Teen Titans Go! (2013) s03e18 Episode Script
Two Parter: Part Two
"Two Parter: Part Two" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING.]
Titans! It seems that the second part of this special event will entail saving the Justice League from Darkseid.
The Dark Side? [LAUGHING.]
Finally, we got some Star Wars up in this piece! [MIMICKING LIGHTSABER.]
Should I be dressed like Han Solo then? And I will be the Bacca that chews.
[MIMICS GROWLING NOISES.]
Not "the Dark Side"! Darkseid.
The most dangerous villain in the universe.
Powerful enough to defeat any hero he faces.
- Even Superman? - Yes.
- Batman? - Yes.
Spider-Man? Well, Spider-Man wouldn't fight Darkseid - Is it because he is too lazy? - What a bum! You know, this really lowers my opinion of Spider-Man.
We have to get to planet Apokolips, and save the Justice League from Darkseid's deadly grasp.
Fine.
But let's change into our own clothes first.
No way! We have to wear these costumes, to honor the heroes we aspire to be! But it's more than that! It's about my dream to join the Justice League.
The history.
The honor.
The justice.
In that case, I say we all play pretend and act like dumb little babies, so Cyborg can live out his childish dream.
Thanks, Robin.
Now, before we save the Justice League, there's something I always wanted to do.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Assembled in the mighty Hall of Justice are the world's greatest heroes.
The Flash! The fastest person on Earth, but needs to improve her endurance.
[COUGHING.]
Batman! He always tells you his name, so there's no confusion! - I'm Batman.
- Wonder Woman! - She's got bracelets, and a rope! - And yogurt.
The Martian Manhunter! Watch out, men! Get back here, you mans! And Green Lantern! Almost as cool as Cyborg! Who should totally be a member of the Justice League one day Evil-doers beware! These guys are doing things! Everywhere! With their underwear on the outside! Phew! Okay.
Let's get to our vehicles.
We've got superheroes to save! [ENERGY PULSATING.]
So, we all get our own vehicles? Cool! [PLANES TINKLING.]
Ooh, I can't wait to try out Wonder Woman's invisible jet! [HATCH SEALS.]
Okay, let's see here.
Uh How do I Hmm.
Guess I'll just pull this [ENGINES REV.]
[PLANE CRASHING.]
[ENGINES SLOWING.]
Oops Umm Maybe this one? [LEVER CRANKS.]
[PLANE CRASHING.]
Oh! Yikes.
Okay, okay.
I-I've got it now! I think [BUTTON DINGS.]
[PLANE CRASHING.]
Oops, sorry! [PLANE CRASHING.]
Whoa! [PLANE CRASHING.]
I, uh Oh! One second [PLANE CRASHING.]
[STRUGGLING.]
Whoa [DUST SETTLING.]
Heh.
That wasn't right [PLANES SIZZLING.]
I guess we'll ride with you, then Everyone squeeze in.
[ALL STRAINING.]
[ROBIN STRAINING.]
Okay.
Let's go.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
So, this is Apokolips.
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
Ooh - Wow! - Incredible.
Where's Martian Manhunter? Still in the invisible John, bro! Can you at least shut the door? It is shut! See [AIR RUSHING.]
[ALL COUGHING.]
[CHOKING.]
Close it! Close it! You're out of invisible toilet paper, Mama.
[SHUDDERING.]
This is the most dangerous planet in the universe! To save the Justice League, we'll have to use all of our powers together! Batman! You - Batman? - [DEEP VOICE.]
I'm Batman.
- I need you to Where'd he go? - I'm Batman.
Listen, I just need you Stop disappearing dramatically! What was that? I'm Batman.
Stay still and listen! - I can't.
I'm Batman.
- Say, "I'm Batman," one more time.
I dare you.
I double-dare you.
I'm Batman.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
[THUMP.]
Ow! Ohh, you just got Bea Arthur-ed, son! Thanks, Bea! Is there nothing your deadpan sass can't fix? [ENERGY PULSATING.]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING.]
There! It's the Justice League! Batman, quick! Use your batarangs to free them! [LASER FIRING.]
Darkseid! How dare you enter my home and try to take what is mine! [CRASHING.]
