Red Rock (2015) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
I think she might have something wrong with her, in the head.
The girl was underage.
She was wearing a school uniform.
Now all I've got is half a dozen unsolved burglaries and not a thing to go on.
Paudge.
Oh lads.
I want Ma to stay What about you Da? We need to get out of here fast.
Why? Not dead from the waist down after all.
Go back there, find that lad in the photo and bring him in, now! Like you've died and gone to heaven, what? Go on, it's traditional.
You won't have the time.
Why is that then? You don't want to miss your flight now do you? He's definitely The neighbour ID'd him.
There's thousands of euros worth in there.
What if he doesn't show? He'll turn up alright.
Maybe we should've stayed with the mum, go get a warrant, No we need to get him now, cause if he finds out we've been sniffing around, that whole lot will be cleared out.
CAR HORN Paudge! What about me Ma? We have her down the station.
This is my house, Vincent, I'm going nowhere.
But there's nothing here for you now.
But we just made love It was an itch that needed to be scratched, she's on her way.
I've just lost my son You ran off and left me the butt of everyone's jokes around here.
You can't just waltz back in here and think you can pick up where you left off.
You heard him.
Out you go.
Right, where is she? We'd like a little word first.
She's No, I want to see her.
You okay Ma? You trying to escape again? I know you, don't I? Couldn't forget this face.
Maggie's eldest, Jimmy.
Okay Robbie, we really I'll be back.
Twice in one day, can't keep away? Just give me the number I'll call him myself.
I said I'd arrange it, Don't take me for a fool, Patricia.
I could get lot more for that building than you're paying.
KNOCK ON DOOR Sorry, I didn't realise you had company.
It's alright Donal.
We're done here.
You're early.
There's something Good something or bad something? That fella in the pub, he didn't touch her or anything, did he? That's not what this is about? Your mother took us to your house.
Yeah! She forgets she doesn't live there sometimes.
Your kitchen looks like a scene out of Crimeline.
We've checked serial numbers, we've got photographic evidence.
That's not mine.
It's in your house.
Listen I try to bring it back, but Yis can ask her yourself if you don't believe me.
Set back after set back, you'd almost think the Gods have it in for us Good, I was worried I was being too subtle.
Isn't there something else that needs doing? What needs doing is you standing up against bullies.
Thought you knew how to work that? Where you going? Striking a blow against bullies.
When I audit and present your accounts, my name is on them, my reputation So if you wanted me to 'manage the discrepancies', you need to tell me.
Whoa! Stop right there.
What discrepancies? The money from the pub.
What money? Thinks he can get off scott free by blaming his doo-lally mammy.
What time are they coming to pick her up? Soon as, they said.
You can pass this case on to Sergeant McGonigle when you're done, okay? No problem.
PHONE RINGS I've still got clothes in the machine.
Oh, leave us a forwarding address, we'll send them onto you.
I'm leaving, love.
Why? We don't want her living under our roof.
Well she can live under mine.
Under my part of it.
It's alright, love, No time like the present.
Sorry, we're having a clear out.
You still want that job? In the cafe? No, the one in Hollywood, yeah the cafe.
The catch is you're in charge of This isn't an negotiation.
Alright, give me an hour? Great, see you later.
What about her? You think you've won? I'll wipe that smile off your face, madam.
Yeah send me a postcard from Spain, tell me all about it.
Yeah, sure, if you wouldn't Four convictions for shoplifting.
Two for burglary.
His daughter, in You want us to walk home in the dark? We need taxi money.
Ask Rachel if you don't believe me Rachel, tell him? Yeah, sorry, I'm still here Every time I solve a problem, two new ones arise.
Your motivational talks could really do with some work.
(Laughs) How about this, I employed an extra pair of hands to help us out.
Now I'm hoping not six foot with a full gym membership.
She's a really hard worker and she owes me a tenner.
She's a Kiely! Are you deliberately trying to wind Patricia up? I meant get the electricity sorted, not throw petrol on the already very big fire.
I think you're over-reacting.
You think this over-reacting? Wait until Patricia Hennessy finds out.
I checked with the home, Ailis was there on the dates of all the robberies, so she couldn't have done them.
