That's So Raven (2003) s01e15 Episode Script

Chrissy Now, you're going to need to spend a few more hours in the gym, sweetie to tighten that up.
I need to use your bathroom.
Um, what's wrong with the one downstairs? Dad just used that one.
Say no more.
Mom says if we hurry, she'll drive us to school.
Listen, what are you doing Saturday? Corey, I just had a vision that Mom wants to spend some "quality time" with one of us this weekend.
Quality time? I'm going over to Jeremy's tomorrow.
He just got his tonsils out and we're feeding them to his snake.
What are you doing? Well, nothing, but it's Friday.
I can still get an offer.
Where's Mom now? Waiting for us in the living room.
I'm going for the kitchen.
Me, too.
I can pee at school.
Wait.
Oh, get out of my way.
I got to get my stuff.
I got to get my backpack.
Kids! Have you seen Raven? Oh, you want Raven.
She's right here.
What are you doing under there? Mama, can't a girl just chill under her own kitchen table? Listen, what are you doing Saturday? This Saturday? Now, if you already have plans, that's fine.
It's not like I'm going to guilt you into it by saying it has been so long since we did anything together even though it has.
So, how 'bout it? Got any plans? No, nothing, but something probably.
With you.
And I wanted to spend Saturday with you but I wouldn't want to disappoint Raven because that's how much I love you.
Yep, that's me.
I love my mom-- just not on Saturday.
Freeze.
Love that you're psychic.
Me, too.
Soda does not go with suede.
So what's the big deal about hanging with your mom tomorrow? You know what? I guess there's nothing happening this week anyway, so Hey, Raven we're going RollerBlading by the beach Saturday.
You want to come? Rae, I have an extra ticket to the Alicia Keys concert Saturday.
I'm having a pool party this Saturday.
And we're going waterskiing.
The concert's totally sold out.
It's a barbecue.
You like steak, or lobster? We can check out the lifeguards.
Great seats, front row center.
I'm inviting the whole class.
Backstage passes.
It's going to be so cool.
Karaoke.
So, can you come? You want to come? Are you coming? No! I mean, no thanks.
I'm fine.
She has to spend quality time with her mother.
Oh, that's too bad.
So, what are you doing this weekend, Eddie? Going to the movies with a friend.
We're going to see Ninja Vampires from Outer Space.
See, this vampire comes to Earth 'cause they done sucked all the blood from his planet, right? And the garlic don't work on these dudes because they're from outer space and there is no garlic in outer space that we know of.
Wait a minute; you know that guy? Oh, you mean Ricky? That's who I'm going to the movies with.
I have been trying to get that guy to notice me all year.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What about this? I run into you at the movies and act surprised; you can be like "Yo, what's up, Rae?" This is my homey Come join us.
" And then you know, I'll I'll look into his big, brown, beautiful eyes and, and I'll say Well, I won't know what I'll say; I'll be too nervous but I will look good, 'cause given.
One problem.
How are you going to get out of doing something with your mom? I just had the best vision.
Did it involve me and Halle Berry? No, 'cause I actually see things that are going to happen.
I just saw my mom blowing her nose which obviously means that she's going to get a cold which means my Saturday just opened up-- no quality time! I just feel bad that she's going to get sick.
You sure you're not feeling sick? Not a tad bit stuffy? Here, blow for me, Mother.
No, stop.
Blow, blow, blow.
Thank you.
Listen, honey how about you? Are you all set for our big day today? Uh, Mom, I hate to tell you this, but, uh Mr.
Petracelli just stuck me with this research assignment which means I have to spend all day in the library.
Oh, well, honey, it's okay.
We'll have plenty of other times we can get together.
Next Saturday at 10:00 is good for me, how about you? Great! It's a date.
Thanks.
Bye, Mom.
The old library research trick-- a classic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, you know, I'm thinking you do.
Oh, there's thinking going on in here.
Must be in the wrong house.
You know what, actually, Dad Corey was thinking that, uh, you two need to spend some more quality time together.
He was hoping for this afternoon.
