Samurai Jack s05e08 Episode Script
XCIX
1 50 years have passed.
But I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[Exhales sharply.]
[Laughs maniacally.]
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Got to get back back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
5x08 - "XCIX" [Hull creaking.]
[Whoosh.]
[Insects chirping.]
[Creature grunting.]
[Mid-tempo music.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
[Gasps.]
- Incredible.
- We should eat.
This is going to be a long journey.
- This looks good.
- Have you had it before? Jack: Yes, of course.
Many, many times.
Or something very similar.
Yah, yah, all very good.
Very good for you.
See? It is even good for you.
This one especially.
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm.
Delicious.
[Zap!.]
[Gasps.]
- Please, have some.
- No! Thank you, heh.
I'll just try something over here.
Woman who understands them, yah? Yes I guess.
[Music.]
I don't feel so good.
- Maybe it was something I ate? - Ashi: Yeah, that might be it.
[Zap!.]
Ah, that's better.
[Music.]
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
- It's a little, uh crowded.
- Yes.
Oh! Something's poking me.
Oh! I'm so sorry.
[Creature roars.]
[Music.]
[Soft music.]
- Sorry, I - No, I Ba, da-da-da Ba, da-da Ba, da-da, ba-da [Chuckles nervously.]
That was quite humorous, the way we were trying to grab the pole - but our hands kept touching.
- Ha ha ha.
Ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba Ba, ba The temperature seems to be rising.
[Chuckles.]
Ba-da-da, ba-da Ba, da-da Ba, ba-da Ba, ba Ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba, da-da Ba-da, ba Ba, da-da Ba-da Ba-da, da-da [Gasps.]
[Music.]
Ashi we are not alone.
[Music.]
[Gasps.]
[Tigers growling.]
[Yowls.]
- Oh! Sorry, I [Music.]
- No, I-I'm sorry! - I didn't see you! Look out! - Look out! Ba-da-da, ba-da Ba, da-da-da - Should we leave, perhaps? - Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
[Glass shatters.]
[Music.]
Hey! [Creature grumbles.]
[Music.]
[Woman vocalizing.]
[Music.]
[Wind howling.]
We have to find some shelter! Where?! Aah! What is that?! There! [Thunder crashes.]
[Energy humming.]
- What is this place? - I don't know.
But it is big.
Ashi, be care - ful.
- Did you say something? No.
Never mind.
- Some kind of writing.
- Look up.
Very confined space.
- This is some kind of prison.
- Prison? But where are its prisoners? [Munching.]
Aaah! [Gasps.]
[Creature squealing.]
[Groans.]
Are you all right? It's spreading! [Sucks, spits.]
- What was that? - I don't know, but we should leave.
[Creature roaring in distance.]
[Wind howling.]
The way we came in should be up ahead.
Oh, no.
It should've been right here.
[Creature roaring.]
[Music.]
- We have to keep going! - Jack, I'm sorry, I No, please, I thought it was this way, also.
[Music.]
[Creature roaring.]
What madness is this? I'll choose this over whatever is chasing us.
[Music continues.]
- We're lost! - We have to keep moving! [Creature roaring.]
- It's another prison cell.
- Yes, a very big one.
[Creature roaring.]
And I'm afraid its occupant has returned.
[Skittering.]
[Music.]
[Gasps.]
[Creature roaring.]
Ashi, look out! [Creature roaring.]
[Gasps.]
- We got to get out of here! - I agree.
[Gas hissing.]
[Creature roaring.]
[Beeping.]
Computer voice: Scan initiated.
[Device humming.]
Non-prisoner life-forms detected.
Access granted.
Multiple prison-cell breach detected.
Containment protocol initiated.
Quadrant III breach detected.
Prisoner Lazarus-92.
Extremely dangerous multiple regenerating organism.
Emergency protocol instructions.
Neutralizing weapon model X-49.
Once Lazarus-92 has entered the weapon vicinity, weapon sequence initiating directions follow.
Step one [Zap!.]
