Ranma 12 s01e53 Episode Script
Episode 53
You're right! Look at that! - Here! - Got it.
Hey, sweetie.
Let's grab some tea on my yacht.
Tea? I'd love to! You're gonna take me on your yacht? Ranma, you're a guy! Act like one! I was just joking! You're a guy? Give the man a prize.
Honestly! It was just a joke! When are you going to change back into a guy? Disgusting! What's the use? One dip in the water and I'll be a girl again! You seem hot, Mr.
Saotome.
"You got that right.
" Whaddya expect when you wear a natural fur coat to the beach? Why's he sufferin'? He can't swim, so what's he a panda for? A bikini thief! - Give 'em back! - Somebody catch him! I knew it! Hold it! You're up to your tricks as always, you lecher! Look at all this.
Can't you stop making trouble for one day? Here! What have you done with my collection! - That's mine! - No, it's mine! My youth! My happiness! Stolen property! You fool! I have a way of dealing with swimsuit-stealing punks! Just try it, Gramps! I'll date some cute chick! Huh? What's with the watermelon? Lady, want a taste of melon!? Hey, Sis! Let's do melon together! Cut it out! You're brimmin' over with energy, today.
Naturally.
See the blue skies, white clouds, and the bright sun! I love the sea! You can't see the sky, clouds, or sun where you're lookin'! My youthful blood boils! Cut that out! I'm gonna puke! Wo ai ni ! - Shampoo! - Nihao, Ranma.
Over here! Chilled ramen! Daikanki ! You chase me all the way to sea! Just a coincidence! Will both you GIRLS stop that? So you work here for the summer.
Great-grandmother say, "Winter is Snow Mountain.
Summer is beach.
" Good strategy.
Ranma, say "Ahh.
" I'll eat it myself.
- No be shy! - I'm not bein' shy! First the old goat causes trouble, then the ghoul! I never knew summer was the season for monsters.
Ranma, we go on date after work.
I'll pass.
A date? W-What? You'll arrange a girlfriend for me? C-Can it be true? Only if you lay off the bikini-stealin'.
Not a one! Happosai will be a good boy! Good thing I brought my treasure chest! Do normal people carry things like that? I'll give her this nice arm band.
So where'd you steal the arm band from? Ranma, what kind of girl is she? The girl I like has bright eyes, long hair-- - She's just the type! - Really? I'm so glad to be alive! CAT CAFE Come on, Ranma! Don't set him up with Shampoo! She'll turn him down flat! Hey, Shampoo! Ranma, you change mind about date? So it was Shampoo! Ranma, are you still here? You guys can go home now.
Can't do that yet.
You gotta meet her first.
W-What was that? See, just your type! He say he want date with Great-grandmother.
Is this some kind of joke? Bright eyes-- Long hair-- I can see you now, drinking sarsaparilla together-- Perfect match! We'll just leave you old lovers alone.
Kids should no be seen or heard.
Don't go! Don't go! What pretty arm band! Please take it.
Think of it as dowry! Don't get angry! I carefully considered your potential! We both know I dumped you because this girl is better! What are you babbling about? But that arm band.
.
.
is a treasure spanning Confucius's mother would have wept to possess it! Why would you have it? You'll never know! He stole it! Hand it over.
Don't wanna! Hand it over! You said it's a treasure! I'm keeping it! Smoke-bomb! The hell-beast got away! What was that about? Shampoo, we must get it back before he learns its secret! "Secret"? If we're too late, he'll turn this world into a living hell! A love potion!? What's a love potion? A terrifying story to hear.
Even more terrifying to tell.
There are three pills on the arm band.
Each will cause love-at-first-sight with the first person you see.
That's terrifying.
I don't believe it! I give pill to Ranma! Quit that.
Leggo.
No be shy! I'm not bein' shy! This is no time to eat shaved ice! If that old man discovered the secret-- Hell on Earth.
