Underemployed (2012) s01e09 Episode Script

1 [Cheering.]
You'll finally be able to just write.
You told me that you were done with him, and you obviously weren't.
I screwed up, okay? How'd it go with Todd? It wasn't the smoothest moment in relationship history.
We start this up, I'm not going to want to stop.
Momentum, and it's, like, frickin' impossible.
Tell me about it.
I thought this whole tequila thing was gonna turn into something more substantial.
You're a tequila salesman man-whore with a fake accent.
What could this have ever turned into that would be more substantial? Okay, this man-whore may very soon be finding himself to be very big in Japan.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Japan? Yeah, she has this idea about sending the madura guy to Japan.
Japan? Yes, it's a good idea.
You will see.
Veev, but I completely agree.
Nothing seems to add up.
At all.
It's, like, you either luck out into everything straight out of school, or you're just stuck on the bottom, and there's, like, no more climbing the ladder.
That gig I played last week oh, yeah, yeah.
Hey, soph, come on, it's chow time.
I got the board mix back.
I must have given out a cd to every bar in town and have heard nothing back.
Call jamel.
I bet he could help.
What? I'm serious.
Dude, give it a rest.
Jamel and I are not speaking.
You know that.
I know.
I'm just saying it could be a way to get a gig.
Hey, Captain Sophia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I will be there.
I will be right there.
Just let me finish.
What's she working on over there? I assume it's her book.
She's been bringing that thing everywhere.
Yeah, I know, but I think she's almost done.
She's rounding the clubhouse turn.
Oh, my God, these wings are amazing.
Mm-hmm.
You know who makes a great wing? No, don't tell me.
Hmm, let me guess.
All: Todd.
He does.
He makes a mean wing.
We know.
Todd can cook.
Todd does close-up magic.
The independent movie of Todd's life would start the first physically violent bidding war at Sundance.
Whatever, it's true About the cooking and magic.
Hey, I got mean kitchen skills.
I know this, chico.
Yeah, and my arroz con pollo is the best hangover food on the planet.
What you say is not inaccurate, but I hope for one day a life without hangovers.
Well, I'm gonna make you some for your birthday 'cause we all know someone's gonna get wasted.
Hmm.
Oh! Oh, yeah.
How about jamel? Is he a good cook? What is your problem? Sophia? Yes, sir.
Yes, ma'am.
What do you want for your birthday? Oh, yeah.
A pair of finches.
A pair of what? Finches you know, like, little finches.
Daph, you have so many shoes.
You don't need more shoes.
[Laughs.]
What's so funny? Finches aren't shoes, Miles.
They're birds, dude.
Little ones.
Tiny, little birds.
[Laughs.]
I knew that.
[Laughs.]
Shake it off.
You don't get it.
[Whistling.]
What's going on in there? Just, you know, getting everything ready for the party.
Miles, dear friend Hey, can you pass me that thing over there? What thing? The hairbrush thingy.
This? Yes, that.
We will be calling that a whisk.
Whisk.
Uh, what's that over there on the wall? Oh, that's that's just some strawberries or tomatoes.
I'll clean it up later.
Thank you so much for making this.
I said I was gonna.
I know, but I, um My new credit card was just kind of burning a hole in my purse, and I sort of snagged me some birthday catering.
For the party? Yeah.
How much did you spend? Whatever, I just I wanted I wanted to make sure that we had enough food.
I think we'll be fine.
I mean, with that and this We'll be okay.
[Laughs.]
[Cell phone ringing.]
Ooh.
It's Todd.
Good evening, fair sir.
Yeah.
[Kettle whistling.]
Oh.
Whoa.
[Gasps.]
My computer.
Okay, don't be mad.
I was just cleaning up, and I spilled some breast milk all over your computer.
[Computer beeps.]
[Gasps.]
Um Okay.
It's not working.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to.
Ah, my whole book is on here.
Do you have it backed up? No, it's not working.
You should really back those things up.
Raviva, you just broke my computer! I don't think you should be lecturing me on backing up.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
Look, uh, let me just take it in tomorrow.
No.
No, it's okay.
It looks busted, so maybe I just let me um, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I got this.
Got it.
I'm gonna go take this.
Please just take your breast milk.
Okay.
Good luck.
Yeah.