I could have told you that.
I've seen some beauties in my time, but this, trying to frame your own mother, who's senile, this takes the gold medal.
And he knew we wouldn't have charged her, that's why he did it.
No excuse, how a man treats his mother tells you an awful lot about him.
So what now, we get a warrant to search the house properly? Well, I reckon we've enough to charge.
Hear you two solved half our (Chuckles) Cheers Sarge.
Where's Robbie now? In with Ailis.
I think it's time we Danny, Mar That's right.
She's the gobby one.
And we've been able to eliminate your mother from our enquiries.
Quite a CV you've got here.
Should pass it onto Bill Cullen when you get a chance.
Something tells me you'll be getting reacquainted with prison food.
We're better off son.
You and me, we have a laugh don't we? And my daughter's Barista And not even that, It's a start, a fresh start.
Dead proud of you dad.
Ma! Sorry to interrupt, you couldn't give us some sugar could you? Maureen's putting me up for a while.
I'm gonna be your new next door neighbour.
For some skanky DVD players and knock-off runners? Yeah, if I want her rotting in some rancid old kip, She's forty six! I wanted to get her somewhere nice with a garden and fresh air.
So you broke the law.
The woman spent Now she's got this thing eating away at her brain.
And it's not her fault.
But you try and tell me you wouldn't do the same for your ma.
PHONE BEEPS He's on his way.
We'll be getting a warrant You know what that means Yeah Here, save you kicking the door in.
Me and you working as a team.
Yeah, I thought I got a bad smell.
What part of "get lost" don't you understand? Look, your mother's just getting her stuff, she's going.
Us, it took all of fifteen minutes My mother is dead.
There's no need for that.
It's okay, I'm going.
When are you going to ever learn? You know I can't do anything about this.
You're supposed to be a policeman.
You're my mother-in-law, it's a conflict of interest.
She's been stealing from my pub.
You can't go accusing people of things without evidence, especially not with what's going on with Michael.
The thefts stopped as soon as Katie Kiely was sacked.
She's a thief, and I want her arrested.
She wasn't always like this.
Used to sing in halls.
She was singing down the Pier, earlier.
Don't tell me.
Molly feckin' Malone? She's forgotten all her kids' names, but still remembers every word of When was she diagnosed? Few years back.
Bit low blaming her.
I'm the only one.
Five kids, two brothers.
And I'm the only one who I'm all she's got.
You might think it's low, but I'd do anything, say anything, In six months time she'll be gone.
There'll be nothin' left And I'll never see her again If you've won the station sweepstakes again, I'm demanding an investigation.
Nothing like that.
Had a bit of a result today.
And shop thefts in one go.
And we recovered most of the gear A very sweet haul.
Good job Paudge.
There's no way he pulled down nine burglaries.
Professional envy is It's a wind up.
Go in and have a look, they're processing the little scrote we Yeah, I will.
I would like to tell you how I pulled it all off, but I'm sure you'd rather wait and read all about it in the Garda Review.
Get back here now.
Get back You got to be joking.
Unbelievable woman, can you believe that?! Half an hour.
We were rid of her for half an hour.
You need any help in the kitchen? No.
Thanks for the job, by the way.
Don't thank me.
It's just a trial, see how it goes.
Sure, yeah.
What is this even meant to be? I hope you know what you're doing.
Ma, Ma, I've got to go Ma.
I have to go.
Cheers.
And they both wheeled their barrows, Through the streets broad and narrow.
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O! A-live a-live O! Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O! I can still hold a tune.
Can we? She died of a fever and no-one could save her.
Listen, don't let that Scanlan fellow get to you, he deserves what's coming to him.
I wish we'd never gone to that house.
Some things we'd be better off not knowing.
A crime's a crime.
Just need to go toilet I won't be a sec.
Unbelievable, waste half their bloody lives in the jacks.
Five minutes and I'm driving off without you.
Her brother just died.
What the hell are you doing? Leave it alone I've already done that.
What d'you reckon? It's really good.
No I'll pass, thanks.
He means it, he'll drive off, you don't know my dad.
You should get your Dad to buy you a car.
Well, you have a license don't you? You joking, I'm not seventeen.
