Ranma 12 s01e145 Episode Script

Episode 145

"Mushrooms, all you can eat.
Zen meditation, training possible.
" "All for free.
Can you believe it?" Isn't this air great? Akane Tendo, I'll bet you wanted to come alone with me? Why hide it? Look-- I'll be able to meditate with you, Akane! Let's always, always, always, meditate together, shall we? Well, we'll see! I'll feed Ranma some poison mushrooms! Don't lemme hear ya! Won't this be fun? Over the mountain and through the woods to eat mushrooms-- Might as well git goin'.
Yah.
Is this the way to the Mushroom Temple? So young.
Such a pity.
A pity? A bad thing? Mushrooms? Bad thing? Poison mushrooms? Kuno! We're going! Akane Tendo! I'll fly to you with the speed of love! This is nicer than I expected! Maybe Mr.
Saotome's vacation plan will work this time.
Wow! Look at these mushrooms! I wonder if they're edible.
Indeed they are.
But some of them are poison as well.
Thank you for coming.
An expert mushroom picker is coming tomorrow morning.
Abbot, we'll be imposing on you, sir.
Please eat only mushrooms that are picked by the expert.
"How dare you strike your father!" Didn't ya hear what the priest said? "Then you try it first!" Forget it! "Too bad" Ranma's pathetic.
It shows his lack of concentration.
I guess that's the extent of his talent.
He could never be Shampoo's bridegroom.
That's unseemly, Ranma.
"You have much to learn" "Love and protect the animals" Ranma! Why are you out here at this hour? It's you, Akane? What about you? Couldn't sleep? No.
The stars are so beautiful, it seemed wasteful to sleep.
Yeah? There's plenty of 'em, at least.
Oh, really? So here you are, Akane Tendo! Kuno! You want to gaze at the stars with me? You minx, you.
Who asked you?! This dolt is in the way.
Let's go somewhere else.
For us, this will be a night of special memories.
Did I ask you to come?! Keep quiet, will ya?! Yer interruptin' my trainin'! Just go off by yerselves, will ya?! Really? Who're you?! Kuno! You shouldn't meddle in a lovers' rendezvous! Mousse! I wasn't havin' no rendezvous! That's right! Don't get funny ideas! You're the one who's interrupting my secret time with Akane Tendo! What "secret time"?! Quick! Go! I'll make Shampoo happy! Leave Kuno to me and elope with Akane, Ranma! Hey Who's that?! Who sides with Kuno?! Don't get me wrong.
I'm not siding with anybody.
But this is one thing I can't let you do, Mousse! What?! Ryoga! This is gettin' too complicated.
Why do we hafta do this?! Mushrooms taste exceptional when you're hungry.
Did the expert mushroom picker come? The soul of the mushroom is the soul of the earth.
The mushroom lives to a hundred, the udo to 99.
Pick it and leave a hole in the earth.
Pick, pick mushrooms.
Where, where the poison one? They're done.
Are they really safe to eat? Don't worry! See? Right! Here, Abbot.
Thank you.
Down the hatch! What's wrong, sir?! Oh, no! I think he's been poisoned! This even happens to expert pickers sometimes.
So in anticipation of such an occurrence I didn't eatmumble, mumble.
Speak Japanese! K-Kuno! Nabiki! Akane--! Even Ryoga got sick! Why weren't we affected by it? Dunno.
Oh, no.
She's burning up! Can't we get a doctor? They won't come this far.
On the hill in back is a shrine.
It honors a gigantic mushroom.
They say eating a piece of it can cure any kind of poison.
Right! Ranma, let's go get some.
Return by sundown! If you don't, they'll kick the bu--mumble, mumble.
We'll be back! Are you all right, mushroom picker? Mushroom poison can't hurt me.
Oh, no! This is terrible! Where's my sacred mushroom?! She seems to have revived.
So Akane went up the hill to make me well?! No! Akane Tendo went for my sake! Oh, no! What's the matter? Those two ate poison mushrooms, too! That's hardly likely.
They seemed very healthy.
No, I'm sure of it! This is great! Give me some.
Thief! Scrumptious! Those two ate these Love Mushrooms.
Love Mushrooms?! Upon eating these, even a couple who detest each other fall madly in love with each other.
Isn't that wonderful, Saotome?! Tendo! Now we won't have to worry anymore! Love Mushrooms, huh? So romantic, isn't it? How do we cure them of-- The Love Mushroom poison?! Make them eat the sacred mushroom by sunset.
They must eat it raw.
If not, they'll love each other forever! Then we've got to go to the shrine! Defeat the Love Mushroom! Stop! Don't do that! They've got to get married! Stop! Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray.
