Teen Titans Go! (2013) s01e38 Episode Script
Birds
The H.
I.
V.
E.
Is at it again.
Look at them loitering so hard.
Disgusting.
Titans, go! [ALL SCREAM.]
Such disrespect of signage is unacceptable.
ROBIN: Break the law, and I break your face, Gizmo.
[GIZMO THUDDING & ROBIN GRUNTING.]
Um, Robin, his face appears to be quite broken.
[GASPS.]
Hanging out in front of stores makes me sick.
I am starting to feel the sick too.
What's wrong fellas? Why you keep laying down? Yeah.
We thought you loved standing so much.
Please, Titans.
- Is this not excessive? ROBIN: Unh! We're just trying to teach them a lesson.
It's ourjob as heroes.
But we are always teaching the lesson, and they are never the learning.
Hmm.
Mayhaps it's because we haven't used missiles.
[CAR ALARMS WAILING.]
Oh, man.
That felt good.
Yeah, man.
Remember when you were all, "Boom, boom, boom"? And they were all, "Aah!" And then I was all, "Pshh, pshh, pshh.
" And they were all, "No.
Please, stop.
Please.
Aah!" [LAUGHS.]
And you with that staff, bro.
I know.
I was like, "Hey Gizmo.
" Whack, whack, hi-ya! Spine crack.
Unh.
Soft-tissue destruction.
Hyah! Hyah! - Good times.
- No.
The times, they were not good.
You should be feeling pretty good, Mama.
You were all, "Zoom, zoom, zoom" with the face lasers, and they were all, "It burns! It burns! Aah!" Please do not re-create the moment with the sound effects.
I do not wish for our aggression on the battlefield to carry over into our domestic behavior.
Pfft.
Like that would ever happen.
[TIMER DINGS.]
- Now, who wants a slice? ALL: I do.
[GRUNTING.]
[ALL CACKLING.]
[GROWLING.]
Mm.
You order this from the new place? Perhaps we can try to solve our problems without the fighting? No way.
- Please? - Mm, sorry, but there's nothing you can say to make us give up kicking butt for good.
BEAST BOY: Yeah.
Robin's right.
CYBORG: I mean, you know, I'll do it, but I was hoping I would not have to resort to this.
The eyes.
[GASPS.]
Don't look at the eyes.
- So pathetic.
- Aah! I can feel my barbaric impulses draining right out of my body.
No way.
I'll never giving up punching things.
- Never.
Unh.
Unh.
- Unh.
Aah! Do not worry, friends.
I promise to help you walk the path of peace.
Never! You're never gonna beat my high score, bro.
Oh, yeah? Yah! Hey.
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV.]
BEAST BOY: Get off of me, fool.
[CYBORG & BEAST BOY GRUNTING.]
Friends, no.
The competitive game is making you aggressive.
Why not play this game instead? "Puppy Tummy Tickles"? Ugh.
- Sounds lame.
- Super lame.
So lame.
- Oh! - Oh! What did you just do? I scratched his tum-tum, bro.
BEAST BOY: Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
- Look at that tail go.
- Aw, look at that little snuggily-buggily.
[CYBORG & BEAST BOY GIGGLING.]
Friend Raven, you will never achieve inner peace through such acts of the aggression.
- Uh, what are you talking? - That.
- My fingers? - Your tips.
When you press your tips together like that, a million skin cells writhe in the agony.
- Come on.
- Just look.
[ALL SCREAMING.]
Now try again.
Whoa.
CELLS: Yay! [WHISTLING.]
Arachnid intruder.
Now hold still, you little creep.
You are still resisting the way of peace, Robin.
Don't interfere, Star.
This is a dangerous spider.
It would smash you in a second if it could.
Smash you.
Then perhaps he can learn through your example.
Argh! Fine.
We'll try it your way.
This is such a bad idea.
Oh, heh, hey there, little guy.
[ROARS THEN CHOMPS.]
[SCREAMS.]
It bit me! You must have provoked it somehow.
Ugh, this is exactly what nonviolence leads to.
I let my guard down, and now I'm going to die from spider venom.
Oh, Glorbarg.
It is far too small to hurt you, Robin.
Ah! What? [SCREAMS.]
