Ranma 12 s01e65 Episode Script
Episode 65
- 'Morning! - 'Morning! - 'Morning! - 'Morning.
Isn't Ranma with you, as usual? He overslept, so I left him.
Dirty Akane! She coulda yelled louder and woken me! I'm late! Good morning, everybody.
How are you? I fine, have plenty, plenty fight! And so, for all you students, I have nodder big present! Come, good boys and good girls! Hurry up, hurry up! For what? He's up to no good again.
What's our new haircut? Very suspicious, very bad.
Keep open mind, and always respect other! No forget.
And so--! Statue of me! Whenever you pass, stop an' bow down to statue! - On ground! - That's so dumb! Nobody does that anymore! The principal big man.
Obey nicely! Made it, yesss! - Oh, my god! - Yaay.
- That'll teach ya! - That's our Ranma! - It's gonna be a beautiful day! - Hah? It's gonna be fine.
Damn that Ranma Saotome! He gonna pay! Welcome! Come een, come een! Eenside.
What is it you want? You t'ink you better den Big Principal? So? Mistah Kuno! You very, very wonderful student! You make school loud-- No-no-no! I mean, proud! I know all that.
Do favor for me, great one, Mistah Kuno.
I want you be my right-hand man.
Let's see.
"Kuno Tatewaki is named captain in charge of school discipline.
" "Signed, Furinkan High School Principal on this day.
.
.
" No hurt me! Laughable! As if you could buy Tatewaki Kuno with this--! Girls dig men in power.
Girls? Look at that hair! Cut it! Forgive me, sir! Kuno! I love you! You're so gallant! I could faint.
Well? I accept this commission.
I knew you come through.
Ugh! What's this?! Take it away! - Here's another one! - Can I transfer out? - Geez, the sculptor should be shot.
- Downright sickening.
Bow down! On your knees! Bow down! - Bow down to me! - Hands off ! Huh? You're a teacher.
.
.
? - Then that's one, too! - What's going on?! Don't hurt us! I've got a wife and kids to feed.
We'll be fired, unless we obey! - Wimps.
You don't deserve our pity.
- Ranma! - Ranma! - Akane! What's wrong? It's awful! The kendo club's backing the principal! They are?! Hey, look! Yo, Kuno.
Show more respect, Ranma Saotome.
Mark me well! Here am I, Special Captain of School Discipline.
.
.
SD Captain, for short, Tatewaki Kuno at your service! So whaddya want? A medal? Silence!! So what does the SD--whatever, do? Wretch! Is this how you ask a question?! Due to your limited mental capacity, I shall explain carefully.
The SD Captain restores discipline, lacking in this school, of late! You sure were quick to dump us for that whacko principal.
You fool.
I'm moved by nothing other than my purest love for this school.
Love for our school? That's news to me.
Silence, Ranma Saotome! To have a beautiful fiancee still in high school.
.
.
is surely immoral! It must be stopped! Who's immoral, you?! You feel no shame for your wicked ways! Get him, men! Dirty principal! Turning Kuno and his boys on me--! Stop it! The principal's just using you! Fear not, Akane Tendo.
When Kuno is dead, I shall take his place as SD Captain.
And together, we shall make this school--! I'm the next captain! Be mine, Akane Tendo! I'M the next captain! What losers.
Stupid keeds.
Tatewaki Kuno still lives! Ranma Saotome! Fight me! Sure, but if you're so worried about "morals".
.
.
shouldn't you straighten somebody else out first? Another great haul! Happosai! Akaneee! Filthy lecher! Heaven's retribution! Oh, no! My precious collection! Hurry up and set this lech straight.
Ranma! You'll pay for this! - Sez YOU! - Hah! - Ranma! - The fool.
Bravo! Oh, wonderful, fantastic.
Grandpa very strong! Hah? I want you be head coach and train SD Captain Tatewaki Kuno! What?! I wouldn't advise it.
The pervert only likes girls' underwear.
Why would he train Kuno? Fine.
I'll train him.
I refuse to be your student! Don't be impatient.
I shall train you well.
With proper training, this man, Ranma.
.
.
could well become your strongest foe.
Kuno?! Aside! I, Tatewaki Kuno, am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High.