[Key clacks, computer beeps.]
[Key clacks, computer beeps.]
Hmm.
[Key clacking, computer beeping.]
[Groans.]
This is her posing for cosmo.
This is her posing in her favorite pjs.
That's Wow.
Great.
How are things with you and, um, raviva? Raviva? Hmm.
Good.
What's going on? What's going on? Nothing.
Just, you know hey, you don't have to lie to me.
They're fine, dad.
Fine.
Can I be honest with you, tiger? Have I ever had a choice? If that relationship isn't right Get out.
I don't think I'm there yet.
If you get there I'll make a note.
Okay, good man.
All right, moving on.
I'm letting Glenn go.
Glenn in publication.
Yeah, we're offering him, uh, early retirement.
And what if he doesn't want it? We'll fire him, but key point I'm offering you his position.
Uh I'm applying to grad school.
I start next fall, you know.
That green building, whatever yeah, environmental design.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't really planning on sticking around.
Well, I don't want to tell you what to do, but, you know, it is a major raise.
How major a major raise? 17 grand more than you're making.
And benefits $17,500.
Can I think about it? Yeah, sure.
You got two days.
What happens in two days? Two days, I'll start to think you're ambivalent, and I won't want to give you the job anymore.
- Hope the bus come soon.
- What?! Nothing.
Nothing.
Do you think it'd be hard to adopt a baby tiger? Like, would there be lots of paperwork and shipping fees? What was that? Nothing! You know, I don't have to listen to music.
It's okay.
No.
No, let's be together.
If you're not gonna use it, can I listen to your iPhone? Good morning.
Mornin'.
So how was dinner with your dad last night? [Sighs.]
Endless, insane So, normal.
He offered me a promotion.
I'm sorry a promotion? Yep.
Does he know you've applied to grad school? He does.
It'd be more money.
So what? You hate it there.
I hate what it's been.
Um, so what's the job? Publications associate writing all the catalogs and marketing stuff.
It's 17 grand more, plus benefits for you and Rosemary.
Do you want my advice? Sure.
You've done nothing but bitch about how soul sucking it is to work in that place since you started.
I know.
Windows that don't open, zombies.
I know.
So what? You want to turn into even more of a corporate tool? I wasn't aware I was a corporate tool.
Daddy's not a corporate tool.
I just mean you don't like it.
Why would you choose to do something you don't really want to do? I don't need you to do that.
She does not need you to do that.
I'd say don't do it.
Okay, thank you for the advice.
It's just my advice.
You do whatever you think is right.
[Vacuum cleaner whirring.]
What are you doing? Sprucing the place up.
Since when do you spruce? Um, since it's my birthday.
When does your birthday ever involve sprucing or anything apart from buying a monster bottle of gin and throwing up? I don't know.
Leave me alone, okay? I spruce.
I'm spruce Willis.
Get off my nuts.
You went out and bought these already? It's 7:00 A.
M.
in the frickin' morning.
Oh, yeah, and I got all your stuff, and I put it in that pile right there.
Thanks.
Hey, and also, if you could just lay off the bathroom, 'cause, um, I already cleaned it, and I just want it to be, like, good for tonight, okay? Sure.
Oh, and could you please just not tell the poop story or the fire hydrant story tonight.
I just want to keep it classy.
Will do.
Thank you.
Loving! [Vacuum cleaner whirring.]
[Computer beeping.]
Hi.
How's it going? Epic fail.
All right.
Let's go.
I'm taking it in.
No, you don't have to.
I want to, Sophia.
Come on, the guy already knows.
I called and told him we're dropping it off.
Let's go.
This is my baby.
Now, give me yours.
Sophia, give me that computer nice and easy.
I'm just gonna drop it off, hand off a few cds at several bars, then I'll pick it up, and we're gonna go to daph's party.
Come on.
[Scoffs.]
Nice and easy.
There it is.
Oh, that's the ticket.
Good work, team.
[Rosemary fusses.]
Oh, boy.
[Cell phone dialing.]
[Line ringing.]
Sophia.
Daphne, I'm in very serious trouble.
She cleaned.
She bought flowers.
She goes, "Miles, Miles, don't tell the fire hydrant story.
Don't tell the poop story.
" It's so weird.
It's not weird.
