Ranma 12 s01e35 Episode Script
Episode 35
Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
Hey! Are you sure this was a map of the Nan'niichuan? Then why aren't we guys!? Say something, P-chan! Your "oink" talk ain't tellin' me nothin'! I said you're not gettin' through-- W-What's this? What a weird-looking pot! This could be a clue to the Nan'niichuan! The Aqua-Moss Urn.
Legends of it still proliferate at Jusenkyo.
The Aqua-Moss Urn? How did you come by it? This map led us to it.
A Japanese "Spring of Drowned Man"? It was at a shrine I traveled to.
But why would they have it? So what about it, Granny? What's the link between that and the blue urn? Don't get excited.
Legend states two more urns must also be found.
Crimson- and Golden- Moss Urns.
And only all three together will reveal the Nan'niichuan.
I'll be a real man! I'll be a real man! That means I have to find two more urns.
But how--? Ryoga! I made a fool of myself because of your stupid map! What're you gonna put me through this time!? It's not my fault! Here's the location of the next urn.
The design on the urn is a code pinpointing the next urn.
The Crimson-Moss Urn.
I've got it.
I've decoded the location of the Crimson Urn! Shampoo, fetch me a pen and paper! Granny's map says, "First take 3000 paces southeast"! You're not going to steal my idea! Ranma! Wait! Stone-roasted sweet potatoes! H-Hey-- Give me the map! You're directionless; why bother? to the west! Hey! Curse you! Ranma! Wait! Ranma! Where are you!? Ranma.
R-Ranma.
I couldn't stop.
It's mine! It mine! Mousse! Good duck, Mousse! Here, Ranma! We go! Wait! the south! to the west.
After the dirty trick, go to the east! P-chan! It is you! Ranma? This is it! It's this mansion! The Crimson Urn is somewhere in here.
Is such big mansion! I wonder who lives here? What?! KU NO Kuno "Love undeclared is love unquenchable.
" How very true.
The pigtailed girl and Akane Tendo must keep their passion secret! Kuno, darling! Take me in your arms! But Ranma comes between us! What a piteous plight for such innocents! Fear not! I, Tatewaki Kuno, can defeat a charlatan such as Ranma! Shall we begin our chivalric double romance? - I love you! - I love you.
But Master, it's so sudden! Sasuke! I came to wash your back.
Master Kuno! Curse you, Ranma Saotome! You interpose yourself on maidenly love! I'm so happy! We go in without ask? They wouldn't listen anyway.
W-Watch out! Ranma, you save me.
Wo ai ni! Marauders! Sasuke! Akane Tendo! Pigtailed girl! I love you both! That declaration sets my heart in bloom! Master Kuno! Here's your towel.
The marauders, fool! What of them?? Ranma? I-It's okay now! Face my challenge, foul ruffians! I, Sasuke Sarugakure, guardian of the garden, challenge you! Mention of my name strikes terror in your hearts? R-Ranma Saotome! Yo! Trespassing on Kuno property.
Your nerve is impressive! This battle makes my life complete! Die! That's strange.
Turning this should release the trap.
But then, nobody's used it since Grandfather's time What to do, what to do? He fool.
Ranma! Let's hurry and find the urn! Hold! Useless trash! They must have come into this mansion.
I'm positive they came in here, but.
Excuse the intrusion.
I am St.
Hebereke High School's rhythmic gymnastics champion.
Kodachi "the Black Rose.
" What is going on here? En garde! Hold on a minute! Akane Tendo! You ventured to my abode to conclude our fight! Am I right? Not at all, I just came after ranma What? Ranma-darling here, in my own humble abode? My beloved Ranma! My love burns anew within me! I practice bridal training day and night! One hesitates to say it but even I must confess my charm.
Ranma is all mine! Go away, you wretched girl! Kuno Secret Technique: "Sleeves of Steel"! What an odd duck! I show no mercy to women and small creatures.
Stop it! How irritating! Ranma-darling! - A dead-end.
