Switched at Birth s03e09 Episode Script

The Past

Previously on "Switched at Birth" I do have feelings for Campbell.
But I have them for you too.
What am I supposed to do with that? I don't know.
Those aren't mine.
- You slept with Aida? - It just happened.
- You didn't do it.
- You can't tell her.
- "Nine Innings of Grey.
" Totally.
- I sold a book idea.
John: Kathryn, are you out of your mind? You are talking about intimate details of our friends' lives.
I never thought I'd be dating a frat guy.
What fraternity is Tank in again? - Omega psi! - One of them invited me - to that luau they're having.
- It's a dogfight.
- A what? - It's a contest, between a bunch of the brothers to see who can bring the ugliest date.
Yvette: Oh, no, you don't! Just back off! - What's the matter? - We are going now.
I need your help.
- What should I do? - Do it.
- (Exhales deeply) - (Air hissing) You did good.
Hey, Dr.
J.
Sorry I gotta take off, but I finished all those files.
Well, thank you.
Will I see you at the open house Thursday night? I thought that was just for regular staff.
You really need me to keep telling you you're more than just another volunteer? In fact, I was hoping to introduce you to one of our board members a cardiac surgeon.
He runs a summer pre-med program at K.
U.
Med Center.
And I think you'd be an ideal candidate.
That would be amazing.
Thank you, Dr.
J.
Oh, hey.
I'm glad I caught you.
Can you cover for Oscar tomorrow? I got a game.
Sorry.
Is he okay? He got that cold that's been going around.
Oh.
And are you coming on Thursday? Oh, yeah.
Fundraiser, sounds fun.
Oh! Keys to the filing cabinet.
Ah! He shoots, he scores.
Ha-ha.
Uh, where are you going? Field hockey practice.
And I am about to be late.
Hang on, are you going to the open house? Yeah, I'll be there.
Sounds fun.
You wanna grab a bite to eat before? Or we could all eat there together.
There's food, right? Yeah.
Bad cheese and cheap wine.
I'll make something.
If you need any help getting anything together, I (sneezes) Uh, he should not be handling food.
It was a sneeze, Campbell.
Okay then! I'll see you both there.
It's my mom's patented feel-better soup.
Totally works on post hand surgery too.
Aw, it's got a ribbon and everything.
That's to make up for the fact that it was made in a dorm room.
It's really nice.
Thank you.
So, obvious question: How cute is your physical therapist? I haven't started P.
T.
yet, but as soon as I do, I will update you on the cuteness factor.
(Laughs) Good.
Good, because I have this whole fantasy mapped out.
- See, his name is Lars.
- Uh? Who's Lars? The physical therapist who's about to fall hopelessly in love with Bay.
And then they'll move to Sweden and start a clinic-slash-art studio.
She's making this whole thing up.
(Laughing) Great.
'Cause I was about to say I wonder what Tank would think about that.
By the way, he just called.
He wants to bring some classwork by.
Uh great.
So, you guys are still Have you met him? Because he is the sweetest guy.
Although, I'm not supposed to have an opinion.
Uh, I would really like to Uh, try the soup.
Could you? Oh, sure.
I'll heat it up.
Pretty.
(Smacks lips) Uh Actually, wow.
I'm gonna be late for this study group.
Okay, wait.
Look, I know the whole Omega Psi thing was completely gross, but Tank is a really good guy.
I gotta go, but I'll check in on you later.
Okay? (Sighs) If we could have just stopped that last play Mm-mm, it wasn't our defense.
It was us.
We suck.
At least there's only one more game.
Yeah, one last chance to get slaughtered.
Okay, guys, listen up.
Next week, we're going up against the school that I happen to know pretty well.
Buckner.
Conference champions Versus a team that started two months ago.
That hasn't gotten a single win all season.
Anyone who thinks that we can't turn this around, you just ask Daphne and Melissa.
Carlton basketball came out of nowhere and crushed it.
Right? So forget about the rest of the season.
Next week is your chance to show everyone who thinks that we are done that they are wrong.
You do not underestimate the Carlton Mustangs.
Am I right?! Am I right? Choo, pow.
Hey.
Wow.
That looks amazing.
Salmon with curry sauce.
And before you say anything, that is low-fat coconut milk.
Huh.
Where'd you find that? Indian grocery store downtown.