She's mating, dude.
She's getting to that point.
What point? You know, the point where who we really want to be in the love, sex, family drama becomes more than who we've been with our friends.
It's a stage in Erikson's theory of personal development.
I really hope you get accepted to grad school, man.
You need to talk to someone else about this who's not me.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Who's that? Uh, no one.
Bekah.
Whoa.
Work bekah? Yeah.
Are those hers? Yeah.
Have you seen them in person? Seriously? Yeah.
Are you guys hooking up? Just once.
Holy crap.
Does raviva know? Of course not.
Dude.
I know.
Raviva just kissed this guy jamel.
You're doing it with bekah.
I know.
This is a total disaster.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Dude, this whatever happens, whatever you do, you got to tell her to stop sending this.
Don't ever tell raviva you saw these.
No.
I promise, man.
Cone of silence.
Okay.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Both: Whoa.
Hey.
Hey.
Heard the good news.
What good news? About your dad offering you Glenn's job.
That's pretty cool.
You think? Yeah, I mean, I know it's not your dream job or anything, but it's nice to know he respects you enough to offer.
It says a lot about you.
What exactly does it say about me? Kind of walk me through it.
It says that you're a really good guy who took on the responsibility of supporting his family when he could have just said, "get lost," you know, that you can excel at whatever you put your mind to, whether it's your plan "b" or your plan "x" or whatever.
It does say that, doesn't it? Yeah, I mean, I don't care if you take it or not, but it's pretty cool that he offered.
You should be proud of yourself.
Thank you for saying that.
Was there something you needed? No, I'm just saying hey.
I got to go talk to your dad.
See you later.
[Sighs.]
So when can I pick it up? Three or four days.
We'll call.
It has to be today.
But it can't be today.
Scott, this is my best friend's computer.
I broke it, okay? It has everything she ever wrote on it, and she's in the middle of writing her first book.
I can't do it any sooner.
Scotty, come on, don't be like that.
Don't be the guy who can't.
Come on, be the guy who can.
Come on, we both know all they do back there is play video games and steal people's music.
When do you want it done? 4:00.
Okay, it'll be ready at 4:00.
Let's say 3:00.
So, when I get here at 4:00, we know it's ready, and everyone's happy.
It'll be done at 3:00.
Great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're the best, Scott.
I still don't understand the problem.
'Cause all you're thinking about is your birthday party.
Todd is coming to this, and i want it to be nice.
I will help you manage your caterers, but will you stop and focus, please? It's not the caterers.
Who is it cirque du soleil Blue angels? It's the girl who's making my dress, but fine I will take a beat.
I'm all yours.
What's your damage? When the computer people give the computer back to raviva Mm.
They're gonna turn it on to show her that it's working.
Very good business practice.
No, it's a very dangerous business practice, because when raviva sees what I was writing when she broke it, she'll kill me.
Why? What were you writing? A passage about her.
You wrote about raviva in your book? Sort of uh, a version of her.
I called her ravina.
O.
M.
G.
Worst name ever.
You don't like it? Oh, yeah.
No, soph, ravina? God.
Mm-mm.
Ick.
I thought it was poetic.
It is.
It sounds like a ditch.
So what did you write? I don't know.
It just has a character kind of describe her as being very sure of herself and opinionated and pushy and ultimately kind of oblivious to how her way of being affects people.
Wow.
Accurate.
Affectionately accurate, though.
Yeah, but still.
What am I gonna do? Mm.
Do you know where she dropped it off? I assume it's that place by blackbird.
Okay.
Thank you.
What is this drink? Shiso hot.
Shiso hot.
Mm, she is so hot.
Okay, here's the plan.
Call them.
Okay, got it.
Find out when the computer's gonna be ready.
Got it.
Get your ass over there and pick it up before she gets there.
What do I say when she asks me why I went and picked it up? Start a new conversation.
What? Start a completely different conversation.
Like, just talk about Rosemary, or say that you're really getting into Nicki minaj, or tell her I'm getting a boob job.
Oh, my gosh, daph, that is, like, the worst idea you've ever had.
Do you know how many of them end up being completely mismatched, and all the medical papers say that see, it works.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll try it.
Okay, and, soph What Conversation? Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
You aren't writing anything affectionately accurate about me, are you? No.
