That's So Raven (2003) s03e15 Episode Script
Gettin' Out of Dodge
1 What is this, Chels? Think we're supposed to climb it.
See, now, if it was meant to be climbed It would come with an escalator.
Yo, coach! Someone's giving wedgies in the hallway.
Wait That was us! Attention, everyone! Attention! Listen up! We're gonna play something I like.
And when Bianca likes a game, we all like it.
The game is dodgeball.
To the extreme.
Hey, excuse me, hi! Why does it have to be dodgeball? Why can't it be a nice friendly game of Jacks? Ok.
We'll throw Jacks at you.
Balls are good.
Muffy, Loca, explain the rules.
To make the game more fun for us Bianca's rules are as follows: Run! Rae, I hate dodgeball! This is my worst nightmare! Criss-cross, Chels.
Criss-cross! Criss-cross! They got me, Rae.
I'm going down.
Chels! You crissed when you should have crossed! Say good night, Baxter.
'Night, Baxter.
Oh, snap! If Bianca was conscious right now, you wouldn't be.
Yep, that's me.
Bianca's waking up.
Rae, what are we gonna do? I say we do the 3-point plan See if she's ok, beg her forgiveness, then we run! Bianca Our fallen leader, speak to us.
Yeah, Bianca, I just wanna explain I'm not hurting you.
You're not! Habit.
Sorry.
Raven, why hurt when we can love? What Bianca's trying to say is I don't know what Bianca's trying to say.
What I'm trying to say is I don't wanna be a bully anymore.
Bianca! Come on! That's the dodgeball talking! Here.
File your nails and say something mean.
And hurt someone's feelings? Not gonna happen.
You knocked the bad right out of her! What are we supposed to do now? We could do our own thing be individuals.
Yeah! What's that? Or We could find a new leader.
People, please.
I appreciate the love, but a sister could use a little breathing room.
Yo! You're breathin' Raven's air! Raven doesn't like her air breathed.
No, no, it's ok.
I don't mind sharin' the air.
Raven, let us do our job.
From now on, we got your back! Get out! Raven This Is Bianca's nail file.
It belongs to you now.
Thank you? Hey, ok I'm gonna be right back.
Hey! I think they think you're their new leader.
Do you want to tell them I'm not? Hey, guys.
Hey, dad.
Is it ok if Larry eats with us? My mom's making tuna casserole.
Yeah, you can stay.
Thanks, Mr.
Baxter.
So what are you cookin'? Spaghetti bologanaise.
You guys wanna help out? Gee, dad, as much as we'd like to, we really don't want to.
I want to.
This stuff looks pretty cool.
Come on, man.
Dad, can you call us when dinner's ready? Hey, I'm gonna stay here and cook with your dad.
Why? It looks like fun.
It is! Tell you what Why don't you add these onions to this sauce? For real? I i thought we were gonna go play game ball.
Check me out, Mr.
Baxter.
I'm cookin'! Nice technique, Larry.
You're a natural.
Thanks! If anyone cares, i I'll be upstairs in my room doin' something fun.
Now that we got your back, you get to go straight to the front of the lunch line.
Too bad we still have to eat the lunch.
Good one, Raven! You should warn us when you're gonna be that funny.
Well, you guys are a great audience.
Thank you.
How you doin'? He is fine! You like that?! Yeah, that's Roy Nicholson.
He's in my art class, but he's never even noticed me.
You want him to be your boyfriend? Loca, you can't make someone like me.
It's a simple question Yes or no? Hey, Rae.
Hey, Chels! You have an appointment? Actually, yes.
I'm going to the dentist on Thursday.
An appointment with Raven! Raven's a dentist now? My friends don't need an appointment.
That's right! See? Rae, could you take a look? This back tooth's kind of sensitive to the cold.
I'm not a dentist, Chels.
You might wanna tell your receptionist.
You want us to take care of her? No, no, no! There will be no taking care of anyone.
You know what? It's great having you guys as a posse I have to admit But there's a couple of rules we need to go over.
Ok, let's see.
Shoot.
Ok, well Rule number 1 I don't want to see you guys doing anything bad.
You got that? Duly notes.
