Ranma 12 s01e78 Episode Script
Episode 78
Kuno.
.
.
Actually, I.
.
.
Iove.
.
.
You needn't say it, Akane Tendo.
I know.
I know exactly how you feel.
Kuno! Actually, I love you, too.
It's you, Pigtailed Girl? I know.
I know exactly how you feel.
This is the ideal! Two sweethearts! It's the very essence of youth! I'll never let you go.
Snuggle close to my manly chest! Sasuke.
.
.
It's you!! - Sasuke! Where are you?! - M-Master Kuno! Oh, no! Sasuke! Where are you?! Coming, Master! What were you doing, Sasuke?! I'm going to be late because you didn't wake me! Please forgive me! Forgive me! Enough! I'm going! Be careful.
You'll suffer a mishap in water.
What? Over here.
Intruder!! How dare you enter my house uninvited?! I am Gindo, a vagabond mountain priest.
I shall be staying here for a while.
Allow me to explain, Master Kuno! He is my childhood friend! If he's your friend, he may stay.
We underwent rigorous training and grew up together.
His specialty is fortunetelling.
He's quite accurate.
Please be careful.
Fortunetelling is only for women and children.
I don't believe in it.
But Gindo's predictions are accurate.
Master.
.
.
?! That's okay.
I haven't gotten it right yet.
By the way, Sasuke.
I'm hungry.
Isn't breakfast ready yet? This will never do! I'm going to be late.
Is this the mishap he spoke of? How absurd.
Easily avoided! You idiot! Didn't you see the sign?! It wasn't my fault!! You were right.
It's a good thing we brought umbrellas.
See? Listen to me and you'll never go wrong.
Huh? What's that? How careless of me.
I forgot my umbrella.
Well? It's bad! Now you'll have mishaps with women! Mishaps with women? That may well be.
I, Tatewaki Kuno, am surrounded by romance.
Mishaps with women? My side aches with laughter.
You could get appendicitis.
Get to a doctor quickly.
I thought you could help, so I listened to you.
I guess it was a waste of time.
Ginji! Was your prediction true? By the way, Sasuke, is dinner ready yet? Akane Tendo, Pigtailed Girl.
Akane Tendo, Pigtailed Girl.
Akene Tendo, Pigtailed-- Underwear thief ! Catch him! Whatta haul! Whatta haul! Master Kuno! Gindo, I believe in your predictions.
I'd like another reading.
What would you like to know? This! What good-looking girls.
Tell me about my future with these girls.
Fine.
By the way.
.
.
is dinner ready yet? Earn it!! What's wrong?! The fire's dying! Sasuke! Put more wood on the fire! I brought these just in case-- I see it! You do?! I see the girl that you must marry someday! She is--! She is--? With the rising sun, head southeast! Follow the first dog you see! Stop at the cigarette stand! Look at the sky! Follow something round and red! Is that it? Wait at the bridge.
The first girl to come from the other side.
.
.
will be your future bride! She's coming.
Will my lifelong mate be the Pigtailed Girl? Or Akane Tendo? It's got to be one of them.
And now, I'll know! I must prepare myself ! I must prepare.
.
.
! Which.
.
.
Which.
.
.
one is it?! She's here.
I take.
.
.
you for my wife.
Are you talking to me? That's right! Urkk! Where? Where? Where? Are you waiting for somebody? Why?! Why are YOU here?! For this.
I had to leave early to get a court.
See you.
I'll marry you.
.
.
if you ever feel like it.
Can this be my fate? He takes you for his wife?! What's going on? Who knows? Maybe he was proposing.
- What brought that on? - Who knows? - Ain't he up to somethin'?! - Dinner was great.
Don't worry.
Nothing will happen.
Everything's fine.
Good bye, Kuno.
We're heartbroken, but we must part.
Wait!! Akane Tendo! Pigtailed girl!! I can't give you up! Come back! Burn in hell! Why?! What crime have I committed?! You're leading three beautiful girls on! Cad! It's criminal! Only a dream.
.
.
? Why? Akane Tendo, the Pigtailed Girl and Nabiki Tendo-- Why can't I love all three of them? Is it my fate to marry Nabiki Tendo, after all? For shame!! It's unmanly to cling to the other two! I, Tatewaki Kuno, seventeen years old! The Blue Lightning of Furinkan High! Nabiki Tendo is the only girl for me! Whom do you love, Master Kuno? Akane Tendo, the Pigtailed Girl and Nabiki Tendo.