Okay, 'cause that would be, like, yikes.
Hello? Hey.
Hey.
Sorry.
Dealing with a little toilet emergency.
What's up? Who do I talk to about playing? Well, that would be me, but great.
I'm raviva.
This is my yep, sorry.
I can't listen to that.
You don't even know what it is yet.
It's pretty amazing.
Well, I don't care if it's legendary.
We're booked three months out.
That's cool.
I'm around.
We don't really do the whole singer/songwriter thing here.
That's not what it is, man.
Yeah, I don't really care what it is.
Can't you just give me a shot here? I don't even need to be paid.
I just need space to do my thing and see what people think.
Do you have any idea how ma people want to play here? I mean, do you have any idea? Yeah, I don't really care how many people want to play here.
All right, I'll give it a listen.
Thanks.
Hey, you ever tend bar? 'Cause I'm, uh, looking for someone to fill in on weeknights.
I could really use someone like you.
Thanks, but I'm really just trying to do my music right now.
Okay, fair enough.
Got to run.
[Cell phone ringing.]
Hello? Hi, this is Scott from the computer store.
Your computer's ready for pickup.
Oh, yeah, on my way.
Okay.
[Telephone ringing.]
Oh.
Hello? Hi, I'm Sophia Swanson.
My friend raviva brought my computer in to get it fixed today.
Yeah, well, I just called and told her that it's ready for pickup.
No! [Rock music.]
Hey.
[Laughs.]
Hi.
What are you doing here? Rosemary can move objects with her mind.
That's cool.
Thanks so much for fixing this.
Oh, thanks for letting me Although it's not like I gave you much of a choice, did I? That's just my way.
And they did it so fast.
So fast.
Well, you know me.
I just pushed a little, got in their face, gave no thought to their feelings.
Well, thanks.
I'm really glad to have it back.
Of course, of course.
I know how important it is to your creative work.
I always did wonder how do you make all that stuff up? I mean, it must take a lot of imagination to imagine so many things that aren't just there in front of you every day being annoying and unbearable.
Are you sure you didn't read what you wrote? No, I would never.
I'm just saying I'm impressed.
You throw a mean party, glover.
Thank you.
And what do you call this drink? Shiso hot.
She certainly is.
Daphne, hey.
Hey.
Where's the fire hydrant? [Both laughing.]
Lexie, you're crazy.
Fire hydrant what does that mean? Oh, yeah, I don't know.
Uh, you know, for some of these kids, it's, like, still college.
But you know what? Who am I to judge? Ooh, let's go look at those elegant finger sandwiches.
Yummers.
Why does she want those damn finches, anyway? I don't know.
I think it's some sort of symbol of the life she wants.
She told you that? No, but, I mean, if she wanted a bird, wouldn't she ask for, like, a parrot or, like, a parakeet you know, something that talks? I've always wanted a c bird that could talk, just to carry around on my shoulder while I'm bopping around town.
Just every time I go to a pet shop, I don't do it.
I don't know why.
Dude.
What? Good impulse control.
But to want finches? I mean, finches are monogamous.
They live in Paris.
I think she wants to be, like, tied to a person, and having finches is, like, a manageable first step like a Daphne life in miniature.
That's just my analysis.
She's so weird.
She's not normal.
No, there's no one like her.
I'm gonna end up being the one taking care of her.
Probably.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Whoa.
What? Are you all right? Everything okay? Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Hey, nice party, daph.
Hey, thanks.
When are we gonna play flip cup? I didn't plan for that.
Let's go this way.
Flip cup.
It's starting to sound like you were a little wild in college.
Me? No.
Can you hang on to this fella for me for a moment? Just don't let him talk to anybody else or move.
Gladly.
I am gonna go refill the punch bowl.
I have a few questions for you, pal.
Here's the first.
You had sex with my girl without telling her you had a girlfriend.
What's that about? Dude, you got to tell that chick from your office to stop sending you those sex pictures.
I tried, but she was being so cool about it, I kind of didn't want to be a jerk.
Look, if you don't want this to blow up in your face, you have to tell her to stop.
Yeah, I will.
I'll do it tomorrow.
It's making me nervous.
I hear you.
Good.
Oh, and don't tell Daphne about this.
About the text? Duh.