If you don't want to see it, it won't be seen.
Ok, great! Now that we understand each other, everything is cool.
I will definitely tell you the other rules when I think of them.
Man! I forgot my science book.
You can borrow mine.
Loca! Thank you! We just wanna make you happy.
You guys are so sweet.
Larry.
You're Cooking.
In my kitchen.
Uninvited.
I thought I'd give your Alfredo sauce recipe a shot.
Of course, I could never get it as velvety smooth as you do.
Yeah.
How long have you been here? 2 hours, 3 tops.
I hope you brought some parmesan, you know, 'cause We're out.
Larry? I thought we were gonna go shoot some hoops today.
I can't.
Your dad's gonna teach me how to de-bone a chicken.
I am? Dad, can I see you in the living room for a second? Cory, I was just about to suggest the same thing.
Larry, we'll be right back.
Dad Don't you have any friends your own age? Cory, Larry's not my friend.
Then why's he always with you? I don't know! He got the cookin' bug.
It was cool at first, but now it's just annoying.
Yep.
That's Larry.
I really miss him.
Look, look.
I'll just tell him that the kitchen is closed, ok? No, no, no, dad, no, no, no! He is a very sensitive guy.
He'll be crushed.
I just have to figure out a way to snap him out of it without hurting his feelings.
Mr.
Baxter! The chicken and I are waiting! And soon.
Hey, y'all! Wait! What, did I say something wrong? You didn't have to say anything, Rae.
Since you been hanging with the dangerous duo, nobody wants to get on your bad side.
No, it's not true, Eddie.
They've changed.
Ever since they've been under new management, namely me, Loca and Muffy have been nothing but nice, sweet, and generous.
I've not seen them do one bad thing.
Hey, Rae, you know that cute guy Roy you have a crush on? Well, I just saw him walk around the corner! Well, I guess it's time for me to walk around the corner! Ok.
So there's just a few rules you have to follow.
So listen up! Here's your flowers.
Here's your candy.
And here's your new girlfriend.
Her name is Raven.
Your first date's tomorrow.
Don't forget to compliment her shoes, and you'd better call her the next day.
And remember We know where your locker is.
We have a problem.
Hey.
Yo, what's up, Rae? Did you straighten everything out with your boy Roy? Yeah, yeah.
I went to go apologize, but His mother said that he moved.
Although I could swear I heard someone crying behind the couch.
Rae, come on! If you don't do something quick, Loca and Muffy are gonna make the whole school afraid of you.
I know.
That's why I have to get Bianca back to the way she was.
What? Pshh! Man, please! She turned into a total goody-goody.
That's Bianca right now.
I'm gonna try to get her to remember the bad old days, so play along.
Yoo- I brought cookies! Did you steal 'em? No.
I made them with love.
Isn't that sweet? And we were just thinking about all the fun things you used to do to us.
Fun? Fun? Yes, fun Remember? That fun! Right! Good times.
Ok.
So why don't we sit right here so we can remember the good times Together, ok? What a horrible thing we did to you! Look at the fear in your eyes.
Yeah, yeah.
But look at the Joy In yours.
Look! There's Eddie when you put the lizard down his pants.
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me? The lizard didn't bite my heart.
Bianca, don't worry.
Hey Look! This is when you gave Chelsea the hostile makeover.
It really brought out my eyes.
See, Bianca? You were born to be bad.
It's your gift.
And you should share your gift with Muffy and Loca, your loyal posse, at your side.
That's sweet But those days are over.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
Mr.
Baxter, what's your favorite tomato? I don't know, Larry.
Here we go Hey, Larry, why don't you go tell Cory to turn the music down.
Sure thing, Mr.
Baxter.
Try not to do anything cool until I get back.
Cory Mom? Hi, honey! What are you doing? We're working out our glutes.
Man, I'm starting to feel the burn.
How 'bout you, Barbara? No pain, no gain, Cory! Cory, why are you working out with my mom? Your grandma was a little busy.
What? Look, man, you're always cooking with my dad.
I just wanted someone to hang with.
Cory, maybe you didn't notice This is my mom.
So? This is my dad.
I see what you're trying to do here.
No, wait.
I don't.