Wrong! I ask you once more : Whom do you love? Only Nabiki Tendo! Look, there's Akane! Where? Where?! Where, where?! Wrong! You must train harder, sir! How painful is fate.
Quiet During Test Can this feeling be love? Yes, it must be! This should do it! Extraordinary! I thank you, Sasuke.
Now you'll forget the Pigtailed Girl and Akane, won't you? By the way, what did you do with my other photos? Master Kuno! Your fate has been decided! Why ask such nonsense?! Y-You're right.
So be it! My true love will be Nabiki Tendo alone! No other women will distract me! Come on, Ranma, just for a little while.
No, thanks.
Girls never take just a "little" while to go shopping.
Why do you have to say that?! Akane Tendo.
.
.
Akane Tendo.
.
.
What.
.
.
is it, Kuno? Forgive me.
Just know that my love for you was real.
This is a small token of parting.
Think of me when you look at it! - Hey.
.
.
! - What're you talking about? Fate.
.
.
! It's fate.
My fate is to be with Nabiki Tendo.
What do you mean.
.
.
? Even if fate had so decreed.
.
.
I couldn't forget you or the Pigtailed Girl.
Go ahead, laugh at me for loving too well.
But that will all end today.
Saotome, bid farewell to the Pigtailed Girl for me.
I'm counting on you.
Akane Tendo, I wish you and the Pigtailed Girl a happy life!! This is fine! This is fine! Now I'll turn to a new love.
.
.
and head straight for her! I'm sure you were confused by my sudden outburst earlier.
When you said you'd take me for your wife? Y-Yes.
But we've never once gone out together.
Therefore.
.
.
I'd like to start with a daily-exchange diary.
I'd love some cake.
What do you say? Would you like to exchange thoughts in a diary? I suppose so.
I'm grateful to you, Nabiki Tendo! So here it is.
Write something, okay? Did you promise to do that with Kuno?! How could I refuse? He treated me to cake and soda! That's ridiculous! Write your OWN thoughts! Kuno seems to be pretty serious about this.
A daily-exchange diary? When I was young, I wrote in many diaries.
What millennium was that? Okay, write something for me, will you? Leave it to me! When I think of you, Sweet Thing, I can't sleep at night.
That sounds like fun! Lemme write somethin'! My dearest, darling Kuno, what color is your underwear? Of course, mine is colored "sweet"! You're impossible! Nabiki Tendo.
.
.
! Your icy gaze.
.
.
Your calm manner.
Your standoffish attitude.
Your personality is completely different.
.
.
from that of Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl.
Kuno! What're you waiting for? Get up and solve the problem! Yes! Kuno! Is that your answer? Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo What's going on, Nabiki? I had no idea! He's-- He's switched from Akane Tendo to Nabiki Tendo! Cease and desist! Nabiki Extra, extra! Tatewaki Kuno has switched from Akane Tendo to her sister, Nabiki! Look! It's all over the school! But it's just Kuno getting hot and bothered by himself.
Just ignore it.
Nabiki Tendo.
.
.
I'll devote my life to this love.
Yo.
What do you want?! Nabiki sends this to you.
Why'd she ask you?! She's a girl.
Too shy to give it to you in person.
I see! She's so smitten? When I think of you, Sweet Thing, I can't sleep at night.
Dearest darling Kuno, what color is your underwear? Of course, mine is colored "sweet.
" Dear Nabiki! What passion hides within you! Nabiki! I fully embrace your love! What a moron.
Nabiki.
.
.
Er, my Nabiki! You're cute.
I know you're bashful, but we're all alone now.
There's no need to hide it.
Moron.
She's bashful, bashful.
You silly.
Kuno! Pigtailed Girl? Is this truly good-bye? I'll miss you.
You will? You're still in love with me? Ranma! Stop that! Akane Tendo! You can't forget me, either, can you? Thank you! I've come to a decision.
Everybody! Pay attention! I'll bow to my fate.
Nabiki Tendo will be my wife.
The Pigtailed Girl and Akane Tendo will be my lovers forever! You can just.
.
.
get lost! You were so certain! You should've known! We've eaten rice from the same pot! You'd even scrape the bottom! You can't fight on an empty stomach.
Gindo.
.
.
Your prediction didn't come true.
Master Kuno, that's quite true.
The spell gave out the wrong prediction.
What?! When the fire was dying out, Sasuke brought the wrong wood.
Are you blaming ME?! Right!! No soothsayer uses wood that's meant for the bathhouse fire! The bathhouse wood ruined the prediction? It's Sasuke's fault! You should have checked! Hold it right there, you two! Let me kill you!
