Ranma 12 s01e92 Episode Script
Episode 92
What a beautiful day.
Wait! No "waits" allowed, Saotome.
Can't you do it just once, Tendo? Be a pal! Saotome.
You're a martial artist.
Why can't you accept defeat? But wouldn't a samurai be a friend and grant a "wait," Tendo? In your case, it's always more than once or twice.
What?! Just because you were winning, for a change! "For a change"? I was making it easy for you.
You talk as though I'm a rotten player.
You are.
Forget it, then! What good friends they are.
Pop! You're pathetic, fighting over a chess game! You, too, Dad! -- Look! Pork bun! -- Where?! Where?! Drat! I can't take it anymore! Tendo! I'm moving out! I won't stay here any longer! Mr.
Saotome! Ranma! Shouldn't you stop him?! Just ignore him! Pop wouldn't leave here by himself! Not by myself! You're coming with me! -- Why do I hafta go, too?! -- Come on! Ranma! Dad?! Dad! The potato's stuck in his throat.
Are you all right, Father? Thanks! -- So long.
-- Come again! It's kind of late.
Maybe I'll go sing some karaoke.
Pounding, at this hour? That's--! That should do it.
This will be our new castle now.
Pop? Should you be doin' this? Shouldn't we go back? Ranma, you must forget the past.
You must forget our life at the Tendo School.
Together we will perfect the true art of fighting the Saotome Anything-Goes Style of Martial Arts! We'll carve our names in the history of martial arts! Come, let us travel the thorny path together, son! Pop! You're on fire.
Well, if you're that determined, I'll go along with ya.
"Let's get to it, then" "Here it comes, Ranma!" Turn back into a human first, willya? I must inform Master Kuno of this! Keep quiet! What time do you think it is?! Keep it down, you jerks! Pop--! Hey! BONK! Quit actin' innocent!! Proceed carefully until here.
Next, we'll examine the internal organs.
Observing carefully, the heart-- Don't eat the frog, now! -- Lunchtime! -- Hurry up! They'll run out of buns! Yo, Akan-- Having a hard time, aren't you? Honestly! He doesn't worry about where our next meal is comin' from.
Akane What? -- Whaddya want? -- Move away from her.
You have no right to speak to Akane Tendo now.
What?! Don't hide it! You and your father were driven from the Tendo house and are now living in the park.
How did you know? You're out of the picture now.
Aside!! Akane Tendo, now that loathsome Ranma Saotome is out of the way I cannot help but think that Heaven has smiled upon me.
Yes.
It was meant to be! Come, let us live a life filled with love TOGETHER!!! That's dangerous! Ranma! Don't get the wrong idea.
What're you trying to do? Hah? I can't hear! What're you trying to do, sneaking into a lady's room at this hour? Hey, don't get me wrong! I couldn't talk to you during the day.
Is it about our fathers? Pop doesn't say it, but I know he regrets leavin'.
You're right.
Can't we get them to make up? Shouldn't we do it as soon as possible? I'll bring Pop the first chance I get.
Won't you call your dad out, too? So they can apologize to each other.
That's a great idea! Then you'll be able to come back, too! Look, I'm only doin' this for Pop and your dad.
When did you get to be such a good son? I gotta go.
My legsarenumb! Don't misunderstand! It was an accident! You PERVERT!! You're wrong, I tell ya-a-a-a-a!! Idiot.
Now! Mr.
Panda will jump through a ring of fire! Cheer him on, will you? Go, Pop! "The fire is too strong!" Get goin'! -- Oh, no! -- The panda's on fire! "Aiiieee!!" W-Wait a minute! How about paying for the show?! Was that farce supposed to help our trainin'? It was fine training.
We must learn to persevere.
We'll use this money to build a fine training hall someday.
I thought the Saotome style didn't require a training hall.
But with a training hall, we can concentrate on our training without having to worry about supporting ourselves.
Well, sure.
It's better than eatin' like this.
The panda show's tomorrow.
Come back then.
Poor, poor Ranma Darling! But you needn't worry any longer.
