Ultimate Spider-Man (2011) s03e18 Episode Script

Ant-Man (25 min)

Everybody knows that spiders rule Super strength, web-spinning, wall-crawling, all that good stuff.
I may be a little biased, but you can't do much better than spiders.
Any other bugs are just bugs.
Speaking of which, this is Ant-Man.
Hero, Avenger, and a guy who can shrink to the size of, well, you guessed it, an ant, but still keep his full human strength.
You're gonna discover that in the middle of a fight, size is irrelevant.
Oh, yeah, I'll tell that to Rhino next time they run out of burritos in the cafeteria.
[Growls.]
Shh.
Learning.
Oh, come on, Amadeus.
That shrinking stuff is just a gimmick.
It's not a valid battle Skill? For the next demonstration, I'll need a volunteer.
Ugh.
Me and my big mouth.
Let's see what you got.
Oh, wow.
He shrunk.
Like I didn't see that coming.
The only thing you could beat me at is ruining picnics! Ugh! [Alarm beeping.]
Ugh! Do I hear bells? Ant-Man must've hit me harder than I thought.
Emergency alarm.
Coming from the Triskelion brig.
I'm calling backup.
Come with me.
Ooh, finally free.
Enjoy it while you can, Doc Ock.
The next stretch you're gonna do will be back in the brig.
Right on cue! Hey, Doc! Know how you tell if your jailbreak's a dud? When even Nick Fury himself shows up to personally put you back in your cell.
Actually, Mr.
Fury was the one kind enough to release me.
Nick Fury's gone evil?! Spidey, is this some kind of training exercise? Nobody told me.
Which happens a lot, now that I think about it.
Fury's definitely not himself.
[Spider-man.]
Ant-Man's right.
We gotta take Fury down.
Before he takes us down.
Nova, take a team and go after Ock! On it, Webs.
Rhino, Dagger, Venom, you're with me.
Oh, come on, Nick.
It's me, Spider-Man.
Yours and everyone else's favorite plucky hero? If this is about me giving you that stress ulcer I said I'm sorry! Aah! Ugh! Don't know what's gotten into you, Fury, but this has gone on far enough.
What could've made him do this? Uh.
shouldn't we go after Ock too? Nova's on that.
We gotta get Fury to the sick bay.
It's not a life model decoy.
This is the real Nick Fury, but something is not right.
Tell us something we don't know.
I'm detecting significant nano-tech inside Fury's body, though it's too active to isolate.
Wait, picking up a larger nano at the base of his brainstem.
I'm gonna attempt to enhance.
Whoa.
That thing is ugly! Is that a miniaturized Ock bot? That would explain Fury's behavior.
That thing must be overriding his brain impulses and controlling his body against his will.
[Doc Ock.]
Brilliant, isn't it? You are all witness to my finest achievement.
Considering how bad you are at everything, that's not saying much, Doc.
While you laugh, Spider-Man, my nano-bots are going to tear Fury apart from the inside.
So it's up to you Pursue me, or save Fury.
You can't do both.
We'll see about that, Ock! Okay, Amadeus.
Give us the good news.
How do we "de-bot" the boss? I don't think we can.
Ock's nanobots are linked.
To take them out, you have to take them all out, and there're far too many.
Any surgery to remove them would be Most likely fatal.
Nick Fury's life is at stake.
There has to be a way.
Even if it means trying something fantastic.
The Pym particles that give you shrinking powers, could they shrink us? - To the size of nano-bots? - I hear ya.
Go micro and take out the brain bot mano a nano.
We could temporarily miniaturize, but we wouldn't be able to move around.
We'd need to be inside some kind of airtight vehicle.
I have just the thing.
I got bored on Saturday afternoon.
By Saturday night I built this.
The "Spider Bot.
" Based on the design from your spider tracers.
Nice.
Me, Ant-Man, Luke, we'll go mini in the Spider Bot.
Amadeus, you and Danny monitor Fury and provide tactical support here in the lab.
You two should be outfitted with power suits in case we have to leave the vehicle while miniaturized.
That old power suit never fit me right.
I got bored Sunday afternoon, too.
Man! Good things happen when you get bored.
Seventh-smartest man in the world, and he knows how to sew, too? [Humming.]
Ah.
Whoa-oh! I don't want to tell people to check me out, but, people, check me out! A spare helmet? Awesome.
I can be the amazing Spider Ant-Man.
- Or spider-Mant? - Not exactly.
Amadeus adapted my ant communication technology to allow us to communicate with Fury once we reach the brain stem.