Who are you and what have you done with my husband? (Chuckles) How's the writing going? Stressful.
I keep getting e-mails from Lydia.
She wants a full book proposal by Monday.
Well, that's good she's excited, right? (Sighs) Yeah, but I just keep thinking that I need a few more killer stories to just seal the deal.
Hmm.
Hey, you're not holding out on me, are you? Sweetie, I was married to you most of the time I was playing in the league.
According to you, that didn't stop most of the guys.
Well, it stopped me.
Though there's one guy that might still be in K.
C Donny Barris.
Third-base, '88 to '90.
I'm talking this guy was off the charts.
Gary Busey levels of debauchery.
And you know what? He loved to brag about it.
That's great.
Can we have him over for dinner? Yeah, if he hasn't been knifed by someone's husband.
I'll look him up.
You sure you don't mind? I know this book is happening whether I like it or not, so I figure, I might as well get on board.
I just hope it doesn't make you miss the wild old days.
Ohh, you never know.
I might walk through that door with a can of full-fat coconut milk.
- (Inhales sharply) - (Purrs) Mm.
Hey.
Regina: There you are.
How was your game? Uh, pretty much the same as all the others.
At least we got a few goals in.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, why don't we try that new vegan place, cheer you up with a tofu smoothie? Sounds good to me.
Or I could just make something.
Oh, you can make a nice pasta with this.
Oh, that's for me.
I'm making hors d'oeuvres for the clinic on Thursday night.
They're having a fundraiser.
You can come if you want.
Great, I would love to see the place.
Me too? Sure.
Oh, and I was talking with Dr.
J - (Cellphone beeps) - Mm-hmm.
About this summer program with a surgeon.
He's gonna introduce me at the fundraiser.
What type of program? You have to see this.
Leo just sent it.
- It's Abby.
- Oh.
(Gasps) Wow.
She has gotten so big.
She's crawling like a little soldier.
Cute.
I forgot how fun it is to watch them explore.
(Clicks tongue) You were such a delicate little thing.
Always watching.
(Chuckles softly) - I should get dinner going.
- Oh.
- It's alive.
- Oh! (Laughs) What are you doing? Definitely not doing any art.
You'll get there.
Oh, hey, here's the notes from Ledarsky's class.
Italian renaissance.
Sorry, there's a few pizza stains on there.
Mm, at least you were eating on topic.
Sorry.
You probably didn't wanna hear about art class.
No, it's not that.
It's just my friend came over.
Mary Beth, the one who was invited to the luau.
Oh.
She got all weird when I told her I was still dating you.
What, she just expected you to dump me over a party I had nothing to do with? I just wish I could tell her that you were the one who blew the whistle on the whole thing, and that's why it got cancelled.
No way.
- No no no.
- I know.
(Exhales) All right, look.
She just needs to get to know me.
Okay? It's like when my grandma's cat scratched me, I thought all cats were evil, right? And then I meet holstein, this hilarious black and white Tom at my buddy Greg's house.
And Holstein's like, "don't care that you're not into cats, I'm getting in your lap, dude.
" Sweetest guy ever.
And now I love cats.
I have no doubt about your ability to charm her, but I just don't think she'd even wanna hang out.
(Both sigh) Unless we went somewhere and you just happened to show up.
Ahh, I can do that.
Give her the full Holstein treatment.
Oh, please don't crawl in her lap.
No? Is it is that weird? Toby: You need to get a 90 on your physics exam to get off academic probation.
A 90? In physics? By tomorrow? It's our only shot at keeping you on the team.
I could maybe get a 75.
If I had a week to study.
Well, you don't.
Good news is not only are you blessed with an awesome field hockey coach, but he also happens to moonlight as a physics tutor.
- Oh.
- Or at least I will tonight.
You're gonna teach me a quarter's worth of physics in a night? Right after I try to remember it all myself.
But don't worry.
We're gonna be just fine.
- 'Cause you know what I got? - Hmm? Motivation.
And now so do you.
See you at study hall after school.
Whatever you say, Coach.
I hope you understand that this means a lot of rethinking.
Hey, aren't you gonna be late? I don't have a first class.
Oh.
Should I make breakfast? Oh.
Oh, no no no.
Don't worry about it.
Ciao.
It's always a struggle with that woman.
Now she's changing the menu.
Which is the whole concept of the restaurant.