If it's a training hall you want, leave it to me! Kodachi Kuno?!! Ranma Darling! Dad? You don't look very happy.
That's not true! Look here! You don't have to put on an act for me.
You really miss him, don't you? Why not make up with Mr.
Saotome? No! Hardhead.
Akane, you have company.
Who can that be? -- 'Tis I! -- Kuno! Who're you? Forgive me for not introducing myself, Father.
I am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School, Tatewaki Kuno.
You have no cause to call me "Father.
" It will be so, someday.
When I take Akane for my wife.
Don't creep me out in my own house! Akane already has a fiancé: Ranma! Do not concern yourself with him.
Ranma Saotome has taken up residence in my home.
What?! He HAS?!!! Yes! This will be your dying place! Chestnuts Roasting on a Open Fire! If you've got time to make dolls, shouldn't you do more training? You were magnificent, Ranma Darling.
It was nothin'.
Is this training hall to your liking? I suppose.
Um Of course! We never expected anything so splendid.
Ranma says it's more than we deserve! I'm overwhelmed! Making Ranma Darling happy is my greatest joy! Miss! A speck of dust! Here, too! Dining with Ranma Darling like this! It's a dream come true! It's truly wonderful! Who could wish for more?! This is paradise! Oh, lost, lost is my little kitty.
Where can your home be? Dirty Pop! How pitiful! Such a meager repast! I have three sumptuous meals a day! I cannot bear such poverty! Akane! When I marry you, I shall show you what truly good food is! We'll break this dilapidated school down and build a 35-story athletic club in its place!! And have your father enjoy his later years at leisure! CLONK! He's a strange one, isn't he? I'll say.
Akane! Have your dad outside the gate tomorrow morning.
Got that? Ranma--! Are you really living at Kuno's house? Honestly--! That jerk.
What's wrong, Pop? Give up? No way! What do you want? I was just reminiscing.
Reminiscing? As trainees, we were always together, weren't we? Through bad times and good.
-- I think it's working!! -- You're right! That reminds me, you stole my cakes from a funeral, didn't you? That was only because you tried to take my cracker.
Hah? You stole my dried persimmon! You took my dumpling first! Never mind! You needn't make excuses now! Akane! Did you tell him they're supposed to apologize?! Oh, rats! I didn't tell him! Are ya crazy?! No wonder it's not working! Oh, come on.
I just forgot.
What's all this racket? -- Kuno!! -- Saotome! Akane! What's he doin' here?! Nothing.
Kuno just made himself at home here.
I hear you've moved into Kodachi's house! My pop's the one who wanted to stay--! -- Let's go! -- Pop!! Dad? What's that?! What?! You're wrong, but won't apologize, so I've had it with you! I challenge you to a fight! I'll show you who's right! If you've got any pride, come on! Let's get it on!! This is our last chance to save their friendship! You wrote those challenge notes? It's gotta be all or nothin'.
The loser apologizes.
Neither of them will give in, so I guess it can't be helped.
Understand this.
I'm doin' it for our fathers.
It's not because I wanna come back here.
I know.
I never expected that letter from you, Tendo! I never knew your handwriting was so terrible, Saotome! Let's go! Right! What fierce fighting spirit! My father-in-law will surely be victorious! Nonsense!! My father-in-law will win! What?! Easy, easy! Saotome Deadly Move! Wild Tiger Exploding Fist! Tendo Ultimate Move! Flying Dragon Kick to Oblivion! Saotome Deadly Move! Evil Annihilation Fist! Tendo Ultimate Move! Exploding Cyclone Kick! Saotome Deadly Move! Wild Tiger Blast-to-Bits Fist! Tendo Ultimate Move! Flying Dragon Rupture Kick! Drat! You're mine! Saotome Deadly Move! Catastrophic Destruction Fist! Dragon-Tiger Explosion! Oh, no! Pop's attacking for real! Wait! No waits, Father.
That's one on me! That's your move? Here's some tea.
Tendo, isn't your bean jelly bigger? Are you crazy? Didn't you have an extra piece? -- You're imagining things.
-- I saw it! -- What sharp eyes.