I would rather die than call an odious lecher, "Teacher"! Ranma Saotome! I shall await you behind the gym.
Understood?! Right! This sword will fell you! Shouldn't you give it up? I want to.
But Kuno's so excited, I can't disappoint him.
I like this pink number best from tonight's haul.
What's the idea?! After all that big talk, you got beat up by Ranma? I accept your offer to train me.
I thought you would rather die? Hold your tongue! Train me! Very well! We start tomorrow! Master's going to train Ranma's rival? He's dangerous.
Master knows all of Ranma's moves.
But Kuno refused Happosai's offer.
Still, I'm surprised the old lech agreed to take him on.
Didn't you get Grandfather Happosai mad again? No way! Why should I get on his bad side?! The Master's a difficult man.
He lives only to harass others.
What a despicable nature! He's a disgrace to all martial artists! I'm crushed! - Grandfather-- - How cruel! No wonder they say, "Children never understand their parents!" Why should I turn against Ranma, my favorite pupil?! I only wanted to make him a stronger fighter.
Can't you understand that?! Master! Please forgive us! We were foolish! Ranma, Kuno asked me to train him.
He did?! If he should defeat you under my tutelage.
.
.
you'll wear one of these! You WISH! Prepare yourself, Ranma.
Hi, Tatewaki Kuno.
Let's train now.
I counting on you.
Don't bother.
I shall defeat Ranma Saotome, regardless! Don't worry.
What advice have you for me, Teacher? What you lack is speed.
You must have speed, if you wish to defeat Ranma.
Show me now, then.
Come! Not so fast! Fight me and you'll lose not only speed, but your life, too.
So then-- Know what this is? No! Will you THINK, fool?! This is my secret "Speed of Light" powder.
- "Speed of Light"? - What? If you drink it.
.
.
the speed of light and the grace of a swallow will be all yours.
- All mine? - Bruddah! Sold! It's free? You're in training! Earn it! Here! What's this? It's a map leading to three clues to the secret powder.
Fine.
I shall send Sasuke at once-- You're in training! Go yourself ! "50 paces to the east.
" "15 paces south.
" "Then open the door, and up on the ceiling--" Don't get excited! I can explain--! You see, I--! Very bad! SD Captain not discipline himself ! - Now it's my turn.
- Hah? Aren't you supposed to be stopping this kind of thing?! It's a mistake! I only want--! - I have it! - Pervert! Get down! "Captain of School Discipline, " hah! We'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget! - That's MY job! - Quiet! - That dirty old man was bad enough! - We'll teach you--! So long! It's not my fault! Maybe this pervert be--? Sweet! My ancestor?! Curse you, old man! You dare trifle with me?! Couldn't you put this somewhere else?! Fool! - Do you want the powder, or not?! - I do! Then overcome all obstacles to secure it! Then will you have speed of light and grace of a swallow! To defeat Ranma.
If I defeat Saotome--! Kuno, you're wonderful! So gallant! I could faint! Here I come, girls! Bath House Creep! What're you doing?! No! I didn't come to peep--! - Get out! - There it is! It's mine! The second clue! - I suffer for love!! - Get a grip! Get out! Aa! An underwear thief ! Call the police! The third clue is in here, somewhere.
Is this it? You, there! What're you doing? Underwear--! Come with me! - It's for fencing practice--! - Oh, sure, sure.
Don't you believe me?! How CAN I?! I've got evidence right here--! - Huh?! It's gone--! - Carry on! Yes, sir! Is Ranma Saotome here?! Right here, man.
My challenge.
"Meet me in the schoolyard after school.
" "Signed, the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, Tatewaki Kuno.
" Why'd you bother writing it out? Akane Tendo.
Forgive me for not taking you in my arms yet.
When I have defeated Saotome.
.
.
you shall have crimson roses and my passionate lips! - Uh, no, thanks! - Be patient.
- Can you win? - Did I ever lose to Kuno? Come, Saotome! Where'd he get that speed?! You're no match for me now.
You just caught me off guard.
Imagine, the dirt under my fingernails worked.
Fingernails--?! I thought it'd just give him diarrhea.
