Ultimate Spider-Man (2011) s03e10 Episode Script

New Warriors (25 min)

Let me introduce everybody.
My team, meet the New Warriors.
New Warriors, meet my classic S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D team.
Now, who wants to hear me give an uplifting speech.
No one wants to hear you give another speech.
Get a move on.
Start the exercise.
Your New Warriors are rookies, Spidey.
You can't just throw them into this and expect them to keep up.
They have no experience, man.
Well, I have faith.
And to prove it, I'm teaming you guys up.
White Tiger, you're with Ka-zar.
Power Man, you got Iron Spider.
Iron Fist, meet agent Venom.
Nova, uh, this is Zabu.
[Roars.]
Seriously, he's pairing me with the fur ball? [Roars.]
[Gasps.]
Uh, nice kitty? Perhaps the fur ball prefers to be called "Zabu.
" New Warriors, these are L.
M.
D.
S.
Life model decoys.
And with a touch of a button, I can have you fight anything imaginable.
Doom, Batroc Or today's special, straight from Asgard, The Destroyer.
And go! [Thumping.]
[All grunt.]
[Grunts.]
Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! I'll draw his fire! You set him up, I'll knock him down! [Grunts.]
Nice move, Zabu! Iron Spider, watch your spacing.
Venom, blind spot! [Grunts.]
Don't wanna lose that.
Stay with it Ka-zar.
Wow! This might actually work.
Yah! Hah! [Roars.]
[Grunts.]
Oh, yeah! New Warriors! They're like junior versions of us! Iron Spider's smart, Venom's strong, Ka-zar is fast.
They may be raw, but your novices are more than formidable.
And one of them is a cat.
New Warriors, I'm not sayin' you're ready to be big time, I'm just sayin' you're ready to be big time! Spidey sense! Cloak and Dagger? And Vulture? Taskmaster? Thunderbolts, just like we trained.
Take down Spiderman! [Yells.]
[Squawks.]
[Squawks.]
[Grunts.]
Taskmaster and the Thunderbolts? [Squawks.]
[Grunts.]
- Spidey! - Uh, just give me a sec.
[Vulture squawks.]
I know these guys.
- Yah! - They'll listen to me.
[Both grunt.]
[Squawks.]
[All groan.]
[All groan.]
That was easier than I expected.
Cloak, thin the herd! [All gasp.]
My team! [All groan.]
You get to sit this one out.
Why are you doing this? I'm on your side! Remember the good times? Your old buddy, Spidey? [Grunts.]
I'm sorry, Spiderman, but - Don't be sorry! - Huh? Whoa! He wanted to recruit us into S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
Turn us into soldiers.
This isn't a training exercise.
This is real danger! So what? These chumps aren't tougher than me.
[Grunts.]
[Squawks.]
[Groans.]
[Groans.]
[Zabu growls.]
[Grunts.]
[Squawks.]
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Oh! Oh, no! Sorry, Ka-zar! Yah! [Groans.]
Hah! [Both grunt.]
[Groans.]
Dagger! I was trying to help you.
Taskmaster told us we can't trust anyone.
[Grunts.]
But why attack me? I mean, unless it was a diversion.
Thunderbolts, form up! [Taskmaster.]
The ship is now under lockdown.
You S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D stooges will stay here For your own protection.
Trapped like rats! - Bros, we are so amateur hour.
- And in way over our heads.
Hey, don't beat yourselves up.
Let the bad guys do that.
They surprised us.
We can surprise them back.
S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D handbook 101, always have an exit strategy.
[Grunts.]
Situation report.
Main power down, back-up systems barely holding, comms systems jammed, and the three sections of the Tri-carrier have been sealed off! Whoa! Time out! Taskmaster and his team did all that? What's on board the Tri-carrier that Taskmaster wants? What doesn't he want? This place is packed with S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D tech.
The Tri-carrier is our home turf! We're not gonna let Taskmaster take it without a fight.
Next stop on our tour is the armory.
Defense systems are working.
Even if Taskmaster shows, the vault's safe and secure.
[Iron spider.]
