Ranma 12 s01e59 Episode Script
Episode 59
It's bad luck.
It suddenly starts raining and my luck runs out.
Sorry to make you pay! Hey, can't you eat with a little more class? - Why? - You're a girl! Remember? You're right.
I couldn't eat this stuff as a guy.
Girls got it nice, eatin' all the fancy stuff.
Then just be a girl forever.
Great idea! P-Please have another.
On me, of course.
You mean for free!? Goody.
Akane! Wait up! What're ya mad at? Why did they give the free stuff to YOU!? Everybody judges looks differently.
I just look better.
C'mon, hold up! Hey, good-lookin'-- What now!? Wanna cuppa coffee or somethin'? I'm dyin' for a fruit parfait.
It's yours.
Then you're on! Akane, it's his treat! Honestly! What is that moron thinking!? I sympathize with Ranma.
Us girls have it easier.
Do you think so? All of my friends make sure the guy pays.
None of the girls spends their own money! Oh my.
I hate that! As a father, no daughter of mine should become like that.
P-Pops! As a father, I want you to milk it for all it's worth! But remember a share for the man who raised you! Umm.
.
.
Saotome? This is the second time today I changed to a girl.
But I get the feeling you're looking better as a girl.
You think so? Then I'll just stay a girl for life! You're making me sick! So ya wanna be a girl, eh? How long I've waited for this moment! No matter how much I wanted to use it, it wouldn't have worked! But now that the male Ranma realizes the value of the female.
.
.
I can finally separate the two sides! An omen.
Something bad's about to happen.
It worked! A technique handed down through 3000 years of Chinese history! Founding School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
.
.
Personality Splitter Technique! Ranma, you will live as a girl forever! You will never be a man again! And in return for this favor, you'll have to do me a favor! Put this on! C'mon.
Put it on.
I'm waiting.
Go ahead! That's strange.
Why didn't she obey me? Ranma? I-It's a monster! Who're you calling a monster!? What's that smell? You haven't been using Personality Splitter incense? I hope it's just my imagination-- Ranma, my love? Ranma, my love? Ranma, my love? What's up? Ranma, my love? Y-You're-- Ranma! I knew you'd come to see the man who gave you life! Yeah.
.
.
gimme some of that girlie free food.
.
.
Ranma, my love.
.
.
Come.
Let us go.
Come.
Honestly-- I'm coming in! Ranma, what are you doing!? We're going to be late! - Lemme sleep-- - What's your problem? Come on! R-Ranma-- What happened to you!? Tell me! - So cute! - D-Don't say that about me.
She really is the cutest.
Who's this "she"!? You don't mean Shampoo!? It's a secret.
She really is the cutest.
It's a secret.
W-What was that!? That's Ranma's room! It was you, Grandpa! R-Ranma just-- Ranma? Mister Saotome! Where's Ranma!? So tough-- Honestly-- Ranma! Hurry, Mr.
Saotome! - What are we hurrying FOR!? - No time! C'mon! I'm gonna find out who "she" is! Rush! Son-in-law is in great danger! That awful! What I feared worst has occurred! So "she" isn't Shampoo after all.
What's going on here? Later! Don't let them get away! I know they came this way! Ranma! Ranma's with.
.
.
Ranma!? It's all because of Happosai's incense? Mr.
Happy always do bad thing.
I've observed Ranma every night since I smelled that incense.
.
.
and my premonitions proved correct.
But it couldn't have happened unless Ranma himself willed it.
Then I'll just stay a girl for life! If Ranma considered abandoning his male side for but an instant.
.
.
suddenly another personality, the female Ranma, was born.
That no good for me! As a father, I now have two children to look after.
The male Ranma will him wed Akane and inherit the dojo.
The female Ranma will catch a rich husband.
Yes! I'll have it made in the shade! All right! I'm willing to fight! Shampoo fight, too! No! This isn't an enemy you can defeat! She's gone! Just like Dracula! Ranma! Ranma! Ranma, hang in there! - Ranma, I here for you! - Do you mind!? This is a terrible development.
How could it have happened? Did Ranma do something to deserve his awful fate, Saotome? Of course not, Tendo.
I heard it was some cowardly trick.
Is that so? Another me.
A separate girl of me.
What happened? All humans have a good side and an evil side.