Um, sorry? Uh, his business partner in the restaurant, Christy.
She wants to do Vietnamese fusion now.
- What does that mean? - Exactly! It was supposed to be a Parisian bistro.
- (Cellphone buzzes) - Ooh.
Sorry, I gotta go.
Don't new restaurants sometimes do public tastings? You could do something like that.
Oh, yeah.
Serve something from both menus.
- Put it to a vote.
- What about your thing? The fundraiser tonight? Let me help you out.
My chef will bring a couple things, blow everybody away.
I'll bring Christy.
She'll see how great it is.
That sounds fun.
This is perfect.
Great! Bye.
Bye.
(Door opens, closes) Perfect.
And then Hector's mom told us that after building with us for the day, he wanted to go home and build a porch for his own family.
Sweet.
It's like he's really transformed.
That's incredible.
Right? I I just this is real ministry.
And it's changing me too.
That's great.
I really wish that you could be here.
I'm totally down for a visit.
No, I mean Be here.
Like work with the kids, be a part of it.
You know we talked about this.
Yeah, I know.
But would you at least think about it? I mean, it's not like you have tons going on in K.
C.
I didn't mean it.
I'm sorry.
I just I really miss you.
Me too.
I better go.
Yeah yeah, I should, uh I should get back too.
I love you.
I love you too.
Bye.
(Silently) (Doorbell rings) Donny, how are you, man?! - Hey! - Great to see you.
Look at you! Fresh as a daisy.
Well, I'm keeping my girlish figure.
- Oh, you must be Renee.
- Thank you so much for having us.
- Beautiful place.
- Thank you.
- Shall we sit down? - Hey.
Oh, you didn't have to do that.
Don't thank me yet.
Non-alcoholic, sorry.
Oh, I was hoping to catch a glimpse of the old Donny.
You know, he was quite the wild bronco back in the day.
Well, I'm happy to say this one tamed me.
You make me sound like I broke your spirit.
Trust me, he can still kick.
Ohh.
(Chuckles weakly) Hi, hi.
Hi, I'm so sorry, I'm Kathryn.
- You remember Donny? - Oh, yes.
Uh, I gotta admit, it was all pretty much a blur back then.
But good to see you again.
I'm sure you remember more than you think you do.
Frankly, I try not to.
Oh my God! You are gorgeous.
Donny, how can you not remember her? So sweet.
Um (Chuckles nervously) Dinner's not ready yet, so would you like to sit down? Oh, yeah, great.
- So, tell us how you two met.
- Yeah.
You're not gonna believe it.
A yoga retreat.
I thought I was just drying out turns out my chakras were blocked.
Mm-hmm.
That sounds painful.
I like yoga.
Yeah, um I'm gonna get started on these Kathryn, should we, uh Yeah.
Oh, I'll I'll get the hors d'œuvres.
Nice place.
Wow! This space is gorgeous.
Didn't it used to be a firehouse? Yeah, the city donated it to the clinic, though, so that you and Wes couldn't turn them into condominiums.
- Nice, thanks.
- (Daphne laughs) Here, let me take you on a tour.
Okay.
We should try the hors d'œuvres.
Hi.
Are you Christy? I'm Regina, Angelo's wife.
Oh, hi.
Nice to meet you.
Is he here? I'm guessing he's running a little bit late.
Uh, this looks wonderful.
We're testing menu ideas at a free clinic.
Isn't that fun? Later we'll be serving dessert at the bus depot.
Try the shrimp rolls.
Oh.
- Yum.
- Oh.
(Chuckles) (Exhales) (Exhales sharply) Remind me next time I brag about a goldmine to make sure there's actually gold in it.
Ah, honey, it's not your fault.
I bet I can get him to loosen up.
Give us some time after dinner.
- Really? - Yeah.
I bet the wild man is still in there.
Somewhere.
Underneath all those chakras.
Whatever they are.
Too bad he dried out.
Ah, tell me about it.
Dry hump ale.
Hey, man.
Hey, are John and Kathryn here? Uh, no.
They have friends coming over for dinner.
Ooh, then I have you all to myself.
(Giggles) Hey.
Oh, hey! Jorge, meet my mom.
This is Regina.
Hi oh.
Nice to meet you.
Oh.
Uh, sorry.
Getting sick.
- Oh, you too? - I'm fighting it.
