Ranma 12 s01e134 Episode Script
Episode 134
Where's the mailbox?!! Rats.
Where could I have gotten lost? I was fine until I turned the corner at the bakery-- Drat! "I was going to tell her how I felt today, too.
" Who's that?! Who the heck is this kid? You just thought, "Who the heck is this kid," right? Can he read minds--?! You just wondered, "Can he read minds?", right? This kid really CAN read minds! What do you want from me? Not very friendly, are you? I just wanted to give you something you dropped.
That's --! Gone.
This girl's name is "Akane"? I didn't know what you were trying to do.
Sorry.
Can I have that photo back now? Where does this girl live? What? Why do you want to know? I see.
It's not far away.
H-Hey--! I'm going to meet this girl.
What?! Come back! Take this home, okay? Leave it on the living room table.
What is it? - It's for a puppet play.
- A monster?! It's a princess.
Give it back! Okay, okay! Just take it home, right? Akane, hurry up! Coming! I've got too many other things to carry.
Thanks! No wonder her fingers were covered with bandages.
She sewed this herself.
Still looks like a monster, though.
Nihao, Ranma.
Good timing.
Date with Shampoo now.
Lissen here, I got somethin' to do! What? We do together.
Finish quicker.
I gotta take somethin' home for Akane-- Rats! Ranma have take out trash? Shampoo, do you always carry a sewing kit with you? All Chinese Amazon women know how sewing.
Is finish.
- Thank you! - No.
Ranma promise.
Date now.
I know! But I gotta take that home-- Ranma like Akane so much? Yeah, right.
We make date, then! First, Ranma eat lunch with Shampoo! Sorry, Shampoo! We'll go on that date! I promise.
Ranma! I see Akane ain't home yet.
We got company? Where? "I'll be in trouble if Akane finds out.
" "I gotta make sure she never finds out.
" Surprise tactics won't work, pal.
I can read your-- Who are ya, jerk?! Come back! -"I broke Akane's puppet!" - Shut up! Oh, my.
Dragon-Tiger Exploding Fist! On your way home-- Now this one.
Oh, yes.
With Shampoo, you-- Okay, okay.
Shut up.
You kids friends already? How nice.
"Kid"? Who ya callin' "Kid"?! Nabiki, thanks for the tea.
He says he's a friend of Ryoga's .
Ryoga? We haven't seen him in a while, have we? I didn't know he had a little friend like this.
Ah, Ryoga? He's fine.
He's wanderin' around.
What's all this racket? Don't bother me when I'm in meditation.
So who are ya, anyway? Well, I don't wanna startle anybody.
My name's Satori.
Did he say "Katori", Tendo? No, didn't he say "Hattori", Saotome? Like that famous ninja?! No!! I'm Satori! Sa-to-ri!! That's Sa-to-ri, isn't it? Right.
Oh, I've heard of "Satori" in a fairy tale-- Right! I can read people's minds! Oh, how scary! That's great! Terrific! Don't kids say the cutest things? - That's awesome.
- I can read minds! Hey! Save me! Hey!! Quit daydreamin'! Are you tuckered out from your long trip? No! I just got in over my head! Okay! Gramps! I'll tell you what you're thinking of! Me? Ah, Satori if you can truly read minds, you shouldn't read our master's.
I agree.
- Hey, what's wrong?! - Oh, no! This is bad! Hah? Ice! Get some ice! He must have seen something really disgusting.
No, you shouldn't get up.
But nobody believes me! I'm telling the truth! Everybody in this house is weird! Would you like to try it on someone else then? I'm home! I'm home! Huh? What's everybody doing in here? Welcome home, Akane.
Welcome home, Akane.
She's perfect! Akane's mind is like an open book.
Huh? Satori here says he can read people's minds.
A friend of Ryoga's, he says.
H-Hi.
Hi.
Can you read minds? Can you read Akane's ? I can't.
What a liar.
Let's kick him out.
Mr.
Saotome.
Spend the night here, Satori.
Oh, thanks, Ranma.
It looks too nice! She'll know--! Don't mention it.
She didn't notice! He's thinking she didn't notice! Aaaugh! Quit followin' me! Betcha don't want me near? You're a pain! Because I can read your mind, right? Shaddup! I know everything! - Quiet! - Guys? Breakfast is ready.
