Mr Pickles (2013) s02e06 Episode Script
A.D.D.
1 Mr.
Pickles Good boy Dog Man: Hey! "Astronaut Dolphin Detective" is coming on! That's my favorite show! Ha ha! Ha ha, yes! Captain, the evil space shrimp has constructed a giant chainsaw spaceship.
He's planning to cut the sun in half.
A chainsaw spaceship?! How does he fly it? - He controls it with his mind, sir.
- Of course! But why would the evil space shrimp cut the sun in half? With the sun gone, he'll be able to keep his nightclub open 24 hours a day.
Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin Detective! But, sir, you had him arrested for defecating in the space president's mouth.
Get him out.
[Theme music plays.]
S02E06 A.
D.
D.
- [Moaning.]
- [Chirps.]
[Grunts.]
Oh! Oh! [Chittering.]
[Chirping.]
I think I know what you're asking.
And I'll tell you exactly why we paired you two up.
Roberts here is totally by the book.
He's there to make sure you don't color outside the lines.
Buckle up.
It's the law.
So, how are you planning on taking out the evil shrimp? [Rock music playing.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Hmm.
The evil shrimp's nightclub is closed.
[Chirping.]
What?! I can't understand you.
Hey, clean beep-beep Your windshield?! - Beep, beep, beep, hmm? - Take a hike! Let's go! We might be able to take out evil shrimp at his mansion.
What?! Hey! No problem, Dolphin.
[Laughs.]
Hey, that was my wallet! - [Chirping.]
- What?! Hold on! I brought a translation device.
Now, what were you saying? Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! Darn thing must be broken.
Mechanical voice: It's not broken, dick face.
- Pbht! - Hey, give me that back! Sir, no word yet from Astronaut Dolphin Detective or Roberts, sir.
Thanks for the update.
- Mmm.
- I see you're eating, sir.
I ordered some takeout.
Oh.
Ah.
I am hungry, too.
So I guess I'll just eat some snacks.
Great.
Make sure you put the lids back on those snack jars when you're done.
We don't want space roaches.
No need to remind me.
I always put the lids back on the snack jars.
Well, somebody keeps leaving the lids off.
Well, well, well, it wasn't me.
Hey, speaking of food, I left my lasagna pan at your place after your dinner party last week.
Oh.
It'd be nice to have it back.
Sure.
Just say the word, sir.
I'm saying the word just by bringing it up.
Mm, you're not exactly being direct, sir.
I want my lasagna pan.
Oh! Good to know, sir.
Astronaut Dolphin Detective He's looking for the evil shrimp's place And it's right over here Hmm.
Looks like there's no way in.
- [Chirps.]
- What are you doing? Wow, a visual on the evil space shrimp from inside his own mansion.
Eerie.
It's like he's looking right at us.
Oh! Oh, yeah.
You naughty little fish.
Huh? Mr.
Pickles [Chittering.]
Hey, baby, want to dance before I head to your club? Master Shrimp, I must remind you that any distractions could prove disastrous to your telepathic control of the chainsaw spaceship.
Hm! Come see me in the champagne room later.
And bring that shrimpy penis.
[Chittering.]
Now we know we can take him out at his nightclub later.
Maybe you're smarter than I thought.
Pbht! [Techno music playing.]
Hey, what? Why are we stopping here? Oh, yeah! Hey, man, let me get some, man! Let me have some, man.
Hey, let me hit that, yo! Let me hit that, man! Druggies.
Astronaut Dolphin Detective, we've got work to do.
[British accent.]
Well, if it isn't me old friend [Italian accent.]
Astronaut Dolphin Detective! [Jamaican accent.]
For your boo-boo, come inside, brother man! - Lord, have mercy.
- Hey, what?! Hmm! You looking for a good time, baby?! Ugh! [Humming, crunching.]
Captain, Deputy! Astronaut Dolphin Detective stopped at a drug house.
Damn it, Roberts! You need to keep him in line.
I'm sorry, Captain.
Oh, I didn't get a chance to say earlier, but I very much enjoyed your lasagna at Deputy's dinner party.
Hmm.
Okay, bye.
What would you like me to do, sir, drop everything while there's a chainsaw spaceship heading for the sun so I can go home and get your lasagna pan? Mm-mm-mm.
