Ranma 12 s01e74 Episode Script
Episode 74
C'mere, ya dirty pervert! Ya ain't gettin' away this time! Nyaah! Maybe I'll listen to you in a hundred years! Will ya quit pulling your nasty pranks?! I'll teach you! I'll just borrow this--! The secret move of the Anything- Goes School of Martial Arts.
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Happo-Fire Burst! That'll teach him! The Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts' Happo-Fire Burst? A formidable move! You dirty pervert! Bringing cold water in when I'm takin' a bath--! What's the idea, ya creep?! C'mere! C'mere! With all this going on.
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With all this going on.
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Can the Anything-Goes Martial Arts School ever survive?! Excuse me! It's company.
Hi! Father, it's someone who wants to be your student.
I am Soun Tendo, the head of this training hall.
Are you the one who wishes to be my student? I am Heita Genji.
I must learn the Anything-Goes style of martial arts.
Please make me your student.
Why did you choose the Anything-Goes style? I saw Master Happosai's technique today and found it very impressive! I must train here to become as great a fighter as Master Happosai.
Y-You shouldn't-- What? You want to be my student? Great Master?! What's with this guy? The training is difficult! Are you prepared? Yes, I shall do anything in order to be strong! Good! Then train hard.
Master, where are you going? Allow me to join you! N-No, Heita! You'll interfere with Master's training! I see! I should have known! It's his daily training? I shall devote all my passion.
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to mastering the Anything-Goes martial arts techniques! D-Do you admire our Anything-Goes school so much--? (sigh) (I'm touched) Oh, joy! Father, isn't that nice? Miss.
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? Do they allow you to keep pet pandas in Tokyo? You see, the panda is.
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um-- Pop and I are livin' here.
Wanna make somethin' of it? You're the one the Grand Master beat up this afternoon, aren't you? I wouldn't ask you to let me stay here for nothing.
Please accept this.
- T-This is--! - Rice! We can use this! I can bring all you want! It's grown in my village.
Heita Genji! You are now accepted into the Tendo Training Hall! Thank you, sir! Come right inside! Excuse me.
Should you just let a guy like that into the school? He might be better than someone who gives nothing.
- Whaddya mean? - Nothing.
What an uncute remark! Now you try it.
Since our martial-arts style is used in actual fighting.
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the most important exercise is shouting.
This exercise increases your shouting ability.
But I want to learn the Great Master's moves.
You needn't learn those now.
Right.
First, learn the basics.
This school is complex, indeed! Allow me to do my usual warm-up exercises.
- Very diligent! - What do you do? Nothing difficult.
Will you join me, sirs? Is that so--? My, my.
It's leaking quite badly.
The hall will be damaged if it's not repaired.
I guess that's the end of today's session.
I shall repair the roof ! Heita! - What're you doing? - I'm fixing the leak in the roof.
You should wait until the rain stops.
Did my father make you? No, I offered to do it.
Besides, if I fix it right away, I can train even on rainy days.
You're a hard worker, Heita.
T-That's not so, Miss.
- Heita! Thank you, that's enough! - Ok! Heita! Are you all right, Heita? This is nothing! After all, they call me Happy-Go-Lucky Heita! Hahaa! Too much! I can't concentrate! Heita Genji! I order you to move into the room of Genma and Ranma Saotome! Why does he hafta share our room? Freeloaders can't be picky.
Bear it, Ranma.
Why, Heita, that's nice of you.
It's only right that I help! Heita works so hard.
He's such a big help.
I guess that's what they mean by "gentle giant.
" Men like him are rare.
Why not forget Ranma and marry Heita instead? - Hey--! - Don't you think it's a good idea? Nabiki, you shouldn't speak so carelessly.
Right, Akane? That's not what I meant! Should you let her say such things, Ranma? - I don't care.
- But what will happen to us? I pity him bein' married to a macho chick like Akane! He better train hard and get strong! What?! Wait a minute, Ranma! Ranma! Stop, I said! Akane! Look out! Ryoga! C'mon out! Ranma! Prepare to die! This is for Akane! YOU threw that umbrella! You're finished! Rats! W-Who are you?! Ryoga, Akane told me about your problems with Ranma.