What about you? Me? No I'm only fifteen.
The girl was underage.
She was wearing a school uniform.
Now all I've got is half a dozen unsolved burglaries and not a thing to go on.
Paudge.
Oh lads.
I want Ma to stay What about you Da? We need to get out of here fast.
Why? Not dead from the waist down after all.
Go back there, find that lad in the photo and bring him in, now! Like you've died and gone to heaven, what? Go on, it's traditional.
You won't have the time.
Why is that then? You don't want to miss your flight now do you? He's definitely The neighbour ID'd him.
There's thousands of euros worth in there.
What if he doesn't show? He'll turn up alright.
Maybe we should've stayed with the mum, go get a warrant, No we need to get him now, cause if he finds out we've been sniffing around, that whole lot will be cleared out.
CAR HORN Paudge! What about me Ma? We have her down the station.
This is my house, Vincent, I'm going nowhere.
But there's nothing here for you now.
But we just made love It was an itch that needed to be scratched, she's on her way.
I've just lost my son You ran off and left me the butt of everyone's jokes around here.
You can't just waltz back in here and think you can pick up where you left off.
You heard him.
Out you go.
Right, where is she? We'd like a little word first.
She's No, I want to see her.
You okay Ma? You trying to escape again? I know you, don't I? Couldn't forget this face.
Maggie's eldest, Jimmy.
Okay Robbie, we really I'll be back.
Twice in one day, can't keep away? Just give me the number I'll call him myself.
I said I'd arrange it, Don't take me for a fool, Patricia.
I could get lot more for that building than you're paying.
KNOCK ON DOOR Sorry, I didn't realise you had company.
It's alright Donal.
We're done here.
You're early.
There's something Good something or bad something? That fella in the pub, he didn't touch her or anything, did he? That's not what this is about? Your mother took us to your house.
Yeah! She forgets she doesn't live there sometimes.
Your kitchen looks like a scene out of Crimeline.
We've checked serial numbers, we've got photographic evidence.
That's not mine.
It's in your house.
Listen I try to bring it back, but Yis can ask her yourself if you don't believe me.
Set back after set back, you'd almost think the Gods have it in for us Good, I was worried I was being too subtle.
Isn't there something else that needs doing? What needs doing is you standing up against bullies.
Thought you knew how to work that? Where you going? Striking a blow against bullies.
When I audit and present your accounts, my name is on them, my reputation So if you wanted me to 'manage the discrepancies', you need to tell me.
Whoa! Stop right there.
What discrepancies? The money from the pub.
What money? Thinks he can get off scott free by blaming his doo-lally mammy.
What time are they coming to pick her up? Soon as, they said.
You can pass this case on to Sergeant McGonigle when you're done, okay? No problem.
PHONE RINGS I've still got clothes in the machine.
Oh, leave us a forwarding address, we'll send them onto you.
I'm leaving, love.
Why? We don't want her living under our roof.
Well she can live under mine.
Under my part of it.
It's alright, love, No time like the present.
Sorry, we're having a clear out.
You still want that job? In the cafe? No, the one in Hollywood, yeah the cafe.
The catch is you're in charge of This isn't an negotiation.
Alright, give me an hour? Great, see you later.
What about her? You think you've won? I'll wipe that smile off your face, madam.
Yeah send me a postcard from Spain, tell me all about it.
Yeah, sure, if you wouldn't Four convictions for shoplifting.
Two for burglary.
His daughter, in You want us to walk home in the dark? We need taxi money.
Ask Rachel if you don't believe me Rachel, tell him? Yeah, sorry, I'm still here Every time I solve a problem, two new ones arise.
Your motivational talks could really do with some work.
(Laughs) How about this, I employed an extra pair of hands to help us out.
Now I'm hoping not six foot with a full gym membership.
She's a really hard worker and she owes me a tenner.
She's a Kiely! Are you deliberately trying to wind Patricia up? I meant get the electricity sorted, not throw petrol on the already very big fire.
I think you're over-reacting.
You think this over-reacting? Wait until Patricia Hennessy finds out.
I checked with the home, Ailis was there on the dates of all the robberies, so she couldn't have done them.
I could have told you that.