Honey, have you ever felt left out? Well, that's what Cory was feeling all week.
Larry, I think what we're all trying to say is that it's cool that you're interested in cooking, but you should never ignore your friends.
Ok.
I'm sorry.
It's all right, man.
So you wanna go shoot some hoops? Sure.
I was talking to Barbara.
I'm just playin' with you, man.
That's a good one.
Look, Rae, I think the best way to handle this whole thing is to just tell Loca and Muffy that you don't wanna be their boss anymore.
Yeah Hey, here they come.
You wanna tell them for me, Eddie? Eddie? Eddie! Aw, man! Morning, chief.
We brought you a scone.
Thanks, but I don't eat scones.
Here.
You can have it back.
Hey! You know what, Muffy, Loca, we really need to talk.
Ok.
So No, no, no! Here you go.
I'm so sorry about that.
They didn't mean it.
Y'all just need to listen, ok? See Sometimes when people are really opposites, it's kind hard to be friends.
Wait a second.
You and Chelsea are opposites! Exactly! Yes, we are! And then sometimes it works But other times, it doesn't.
Do you get what I'm sayin'? It's not working.
Exactly.
And sometimes when it doesn't work, you just have to, you know, fix it and move on.
Consider it done.
Just like that? If that's the way you want it.
You guys are so great! Thank you.
Well, peace out.
You understand what Raven was saying, right? Yeah.
It's not working out with Chelsea, and she wants us to take care of it.
Exactly.
This afternoon at dodgeball, Chelsea gets Raven's message loud and clear.
Hey, Raven, we got something for you.
You guys, I thought we were cool! We are.
We just thought you might like this.
It's a pass from the nurse.
You're excused from gym today.
This is cool! Now I don't have to climb the rope! Thanks, you guys.
But how'd you get it? The nurse owes us a favor.
Yeah.
We send her a lotta business.
Ok, well, thanks! I guess this is like a good-bye present.
Good-bye to Chelsea.
Yo, coach, fresh donuts in the teacher's lounge.
It's show time.
Man, those girls are so sweet.
This is from Raven.
No! I gotta save Chels! Chelsea Chels! Chelsea! I gotta save you, Chels.
Hold on, Chels! I'm on my way! It's time to play What if I don't want to? Here are your choices: Either you do it You do it Or you do it! Ok! Let me think.
What was the second one again? I'm coming, Chels! You're about to get a message from Raven.
From Rae? I thought it was gonna be something bad.
Still coming, Chels Let's get this over with.
Ok, you guys, let me have it! Chelsea Ok, Daniels.
Let me make this as clear as I can.
We're going to take these dodge balls and hit you with them really hard.
Why would you wanna do that? It's not us.
It's Raven.
She doesn't want to be your friend anymore.
This is from Raven.
Drop the balls and step away from my friend! Rae, how'd you get all the way up there? Lottsa stairs, a dark, scary crawl, and, well, it's a long story.
But I'm here to save ya, Chels! Hey, you guys! I thought you understood what I was saying! We did.
You wanted us to get rid of Chelsea.
No! I wanted to get rid of you! Ouch.
See, Rae, I knew you would never do anything to hurt me.
Of course not, Chels! You're my best friend.
Hey And how cool is it that you can hang onto this rope even though you clearly don't have the strength to hold on even for a few more seconds? Thanks for the reminder, Chels.
No problem, Rae.
Don't mention it.
I'm ok.
Thanks for breaking my fall.
You know what's cool? Now that you're the nice Bianca, I don't have to worry about the evil Bianca giving me that blazing stare like you're doing right now And having that evil drip of drool.
How 'bout Baxter! Ok.
It's all so clear to me now.
I had the bad knocked outta me, and you just knocked it back in.
Bianca's back, and she's baaaad! Give it up, Baxter.
Right.
Wait a second.
I got a little You're gonna pay for this, Baxter.
Bianca feels revenge is imminent.
So, now that we're back to normal, what do I have, like 3 to run? 2? 1? Get her.
Bianca, no! Wait, Bianca! Stop! Not the face! Y'all wanna stop! What's wrong? Nothing! Did you have a good day, dad? All right.
I'll see ya later.