So what? Ryoga, you're only young once.
You shouldn't waste this important time in life.
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to hate and chase Ranma around! You have other things in life that you should be doing! Other things that I should be doing? That's what you should find in your youth! Youth comes only once.
You shouldn't waste it! That's right! He's absolutely right! And yet, I--I--! What've I been DOING all this time?! - Do you understand, Ryoga?! - W-What's with them? Let's race toward the setting sun! Fight, fight, fight, fight! Who can follow them? Are they stupid or somethin'?! A fine thing to say, when he saved your life.
That's ridiculous! I would've beaten Ryoga by now--! - Being stubborn is even stupider! - What?! Dammit! Macho chick, built like a brick--! Heita, have some breakfast.
I'll come after I finish here! What a hard worker! I shouldn't be taking his rice and making him work too.
Perhaps I should charge my other freeloaders rent.
S-Soun.
Have you forgotten your debt to me?! - Just joking.
- Tendo, are you're really joking? This is good.
Is it a new recipe, Kasumi? Heita cooked it.
Wow, Heita's even good at cooking.
I'm finished! At least it's better than Akane's cooking.
What?! Akane, Ranma, you mustn't fight! We're not fighting.
What's he so angry about? I bought the groceries! I'm starting to feel ashamed.
Not me.
With Heita here, we've lost our right to remain here.
Think so? At this rate, Akane might choose Heita over you.
So? If that happens, we'll have to take to the road again.
Follow Heita's example and make yourself useful around here! The Anything-Goes Martial Arts can be learned anywhere.
I don't care if we leave.
You and Akane's father arranged our marriage, anyway.
It won't bother me if Akane chooses Heita instead of me.
But we'll be homeless--! Pop! Ain't you complainin' because you don't wanna be homeless? That's right! Calm down, Ranma! Let's discuss this some more--! "Let's talk it over!" Heita's taking so long.
It's just not sukiyaki without beef.
I wonder if he got lost? Will you go see, Ranma? - I'm too hungry to move.
- I'll look for him.
- He'll come home on his own! - That's kind of mean! I'm home! See? He's back.
- It's here! - I could eat a horse! Me, too! Straight from the ranch! - Great! You're truly my student! - What's with you, anyway?! Pretty good practice.
With technique and speed no less than Ranma's.
Technique and speed are not enough.
It's spiritual strength above all else.
Shall we test them? Look! There's a pork bun! - Huh?! Where? Where?! - An opening! - Where's the bun?! Where?! - Er, Saotome.
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Where's the pork bun? You fool! How can you, the teacher, lose your concentration?! - But I love pork buns! - Inadequate wretch! Heita! You get a passing mark for not losing your concentration! Really, sir?! Then train with me, sir--! No! You need much more practice before I train with you! Come with me! Where's the pork bun?! Where? Where? Where? - Where is it?! - Saotome! Here.
What's this, sir? Everything must be done for spiritual strength! This is a test to further strengthen your concentration.
This is very important.
Watch and do as I do.
First, spread this out.
Gently.
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.
Pretty good for your first time.
Very becoming, too.
Really, sir? I feel like a burglar, somehow.
Don't say such a terrible thing! Come, time's a-wastin'! Wait for me! See, Heita? That building is your first training ground.
- The girls' locker room?! - Not so loud! Great Master, I'm sure the sign said "girls' locker room.
" Heita! What the Anything-Goes school truly seeks.
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is a sharpened attentiveness to sniff out the target! Sharpened attentiveness--? And the ability to judge the value of your target.
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with swiftness of judgment and action! Huh? What--? Even if you are the master, stealing is a crime! Absurd! Hurry up, they'll be back soon! - But-- - "But, " nothing! Yow.
So she says.
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"lgnore him.
Just leave.
" - But I feel sorry for the poor guy.
- Right! See? Don't you think? Say, do I detect a spark of interest--? - No--! No way! - Very suspicious.
- No way! - You're all so lucky.