Come on! What?! Doing drugs?! [British accent.]
Oi, oi, oi, oi! - I should report you to - Oi! Be careful how you speak to 'im.
He 'appens to be the best drug cook [Italian accent.]
this side of the Milky Way! His secret is that he's already so packed to the gills [Jamaican accent.]
with so much drug and drink that the space rock become even more powerful once it pass through him! [Spanish accent.]
Here comes the little spoogy spooge! Ay, yi, yi, yi! Dry it out.
Then quicker than you can say [Southern accent.]
Bob's your uncle, you got yourself [Irish accent.]
dolphin powder.
- [Chirping.]
- Ugh! Come on! We need to go! [Grunts.]
Huh? - Oh, no! Is he overdosing? - [British accent.]
Oi! [Jamaican accent.]
I know just what he need, man! Brup, brup, pull yourself! - [Chirps.]
- Of course! Dolphins need water! [Asian accent.]
Oh, no.
That was [Mexican accent.]
tequila! [Chirping.]
[Tires screech.]
Nice parking, Dolphin.
[Chirping.]
Ugh! Get yourself together.
Lucky for you I brought an extra disguise.
Hey! What? You boys polizei? Because this one, he looks polizei.
Oh, uh, well, uh Huh? Well! No polizei would do that! Now I understand why you went through all that partying To get drugs.
We'd need them to make it inside.
Our target's headed upstairs to the V.
I.
P.
So what's our move? What?! Hey! Hey, dudes, I'm with the dolphin.
No? Okay.
All right, Astronaut Dolphin Detective, you've made it to the evil space shrimp.
Now, how are you gonna take him out? Darn it, Astronaut Dolphin Detective! Well, maybe your wife could bring the lasagna pan.
Okay, sir, I'll just pull Gloria away from watching the kids.
I'm sure Tyler can drive himself home from space soccer.
Captain, Deputy, Astronaut Dolphin Detective had a shot at the evil shrimp, but he didn't take it! - What?! - Huh? They're trying to kill boss! What?! Hey, no! Aah! Find that dolphin! [Alarm blares.]
Oh, no! The chainsaw spaceship is about to cut the sun in half! What do we do?! There's nothing we can do, Deputy.
It really puts things in perspective.
I apologize, Deputy.
I never should have made such a big deal about the lasagna pa Damn it! You forgot to put the lids back on the snack jars! - What?! - Now we have space roaches.
I want my lasagna pan back! Hmm! Oh! You're so fun, Dolphin.
Mmm! Oh! Oh, what? - [Clicking.]
- Oh.
Okay.
[Gasps.]
You're not as big as the shrimp, but it will do.
Huh? Kill that dolphin! Aah! [Men grunting.]
Huh? [Gurgling.]
[Sniffing.]
I'm sorry, baby.
You know I love you.
Ow! [Grunting.]
Ha ha.
Huh? Aah! No! - [Squeaking.]
- [Chittering.]
[Snorting.]
Ah! Huh? Freeze! What the heck? Oh, no! The cops! [Chirps.]
Guess I have to do this myself.
[Growls.]
Oh! The sun, it's still in one piece.
I guess the dolphin powder must have distracted evil shrimp's mind long enough for the chainsaw spaceship to go off course.
Maybe you're smarter than I thought.
- Oh! - Good work, you two.
But the space chainsaw is now headed for Venus! We need evil space shrimp taken out! Right away, sir! What?! Darn! What are we doing back here? You had your chance to take him out, but you didn't.
- [Chirping.]
- Huh? What are you doing? What?! You could have just done that the whole time! You just wanted to party all day.
Well, I'm gonna have to report you for this! - [Chittering.]
- I can't [bleep.]
understand you! Ha! Okay, this ought to be good.
What do you have to say for yourself? [Gun clicks.]
Right on time, Dolphin! [Humming happily.]
[Chirping.]
Let met get that for you, Dolphin.
Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective murdered Roberts! Should we lock him up? Well, Astronaut Dolphin Detective did save the sun.
Maybe we could let this slide.
Is that him on the phone? No, sir, it's my wife.
She says Roberts has your lasagna pan.
Damn it! I never want to see that dolphin again! Lock him up! [Theme music plays.]