Sorry.
And only after that proper weapon initializing sequence can Lazarus-92 be terminated.
Wait.
What?! Lazarus protocol concluded.
No, please, I But how does one initiate it? [Music.]
- I am ready.
- As am I - What is that? - Well, it is a weapon designed specifically to kill the creature.
Excellent.
- Yes - Let's go.
[Creature roaring in distance.]
It's coming.
- Get ready the weapon.
- Yes [Skittering.]
Now, Jack! [Creature roaring.]
[Music.]
Jack? Jack? Why aren't you using the weapon?! - I don't know how to use it! - What?! There's an initiating sequence, and I do not know it! - Maybe I can try? - Um, okay Ashi, catch! [Buttons clicking.]
[Gasps, grunts.]
- What's wrong?! - [Grunts.]
I can't get it to work! - Ashi, you're naked! - So? Well, I mean, you know, men and women are different and private things are personal.
You're not making any sense! Jack! What are you doing? Uh, you need protection from the creature.
And your robe is gonna protect me? Actually it's a gi.
And, yes! - You're acting weird.
- Me? Weird? - Me?! Ha ha! Ha! - Okay [Creature roaring.]
[Skittering.]
[Music.]
- What are you doing? - It is the only way.
I have to try.
[Creature roaring.]
[Music.]
Cover me for as long as you can! [Creature roaring.]
J-a-a-ack! [Grunts.]
I can't hold it anymore! [Beep!.]
Sequence initiated.
Aaaaah! Aaaaah! [Beeping.]
[Grunting.]
Jack! [Grunting.]
Ashi! [Both scream.]
[Electricity crackles.]
[Both grunting.]
[Creature screeches.]
Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! [Creatures sizzling.]
[Both breathing heavily.]
Everybody loves somebody sometime [Music.]
Everybody falls in love somehow Something in your kiss just told me My sometime is now Everybody finds somebody someplace There's no tellin' where love may appear Something in my heart keeps sayin' My someplace is here If I had it in my power I'd arrange for every girl to have your charms Then, every minute
But I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[Exhales sharply.]
[Laughs maniacally.]
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Got to get back back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
5x08 - "XCIX" [Hull creaking.]
[Whoosh.]
[Insects chirping.]
[Creature grunting.]
[Mid-tempo music.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
[Gasps.]
- Incredible.
- We should eat.
This is going to be a long journey.
- This looks good.
- Have you had it before? Jack: Yes, of course.
Many, many times.
Or something very similar.
Yah, yah, all very good.
Very good for you.
See? It is even good for you.
This one especially.
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm.
Delicious.
[Zap!.]
[Gasps.]
- Please, have some.
- No! Thank you, heh.
I'll just try something over here.
Woman who understands them, yah? Yes I guess.
[Music.]
I don't feel so good.
- Maybe it was something I ate? - Ashi: Yeah, that might be it.
[Zap!.]
Ah, that's better.
[Music.]
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
- It's a little, uh crowded.
- Yes.
Oh! Something's poking me.
Oh! I'm so sorry.
[Creature roars.]
[Music.]
[Soft music.]
- Sorry, I - No, I Ba, da-da-da Ba, da-da Ba, da-da, ba-da [Chuckles nervously.]
That was quite humorous, the way we were trying to grab the pole - but our hands kept touching.
- Ha ha ha.
Ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba Ba, ba The temperature seems to be rising.
[Chuckles.]
Ba-da-da, ba-da Ba, da-da Ba, ba-da Ba, ba Ba-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba, da-da Ba-da, ba Ba, da-da Ba-da Ba-da, da-da [Gasps.]
[Music.]
Ashi we are not alone.
[Music.]
[Gasps.]
[Tigers growling.]
[Yowls.]
- Oh! Sorry, I [Music.]
- No, I-I'm sorry! - I didn't see you! Look out! - Look out! Ba-da-da, ba-da Ba, da-da-da - Should we leave, perhaps? - Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
[Glass shatters.]
[Music.]