I heard it all! Shampoo! We'll start a heat wave of the heart! W-What're you-- You dirty old letch! Hand over the arm band! Look at you now! Fool! Have you no respect for the master!? Nyah, nyah! You'll never get a treasure like this from me! He got away! But he drop one! - That's a "love potion"? - Do it work? Ranma! You get in way? Am I causing trouble? What are you doing!? Y-You're so cute! - You're cute! - W-Wait, Ranma! - You're cute! - No! Stop that! I don't want it like this! With you under the influence-- Sucker! You were bein' serious! Like I'd ever swallow something like that! "Let's play--" I took the love potion! Ranma! Ranma, look at Shampoo! Hold it! Okay, Crone! Where's the antidote!? No way! What I fool I was! How could-- How could I not see the beauty before me!? I can still blush! No fair, Great-grandmother! Forgive me, Shampoo! I'm still a woman, you see! Honey, we have to start the wedding bells ringing! My love! You don't! Ranma! Nobody will ever get between us, my love! We no stop them, they really get married! N-No! He can't do that! Don't go, Ranma! I object! Ranma, this marriage will happen over my dead body! If you must marry that woman, then you must defeat me first! Hold on a second! Who am I supposed to be marryin'? Me! Ranma? I guess the effect wore off.
- "Effect".
.
.
- "Wear off"? Son-in-law only swallowed the "instant" pill.
Too bad! I could hear the wedding bells! Great-grandmother! So Granny, if Ranma took the "instant" pill.
.
.
what are the other two? Each of the three pills has different duration of effect.
The two left are called the "one-day" and the "lifetime.
" So "one-day" lasts for one day, and the "lifetime" lasts forever? If Son-in-law had taken the "lifetime" pill.
.
.
I'd be the blushing bride by now! That been close, Ranma! Ranma? He's out cold! Which one should I pick? Found you! Shampoo! You want to date with me? I want! I want! I want! I want! Hey, look at that.
Something gross is up there! What's it supposed to be? An octopus? I'm not an octopus! I'm not a water-lizard! You liar, Shampoo! I'll give you ice-cream! Just let me down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Ranma, how long are you going to stay fainted? Is good that he is! Shampoo! Where'd you get the arm band! He take one while he sleep! You never give up! Ranma! You love Shampoo forever! Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- What do you think of that? She can't fall for you as a girl! We be alone, he take pill, turn to boy, then he look at me! Ranma love me forever! Missed him! What!? Akane took the love potion!? That means that she'll fall in love with the first man she sees? That's the skinny.
Ranma? "G'wan, look!" Akane, take a gander! That was hot! That no work! Dad, cut that out! I'll decide who I look at! Akane! You can't take your eyes off him for a second.
But now the problem is: is it the "one-day" or the "lifetime.
" What happens if it's the "lifetime" pill? CAT CAFE So that's the last one left.
Relax.
You took the "one-day" pill.
- Really? - What a bore! What's that supposed to mean? There was no need to get worked up over the "one-day" pill.
Just because it's not YOUR problem-- You evil dwarf! Before you glimpse anything weird, why not look at me.
T-Think about what you're saying-- It was just a joke! I can take one day without looking at men! Dumb old love potion! Akane! Jeez, she's so stubborn! You're right? How can she ignore a frail old man!? Because you have ulterior motives! Is that any way to address your master!? My mistake! It was my mistake, Son-in-law.
Akane took the "lifetime" pill.
No way! Hot-diggity! Akane! Hold it, Letch! Ranma, wait! Lemme go! I don't care if just "one-day"! Ranma take last pill and look at Shampoo! First come first serve! It won't make a bit of difference at the end of the day! Leggo! Never let go! Ranma, you wait! Where am I now? It's all over! Akane, if only you were here! A-Akane? Ranma's an idiot! lf he only treated me a little better-- Akane! Akane-- What was that for!? - I found a drowned piglet! - P-chan! Why-- Listen, Akane, the pill you took was-- You came after me because you were lonely, right? Sorry, P-chan! I left you alone! Akane, listen to me! The pill you took was-- Hey! Wait! Stop right there! Akane, you took the "lifetime" pill! Put on your blindfold! You could see some weird guy by accident! Don't worry about me! I may meet my white knight this way! You ain't meetin' anything like that! How about a white naughty! Akane! No way! Akane, forgive me! Akane! White flight! Akane-- Ranma! You take pill! Oh, no! Pill! If you fall in love with the lecher, your life'll be ruined! I just GOTTA turn back into a guy! Ranma-- So, are you in love with me? Deeply-- regret that you're an idiot! Why-- B-But you took the pill-- And I coughed it up when you tried to drown me! Who needs it!? No! You can't throw that away! My love potion! The sparks of love turn to sparklers of summer.
I said you took the "lifetime" pill! The "one-day" pill.
Ranma! Quit that! You're creeping me out! You're sure it was the "lifetime" pill? That's what Granny said-- Oh, no! You mean THAT'S what took the love potion!? I don't wanna live my life with an octopus!
