That's So Raven (2003) s04e03 Episode Script

Dues and Don'ts

1 Buenos dias, classe.
Buenos dias, senorita Rodriguez.
Ok, I hate to jump down your throat so early, but in espanol you must roll your "r's" like so.
Senorita Rodriguez.
Now, let's roll.
So, Rae, today's the big day.
I know, Chels, but I kinda want to keep it on the D.
L.
Why? Today's your big day as an intern for Donna Cabonna, the world-famous fashion designer.
Excuse me? I'm having trouble concentrating on your excellente lesson because Chelsea and Raven are interrupting.
Raven, Chelsea, please stop talking, so Muffy can stop kissing up.
Now, again I don't get it.
Usually you'd be telling the whole school about your internship.
I know, Chels.
Yes, I would be singing, bragging, and doing a little cabbage patching, but I am a working girl now, ok? I'm more mature than that.
Yes, I want my design sent to New York, Paris, Rome! I'm a designer, I've got a private office I'm so important hey! Yep, that's me.
I'm so important Raven! Would you like to explain to the class about your spontaneous outburst of singing and cabbage patching? I'm so sorry.
It's just that I got a little after-school job in the fashion industry, and I have a glamorous office with a spectacular view.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're fibbing.
Wait.
I think you are.
No, she's not! Ok, she's working for Donna Cabonna.
Donna Cabonna? The world-famous designer?! I love Donna Cabonna! I love wearing her clothes.
I love saying her name.
In fact, I will say it now 3 times fast.
Donna Cabonna.
Donna Cabonna.
Donna Cabonna.
Baxter, the only way Donna Cabonna would hire you is in your dreams.
You know what, Muffy? My dream starts today after school, ok? I cannot believe I am in a real design studio.
My goodness! That is fabulous! You are hooking that pink up.
Fantastic.
Look at that, girl.
Yes, nice taste in fabric.
Yes, beautiful.
No.
See, let me tell you something.
This does not work with this body shape.
You need to fix this area, bring that out like that, and hook it up with a little purple.
There you go.
There's our new intern.
We've been expecting you, Raven.
Hi, Tiffany.
You remember me? Raven, please.
I'm Donna's assistant.
How could I forget the girl who crashed my boss's party disguised as a mummy wrapped in toilet paper and almost got me fired? So, that's behind us, right? Of course.
Great.
You know what, you're ok, tiff.
Now how about that office? Can we talk about it? Can we? You like it? Why don't you go ahead and try it on for size? 'cause I know it already fit, girl.
You know I do.
My goodness, just the way I saw it.
Yes, look at my desk! Yes, yes, I would like my design shipped to New York, Paris, Rome! And I'd like your butt out of my chair.
Wait a second.
This this is your office, isn't it? No.
All of our interns start here and work their way down.
Really? 'Cause I would have thought that maybe Tiffany, let's explain the rules.
Of course.
Nobody ever goes into Donna's office unless invited by Donna.
But, Tiffany Nothing gets touched.
Nothing gets moved.
If you leave a finger print, you wipe it.
If you leave a foot print, you rake it.
Really? Because You're an intern.
You're here to listen and to learn.
Ok.
Yes, ma'am.
So what do you need me do first? Listen or learn? First, I'd like you to sharpen my pencils, mocha my latte, and walk my precious, little Coco.
Ok.
Now disappear.
Yes, ma'am.
No! Very carefully.
Very carefully.
That's an original sculpture by Antoine Farday.
Saray.
I mean, sorry.
It is priceless.
Don't touch it.
Don't breathe on it.
Don't even look at it! Did you just look? I wasn't looking! I was mesmerized.
Tiffany, you set me up.
Did I? I'm sorry.
That won't happen again as long as you stay in your place.
Yeah, ok.
Where is my place? Right over there.
Eddie, man, I can't believe you're giving me your lucky leather jacket, man.
Well, I got this new one.
And besides, you're starting junior high now, so I thought I'd help you add a little flavor to your style.
I don't know what to say.
Then don't say nothing.
Let the jacket do the talking, brother.
Ok, here I am, ladies.
Come to papa.
No, seriously, let the jacket do the talking.
So, man, this is for keeps, right? Yeah, it's all yours.
Wear it well, little bro.
That's what's going on.
I'm outta here.
All right, man.
"Listen and win sweepstakes.
1-3-7-4-3.
" No one ever wins these things.
And we're back! This is DJ Smoothie Smooth.
I'm still looking for our listen and win sweepstakes ticket holder.
