Lupin The 3rd (1977) s01e16 Episode Script
Episode 16
Lupin the Third.
Grandson of the infamous Arsene Lupin.
Age: Unknown.
Build: Slim.
Occupation: Thief.
Special skills: Appearing and disappearing at will.
Also possesses numerous other skills, so be prepared.
Sidekicks: 0.
3 second speed drawer Daisuke Jigen; Sword-fighting expert Goemon Ishikawa.
Girlfriend: Fujiko Mine.
Note: Acts against Lupin at times, unpredictable.
This concludes my report.
Signed, Lupin the Third Arrest Team leader the seventh generation descendant of Heiji Zenigata, Inspector Zenigata.
Are they really gonna come? You got the info from Fujiko Mine, didn't you? Her info and the weather report They're the two most unreliable things in the world, for crying out loud.
Still, there's no denying that Beaver Jewelry Co.
has been acting suspiciously.
Beaver is a high class company.
And they're smuggling diamonds? Interesting, that, if it's true - What time is it now? - 11 o'clock.
Here they are, at exactly 11 o'clock.
Pretty accurate for Fujiko's info.
The Jewelry Snatch Plan This is a bigger operation than I anticipated.
Well, it is 3 billion in diamonds.
- Let's do it! - Wait.
Let's just call it a night for today.
Don't be stupid! If they get the diamonds to the store, it'll just be tougher for us.
Take a look around us.
When did they appear? I didn't notice 'em at all.
That's not all of them, either.
There are at least 30.
That's nothin' to be scared of.
This here bazooka can blow them all away.
And another thing Why did Fujiko tip us about something this tempting? That doesn't matter now! I ain't gonna let those diamonds slip by! Anyway, we're going home for today.
Lupin, how was the security? And so you just sat there, with the diamonds right in front of your eyes? Well, no point in getting into trouble when there's no need, right? What are you saying? After I gave you such a top-notch tip, too Idiot! Stop that, it's dangerous! Honestly I can't believe it, Lupin.
I doubt your grandfather, the infamous Arsene Lupin would've let a mountain of diamonds just slip by him like that.
Well, I agree with you on that part.
When I first met you, you were more spontaneous.
That was your most charming quality.
Well, I guess we'll have to give up.
It's 3 billion yen in diamonds, but once they're inside the store, they're out of our reach.
It's in the city, and Zenigata is around.
It's too dangerous, isn't it? Can't be helped Right, Lupin? All right, already! I just have to go and get 'em, right? It's just 3 billion yen in diamonds, after all! No biggie! Mademoiselle, this piece was designed by Cartier.
It's worth 5.
6 million yen.
It's wonderful! However, I find these emeralds to be somewhat lacking in brilliance.
Mademoiselle, you're such a connoisseur.
Pardon my ignorance.
- Bring that.
- Right.
Unfortunately, we do not have any exemplary emeralds at the moment.
We do, however, have a few superb diamonds at hand.
Here it is.
What do you think? My, it is beautiful.
It is a collection we are very proud of.
Howdy! Oh, how disgusting! Wh-who are you?! You! Get out! About this Toilet? Say, where's your toilet at? "Under construction" - C'mere, toilet - The back, the back! Come in through the back! Oh, I see, it's in the back, then? In the back, toilet, toilet Idiot! Don't go in through the store! Go back out! Hey! Where do you think you're going? Get out! Get! Out! 'Ello! Where's your toilet? Again?! Kick them both out! Yes, sir! What d'ya mean, "kick 'em out"?! - You guys would be in trouble without us! - Say what?! Get out, you! Oh, so that's how it is.
Watch it! The carpet! Dang.
Real sorry 'bout that.
What are you doing? Stop! You guys aren't from the sanitation department! Who the hell are you? I-it won't come off! Uh, manager, we're stuck! Hit the alarm! Call the police! Stop making such a racket! All right, motor to full power! OK.
Hi there, Fujiko-chan.
I want you to watch carefully, now.
A safe like this is easy to crack.
Great scenery! Well, then, come on in! This sure is fun! Right, one down.
And here we go again.
Don't be shy, now, come on in! Another one down.
And with that, we're done.
Oh, you're going already? Yeah, our plan's concluded now, innit? I see so you're leaving all this behind, then? Rubies, emeralds, sapphires A real man doesn't stop halfway through once he starts something, right? I bet Arsene Lupin wouldn't.