-- No fair, no fair! What good friends.
Wait! No "waits" allowed, Saotome.
Can't you do it just once, Tendo? Be a pal! Saotome.
You're a martial artist.
Why can't you accept defeat? But wouldn't a samurai be a friend and grant a "wait," Tendo? In your case, it's always more than once or twice.
What?! Just because you were winning, for a change! "For a change"? I was making it easy for you.
You talk as though I'm a rotten player.
You are.
Forget it, then! What good friends they are.
Pop! You're pathetic, fighting over a chess game! You, too, Dad! -- Look! Pork bun! -- Where?! Where?! Drat! I can't take it anymore! Tendo! I'm moving out! I won't stay here any longer! Mr.
Saotome! Ranma! Shouldn't you stop him?! Just ignore him! Pop wouldn't leave here by himself! Not by myself! You're coming with me! -- Why do I hafta go, too?! -- Come on! Ranma! Dad?! Dad! The potato's stuck in his throat.
Are you all right, Father? Thanks! -- So long.
-- Come again! It's kind of late.
Maybe I'll go sing some karaoke.
Pounding, at this hour? That's--! That should do it.
This will be our new castle now.
Pop? Should you be doin' this? Shouldn't we go back? Ranma, you must forget the past.
You must forget our life at the Tendo School.
Together we will perfect the true art of fighting the Saotome Anything-Goes Style of Martial Arts! We'll carve our names in the history of martial arts! Come, let us travel the thorny path together, son! Pop! You're on fire.
Well, if you're that determined, I'll go along with ya.
"Let's get to it, then" "Here it comes, Ranma!" Turn back into a human first, willya? I must inform Master Kuno of this! Keep quiet! What time do you think it is?! Keep it down, you jerks! Pop--! Hey! BONK! Quit actin' innocent!! Proceed carefully until here.
Next, we'll examine the internal organs.
Observing carefully, the heart-- Don't eat the frog, now! -- Lunchtime! -- Hurry up! They'll run out of buns! Yo, Akan-- Having a hard time, aren't you? Honestly! He doesn't worry about where our next meal is comin' from.
Akane What? -- Whaddya want? -- Move away from her.
You have no right to speak to Akane Tendo now.
What?! Don't hide it! You and your father were driven from the Tendo house and are now living in the park.
How did you know? You're out of the picture now.
Aside!! Akane Tendo, now that loathsome Ranma Saotome is out of the way I cannot help but think that Heaven has smiled upon me.
Yes.
It was meant to be! Come, let us live a life filled with love TOGETHER!!! That's dangerous! Ranma! Don't get the wrong idea.
What're you trying to do? Hah? I can't hear! What're you trying to do, sneaking into a lady's room at this hour? Hey, don't get me wrong! I couldn't talk to you during the day.
Is it about our fathers? Pop doesn't say it, but I know he regrets leavin'.
You're right.
Can't we get them to make up? Shouldn't we do it as soon as possible? I'll bring Pop the first chance I get.
Won't you call your dad out, too? So they can apologize to each other.
That's a great idea! Then you'll be able to come back, too! Look, I'm only doin' this for Pop and your dad.
When did you get to be such a good son? I gotta go.
My legsarenumb! Don't misunderstand! It was an accident! You PERVERT!! You're wrong, I tell ya-a-a-a-a!! Idiot.
Now! Mr.
Panda will jump through a ring of fire! Cheer him on, will you? Go, Pop! "The fire is too strong!" Get goin'! -- Oh, no! -- The panda's on fire! "Aiiieee!!" W-Wait a minute! How about paying for the show?! Was that farce supposed to help our trainin'? It was fine training.
We must learn to persevere.
We'll use this money to build a fine training hall someday.
I thought the Saotome style didn't require a training hall.
But with a training hall, we can concentrate on our training without having to worry about supporting ourselves.
Well, sure.
It's better than eatin' like this.
The panda show's tomorrow.
Come back then.
Poor, poor Ranma Darling! But you needn't worry any longer.
If it's a training hall you want, leave it to me! Kodachi Kuno?!! Ranma Darling! Dad? You don't look very happy.