Really? Oh, that would be great.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
I'll just call one of the chefs to cover for me at the restaurant.
Have a great Saturday.
Chubby cheeks.
Eddie? Edward? Oh, my goodness, is that you? Oh, excuse me, that is my friend.
Excuse me.
Watch your tootsies.
Coming through.
Thank you much.
Oh, thank you.
And what a coincidence it is to see you here at the movies my unattached friend, Raven.
Whose phone number I happen to know if anyone should want it.
Hi, I'm Ricky.
And I'm Raven.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
That's okay.
It's okay.
That was my popcorn.
Extra large, with butter.
Eddie.
Scat.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Shake it off, shake it off.
Oh my goodness, I'm good.
I'm good.
Oh! Goodness! Oh! I'm good! I'm good.
Watch that step.
Maintenance! I mean, hey, family.
Rae, what are you doing here? Yeah, big sister? I thought you were at the library doing research.
Well, you know I was.
But, you know, there's a really, really good explanation you know, for all this.
We're waiting.
Okay, let me see, um well She must have finished early, gone home and seen my note.
What note? Dad, the note.
You didn't Mama, you tell him, 'cause I I left her a note so she'd know where we were and wouldn't worry.
Exactly, and I know where you are and I'm not worried.
You guys better go ahead.
Your movie's about to start.
Yeah, our movie's for babies.
Honey, you're just not old enough to see the other movies.
But why do I have to see Quest of the Bunny People? That's what we're seeing? Any ninjas in that? I am so glad you came.
We're going to see Farewell to Forever.
But, but, Mom, I got It's a tragic tale about two lovers who are so close, yet so far apart.
I heard that.
These look good.
Oh, hey hey, Mom, don't you think you know it's just bit drafty in here? That's not good for your cold, right? How is it coming? How is that? Stop it.
I am fine.
Hey, are you hungry? Hungry? Yes, Mama, I am.
So I need to go to the candy counter.
It could take a while, long line, about an hour.
See you.
Honey, it's crazy to pay those prices.
Let's see, I've got popcorn, chips, sandwiches Do want tuna or chicken? You know, what I want, you couldn't have in that bag.
Try me.
Chocolate-covered raisins? $2.
69 a pound.
Great.
Oh, Mom! I'm so sorry.
Mama, I'm so sorry.
Oh, let me go get you some more.
Be right back.
My treat.
You're not going to like that seat.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
Hey, where's Ricky? He went to go get himself some popcorn.
He asked if I wanted some, but I said no because Raven's going to be coming back with mine.
So, I'll just wait and wait, and wait.
I'm sorry.
Um, see, I ran into my whole family in the lobby and now I'm stuck watching this lame movie with my mom.
So when Ricky gets back I want you to tell him Tell me what? Tell I wanted to tell you that I forgot your popcorn.
I'm sorry.
That's okay, we can share mine.
Oh, thank you.
We're sharing.
Hello.
Your mom's going to bust you if you don't get your butt back there.
Oh, I know.
This is so romantic.
Want a bite? Honey, sounds like you're the one that's coming down with a cold.
We'll stop and get you some throat lozenges on the way home.
And maybe, maybe some hand lotion, too.
What's taking Eddie so long? Who? Eddie.
Right.
Who? Never mind.
Candy? Rae, did you get my chocolate covered raisins? Are you all right? Um, yes, I am.
Actually, no, I'm not, 'cause, um I don't like that candy.
Sorry.
So I'm going to get my own, right.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Aw If I have to watch this, so do you.
Okay.
What did I miss? Well, the Bunny People are sad and Pitter-patter the squirrel went out to get help in the Land of Happy Rainbows.
But don't worry there's still an hour and a half left.
Oh, this line is way too long.
Hey, girl.
Hey Becky, I just started today.
Let me help you out.
Hey, sir, what you want? Some chocolate-covered raisins? Great choice.
I like them, too.
Okay, whoa.
No, you stay, I'm going to go to the back get some more containers 'cause we're totally out.
This guys wants popcorn.
Extra butter, okay? Thanks, Becky.
Becky's going on a little break.
I'm going to get you some popcorn, sir.
