Ranma 12 s01e13 Episode Script
Episode 13
Ryoga! Fight me, and I'll beat you to a pulp! At last, the contest between St.
Hebereke and Furinkan High! The anything-goes, fight to the finish, gymnastics contest begins! Tools must be used in attacks.
Barehanded attacks are illegal! The match ends when one contestant is down.
Anyone who falls from the ring automatically loses! I don't like beatin' up girls! I'll force you from the ring before you get hurt! Thank you for worrying about me! That's Kodachi Kuno! The Flower of Martial-Arts Gymnastics! She's using the rope as if it were a steel rod! It is a steel rod! It's a steel rod disguised as a rope! Referee! That's a foul! It's legal if she uses the tools.
You dodged that well! Referee! Isn't it a foul to have spikes come out of her club!? It's legal if she uses the tools.
A hidden switch shoots spikes from the club.
Oh, my sister, what an admirably underhanded trick! I do all this for the goal of dating my darling Ranma! Oh, how lovable I am! I am a single black rose in bloom! Kodachi Kuno, age sixteen! I keep tellin' you I don't wanna date you! She did it! What a clever pig-attack by Saotome! Naturally, pigs are considered tools! And who said anything about a date with you!? I only long to date with my darling Ranma Saotome! Whatever But if you lose, swear that you'll never bother Ranma again! What is my darling Ranma to you anyway!? Are you gonna promise or not!? Wh-What? You love him, don't you? That's it! That's why you're interfering with me! Why, you wicked girl! You fiend! You fiend! You fiend! You fiend! - Pigtailed girl! - You fiend! Brother dear! Pigtailed girl, is it true that you love Ranma Saotome!? "Love Ranma"? Well, do you!? Love doesn't enter into it! Ranma and I are of one mind and one body! O-One mind!? O-One body!? One mind and one body!? It just happened! It's like fate or somethin'.
You and Ranma Saotome, fated to be together!? Pigtailed girl, no! Hoop! Here! Hey! There it is! Kodachi's trademark razor-hoop! It's legal if she uses the tools.
I know that! Impudent woman who dares take my beloved's name! The Black Rose will bring you to justice! Ranma! If you won't listen to reason I guess I'll have to beat some sense into you! She's incredible! She uses the clubs just like nunchuks! Ridiculous! Am I not the beautiful flower of St.
Hebereke? The star of the martial-arts gymnastics world? The one they call "Kodachi the Black Rose"? Learn, then the martial-arts rhythmic gymnastics attack of ONE THOUSAND CLUBS! She's pretty good, too! One club looks like it's ten or twenty clubs! Ranma! She really did have ten or twenty of 'em! This goes beyond simple cheating! Kodachi's "Attack of a Thousand Clubs" fails! The two combatants face off.
What feats of skill will they show us next!? It's not over yet! The limitless use of tools is the core of martial-arts gymnastics! It's a brutal attack with the bell! Challenger Saotome uses the pig in defense! The pig seems to be angry! But that's only natural! Whaddya expect? An opening! I can play that, too! Challenger Saotome shows her desk-fishing technique! Champion Kuno counters with her brother! Furinkan High Challenger's Dressing Room What a fight! Saotome attacks with the desk! Kuno uses the brother defense! A brother is a legal tool in this match! Kuno attacks with her brother, over and over! Saotome puts up a desperate defense! Saotome scores a pig-kick! The pig-kick knocks Kuno's brother from the ring! They're carrying him out on a stretcher! This is incredible! Listen to those cheers! The crowd is going wild! All of Kodachi's previous matches have ended in forfeit! This is the first opponent who has come to fight! Here it is! Kuno's special ball-bomb attack! Look how quickly Saotome runs circles in the ring! Saotome flees to a corner post to escape another ball-bomb! Ranma! I admire the way you've dodged my attacks so far! But this fight has only just begun! Saotome evades Kuno's ribbon! The two seem well-matched! They've brought out the clubs! It's a furious club exchange! Wha? And we're back! The ribbons are tangled! Both combatants are deadlocked! She just doesn't give up! That woman is a human cockroach! When your opponent is this persistent Even a cockroach would yield to the "Boiling-Water Attack"! Champion Kuno brings yet another weapon into play! It's the terrible "Boiling-Water Attack"! Ranma! Panicked, Saotome dodges the water! Understandable, considering how hot the water is! You and the piglet seem to have something against hot water! I can't change back wearin' a leotard! The Anything-Goes School will be disgraced forever! Champion Kodachi draws nearer! Saotome is in real danger! No way you're gonna get that on me! You're careless! Challenger Saotome has been hit by the "Boiling-Water Attack"! Oh no! I'm doomed! What a surprise! Challenger Saotome's corner has doused her with a fire hose! I'm saved! If Saotome falls from the ring, she's finished! Is this the end!? Challenger Saotome is swimming to the center of the ring! What overwhelming tenacity Saotome is showing! It's unsporting to be saved by your second! This is an insult to honest athletes like myself! You won't get away with it! And we thought it was over! But Saotome swam back to stand in the ring once more! Will you cease this useless resistance? Do you want to steal my darling Ranma that badly!? When did he become your darling Ranma? Mind your own business! You scared me! Cut that stuff out! Gimme some popcorn! I was just wondering if you'd do a favor for me, Junko? What? It's about Hiroshi.
