Ranma 12 s01e151 Episode Script

Meet your end, wretch.
Magnificent, even for me.
Brother Dear, what an amazing workout.
I've fixed some kelp tea.
By the way, Dear Brother, forgive my asking, but about that life-sized poster of Ranma Darling in my room-- Have no fear, Kodachi.
I have just now destroyed it.
Is that so? No thanks are necessary.
I'm growing numb--! An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
We Kuno pay back wrongs threefold.
I have this photo collection of yours.
That is my treasure! The Pigtailed Girl's Wow, Shocking! Photo Album! I shall decide how to deal with this.
Don't! Ranma Saotome! Prepare to lose! You're mine! Whaddya want? That is--! Um! My butt! Yo, Ranma Saotome.
I see my servant is bothering you.
Strike! So you sent him, after all? He should be truly sorry--! You're the sorry one! So you want me to help in your argument with Kodachi? If I offer you as a servant, Kodachi will be appeased.
So if you'll-- That's lame! My Pigtailed Girl's Wow, Shocking! Photo Album I guess I'll have to take it back by force.
Wh-What's that about my "shocking" photos?! Who'd want shocking photos of you?! So, uh, I mean--! What kinda "shocking" photos? No one but I can see them.
But they're mine.
Uh, don't ya need my help? You'll agree to be Kodachi's servant?! In your DREAMS! Then you leave me no choice.
Cut it OUT, willya?! Wonder how "shocking" those pictures are? Like this? Or this?! I see! So you've finally decided to be our servant? Admirable! Ya got that all wrong, lamebrain.
Welcome, Ranma Darling.
I fixed some plum tea.
Please enjoy it.
She don't look mad.
You sure you're havin' a fight? Aren't you going to drink your tea? Oh! This is our pet dog, Armadillo.
You're just in time.
Good boy.
Paralysis drug? You wretch, Kodachi! How dare you harm our innocent pet?! Unforgivable! I, your older brother, shall punish you! Sorry, Kuno, I gotta get my photos back.
A visit from you, Ranma Darling? I must thank my dear brother.
You two are havin' a fight? Why, how do you know? I just-- You know everyhing about me, don't you? That Pigtailed Girl! Won'tcha show me her Wow, Shocking! photo album? I was just curious--! Well, for you, Ranma Darling-- Here.
Crud.
Let's have a Iook at the Pigtailed Girl's" Wow, Shocking!" photos! This ain't quite what I imagined.
Wretch! Get your dirty hands off my precious collection! Ya got your nerve collectin' these! It's got nothing to do with you! It does! In a big way! What do you mean, "big wag"?! "Big WAY," not "big WAG"! Armadillo didn't do anything! That's mine! They're my photos, so I'm taking 'em back.
Wretch--! See ya.
I missed you so, Pigtailed Girl.
How I missed you! An opening! Num-num-num I'm getting numb! You won't succeed so easily! I'll forget it and make myself a new collection.
Drop dead.
- Yakisoba bun! - Toasted ham bun! - Croquette bun! - Spicy curry bun! Garlic bun! How'd he get ahold of those pictures, though? Nabiki! So that closes today's deal.
So you were the one! Oh.
Okay, already.
You get 20%.
How's this? I get 80.
I do all the work, so it's only right, right? That ain't what I WANT! Thanks to you, I'm--! Salutations, everyone.
Ranma Honey, I was thrilled to be visited by you yesterday.
D-Don't misunderstand, Nabiki! For the photos.
Then I'll keep my mouth shut.
Those pictures caused all the trouble! I d-did it, Master Kuno! Well done, Sasuke! You can have him.
So give my album back! H-Hey--! Fine! I'll take him! Will you cut it out?! However-- This is another matter entirely.
Apologize to me nicely! Won't everyhing be settled if you just apologize? You apologize.
Hey--! If you still refuse to apologize-- Pictures of the Pigtailed Girl! - My pictures! - My photos! They're my photos! Bug off, bug off! I can't say why, but I got a right to them, too! Brother Dear, here's what I'll do.
Look here! Take this and this and this! Take this and this and this! Brother Dear? Even among siblings, some things cannot be forgiven.
That's my line.
I shall destroy you and the Pigtailed Girl.