Popping-Chestnut Fists! Hah! This is nothing compared to the onslaught of enraged females! No more foolin' around! Whirlwind Sword! Ranma! He's over the water fountain! I thought he was just a fanatic, but perhaps I was wrong-- Soon, you'll be out of your misery! Die! Pig-tailed Girl! Kuno! I want your wooden sword! To hold against my breast, as I think of you! Against your breast?! The secret must be in his sword.
Gotta get it away-- Forgive me, Pig-tailed Girl.
Not even to you, can I give this, my samurai soul.
Take, instead, my feverish lips! - Ranma-- - Thanks.
Pig-tailed Girl-- 'Smatter, Kuno? Wretch, Saotome! Where is the Pig-tailed Girl?! How dare you ruin our tender moment--?!! Dammit.
I can't keep dodgin' him much longer! You wretch! Stand and fight like a man! Thanks to my instruction.
.
.
Kuno's latent powers have blossomed to the fullest! I'm sure of it! And the fingernail dirt he drank--? It must have helped a little.
I'm a master of fisticuffs.
My ancestor! Could Ranma lose to Kuno? No--! Fight!! I gotta find a way to block his blows.
Here goes-- Akane Tendo and the Pig-tailed Girl! I'll take care of them both! His power only comes from a full frontal attack.
I'll just wait till the last minute--! Rats! Whirlwind Sword! Ranma!! I'm losin' it!! My stomach--! - He did it! - Omigawd! What happened, Kuno? Thank heaven, Ranma! Magnificent! How strong you've become under my tutelage! I'm not stronger.
Kuno suddenly keeled over.
But why? My stomach.
Could it have been that powder I drank? The fingernail dirt no help you? Fingernail dirt?! Blast you, evil troll.
You dare make sport of Tatewaki Kuno a second time? You'll pay.
Urk.
But you couldn't handle Kuno's lightning-fast blows.
I've never seen him move like that.
It was terrific.
How come? It's probably because Kuno was dying for your hot kiss.
Wasn't it due to the power of my fingernail dirt? - No! - No way! Though I die, Akane Tendo, my love for you will never-- Blast.
Too late! Oh, my god!! Damn on you, Ranma! I keep making statues! Bow-down! - Very good! - Bow-down! Good-- I not student! I principal! Headmaster! - No hit headmaster! - Bow-down!
Isn't Ranma with you, as usual? He overslept, so I left him.
Dirty Akane! She coulda yelled louder and woken me! I'm late! Good morning, everybody.
How are you? I fine, have plenty, plenty fight! And so, for all you students, I have nodder big present! Come, good boys and good girls! Hurry up, hurry up! For what? He's up to no good again.
What's our new haircut? Very suspicious, very bad.
Keep open mind, and always respect other! No forget.
And so--! Statue of me! Whenever you pass, stop an' bow down to statue! - On ground! - That's so dumb! Nobody does that anymore! The principal big man.
Obey nicely! Made it, yesss! - Oh, my god! - Yaay.
- That'll teach ya! - That's our Ranma! - It's gonna be a beautiful day! - Hah? It's gonna be fine.
Damn that Ranma Saotome! He gonna pay! Welcome! Come een, come een! Eenside.
What is it you want? You t'ink you better den Big Principal? So? Mistah Kuno! You very, very wonderful student! You make school loud-- No-no-no! I mean, proud! I know all that.
Do favor for me, great one, Mistah Kuno.
I want you be my right-hand man.
Let's see.
"Kuno Tatewaki is named captain in charge of school discipline.
" "Signed, Furinkan High School Principal on this day.
.
.
" No hurt me! Laughable! As if you could buy Tatewaki Kuno with this--! Girls dig men in power.
Girls? Look at that hair! Cut it! Forgive me, sir! Kuno! I love you! You're so gallant! I could faint.
Well? I accept this commission.
I knew you come through.
Ugh! What's this?! Take it away! - Here's another one! - Can I transfer out? - Geez, the sculptor should be shot.
- Downright sickening.
Bow down! On your knees! Bow down! - Bow down to me! - Hands off ! Huh? You're a teacher.
.
.
? - Then that's one, too! - What's going on?! Don't hurt us! I've got a wife and kids to feed.
We'll be fired, unless we obey! - Wimps.
You don't deserve our pity.
- Ranma! - Ranma! - Akane! What's wrong? It's awful! The kendo club's backing the principal! They are?! Hey, look! Yo, Kuno.
