Tarzan (2003) s01e01 Episode Script
Pilot
1 Easy now.
Just need to borrow some blood Oh my God He's heading up to the roof Morning Nikki.
How about those dishes from last night? I move away from mom, only to move in with mom, the sequel.
Wish I lived in the dorms You can live in the dorms.
Just get two jobs, and work your way through school like I did.
I'd rather rob a bank You could do that, but then I would have to arrest you.
Your own sister? Yup Hey, check it out.
It's Michael Wow.
He looks good.
Is he amazing, or what? Why is he dating you, again? Hey, whatâs wrong? Nothing.
It's just, working a case like that can you imagine how great that would be? You'll get there.
Yeah Right So, third victim, same MO We all know the score.
It's a serial case now.
Victims are homeless.
Flammable is karaseen.
He gets them alone, and he sets them on fire.
No witnesses.
Nothing.
So until we get some more focus, we canvas.
What about Edward Creal? Sam, don't.
It's not our case.
What about 'em, Sam? Cases sound kind of similar.
Maybe your boy is a copycat.
Might provide so of that focus you're looking for.
We checked it out, but we don't think so.
It's a different MO.
Besides, he died in prison after you busted him, Sam.
A few years ago, now.
No one really remembers Creal anymore.
Don't you two, have a stray dog to catch? I don't know, Gene.
Is your wife missin'? Sit down.
Bet you though, that was hysterical.
Not at all.
I've seen Geneâs wife.
Sam you have already been in front of the review board twice this year.
You are always pissing people off.
Enough.
What is your deal? You want to know the truth? Yes Really? Truth is.
I like pissing people off.
I'm super good at it, and that is my deal.
Good.
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Listen to me There is no trick to this.
If you want to step up to the show, then this is how.
When you get a hunch, you chase it down, no matter what.
I just think that's Try not to.
Just trust your gut.
Now, I'm gonna pock around this inferno killer case, and I'm gonna see what I can see.
I want your help.
It's not our case.
It's Michaelâs case.
And we should just do our job.
Sir Can I get a bite? You wanted one, you should have ordered one.
Alright, listen I got to go.
Michel wants a progress report, and Iâm reporting no progress.
Anyway.
We're on for Thursday, right? I got that forensics seminar, remember? Oh, man.
How lame that we can't even hook up for dinner and a rental? ????? knew we were a couple ?????? Bye Jane So I was thinking You know I've had it with my apartment.
It's so small and my lease is up in a couple of months and I never get to see you anymore.
What are you tellin' me here? Alright.
Look I don't want to rush into anything but I was, I was thinking maybe maybe we get a place.
Toughter Um, I think this is your kue to say something.
Please.
So these are the kind of cases we get? Stray dogs trashin' markets.
You know what we need on this case? Those two creepy german guys.
You know Las Vages, theleathery skin.
Sigroyd and Freid.
I bet they have our mutts jumpin' trough hoops in no time.
Yeah.
They're magicians not animal trainers.
Yeah, well maybe they can make this case disappear.
Hey, check it out.
Animal control.
Maybe they found our dogs.
Hey What's goin' on? In there.
I got him.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey stop! Woa, woa, woa, easy.
You're under arrest.
So he wore a necklace.
That doesn't prove camandos, or hightech helocopters in the east village.
You don't belive me? I belive you belive it.
If she says it happened, than it happened.
Your partner wasn't on the seane we didn't get a single coraberating report about the choper and you suffered a mild concution.
So a guy gets snatched.
Taken god knows where, and we're not gonna to do a thing about it.
We're goin' to fill out a wanted card, and we're gonna pick the guy up.
Now can we please, talk about the infernon killer? Come on,Capt.
Your boy is flame boiling in the exact same neighborhood that Edward Creal was.
They both found homeless victums in the homeless areas, so what? Look we have a solid lead.
The accelerant on the last victum was procreated septicide.
The killer is an exterminator, Sam.
Yeah, but it still doesn't explain motive.
Why is he targeting homeless people? Sam, not now.
Greystoke What about Greystoke? Alright.
The guys from last night wore this patch.
They're from Greystoke indestries, they must.
.
You want to come back here with had evidence about this about Greystoke then fine.
Otherwise we have nothing to talk about.
Sir, I know what I saw.
Then prove it.