Children should not meddle in the affairs of adults.
[ALL TEETH CHATTERING.]
That voice is so scary So gravelly, yo! For your insolence, you will be cast into the fires of Excuse me, Mr.
Seid? Would you care for a lozenge? Uh Yes, actually.
You appear to have the scratchies of the throat.
Uh, I've been fighting this cold for the longest time.
[CHEWING.]
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm [CLEAR VOICE.]
Mmm, oh, wow, thank you! My throat feels so much better.
My pleasure.
Ah, yeah.
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
You will be cast into the fires of Apokolips, where you will burn for eternity! Um You're not You're not cowering in fear - Your voice isn't threatening anymore.
- Oh, come on! I'm still terrifying.
You should be all trembling and stuff.
Maybe it'll help if you tell us your evil plans.
Can't you see I have the lives of the Justice League literally hanging in the balance? I press a button, and boom! They're gone! You do not sound like the kind of person who would do such a thing.
Well, I'm also going to use the Anti-Life Equation to destroy Earth.
Equations? [LAUGHING.]
Ahh.
Are you a bad guy, or are you a math nerd, bro? You know, this dude totally sounds like someone I know! Weird Al Yankovic! - He so does! - Yes, indeed! Ah, yes, the great singer of song parodies.
[CHUCKLING.]
If only I was half as evil! To earn a living by making songwriters look like fools [CHUCKLING.]
Diabolical.
I dunno, I think it's all in good fun.
What's fun about undercutting musicians by subverting their words and compromising their artistic integrity? Weird Al is a true monster! You take that back! He is a national treasure! A monster, I say! That tears it! You're going down, Darkseid! Justice League, go! - That's you guys.
- Huh? ALL: Oh, yeah, okay.
Got my lasso [MUSIC.]
[YELLING.]
Ahhh! [ELECTRONIC BEEPING.]
Whoa! Bracelet block, bracelet block, bracelet block.
Ahh! I'm gonna hunt me some mans! [CHOMPING.]
Ahh! [YELLING.]
[GOLDEN GIRLS THEME PLAYING.]
Ahhh! No! How will we ever learn to balance cutting humor and loving friendship without you? You failed! The Justice League will soon be no more! And Earth will be destroyed! Along with your precious Weird Al! I may have failed as Green Lantern, but I won't as Cyborg! Ping.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
Ahhh! [WHIRRING.]
[GASPING.]
[SIZZLING.]
[SPLASHING.]
Bullseye! - You were the amazing, Cyborg! - Really? Thanks to you, we defeated Darkseid, and saved the Justice League! [CLUNKING.]
Forget what I just said.
You're a failure.
On the bright side, there's a spot open on the Justice League now! You just defeated Darkseid, so they're probably going to take you, bro! No! Not like this! I failed them.
If only I could reverse time and bring Martian Manhunter back Reverse time? That's it! I can send us back in time by flying very fast around the planet, causing it to spin in reverse, creating time travel science! - You mean like Superman did that one time? - Exactly.
[YELLING.]
Time travel science! [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
[TAPE REWINDING.]
[CLINKING.]
- We're back! - Quickly! Save the Martian Manhunter! [CLINKING.]
- Oops - Again! [MUSIC.]
[CLINKING.]
Again! [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
[CLINKING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
Again! [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
- He did it! - Now, let's open these things up! [BEEPING.]
[ALARM SOUNDING.]
- We're so bad at this! - Again [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
- [EXHALING.]
They are safe.
- Let's just leave them here.
But they'll never know that I defeated Darkseid - and saved the world! - Friend Cyborg, one day they will surely recognize your strength and bravery.
Just be true to yourself, and you will live your dream.
Thanks, Star.
But to one day call the Hall of Justice home [SIGHING.]
like that'll ever happen.
[ALL GIGGLING.]
This never gets old.
Okay, okay.
Shh, shh, shh.
[YELLING.]
Ding, dong, ditch! [DOORBELL RINGS.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
BEAST BOY: Suckers! [ROBIN LAUGHING.]
[DOORS SLIDING.]
[ROBIN CHUCKLING.]
Hey, I see you! Get back here, you scamp! [ALL LAUGHING.]
