Teen Titans Go (2013) Episode Scripts

N/A - Booty Scooty

1 "Booty Scooty" [OPENING THEME PLAYING] ROBIN: Guys! Guys! Yo, it's Robin.
[PANTING] You'll never believe this! Let me in! First do the Booty Scooty.
- Come on, do I have to? - Well, you ain't coming in till you feel the shame of that Booty Scooty, son.
[ANGRY GRUNTS] Fine! [DANCE CLUB MUSIC PLAYING] Booty! Scoot your booty, that booty Now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty That booty, now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty, that booty Now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty That booty, now do the booty scooty Scoot, scoot Scoot that booty, booty Scoot, scoot Scoot that booty, booty Scoot your booty, that booty Now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty That booty, now do the booty scooty Booty! [ALL LAUGHING] [STARFIRE GIGGLES] You've been sufficiently shamed.
I'll open it for you.
Come on, I have news! Just open the latch! The machine of golden rubes will handle that menial task for us.
[CARNIVALESQUE MUSIC PLAYING] [METAL CRANKING] [BALLOON POPS] [CHICKEN SQUAWKS] [SLAPS] [MONKEY SHRIEKS] [BAT SHRIEKS] [MUSIC CUTS] [FOOTBALL THUDS] These things never work in real life! [GRUNTS] Huge news, guys! Some rich land barons are planning on tearing down the Titans Tower and turning it into a shopping mall.
- I like shopping.
- Cool.
It is not cool.
We have to stop them.
But how, Robin? The rich land barons have all of the monies.
There's only one way to fight money.
With more money! Follow me.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] What is the object of our attic search? This.
You brought us up here for an old map? This is no ordinary map.
This is a treasure map.
A rare historical artifact like this has got to be worth a fortune.
In fact, this whole attic is filled with valuables.
We can sell them for cash money and save the tower, yo! Yeah, seriously, let's just have a yard sale.
We're not selling the map or any of these other valuables.
We are going on a super dangerous adventure - to find the treasure.
- Super dangerous? - You mean, we might die? - It's highly probable.
So, the map says the treasure is somewhere under the Tower.
Titans, go! [TIRES SCREECH] [EERIE MOANING] What was that? Oh, that's just the freak I keep chained up down here.
ALL: Freak? [GROANING] Freaky Face! - Oh, man, he's nasty.
- I know.
That's why I keep him chained up down here.
Why is he so angry? Don't know.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] I bought the most expensive chains.
I keep the TV on the same channel 24/7.
And once a day, I deliver food and put it just out of his reach.
[GROANS] - Uh, uh, uh.
So ungrateful.
- He truly is the monster.
Guys, I think he just needs a friend.
What up, freak? [GRUNTS AND SNORTS] [SNIFFING] Ooh, vegetable.
Oh! You want the turnip I keep in my pocket? [GRUNTING] [MUNCHING LOUDLY] [HAPPY GRUNTING] Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
Mmm.
[SNORTS AND LAUGHS] [SLURPS AND LAUGHS] [SNORTING AND CHOMPING] See? He's a good dude.
Actually, he's a violent and unpredictable dude.
Yo, freak! You tell these knuckleheads we're best buds? More.
Aw, sorry, dude.
That was my last turnip.
[ANGRY GRUNTING] [SCREAMS] Run! [ANGRY GROANING] - I think we lost him.
- Aw, man, is that piano made of bones? What's wrong with people? I've seen this before.
We need to play the piano to open that door.
But one wrong note, and [PIANO NOTE PLAYING] [MACHINE BLOWING] Ah.
The pressure is intense, I know.
But one of you must volunteer to ALL: I'll do it.
- All of you? - Yeah, man.
We all play the piano.
- We're really good at it.
- You would know that if you had bothered to come to our recital.
[PLAYING UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC] [DOOR CREAKING OPEN] It's working! Keep it up! Oh, yeah.