The female Ranma represents your evil side.
So the evil side took the form of the girl-Ranma, and escaped.
It seems that way.
What will happen to him now? They're attracted to each other-- That's enough of that! You're darn right it is! Not funny! J-Just kidding! You know, a joke? Soon the male Ranma will be the slave of the evil side.
Is poor, poor Ranma! To start, we have to make sure Ranma stays away from Ranma! But how? I have an idea! Ranma, my love-- It hurts, Ranma, my love! How could you do this to me!? Ranma, my love! You mustn't, Son-in-law! That is the devil, calling you to your damnation! Don't go, Ranma! Ranma! Ranma! He's our man! Ranma, my love! You'll have to return to Ranma's body.
I just wanted to see the all-woman Ranma.
But my foresight failed me.
Forgive me, Ranma! W-What? If you grant me one teeny favor, you can have the bra I'm wearin'.
Vile temptress! Why didn't you say so? - Grandpa! - What you doing!? It may be selfish, but I'm worth it! Ranma, my love! Ranma, my love! Ranma! Ranma! - Ranma, what about your promise!? - Ranma! - We're coming, boy! - Ranma! Ranma, my love! How happy I am to be by your side.
They seem like a perfect couple.
They're the same person.
They have so much in common.
- Of course.
- Don't praise them! Ranma, my love, I want to be like this forever! I'm so happy.
She's all over him! Will you two cut it out!? Ranma! I didn't raise you to become a monster! Ranma! I didn't choose a monster to marry my daughter! Ranma, please.
You've got to wake up!! Ranma? Shampoo!? When did you--? Ranma? Here.
Ranma? What's everybody doin' out here? Thanks to me, you back to self! Thank goodness! Take this! Stop right there! You got some bad habits! Hurray! Ranma, my love.
.
.
S-Save me-- No.
Stay back! Ranma, my love!! Ranma, my love!! Ranma, my love!! Ranma-- S-She disappeared.
Even death won't stop me! Girlie-Ranma, come to papa! I ain't fallin' for the same trick twice.
Ranma-- This time, I'm gonna make YOU smell this putrid stuff! - What.
.
.
- O-Oh no!
It suddenly starts raining and my luck runs out.
Sorry to make you pay! Hey, can't you eat with a little more class? - Why? - You're a girl! Remember? You're right.
I couldn't eat this stuff as a guy.
Girls got it nice, eatin' all the fancy stuff.
Then just be a girl forever.
Great idea! P-Please have another.
On me, of course.
You mean for free!? Goody.
Akane! Wait up! What're ya mad at? Why did they give the free stuff to YOU!? Everybody judges looks differently.
I just look better.
C'mon, hold up! Hey, good-lookin'-- What now!? Wanna cuppa coffee or somethin'? I'm dyin' for a fruit parfait.
It's yours.
Then you're on! Akane, it's his treat! Honestly! What is that moron thinking!? I sympathize with Ranma.
Us girls have it easier.
Do you think so? All of my friends make sure the guy pays.
None of the girls spends their own money! Oh my.
I hate that! As a father, no daughter of mine should become like that.
P-Pops! As a father, I want you to milk it for all it's worth! But remember a share for the man who raised you! Umm.
.
.
Saotome? This is the second time today I changed to a girl.
But I get the feeling you're looking better as a girl.
You think so? Then I'll just stay a girl for life! You're making me sick! So ya wanna be a girl, eh? How long I've waited for this moment! No matter how much I wanted to use it, it wouldn't have worked! But now that the male Ranma realizes the value of the female.
.
.
I can finally separate the two sides! An omen.
Something bad's about to happen.
It worked! A technique handed down through 3000 years of Chinese history! Founding School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
.
.
Personality Splitter Technique! Ranma, you will live as a girl forever! You will never be a man again! And in return for this favor, you'll have to do me a favor! Put this on! C'mon.
Put it on.
I'm waiting.
Go ahead! That's strange.
Why didn't she obey me? Ranma? I-It's a monster! Who're you calling a monster!? What's that smell? You haven't been using Personality Splitter incense? I hope it's just my imagination-- Ranma, my love? Ranma, my love? Ranma, my love? What's up? Ranma, my love? Y-You're-- Ranma! I knew you'd come to see the man who gave you life! Yeah.