I'm-- You greenhorn! - A pervert! - It's that old man again! He's incorrigible! Stop! You're mistaken--! Never lose heart! Have faith! What's the idea, sir?! Look at this! Due to your ineptitude, this was all I got today! What're you talking about?! It's wrong to steal underwear! It's a despicable act! Look, Heita.
Don't you think this is beautiful? So delicate! So lovely! This exquisite fabric caresses fair young skin like blossoms.
I daresay this is romantic! It's art! Now that you mention it, I can't deny that it's lovely.
If you understand, excellent.
Shall we move on then? BATHHOUSE A pervert! G-Great Master--! How did you do, Heita? Good work, Heita! Very good! Let's see.
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What?! Fool! You can't tell between the sublime and the disgusting! Forgive me, sir! Huh? Heita! Akane! A test to strengthen your concentration? I just can't do it.
In order to train with the Great Master.
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I must pass that test.
It must be very hard.
You can do it! I know you can! You've come this far already! Akane.
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? Have confidence! Anything's possible with a "can-do" attitude! Akane, thank you.
I'll do it! I'll keep trying! Right! That's the spirit! Pervert! Gone!! Every single pair?! I haven't any, either.
How strange that they all disappeared.
What's all the fuss so early in the morning? I hope you didn't steal our underwear?! I wouldn't take your underwear if you begged me! It's got to be the old pervert's doing! Dirty lech! Cut the act and give 'em back! The girls need them! My precious collection has all disappeared.
- Yours are gone, too? - You're not lying, are you? - Then who did it--? - Earthquake? - What was that? - In the garden! - Wha--?! - Geez.
- How terrible! - What happened? What's this? What the heck--?! Hey, those're mine! Those're my treasures! Who did this--? Akane! Great Master! Heita! Oh, sweet! Great Master, I did it! Magnificent! You are truly my disciple! You pass with flying colors! I'm seriously thinkin' of quitting the Anything-Goes school.
Why not marry Heita and take over the school? Ranma! Don't say that.
Get along with Akane.
Akane! Thanks to your encouragement, I passed the test! Please continue to help me.
I didn't mean to help in that way--! Say something, Ranma! Hey, Ranma! It's got to be me, after all.
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Happo-Fire Burst! That'll teach him! The Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts' Happo-Fire Burst? A formidable move! You dirty pervert! Bringing cold water in when I'm takin' a bath--! What's the idea, ya creep?! C'mere! C'mere! With all this going on.
.
.
With all this going on.
.
.
Can the Anything-Goes Martial Arts School ever survive?! Excuse me! It's company.
Hi! Father, it's someone who wants to be your student.
I am Soun Tendo, the head of this training hall.
Are you the one who wishes to be my student? I am Heita Genji.
I must learn the Anything-Goes style of martial arts.
Please make me your student.
Why did you choose the Anything-Goes style? I saw Master Happosai's technique today and found it very impressive! I must train here to become as great a fighter as Master Happosai.
Y-You shouldn't-- What? You want to be my student? Great Master?! What's with this guy? The training is difficult! Are you prepared? Yes, I shall do anything in order to be strong! Good! Then train hard.
Master, where are you going? Allow me to join you! N-No, Heita! You'll interfere with Master's training! I see! I should have known! It's his daily training? I shall devote all my passion.
.
.
to mastering the Anything-Goes martial arts techniques! D-Do you admire our Anything-Goes school so much--? (sigh) (I'm touched) Oh, joy! Father, isn't that nice? Miss.
.
.
? Do they allow you to keep pet pandas in Tokyo? You see, the panda is.
.
.
um-- Pop and I are livin' here.
Wanna make somethin' of it? You're the one the Grand Master beat up this afternoon, aren't you? I wouldn't ask you to let me stay here for nothing.
Please accept this.
- T-This is--! - Rice! We can use this! I can bring all you want! It's grown in my village.
Heita Genji! You are now accepted into the Tendo Training Hall! Thank you, sir! Come right inside! Excuse me.
Should you just let a guy like that into the school? He might be better than someone who gives nothing.
- Whaddya mean? - Nothing.
What an uncute remark! Now you try it.
