Ranma 12 s01e27 Episode Script
Episode 27
Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
Ranma! What're you doing there? We came here to ski, so let's do it! Doesn't interest me in the least.
Cut the self-pity! Who cares if you're a girl? Doesn't seem to bother Akane in the slightest.
That's right! Quit it! Anyway, I ain't got no interest in skiin' just now.
Miss, come ski with me! What fun skiing is! Akane, look! Quit that, you two! We don't know them.
Let's go ski.
Ranma, move it or get left behind.
You gotta be kiddin'! This is no time for skiin'.
I gotta grab the old ghoul's Phoenix Pill.
But how!? It's mine now! - You're not runnin' away! - You still don't get it! You're still 100 years too young to take me on! Boo! It's hopeless.
Thanks for waiting.
BBQ pork ramen.
Leave the bowl right here.
I'll be back for it later.
Sure.
There she is again! What's she here for? Isn't this groovy? Outta sight! Saotome! Come back here! Son-in-law! What a coincidence! Time for our showdown! I'm gettin' that pill today! What are you talking about? Don't play dumb! The Phoenix Pill-- C-Cat-- "Cat Cafe Snow-Mountain Branch"? Business is great at the resorts in the winter.
Come and help out, son-in-law? You gotta be kiddin'.
Hand over the pill! The Phoenix Pill? Doesn't that race look more interesting than any pill? Sponsored by the Cat Cafe Snow-Mountain Branch "Martial Arts Carry-the-Snowman Race"? A bear! Wait for me, Tendo! Come join the Cat Cafe Carry-the-Snowman Race! There's more to life than skiing! This race brings true happiness! You will treasure this memory for years to come! Everybody's welcome! Carry the snowman any way you like! Attack your opponents' snowmen! If yours is unbroken at the goal line, you win! - This is stupid! - Gimme me a break! The winner gets a ski tour with Miss Shampoo! - That's for me! - She's mine! I'll throw this in, too! The Phoenix Pill! Son-in-law, if you want the pill, win the race! You sure you want to do this, ghoul? You're gonna regret it! Ranma! You fighting for me! Big happiness! That ain't it! Wo ai ni! I'm tellin' you--! Whatcha gonna do? As his fiancee, you can't ignore this.
Quit it! On your marks-- Get set-- GO! What's wrong, Ranma? Don't tell me you've never skied before? Snowshoes? If you're a true martial artist, you can run across snow.
But a mistake on Snow Mountain could cost your life.
A martial artist should be prepared! Akane! Have fun in your little rendezvous with Shampoo.
Geez! This is just for the Phoenix Pill! Saotome! Wait for me! - Every man for himself!.
! - You traitor! Outta the way! Outta the way! Comin' through! Comin' through! No one's gettin' that pill but me! My mistake.
Excuse me, Mr.
Bear.
Don't get in my way! I'm only reliving the snowy days of my youth.
How many centuries ago? Ranma! You have Akane as your fiancee.
What's the meaning of this? Do you really want to date Shampoo that much!? That ain't it! Stop that, Dad.
It doesn't bother me that Ranma is fighting for Shampoo.
That being said something ELSE must be pulling her chain.
And halfway through the race, the surviving contestants are a pigtailed girl and two old men! Some mysterious mummy! Who's a mummy!? And one more! A pretty girl with short hair! And she's way out in front! Only Ranma get through here! The PRIZE has joined the race! Sure, why not.
Here I come! Ranma! Girls should stick to th' stuff they know.
Ranma.
You must take a stand.
Akane or Shampoo.
Kiss the one you like best.
Well? WELL!? Decide and take the consequences like a man! What an unexpected turn of events! Which of these two girls will receive the kiss!? If he no chose me, he no get pill! You want stay girl whole life, Ranma?! B-But-- Ranma! Wait! What're you doing? You idiot, people are watching! We're both girls! And I-- I-- - Don't give me dumb ultimatums! - It was just a joke! "Dumb--"!? "Joke--"!? Stop me! Stop me! Lucky me! I'm practically there! Not quite! I can't let you pass until you promise to marry Shampoo! Looks like this is the time to end this.