[MUSIC.]
[THEME PLAYING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING.]
Titans! It seems that the second part of this special event will entail saving the Justice League from Darkseid.
The Dark Side? [LAUGHING.]
Finally, we got some Star Wars up in this piece! [MIMICKING LIGHTSABER.]
Should I be dressed like Han Solo then? And I will be the Bacca that chews.
[MIMICS GROWLING NOISES.]
Not "the Dark Side"! Darkseid.
The most dangerous villain in the universe.
Powerful enough to defeat any hero he faces.
- Even Superman? - Yes.
- Batman? - Yes.
Spider-Man? Well, Spider-Man wouldn't fight Darkseid - Is it because he is too lazy? - What a bum! You know, this really lowers my opinion of Spider-Man.
We have to get to planet Apokolips, and save the Justice League from Darkseid's deadly grasp.
Fine.
But let's change into our own clothes first.
No way! We have to wear these costumes, to honor the heroes we aspire to be! But it's more than that! It's about my dream to join the Justice League.
The history.
The honor.
The justice.
In that case, I say we all play pretend and act like dumb little babies, so Cyborg can live out his childish dream.
Thanks, Robin.
Now, before we save the Justice League, there's something I always wanted to do.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Assembled in the mighty Hall of Justice are the world's greatest heroes.
The Flash! The fastest person on Earth, but needs to improve her endurance.
[COUGHING.]
Batman! He always tells you his name, so there's no confusion! - I'm Batman.
- Wonder Woman! - She's got bracelets, and a rope! - And yogurt.
The Martian Manhunter! Watch out, men! Get back here, you mans! And Green Lantern! Almost as cool as Cyborg! Who should totally be a member of the Justice League one day Evil-doers beware! These guys are doing things! Everywhere! With their underwear on the outside! Phew! Okay.
Let's get to our vehicles.
We've got superheroes to save! [ENERGY PULSATING.]
So, we all get our own vehicles? Cool! [PLANES TINKLING.]
Ooh, I can't wait to try out Wonder Woman's invisible jet! [HATCH SEALS.]
Okay, let's see here.
Uh How do I Hmm.
Guess I'll just pull this [ENGINES REV.]
[PLANE CRASHING.]
[ENGINES SLOWING.]
Oops Umm Maybe this one? [LEVER CRANKS.]
[PLANE CRASHING.]
Oh! Yikes.
Okay, okay.
I-I've got it now! I think [BUTTON DINGS.]
[PLANE CRASHING.]
Oops, sorry! [PLANE CRASHING.]
Whoa! [PLANE CRASHING.]
I, uh Oh! One second [PLANE CRASHING.]
[STRUGGLING.]
Whoa [DUST SETTLING.]
Heh.
That wasn't right [PLANES SIZZLING.]
I guess we'll ride with you, then Everyone squeeze in.
[ALL STRAINING.]
[ROBIN STRAINING.]
Okay.
Let's go.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
So, this is Apokolips.
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
Ooh - Wow! - Incredible.
Where's Martian Manhunter? Still in the invisible John, bro! Can you at least shut the door? It is shut! See [AIR RUSHING.]
[ALL COUGHING.]
[CHOKING.]
Close it! Close it! You're out of invisible toilet paper, Mama.
[SHUDDERING.]
This is the most dangerous planet in the universe! To save the Justice League, we'll have to use all of our powers together! Batman! You - Batman? - [DEEP VOICE.]
I'm Batman.
- I need you to Where'd he go? - I'm Batman.
Listen, I just need you Stop disappearing dramatically! What was that? I'm Batman.
Stay still and listen! - I can't.
I'm Batman.
- Say, "I'm Batman," one more time.
I dare you.
I double-dare you.
I'm Batman.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
[THUMP.]
Ow! Ohh, you just got Bea Arthur-ed, son! Thanks, Bea! Is there nothing your deadpan sass can't fix? [ENERGY PULSATING.]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING.]
There! It's the Justice League! Batman, quick! Use your batarangs to free them! [LASER FIRING.]
Darkseid! How dare you enter my home and try to take what is mine! [CRASHING.]
Children should not meddle in the affairs of adults.
[ALL TEETH CHATTERING.]