- Aiyaa! Ranma Surrender, Ranma Saotome! This will be your grave! Listen, I'm just lookin' for an urn-- Silence! I have no interest in excuses! This is too much.
What could be going on? Ranma.
Akane! That you? You too, eh, P-brain? What are you doing here? Shampoo's with you, I see.
I-It's not like I asked her, okay? Ranma? I mean we're here to find the urn! The urn? I have you now, Saotome! This is the Kuno Family Labyrinth.
Where guests check in, but they don't check out! Ranma! Sarugakure School, House of Gadgets technique: "Year-End LottoJackpot Drawing ofTerror"! It's out of season, but you couldn't win anyway.
Sarugakure School technique: "Rapid-Fire Cup and Ball"! Ow-w-w! Idiot! I'm not puttin' up with any more of this! This is the end, Sasuke! Not yet, it's not.
W-What're the holes for? Your destiny awaits.
What's your fate: heaven or hell? Congratulations! You win first prize! So what's the prize? I said, what'd I win?? The fun is just beginning! Wait! Ranma Saotome! The urn is a Kuno family heirloom! No one else may touch it! I just want to borrow it for a while! Never! If you wish it, you must fight me for it! Then I will! Finally, the Crimson-Moss Urn! I'll be a real man! I'll be a real man! I'm so happy! R-Ranma! Where the heck are we? Welcome, one and all! Sorry, but you two are non-winners! You lost! Washouts! Ranma! Sarugakure School, House of Gadgets technique: "Washing Machine of Agitation"! This will be your grave, this time for sure! Wait! Upperclassman Kuno! My darling Tatewaki! Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl! You must choose Yes, choose! Who will be your love? I love you both! A dream-- A dream? It must be a premonition! I must romance both Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl.
Ranma-darling! Ranma-darling! He's such a jerk! I don't have time for this! - Ranma! - Hey, stop! Ranma! All I want is the pot!! Ranma! Ranma! Ranma Where'd you go? What'll I do? "marauder caught; mask removed; Ranma's countenance.
" Excellent, Sasuke! Your praise honors me.
Now I can freely date both Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl.
The double-romance! Upperclassman Kuno! Akane Tendo, in my bath! Do I dream? Ow-w-w! Nay, I dream not! You journeyed here to declare your devotion! I accept.
I accept.
I fully accept your love! Where is Ranma? Ranma? You must forget that buffoon immediately, and be my love! I REALLY LOVE CATS! Can it be true? Darling Ranma in my mansion? Ranma-darling! Ranma-darling! P-chan! Akane Tendo, I love you! Don't you ever quit? The pigtailed girl! What's going on here? Ranma.
Unhand my darling Ranma! Look who talking! Witless wench! - Shampoo! - Am not! Ranma! Ranma-darling! W-What's goin' on? Taking your lascivious pleasure in my private hot spring? Retribution! Hey, wait a second! I-I want the Crimson Urn to get to theJapanese Nan'niichuan! It's gotta be hidden somewhere in here! Your words are meaningless! But if you want it fight me for it! That weird design The Crimson Urn! This is it! My great-grandfather dug it out when creating the garden pond.
Mere bathhouse knick-knackery.
Can I have it? It seems valueless enough, but I refuse.
No--! I'll take the Crimson Urn.
Nothing personal! Ranma-darling is mine! Shampoo, it's me! You've gained so much weight! Wait! Prepare to die! Ranma, today I'm on your side.
And you! How dare you treat my head like an anvil! C'mon, let's just take it and go! just let me have one shot! Master Kuno is in peril! Observe! Sarugakure School, House of Gadgets technique: "Silky Wave Fountain"! M-Master Kuno! Master Kuno! Mas-- The Crimson-Moss Urn! Ranma Saotome! Halt! Wotta haul, wotta haul! Hey! Who turned out the lights?? Now the ol' goat's got it Wait! What? What? What? Come back here! What is this? Wait up! This is perfect to store my bra and panty collection! It's mine! You ancient creep! Come back!