Hoo-ray! Come back, come back, come back! You two, come back! Farewell, friend! - Rest in peace.
- C'mon! Kuno! Ryoga! Save me! Sorry, Kuno.
I'm in a hurry.
Ryoga! Okay! You can come with me! No sense of direction N-No matter what happens I've got to get Ranma and Akane married! Hey! Ranma! Akane! Akane Tendo! Take the antidote! You ate Love Mushrooms! What're they talkin' about? At least they're better.
That's great.
Hey! Did everybody else recover, too?! Don't you need the sacred mushroom, anymore?! Get some quick! Akane Tendo! You've got to get it! They still need it.
So they're the only ones who got well? Let's hurry.
My sweet Baby.
Yes, Honey.
Don't interfere! That's my line! Mousse! Quit-- They're--! They're holding hands! Oh, no! The Love poison is spreading into their systems! Blast it, Akane Tendo! You've already got me! Now those two will get married.
And Shampoo-- Shampoo will be all mine.
- Jerk! - Keep quiet! You came all the way from Mushroom Temple? Are you climbing to the summit? Yes.
My father and sisters ate poison mushrooms.
So we need some of the sacred mushroom.
That's a shame.
The temple's beyond the big pine tree head.
Go quickly.
Right.
Thank you! Those two seem so close.
Yes, indeedy.
Shall we have some tea, Baby? That's a good idea, Honey.
Say, Baby-- What, Honey? When we get down from the hill-- Down from the hill? When we get down from the hill won't you marry me? Marry? Yeah.
Let's marry right away.
I'm so happy! Now that that's settled, let's get back down.
Yes.
Hold it! Mousse! Stay here until sundown.
What?! Don't worry.
Everybody got well.
So throw that dangerous mushroom away-- Ryoga! Okay, you two.
Eat some of the mushroom before the poison spreads throughout your body! Why should we eat it?! Yes, you're acting strange, Ryoga.
So I--! No arguing, Ranma Saotome! I'll force it down your throat if necessary! W-Wait, Kuno! Ranma, listen to me--! C'mon, Akane! You misunderstand, Ranma! Akane--! Listen to me, you two! Elope right now! Wretched Ranma Saotome! He's escaped! Akane! What's wrong with them, anyway? I dunno! But we don't know how everybody is yet.
So we gotta hang onto that antidote! You're right! Ranma! Listen to me! Swallow that mushroom now! Still insistin' on that, Ryoga? There's a good reason for it.
I tried to explain earlier--! That was a close call.
What're you crazies up to, anyway? I want you two to be happy.
I want you to get married as soon as possible! Then don't worry.
We'll get married as soon as we get down the mountain.
Right, Baby? Oh, Honey! You tricked us, Mousse?! No, I didn't.
I only want you to stay here till sundown.
Mousse! Throw this blasted thing away! What's the idea?! - Baby! - Honey! - C'mon! - Don't! Let go, Baby! No, Honey! We'll both fall, if you don't.
Take this bag and get Ryoga to pull you up! No! I can't do that.
Aren't we going to marry? Marriage is until death do we part.
If we can't marry in this world, we'll just marry in the next.
Baby! Ranma! Why, they're--! Gramps! You saved us! Thank you! Pshaw.
I was only passing by.
I'm glad I could help, though.
Honey! You were wonderful! Baby! I'll be right home! When you come, watch for this--! Baby, you're a peach! Pop! Dad! Kasumi! Nabiki! Congratulations on your marriage! We've been waiting for you.
It's wonderful.
Wonderful.
Let's celebrate in the main hall.
Everybody's all right? They're in the peak of health.
What a happy occasion! Ish the truth! Thish ish great! Mumble, mumble, gobbledygook.
I'm ecstatic! Akane, you're sure this is what you want? Nabiki! What're you doing?! What do you mean, Nabiki? I'll call you Big Sister Nabiki from now on.
You want to know the truth, don't you? C'mon, don't spoil it.
Tell us, Nabiki.
- Here.
- Come again.
The truth is you're in love because you ate Love Mushrooms.
We love each other because of mushrooms? Our love is much truer than that, right, Honey? Of course, Baby.
We'll prove to you that it's not because of the mushrooms.
Even if we swallow the antidote, our love will never change.
Love must stand on its own.
This is the end, isn't it, Baby? I thought we'd succeeded this time, too, Honey.
Akane! Quit holdin' my hand! Get away from me, Ranma! You started hangin' on ta me! In your dreams--! The first star in sky! Oh! You're right! Akane! Swallow the antidote! - Come back to me! - Elope!
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