Maybe you should be fighting it at home? You know, that's what I'm starting to think, actually.
What's up, party people?! (Laughs) Why are you wearing a tux? Hey, glamour is always in style.
Uh, Bingman.
- Campbell Bingman.
- (Chuckles) This is my mother, Regina.
Living up to your reputation, I see.
You've been talking about me.
We were about to take a tour.
And you were about to go home.
Actually, I think I could rally.
Wanna go check out the bar? After you, my friend.
Huh.
I can see why you're having trouble making up your mind.
I know.
It's kind of a problem.
(Both chuckle) (Country rock playing softly) I cannot believe you auditioned for the musical! - Can you even sing? - Well, wait wait.
I totally go for it, and when I finish, the director goes, - "look at you!" - (Laughs) What does that even mean? I think it means, "look at you not getting cast in 'Man of la Mancha'!" Oh, crap, I'm sorry.
I'm trying out for a comedy improv next week.
Oh, you'll be great.
You're way more fearless than I'd ever be.
I'm just not afraid of humiliation.
It's my secret weapon.
(Both chuckle) Oh, look at you! (Laughs) Whoa! Hey hey, you guys! Crazy seeing you here.
Tank! Oh my God! (Chuckles) - Hey.
- Hi.
Do you know Mary Beth? - Hi, so good to meet you.
- How's it going? It's awesome.
Awesome.
Guys just doing a little dart-age? Uh, yeah.
But I pretty much suck.
Well, ha! You wanna see sucking at darts? - (Both laugh) - Here, look.
See, it's all in the elbow, my friend.
Uh! Tank is like a total sports guru.
I do dabble in the athletic arts.
(Laughs) Hey, yo, Q-ball! Hang on one second.
What up, man? - I'm gonna head out.
- Wait, no.
We just got started.
I'm kinda tired.
Mary Beth, wait up! Why would you do that? What was the point? I'm sorry, I just I really want you guys to like each other.
I don't understand.
I thought you were okay about this whole stupid luau thing.
I'm not moping around all day, but it doesn't mean I'm happy about it.
Tank is not like that.
He thought that party was awful too.
In fact, he's the one who called the council, to get it cancelled.
Tell him congratulations.
Okay, he's not perfect, but he's a good guy.
And he is nice to me.
He's not gonna suddenly cheat on me with some hot medic.
You of all people should get that Ty didn't cheat on you! What? He made the whole story up.
So you wouldn't have to go through what I went through when Justin died.
He lied about the whole thing.
Okay? He was trying to protect you.
Tell me everything right now.
I don't know everything.
Just that he made it up, or he let you believe it.
So he and Aida didn't How could you sit on this? How could you keep this from me all this time, while I was dying inside?! He made me promise not to tell you.
And you listened? He thought that if he broke your heart now, it'd be better for you in the long run.
In case something happened to him.
That is so stupid! How could he think that that would work? Guys go through a lot before they head over.
Maybe it was crazy.
But he was thinking of you.
That I know.
Ty is 10 times the guy Tank will ever be.
(Soft music playing) So, where did it happen? In Dr.
J.
's office.
Right through there.
I can't believe you stuck a needle into your boss.
- (Chuckles) - Though sometimes I really wanna stick one into Wes.
(Laughs) So, what was it like? Uh, it was sort of - Popped.
- (Gasps) Like a balloon.
Oh.
And the air came out? Yeah, like (Grunts) - (Hisses) - Daphne.
Ah? (Chuckles nervously) I'm glad you could make it.
Hey, Dr.
J.
We were just talking about you.
This is my mom, Regina.
Ah-ha.
Oh, yes.
I see the resemblance.
Nice to meet you.
This place has been so great for Daphne.
It's been great for us too.
Daphne tells me you're thinking of her for a summer program.
Ah, yes.
Let's go find Dr.
Petersen.
Look who's here.
(Gasps) There's miss Abby.
Dr.
J: Well, hello there.
You look just about the same age as my granddaughter.
(Dr.
J.
chuckles) Dr.
J.
, this is my mom's husband, Angelo and his daughter, Abby.
Angelo Sorrento.
Thank you so much for letting us cater tonight.
Ah, so I have you to thank for those quiche.
The chef will be so pleased you like it.
Can I get you something to drink? - Water, thanks.
- Okay.