Dad, whatever you do, do not answer the Door.
Here Comes The pain.
See, now, if it was meant to be climbed It would come with an escalator.
Yo, coach! Someone's giving wedgies in the hallway.
Wait That was us! Attention, everyone! Attention! Listen up! We're gonna play something I like.
And when Bianca likes a game, we all like it.
The game is dodgeball.
To the extreme.
Hey, excuse me, hi! Why does it have to be dodgeball? Why can't it be a nice friendly game of Jacks? Ok.
We'll throw Jacks at you.
Balls are good.
Muffy, Loca, explain the rules.
To make the game more fun for us Bianca's rules are as follows: Run! Rae, I hate dodgeball! This is my worst nightmare! Criss-cross, Chels.
Criss-cross! Criss-cross! They got me, Rae.
I'm going down.
Chels! You crissed when you should have crossed! Say good night, Baxter.
'Night, Baxter.
Oh, snap! If Bianca was conscious right now, you wouldn't be.
Yep, that's me.
Bianca's waking up.
Rae, what are we gonna do? I say we do the 3-point plan See if she's ok, beg her forgiveness, then we run! Bianca Our fallen leader, speak to us.
Yeah, Bianca, I just wanna explain I'm not hurting you.
You're not! Habit.
Sorry.
Raven, why hurt when we can love? What Bianca's trying to say is I don't know what Bianca's trying to say.
What I'm trying to say is I don't wanna be a bully anymore.
Bianca! Come on! That's the dodgeball talking! Here.
File your nails and say something mean.
And hurt someone's feelings? Not gonna happen.
You knocked the bad right out of her! What are we supposed to do now? We could do our own thing be individuals.
Yeah! What's that? Or We could find a new leader.
People, please.
I appreciate the love, but a sister could use a little breathing room.
Yo! You're breathin' Raven's air! Raven doesn't like her air breathed.
No, no, it's ok.
I don't mind sharin' the air.
Raven, let us do our job.
From now on, we got your back! Get out! Raven This Is Bianca's nail file.
It belongs to you now.
Thank you? Hey, ok I'm gonna be right back.
Hey! I think they think you're their new leader.
Do you want to tell them I'm not? Hey, guys.
Hey, dad.
Is it ok if Larry eats with us? My mom's making tuna casserole.
Yeah, you can stay.
Thanks, Mr.
Baxter.
So what are you cookin'? Spaghetti bologanaise.
You guys wanna help out? Gee, dad, as much as we'd like to, we really don't want to.
I want to.
This stuff looks pretty cool.
Come on, man.
Dad, can you call us when dinner's ready? Hey, I'm gonna stay here and cook with your dad.
Why? It looks like fun.
It is! Tell you what Why don't you add these onions to this sauce? For real? I i thought we were gonna go play game ball.
Check me out, Mr.
Baxter.
I'm cookin'! Nice technique, Larry.
You're a natural.
Thanks! If anyone cares, i I'll be upstairs in my room doin' something fun.
Now that we got your back, you get to go straight to the front of the lunch line.
Too bad we still have to eat the lunch.
Good one, Raven! You should warn us when you're gonna be that funny.
Well, you guys are a great audience.
Thank you.
How you doin'? He is fine! You like that?! Yeah, that's Roy Nicholson.
He's in my art class, but he's never even noticed me.
You want him to be your boyfriend? Loca, you can't make someone like me.
It's a simple question Yes or no? Hey, Rae.
Hey, Chels! You have an appointment? Actually, yes.
I'm going to the dentist on Thursday.
An appointment with Raven! Raven's a dentist now? My friends don't need an appointment.
That's right! See? Rae, could you take a look? This back tooth's kind of sensitive to the cold.
I'm not a dentist, Chels.
You might wanna tell your receptionist.
You want us to take care of her? No, no, no! There will be no taking care of anyone.
You know what? It's great having you guys as a posse I have to admit But there's a couple of rules we need to go over.
Ok, let's see.
Shoot.
Ok, well Rule number 1 I don't want to see you guys doing anything bad.
You got that? Duly notes.
If you don't want to see it, it won't be seen.
Ok, great! Now that we understand each other, everything is cool.