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
Hey! Are you sure this was a map of the Nan'niichuan? Then why aren't we guys!? Say something, P-chan! Your "oink" talk ain't tellin' me nothin'! I said you're not gettin' through-- W-What's this? What a weird-looking pot! This could be a clue to the Nan'niichuan! The Aqua-Moss Urn.
Legends of it still proliferate at Jusenkyo.
The Aqua-Moss Urn? How did you come by it? This map led us to it.
A Japanese "Spring of Drowned Man"? It was at a shrine I traveled to.
But why would they have it? So what about it, Granny? What's the link between that and the blue urn? Don't get excited.
Legend states two more urns must also be found.
Crimson- and Golden- Moss Urns.
And only all three together will reveal the Nan'niichuan.
I'll be a real man! I'll be a real man! That means I have to find two more urns.
But how--? Ryoga! I made a fool of myself because of your stupid map! What're you gonna put me through this time!? It's not my fault! Here's the location of the next urn.
The design on the urn is a code pinpointing the next urn.
The Crimson-Moss Urn.
I've got it.
I've decoded the location of the Crimson Urn! Shampoo, fetch me a pen and paper! Granny's map says, "First take 3000 paces southeast"! You're not going to steal my idea! Ranma! Wait! Stone-roasted sweet potatoes! H-Hey-- Give me the map! You're directionless; why bother? to the west! Hey! Curse you! Ranma! Wait! Ranma! Where are you!? Ranma.
R-Ranma.
I couldn't stop.
It's mine! It mine! Mousse! Good duck, Mousse! Here, Ranma! We go! Wait! the south! to the west.
After the dirty trick, go to the east! P-chan! It is you! Ranma? This is it! It's this mansion! The Crimson Urn is somewhere in here.
Is such big mansion! I wonder who lives here? What?! KU NO Kuno "Love undeclared is love unquenchable.
" How very true.
The pigtailed girl and Akane Tendo must keep their passion secret! Kuno, darling! Take me in your arms! But Ranma comes between us! What a piteous plight for such innocents! Fear not! I, Tatewaki Kuno, can defeat a charlatan such as Ranma! Shall we begin our chivalric double romance? - I love you! - I love you.
But Master, it's so sudden! Sasuke! I came to wash your back.
Master Kuno! Curse you, Ranma Saotome! You interpose yourself on maidenly love! I'm so happy! We go in without ask? They wouldn't listen anyway.
W-Watch out! Ranma, you save me.
Wo ai ni! Marauders! Sasuke! Akane Tendo! Pigtailed girl! I love you both! That declaration sets my heart in bloom! Master Kuno! Here's your towel.
The marauders, fool! What of them?? Ranma? I-It's okay now! Face my challenge, foul ruffians! I, Sasuke Sarugakure, guardian of the garden, challenge you! Mention of my name strikes terror in your hearts? R-Ranma Saotome! Yo! Trespassing on Kuno property.
Your nerve is impressive! This battle makes my life complete! Die! That's strange.
Turning this should release the trap.
But then, nobody's used it since Grandfather's time What to do, what to do? He fool.
Ranma! Let's hurry and find the urn! Hold! Useless trash! They must have come into this mansion.
I'm positive they came in here, but.
Excuse the intrusion.
I am St.
Hebereke High School's rhythmic gymnastics champion.
Kodachi "the Black Rose.
" What is going on here? En garde! Hold on a minute! Akane Tendo! You ventured to my abode to conclude our fight! Am I right? Not at all, I just came after ranma What? Ranma-darling here, in my own humble abode? My beloved Ranma! My love burns anew within me! I practice bridal training day and night! One hesitates to say it but even I must confess my charm.
Ranma is all mine! Go away, you wretched girl! Kuno Secret Technique: "Sleeves of Steel"! What an odd duck! I show no mercy to women and small creatures.
Stop it! How irritating! Ranma-darling! - A dead-end.