Hey, sweetie.
Let's grab some tea on my yacht.
Tea? I'd love to! You're gonna take me on your yacht? Ranma, you're a guy! Act like one! I was just joking! You're a guy? Give the man a prize.
Honestly! It was just a joke! When are you going to change back into a guy? Disgusting! What's the use? One dip in the water and I'll be a girl again! You seem hot, Mr.
Saotome.
"You got that right.
" Whaddya expect when you wear a natural fur coat to the beach? Why's he sufferin'? He can't swim, so what's he a panda for? A bikini thief! - Give 'em back! - Somebody catch him! I knew it! Hold it! You're up to your tricks as always, you lecher! Look at all this.
Can't you stop making trouble for one day? Here! What have you done with my collection! - That's mine! - No, it's mine! My youth! My happiness! Stolen property! You fool! I have a way of dealing with swimsuit-stealing punks! Just try it, Gramps! I'll date some cute chick! Huh? What's with the watermelon? Lady, want a taste of melon!? Hey, Sis! Let's do melon together! Cut it out! You're brimmin' over with energy, today.
Naturally.
See the blue skies, white clouds, and the bright sun! I love the sea! You can't see the sky, clouds, or sun where you're lookin'! My youthful blood boils! Cut that out! I'm gonna puke! Wo ai ni ! - Shampoo! - Nihao, Ranma.
Over here! Chilled ramen! Daikanki ! You chase me all the way to sea! Just a coincidence! Will both you GIRLS stop that? So you work here for the summer.
Great-grandmother say, "Winter is Snow Mountain.
Summer is beach.
" Good strategy.
Ranma, say "Ahh.
" I'll eat it myself.
- No be shy! - I'm not bein' shy! First the old goat causes trouble, then the ghoul! I never knew summer was the season for monsters.
Ranma, we go on date after work.
I'll pass.
A date? W-What? You'll arrange a girlfriend for me? C-Can it be true? Only if you lay off the bikini-stealin'.
Not a one! Happosai will be a good boy! Good thing I brought my treasure chest! Do normal people carry things like that? I'll give her this nice arm band.
So where'd you steal the arm band from? Ranma, what kind of girl is she? The girl I like has bright eyes, long hair-- - She's just the type! - Really? I'm so glad to be alive! CAT CAFE Come on, Ranma! Don't set him up with Shampoo! She'll turn him down flat! Hey, Shampoo! Ranma, you change mind about date? So it was Shampoo! Ranma, are you still here? You guys can go home now.
Can't do that yet.
You gotta meet her first.
W-What was that? See, just your type! He say he want date with Great-grandmother.
Is this some kind of joke? Bright eyes-- Long hair-- I can see you now, drinking sarsaparilla together-- Perfect match! We'll just leave you old lovers alone.
Kids should no be seen or heard.
Don't go! Don't go! What pretty arm band! Please take it.
Think of it as dowry! Don't get angry! I carefully considered your potential! We both know I dumped you because this girl is better! What are you babbling about? But that arm band.
.
.
is a treasure spanning Confucius's mother would have wept to possess it! Why would you have it? You'll never know! He stole it! Hand it over.
Don't wanna! Hand it over! You said it's a treasure! I'm keeping it! Smoke-bomb! The hell-beast got away! What was that about? Shampoo, we must get it back before he learns its secret! "Secret"? If we're too late, he'll turn this world into a living hell! A love potion!? What's a love potion? A terrifying story to hear.
Even more terrifying to tell.
There are three pills on the arm band.
Each will cause love-at-first-sight with the first person you see.
That's terrifying.
I don't believe it! I give pill to Ranma! Quit that.
Leggo.
No be shy! I'm not bein' shy! This is no time to eat shaved ice! If that old man discovered the secret-- Hell on Earth.