That voice is so scary So gravelly, yo! For your insolence, you will be cast into the fires of Excuse me, Mr.
Seid? Would you care for a lozenge? Uh Yes, actually.
You appear to have the scratchies of the throat.
Uh, I've been fighting this cold for the longest time.
[CHEWING.]
Mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm [CLEAR VOICE.]
Mmm, oh, wow, thank you! My throat feels so much better.
My pleasure.
Ah, yeah.
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
You will be cast into the fires of Apokolips, where you will burn for eternity! Um You're not You're not cowering in fear - Your voice isn't threatening anymore.
- Oh, come on! I'm still terrifying.
You should be all trembling and stuff.
Maybe it'll help if you tell us your evil plans.
Can't you see I have the lives of the Justice League literally hanging in the balance? I press a button, and boom! They're gone! You do not sound like the kind of person who would do such a thing.
Well, I'm also going to use the Anti-Life Equation to destroy Earth.
Equations? [LAUGHING.]
Ahh.
Are you a bad guy, or are you a math nerd, bro? You know, this dude totally sounds like someone I know! Weird Al Yankovic! - He so does! - Yes, indeed! Ah, yes, the great singer of song parodies.
[CHUCKLING.]
If only I was half as evil! To earn a living by making songwriters look like fools [CHUCKLING.]
Diabolical.
I dunno, I think it's all in good fun.
What's fun about undercutting musicians by subverting their words and compromising their artistic integrity? Weird Al is a true monster! You take that back! He is a national treasure! A monster, I say! That tears it! You're going down, Darkseid! Justice League, go! - That's you guys.
- Huh? ALL: Oh, yeah, okay.
Got my lasso [MUSIC.]
[YELLING.]
Ahhh! [ELECTRONIC BEEPING.]
Whoa! Bracelet block, bracelet block, bracelet block.
Ahh! I'm gonna hunt me some mans! [CHOMPING.]
Ahh! [YELLING.]
[GOLDEN GIRLS THEME PLAYING.]
Ahhh! No! How will we ever learn to balance cutting humor and loving friendship without you? You failed! The Justice League will soon be no more! And Earth will be destroyed! Along with your precious Weird Al! I may have failed as Green Lantern, but I won't as Cyborg! Ping.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
Ahhh! [WHIRRING.]
[GASPING.]
[SIZZLING.]
[SPLASHING.]
Bullseye! - You were the amazing, Cyborg! - Really? Thanks to you, we defeated Darkseid, and saved the Justice League! [CLUNKING.]
Forget what I just said.
You're a failure.
On the bright side, there's a spot open on the Justice League now! You just defeated Darkseid, so they're probably going to take you, bro! No! Not like this! I failed them.
If only I could reverse time and bring Martian Manhunter back Reverse time? That's it! I can send us back in time by flying very fast around the planet, causing it to spin in reverse, creating time travel science! - You mean like Superman did that one time? - Exactly.
[YELLING.]
Time travel science! [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
[TAPE REWINDING.]
[CLINKING.]
- We're back! - Quickly! Save the Martian Manhunter! [CLINKING.]
- Oops - Again! [MUSIC.]
[CLINKING.]
Again! [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
[CLINKING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
Again! [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
- He did it! - Now, let's open these things up! [BEEPING.]
[ALARM SOUNDING.]
- We're so bad at this! - Again [CYBORG ZOOMING.]
- [EXHALING.]
They are safe.
- Let's just leave them here.
But they'll never know that I defeated Darkseid - and saved the world! - Friend Cyborg, one day they will surely recognize your strength and bravery.
Just be true to yourself, and you will live your dream.
Thanks, Star.
But to one day call the Hall of Justice home [SIGHING.]
like that'll ever happen.
[ALL GIGGLING.]
This never gets old.
Okay, okay.
Shh, shh, shh.
[YELLING.]
Ding, dong, ditch! [DOORBELL RINGS.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
BEAST BOY: Suckers! [ROBIN LAUGHING.]
[DOORS SLIDING.]
[ROBIN CHUCKLING.]
Hey, I see you! Get back here, you scamp! [ALL LAUGHING.]
[MUSIC.]
[THEME PLAYING.]