Since our martial-arts style is used in actual fighting.
.
.
the most important exercise is shouting.
This exercise increases your shouting ability.
But I want to learn the Great Master's moves.
You needn't learn those now.
Right.
First, learn the basics.
This school is complex, indeed! Allow me to do my usual warm-up exercises.
- Very diligent! - What do you do? Nothing difficult.
Will you join me, sirs? Is that so--? My, my.
It's leaking quite badly.
The hall will be damaged if it's not repaired.
I guess that's the end of today's session.
I shall repair the roof ! Heita! - What're you doing? - I'm fixing the leak in the roof.
You should wait until the rain stops.
Did my father make you? No, I offered to do it.
Besides, if I fix it right away, I can train even on rainy days.
You're a hard worker, Heita.
T-That's not so, Miss.
- Heita! Thank you, that's enough! - Ok! Heita! Are you all right, Heita? This is nothing! After all, they call me Happy-Go-Lucky Heita! Hahaa! Too much! I can't concentrate! Heita Genji! I order you to move into the room of Genma and Ranma Saotome! Why does he hafta share our room? Freeloaders can't be picky.
Bear it, Ranma.
Why, Heita, that's nice of you.
It's only right that I help! Heita works so hard.
He's such a big help.
I guess that's what they mean by "gentle giant.
" Men like him are rare.
Why not forget Ranma and marry Heita instead? - Hey--! - Don't you think it's a good idea? Nabiki, you shouldn't speak so carelessly.
Right, Akane? That's not what I meant! Should you let her say such things, Ranma? - I don't care.
- But what will happen to us? I pity him bein' married to a macho chick like Akane! He better train hard and get strong! What?! Wait a minute, Ranma! Ranma! Stop, I said! Akane! Look out! Ryoga! C'mon out! Ranma! Prepare to die! This is for Akane! YOU threw that umbrella! You're finished! Rats! W-Who are you?! Ryoga, Akane told me about your problems with Ranma.
So what? Ryoga, you're only young once.
You shouldn't waste this important time in life.
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.
to hate and chase Ranma around! You have other things in life that you should be doing! Other things that I should be doing? That's what you should find in your youth! Youth comes only once.
You shouldn't waste it! That's right! He's absolutely right! And yet, I--I--! What've I been DOING all this time?! - Do you understand, Ryoga?! - W-What's with them? Let's race toward the setting sun! Fight, fight, fight, fight! Who can follow them? Are they stupid or somethin'?! A fine thing to say, when he saved your life.
That's ridiculous! I would've beaten Ryoga by now--! - Being stubborn is even stupider! - What?! Dammit! Macho chick, built like a brick--! Heita, have some breakfast.
I'll come after I finish here! What a hard worker! I shouldn't be taking his rice and making him work too.
Perhaps I should charge my other freeloaders rent.
S-Soun.
Have you forgotten your debt to me?! - Just joking.
- Tendo, are you're really joking? This is good.
Is it a new recipe, Kasumi? Heita cooked it.
Wow, Heita's even good at cooking.
I'm finished! At least it's better than Akane's cooking.
What?! Akane, Ranma, you mustn't fight! We're not fighting.
What's he so angry about? I bought the groceries! I'm starting to feel ashamed.
Not me.
With Heita here, we've lost our right to remain here.
Think so? At this rate, Akane might choose Heita over you.
So? If that happens, we'll have to take to the road again.
Follow Heita's example and make yourself useful around here! The Anything-Goes Martial Arts can be learned anywhere.
I don't care if we leave.
You and Akane's father arranged our marriage, anyway.
It won't bother me if Akane chooses Heita instead of me.
But we'll be homeless--! Pop! Ain't you complainin' because you don't wanna be homeless? That's right! Calm down, Ranma! Let's discuss this some more--! "Let's talk it over!" Heita's taking so long.
It's just not sukiyaki without beef.
I wonder if he got lost? Will you go see, Ranma? - I'm too hungry to move.
- I'll look for him.
- He'll come home on his own! - That's kind of mean! I'm home! See? He's back.