I heard it all! Shampoo! We'll start a heat wave of the heart! W-What're you-- You dirty old letch! Hand over the arm band! Look at you now! Fool! Have you no respect for the master!? Nyah, nyah! You'll never get a treasure like this from me! He got away! But he drop one! - That's a "love potion"? - Do it work? Ranma! You get in way? Am I causing trouble? What are you doing!? Y-You're so cute! - You're cute! - W-Wait, Ranma! - You're cute! - No! Stop that! I don't want it like this! With you under the influence-- Sucker! You were bein' serious! Like I'd ever swallow something like that! "Let's play--" I took the love potion! Ranma! Ranma, look at Shampoo! Hold it! Okay, Crone! Where's the antidote!? No way! What I fool I was! How could-- How could I not see the beauty before me!? I can still blush! No fair, Great-grandmother! Forgive me, Shampoo! I'm still a woman, you see! Honey, we have to start the wedding bells ringing! My love! You don't! Ranma! Nobody will ever get between us, my love! We no stop them, they really get married! N-No! He can't do that! Don't go, Ranma! I object! Ranma, this marriage will happen over my dead body! If you must marry that woman, then you must defeat me first! Hold on a second! Who am I supposed to be marryin'? Me! Ranma? I guess the effect wore off.
- "Effect".
.
.
- "Wear off"? Son-in-law only swallowed the "instant" pill.
Too bad! I could hear the wedding bells! Great-grandmother! So Granny, if Ranma took the "instant" pill.
.
.
what are the other two? Each of the three pills has different duration of effect.
The two left are called the "one-day" and the "lifetime.
" So "one-day" lasts for one day, and the "lifetime" lasts forever? If Son-in-law had taken the "lifetime" pill.
.
.
I'd be the blushing bride by now! That been close, Ranma! Ranma? He's out cold! Which one should I pick? Found you! Shampoo! You want to date with me? I want! I want! I want! I want! Hey, look at that.
Something gross is up there! What's it supposed to be? An octopus? I'm not an octopus! I'm not a water-lizard! You liar, Shampoo! I'll give you ice-cream! Just let me down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Lemme down! Ranma, how long are you going to stay fainted? Is good that he is! Shampoo! Where'd you get the arm band! He take one while he sleep! You never give up! Ranma! You love Shampoo forever! Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- What do you think of that? She can't fall for you as a girl! We be alone, he take pill, turn to boy, then he look at me! Ranma love me forever! Missed him! What!? Akane took the love potion!? That means that she'll fall in love with the first man she sees? That's the skinny.
Ranma? "G'wan, look!" Akane, take a gander! That was hot! That no work! Dad, cut that out! I'll decide who I look at! Akane! You can't take your eyes off him for a second.
But now the problem is: is it the "one-day" or the "lifetime.
" What happens if it's the "lifetime" pill? CAT CAFE So that's the last one left.
Relax.
You took the "one-day" pill.
- Really? - What a bore! What's that supposed to mean? There was no need to get worked up over the "one-day" pill.
Just because it's not YOUR problem-- You evil dwarf! Before you glimpse anything weird, why not look at me.
T-Think about what you're saying-- It was just a joke! I can take one day without looking at men! Dumb old love potion! Akane! Jeez, she's so stubborn! You're right? How can she ignore a frail old man!? Because you have ulterior motives! Is that any way to address your master!? My mistake! It was my mistake, Son-in-law.
Akane took the "lifetime" pill.
No way! Hot-diggity! Akane! Hold it, Letch! Ranma, wait! Lemme go! I don't care if just "one-day"! Ranma take last pill and look at Shampoo! First come first serve! It won't make a bit of difference at the end of the day! Leggo! Never let go! Ranma, you wait! Where am I now? It's all over! Akane, if only you were here! A-Akane? Ranma's an idiot! lf he only treated me a little better-- Akane! Akane-- What was that for!? - I found a drowned piglet! - P-chan! Why-- Listen, Akane, the pill you took was-- You came after me because you were lonely, right? Sorry, P-chan! I left you alone! Akane, listen to me! The pill you took was-- Hey! Wait! Stop right there! Akane, you took the "lifetime" pill! Put on your blindfold! You could see some weird guy by accident! Don't worry about me! I may meet my white knight this way! You ain't meetin' anything like that! How about a white naughty! Akane! No way! Akane, forgive me! Akane! White flight! Akane-- Ranma! You take pill! Oh, no! Pill! If you fall in love with the lecher, your life'll be ruined! I just GOTTA turn back into a guy! Ranma-- So, are you in love with me? Deeply-- regret that you're an idiot! Why-- B-But you took the pill-- And I coughed it up when you tried to drown me! Who needs it!? No! You can't throw that away! My love potion! The sparks of love turn to sparklers of summer.
I said you took the "lifetime" pill! The "one-day" pill.
Ranma! Quit that! You're creeping me out! You're sure it was the "lifetime" pill? That's what Granny said-- Oh, no! You mean THAT'S what took the love potion!? I don't wanna live my life with an octopus!