We were just about to Sorry, doctor, um when I picked up Abby today at her dad's her other dad said that her ears might be congested.
And she's a little hot.
Could be teething.
Come on into the room.
Can't have fun at the party when you're congested.
Can you? (Deeply sighs) Ahh.
Come on, not bad, huh? Tastes like the real thing, minus the hangover and poor judgment.
Yeah, but Donny, come on.
Don't you kinda miss the old days sometimes? Look, I know my current situation may seem a little boring next to life in the show, but I'm telling you, since I've been with Renee, I've had more adventures than I ever had testing mattress springs with a new girl every night.
Yeah, adventure's important.
Kathryn and I have been through a rough patch recently.
That's what we decided.
Gotta do everything you can to keep things exciting.
Ahh, so you called up old Donny, huh? One year, I actually planted the bulbs upside-down.
- I'm the worst.
- (Kathryn laughs) Hey, babe.
What are you boys up to in here? Well, John and I were just discussing how he and Kathryn are looking to have some new adventures together.
Well, I am so glad you called us.
(Chuckles) - Uh? - Oh, no no no.
Don't worry if it's your first time.
- Uh? - Renee: We'll take it slow.
Let's put some music on.
Get the mood going.
- Oh - Of course, I'm always in the mood.
Just ask Donny.
(Laughs) Yeah, well, that goes for both of us.
(Slightly gasps, yelps) (Rock music playing softly) Hey, you find her? Everything okay? Yeah, uh, I I don't know.
Oh.
Dude, my bad.
Guess I failed on the whole charm initiative.
No no no, it's not you.
Could we just catch up tomorrow? Yeah, do you want a ride? No, I'm I'm good.
Could you believe that?! I thought they were working up to pitch us one of those couples' retreats.
That makes two things I don't wanna do with them.
What are we gonna do? We can't just pretend to be looking for music all night.
We've gotta find something to kill the mood.
Where's that marine band C.
D.
? Uh - Roberta Flack? - No! Good lord, no.
Ooh, Abba.
- Which one? - There is an Abba you'd have group sex to? (Laughs) Good point.
Put it on loud.
Loud.
You know what? We can't do this.
They'll be as embarrassed as we are.
We have to just come up with an excuse.
Are you sure? 'Cause you wanted adventure, and Donny's got some pretty nice love handles.
All right, come on.
(Sighs deeply) (Clears throat) Christy.
Are you leaving? Yes.
Could you please tell Angelo that I've wasted enough of my evening? Oh, something wrong? Look, it was nice of you to let us take over here, but I'm sorry.
This is so Angelo to take a crucial business decision and turn it into a popularity contest.
Can I weigh in? If it's about the shrimp dumplings versus the quiche It's about Angelo.
I know sometimes it can seem like all he cares about is making sure everybody likes him.
(Sighs) But isn't that what makes a great restaurant? Knowing how to please people? Make them feel special? Angelo could do that.
He's like he's he's like Jay Gatsby.
You don't want him doing your books, but you definitely wanna be at his parties.
You know, when Angelo asked me to meet his teenage daughter, I wasn't expecting someone more savvy than he is.
I hope he knows how lucky he is to have you on his team.
Okay, stay with me.
Mass times velocity is ? "M" times "V" equals "P" "P" is Mo' mass, mo' speed, mo' "mentum.
" Why would "P" stand for momentum? I don't know.
It just does.
I don't know why I'm busting my butt.
There's no way I'm gonna pass.
And for what? To get back on the team that's not gonna win anyway? How 'bout to save your grades so you can go to college? (Scoffs) Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
So that's it? You're just gonna give up? I'm tired.
You're tired.
This isn't working.
Okay, no.
Sit down.
You are not giving up.
You are gonna ace this test so that we win that game next week.
Because if we go an entire season without winning (sighs) You know what my wife is doing right now? She's in Peru, teaching kids how to read and building schools.
All I have is this ragtag, strapped together, under-budgeted team.
That is it.
So "P" equals momentum.
Can you just get that, please? Okay, man.
Jeez.
You're married? Yes, I am.
Okay.
So you know that girl that ran into you in the second half? She was pretty tiny, right? Yeah, like an angry little elf.
So, how did she knock you over? She was running at me like her hair was on fire.
She had a lot of velocity.
So, what would happen if you ran into her at the same speed? I'd flatten her like an elf pancake.
