My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Episode Scripts

N/A - The Return of Harmony (2)

-00:00:00,153 --> 00:00:02,109 Princess Celestia! We came as fast as we could.
I need you to wield the Elements of Harmony once again and stop Discord.
The Elements! They're gone! Everypony has to play or the game is over.
And I win.
Our friendship over? Who were you talking to? Nopony! Nopony whatsoever.
What? Pinkie Pie! Are we glad to see you.
WHY? Need a good laugh? What is happening to my friends? Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos.
And what are YOU laughing at?! You ponies are just the most fun I've had in aeons.
Well, QUIT IT!!! You'd better think before you laugh at the Pink! kie Pie! Oh, yeah? Well, ha ha.
Quit it! No.
Ha ha.
QUIT IT!!! No.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh, Rarity? This here diamond o' yours? Twilight said we should split it six way, since we, uh found it together.
Try it, punk.
He's mine.
All mine! Girls, why are you all acting like this? We need to stick together! It's just too entertaining.
Stop it, Discord! You're not playing fair.
I'm not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met.
I'm Discord.
Spirit of chaos and disharmony.
Hellooo! How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?! Oh, wait! Did you? How funny! You thought the Elements were *in* the labyrinth? Twists and turns are my master plan then find the Elements back where you began.
I never said they were in the labyrinth.
But But Keep trying, Twilight Sparkle.
♥ Maybe the magic of friendship ♥ can help you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak.
Chocolate milk?! I hate chocolate milk! Think, Twilight, think! Find the Elements back where you began Back where you began Don't touch my gem! I'm touching your gem, Rarity.
Ha ha.
What's you laughing at?! Ugh, I just wanna go home.
Wait a minute Home! Back where you began! The Elements must be in Ponyville! Come on, girls! I'm certain this is what Discord's riddle really meant.
If we get back to the library I have a book that I just know can give us a clue.
Good boy, Angel! Mama's so proud.
Weeell, I can see so much better now.
I meant to do that.
Discord's turned our dirt roads into soap! Beautiful, isn't it? This is the new and improved Ponyville.
And these are only my first changes.
This may look like fun, but it's not.
Picture it, the chaos capital of the world.
I can't picture anything.
It's too dark.
Well, wait a few minutes and you'll see it in the beautiful light of day.
Or not.
Ponyville the chaos capital of the world? Not if I have anything to say about it.
Don't worry.
You won't.
Okay, we're here.
Everyone please please please just go inside, please? I absolutely refuse.
With pleasure.
I hate libraries.
Pleeease, we gotta hurry! Forget it, Twilight.
I know what you're up to.
The second I go in you'll have your little minion Spike come and take Tom.
-Tom? -Well, it's not going to work! You're not going in without him, are you? Fine! What'd you do that for, Fluttershy? Cause you just look so peaceful.
I, uh Careful, Twilight! You'll ruin his beautiful finish.
Oh, for the love of Twilight, what's going on? Why's everybody look so gray? Don't ask.
I need you to help me find something.
Hey, Twilight? What's soaking wet and clueless? Fluttershy, I've had just about enou Your face! What's happened to everypony? I guess you just bring up the worst in us, Spike.
No time to explain.
We've got to find the reference guide to Elements of Harmony before somepony does something she'll regret! The Elements of Harmony? Oh! I know exactly where that book is! Found it! Ha! Fluttershy You better give me that book! Keep away! Hey! Applejack! Give me that book! I don't have any book.
Pinkie! You guys! Stop it right now! Mine! Hey! Do you even know what you just stole? No, but if you want it, I want it.
GIVE ME THAT BOOK!!! Where is she? Where is Rarity? Beats me.
Lies! Get back! All of you! This is my book! AND I'M GONNA READ IT! The Elements! The Elements! They were here all along! This is great! Now you guys can defeat Discord and put everything back to normal.
See, girls? We did it! We've found the Elements of Harmony! Together! You don't even care, do you? No.
I never thought it would happen.
My friends have turned into complete jerks! Necklace Necklace Necklace Necklace Aaand big crown-thingy.
Come on, everypony! Let's go! But, Twilight.
Aren't you missing somepony? Nope.
We've got the liar, the grump, the hoarded and the brute.
That just about covers it.
What about Rainbow Dash? Congratulations, Spike.
You're the new Rainbow Dash.
Now let's go! Me?! B-b-but what if she finds out I've been impersonating her? That won't end well.
Too bad.
You're Rainbow Dash.
Now let's go defeat Discord so we don't ever have to talk to each other again.
YEAH! WOOHOO! Move! Look out! Here comes Tom! Well, well, well.
I see you've found the Elements of Harmony.
How terrifying! Discord! I've figured out your lame riddle.
You're in for it now! I certainly am.
You've clearly outduelled me.
And now it's time to meet my fate.