.
.
Actually, I.
.
.
Iove.
.
.
You needn't say it, Akane Tendo.
I know.
I know exactly how you feel.
Kuno! Actually, I love you, too.
It's you, Pigtailed Girl? I know.
I know exactly how you feel.
This is the ideal! Two sweethearts! It's the very essence of youth! I'll never let you go.
Snuggle close to my manly chest! Sasuke.
.
.
It's you!! - Sasuke! Where are you?! - M-Master Kuno! Oh, no! Sasuke! Where are you?! Coming, Master! What were you doing, Sasuke?! I'm going to be late because you didn't wake me! Please forgive me! Forgive me! Enough! I'm going! Be careful.
You'll suffer a mishap in water.
What? Over here.
Intruder!! How dare you enter my house uninvited?! I am Gindo, a vagabond mountain priest.
I shall be staying here for a while.
Allow me to explain, Master Kuno! He is my childhood friend! If he's your friend, he may stay.
We underwent rigorous training and grew up together.
His specialty is fortunetelling.
He's quite accurate.
Please be careful.
Fortunetelling is only for women and children.
I don't believe in it.
But Gindo's predictions are accurate.
Master.
.
.
?! That's okay.
I haven't gotten it right yet.
By the way, Sasuke.
I'm hungry.
Isn't breakfast ready yet? This will never do! I'm going to be late.
Is this the mishap he spoke of? How absurd.
Easily avoided! You idiot! Didn't you see the sign?! It wasn't my fault!! You were right.
It's a good thing we brought umbrellas.
See? Listen to me and you'll never go wrong.
Huh? What's that? How careless of me.
I forgot my umbrella.
Well? It's bad! Now you'll have mishaps with women! Mishaps with women? That may well be.
I, Tatewaki Kuno, am surrounded by romance.
Mishaps with women? My side aches with laughter.
You could get appendicitis.
Get to a doctor quickly.
I thought you could help, so I listened to you.
I guess it was a waste of time.
Ginji! Was your prediction true? By the way, Sasuke, is dinner ready yet? Akane Tendo, Pigtailed Girl.
Akane Tendo, Pigtailed Girl.
Akene Tendo, Pigtailed-- Underwear thief ! Catch him! Whatta haul! Whatta haul! Master Kuno! Gindo, I believe in your predictions.
I'd like another reading.
What would you like to know? This! What good-looking girls.
Tell me about my future with these girls.
Fine.
By the way.
.
.
is dinner ready yet? Earn it!! What's wrong?! The fire's dying! Sasuke! Put more wood on the fire! I brought these just in case-- I see it! You do?! I see the girl that you must marry someday! She is--! She is--? With the rising sun, head southeast! Follow the first dog you see! Stop at the cigarette stand! Look at the sky! Follow something round and red! Is that it? Wait at the bridge.
The first girl to come from the other side.
.
.
will be your future bride! She's coming.
Will my lifelong mate be the Pigtailed Girl? Or Akane Tendo? It's got to be one of them.
And now, I'll know! I must prepare myself ! I must prepare.
.
.
! Which.
.
.
Which.
.
.
one is it?! She's here.
I take.
.
.
you for my wife.
Are you talking to me? That's right! Urkk! Where? Where? Where? Are you waiting for somebody? Why?! Why are YOU here?! For this.
I had to leave early to get a court.
See you.
I'll marry you.
.
.
if you ever feel like it.
Can this be my fate? He takes you for his wife?! What's going on? Who knows? Maybe he was proposing.
- What brought that on? - Who knows? - Ain't he up to somethin'?! - Dinner was great.
Don't worry.
Nothing will happen.
Everything's fine.
Good bye, Kuno.
We're heartbroken, but we must part.
Wait!! Akane Tendo! Pigtailed girl!! I can't give you up! Come back! Burn in hell! Why?! What crime have I committed?! You're leading three beautiful girls on! Cad! It's criminal! Only a dream.
.
.
? Why? Akane Tendo, the Pigtailed Girl and Nabiki Tendo-- Why can't I love all three of them? Is it my fate to marry Nabiki Tendo, after all? For shame!! It's unmanly to cling to the other two! I, Tatewaki Kuno, seventeen years old! The Blue Lightning of Furinkan High! Nabiki Tendo is the only girl for me! Whom do you love, Master Kuno? Akane Tendo, the Pigtailed Girl and Nabiki Tendo.
Wrong! I ask you once more : Whom do you love? Only Nabiki Tendo! Look, there's Akane! Where? Where?! Where, where?! Wrong! You must train harder, sir! How painful is fate.