Lupin! What are you doing? We're 3 minutes behind schedule! Hurry! I can imagine what Zenigata will say "Lupin panicked and left this much behind" Shut up! I'm doing it, all right?! We're way behind schedule.
What's taking him so long? What on earth are they doing? Beaver Jewelry Co.
is such a high class store, too (note: 110 is the police emergency phone number in Japan.
) It's a thief! Call 110! Aw, crap! Yes, this is Zenigata.
What? A jewel robbery in bright daylight?! All right! It's Lupin, no mistake about it.
Move out! Here goes! There's still a lot more to go, eh? Hey, Lupin! The jig is up! We have to get going! Shut up! What's gotten into you?! Taking unnecessary stuff will only get us in trouble! I'm the one giving orders here! Right, excuse me.
It's all gone! Well, then, now we're done.
Huh? Where did Fujiko disappear to? Oh well, no matter.
Attention all units! A Lupinesque figure has been sighted at the Beaver Jewelry Co.
store! Follow that vacuum truck! It's Pops Zenigata, as usual.
Jigen, let's go to plan number two.
Dream on! We're 13 minutes behind schedule.
Number two is a no go.
Then let's go with plan number Nil, I guess? Lupin! Pull over and give yourself up! Otherwise we will open fire! Lupin, you're cornered now! Come out! Come on out, now! Watch out! Get down! Take a look, Jigen.
These bags are all full of jewelry.
They're a monument of my masterful talent, don't you think? Huh? Huh? What's happening? Not a soul in sight.
I thought someone was shooting at us.
Damn it, scaring people like that! Huh? Both front tires are punctured! We're almost at my place, too How unlucky can you get? That's what it was! God, that's just horrible! Someone just left a whole box of nails lying there.
If you had just stuck to the plan, we wouldn't be in this fix! Our savior? Hey! Great timing.
What's wrong? Sorry, but could you tow us to a gas station? Aw, geez.
The thing is, I don't have my assistant with me.
Would you mind hooking it up for me? No problem! You really saved us, there! All right, keep coming whoa, stop.
All right, bring her up.
Righto.
OK, stop there.
H-hey! Wait! So long, Lupin! Thanks a lot! Fujiko! I'll leave your car at the gas station! Damn that Lupin! Damn that Lupin! Damn that Fujiko! Lupin, it's Fujiko! She bought a small airplane 3 days ago.
Planning on fleeing the country, eh? Let's go, Jigen! Allô? Beaver Jewelry Co? Get me Monsieur Boss, please.
Hi there, Mr.
Beaver.
It's me, Lupin the Third.
Wh-what? Lu-Lupin?! Why you! Now, now, please calm down.
I'm gonna tell you where the jewelry is.
Say what? Listen up.
A small aircraft will soon be taking off from the coast.
I don't know where it's going, but your jewelry will be onboard.
Stop lying! It's up to you whether you believe me or not.
Bye-bye, Lupin! Until we meet again.
Now I just need to turn on the autopilot and Eh? How rude, he cut right in front of me! Who is that? Teach her some manners! Ooh, look at them go! Now it's just a matter of time.
Here it comes! All right, shoot her down! Oh, a parachute? That pretty little thing sure tries hard, doesn't she? There she goes! She's over there.
Nice view, innit? Lupin, please help me! Oh, no problem.
You'll need to let go of those big bags of yours first, though.
No way! Oh, no! Oh, is that so? Enter my secret weapon, then.
No! Stop! Ah, don't! - And one more for the road - Stop it! Honestly! Hurry up and help me down! Shut up, traitor.
We should just leave you out to dry.
What's with you?! You got the jewelry back, didn't you? Help me down, Lupin Lupin! Are you going to leave me behind? Too bad for you, Fujiko but this is a two-seater.
Beaver will be here soon, too.
Lupin, you're horrible! Help me! That was so mean See ya.
Wait! Wait! Hey, stop that! Stop! Look this can only carry two people! Waah, take me with you! We're gonna fall! Damn, he's here already? It's Lupin! Shoot! Move in! They're cornered now! Phew, narrow escape Let's get it on There! Help! Help! Hey, don't run away! Retreat to the forest! That should keep them from getting too close for a while.
Sure, but we're still trapped in here.
This isn't getting us anywhere.
If we get too close, they shoot I've got it! Hey, bring the TNT! Right away, sir! Lupin, I'm gonna make you pay this time.
It's too quiet.
Jigen, since we're stuck here, let's take this change to take a look at our loot.
This is great They're planning to blow the cottage up.
Lupin, we're in trouble.