I was hoping you could apologize for me.
Sachiko told me that you and Hiroshi were good friends.
That's what you're talking about? Got any juice? - Thank you.
- You won't do it? But Mitchi, you dumped him! That's true, but now I see that Hiroshi's a nice guy Forget Hiroshi! You've got lots of guys who want to go out with you.
Eriko, come take a look at this! Just like Professor Matsushita, right? Lemme see! You're right! She looks exactly like her! Don't you think today's match is awfully long? Now that you mention it D'you think it's over already? Yuko, what do you think? Be that as it may.
Captain Kuno cannot lose! You're scaring me! What a long, arduous match! The contestants are well-matched, and neither will give an inch! Will Challenger Saotome triumph at last!? Or will Kodachi "The Black Rose" continue her winning streak? How's about I send you outside?! Saotome has thrown Kuno right out of the ring! Is this the deciding moment? The ring moved.
You underestimate me.
I'll never be thrown out of the ring! The ring moves in response to a whistle! There's a group of girls in leotards under the ring! It was people-power that moved that ring! And the St.
Hebereke Rhythmic Gymnastics Team scatters! Now that the mat is gone The only places left are the ropes and posts! Any contestant falling from the ring is immediately eliminated! The first to lose her footing, loses! We draw close to the end of today's fight to the finish! Mid-air is a Saotome specialty This fight's good as done! R-Ryoga! You jerk! What the heck'd you do this for!? Shut up! Get in my way again and I'm gonna havta hurt ya! What fool would argue with a pig? Razor-hoop! All right! Challenger Saotome is caught in the ribbon! I'll kick you out of the ring! No attacking without the tools! Saotome rebounds off the ropes to hit Kuno! I warned you: It's a foul to attack without tools! You want a tool? Look under your feet! Champion Kuno is out of the ring! According to the rules, the fight is over! Undefeated Champion Kodachi "The Black Rose" Kuno has lost! Ranma Saotome! S-So sleepy Pigtailed female! I, the beautiful flower of St.
Hebereke School the star of Martial- Arts Gymnastics Kodachi "The Black Rose" Kuno have been defeated.
As promised, I shall abandon my present love for darling Ranma.
Kodachi I could've won easy if you'd kept out of it.
Shut up! It was my chance to break up you and Akane! P-chan! Come out! It's time for beddie-bye! Gotta go.
You jerk! You thinkin' of sneakin' into Akane's bed again? You get that thought out of your head or I'll-- Ranma! It's not I You're unbelievable! Jeez! She gets mad at the stupidest things! Saotome! Kuno? What's the meanin' of this? Deliver those flowers to the pigtailed girl.
Ranma Saotome! I shall one day take that girl from you! - Prepare yourself! - Wait! What the heck? Jeez, that darned Kuno! He always gives me the creeps! Pigtailed one! Kodachi? Please deliver those to my darling Ranma.
Hold on! You were gonna "abandon your present love"! True.
I've abandoned my present love for my darling Ranma! Now I burn with a brand-new passion for him! Understand? I shall one day take my darling Ranma from you! Farewell! What was that all about? They're both sick!