We've got a 40-inch flat-screen TV for ticket number 1-3-7-4-3.
1-3-7-4 Flat-screen! "1-3-7-4-3.
" Eddie, you won Hey, wait a second.
This is my jacket.
I won! Hurry up.
You've got one hour to call in and claim your prize.
Hey, I forgot something.
No, you didn't! Yes, I did.
I forgot to remind you to spray the jacket with leather protective once a month.
Leather protect You know what, I'm gonna get right on that, ok? All right, we'll see you later! What are you so jumpy about? Jumpy? Who's jumpy? Come on, let's go.
Our lucky ticket holder has 59 minutes left to call in and claim that flat-screen.
Flat-screen? Wait a second.
I have one of those tickets.
Where'd you put it, man? Hey, Cory, you didn't happen to find anything in that jacket, did you? I don't remember.
You don't remember? Ok.
Well, I'm gonna stay right here till you do.
Ok, I'm off to pick up your fabric.
And you're all set for your 5:00 yoga class.
Good.
Just knowing I have a session with Newbar calms me down.
Raven! Yes! Yes! I have something very important for you to do.
Ok! Do you want me to look over your designs? Can I show you some of my designs? No, no, no.
More important.
Remove all the green ones, please.
You know what, I did not sign up for no sitting on no little, tiny stool with a little desk, candy picking I don't know why she's tripping.
The green ones are good.
Hey, Rae.
Chels! What are you doing here? I came to see you in action.
Puppy-puffs.
My dog loves those.
Yeah, you know, he doesn't like the green ones, either.
Is Muffy here yet? Muffy? What? Why would Muffy be here? You know, she was just making me so mad.
I'll believe it when I see it.
You invited her down here? Well, not just her.
I had to invite senorita Rodriguez, too.
Thanks, Chels.
Why didn't you just invite the entire class? I didn't have to.
Senorita Rodriguez did.
Chels, what?! I cannot wait to see the look on their faces when they see this big, beautiful office.
Yeah, it'll be something like that.
You know, without the snarling lip.
Chelsea, I cannot believe the entire Spanish class is on their way down here! I don't get it.
Don't you want them to see how glamorous your job is? Chelsea, my vision was wrong, ok? There's nothing glamorous about this job.
Nothing! All right, this This is my desk.
The dog has a better set-up than I do.
That's not gonna impress the Spanish class.
Thanks for the news flash, Chels.
I can't let them see me.
I can't let Donna see them.
My goodness.
I am going to be fired and humiliated on my first day.
Technically, you'll be humiliated and then fired.
Raven Be right there! My goodness.
If I could just get her out of the office for 20 minutes I can make the Spanish class believe that is my office.
Ok, cool.
What should I do? Hide under a desk.
If you say so.
Ok, let's go.
Not my desk, Chels.
A real desk.
Raven, what is taking so long? Coco wants his puppy-puffs.
Yeah, he'll get those.
Listen, good news.
Your 5:00 yoga class is now going to start 20 minutes early.
Well, I must have my yoga sessions.
It's just what keeps me so mellow.
Yes, it does.
Get out of my way! Yes! Yes! Yes! So As far as you know, for the next 20 minutes, that is my office.
Time is tick, tick, ticking away.
If you've got that winning ticket, call now or that flat-screen TV goes right in my crib.
Eddie, Eddie, don't you have to go No.
But what about your No.
Did you forget No, no, no.
No, no, noooo.
No.
All right? I'm staying right here till that ticket turns up.
Ok, ok, fine.
I have the ticket, ok? And it won, but it's mine.
But it was in my jacket! No, that you gave me! I gave you the jacket, not what was in it, Cory.
Ok, let's look at it this way, ok? If you sold me a house, and I found a treasure in the house, the treasure would be mine.
Point well taken.
Yeah.
Well, let me give you another example.
Maybe if I put my foot halfway down your esophagus! Thank you so much.
Ok, so the Spanish class is on their way up, and the staff went out for coffee.
So, this could be the perfect time to get the class in and out before Donna gets back.
The old in-and-out.
Got it.
Raven.
Raven, this is beautiful.
Thanks for coming.
Hope you enjoyed your visit.
Chelsea, if I didn't know any better, I would say you're trying to give us the old in-and-out.
What are you talking about? They're on to us.
Listen, I'm so sorry about that.
It's just that Donna left me in charge, and I am super busy.
So if you could leave? So where's your big, private office that you were cabbage patching about, Baxter? Right this way! What? No! Wait, wait, wait! Ok, ok, all right.