We have 30 minutes.
After that, anything shrunk will return to its normal size.
If we're inside Fury's body when that happens, then Fury and all of us will be A risk we have to take.
Let's do it.
Ready for miniaturization.
Commence Pym particle irradiation.
Roger that.
Commencing.
Miniaturization complete.
Start the countdown clock.
Stand by for introduction into Fury's bloodstream.
[Spider-Man.]
Whoa! We are actually inside Nick Fury's body.
This is without a doubt the most fantastical thing I have ever Oh, I forgot my camera phone.
Not bad for a "gimmick" huh? Oh, heh, yeah, about that, I uh Oh! Spider sense going crazy.
But I don't see anything that could Found it.
One of Fury's white blood cells Part his body's natural defenses.
- No problem.
I've got it.
- No, wait, don't! Now Fury's immune system will see us as a full-blown threat.
An infection to be destroyed.
Sensors are picking up more white blood cells.
And they're coming in fast! There's too many of 'em.
Unless we get them off, the antibodies will dissolve right through the hull.
Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
They're melting through! Hold on.
I'm gonna shake 'em off.
[Grunts.]
Spidey They're not shaking off! They're not? Oh, that's not good.
That's not good! Gonna pull up? Please, pull up! - Pull up! - Look out! Aah! Wah! Aw, yeah! Does the word "reckless" mean anything to you, Spider-Man? I think I found us a quick getaway.
Now that was a fancy little bit of piloting.
- Sometimes I even amaze my - Ugh.
And we're going the wrong way.
[Spider-Man.]
Danny, please tell me Nova and his team are doing better than we are.
Ugh! [grunts.]
Best not to focus on that which is out of your hands.
Spidey, we found you a new route, but it won't be easy.
The path from your current position in the abdomen is up through Fury's heart, then up into his brain.
Fury's heart? Heh.
Didn't realize he had one.
Fury's heart beats You'll have less than a one-second opening to get through his mitral valve or be crushed by it.
Impossible odds.
Certain doom.
Gotcha.
Situation normal.
[Power Man.]
Oh, man, Ock's nano-bots are converging on our position.
Gonna have to call you back.
I can't shake 'em! If we can't shake 'em, let's shoot 'em.
They just took out the comm! Spider Bot? Come in, Spider Bot.
Fury is always complaining that he has an ulcer with my name written all over it.
And there it is.
Wait, what are you doing, Spider-Man? Reverse! Full power! Baiting the nanos into destroying themselves in Fury's stomach acid Well done, Spider-Man.
Guys, we do not want to be here when that thing pops.
[Belches.]
They're alive! Spidey's the only one who could make Fury that sick.
Uh, that's a lot of bots between us and Fury's brain.
We don't have a choice.
We've gotta go through them.
I feel so useless.
I wish there was something we could do to help them.
Perhaps there is.
Ugh! [Spider-man.]
Are you guys seeing this? Ock didn't just make Ock bots.
He made lizard bots, beetle bots, even Goblin bots.
Huh? The heart valve's staying open between beats to give us a chance to get through.
But how? I'm guessing with a little help from our friends on the outside.
It's working.
Your chi is slowing down his heart rate.
I only hope it will be enough.
Aah! Weapons are down! [Spider-Man.]
We're not gonna last much longer.
I mean, I'm hoping I'm wrong and all, but Maintain course and speed.
No matter what happens.
Wait, you're not actually going out there? Yep, he's really going out there.
[Grunting.]
Didn't think I was going to let you have all the fun, did you? You call this fun? Pick on someone your own size Or smaller! [Shrieks.]
Please keep your teeth and claws out of the Spidey at all times.
Aah! Goes for your tail too! Spider-Man, we can't hold them off forever.
Don't have to, Ant-Man.
We're almost at the heart valve.
We need to get back in there.
Right behind ya! Ugh! Ant-Man! [Groans.]
Fury is the mission priority, not me.
Now go! Now! That's an order! We'll be back for you! Punch it, Luke! Whew.
What about Ant-Man? Ant-Man's tough.
He'll be okay until we can come back.
If we don't run outta time.
We're here.
Nick Fury's brain.
Now where's our little brain-drainer? Homing in on Ock's neural bot's signal now Bingo! We have a plan to unplug that hunk of Ock junk from Fury's noodle? Of course I have a plan.
Not a great plan or a well-thought-out plan, but it's a plan.
See? You're quite resourceful, Spider-Man, but did you really think I'd leave my brain bot undefended? This was not part of my plan, but I got an idea.