Hebereke and Furinkan High! The anything-goes, fight to the finish, gymnastics contest begins! Tools must be used in attacks.
Barehanded attacks are illegal! The match ends when one contestant is down.
Anyone who falls from the ring automatically loses! I don't like beatin' up girls! I'll force you from the ring before you get hurt! Thank you for worrying about me! That's Kodachi Kuno! The Flower of Martial-Arts Gymnastics! She's using the rope as if it were a steel rod! It is a steel rod! It's a steel rod disguised as a rope! Referee! That's a foul! It's legal if she uses the tools.
You dodged that well! Referee! Isn't it a foul to have spikes come out of her club!? It's legal if she uses the tools.
A hidden switch shoots spikes from the club.
Oh, my sister, what an admirably underhanded trick! I do all this for the goal of dating my darling Ranma! Oh, how lovable I am! I am a single black rose in bloom! Kodachi Kuno, age sixteen! I keep tellin' you I don't wanna date you! She did it! What a clever pig-attack by Saotome! Naturally, pigs are considered tools! And who said anything about a date with you!? I only long to date with my darling Ranma Saotome! Whatever But if you lose, swear that you'll never bother Ranma again! What is my darling Ranma to you anyway!? Are you gonna promise or not!? Wh-What? You love him, don't you? That's it! That's why you're interfering with me! Why, you wicked girl! You fiend! You fiend! You fiend! You fiend! - Pigtailed girl! - You fiend! Brother dear! Pigtailed girl, is it true that you love Ranma Saotome!? "Love Ranma"? Well, do you!? Love doesn't enter into it! Ranma and I are of one mind and one body! O-One mind!? O-One body!? One mind and one body!? It just happened! It's like fate or somethin'.
You and Ranma Saotome, fated to be together!? Pigtailed girl, no! Hoop! Here! Hey! There it is! Kodachi's trademark razor-hoop! It's legal if she uses the tools.
I know that! Impudent woman who dares take my beloved's name! The Black Rose will bring you to justice! Ranma! If you won't listen to reason I guess I'll have to beat some sense into you! She's incredible! She uses the clubs just like nunchuks! Ridiculous! Am I not the beautiful flower of St.
Hebereke? The star of the martial-arts gymnastics world? The one they call "Kodachi the Black Rose"? Learn, then the martial-arts rhythmic gymnastics attack of ONE THOUSAND CLUBS! She's pretty good, too! One club looks like it's ten or twenty clubs! Ranma! She really did have ten or twenty of 'em! This goes beyond simple cheating! Kodachi's "Attack of a Thousand Clubs" fails! The two combatants face off.
What feats of skill will they show us next!? It's not over yet! The limitless use of tools is the core of martial-arts gymnastics! It's a brutal attack with the bell! Challenger Saotome uses the pig in defense! The pig seems to be angry! But that's only natural! Whaddya expect? An opening! I can play that, too! Challenger Saotome shows her desk-fishing technique! Champion Kuno counters with her brother! Furinkan High Challenger's Dressing Room What a fight! Saotome attacks with the desk! Kuno uses the brother defense! A brother is a legal tool in this match! Kuno attacks with her brother, over and over! Saotome puts up a desperate defense! Saotome scores a pig-kick! The pig-kick knocks Kuno's brother from the ring! They're carrying him out on a stretcher! This is incredible! Listen to those cheers! The crowd is going wild! All of Kodachi's previous matches have ended in forfeit! This is the first opponent who has come to fight! Here it is! Kuno's special ball-bomb attack! Look how quickly Saotome runs circles in the ring! Saotome flees to a corner post to escape another ball-bomb! Ranma! I admire the way you've dodged my attacks so far! But this fight has only just begun! Saotome evades Kuno's ribbon! The two seem well-matched! They've brought out the clubs! It's a furious club exchange! Wha? And we're back! The ribbons are tangled! Both combatants are deadlocked! She just doesn't give up! That woman is a human cockroach! When your opponent is this persistent Even a cockroach would yield to the "Boiling-Water Attack"! Champion Kuno brings yet another weapon into play! It's the terrible "Boiling-Water Attack"! Ranma! Panicked, Saotome dodges the water! Understandable, considering how hot the water is! You and the piglet seem to have something against hot water! I can't change back wearin' a leotard! The Anything-Goes School will be disgraced forever! Champion Kodachi draws nearer! Saotome is in real danger! No way you're gonna get that on me! You're careless! Challenger Saotome has been hit by the "Boiling-Water Attack"! Oh no! I'm doomed! What a surprise! Challenger Saotome's corner has doused her with a fire hose! I'm saved! If Saotome falls from the ring, she's finished! Is this the end!? Challenger Saotome is swimming to the center of the ring! What overwhelming tenacity Saotome is showing! It's unsporting to be saved by your second! This is an insult to honest athletes like myself! You won't get away with it! And we thought it was over! But Saotome swam back to stand in the ring once more! Will you cease this useless resistance? Do you want to steal my darling Ranma that badly!? When did he become your darling Ranma? Mind your own business! You scared me! Cut that stuff out! Gimme some popcorn! I was just wondering if you'd do a favor for me, Junko? What? It's about Hiroshi.