I'm prepared to be defeated now, ladies.
Fire when ready.
Formation! Now! Rainbow Dash! Get over here! All right.
Let's get this over with.
What's going on? Mine's workin'.
There must be somethin' wrong with yours.
I hate the Elements of Harmony! Garbage.
MINE! Sorry, Twilight.
I guess I better get back upstairs and clean up the library.
Good luck with all this whoa! Oops.
Sorry, Rainbow Crash.
Bravo, ponies! Bravo! Harmony in Equestria is officially dead.
Discord rules, Celestia drools.
It's your fault it didn't work! Who are you talking to? Any of you! All of you! I'm outta here! I better go too.
I got new, better friends waitin' for me at the farm.
Yeah! I'm sick of you losers.
Fine! Leave! See if I care.
I don't need you guys either.
With friends like you, who needs enemies.
My stomach! Twilight, you've got to see what I just did.
It's priceless! Come now, Twilight Sparkle.
You've got to get into the spirit of things.
After all, this is your new home.
Not anymore.
YES! Pack your things, Spike.
We're leaving.
And don't ask where we're going, 'cause I don't know yet.
Just not here.
Can't move! The Princess has been sending these since I came back upstairs.
Make it stop! These are all the letters I've written to the Princess since I've lived in Ponyville.
But why would she send them back? "Real friends don't care what your cover is" "Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing" "And like the path cut through the orchard, there'll be always a way through.
" "The best thing to do is to stay true to yourself" "special magical connection with her friends" "maybe even before she's met them.
" Spike! Spike, it's all so clear! Can't you see? Discord's trying to distract us from what's important.
He knows how powerful our friendships are and he's trying to keep us from seeing it.
Do you remember what I said the first day we arrived in Ponyville? I told you that the future of Equestria didn't rest on me making friends.
But the opposite is true! The friendships I've made since I've been here would save Equestria from Nightmare Moon.
And now they need to save it from Discord! You're right, Spike.
I've got to fight for my friendships.
For them.
For me.
For Equestria! Oh.
Uh Why don't you just stay here and rest? I'll take care of the whole fighting for friendship thing myself.
And so I tried to defeat Discord but none of my so-called friends would lift a hoof to help me.
Applejack! I'm here to fight for our friendship.
Oh.
Now you wanna fight.
Where were you when I was battlin' Discord? Snap out of it! This isn't you! You're not a liar.
Wha What happened? Twilight! I saw a vision of us feudin' and fightin'.
I couldn't face the truth so I started tellin' lies.
Can you ever forgive me? I already have.
Come on! Oh no! Twilight! Applejack! I just had the worst dream! What do you think you're doing? Get away from my gem! Get Away! Let us never speak of this again.
Oh, and I I turned gray! Can you believe it? She's not here.
Without Rainbow Dash we can't use the Elements.
She could be anywhere by now.
We're never gonna find her.
Yeah, we will.
Cause she's right there.
Rainbow Dash! Hey, guys! We've been looking everywhere for you.
That's nice.
Discord's still on the loose.
We need you to help us defeat him with your element: loyalty.
Loyalty-schmoyalty.
Have you guys seen Ponyville? It's a disaster! I'm staying here in Cloudsdale where everything is awesome.
How in Equestria could she think that tiny patch of clouds is Cloudsdale? The same way he got you to think that cheap rock was a bona fide diamond? I thought we agreed never to speak of it again.
Time for Plan B.
Okay, Fluttershy.
You grab Rainbow Dash and hold her down.
Applejack will lower me down from this rope so I can cast the memory spell on her.
Got it! Um I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit? Nice try.
Ponyville's your problem, not mine.
Come on, Fluttershy! We've gotta catch her.
Applejack! PinkiIEEE! You were supposed to secure the roOOPE! Oops.
Rarity! Pinkie! Hold on! Y'all are slowin' 'er down! Oh, Fluttershy.
Would you be a dear and FLY FASTER, please? I can't! If you can't catch her, Discord wins! That big dumb MEANIE!!! Okay, Applejack! Last rope! Make it count! Lemme go! I don't need you guys! Leave me alone! Wha What happened? How's Ponyville?! Where are the Elements?! Did we stop Discord? Maybe it's a little early for a group hug.
Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Not as wonderful as friendship! This again? That's right! You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.
Oh, Applejack.
Don't lie to me.
I'm the one who made you a liar.
Will you ever learn? I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord.
We've learned that friendship isn't always easy but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for.
Ugh, gag.
Fine.
Go ahead.
Try and use your little Elements.
"Friend me".
Just make it quick.
I'm missing some excellent chaos here.
All right, ladies! Let's show him what friendship can do! Wait, wait, wait! What's this? No Nooo!!! We are gathered here today to once again honor the heroism of these six friends who stood up to the villain Discord and saved Equestria from eternal chaos.