And all the most dangerous stuff on the Tri-carrier is here? Yup.
Every weapon on the Tri-carrier Oh, no.
I just remembered there's something way more dangerous onboard! Come on! We gotta hurry! [Groans.]
[Yells.]
[Screams.]
[Groans.]
- I could just teleport us in.
- No chance.
The power negation generators would scramble you up if you try.
Vulture, you're up.
[Squawks.]
Now for our final obstacle.
Hyah! [Grunts.]
They upgraded the armor.
[Grunts.]
[Both grunt.]
That's why Tasky needed those kids.
For his big prison break.
They got the drop on us earlier.
Time to return the favor! Wait! We need a plan of [Roars.]
Attack? Wait.
Cloak, just like we trained.
On my mark.
[Growls.]
[All groan.]
[Maniacal laughter.]
What is that sound? You mean that maniacal laughter? That would be the Goblin.
Well done, Taskmaster.
You delivered me from my captors and delivered me Spiderman.
[Goblin.]
Mission accomplished.
[Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Scorpion! [Grunts.]
Doc Ock, Beetle, and Goblin? How is this a fair fight? [Groans.]
It's not.
Time to even odds.
[Yells.]
[Grunts.]
Go get him, New Warriors! [Groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
[Bones cracking.]
The six-armed man.
I know you want payback on Ock.
Just wait.
You'll get your chance.
[Growls.]
[Screams.]
Eat repulsor! [Screams.]
[Bones cracking.]
[Laughs.]
[Screams.]
Eject! Eject! Eject! [Groans.]
Calculations for survival not good! [Grunts.]
Nice save, Venom! [Spiderman.]
We got this under con trol.
[Laughs.]
Well, that's one way to even the odds.
A little bit.
You hired me to break you out of here.
Exit's that way.
Now you don't want to leave? Not yet.
There's a prize I must collect from the armory.
I would have never worked with Goblin again, but he promised me the opportunity to settle the score with you! You probably should settle the score with your dentist first! [Both grunt.]
[Grunts.]
[Roars.]
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Zabu! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
[Grunts.]
I'll squash you like a bug.
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
"Squash like a bug?" Get some new material, Doc.
Take five and come back when you have something.
Flash, we gotta move! [Roars.]
[Grunts.]
New Warriors, fall back! - Fall back? We can take them! - We need to regroup.
The coast is clear.
So we got beat.
Don't give up, guys.
We didn't just get beat.
I lost my armor.
I'm a liability.
Maybe New Warriors are a mistake.
We can do this! Doesn't look good now, but What would Captain America do in a situation like this? Listen to Spidey.
He's right.
[Communicator dings.]
Comm is back! We're bringing systems back up one at a time, but it's slow going.
How about your security cams? Any sign of all the chuckleheads that just broke out of the break? One of our cameras got a visual on Doc Ock, Beetle, and Scorpion on the move.
They were last seen heading for the transport hanger.
Then that's where we're headed.
Aw, this will do nicely.
All good things to those who wait.
[Squawks.]
Hey, Ock, Goblin needed a diversion.
And I still owe you for what you did to me.
After this, consider us even! No! [All grunt.]
I don't know what that was, but it was probably something minor.
[All grunt.]
No, I'm lying.
That had to be something crazy big! [Groans.]
If we're gonna save this ship, we need a game changer.
Activate the disengage mode! They thought this was about getting to the armory.
But the armory is in the aft-section over there.
All in good time.
Yeah! When things are going like this, expect the unexpected! Now do I get to hit somebody? - Now or never! - Yah! [All grunt.]
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
[All grunt.]
[Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Nice try, Cloaky! [Spiderman.]
Whoa! [Grunts.]
[Screams.]
Cloak! [Grunts.]
Cloak, hold on! [Engines slow down.]
Cloak! No! We have to save him! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
But we trusted you! I told you not to trust anyone.
[Screams.]
[Squawks.]
Don't panic, Spidey! We got you! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
It's no use.
They're trapped.
Cloak, this is no time to nap! You've got to teleport us out of here! Okay.