Yep, now you see it, now you gotta go.
Why so fast, Baxter? Hiding something? Ok, that is it.
She's not hiding anything.
Rae, show 'em your office.
Show 'em like you've never shown 'em before.
Chels, you really need to calm down.
I'm sorry.
It just makes me so mad when she doesn't believe your lies, you know.
Ok, so Everybody will walk in a single file line, step where I step, and don't touch nothing.
Ok, everybody, please don't touch anything.
Excuse me.
It's amazing, isn't it? Watch your feet.
Didn't I say You're touching the silk.
What's this thing supposed to be? No! No, no, no, no, no.
Do not touch the Farday.
Don't smell the Farday.
Don't even look at the Farday.
Of course, Raven.
Because you are so successful, we will all indulge your strange behavior.
I almost forgot.
I made you a special surprise.
I hope you like chocolate volcano cake.
An eruption of chocolaty goodness.
No! No eruptions! No! Who wants the first piece? I do! No, Chelsea! No, no, no.
Don't rush for it.
She's gonna give it to who she wants to.
She's gonna give it yes, yes, take it.
Be careful.
Senorita, this cake is yummy.
It's so gooey, moist, and crumbly.
Why it got to be crumbly? No! Who's ready for hot fudge? Why it got to be fudge? Give me my ticket! Get off me! Come on, give me my ticket! No! He tied my shoes! I'm telling you In your face! You tied my shoes! I'm getting you! My back.
You ok? Yeah.
You? Yeah.
Give me the ticket! No, it's mine! My ticket! It's mine! I'm gonna get you no matter what! You've been listening to the best of DJ Smoothie Smooth.
Best of? This has been a rebroadcast of last week's show.
And whoever held on to that winning ticket, thanks for the flat-screen.
Hey, you want to grab some pizza? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sounds good.
On the way, let's swing by the hospital.
All right.
Ok, on that note, y'all need to get out, ok? Please, exit that way.
All right.
Raven, wait.
We have to break the lucky pinata.
A pinata? You mean like we have to hit that with a stick and have candy flying everywhere? Everybody does candy.
I took it to the next level.
Guacamole! Why? Why?! Chelsea, you can go first.
All right, ready? Chels, stop! Stop! Give me this! Everybody, party's over.
Gotta go.
Get out.
I'm sorry.
Y'all messing up my office.
I'm not playing.
Out.
I do not have a lot of time.
Thank you.
Messing up the carpet.
I gotta sweep it.
Who sweeps a carpet? No, wait! Ok, ok.
Thank you.
Ok.
All right, here we go.
I guess you are some big whoopty-do, Baxter.
I'll give you your props.
Thank you.
And I'll accept them while you leave, ok? Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you for the tour, Raven.
If you happen to run across any free Donna Cabonna shoes, I'm a size 7.
Bye-bye! Finally, they're gone.
Any of that cake left? Get out! I'm going! Can you believe Newbar missed his own yoga class? What? People are just so unprofessional.
Well Donna is just going to have to center And breathe And Coco goes on his couch And then I am going to go to my happy place.
Something is off-balance in here.
I can't put my finger Didn't I say no green ones? Miss Donna, I thought that I had eaten all I mean, disposed of them all.
Raven, how do you expect to be successful in the fashion industry if you can't handle one simple job? I'm sorry, miss Cabonna, no disrespect, but I don't understand how sorting dog food is gonna help me in the fashion industry? Raven, do you know how I got started? Yes! Of course I do! You were the youngest fashion designer to have her own line.
You are my idol! Of course I am.
But before I became all that, I interned for Yvonne St.
Laburve.
Really? She is a fabulous designer.
She made my life miserable! She had me doing all of her shopping, and cleaning her house, and shampooing her monkey, who, by the way, had a very, very unhealthy crush on me.
Monkey love is not right.
That is not cool.
You know what I'm saying? But how did that help you with fashion? It didn't, but it did help me learn about discipline, hard work and Patience, which are all things you need to be successful.
Yes.
You know what? I understand.
I really do.
It's just that I was just so excited to be here I thought I would Honestly, I thought I would doing something much more important.
Raven.
You have talent and enthusiasm, but it's only your first day.
Pace yourself, dear.
Ok.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
For all your wisdom and love Ok, now disappear.
Donna! Donna! I came back as soon as I got your message.
I can't believe Newbar missed his class.
That is so unlike him.
I'm gonna give him a call.
Does this look off-balance to you? Tiffany! My Farday! I didn't even touch it! Tiffany, how could you? Gotta go.

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