That's not true! Look here! You don't have to put on an act for me.
You really miss him, don't you? Why not make up with Mr.
Saotome? No! Hardhead.
Akane, you have company.
Who can that be? -- 'Tis I! -- Kuno! Who're you? Forgive me for not introducing myself, Father.
I am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School, Tatewaki Kuno.
You have no cause to call me "Father.
" It will be so, someday.
When I take Akane for my wife.
Don't creep me out in my own house! Akane already has a fiancé: Ranma! Do not concern yourself with him.
Ranma Saotome has taken up residence in my home.
What?! He HAS?!!! Yes! This will be your dying place! Chestnuts Roasting on a Open Fire! If you've got time to make dolls, shouldn't you do more training? You were magnificent, Ranma Darling.
It was nothin'.
Is this training hall to your liking? I suppose.
Um Of course! We never expected anything so splendid.
Ranma says it's more than we deserve! I'm overwhelmed! Making Ranma Darling happy is my greatest joy! Miss! A speck of dust! Here, too! Dining with Ranma Darling like this! It's a dream come true! It's truly wonderful! Who could wish for more?! This is paradise! Oh, lost, lost is my little kitty.
Where can your home be? Dirty Pop! How pitiful! Such a meager repast! I have three sumptuous meals a day! I cannot bear such poverty! Akane! When I marry you, I shall show you what truly good food is! We'll break this dilapidated school down and build a 35-story athletic club in its place!! And have your father enjoy his later years at leisure! CLONK! He's a strange one, isn't he? I'll say.
Akane! Have your dad outside the gate tomorrow morning.
Got that? Ranma--! Are you really living at Kuno's house? Honestly--! That jerk.
What's wrong, Pop? Give up? No way! What do you want? I was just reminiscing.
Reminiscing? As trainees, we were always together, weren't we? Through bad times and good.
-- I think it's working!! -- You're right! That reminds me, you stole my cakes from a funeral, didn't you? That was only because you tried to take my cracker.
Hah? You stole my dried persimmon! You took my dumpling first! Never mind! You needn't make excuses now! Akane! Did you tell him they're supposed to apologize?! Oh, rats! I didn't tell him! Are ya crazy?! No wonder it's not working! Oh, come on.
I just forgot.
What's all this racket? -- Kuno!! -- Saotome! Akane! What's he doin' here?! Nothing.
Kuno just made himself at home here.
I hear you've moved into Kodachi's house! My pop's the one who wanted to stay--! -- Let's go! -- Pop!! Dad? What's that?! What?! You're wrong, but won't apologize, so I've had it with you! I challenge you to a fight! I'll show you who's right! If you've got any pride, come on! Let's get it on!! This is our last chance to save their friendship! You wrote those challenge notes? It's gotta be all or nothin'.
The loser apologizes.
Neither of them will give in, so I guess it can't be helped.
Understand this.
I'm doin' it for our fathers.
It's not because I wanna come back here.
I know.
I never expected that letter from you, Tendo! I never knew your handwriting was so terrible, Saotome! Let's go! Right! What fierce fighting spirit! My father-in-law will surely be victorious! Nonsense!! My father-in-law will win! What?! Easy, easy! Saotome Deadly Move! Wild Tiger Exploding Fist! Tendo Ultimate Move! Flying Dragon Kick to Oblivion! Saotome Deadly Move! Evil Annihilation Fist! Tendo Ultimate Move! Exploding Cyclone Kick! Saotome Deadly Move! Wild Tiger Blast-to-Bits Fist! Tendo Ultimate Move! Flying Dragon Rupture Kick! Drat! You're mine! Saotome Deadly Move! Catastrophic Destruction Fist! Dragon-Tiger Explosion! Oh, no! Pop's attacking for real! Wait! No waits, Father.
That's one on me! That's your move? Here's some tea.
Tendo, isn't your bean jelly bigger? Are you crazy? Didn't you have an extra piece? -- You're imagining things.
-- I saw it! -- What sharp eyes.
-- No fair, no fair! What good friends.