Beaver's men are planting TNT below the cottage.
Say what? They're planning on sending us off this cliff along with the jewelry.
Pretty good thinking for Beaver.
This is no time to be acting carefree.
And what if this is just another scam of yours? Well, you're free to think that way, if you've got a death wish.
Huh? They're not shooting at us? They're firing at something in the forest.
This is Zenigata of the Metropolitan Police! Beaver! We've got evidence of your jewelry smuggling! What?! It's the end! Help! We give up! I surrender! It's Zenigata.
This doesn't look good.
Get those punks out of my sight! My mission is to arrest Lupin! Lupin! You guys are completely surrounded! Come on out and give yourself up! Hey, I think something's gone wrong Let's get outta here! Come on out, Lupin! There's no place for you to run to! Lupin, come out! They're planning on escaping using that rope, eh? Squad one, follow me! Don't let them get away! Damn it all! See ya, Pops! Squad, follow me! Squad, take aim! Fire! Fire! My jewels! Wait! Hey! Stop moving around! What the hell is this? They're diamonds! Diamonds! What about gems?! What about diamonds?! I only want to arrest Lupin! We're not moving.
We stopped because the rope is slack He's gonna beat us to it.
We can't lose! I win, Lupin.
Damn! If I let go now, all my work will have been for nothing! Stop! I'm gonna fall! I can't hang on any longer Take care! Damn you, Lupin! I'll catch you for sure next week! Honestly, making me do this You'll pay for this later.
You should be grateful we're giving you a lift in the first place.
We had to lose our clothes just so we could handle your weight.
Huh? Ah, What are you doing? Leftovers, huh? Ooh, A pretty big one, too.
Give it back! Taking just one lousy diamond after all this would tarnish the Lupin family name.
Bye-bye! Man, we saw hell again because of Fujiko It's no fun to be always conning each other so let's forget about everything and have a blast! That's what Fujiko said.
And we went to a nightclub and the hostess there, Rinko Hoshikage, was actually - I'll pinch you if you tell them.
- Oh, so sorry.
Next week, "Lupin Caught In A Trap".
You've got the channel set! Plough through the red waves that wind around my feet The machine screams It's like a crazy morning light Walther P-38 in this hand The things that I hold in my hand they all disappear It's fate Lupin the Third
Grandson of the infamous Arsene Lupin.
Age: Unknown.
Build: Slim.
Occupation: Thief.
Special skills: Appearing and disappearing at will.
Also possesses numerous other skills, so be prepared.
Sidekicks: 0.
3 second speed drawer Daisuke Jigen; Sword-fighting expert Goemon Ishikawa.
Girlfriend: Fujiko Mine.
Note: Acts against Lupin at times, unpredictable.
This concludes my report.
Signed, Lupin the Third Arrest Team leader the seventh generation descendant of Heiji Zenigata, Inspector Zenigata.
Are they really gonna come? You got the info from Fujiko Mine, didn't you? Her info and the weather report They're the two most unreliable things in the world, for crying out loud.
Still, there's no denying that Beaver Jewelry Co.
has been acting suspiciously.
Beaver is a high class company.
And they're smuggling diamonds? Interesting, that, if it's true - What time is it now? - 11 o'clock.
Here they are, at exactly 11 o'clock.
Pretty accurate for Fujiko's info.
The Jewelry Snatch Plan This is a bigger operation than I anticipated.
Well, it is 3 billion in diamonds.
- Let's do it! - Wait.
Let's just call it a night for today.
Don't be stupid! If they get the diamonds to the store, it'll just be tougher for us.
Take a look around us.
When did they appear? I didn't notice 'em at all.
That's not all of them, either.
There are at least 30.
That's nothin' to be scared of.
This here bazooka can blow them all away.
And another thing Why did Fujiko tip us about something this tempting? That doesn't matter now! I ain't gonna let those diamonds slip by! Anyway, we're going home for today.
Lupin, how was the security? And so you just sat there, with the diamonds right in front of your eyes? Well, no point in getting into trouble when there's no need, right? What are you saying? After I gave you such a top-notch tip, too Idiot! Stop that, it's dangerous! Honestly I can't believe it, Lupin.
I doubt your grandfather, the infamous Arsene Lupin would've let a mountain of diamonds just slip by him like that.
Well, I agree with you on that part.
When I first met you, you were more spontaneous.
That was your most charming quality.
Well, I guess we'll have to give up.
It's 3 billion yen in diamonds, but once they're inside the store, they're out of our reach.