Show more respect, Ranma Saotome.
Mark me well! Here am I, Special Captain of School Discipline.
.
.
SD Captain, for short, Tatewaki Kuno at your service! So whaddya want? A medal? Silence!! So what does the SD--whatever, do? Wretch! Is this how you ask a question?! Due to your limited mental capacity, I shall explain carefully.
The SD Captain restores discipline, lacking in this school, of late! You sure were quick to dump us for that whacko principal.
You fool.
I'm moved by nothing other than my purest love for this school.
Love for our school? That's news to me.
Silence, Ranma Saotome! To have a beautiful fiancee still in high school.
.
.
is surely immoral! It must be stopped! Who's immoral, you?! You feel no shame for your wicked ways! Get him, men! Dirty principal! Turning Kuno and his boys on me--! Stop it! The principal's just using you! Fear not, Akane Tendo.
When Kuno is dead, I shall take his place as SD Captain.
And together, we shall make this school--! I'm the next captain! Be mine, Akane Tendo! I'M the next captain! What losers.
Stupid keeds.
Tatewaki Kuno still lives! Ranma Saotome! Fight me! Sure, but if you're so worried about "morals".
.
.
shouldn't you straighten somebody else out first? Another great haul! Happosai! Akaneee! Filthy lecher! Heaven's retribution! Oh, no! My precious collection! Hurry up and set this lech straight.
Ranma! You'll pay for this! - Sez YOU! - Hah! - Ranma! - The fool.
Bravo! Oh, wonderful, fantastic.
Grandpa very strong! Hah? I want you be head coach and train SD Captain Tatewaki Kuno! What?! I wouldn't advise it.
The pervert only likes girls' underwear.
Why would he train Kuno? Fine.
I'll train him.
I refuse to be your student! Don't be impatient.
I shall train you well.
With proper training, this man, Ranma.
.
.
could well become your strongest foe.
Kuno?! Aside! I, Tatewaki Kuno, am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High.
I would rather die than call an odious lecher, "Teacher"! Ranma Saotome! I shall await you behind the gym.
Understood?! Right! This sword will fell you! Shouldn't you give it up? I want to.
But Kuno's so excited, I can't disappoint him.
I like this pink number best from tonight's haul.
What's the idea?! After all that big talk, you got beat up by Ranma? I accept your offer to train me.
I thought you would rather die? Hold your tongue! Train me! Very well! We start tomorrow! Master's going to train Ranma's rival? He's dangerous.
Master knows all of Ranma's moves.
But Kuno refused Happosai's offer.
Still, I'm surprised the old lech agreed to take him on.
Didn't you get Grandfather Happosai mad again? No way! Why should I get on his bad side?! The Master's a difficult man.
He lives only to harass others.
What a despicable nature! He's a disgrace to all martial artists! I'm crushed! - Grandfather-- - How cruel! No wonder they say, "Children never understand their parents!" Why should I turn against Ranma, my favorite pupil?! I only wanted to make him a stronger fighter.
Can't you understand that?! Master! Please forgive us! We were foolish! Ranma, Kuno asked me to train him.
He did?! If he should defeat you under my tutelage.
.
.
you'll wear one of these! You WISH! Prepare yourself, Ranma.
Hi, Tatewaki Kuno.
Let's train now.
I counting on you.
Don't bother.
I shall defeat Ranma Saotome, regardless! Don't worry.
What advice have you for me, Teacher? What you lack is speed.
You must have speed, if you wish to defeat Ranma.
Show me now, then.
Come! Not so fast! Fight me and you'll lose not only speed, but your life, too.
So then-- Know what this is? No! Will you THINK, fool?! This is my secret "Speed of Light" powder.
- "Speed of Light"? - What? If you drink it.
.
.
the speed of light and the grace of a swallow will be all yours.
- All mine? - Bruddah! Sold! It's free? You're in training! Earn it! Here! What's this? It's a map leading to three clues to the secret powder.
Fine.
I shall send Sasuke at once-- You're in training! Go yourself ! "50 paces to the east.
" "15 paces south.
" "Then open the door, and up on the ceiling--" Don't get excited! I can explain--! You see, I--! Very bad! SD Captain not discipline himself ! - Now it's my turn.