- It's here! - I could eat a horse! Me, too! Straight from the ranch! - Great! You're truly my student! - What's with you, anyway?! Pretty good practice.
With technique and speed no less than Ranma's.
Technique and speed are not enough.
It's spiritual strength above all else.
Shall we test them? Look! There's a pork bun! - Huh?! Where? Where?! - An opening! - Where's the bun?! Where?! - Er, Saotome.
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.
Where's the pork bun? You fool! How can you, the teacher, lose your concentration?! - But I love pork buns! - Inadequate wretch! Heita! You get a passing mark for not losing your concentration! Really, sir?! Then train with me, sir--! No! You need much more practice before I train with you! Come with me! Where's the pork bun?! Where? Where? Where? - Where is it?! - Saotome! Here.
What's this, sir? Everything must be done for spiritual strength! This is a test to further strengthen your concentration.
This is very important.
Watch and do as I do.
First, spread this out.
Gently.
.
.
Pretty good for your first time.
Very becoming, too.
Really, sir? I feel like a burglar, somehow.
Don't say such a terrible thing! Come, time's a-wastin'! Wait for me! See, Heita? That building is your first training ground.
- The girls' locker room?! - Not so loud! Great Master, I'm sure the sign said "girls' locker room.
" Heita! What the Anything-Goes school truly seeks.
.
.
is a sharpened attentiveness to sniff out the target! Sharpened attentiveness--? And the ability to judge the value of your target.
.
.
with swiftness of judgment and action! Huh? What--? Even if you are the master, stealing is a crime! Absurd! Hurry up, they'll be back soon! - But-- - "But, " nothing! Yow.
So she says.
.
.
"lgnore him.
Just leave.
" - But I feel sorry for the poor guy.
- Right! See? Don't you think? Say, do I detect a spark of interest--? - No--! No way! - Very suspicious.
- No way! - You're all so lucky.
I'm-- You greenhorn! - A pervert! - It's that old man again! He's incorrigible! Stop! You're mistaken--! Never lose heart! Have faith! What's the idea, sir?! Look at this! Due to your ineptitude, this was all I got today! What're you talking about?! It's wrong to steal underwear! It's a despicable act! Look, Heita.
Don't you think this is beautiful? So delicate! So lovely! This exquisite fabric caresses fair young skin like blossoms.
I daresay this is romantic! It's art! Now that you mention it, I can't deny that it's lovely.
If you understand, excellent.
Shall we move on then? BATHHOUSE A pervert! G-Great Master--! How did you do, Heita? Good work, Heita! Very good! Let's see.
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.
What?! Fool! You can't tell between the sublime and the disgusting! Forgive me, sir! Huh? Heita! Akane! A test to strengthen your concentration? I just can't do it.
In order to train with the Great Master.
.
.
I must pass that test.
It must be very hard.
You can do it! I know you can! You've come this far already! Akane.
.
.
? Have confidence! Anything's possible with a "can-do" attitude! Akane, thank you.
I'll do it! I'll keep trying! Right! That's the spirit! Pervert! Gone!! Every single pair?! I haven't any, either.
How strange that they all disappeared.
What's all the fuss so early in the morning? I hope you didn't steal our underwear?! I wouldn't take your underwear if you begged me! It's got to be the old pervert's doing! Dirty lech! Cut the act and give 'em back! The girls need them! My precious collection has all disappeared.
- Yours are gone, too? - You're not lying, are you? - Then who did it--? - Earthquake? - What was that? - In the garden! - Wha--?! - Geez.
- How terrible! - What happened? What's this? What the heck--?! Hey, those're mine! Those're my treasures! Who did this--? Akane! Great Master! Heita! Oh, sweet! Great Master, I did it! Magnificent! You are truly my disciple! You pass with flying colors! I'm seriously thinkin' of quitting the Anything-Goes school.
Why not marry Heita and take over the school? Ranma! Don't say that.
Get along with Akane.
Akane! Thanks to your encouragement, I passed the test! Please continue to help me.
I didn't mean to help in that way--! Say something, Ranma! Hey, Ranma! It's got to be me, after all.