Here we go, getting some popcorn.
Butter.
Come on, let's go.
There we go.
Butter.
All right, here you go, sir.
Everything's under control, people.
Can I get the can I, can I Let me just There you go.
Calm down, people.
Here's your licorice.
Get your licorice.
Take this.
I don't have no time to wrestle with this.
Nachos! Nachos? Here, take the nachos, people.
Take the nachos.
Take the nachos.
I'm so sorry.
I love you.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that right there.
See, that's brains.
Hey, Becky.
How you doing, girl? Back so soon? Who ordered the boot with butter? It was, it was nice working with you, Becky.
Let me butter your popcorn for you.
Um, here, let me get this from you, Becky.
Thanks, Becky.
Okay, clouds are not made out of cotton candy bunnies do not talk and trees do not hug you when you're sad.
These are lies we shouldn't be teaching to our children.
You think your mom will buy it? No.
And a real ninja wouldn't care.
We're going in.
Ew, his brains are oozing out through his eye socket.
Let's get a seat up close.
Give this to my mom.
Your candy, your mom, and your jacket.
I'm going back to my movie.
Oh, please, Eddie.
It's stuck, wait Rae, did you get my chocolate covered raisins? Yes, Mom.
Coming.
Coming, Mom.
Hey, you can have your raisins, Mom.
I'll give them to you right now.
No, no, not left now.
Right now.
Uh, there you go, Mommy.
Thank you.
But dearest you and little Rodney are all I have.
This movie is so sad.
I love it.
You want a tissue? Uh, no thanks.
Okay, then maybe I will.
I'll just use it to wipe my nose, not my ear.
Wait, ear to the left above my chin Oh, there's my nose, right Oh, yeah, that was good.
That was good.
Thank you.
Now I'm just going to stop I'm just going I'm going to stop now.
Ew, that's nasty.
Let me just flick it right over there.
Um, hey, Mom, you got something to drink? Oh, sure, you want water or lemonade? Um, surprise me.
Okay, I don't think she saw us.
So when you go back in there I want you to go in there, just sit down, be quiet Rae, I told you, I'm not doing it anymore.
Eddie, I just want to go in there and say good-bye to Ricky and then I'll be right back.
She is so into that movie it doesn't matter who's next to her, I'm telling you.
Oh, yeah? Is that why she leaned over three times to let you know how glad she was that you were there? She said that? Yes.
And if you were sitting with her you would have heard it.
By the way, your mom's buying me bras and underwear Thursday.
Sorry, Mom, bathroom break.
Wait, wait, wait a second.
What's going on? Honey, the movie's over.
No.
I mean, I just I- I don't want it to be over.
Oh, me neither, honey.
But there'll be other movies.
Other Saturdays.
I was just getting into this one.
Mom, you blew your nose, like in my vision but you're not doing it because you have a cold.
You're doing it because you were crying at the movie.
Well, it's the movie and it's you and it's me and it's our time together.
Right, our time.
Honey, I love you.
Wasn't this fun? Yeah.
What happened to your hands? They were so rough.
What'd you put on them? Uh butter.
Hey, baby, look.
I know what you're thinking.
We tried to make it through the Bunny People but clouds are not made out of cotton candy and Bunnies do not suck other bunnies' blood.
Exactly.
That would be so cool.
Yeah, the little sharp teeth and the little furry necks.
Yeah! Yeah, we'll be outside.
Raven, Mrs.
Baxter.
What a lovely surprise it is to see you here today.
I'm here with my friend Ricky.
We were going to grab a bite to eat.
You want to come? Honey, you should go.
He is fine.
Okay.
You know what, Ricky? I think I'm going to hang out with my mom.
Okay.
Then I guess I'll just see you at school.
Okay.
Yo, Rae.
Good for you.
Honey, you didn't have to do that.
I know, but I really wanted to see the movie with you.
Again.
Really? Really.
But we just saw it.
Yeah, well, I guess I just need some more quality time.
Someday, we'll be together again.
Until that time, farewell to forever.
I just wish somebody'd get beaten up in this thing.