I'd have more momentum.
And the net force that you hit her with would be? My mass times acceleration? That's it.
All right, let's do another one.
Hey, guys.
Hey, listen, uh, we got some bad news.
Our daughter Bay, she drives this Jalopy from the '60s.
And it seems she's stranded.
Renee: Please, you don't have to.
It's obvious that we made a mistake.
No.
(Groans) I mean, yes.
We didn't mean to freak you out.
No, and you were so nice to have us over for dinner.
It's no big deal.
It's just that We're not into that kind of adventure.
Of course.
Coats.
Look, it's not for everybody.
We get that.
No judgments.
Oh, no, whatever works for you.
Yeah.
Well, for us it's about intimacy, you know? I mean, look, we can brag to the guys about some legendary triple in Cleveland, and pray the wife never finds out.
But you know what's better? Taking your partner with you to all those dark places.
Then they're not so dark anymore, they're just free and beautiful.
And no secrets, no shame.
Just trust and love.
We'll see ourselves out.
- Yeah.
- Renee: Thank you.
It's great seeing you again.
Yeah yeah.
Donny, great to see you.
(Chuckles) Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye, nice (clears throat) (Exhales) _ I know.
Now I'm wondering if I'd even be with Tank if I had known.
_ No, but (Sighs) What if Mary Beth's right? And he's not a good guy.
Am I just kidding myself? _ Only after I found out about it.
He didn't do it on his own.
_ I'm not saying that Ty is perfect _ _ _ _ _ Thanks.
_ Excuse me.
Sorry to interrupt.
I was hoping to meet with that doctor about the program.
Ah, so sorry.
Dr.
Petersen was on call tonight, and had to leave.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, there you are.
Have you seen Christy? She left.
She she left? Why didn't you tell me? Because I have things to do too.
This is my place, not yours.
I'm sorry, I Do you know that I have been trying all night to meet with a doctor about a pre-med program, and now I've missed him? And why? Because I was too busy setting up your food, talking to your boss and getting you free medical care.
- I had no idea.
- Of course not! Because all you ever think about is yourself.
Hey.
Why do I let him get to me? This was a big night for you.
I know that you want us to be a family, and I'm trying But I'm sorry, he's not my father.
And if he wanted to be my father, he never would have left.
Sweetie, you didn't have to do this for me.
I know.
I thought I'd be fine.
It's just that baby.
Every time he tucks her into bed or brags about her, I just I'm jealous of a nine-month-old.
Of course you are.
It's pathetic.
When's it done? I'm tired of this.
It's embarrassing.
I (sighs) I don't know if you ever get over it.
The only thing you can do is make sure it doesn't make you bitter.
Maybe you didn't get much material for your book, but our holiday year-end letter sure got a nice boost.
My mom's gonna love that.
Ah, you never know what those retirees in scottsdale are getting up to.
(Softly chuckles) So, uh, what was that about a triple in Cleveland? Who knows what he was talking about? He seemed pretty sure that you'd remember it.
Probably thinking about some incidents during my first season.
What kind of incidents? This is before I even met you, okay? I can't believe it.
You've been sitting on this when I've been begging you for stories? This is not the kind of stuff you tell your wife.
All right? Especially after all the things we've been through recently.
Okay, well, just just tell me about it.
Kathryn! You heard what Donny said.
There shouldn't be secrets between us.
I can take it.
Okay.
Just remember: You asked for it.
- Okay.
- All right.
(Inhales) So, you can imagine what a "single" is.
Happens all the time, right? - Sure.
- Okay.
Then there is a "double.
" Which is two, uh hook-ups in one night.
You mean together? No! No no no.
These are two separate encounters.
Same night, completely independent of each other.
You gotta wrap up your business with one before you move on to the next.
Well, I certainly hope you wrapped up your business.
I can stop talking right now.
No no no no no no no.
Go on, go on, go on.
Well, then there is the exceedingly rare "triple.
" Practically unheard of.
Three in one night.
How do you do that? Takes a lot of coffee.
Ah.
I have to hear about this.
(Groans) So, it was September, and we had just beaten the Indians in Cleveland.
And I walk into this bar I guess one of the other guys was using his room, and when it fell out in front of me, he just kind of went with it.
Uh-huh.
But now he's saying it was just a lie to protect you? (Scoffs) That's pretty good.