Mao himself endorsed my mastery of these 3000-year-old skills.
How can you defeat an Amazon master like me? Don't expect no mercy.
I can't let you pass until you promise to marry Shampoo! Looks like this is the time to end this.
Mao himself endorsed my mastery of these 3000-year-old skills.
How can you defeat an Amazon master like me? Don't expect no mercy.
Your snowman is broken.
The Phoenix Pill is out of reach.
You little ghoul! Sticks and stones-- You've "trained" me while we fought for this pill! Now I'll pay you for the lessons! I finally got the staff from the ol'ghoul! I can win now! Old age has finally caught up with you.
This is wrong.
The old woman wouldn't lose that easily! Give it up, ghoul! You old folks need t' take it easy.
Don't be cocky.
You young 'uns haven't beaten me yet.
Think so? Then let's make a deal.
If I win, you give me the pill free 'n' clear! Got it? Got it? I have no choice.
But if I win, you agree to marry Shampoo! Got it? Sure, I'll be your son-in-law or whatever you want.
Don't forget your promise! W-What? I KNEW she was just faking it! Geez! He got tricked into making that promise! Are you finished yet, son-in-law? Not a chance! My snowshoes! You witch! It's your turn to give up.
No way! How long can you keep up the tough-guy act? Take the 4000-year-old Amazon technique: Snow Whirl! W-What's that? Magic? I don't believe it! - Her hair's standing on end! - This is COOL! Ranma! How about it, son-in-law? Do you surrender!? Not yet! Hey! You can't just GRAB a girl like that! - Let go of me! - No way! Let go! Let go, I said! I'm getting dizzy! I said, let go! I said, let go! Geez! That was a dirty trick! You've accosted a lady! Unforgivable! You'll regret it! Why in 5000 years of Amazon history-- Hold it! That history just got it don't matter! I'm not takin' any more of this! "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" attack! Not good enough! "Original Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" attack! The match is mine! Not yet, it ain't! W-What're you doin'? Well, son-in-law, you should know your own strength.
Cut that out! That never-give-up act is pretty manly.
But you're 300 years too young to match up with me.
Ranma! Where'd she run off to? Fist of the Bear! Ranma! You okay!? Ranma, you surrender now.
When Great-grandmother really fight, you never win! It's the end, Ranma.
You've fought well.
Train some more, and try again.
A martial artist knows when to quit.
Shaddup! This ain't over yet! Son-in-law, shall we end this? Not yet! Ranma, no you fight no more! Your body gets big hurt! That's it! I can win! With your help, I can win for sure! Help me out! Okay? Okay? Okay? Ranma.
You NEED Shampoo? I can't do it without you! I so happy! Ranma, I never expected this from you! What-- Shampoo do anything if help.
Okay! I won't let you off easy, even with Shampoo on your side.
Let's do it! H-He can't be planning to-- Cold! Cold! I REALLY LOVE CATS! No! Get off!.
I'M SCARED! What's wrong, son-in-law? I see! The boy was planning to use the unbeatable Cat-Fu! He had to turn himself into a cat to use it! Don't touch me! Akane! Here.
Just like you wanted! She's holding you close! Revenge for Akane! Shout! Cry! Scream! Revenge for Akane! Go, Ranma! Show her the terror of Cat-Fu! The battle is met! What? What's this? Ranma! That's enough! Here, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Good kitty.
There now.
He finally defeated the old woman! Haven't you had enough?? Don't be hasty.
I haven't seen an opponent like you in 150 years.
I never thought you could use Cat-Fu.
I underestimated you.
We'll say that I lost the match today.
Here! The Phoenix Pill! Son-in-law! I haven't given up yet.
Farewell! Phoenix Pill All right! I'm a guy again! I'm a guy again! I'll never be a girl again! You old ghoul! Women's Open-Air Baths - A pervert! - Somebody help! I'm all man again!