I need a haircut, but this is gonna take way too much off the top.
We're gonna get shredded! And there's no way out! Spidey, try to go down! Don't have any choice.
[Grunts.]
[Screams.]
[Grunts.]
Cloak, wake up! Come on, buddy! I need you to open those eyes and see how much trouble we're in! Uh, think about how they'll have to peel us off the ground with a spatula! [Moans.]
Think about Dagger! Think about what Dagger means to you! Think about Dagger! [Grunts.]
- What happened? - Spiderman.
- He saved your life.
- What? Why would you save me? A: You needed help, B: It was the right thing to do, and C: Well, there is no C.
We never should have trusted Taskmaster.
Ah, Thunderbolt smunderbolt.
New Warriors could use you.
What do you say? There must be some way off this forsaken Well, what have we here? I bet this kind of thing never happens to Captain America.
I got this! Look out! - Go! Go! - I'm goin' after Goblin.
You lay the smackdown on these guys.
You cannot leave.
We cannot stand alone! I know better than anyone what it's like to be down, but being a hero means standing up no matter how impossible the odds, finding you can go on, that you have to go on! What do you expect me to do? I don't even have armor! Doesn't matter you don't have any armor.
You're the smartest one here.
Get that to a computer.
You'll know what to do.
If I wasn't Spiderman, this stuff would be dangerous.
But seeing as I'm Spiderman, this stunt is Oh, still really dangerous! Yah! The defense systems have been weakened by the carrier split.
Took me months of planning to assemble a team, break in, and get you free.
What's in here that's so important? Something only recently brought on board.
Something that will change everything.
[Amadeus Cho.]
This way.
[Growls.]
What's wrong? Aren't you going to run away? Yeah, cool story, bro.
L.
M.
D.
S, let's do this thing.
What is the meaning of this? Can we win this? We're fighting alongside Spiderman.
We can't lose.
[Grunts.]
[Both grunt.]
[Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
[Groans.]
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
You're children.
You're nothing.
Just more of S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D's run-of-the-mill old lackeys.
We're not old lackeys.
We're New Warriors! [Doc Ock groans.]
At last.
[Squawks.]
[Groans.]
[Tires screech.]
[Taskmaster.]
After all the recruiting, the fights, your New Warriors, all lead to this.
Will you quit talking? I don't want to chat with you.
I want to kick your butt! [Both grunt.]
[Groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Both grunt.]
[Grunts.]
[Both grunt.]
[Grunts.]
You talk a big game, but I can replicate all you do, and I can anticipate every single one of your moves! So what? I'm gonna knock you out, I'm gonna put you behind bars, and I don't care if you know it's coming! [Groans.]
[Groans.]
[Screams.]
[Groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Both grunt.]
You can copy my skills, but can you copy my Spidey cycle? [Revs engine.]
[Yelps.]
[Struggles.]
[Tires screech.]
Hold still! This might hurt a little, or if we're lucky, a lot! [Groans.]
[Screams.]
[Groans.]
I can anticipate your every move.
You can't beat me! [Groans.]
Can.
Did! We were friends, so this one time, I'll give you a pass.
[Squawks.]
[Goblin laughing.]
Goblin.
The Siege Perilous.
I'll need more power for what I have planned.
There's no way out.
So you might as well give up.
It's over.
Over? No, Spiderman.
[Grunts.]
[Goblin laughs.]
The best is yet to come.
[Laughs maniacally.]
Oh, man! New security systems are up in the armory and the brig.
Just in time for all the recaptured villains.
Except for Goblin.
On the plus side, damage to the Tri-carrier was only minor, thanks to you.
And my teams, plural.
You proved to me you could be a S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D agent.
You proved to me you could lead a team.
Now you've proved to me you could build a team.
You had faith in me.
I had faith in them.
Guess that's kinda how leadership works, right? There's not enough room on the Tri-carrier for all these heroes.
So I took the liberty of finding a place of your own, at the Triskelion, headquarters of S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
[All cheer.]
Classic team, New Warriors, welcome to S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D academy! Hope you survive the experience.

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