.
.
gimme some of that girlie free food.
.
.
Ranma, my love.
.
.
Come.
Let us go.
Come.
Honestly-- I'm coming in! Ranma, what are you doing!? We're going to be late! - Lemme sleep-- - What's your problem? Come on! R-Ranma-- What happened to you!? Tell me! - So cute! - D-Don't say that about me.
She really is the cutest.
Who's this "she"!? You don't mean Shampoo!? It's a secret.
She really is the cutest.
It's a secret.
W-What was that!? That's Ranma's room! It was you, Grandpa! R-Ranma just-- Ranma? Mister Saotome! Where's Ranma!? So tough-- Honestly-- Ranma! Hurry, Mr.
Saotome! - What are we hurrying FOR!? - No time! C'mon! I'm gonna find out who "she" is! Rush! Son-in-law is in great danger! That awful! What I feared worst has occurred! So "she" isn't Shampoo after all.
What's going on here? Later! Don't let them get away! I know they came this way! Ranma! Ranma's with.
.
.
Ranma!? It's all because of Happosai's incense? Mr.
Happy always do bad thing.
I've observed Ranma every night since I smelled that incense.
.
.
and my premonitions proved correct.
But it couldn't have happened unless Ranma himself willed it.
Then I'll just stay a girl for life! If Ranma considered abandoning his male side for but an instant.
.
.
suddenly another personality, the female Ranma, was born.
That no good for me! As a father, I now have two children to look after.
The male Ranma will him wed Akane and inherit the dojo.
The female Ranma will catch a rich husband.
Yes! I'll have it made in the shade! All right! I'm willing to fight! Shampoo fight, too! No! This isn't an enemy you can defeat! She's gone! Just like Dracula! Ranma! Ranma! Ranma, hang in there! - Ranma, I here for you! - Do you mind!? This is a terrible development.
How could it have happened? Did Ranma do something to deserve his awful fate, Saotome? Of course not, Tendo.
I heard it was some cowardly trick.
Is that so? Another me.
A separate girl of me.
What happened? All humans have a good side and an evil side.
The female Ranma represents your evil side.
So the evil side took the form of the girl-Ranma, and escaped.
It seems that way.
What will happen to him now? They're attracted to each other-- That's enough of that! You're darn right it is! Not funny! J-Just kidding! You know, a joke? Soon the male Ranma will be the slave of the evil side.
Is poor, poor Ranma! To start, we have to make sure Ranma stays away from Ranma! But how? I have an idea! Ranma, my love-- It hurts, Ranma, my love! How could you do this to me!? Ranma, my love! You mustn't, Son-in-law! That is the devil, calling you to your damnation! Don't go, Ranma! Ranma! Ranma! He's our man! Ranma, my love! You'll have to return to Ranma's body.
I just wanted to see the all-woman Ranma.
But my foresight failed me.
Forgive me, Ranma! W-What? If you grant me one teeny favor, you can have the bra I'm wearin'.
Vile temptress! Why didn't you say so? - Grandpa! - What you doing!? It may be selfish, but I'm worth it! Ranma, my love! Ranma, my love! Ranma! Ranma! - Ranma, what about your promise!? - Ranma! - We're coming, boy! - Ranma! Ranma, my love! How happy I am to be by your side.
They seem like a perfect couple.
They're the same person.
They have so much in common.
- Of course.
- Don't praise them! Ranma, my love, I want to be like this forever! I'm so happy.
She's all over him! Will you two cut it out!? Ranma! I didn't raise you to become a monster! Ranma! I didn't choose a monster to marry my daughter! Ranma, please.
You've got to wake up!! Ranma? Shampoo!? When did you--? Ranma? Here.
Ranma? What's everybody doin' out here? Thanks to me, you back to self! Thank goodness! Take this! Stop right there! You got some bad habits! Hurray! Ranma, my love.
.
.
S-Save me-- No.
Stay back! Ranma, my love!! Ranma, my love!! Ranma, my love!! Ranma-- S-She disappeared.
Even death won't stop me! Girlie-Ranma, come to papa! I ain't fallin' for the same trick twice.
Ranma-- This time, I'm gonna make YOU smell this putrid stuff! - What.
.
.
- O-Oh no!