I will definitely tell you the other rules when I think of them.
Man! I forgot my science book.
You can borrow mine.
Loca! Thank you! We just wanna make you happy.
You guys are so sweet.
Larry.
You're Cooking.
In my kitchen.
Uninvited.
I thought I'd give your Alfredo sauce recipe a shot.
Of course, I could never get it as velvety smooth as you do.
Yeah.
How long have you been here? 2 hours, 3 tops.
I hope you brought some parmesan, you know, 'cause We're out.
Larry? I thought we were gonna go shoot some hoops today.
I can't.
Your dad's gonna teach me how to de-bone a chicken.
I am? Dad, can I see you in the living room for a second? Cory, I was just about to suggest the same thing.
Larry, we'll be right back.
Dad Don't you have any friends your own age? Cory, Larry's not my friend.
Then why's he always with you? I don't know! He got the cookin' bug.
It was cool at first, but now it's just annoying.
Yep.
That's Larry.
I really miss him.
Look, look.
I'll just tell him that the kitchen is closed, ok? No, no, no, dad, no, no, no! He is a very sensitive guy.
He'll be crushed.
I just have to figure out a way to snap him out of it without hurting his feelings.
Mr.
Baxter! The chicken and I are waiting! And soon.
Hey, y'all! Wait! What, did I say something wrong? You didn't have to say anything, Rae.
Since you been hanging with the dangerous duo, nobody wants to get on your bad side.
No, it's not true, Eddie.
They've changed.
Ever since they've been under new management, namely me, Loca and Muffy have been nothing but nice, sweet, and generous.
I've not seen them do one bad thing.
Hey, Rae, you know that cute guy Roy you have a crush on? Well, I just saw him walk around the corner! Well, I guess it's time for me to walk around the corner! Ok.
So there's just a few rules you have to follow.
So listen up! Here's your flowers.
Here's your candy.
And here's your new girlfriend.
Her name is Raven.
Your first date's tomorrow.
Don't forget to compliment her shoes, and you'd better call her the next day.
And remember We know where your locker is.
We have a problem.
Hey.
Yo, what's up, Rae? Did you straighten everything out with your boy Roy? Yeah, yeah.
I went to go apologize, but His mother said that he moved.
Although I could swear I heard someone crying behind the couch.
Rae, come on! If you don't do something quick, Loca and Muffy are gonna make the whole school afraid of you.
I know.
That's why I have to get Bianca back to the way she was.
What? Pshh! Man, please! She turned into a total goody-goody.
That's Bianca right now.
I'm gonna try to get her to remember the bad old days, so play along.
Yoo- I brought cookies! Did you steal 'em? No.
I made them with love.
Isn't that sweet? And we were just thinking about all the fun things you used to do to us.
Fun? Fun? Yes, fun Remember? That fun! Right! Good times.
Ok.
So why don't we sit right here so we can remember the good times Together, ok? What a horrible thing we did to you! Look at the fear in your eyes.
Yeah, yeah.
But look at the Joy In yours.
Look! There's Eddie when you put the lizard down his pants.
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me? The lizard didn't bite my heart.
Bianca, don't worry.
Hey Look! This is when you gave Chelsea the hostile makeover.
It really brought out my eyes.
See, Bianca? You were born to be bad.
It's your gift.
And you should share your gift with Muffy and Loca, your loyal posse, at your side.
That's sweet But those days are over.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
Mr.
Baxter, what's your favorite tomato? I don't know, Larry.
Here we go Hey, Larry, why don't you go tell Cory to turn the music down.
Sure thing, Mr.
Baxter.
Try not to do anything cool until I get back.
Cory Mom? Hi, honey! What are you doing? We're working out our glutes.
Man, I'm starting to feel the burn.
How 'bout you, Barbara? No pain, no gain, Cory! Cory, why are you working out with my mom? Your grandma was a little busy.
What? Look, man, you're always cooking with my dad.
I just wanted someone to hang with.
Cory, maybe you didn't notice This is my mom.
So? This is my dad.
I see what you're trying to do here.
No, wait.
I don't.
Honey, have you ever felt left out? Well, that's what Cory was feeling all week.