Good morning, Akane.
Ranma's hiding something from you.
Huh? What is it? Breakfast, Satori! Kasumi, maybe we should try to economize on food this month.
Yes, Father.
What's with you?! Don't steal my food! "Did I raise you to be such a cruel child?" "No, I didn't!" You got it all wrong-g-g!! Crud! That dirty Satori--! - Whaddya want? - Nothing.
Don't follow me.
I won't.
Wait a minute, you--! Come back! - What's going on? - Ranma, keep it down! You no-good! I was plannin' to go first! You didn't want me to follow you! Come outta there! My own son--! Just pitiful.
Now, now.
"Boys raise their voices and become men.
" Checkmate.
I knew that was coming.
I'll counter with--! Satori, please don't shout.
You startled me.
Right.
Mr.
Bald Man, the Prince Valiant Wannabe's already read your move.
-"Prince Valiant"?! - What?! Then here's something you didn't expect! I didn't expect that! Don't worry, mister.
The Bald Man's just bluffing.
Urk! Just bluffing? I'll move here, then.
Those two are putty in his hands.
Satori, where should I move next? No fair! You can't ask him! Akane! Going out? Rehearsal for the play.
Really? See you later.
Nihao! Shampoo! What brings you here so early in the morning? Shampoo not want you.
Ranma here? - Shampoo! - Ranma! Keep promise from yesterday.
What promise? W-Well-- Agh! Bad! Akane, how you like doll? I-It's nothin', Akane! Let's go outside, Shampoo--! He promised her a date! Keep yer mouth SHUT! Is true.
Shampoo even make lunch.
Oh, really? W-Wait, it was like this-- I don't care.
It's none of my business.
Akane, wait! Akane--! This doll is sewn better than I could've.
Yesterday when doll rip, Ranma beg me to fix.
This girl's telling the truth! See? I can read people's minds, right? Aiyaa! Boy read minds? You terrific! Um, I just--! So it's true? Y' see, it was an accident-- Ah! Ranma you're hiding something much more important from Akane! Wh-Whaddya talkin' about?! I ain't keepin' nothin' more from Akane! No, it's something much more important.
C-Cut it out, willya? You pest! Don't take it out on Satori, Ranma! You're the lowest! Akane--! Get away!! Satori, you jerk--!! Hmph! He should take it like a man.
Who's there? Oh, it's you, Satori? What's up? I thought you might be sad.
No way! But Ranma tore your doll and didn't even tell you.
And he even made a date with that Chinese girl! Y-You're right.
I hate Ranma's guts! Honest? Honest.
It's no use.
I can't read her mind.
She worked so hard on this, too.
Guess I'll havta apologize.
I just can't read Akane's mind.
Shall I tell you why? Huh?! N-Nabiki! Sorry to startle you, Mind-Reader Satori.
So do you want to know why you can't read Akane? I wanna know! Really? Read my mind then.
Oh, I guess you really can read people's minds.
That's right.
You like Akane.
That's why you can't read her mind.
Can you read minds too, Nabiki? Sorta.
Whaddya want? Akane says she hates your guts!! Hey, you've got a crush on Akane--? He shouldn't have said that.
Let's settle this!! Sure! You caused me nothin' but trouble since yesterday! I'll fight ya! C'mon! Up to the roof! So-o-o mature, that Ranma.
Ranma, I gotta warn you.
No one can ever catch me.
Y' talk big, for such a little runt.
It's payback time! Darn it--! It's no use.
I know what you're thinking.
Rats! He reads my every move.
Hey, you two!! What do you think you're doing?! Akane--! Satori! Go away, Ranma! Get away from Akane!! Gotcha.
Leggo! Ranma! Stop it! He's just a little kid! Look, he's been nothin' but a pain in th'- - Lemme go! OWW! Ranma's hidden feelings--! I can read them! Your feelings for Akane-- Akane--! You're BOTH liars!! Bye.
- Take care.
- Come back an' see us.
I'll come back with a girlfriend like Akane.
Huh? N-Nothin'.
Go get 'er.
Get wha? See ya.