It's in the city, and Zenigata is around.
It's too dangerous, isn't it? Can't be helped Right, Lupin? All right, already! I just have to go and get 'em, right? It's just 3 billion yen in diamonds, after all! No biggie! Mademoiselle, this piece was designed by Cartier.
It's worth 5.
6 million yen.
It's wonderful! However, I find these emeralds to be somewhat lacking in brilliance.
Mademoiselle, you're such a connoisseur.
Pardon my ignorance.
- Bring that.
- Right.
Unfortunately, we do not have any exemplary emeralds at the moment.
We do, however, have a few superb diamonds at hand.
Here it is.
What do you think? My, it is beautiful.
It is a collection we are very proud of.
Howdy! Oh, how disgusting! Wh-who are you?! You! Get out! About this Toilet? Say, where's your toilet at? "Under construction" - C'mere, toilet - The back, the back! Come in through the back! Oh, I see, it's in the back, then? In the back, toilet, toilet Idiot! Don't go in through the store! Go back out! Hey! Where do you think you're going? Get out! Get! Out! 'Ello! Where's your toilet? Again?! Kick them both out! Yes, sir! What d'ya mean, "kick 'em out"?! - You guys would be in trouble without us! - Say what?! Get out, you! Oh, so that's how it is.
Watch it! The carpet! Dang.
Real sorry 'bout that.
What are you doing? Stop! You guys aren't from the sanitation department! Who the hell are you? I-it won't come off! Uh, manager, we're stuck! Hit the alarm! Call the police! Stop making such a racket! All right, motor to full power! OK.
Hi there, Fujiko-chan.
I want you to watch carefully, now.
A safe like this is easy to crack.
Great scenery! Well, then, come on in! This sure is fun! Right, one down.
And here we go again.
Don't be shy, now, come on in! Another one down.
And with that, we're done.
Oh, you're going already? Yeah, our plan's concluded now, innit? I see so you're leaving all this behind, then? Rubies, emeralds, sapphires A real man doesn't stop halfway through once he starts something, right? I bet Arsene Lupin wouldn't.
Lupin! What are you doing? We're 3 minutes behind schedule! Hurry! I can imagine what Zenigata will say "Lupin panicked and left this much behind" Shut up! I'm doing it, all right?! We're way behind schedule.
What's taking him so long? What on earth are they doing? Beaver Jewelry Co.
is such a high class store, too (note: 110 is the police emergency phone number in Japan.
) It's a thief! Call 110! Aw, crap! Yes, this is Zenigata.
What? A jewel robbery in bright daylight?! All right! It's Lupin, no mistake about it.
Move out! Here goes! There's still a lot more to go, eh? Hey, Lupin! The jig is up! We have to get going! Shut up! What's gotten into you?! Taking unnecessary stuff will only get us in trouble! I'm the one giving orders here! Right, excuse me.
It's all gone! Well, then, now we're done.
Huh? Where did Fujiko disappear to? Oh well, no matter.
Attention all units! A Lupinesque figure has been sighted at the Beaver Jewelry Co.
store! Follow that vacuum truck! It's Pops Zenigata, as usual.
Jigen, let's go to plan number two.
Dream on! We're 13 minutes behind schedule.
Number two is a no go.
Then let's go with plan number Nil, I guess? Lupin! Pull over and give yourself up! Otherwise we will open fire! Lupin, you're cornered now! Come out! Come on out, now! Watch out! Get down! Take a look, Jigen.
These bags are all full of jewelry.
They're a monument of my masterful talent, don't you think? Huh? Huh? What's happening? Not a soul in sight.
I thought someone was shooting at us.
Damn it, scaring people like that! Huh? Both front tires are punctured! We're almost at my place, too How unlucky can you get? That's what it was! God, that's just horrible! Someone just left a whole box of nails lying there.
If you had just stuck to the plan, we wouldn't be in this fix! Our savior? Hey! Great timing.
What's wrong? Sorry, but could you tow us to a gas station? Aw, geez.
The thing is, I don't have my assistant with me.
Would you mind hooking it up for me? No problem! You really saved us, there! All right, keep coming whoa, stop.
All right, bring her up.
Righto.
OK, stop there.
H-hey! Wait! So long, Lupin! Thanks a lot! Fujiko! I'll leave your car at the gas station! Damn that Lupin! Damn that Lupin! Damn that Fujiko! Lupin, it's Fujiko! She bought a small airplane 3 days ago.