- Hah? Aren't you supposed to be stopping this kind of thing?! It's a mistake! I only want--! - I have it! - Pervert! Get down! "Captain of School Discipline, " hah! We'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget! - That's MY job! - Quiet! - That dirty old man was bad enough! - We'll teach you--! So long! It's not my fault! Maybe this pervert be--? Sweet! My ancestor?! Curse you, old man! You dare trifle with me?! Couldn't you put this somewhere else?! Fool! - Do you want the powder, or not?! - I do! Then overcome all obstacles to secure it! Then will you have speed of light and grace of a swallow! To defeat Ranma.
If I defeat Saotome--! Kuno, you're wonderful! So gallant! I could faint! Here I come, girls! Bath House Creep! What're you doing?! No! I didn't come to peep--! - Get out! - There it is! It's mine! The second clue! - I suffer for love!! - Get a grip! Get out! Aa! An underwear thief ! Call the police! The third clue is in here, somewhere.
Is this it? You, there! What're you doing? Underwear--! Come with me! - It's for fencing practice--! - Oh, sure, sure.
Don't you believe me?! How CAN I?! I've got evidence right here--! - Huh?! It's gone--! - Carry on! Yes, sir! Is Ranma Saotome here?! Right here, man.
My challenge.
"Meet me in the schoolyard after school.
" "Signed, the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, Tatewaki Kuno.
" Why'd you bother writing it out? Akane Tendo.
Forgive me for not taking you in my arms yet.
When I have defeated Saotome.
.
.
you shall have crimson roses and my passionate lips! - Uh, no, thanks! - Be patient.
- Can you win? - Did I ever lose to Kuno? Come, Saotome! Where'd he get that speed?! You're no match for me now.
You just caught me off guard.
Imagine, the dirt under my fingernails worked.
Fingernails--?! I thought it'd just give him diarrhea.
Popping-Chestnut Fists! Hah! This is nothing compared to the onslaught of enraged females! No more foolin' around! Whirlwind Sword! Ranma! He's over the water fountain! I thought he was just a fanatic, but perhaps I was wrong-- Soon, you'll be out of your misery! Die! Pig-tailed Girl! Kuno! I want your wooden sword! To hold against my breast, as I think of you! Against your breast?! The secret must be in his sword.
Gotta get it away-- Forgive me, Pig-tailed Girl.
Not even to you, can I give this, my samurai soul.
Take, instead, my feverish lips! - Ranma-- - Thanks.
Pig-tailed Girl-- 'Smatter, Kuno? Wretch, Saotome! Where is the Pig-tailed Girl?! How dare you ruin our tender moment--?!! Dammit.
I can't keep dodgin' him much longer! You wretch! Stand and fight like a man! Thanks to my instruction.
.
.
Kuno's latent powers have blossomed to the fullest! I'm sure of it! And the fingernail dirt he drank--? It must have helped a little.
I'm a master of fisticuffs.
My ancestor! Could Ranma lose to Kuno? No--! Fight!! I gotta find a way to block his blows.
Here goes-- Akane Tendo and the Pig-tailed Girl! I'll take care of them both! His power only comes from a full frontal attack.
I'll just wait till the last minute--! Rats! Whirlwind Sword! Ranma!! I'm losin' it!! My stomach--! - He did it! - Omigawd! What happened, Kuno? Thank heaven, Ranma! Magnificent! How strong you've become under my tutelage! I'm not stronger.
Kuno suddenly keeled over.
But why? My stomach.
Could it have been that powder I drank? The fingernail dirt no help you? Fingernail dirt?! Blast you, evil troll.
You dare make sport of Tatewaki Kuno a second time? You'll pay.
Urk.
But you couldn't handle Kuno's lightning-fast blows.
I've never seen him move like that.
It was terrific.
How come? It's probably because Kuno was dying for your hot kiss.
Wasn't it due to the power of my fingernail dirt? - No! - No way! Though I die, Akane Tendo, my love for you will never-- Blast.
Too late! Oh, my god!! Damn on you, Ranma! I keep making statues! Bow-down! - Very good! - Bow-down! Good-- I not student! I principal! Headmaster! - No hit headmaster! - Bow-down!