- Aiyaa! Ranma Surrender, Ranma Saotome! This will be your grave! Listen, I'm just lookin' for an urn-- Silence! I have no interest in excuses! This is too much.
What could be going on? Ranma.
Akane! That you? You too, eh, P-brain? What are you doing here? Shampoo's with you, I see.
I-It's not like I asked her, okay? Ranma? I mean we're here to find the urn! The urn? I have you now, Saotome! This is the Kuno Family Labyrinth.
Where guests check in, but they don't check out! Ranma! Sarugakure School, House of Gadgets technique: "Year-End LottoJackpot Drawing ofTerror"! It's out of season, but you couldn't win anyway.
Sarugakure School technique: "Rapid-Fire Cup and Ball"! Ow-w-w! Idiot! I'm not puttin' up with any more of this! This is the end, Sasuke! Not yet, it's not.
W-What're the holes for? Your destiny awaits.
What's your fate: heaven or hell? Congratulations! You win first prize! So what's the prize? I said, what'd I win?? The fun is just beginning! Wait! Ranma Saotome! The urn is a Kuno family heirloom! No one else may touch it! I just want to borrow it for a while! Never! If you wish it, you must fight me for it! Then I will! Finally, the Crimson-Moss Urn! I'll be a real man! I'll be a real man! I'm so happy! R-Ranma! Where the heck are we? Welcome, one and all! Sorry, but you two are non-winners! You lost! Washouts! Ranma! Sarugakure School, House of Gadgets technique: "Washing Machine of Agitation"! This will be your grave, this time for sure! Wait! Upperclassman Kuno! My darling Tatewaki! Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl! You must choose Yes, choose! Who will be your love? I love you both! A dream-- A dream? It must be a premonition! I must romance both Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl.
Ranma-darling! Ranma-darling! He's such a jerk! I don't have time for this! - Ranma! - Hey, stop! Ranma! All I want is the pot!! Ranma! Ranma! Ranma Where'd you go? What'll I do? "marauder caught; mask removed; Ranma's countenance.
" Excellent, Sasuke! Your praise honors me.
Now I can freely date both Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl.
The double-romance! Upperclassman Kuno! Akane Tendo, in my bath! Do I dream? Ow-w-w! Nay, I dream not! You journeyed here to declare your devotion! I accept.
I accept.
I fully accept your love! Where is Ranma? Ranma? You must forget that buffoon immediately, and be my love! I REALLY LOVE CATS! Can it be true? Darling Ranma in my mansion? Ranma-darling! Ranma-darling! P-chan! Akane Tendo, I love you! Don't you ever quit? The pigtailed girl! What's going on here? Ranma.
Unhand my darling Ranma! Look who talking! Witless wench! - Shampoo! - Am not! Ranma! Ranma-darling! W-What's goin' on? Taking your lascivious pleasure in my private hot spring? Retribution! Hey, wait a second! I-I want the Crimson Urn to get to theJapanese Nan'niichuan! It's gotta be hidden somewhere in here! Your words are meaningless! But if you want it fight me for it! That weird design The Crimson Urn! This is it! My great-grandfather dug it out when creating the garden pond.
Mere bathhouse knick-knackery.
Can I have it? It seems valueless enough, but I refuse.
No--! I'll take the Crimson Urn.
Nothing personal! Ranma-darling is mine! Shampoo, it's me! You've gained so much weight! Wait! Prepare to die! Ranma, today I'm on your side.
And you! How dare you treat my head like an anvil! C'mon, let's just take it and go! just let me have one shot! Master Kuno is in peril! Observe! Sarugakure School, House of Gadgets technique: "Silky Wave Fountain"! M-Master Kuno! Master Kuno! Mas-- The Crimson-Moss Urn! Ranma Saotome! Halt! Wotta haul, wotta haul! Hey! Who turned out the lights?? Now the ol' goat's got it Wait! What? What? What? Come back here! What is this? Wait up! This is perfect to store my bra and panty collection! It's mine! You ancient creep! Come back!