Planning on fleeing the country, eh? Let's go, Jigen! Allô? Beaver Jewelry Co? Get me Monsieur Boss, please.
Hi there, Mr.
Beaver.
It's me, Lupin the Third.
Wh-what? Lu-Lupin?! Why you! Now, now, please calm down.
I'm gonna tell you where the jewelry is.
Say what? Listen up.
A small aircraft will soon be taking off from the coast.
I don't know where it's going, but your jewelry will be onboard.
Stop lying! It's up to you whether you believe me or not.
Bye-bye, Lupin! Until we meet again.
Now I just need to turn on the autopilot and Eh? How rude, he cut right in front of me! Who is that? Teach her some manners! Ooh, look at them go! Now it's just a matter of time.
Here it comes! All right, shoot her down! Oh, a parachute? That pretty little thing sure tries hard, doesn't she? There she goes! She's over there.
Nice view, innit? Lupin, please help me! Oh, no problem.
You'll need to let go of those big bags of yours first, though.
No way! Oh, no! Oh, is that so? Enter my secret weapon, then.
No! Stop! Ah, don't! - And one more for the road - Stop it! Honestly! Hurry up and help me down! Shut up, traitor.
We should just leave you out to dry.
What's with you?! You got the jewelry back, didn't you? Help me down, Lupin Lupin! Are you going to leave me behind? Too bad for you, Fujiko but this is a two-seater.
Beaver will be here soon, too.
Lupin, you're horrible! Help me! That was so mean See ya.
Wait! Wait! Hey, stop that! Stop! Look this can only carry two people! Waah, take me with you! We're gonna fall! Damn, he's here already? It's Lupin! Shoot! Move in! They're cornered now! Phew, narrow escape Let's get it on There! Help! Help! Hey, don't run away! Retreat to the forest! That should keep them from getting too close for a while.
Sure, but we're still trapped in here.
This isn't getting us anywhere.
If we get too close, they shoot I've got it! Hey, bring the TNT! Right away, sir! Lupin, I'm gonna make you pay this time.
It's too quiet.
Jigen, since we're stuck here, let's take this change to take a look at our loot.
This is great They're planning to blow the cottage up.
Lupin, we're in trouble.
Beaver's men are planting TNT below the cottage.
Say what? They're planning on sending us off this cliff along with the jewelry.
Pretty good thinking for Beaver.
This is no time to be acting carefree.
And what if this is just another scam of yours? Well, you're free to think that way, if you've got a death wish.
Huh? They're not shooting at us? They're firing at something in the forest.
This is Zenigata of the Metropolitan Police! Beaver! We've got evidence of your jewelry smuggling! What?! It's the end! Help! We give up! I surrender! It's Zenigata.
This doesn't look good.
Get those punks out of my sight! My mission is to arrest Lupin! Lupin! You guys are completely surrounded! Come on out and give yourself up! Hey, I think something's gone wrong Let's get outta here! Come on out, Lupin! There's no place for you to run to! Lupin, come out! They're planning on escaping using that rope, eh? Squad one, follow me! Don't let them get away! Damn it all! See ya, Pops! Squad, follow me! Squad, take aim! Fire! Fire! My jewels! Wait! Hey! Stop moving around! What the hell is this? They're diamonds! Diamonds! What about gems?! What about diamonds?! I only want to arrest Lupin! We're not moving.
We stopped because the rope is slack He's gonna beat us to it.
We can't lose! I win, Lupin.
Damn! If I let go now, all my work will have been for nothing! Stop! I'm gonna fall! I can't hang on any longer Take care! Damn you, Lupin! I'll catch you for sure next week! Honestly, making me do this You'll pay for this later.
You should be grateful we're giving you a lift in the first place.
We had to lose our clothes just so we could handle your weight.
Huh? Ah, What are you doing? Leftovers, huh? Ooh, A pretty big one, too.
Give it back! Taking just one lousy diamond after all this would tarnish the Lupin family name.
Bye-bye! Man, we saw hell again because of Fujiko It's no fun to be always conning each other so let's forget about everything and have a blast! That's what Fujiko said.
And we went to a nightclub and the hostess there, Rinko Hoshikage, was actually - I'll pinch you if you tell them.
- Oh, so sorry.
Next week, "Lupin Caught In A Trap".
You've got the channel set! Plough through the red waves that wind around my feet The machine screams It's like a crazy morning light Walther P-38 in this hand The things that I hold in my hand they all disappear It's fate Lupin the Third