So long! Bye! WHERE'S THE MAILBOX?!!
Where could I have gotten lost? I was fine until I turned the corner at the bakery-- Drat! "I was going to tell her how I felt today, too.
" Who's that?! Who the heck is this kid? You just thought, "Who the heck is this kid," right? Can he read minds--?! You just wondered, "Can he read minds?", right? This kid really CAN read minds! What do you want from me? Not very friendly, are you? I just wanted to give you something you dropped.
That's --! Gone.
This girl's name is "Akane"? I didn't know what you were trying to do.
Sorry.
Can I have that photo back now? Where does this girl live? What? Why do you want to know? I see.
It's not far away.
H-Hey--! I'm going to meet this girl.
What?! Come back! Take this home, okay? Leave it on the living room table.
What is it? - It's for a puppet play.
- A monster?! It's a princess.
Give it back! Okay, okay! Just take it home, right? Akane, hurry up! Coming! I've got too many other things to carry.
Thanks! No wonder her fingers were covered with bandages.
She sewed this herself.
Still looks like a monster, though.
Nihao, Ranma.
Good timing.
Date with Shampoo now.
Lissen here, I got somethin' to do! What? We do together.
Finish quicker.
I gotta take somethin' home for Akane-- Rats! Ranma have take out trash? Shampoo, do you always carry a sewing kit with you? All Chinese Amazon women know how sewing.
Is finish.
- Thank you! - No.
Ranma promise.
Date now.
I know! But I gotta take that home-- Ranma like Akane so much? Yeah, right.
We make date, then! First, Ranma eat lunch with Shampoo! Sorry, Shampoo! We'll go on that date! I promise.
Ranma! I see Akane ain't home yet.
We got company? Where? "I'll be in trouble if Akane finds out.
" "I gotta make sure she never finds out.
" Surprise tactics won't work, pal.
I can read your-- Who are ya, jerk?! Come back! -"I broke Akane's puppet!" - Shut up! Oh, my.
Dragon-Tiger Exploding Fist! On your way home-- Now this one.
Oh, yes.
With Shampoo, you-- Okay, okay.
Shut up.
You kids friends already? How nice.
"Kid"? Who ya callin' "Kid"?! Nabiki, thanks for the tea.
He says he's a friend of Ryoga's .
Ryoga? We haven't seen him in a while, have we? I didn't know he had a little friend like this.
Ah, Ryoga? He's fine.
He's wanderin' around.
What's all this racket? Don't bother me when I'm in meditation.
So who are ya, anyway? Well, I don't wanna startle anybody.
My name's Satori.
Did he say "Katori", Tendo? No, didn't he say "Hattori", Saotome? Like that famous ninja?! No!! I'm Satori! Sa-to-ri!! That's Sa-to-ri, isn't it? Right.
Oh, I've heard of "Satori" in a fairy tale-- Right! I can read people's minds! Oh, how scary! That's great! Terrific! Don't kids say the cutest things? - That's awesome.
- I can read minds! Hey! Save me! Hey!! Quit daydreamin'! Are you tuckered out from your long trip? No! I just got in over my head! Okay! Gramps! I'll tell you what you're thinking of! Me? Ah, Satori if you can truly read minds, you shouldn't read our master's.
I agree.
- Hey, what's wrong?! - Oh, no! This is bad! Hah? Ice! Get some ice! He must have seen something really disgusting.
No, you shouldn't get up.
But nobody believes me! I'm telling the truth! Everybody in this house is weird! Would you like to try it on someone else then? I'm home! I'm home! Huh? What's everybody doing in here? Welcome home, Akane.
Welcome home, Akane.
She's perfect! Akane's mind is like an open book.
Huh? Satori here says he can read people's minds.
A friend of Ryoga's, he says.
H-Hi.
Hi.
Can you read minds? Can you read Akane's ? I can't.
What a liar.
Let's kick him out.
Mr.
Saotome.
Spend the night here, Satori.
Oh, thanks, Ranma.
It looks too nice! She'll know--! Don't mention it.
She didn't notice! He's thinking she didn't notice! Aaaugh! Quit followin' me! Betcha don't want me near? You're a pain! Because I can read your mind, right? Shaddup! I know everything! - Quiet! - Guys? Breakfast is ready.