[Dolphin chirping.]
Pickles Good boy Dog Man: Hey! "Astronaut Dolphin Detective" is coming on! That's my favorite show! Ha ha! Ha ha, yes! Captain, the evil space shrimp has constructed a giant chainsaw spaceship.
He's planning to cut the sun in half.
A chainsaw spaceship?! How does he fly it? - He controls it with his mind, sir.
- Of course! But why would the evil space shrimp cut the sun in half? With the sun gone, he'll be able to keep his nightclub open 24 hours a day.
Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin Detective! But, sir, you had him arrested for defecating in the space president's mouth.
Get him out.
[Theme music plays.]
S02E06 A.
D.
D.
- [Moaning.]
- [Chirps.]
[Grunts.]
Oh! Oh! [Chittering.]
[Chirping.]
I think I know what you're asking.
And I'll tell you exactly why we paired you two up.
Roberts here is totally by the book.
He's there to make sure you don't color outside the lines.
Buckle up.
It's the law.
So, how are you planning on taking out the evil shrimp? [Rock music playing.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Hmm.
The evil shrimp's nightclub is closed.
[Chirping.]
What?! I can't understand you.
Hey, clean beep-beep Your windshield?! - Beep, beep, beep, hmm? - Take a hike! Let's go! We might be able to take out evil shrimp at his mansion.
What?! Hey! No problem, Dolphin.
[Laughs.]
Hey, that was my wallet! - [Chirping.]
- What?! Hold on! I brought a translation device.
Now, what were you saying? Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! Darn thing must be broken.
Mechanical voice: It's not broken, dick face.
- Pbht! - Hey, give me that back! Sir, no word yet from Astronaut Dolphin Detective or Roberts, sir.
Thanks for the update.
- Mmm.
- I see you're eating, sir.
I ordered some takeout.
Oh.
Ah.
I am hungry, too.
So I guess I'll just eat some snacks.
Great.
Make sure you put the lids back on those snack jars when you're done.
We don't want space roaches.
No need to remind me.
I always put the lids back on the snack jars.
Well, somebody keeps leaving the lids off.
Well, well, well, it wasn't me.
Hey, speaking of food, I left my lasagna pan at your place after your dinner party last week.
Oh.
It'd be nice to have it back.
Sure.
Just say the word, sir.
I'm saying the word just by bringing it up.
Mm, you're not exactly being direct, sir.
I want my lasagna pan.
Oh! Good to know, sir.
Astronaut Dolphin Detective He's looking for the evil shrimp's place And it's right over here Hmm.
Looks like there's no way in.
- [Chirps.]
- What are you doing? Wow, a visual on the evil space shrimp from inside his own mansion.
Eerie.
It's like he's looking right at us.
Oh! Oh, yeah.
You naughty little fish.
Huh? Mr.
Pickles [Chittering.]
Hey, baby, want to dance before I head to your club? Master Shrimp, I must remind you that any distractions could prove disastrous to your telepathic control of the chainsaw spaceship.
Hm! Come see me in the champagne room later.
And bring that shrimpy penis.
[Chittering.]
Now we know we can take him out at his nightclub later.
Maybe you're smarter than I thought.
Pbht! [Techno music playing.]
Hey, what? Why are we stopping here? Oh, yeah! Hey, man, let me get some, man! Let me have some, man.
Hey, let me hit that, yo! Let me hit that, man! Druggies.
Astronaut Dolphin Detective, we've got work to do.
[British accent.]
Well, if it isn't me old friend [Italian accent.]
Astronaut Dolphin Detective! [Jamaican accent.]
For your boo-boo, come inside, brother man! - Lord, have mercy.
- Hey, what?! Hmm! You looking for a good time, baby?! Ugh! [Humming, crunching.]
Captain, Deputy! Astronaut Dolphin Detective stopped at a drug house.
Damn it, Roberts! You need to keep him in line.
I'm sorry, Captain.
Oh, I didn't get a chance to say earlier, but I very much enjoyed your lasagna at Deputy's dinner party.
Hmm.
Okay, bye.
What would you like me to do, sir, drop everything while there's a chainsaw spaceship heading for the sun so I can go home and get your lasagna pan? Mm-mm-mm.