Why didn't I crush that filthy insect when I had the chance? Only a couple more seconds of life until the venom reaches my brain.
[GASPS.]
Ah, I can taste compassion.
It's so warm.
I can smell brotherhood.
[SNIFFS.]
Brotherhood Ah, yes.
The essence of the beautiful is unity in variety.
Mm.
Glorious.
Let us enter a new era of Teen Titan super-harmony.
Let us.
[GRUNTS.]
[CYBORG PLAYING FOLK MUSIC.]
Namaste, my sweet sister.
More green tea? Mm.
It tastes like everyone in the world holding hands.
[ALARM WAILING.]
The Titan alert.
Evidently, someone is in danger.
This is our chance to show how well the nonviolence works.
Ah.
Titans, go! In peace.
[GRUNTS.]
[WHIRRING NEARBY.]
Okay, Titans.
Time to deal with the H.
I.
V.
E.
Once and for all.
[GROWLS.]
[SNARLS.]
Prepare to deploy forgiveness.
I forgive you for loitering here in such a fashion.
Unh.
Go in peace.
Unh.
Forgiveness is having no effect.
Ah! Counterattack with wisdom.
Wisdom? Okay.
If your heart is a volcano Ow! - How shall you expect flowers Oh! Ow! Ow! - To bloom? I think we are starting to get through to them.
[STARFIRE GASPS.]
Oh.
Could I have been wrong? Might fighting truly be the only path to peace? I think we're going to have to resort to our weapons.
Oh.
If we have no choice.
We've altered our weapons and powers in the name of peace.
That's right, Star.
And now it's time for a cuddle cannon.
[WOOFING.]
I'm even softer than I look.
Here's a little gift from the Rainbow Dimension.
Look.
They have surrendered to the healing power of love.
Rest assured, Gizmo your defeat is humanity's ultimate victory.
The journey to a world of the peace and harmony has begun.
STARFIRE [SINGING.]
: Peace and love Peace and love Everybody gets the hug Peace and love Peace and love Everybody have the high fives and cakes Peace and love Peace and love I want the cheese for breakfast ALL: We want the cheese for breakfast
I.
V.
E.
Is at it again.
Look at them loitering so hard.
Disgusting.
Titans, go! [ALL SCREAM.]
Such disrespect of signage is unacceptable.
ROBIN: Break the law, and I break your face, Gizmo.
[GIZMO THUDDING & ROBIN GRUNTING.]
Um, Robin, his face appears to be quite broken.
[GASPS.]
Hanging out in front of stores makes me sick.
I am starting to feel the sick too.
What's wrong fellas? Why you keep laying down? Yeah.
We thought you loved standing so much.
Please, Titans.
- Is this not excessive? ROBIN: Unh! We're just trying to teach them a lesson.
It's ourjob as heroes.
But we are always teaching the lesson, and they are never the learning.
Hmm.
Mayhaps it's because we haven't used missiles.
[CAR ALARMS WAILING.]
Oh, man.
That felt good.
Yeah, man.
Remember when you were all, "Boom, boom, boom"? And they were all, "Aah!" And then I was all, "Pshh, pshh, pshh.
" And they were all, "No.
Please, stop.
Please.
Aah!" [LAUGHS.]
And you with that staff, bro.
I know.
I was like, "Hey Gizmo.
" Whack, whack, hi-ya! Spine crack.
Unh.
Soft-tissue destruction.
Hyah! Hyah! - Good times.
- No.
The times, they were not good.
You should be feeling pretty good, Mama.
You were all, "Zoom, zoom, zoom" with the face lasers, and they were all, "It burns! It burns! Aah!" Please do not re-create the moment with the sound effects.
I do not wish for our aggression on the battlefield to carry over into our domestic behavior.
Pfft.
Like that would ever happen.
[TIMER DINGS.]
- Now, who wants a slice? ALL: I do.
[GRUNTING.]
[ALL CACKLING.]
[GROWLING.]
Mm.
You order this from the new place? Perhaps we can try to solve our problems without the fighting? No way.
- Please? - Mm, sorry, but there's nothing you can say to make us give up kicking butt for good.
BEAST BOY: Yeah.
Robin's right.