Now I'm done here.
With both of you.
Just need to borrow some blood Oh my God He's heading up to the roof Morning Nikki.
How about those dishes from last night? I move away from mom, only to move in with mom, the sequel.
Wish I lived in the dorms You can live in the dorms.
Just get two jobs, and work your way through school like I did.
I'd rather rob a bank You could do that, but then I would have to arrest you.
Your own sister? Yup Hey, check it out.
It's Michael Wow.
He looks good.
Is he amazing, or what? Why is he dating you, again? Hey, whatâs wrong? Nothing.
It's just, working a case like that can you imagine how great that would be? You'll get there.
Yeah Right So, third victim, same MO We all know the score.
It's a serial case now.
Victims are homeless.
Flammable is karaseen.
He gets them alone, and he sets them on fire.
No witnesses.
Nothing.
So until we get some more focus, we canvas.
What about Edward Creal? Sam, don't.
It's not our case.
What about 'em, Sam? Cases sound kind of similar.
Maybe your boy is a copycat.
Might provide so of that focus you're looking for.
We checked it out, but we don't think so.
It's a different MO.
Besides, he died in prison after you busted him, Sam.
A few years ago, now.
No one really remembers Creal anymore.
Don't you two, have a stray dog to catch? I don't know, Gene.
Is your wife missin'? Sit down.
Bet you though, that was hysterical.
Not at all.
I've seen Geneâs wife.
Sam you have already been in front of the review board twice this year.
You are always pissing people off.
Enough.
What is your deal? You want to know the truth? Yes Really? Truth is.
I like pissing people off.
I'm super good at it, and that is my deal.
Good.
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Listen to me There is no trick to this.
If you want to step up to the show, then this is how.
When you get a hunch, you chase it down, no matter what.
I just think that's Try not to.
Just trust your gut.
Now, I'm gonna pock around this inferno killer case, and I'm gonna see what I can see.
I want your help.
It's not our case.
It's Michaelâs case.
And we should just do our job.
Sir Can I get a bite? You wanted one, you should have ordered one.
Alright, listen I got to go.
Michel wants a progress report, and Iâm reporting no progress.
Anyway.
We're on for Thursday, right? I got that forensics seminar, remember? Oh, man.
How lame that we can't even hook up for dinner and a rental? ????? knew we were a couple ?????? Bye Jane So I was thinking You know I've had it with my apartment.
It's so small and my lease is up in a couple of months and I never get to see you anymore.
What are you tellin' me here? Alright.
Look I don't want to rush into anything but I was, I was thinking maybe maybe we get a place.
Toughter Um, I think this is your kue to say something.
Please.
So these are the kind of cases we get? Stray dogs trashin' markets.
You know what we need on this case? Those two creepy german guys.
You know Las Vages, theleathery skin.
Sigroyd and Freid.
I bet they have our mutts jumpin' trough hoops in no time.
Yeah.
They're magicians not animal trainers.
Yeah, well maybe they can make this case disappear.
Hey, check it out.
Animal control.
Maybe they found our dogs.
Hey What's goin' on? In there.
I got him.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey stop! Woa, woa, woa, easy.
You're under arrest.
So he wore a necklace.
That doesn't prove camandos, or hightech helocopters in the east village.
You don't belive me? I belive you belive it.
If she says it happened, than it happened.
Your partner wasn't on the seane we didn't get a single coraberating report about the choper and you suffered a mild concution.
So a guy gets snatched.
Taken god knows where, and we're not gonna to do a thing about it.
We're goin' to fill out a wanted card, and we're gonna pick the guy up.
Now can we please, talk about the infernon killer? Come on,Capt.
Your boy is flame boiling in the exact same neighborhood that Edward Creal was.
They both found homeless victums in the homeless areas, so what? Look we have a solid lead.
The accelerant on the last victum was procreated septicide.
The killer is an exterminator, Sam.
Yeah, but it still doesn't explain motive.
Why is he targeting homeless people? Sam, not now.
Greystoke What about Greystoke? Alright.
The guys from last night wore this patch.
They're from Greystoke indestries, they must.
.
You want to come back here with had evidence about this about Greystoke then fine.
Otherwise we have nothing to talk about.
Sir, I know what I saw.
Then prove it.
Now I'm done here.
With both of you.