Come on! What?! Doing drugs?! [British accent.]
Oi, oi, oi, oi! - I should report you to - Oi! Be careful how you speak to 'im.
He 'appens to be the best drug cook [Italian accent.]
this side of the Milky Way! His secret is that he's already so packed to the gills [Jamaican accent.]
with so much drug and drink that the space rock become even more powerful once it pass through him! [Spanish accent.]
Here comes the little spoogy spooge! Ay, yi, yi, yi! Dry it out.
Then quicker than you can say [Southern accent.]
Bob's your uncle, you got yourself [Irish accent.]
dolphin powder.
- [Chirping.]
- Ugh! Come on! We need to go! [Grunts.]
Huh? - Oh, no! Is he overdosing? - [British accent.]
Oi! [Jamaican accent.]
I know just what he need, man! Brup, brup, pull yourself! - [Chirps.]
- Of course! Dolphins need water! [Asian accent.]
Oh, no.
That was [Mexican accent.]
tequila! [Chirping.]
[Tires screech.]
Nice parking, Dolphin.
[Chirping.]
Ugh! Get yourself together.
Lucky for you I brought an extra disguise.
Hey! What? You boys polizei? Because this one, he looks polizei.
Oh, uh, well, uh Huh? Well! No polizei would do that! Now I understand why you went through all that partying To get drugs.
We'd need them to make it inside.
Our target's headed upstairs to the V.
I.
P.
So what's our move? What?! Hey! Hey, dudes, I'm with the dolphin.
No? Okay.
All right, Astronaut Dolphin Detective, you've made it to the evil space shrimp.
Now, how are you gonna take him out? Darn it, Astronaut Dolphin Detective! Well, maybe your wife could bring the lasagna pan.
Okay, sir, I'll just pull Gloria away from watching the kids.
I'm sure Tyler can drive himself home from space soccer.
Captain, Deputy, Astronaut Dolphin Detective had a shot at the evil shrimp, but he didn't take it! - What?! - Huh? They're trying to kill boss! What?! Hey, no! Aah! Find that dolphin! [Alarm blares.]
Oh, no! The chainsaw spaceship is about to cut the sun in half! What do we do?! There's nothing we can do, Deputy.
It really puts things in perspective.
I apologize, Deputy.
I never should have made such a big deal about the lasagna pa Damn it! You forgot to put the lids back on the snack jars! - What?! - Now we have space roaches.
I want my lasagna pan back! Hmm! Oh! You're so fun, Dolphin.
Mmm! Oh! Oh, what? - [Clicking.]
- Oh.
Okay.
[Gasps.]
You're not as big as the shrimp, but it will do.
Huh? Kill that dolphin! Aah! [Men grunting.]
Huh? [Gurgling.]
[Sniffing.]
I'm sorry, baby.
You know I love you.
Ow! [Grunting.]
Ha ha.
Huh? Aah! No! - [Squeaking.]
- [Chittering.]
[Snorting.]
Ah! Huh? Freeze! What the heck? Oh, no! The cops! [Chirps.]
Guess I have to do this myself.
[Growls.]
Oh! The sun, it's still in one piece.
I guess the dolphin powder must have distracted evil shrimp's mind long enough for the chainsaw spaceship to go off course.
Maybe you're smarter than I thought.
- Oh! - Good work, you two.
But the space chainsaw is now headed for Venus! We need evil space shrimp taken out! Right away, sir! What?! Darn! What are we doing back here? You had your chance to take him out, but you didn't.
- [Chirping.]
- Huh? What are you doing? What?! You could have just done that the whole time! You just wanted to party all day.
Well, I'm gonna have to report you for this! - [Chittering.]
- I can't [bleep.]
understand you! Ha! Okay, this ought to be good.
What do you have to say for yourself? [Gun clicks.]
Right on time, Dolphin! [Humming happily.]
[Chirping.]
Let met get that for you, Dolphin.
Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective murdered Roberts! Should we lock him up? Well, Astronaut Dolphin Detective did save the sun.
Maybe we could let this slide.
Is that him on the phone? No, sir, it's my wife.
She says Roberts has your lasagna pan.
Damn it! I never want to see that dolphin again! Lock him up! [Theme music plays.]
[Dolphin chirping.]