I was hoping you could apologize for me.
Sachiko told me that you and Hiroshi were good friends.
That's what you're talking about? Got any juice? - Thank you.
- You won't do it? But Mitchi, you dumped him! That's true, but now I see that Hiroshi's a nice guy Forget Hiroshi! You've got lots of guys who want to go out with you.
Eriko, come take a look at this! Just like Professor Matsushita, right? Lemme see! You're right! She looks exactly like her! Don't you think today's match is awfully long? Now that you mention it D'you think it's over already? Yuko, what do you think? Be that as it may.
Captain Kuno cannot lose! You're scaring me! What a long, arduous match! The contestants are well-matched, and neither will give an inch! Will Challenger Saotome triumph at last!? Or will Kodachi "The Black Rose" continue her winning streak? How's about I send you outside?! Saotome has thrown Kuno right out of the ring! Is this the deciding moment? The ring moved.
You underestimate me.
I'll never be thrown out of the ring! The ring moves in response to a whistle! There's a group of girls in leotards under the ring! It was people-power that moved that ring! And the St.
Hebereke Rhythmic Gymnastics Team scatters! Now that the mat is gone The only places left are the ropes and posts! Any contestant falling from the ring is immediately eliminated! The first to lose her footing, loses! We draw close to the end of today's fight to the finish! Mid-air is a Saotome specialty This fight's good as done! R-Ryoga! You jerk! What the heck'd you do this for!? Shut up! Get in my way again and I'm gonna havta hurt ya! What fool would argue with a pig? Razor-hoop! All right! Challenger Saotome is caught in the ribbon! I'll kick you out of the ring! No attacking without the tools! Saotome rebounds off the ropes to hit Kuno! I warned you: It's a foul to attack without tools! You want a tool? Look under your feet! Champion Kuno is out of the ring! According to the rules, the fight is over! Undefeated Champion Kodachi "The Black Rose" Kuno has lost! Ranma Saotome! S-So sleepy Pigtailed female! I, the beautiful flower of St.
Hebereke School the star of Martial- Arts Gymnastics Kodachi "The Black Rose" Kuno have been defeated.
As promised, I shall abandon my present love for darling Ranma.
Kodachi I could've won easy if you'd kept out of it.
Shut up! It was my chance to break up you and Akane! P-chan! Come out! It's time for beddie-bye! Gotta go.
You jerk! You thinkin' of sneakin' into Akane's bed again? You get that thought out of your head or I'll-- Ranma! It's not I You're unbelievable! Jeez! She gets mad at the stupidest things! Saotome! Kuno? What's the meanin' of this? Deliver those flowers to the pigtailed girl.
Ranma Saotome! I shall one day take that girl from you! - Prepare yourself! - Wait! What the heck? Jeez, that darned Kuno! He always gives me the creeps! Pigtailed one! Kodachi? Please deliver those to my darling Ranma.
Hold on! You were gonna "abandon your present love"! True.
I've abandoned my present love for my darling Ranma! Now I burn with a brand-new passion for him! Understand? I shall one day take my darling Ranma from you! Farewell! What was that all about? They're both sick!