Yeah, gotta remember that one.
Mary Beth didn't want to tell me.
He made her swear not to.
Oh, no.
He was just trying to piss you off so you wouldn't be upset if he got killed.
That makes perfect sense.
It's screwed up, I admit it.
Yeah, but? I don't know, it it's a lot to think about.
Hmm.
(Sighs deeply) So Now what? Now you're gonna you're gonna get back together with him? No.
Emmett was talking about how when someone's not around (sighs) You talked to Emmett about this? Yeah, just to think it through.
Wow.
Wow.
At least I came in third, huh? Guess I really failed that Mary Beth sniff test.
You are not on trial here.
I just wanted to show her that you're not some dumb frat guy Oh, wow, you know what? Stop.
This fraternity is about way more than just one boneheaded idea from a couple of brothers.
And I'm getting kind of tired of defending myself.
(Knocks on door) - Hand check.
- Seriously? I'm just messing with you, dude.
Go for it.
Long as the lady's on board.
All right, we're kind of in the middle of something, so if you could just Oh oh.
Sorry.
Hey, you guys got any of that Tequila left? Amy's coming over later.
No, I gave that to Hasley.
Wait, Amy? Yeah, I know, I know.
Just keep it on the D.
L.
I haven't quite told Karen yet.
God, one of these days all these girls are gonna get together, and pull a dogfight on you guys.
Pull a what? What's that? Um, she probably Um, was thinking about I don't um, she um Not cool, bro.
Not cool.
(Door closes) I'm so sorry.
I didn't meant to say that.
(Exhales sharply) Oh, boy.
That's great.
Just great.
You wanna get out of here? I was gonna bring Jorge a plate.
He went home sick.
How about I give you a ride and we grab a bite to eat after? Sure.
Oh.
Just give me one second.
Yeah.
I thought you left.
I'm so sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
I feel terrible.
I ruined your night.
No.
I'm sure I can meet with that doctor another time.
Sometimes it's hard for me seeing you with Abby.
I know that's stupid.
The way I see it, I have three daughters.
Is it too late for you to show me around? I'd love to see where you work.
Sure.
Come on.
Don't worry.
- I'll bring Jorge the food.
- Oh, you don't have to.
No, man down.
If I'm gonna win this thing, I'm gonna win it fair and square.
Right this way.
Hey.
How did our exam go? Did we get our 90? Well, my teacher graded it in front of me.
Good for you.
I mean, hey, look at that.
You thought you couldn't even clear a 75.
- I know.
- (Sighs) It was a hard test too.
So hard, my teacher added a seven-point curve to everyone's score.
Seriously? - Mm-hmm.
- Ha! - We're gonna kick Buckner's ass! - Right! And you were all, "I'm really happy for you, Sharee.
" It's not all about the game.
Mm-hmm.
Seriously, I kind of understood physics for the first time.
You were like a not-horrible teacher.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
I'll see you at practice.
Hey.
You never came to bed.
I'm almost finished with the proposal.
John Kennish and his harem was just the juice I needed.
Don't worry.
The names have been changed to protect the slutty.
You still okay with all that? Uh, yeah.
I think so.
I mean you're not the only one with a past.
I suppose that's true.
I could tell you all about it.
I mean, it's only fair.
Maybe some other time.
(Laughs) What? You don't think I can take it? No.
I just think it's kinda nice there's still things we don't know about each other.
Oh, yeah.
I think there are still all kinds of things yet to discover.
(Chuckles) I guess Ledarsky's blown us off yet again.
We're being graced with the T.
A.
I'm sorry.
I have to know did I totally ruin it for you? (Sighs) I'll find out next Monday.
I'm being called before the exec board to find out if I'm being blackballed from the chapter.
What? Teacher's assistant: All right, people.
Can they do that? Why are you so upset? - You got what you wanted.
- No, I didn't yeah, you had to make sure I got punished for something I didn't do.
Tank.
Okay, folks, let's get started.
So, Teresa tells me you guys all read the Walter Benjamin essay.
Yes? Great.
So you guys were talking about Italian renaissance.
I'd say, pretty much every piece of work you've looked at radiates what Benjamin's essay calls Down down I'll dig my own shallow grave I'm going down, down, down good girls aren't supposed to misbehave if I'm going down down, down good girls aren't supposed to misbehave.

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