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
Ranma! What're you doing there? We came here to ski, so let's do it! Doesn't interest me in the least.
Cut the self-pity! Who cares if you're a girl? Doesn't seem to bother Akane in the slightest.
That's right! Quit it! Anyway, I ain't got no interest in skiin' just now.
Miss, come ski with me! What fun skiing is! Akane, look! Quit that, you two! We don't know them.
Let's go ski.
Ranma, move it or get left behind.
You gotta be kiddin'! This is no time for skiin'.
I gotta grab the old ghoul's Phoenix Pill.
But how!? It's mine now! - You're not runnin' away! - You still don't get it! You're still 100 years too young to take me on! Boo! It's hopeless.
Thanks for waiting.
BBQ pork ramen.
Leave the bowl right here.
I'll be back for it later.
Sure.
There she is again! What's she here for? Isn't this groovy? Outta sight! Saotome! Come back here! Son-in-law! What a coincidence! Time for our showdown! I'm gettin' that pill today! What are you talking about? Don't play dumb! The Phoenix Pill-- C-Cat-- "Cat Cafe Snow-Mountain Branch"? Business is great at the resorts in the winter.
Come and help out, son-in-law? You gotta be kiddin'.
Hand over the pill! The Phoenix Pill? Doesn't that race look more interesting than any pill? Sponsored by the Cat Cafe Snow-Mountain Branch "Martial Arts Carry-the-Snowman Race"? A bear! Wait for me, Tendo! Come join the Cat Cafe Carry-the-Snowman Race! There's more to life than skiing! This race brings true happiness! You will treasure this memory for years to come! Everybody's welcome! Carry the snowman any way you like! Attack your opponents' snowmen! If yours is unbroken at the goal line, you win! - This is stupid! - Gimme me a break! The winner gets a ski tour with Miss Shampoo! - That's for me! - She's mine! I'll throw this in, too! The Phoenix Pill! Son-in-law, if you want the pill, win the race! You sure you want to do this, ghoul? You're gonna regret it! Ranma! You fighting for me! Big happiness! That ain't it! Wo ai ni! I'm tellin' you--! Whatcha gonna do? As his fiancee, you can't ignore this.
Quit it! On your marks-- Get set-- GO! What's wrong, Ranma? Don't tell me you've never skied before? Snowshoes? If you're a true martial artist, you can run across snow.
But a mistake on Snow Mountain could cost your life.
A martial artist should be prepared! Akane! Have fun in your little rendezvous with Shampoo.
Geez! This is just for the Phoenix Pill! Saotome! Wait for me! - Every man for himself!.
! - You traitor! Outta the way! Outta the way! Comin' through! Comin' through! No one's gettin' that pill but me! My mistake.
Excuse me, Mr.
Bear.
Don't get in my way! I'm only reliving the snowy days of my youth.
How many centuries ago? Ranma! You have Akane as your fiancee.
What's the meaning of this? Do you really want to date Shampoo that much!? That ain't it! Stop that, Dad.
It doesn't bother me that Ranma is fighting for Shampoo.
That being said something ELSE must be pulling her chain.
And halfway through the race, the surviving contestants are a pigtailed girl and two old men! Some mysterious mummy! Who's a mummy!? And one more! A pretty girl with short hair! And she's way out in front! Only Ranma get through here! The PRIZE has joined the race! Sure, why not.
Here I come! Ranma! Girls should stick to th' stuff they know.
Ranma.
You must take a stand.
Akane or Shampoo.
Kiss the one you like best.
Well? WELL!? Decide and take the consequences like a man! What an unexpected turn of events! Which of these two girls will receive the kiss!? If he no chose me, he no get pill! You want stay girl whole life, Ranma?! B-But-- Ranma! Wait! What're you doing? You idiot, people are watching! We're both girls! And I-- I-- - Don't give me dumb ultimatums! - It was just a joke! "Dumb--"!? "Joke--"!? Stop me! Stop me! Lucky me! I'm practically there! Not quite! I can't let you pass until you promise to marry Shampoo! Looks like this is the time to end this.