I need somebody to keep those bots busy.
Thought you'd never ask.
Which one of you bots gonna help me field-test my power suit? All of you? That's cool.
Ugh! Power Man going strong.
Now what can we do for Nick Fury? Hey, Doc, kiss my Spider-Bot! Overriding Ock's control.
Director Fury? Nick, are you there? Director Fury? Oh, come on, Nick.
Can you hear me? Spider-Man! Of course I'm here.
You're jacked into my brainstem.
- We're here to free you from the - Don't worry about me.
You've got to stop the reactor bomb.
Reactor bomb? Aw, this day just keeps getting better.
I could've sworn you said something about a "reactor bomb"? Ock made me do two things Release him from his cell Then program the Triskelion reactor to build a meltdown.
Running out of time.
And the commlink to the outside's down.
How can we warn the Triskelion? Well, I'm not doing anything.
Want me to just stroll down to reactor control? Good idea! Accessing motor functions.
Hope you nano-bots aren't getting tired! [Grunts.]
Cause I could do this all day and all night! Strength of a human.
Comes in kind of handy at this size.
Welcome to the party, Ant-Man.
Looks like I'm not the only crasher.
And it looks like you're timing's perfect.
That's a problem.
A mega-bot problem.
- Spider-Man? - Need you guys to buy me some time.
If Doc Ock can control Nick Fury's body remotely, why can't I? Patching Ant-Man's helmet into the command console.
Now I'm playing "Nick Fury the video game.
" You're playing what? Huh? How did he get out? I couldn't get your voice box back on line, so I'm trying to signal the guys about the reactor.
Dance skills notwithstanding, I do wonder why he hasn't attacked.
Spidey must've scrambled his brains.
We'd better get him strapped back down.
Sorry guys, can't let that happen.
- Look out! - Watch out! [Grunting.]
Whoa! Stop! There's no telling how Spidey and the others could be harmed.
Red alert! Nick Fury is loose.
I repeat, Nick Fury is loose! Ugh! Wait.
I had this down a minute ago.
Left foot, right foot, uh You're making me look like a fool! Still trying to figure out what we're up against here, but don't wait around on my behalf.
You and I should probably move! Remember our training! Use our size to our advantage.
Follow my lead.
We're in the reactor control room, but Spidey-sense! I sense something about Director Fury.
Something familiar.
Those are Spider-Man moves.
Spidey must've taken control of Fury's body away from Doc Ock.
[Spider-Man.]
We don't have much time left.
Now let's shut down this reactor overload.
Right eye on the security scanner.
My other right eye! I knew that.
[Male voice.]
Security scan accepted N.
Fury.
Clearance Alpha 1-A.
Emergency reactor cool-down initiated.
[Grunting.]
[Groans.]
You may have saved his body, but you won't save Nick Fury's mind! [Evil laughter.]
- Go! - It's gonna blow! Ock just put his mega bot into self-destruct.
Another countdown to doom? How can there be this many countdowns going? I'll complain later.
[Spider-man.]
Ant-Man, Power Man, we gotta bounce! Nice to see you.
Both of you.
We have to be out of Nick Fury's body when that timer hits zero.
And another countdown to doom? Ah, doesn't matter.
We can make it.
We just gotta be a little bit reckless.
Nick Fury's esophagus? Needed to dump some trash in the old S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
incinerator.
Make it quick! [Spider-Man.]
Gut-bombs away! Uh, having a little problem here.
Losing power! Aah! The Pym particles are fading.
We're out of time! We got one chance.
What are you doing? Just giving the boss a little tummy ache.
Yeah! Hold on! I'm fine.
Just a touch of indigest [Belches.]
[Belches.]
Excuse me.
[All groan.]
Ugh.
Ugh.
Yo, web head.
Freaky Doc's back in his cage.
His Ock bots give you any trouble? They were no biggie.
Thanks for spotting us on Ock duty.
Hey, that's how us big boys roll.
So, if we're done with the size puns, I'm out.
'Cause we were shrunk.
You have a good team here, Nick.
They're quick learners.
Only because we've got the best teachers.
All tests are normal, Director Fury.
- I'm giving you a clean bill of health.
- Are you kidding me? I'm bruised from head to toe, my head is pounding, and my ulcer is acting up like I've been eating scrap metal.
Well, these things happen - to a man of your advanced - Man of my "advanced" what? A man of your advanced knowledge and good looks.
That's what I thought you were going to say.
Reckless.

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