Hey-- You and Ranma Saotome! I shall beat you both into Hell! C-C'mon.
Can'tcha just talk it over--? Black roses? Danger! Akane Tendo! Resign yourself! Kodachi, the Black Rose, what do you want?! Rude girl! I want nothing from you! Perverted sister! What're you doing to Akane Tendo?! Why, Brother--! You dirty--! Weren't you going to destroy the Pigtailed Girl and me?! Yes, yes, yes, yes, I was! You said you would beat me and Ranma Darling into Hell! Exactly! Hey! What's all this talk about destruction and Hell? Akane Tendo, step back.
You shall soon see.
No matter how flaky, she's still my sister.
I didn't intend to go so far, but she's driven me to it! No matter how moronic, he's still my brother.
I never intended to go so far, but he's driven me to it.
Take this and this and this! Take this and this! Kodachi and Kuno--?! Throwin' pictures of me everywhere? Right.
Didn't you get them mad again? Just ignore 'em.
You're sure you want to ignore this? Those pictures ain't bad enough to get excited about.
"The Pigtailed Girl on a date with Kuno" You really are hopeless! They've been fixed up! Don't you even remember when they were taken?! Naturally! They were put together! These are good! Blow! Winds of scandal! BIow-- Wnds of scandal! Wow! Akane, why aren't you popular anymore? Ranma's been taken by Kodachi.
And even Kuno's thrown you over for those racy photos.
Boy, are you hurtin', too! Instead of laughing, go and fix it! The only way is to get Kuno to apologize.
Even here--?! Wretched Kodachi's spread these pictures everywhere.
Kuno! The whole school's talking now.
Now I'll have to announce that the Pigtailed Girl and I are dating! No, we ain't! Oh, Pigtailed Girl! Let's make the announcement--! I told ya, we ain't dating! Ahh! Photos of me are all over the school.
My life is ruined.
For my sake, apologize-- I'll do the honorable thing and date you! This ain't gonna work.
Quiet in the hallways Quiet on the stairways Kodachi Ranma Darling! Kodachi, I can't stand seein' you two like this.
Stop fighting with your brother.
Ranma Darling, you truly do care about me, don't you? That photo album caused all the trouble.
I'll take it off your hands.
Ranma Darling! I'll just-- Ranma! Ranma! Ranma Darling, a nasty meddler has appeared.
Let us meet later! Th-The album--! Farewell! Kodachi! It won't be long, my darling Ranma! Hitting on Kodachi at a time like this?! Look, you! I was gonna get the album, but you ruined everyhing! I brought something to help you! You don't have to be like that! What'd ya bring? It's escalating.
Blast! Where're all these new photos comin' from? Crude.
You can see where it's been patched together.
That ain't the point! I didn't do it.
As if I'd do such crude work.
It's the work of an amateur.
Who, then?! I don't know.
Hey there, Nabiki? I've brought more photos-- I see! Nabiki wasn't the one who fixed up those pictures.
There goes a good business.
Mortal combat! Kuno and Kodachi are gonna settle this! You've run out of photos, haven't you, Brother Dear? Now then, you must resign yourself and apologize to me.
However, if you are lacking in sincerity-- I shall take these ultimate shocker photos and distribute them! Ultimate shockers, she says! Then they're--? They're--! Kuno and-- The Pigtailed Girl-- In full frontal nudity? Thank you, God! Woh.
Ultimate shocker photos? Like this? Not this?! Or even this?! Stop it!! Kuno, please apologize? To save my honor? Ranma, I don't know what the heck is happening, but good Iuck! Pretty please? Apologize? For me.
The Pigtailed Girl's Wow! Shocking! Pictures! Show me even more! Doh! Idiot! Numbskull! Moron! Weirdo Sister! Hey! You dare--! I'll destroy them all! Not if I can help it! Lemme see! Gimme! You did it, Pigtailed Girl! This is P--! This is P--?! Now's my chance! Saotome School Secret Technique! The Talking Dummy! Look! It's--! A ventriloquist act with human dummy! Kodachi What is it, Big Brother? Kodachi, sorry.
You should have apologized from the start.
Victory is mine! I'll just have to forget about that one volume.
Won't I, Sasuke?