Mao himself endorsed my mastery of these 3000-year-old skills.
How can you defeat an Amazon master like me? Don't expect no mercy.
I can't let you pass until you promise to marry Shampoo! Looks like this is the time to end this.
Mao himself endorsed my mastery of these 3000-year-old skills.
How can you defeat an Amazon master like me? Don't expect no mercy.
Your snowman is broken.
The Phoenix Pill is out of reach.
You little ghoul! Sticks and stones-- You've "trained" me while we fought for this pill! Now I'll pay you for the lessons! I finally got the staff from the ol'ghoul! I can win now! Old age has finally caught up with you.
This is wrong.
The old woman wouldn't lose that easily! Give it up, ghoul! You old folks need t' take it easy.
Don't be cocky.
You young 'uns haven't beaten me yet.
Think so? Then let's make a deal.
If I win, you give me the pill free 'n' clear! Got it? Got it? I have no choice.
But if I win, you agree to marry Shampoo! Got it? Sure, I'll be your son-in-law or whatever you want.
Don't forget your promise! W-What? I KNEW she was just faking it! Geez! He got tricked into making that promise! Are you finished yet, son-in-law? Not a chance! My snowshoes! You witch! It's your turn to give up.
No way! How long can you keep up the tough-guy act? Take the 4000-year-old Amazon technique: Snow Whirl! W-What's that? Magic? I don't believe it! - Her hair's standing on end! - This is COOL! Ranma! How about it, son-in-law? Do you surrender!? Not yet! Hey! You can't just GRAB a girl like that! - Let go of me! - No way! Let go! Let go, I said! I'm getting dizzy! I said, let go! I said, let go! Geez! That was a dirty trick! You've accosted a lady! Unforgivable! You'll regret it! Why in 5000 years of Amazon history-- Hold it! That history just got it don't matter! I'm not takin' any more of this! "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" attack! Not good enough! "Original Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" attack! The match is mine! Not yet, it ain't! W-What're you doin'? Well, son-in-law, you should know your own strength.
Cut that out! That never-give-up act is pretty manly.
But you're 300 years too young to match up with me.
Ranma! Where'd she run off to? Fist of the Bear! Ranma! You okay!? Ranma, you surrender now.
When Great-grandmother really fight, you never win! It's the end, Ranma.
You've fought well.
Train some more, and try again.
A martial artist knows when to quit.
Shaddup! This ain't over yet! Son-in-law, shall we end this? Not yet! Ranma, no you fight no more! Your body gets big hurt! That's it! I can win! With your help, I can win for sure! Help me out! Okay? Okay? Okay? Ranma.
You NEED Shampoo? I can't do it without you! I so happy! Ranma, I never expected this from you! What-- Shampoo do anything if help.
Okay! I won't let you off easy, even with Shampoo on your side.
Let's do it! H-He can't be planning to-- Cold! Cold! I REALLY LOVE CATS! No! Get off!.
I'M SCARED! What's wrong, son-in-law? I see! The boy was planning to use the unbeatable Cat-Fu! He had to turn himself into a cat to use it! Don't touch me! Akane! Here.
Just like you wanted! She's holding you close! Revenge for Akane! Shout! Cry! Scream! Revenge for Akane! Go, Ranma! Show her the terror of Cat-Fu! The battle is met! What? What's this? Ranma! That's enough! Here, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Good kitty.
There now.
He finally defeated the old woman! Haven't you had enough?? Don't be hasty.
I haven't seen an opponent like you in 150 years.
I never thought you could use Cat-Fu.
I underestimated you.
We'll say that I lost the match today.
Here! The Phoenix Pill! Son-in-law! I haven't given up yet.
Farewell! Phoenix Pill All right! I'm a guy again! I'm a guy again! I'll never be a girl again! You old ghoul! Women's Open-Air Baths - A pervert! - Somebody help! I'm all man again!