Let me get some! [GRUNTS] [PLAYING ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC ON PIANO] [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] Ah! [BLADES SWOOSHING] Aah! Aah! [PLAYING ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC ON PIANO] - Beast Boy! - Uh, my bad.
[PLAYING HAPPY PIANO MUSIC] That's what's up.
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING] Aah! A ladder.
But where does it lead? - To the living room.
- Wait.
We could have just climbed down the ladder, and skipped the freak and the deadly piano thing? Yeah, but where's the adventure in that? I don't want no adventure.
I wants my couch! - Yeah, actually, I agree.
- My buttocks too craves the soft sofa.
Yeah, I'm gonna take couch over adventure this time.
But what about the treasure and saving the Tower? - What about not dying down here? - Don't you see? [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] You may live up there, but down here you might die.
Up there is a comfy couch and a TV.
But down here there's a freak.
Down here there's a bone piano and other horrors! So, who's with me? [MUSIC CUTS] Yeah, no thanks.
We're going back.
Now, who's with me? [MOANS] [SCREAMS] - Freaky Face.
- Freak! [ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING] [MOANING] [CRACKS] [ALL SCREAM] [GROANS] [SCREAMS] [ALL SCREAMING] [ALL SCREAMING] [GRUNTS] [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] BEAST BOY: Wow! [GROWLING] [GASPS] The giant octopus! If we want that treasure we have to fight it.
Really? We're kinda running short on time.
I feel like we should just go around this guy.
Fine.
We'll skip the octopus.
[DISAPPOINTED GROAN] [WHIMPERS] Apologies, my eight-legged friend.
[KISS] [HAPPY MOAN] [DETERMINED MUSIC PLAYING] There it is! BEAST BOY: Wow! [ALL EXCLAIM] Keep those diamonds, yo! Forget the diamonds, look at those ducats! RAVEN: Those are some sweet ducats! Doubloons! [LAUGHING ECSTATICALLY] [LAUGHS] We're rich! Yeah, we are.
Now, let's get out of here.
ROBIN: This is for you, dead guy.
[TREMBLING] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS] [GROWLS] One gem? You steal my treasure.
And all you leave me is one single gem? I was being thoughtful.
What am I to do with one measly gem? Please, tell me.
In all fairness, we thought you were dead.
I was! Dead and happy! Look, I am fine with someone taking my riches, but did you have to insult me by giving me this?! One single gem? Now, give me back my treasure! [CARNIVALESQUE MUSIC PLAYING] [SKULL WHISTLING IN AIR] [RATTLING AND THUDDING] [MUSIC CUTS] Ah, these things.
They never work in real life.
[ALL SCREAM] I can't believe it.
We didn't get the treasure.
It was right there.
I guess I should have been more generous with that dead guy.
I'm sure gonna miss this place.
A shame we will lose it to those despicable land barons.
Wait a second.
Wait one second! Why don't we sell this extremely valuable map? It's worth a fortune.
That's what we said at the beginning! And you insisted that we go on that super dangerous adventure! We'll sell the map! Why didn't I think of this earlier? Then the Tower is saved? We are going to live in this Tower now and for the rest of our lives! [ALL CHEERING] Oh, yeah.
You hear that, freak? [LAUGHING AND SNORTING] You brought him in the house? Yeah, mama.
Like I said, we both love turnips.
So, we're best friends.
Well, if he wants to stay he's got to do the Booty Scooty.
Oh, come on! - Sorry, bro.
Tower rules.
- [SIGHS] Right.
[DANCE CLUB MUSIC PLAYING] Booty! Scoot your booty, that booty Now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty That booty, now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty, that booty Now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty That booty, now do the booty scooty Scoot, Scoot Scoot that booty, booty Scoot, Scoot Scoot that booty, booty Scoot your booty, that booty Now do the booty scooty - I love you, freak.
- That's what's up! [CLOSING THEME PLAYING]