Hey! [Creature grumbles.]
[Music.]
[Woman vocalizing.]
[Music.]
[Wind howling.]
We have to find some shelter! Where?! Aah! What is that?! There! [Thunder crashes.]
[Energy humming.]
- What is this place? - I don't know.
But it is big.
Ashi, be care - ful.
- Did you say something? No.
Never mind.
- Some kind of writing.
- Look up.
Very confined space.
- This is some kind of prison.
- Prison? But where are its prisoners? [Munching.]
Aaah! [Gasps.]
[Creature squealing.]
[Groans.]
Are you all right? It's spreading! [Sucks, spits.]
- What was that? - I don't know, but we should leave.
[Creature roaring in distance.]
[Wind howling.]
The way we came in should be up ahead.
Oh, no.
It should've been right here.
[Creature roaring.]
[Music.]
- We have to keep going! - Jack, I'm sorry, I No, please, I thought it was this way, also.
[Music.]
[Creature roaring.]
What madness is this? I'll choose this over whatever is chasing us.
[Music continues.]
- We're lost! - We have to keep moving! [Creature roaring.]
- It's another prison cell.
- Yes, a very big one.
[Creature roaring.]
And I'm afraid its occupant has returned.
[Skittering.]
[Music.]
[Gasps.]
[Creature roaring.]
Ashi, look out! [Creature roaring.]
[Gasps.]
- We got to get out of here! - I agree.
[Gas hissing.]
[Creature roaring.]
[Beeping.]
Computer voice: Scan initiated.
[Device humming.]
Non-prisoner life-forms detected.
Access granted.
Multiple prison-cell breach detected.
Containment protocol initiated.
Quadrant III breach detected.
Prisoner Lazarus-92.
Extremely dangerous multiple regenerating organism.
Emergency protocol instructions.
Neutralizing weapon model X-49.
Once Lazarus-92 has entered the weapon vicinity, weapon sequence initiating directions follow.
Step one [Zap!.]
Sorry.
And only after that proper weapon initializing sequence can Lazarus-92 be terminated.
Wait.
What?! Lazarus protocol concluded.
No, please, I But how does one initiate it? [Music.]
- I am ready.
- As am I - What is that? - Well, it is a weapon designed specifically to kill the creature.
Excellent.
- Yes - Let's go.
[Creature roaring in distance.]
It's coming.
- Get ready the weapon.
- Yes [Skittering.]
Now, Jack! [Creature roaring.]
[Music.]
Jack? Jack? Why aren't you using the weapon?! - I don't know how to use it! - What?! There's an initiating sequence, and I do not know it! - Maybe I can try? - Um, okay Ashi, catch! [Buttons clicking.]
[Gasps, grunts.]
- What's wrong?! - [Grunts.]
I can't get it to work! - Ashi, you're naked! - So? Well, I mean, you know, men and women are different and private things are personal.
You're not making any sense! Jack! What are you doing? Uh, you need protection from the creature.
And your robe is gonna protect me? Actually it's a gi.
And, yes! - You're acting weird.
- Me? Weird? - Me?! Ha ha! Ha! - Okay [Creature roaring.]
[Skittering.]
[Music.]
- What are you doing? - It is the only way.
I have to try.
[Creature roaring.]
[Music.]
Cover me for as long as you can! [Creature roaring.]
J-a-a-ack! [Grunts.]
I can't hold it anymore! [Beep!.]
Sequence initiated.
Aaaaah! Aaaaah! [Beeping.]
[Grunting.]
Jack! [Grunting.]
Ashi! [Both scream.]
[Electricity crackles.]
[Both grunting.]
[Creature screeches.]
Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! [Creatures sizzling.]
[Both breathing heavily.]
Everybody loves somebody sometime [Music.]
Everybody falls in love somehow Something in your kiss just told me My sometime is now Everybody finds somebody someplace There's no tellin' where love may appear Something in my heart keeps sayin' My someplace is here If I had it in my power I'd arrange for every girl to have your charms Then, every minute