Larry, I think what we're all trying to say is that it's cool that you're interested in cooking, but you should never ignore your friends.
Ok.
I'm sorry.
It's all right, man.
So you wanna go shoot some hoops? Sure.
I was talking to Barbara.
I'm just playin' with you, man.
That's a good one.
Look, Rae, I think the best way to handle this whole thing is to just tell Loca and Muffy that you don't wanna be their boss anymore.
Yeah Hey, here they come.
You wanna tell them for me, Eddie? Eddie? Eddie! Aw, man! Morning, chief.
We brought you a scone.
Thanks, but I don't eat scones.
Here.
You can have it back.
Hey! You know what, Muffy, Loca, we really need to talk.
Ok.
So No, no, no! Here you go.
I'm so sorry about that.
They didn't mean it.
Y'all just need to listen, ok? See Sometimes when people are really opposites, it's kind hard to be friends.
Wait a second.
You and Chelsea are opposites! Exactly! Yes, we are! And then sometimes it works But other times, it doesn't.
Do you get what I'm sayin'? It's not working.
Exactly.
And sometimes when it doesn't work, you just have to, you know, fix it and move on.
Consider it done.
Just like that? If that's the way you want it.
You guys are so great! Thank you.
Well, peace out.
You understand what Raven was saying, right? Yeah.
It's not working out with Chelsea, and she wants us to take care of it.
Exactly.
This afternoon at dodgeball, Chelsea gets Raven's message loud and clear.
Hey, Raven, we got something for you.
You guys, I thought we were cool! We are.
We just thought you might like this.
It's a pass from the nurse.
You're excused from gym today.
This is cool! Now I don't have to climb the rope! Thanks, you guys.
But how'd you get it? The nurse owes us a favor.
Yeah.
We send her a lotta business.
Ok, well, thanks! I guess this is like a good-bye present.
Good-bye to Chelsea.
Yo, coach, fresh donuts in the teacher's lounge.
It's show time.
Man, those girls are so sweet.
This is from Raven.
No! I gotta save Chels! Chelsea Chels! Chelsea! I gotta save you, Chels.
Hold on, Chels! I'm on my way! It's time to play What if I don't want to? Here are your choices: Either you do it You do it Or you do it! Ok! Let me think.
What was the second one again? I'm coming, Chels! You're about to get a message from Raven.
From Rae? I thought it was gonna be something bad.
Still coming, Chels Let's get this over with.
Ok, you guys, let me have it! Chelsea Ok, Daniels.
Let me make this as clear as I can.
We're going to take these dodge balls and hit you with them really hard.
Why would you wanna do that? It's not us.
It's Raven.
She doesn't want to be your friend anymore.
This is from Raven.
Drop the balls and step away from my friend! Rae, how'd you get all the way up there? Lottsa stairs, a dark, scary crawl, and, well, it's a long story.
But I'm here to save ya, Chels! Hey, you guys! I thought you understood what I was saying! We did.
You wanted us to get rid of Chelsea.
No! I wanted to get rid of you! Ouch.
See, Rae, I knew you would never do anything to hurt me.
Of course not, Chels! You're my best friend.
Hey And how cool is it that you can hang onto this rope even though you clearly don't have the strength to hold on even for a few more seconds? Thanks for the reminder, Chels.
No problem, Rae.
Don't mention it.
I'm ok.
Thanks for breaking my fall.
You know what's cool? Now that you're the nice Bianca, I don't have to worry about the evil Bianca giving me that blazing stare like you're doing right now And having that evil drip of drool.
How 'bout Baxter! Ok.
It's all so clear to me now.
I had the bad knocked outta me, and you just knocked it back in.
Bianca's back, and she's baaaad! Give it up, Baxter.
Right.
Wait a second.
I got a little You're gonna pay for this, Baxter.
Bianca feels revenge is imminent.
So, now that we're back to normal, what do I have, like 3 to run? 2? 1? Get her.
Bianca, no! Wait, Bianca! Stop! Not the face! Y'all wanna stop! What's wrong? Nothing! Did you have a good day, dad? All right.
I'll see ya later.
Dad, whatever you do, do not answer the Door.
Here Comes The pain.