Quiet During Test Can this feeling be love? Yes, it must be! This should do it! Extraordinary! I thank you, Sasuke.
Now you'll forget the Pigtailed Girl and Akane, won't you? By the way, what did you do with my other photos? Master Kuno! Your fate has been decided! Why ask such nonsense?! Y-You're right.
So be it! My true love will be Nabiki Tendo alone! No other women will distract me! Come on, Ranma, just for a little while.
No, thanks.
Girls never take just a "little" while to go shopping.
Why do you have to say that?! Akane Tendo.
.
.
Akane Tendo.
.
.
What.
.
.
is it, Kuno? Forgive me.
Just know that my love for you was real.
This is a small token of parting.
Think of me when you look at it! - Hey.
.
.
! - What're you talking about? Fate.
.
.
! It's fate.
My fate is to be with Nabiki Tendo.
What do you mean.
.
.
? Even if fate had so decreed.
.
.
I couldn't forget you or the Pigtailed Girl.
Go ahead, laugh at me for loving too well.
But that will all end today.
Saotome, bid farewell to the Pigtailed Girl for me.
I'm counting on you.
Akane Tendo, I wish you and the Pigtailed Girl a happy life!! This is fine! This is fine! Now I'll turn to a new love.
.
.
and head straight for her! I'm sure you were confused by my sudden outburst earlier.
When you said you'd take me for your wife? Y-Yes.
But we've never once gone out together.
Therefore.
.
.
I'd like to start with a daily-exchange diary.
I'd love some cake.
What do you say? Would you like to exchange thoughts in a diary? I suppose so.
I'm grateful to you, Nabiki Tendo! So here it is.
Write something, okay? Did you promise to do that with Kuno?! How could I refuse? He treated me to cake and soda! That's ridiculous! Write your OWN thoughts! Kuno seems to be pretty serious about this.
A daily-exchange diary? When I was young, I wrote in many diaries.
What millennium was that? Okay, write something for me, will you? Leave it to me! When I think of you, Sweet Thing, I can't sleep at night.
That sounds like fun! Lemme write somethin'! My dearest, darling Kuno, what color is your underwear? Of course, mine is colored "sweet"! You're impossible! Nabiki Tendo.
.
.
! Your icy gaze.
.
.
Your calm manner.
Your standoffish attitude.
Your personality is completely different.
.
.
from that of Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl.
Kuno! What're you waiting for? Get up and solve the problem! Yes! Kuno! Is that your answer? Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo Nabiki Tendo What's going on, Nabiki? I had no idea! He's-- He's switched from Akane Tendo to Nabiki Tendo! Cease and desist! Nabiki Extra, extra! Tatewaki Kuno has switched from Akane Tendo to her sister, Nabiki! Look! It's all over the school! But it's just Kuno getting hot and bothered by himself.
Just ignore it.
Nabiki Tendo.
.
.
I'll devote my life to this love.
Yo.
What do you want?! Nabiki sends this to you.
Why'd she ask you?! She's a girl.
Too shy to give it to you in person.
I see! She's so smitten? When I think of you, Sweet Thing, I can't sleep at night.
Dearest darling Kuno, what color is your underwear? Of course, mine is colored "sweet.
" Dear Nabiki! What passion hides within you! Nabiki! I fully embrace your love! What a moron.
Nabiki.
.
.
Er, my Nabiki! You're cute.
I know you're bashful, but we're all alone now.
There's no need to hide it.
Moron.
She's bashful, bashful.
You silly.
Kuno! Pigtailed Girl? Is this truly good-bye? I'll miss you.
You will? You're still in love with me? Ranma! Stop that! Akane Tendo! You can't forget me, either, can you? Thank you! I've come to a decision.
Everybody! Pay attention! I'll bow to my fate.
Nabiki Tendo will be my wife.
The Pigtailed Girl and Akane Tendo will be my lovers forever! You can just.
.
.
get lost! You were so certain! You should've known! We've eaten rice from the same pot! You'd even scrape the bottom! You can't fight on an empty stomach.
Gindo.
.
.
Your prediction didn't come true.
Master Kuno, that's quite true.
The spell gave out the wrong prediction.
What?! When the fire was dying out, Sasuke brought the wrong wood.
Are you blaming ME?! Right!! No soothsayer uses wood that's meant for the bathhouse fire! The bathhouse wood ruined the prediction? It's Sasuke's fault! You should have checked! Hold it right there, you two! Let me kill you!