I've seen some beauties in my time, but this, trying to frame your own mother, who's senile, this takes the gold medal.
And he knew we wouldn't have charged her, that's why he did it.
No excuse, how a man treats his mother tells you an awful lot about him.
So what now, we get a warrant to search the house properly? Well, I reckon we've enough to charge.
Hear you two solved half our (Chuckles) Cheers Sarge.
Where's Robbie now? In with Ailis.
I think it's time we Danny, Mar That's right.
She's the gobby one.
And we've been able to eliminate your mother from our enquiries.
Quite a CV you've got here.
Should pass it onto Bill Cullen when you get a chance.
Something tells me you'll be getting reacquainted with prison food.
We're better off son.
You and me, we have a laugh don't we? And my daughter's Barista And not even that, It's a start, a fresh start.
Dead proud of you dad.
Ma! Sorry to interrupt, you couldn't give us some sugar could you? Maureen's putting me up for a while.
I'm gonna be your new next door neighbour.
For some skanky DVD players and knock-off runners? Yeah, if I want her rotting in some rancid old kip, She's forty six! I wanted to get her somewhere nice with a garden and fresh air.
So you broke the law.
The woman spent Now she's got this thing eating away at her brain.
And it's not her fault.
But you try and tell me you wouldn't do the same for your ma.
PHONE BEEPS He's on his way.
We'll be getting a warrant You know what that means Yeah Here, save you kicking the door in.
Me and you working as a team.
Yeah, I thought I got a bad smell.
What part of "get lost" don't you understand? Look, your mother's just getting her stuff, she's going.
Us, it took all of fifteen minutes My mother is dead.
There's no need for that.
It's okay, I'm going.
When are you going to ever learn? You know I can't do anything about this.
You're supposed to be a policeman.
You're my mother-in-law, it's a conflict of interest.
She's been stealing from my pub.
You can't go accusing people of things without evidence, especially not with what's going on with Michael.
The thefts stopped as soon as Katie Kiely was sacked.
She's a thief, and I want her arrested.
She wasn't always like this.
Used to sing in halls.
She was singing down the Pier, earlier.
Don't tell me.
Molly feckin' Malone? She's forgotten all her kids' names, but still remembers every word of When was she diagnosed? Few years back.
Bit low blaming her.
I'm the only one.
Five kids, two brothers.
And I'm the only one who I'm all she's got.
You might think it's low, but I'd do anything, say anything, In six months time she'll be gone.
There'll be nothin' left And I'll never see her again If you've won the station sweepstakes again, I'm demanding an investigation.
Nothing like that.
Had a bit of a result today.
And shop thefts in one go.
And we recovered most of the gear A very sweet haul.
Good job Paudge.
There's no way he pulled down nine burglaries.
Professional envy is It's a wind up.
Go in and have a look, they're processing the little scrote we Yeah, I will.
I would like to tell you how I pulled it all off, but I'm sure you'd rather wait and read all about it in the Garda Review.
Get back here now.
Get back You got to be joking.
Unbelievable woman, can you believe that?! Half an hour.
We were rid of her for half an hour.
You need any help in the kitchen? No.
Thanks for the job, by the way.
Don't thank me.
It's just a trial, see how it goes.
Sure, yeah.
What is this even meant to be? I hope you know what you're doing.
Ma, Ma, I've got to go Ma.
I have to go.
Cheers.
And they both wheeled their barrows, Through the streets broad and narrow.
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O! A-live a-live O! Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O! I can still hold a tune.
Can we? She died of a fever and no-one could save her.
Listen, don't let that Scanlan fellow get to you, he deserves what's coming to him.
I wish we'd never gone to that house.
Some things we'd be better off not knowing.
A crime's a crime.
Just need to go toilet I won't be a sec.
Unbelievable, waste half their bloody lives in the jacks.
Five minutes and I'm driving off without you.
Her brother just died.
What the hell are you doing? Leave it alone I've already done that.
What d'you reckon? It's really good.
No I'll pass, thanks.
He means it, he'll drive off, you don't know my dad.
You should get your Dad to buy you a car.
Well, you have a license don't you? You joking, I'm not seventeen.
What about you? Me? No I'm only fifteen.