CYBORG: I mean, you know, I'll do it, but I was hoping I would not have to resort to this.
The eyes.
[GASPS.]
Don't look at the eyes.
- So pathetic.
- Aah! I can feel my barbaric impulses draining right out of my body.
No way.
I'll never giving up punching things.
- Never.
Unh.
Unh.
- Unh.
Aah! Do not worry, friends.
I promise to help you walk the path of peace.
Never! You're never gonna beat my high score, bro.
Oh, yeah? Yah! Hey.
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV.]
BEAST BOY: Get off of me, fool.
[CYBORG & BEAST BOY GRUNTING.]
Friends, no.
The competitive game is making you aggressive.
Why not play this game instead? "Puppy Tummy Tickles"? Ugh.
- Sounds lame.
- Super lame.
So lame.
- Oh! - Oh! What did you just do? I scratched his tum-tum, bro.
BEAST BOY: Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
- Look at that tail go.
- Aw, look at that little snuggily-buggily.
[CYBORG & BEAST BOY GIGGLING.]
Friend Raven, you will never achieve inner peace through such acts of the aggression.
- Uh, what are you talking? - That.
- My fingers? - Your tips.
When you press your tips together like that, a million skin cells writhe in the agony.
- Come on.
- Just look.
[ALL SCREAMING.]
Now try again.
Whoa.
CELLS: Yay! [WHISTLING.]
Arachnid intruder.
Now hold still, you little creep.
You are still resisting the way of peace, Robin.
Don't interfere, Star.
This is a dangerous spider.
It would smash you in a second if it could.
Smash you.
Then perhaps he can learn through your example.
Argh! Fine.
We'll try it your way.
This is such a bad idea.
Oh, heh, hey there, little guy.
[ROARS THEN CHOMPS.]
[SCREAMS.]
It bit me! You must have provoked it somehow.
Ugh, this is exactly what nonviolence leads to.
I let my guard down, and now I'm going to die from spider venom.
Oh, Glorbarg.
It is far too small to hurt you, Robin.
Ah! What? [SCREAMS.]
Why didn't I crush that filthy insect when I had the chance? Only a couple more seconds of life until the venom reaches my brain.
[GASPS.]
Ah, I can taste compassion.
It's so warm.
I can smell brotherhood.
[SNIFFS.]
Brotherhood Ah, yes.
The essence of the beautiful is unity in variety.
Mm.
Glorious.
Let us enter a new era of Teen Titan super-harmony.
Let us.
[GRUNTS.]
[CYBORG PLAYING FOLK MUSIC.]
Namaste, my sweet sister.
More green tea? Mm.
It tastes like everyone in the world holding hands.
[ALARM WAILING.]
The Titan alert.
Evidently, someone is in danger.
This is our chance to show how well the nonviolence works.
Ah.
Titans, go! In peace.
[GRUNTS.]
[WHIRRING NEARBY.]
Okay, Titans.
Time to deal with the H.
I.
V.
E.
Once and for all.
[GROWLS.]
[SNARLS.]
Prepare to deploy forgiveness.
I forgive you for loitering here in such a fashion.
Unh.
Go in peace.
Unh.
Forgiveness is having no effect.
Ah! Counterattack with wisdom.
Wisdom? Okay.
If your heart is a volcano Ow! - How shall you expect flowers Oh! Ow! Ow! - To bloom? I think we are starting to get through to them.
[STARFIRE GASPS.]
Oh.
Could I have been wrong? Might fighting truly be the only path to peace? I think we're going to have to resort to our weapons.
Oh.
If we have no choice.
We've altered our weapons and powers in the name of peace.
That's right, Star.
And now it's time for a cuddle cannon.
[WOOFING.]
I'm even softer than I look.
Here's a little gift from the Rainbow Dimension.
Look.
They have surrendered to the healing power of love.
Rest assured, Gizmo your defeat is humanity's ultimate victory.
The journey to a world of the peace and harmony has begun.
STARFIRE [SINGING.]
: Peace and love Peace and love Everybody gets the hug Peace and love Peace and love Everybody have the high fives and cakes Peace and love Peace and love I want the cheese for breakfast ALL: We want the cheese for breakfast