Good morning, Akane.
Ranma's hiding something from you.
Huh? What is it? Breakfast, Satori! Kasumi, maybe we should try to economize on food this month.
Yes, Father.
What's with you?! Don't steal my food! "Did I raise you to be such a cruel child?" "No, I didn't!" You got it all wrong-g-g!! Crud! That dirty Satori--! - Whaddya want? - Nothing.
Don't follow me.
I won't.
Wait a minute, you--! Come back! - What's going on? - Ranma, keep it down! You no-good! I was plannin' to go first! You didn't want me to follow you! Come outta there! My own son--! Just pitiful.
Now, now.
"Boys raise their voices and become men.
" Checkmate.
I knew that was coming.
I'll counter with--! Satori, please don't shout.
You startled me.
Right.
Mr.
Bald Man, the Prince Valiant Wannabe's already read your move.
-"Prince Valiant"?! - What?! Then here's something you didn't expect! I didn't expect that! Don't worry, mister.
The Bald Man's just bluffing.
Urk! Just bluffing? I'll move here, then.
Those two are putty in his hands.
Satori, where should I move next? No fair! You can't ask him! Akane! Going out? Rehearsal for the play.
Really? See you later.
Nihao! Shampoo! What brings you here so early in the morning? Shampoo not want you.
Ranma here? - Shampoo! - Ranma! Keep promise from yesterday.
What promise? W-Well-- Agh! Bad! Akane, how you like doll? I-It's nothin', Akane! Let's go outside, Shampoo--! He promised her a date! Keep yer mouth SHUT! Is true.
Shampoo even make lunch.
Oh, really? W-Wait, it was like this-- I don't care.
It's none of my business.
Akane, wait! Akane--! This doll is sewn better than I could've.
Yesterday when doll rip, Ranma beg me to fix.
This girl's telling the truth! See? I can read people's minds, right? Aiyaa! Boy read minds? You terrific! Um, I just--! So it's true? Y' see, it was an accident-- Ah! Ranma you're hiding something much more important from Akane! Wh-Whaddya talkin' about?! I ain't keepin' nothin' more from Akane! No, it's something much more important.
C-Cut it out, willya? You pest! Don't take it out on Satori, Ranma! You're the lowest! Akane--! Get away!! Satori, you jerk--!! Hmph! He should take it like a man.
Who's there? Oh, it's you, Satori? What's up? I thought you might be sad.
No way! But Ranma tore your doll and didn't even tell you.
And he even made a date with that Chinese girl! Y-You're right.
I hate Ranma's guts! Honest? Honest.
It's no use.
I can't read her mind.
She worked so hard on this, too.
Guess I'll havta apologize.
I just can't read Akane's mind.
Shall I tell you why? Huh?! N-Nabiki! Sorry to startle you, Mind-Reader Satori.
So do you want to know why you can't read Akane? I wanna know! Really? Read my mind then.
Oh, I guess you really can read people's minds.
That's right.
You like Akane.
That's why you can't read her mind.
Can you read minds too, Nabiki? Sorta.
Whaddya want? Akane says she hates your guts!! Hey, you've got a crush on Akane--? He shouldn't have said that.
Let's settle this!! Sure! You caused me nothin' but trouble since yesterday! I'll fight ya! C'mon! Up to the roof! So-o-o mature, that Ranma.
Ranma, I gotta warn you.
No one can ever catch me.
Y' talk big, for such a little runt.
It's payback time! Darn it--! It's no use.
I know what you're thinking.
Rats! He reads my every move.
Hey, you two!! What do you think you're doing?! Akane--! Satori! Go away, Ranma! Get away from Akane!! Gotcha.
Leggo! Ranma! Stop it! He's just a little kid! Look, he's been nothin' but a pain in th'- - Lemme go! OWW! Ranma's hidden feelings--! I can read them! Your feelings for Akane-- Akane--! You're BOTH liars!! Bye.
- Take care.
- Come back an' see us.
I'll come back with a girlfriend like Akane.
Huh? N-Nothin'.
Go get 'er.
Get wha? See ya.
So long! Bye! WHERE'S THE MAILBOX?!!