No, about me taking a whiz in the sink.
I promised when we moved in together I'd never do it.
And unless I'm mistaken That should be your card right there.
What? How'd you do that? Oh, my gosh, what do you have cards up your sleeve or something? How'd you and Lou get together? Oh, come on.
How'd you do it? I'm not gonna tell you.
How'd you guys meet? Um, well, we lived together in the same building on campus freshman year.
We all did.
Except for me.
I lived with my dad.
And I lived with Sophia Although I don't know how she stood it.
I just take up so much space with my attitude.
And I lived with Miles.
And I had classes with Lou.
And I had classes with Miles.
Makes sense.
But the way it all turned into this, what it is now i think it was that night.
Yep, yeah, that was it.
Right? That was it.
When Daphne showed up at our door oh, this does not need to be said.
With five bottles of vodka, awful vodka, and her emergen-cs that she just loves so much.
Both: Jungle juice 2.
0.
No, okay, I was just, like, if we're going to get hammered, we might as well get our vitamins and electrolytes.
Like, the fire hydrant light, remember? Soph.
So what is the fire hydrant i keep hearing about? No, no, no.
Uh, just tell your story.
All right, so we get trashed, go to bed, and I can't fall asleep because some ass[Bleep.]
Is being obnoxiously loud right outside our door.
So I go out into the hallway, and it's, like, 4:00 in t morning or something.
And then it was this guy standing there, no shirt on, earbuds in, eyes closed, singing remix to ignition at the top of his lungs, and I was just like, "I am going to kill him.
" It's a powerful jam.
And without saying a thing, he turns around, grabs me close, takes the earbuds out, puts them in my ear, and we just start dancing.
And I remember thinking, "how is this happening? I want to kill this guy and kiss him at the same time, and I like it.
" And I still do.
Aw.
Like I said, powerful jam.
I love that story, but what's the deal with the fire hydrant? Oh, no, no, it's not it's stupid, right? I just want to hear it.
Just tell him it's funny.
No.
Come on, he just wants hear it.
No.
Why are you making such a big deal out of this? Because I do what I want.
Mm.
Okay, Todd, so this night Miles, don't.
This one night, she got really drunk at a party, walked outside in her underwear.
When we found her, she was passed out wrapped around a fire hydrant.
[Laughs.]
What's the matter with that? Come on, daph.
Oh, daph, come on.
Daphne, wait.
I just need a second.
It was cute.
Daphne, wait a second.
What's the big deal? Where are you going? Nowhere, just leave me alone.
Daph, I'm sor let me go.
[Door slams.]
[Soft music.]
I'll put her down.
Thanks.
Whoa.
I think Miles is in love with her.
I mean, he doesn't just love her.
He is in love with her, head over heels.
You would know.
You're such a good observer of people.
I'm not a good observer.
I mean, you were there.
Sure you are, soph.
You just sit at your computer all day long, drawing conclusions about everyone.
You read what I wrote, didn't you? Of course I read what you wrote.
Raviva, it wasn't about you.
Really? Who was it about ravina? Ravina? Yes.
Who's named ravina, Sophia? Someone that I made up.
Really? Who just happens to have a baby and just happens to write songs and just happens to be a royal pain in the ass? Give me a break.
Is there anything about me you like, like, anything you admire at all? Yes, of course.
Then why did you only choose to write about all the stuff about me you think suck.
Okay, those parts of you don't suck.
I mean, those parts of you are flaws, yeah, but flaws are what make people interesting.
You know what, Sophia? Let me tell me something.
You are really interesting.
You are really, really interesting.
What did you do now? Me? Nothing.
She pissed me off.
How? She wrote a story about me or some crazy weird version of me named ravina, and all she talks about is how she's this pushy, opinionated bitch.
What, you agree with her? You do have opinions.
Everyone has opinions, Lou.
You have opinions.
Soph obviously has opinions.
Yeah, but yours are strong, and you just sort of come out with them.
When I told you my dad offered me that promotion, the first thing you said was I was a corporate tool.
Yeah, well, you asked me for my opinion.
What do you want me to do lie? No, but I don't want to be yeah, yeah, you do.
That's the problem.
You and her and her precious computer you just want me to lie all the time.
I don't want you to lie.
You know what? You want that stupid job? Go ahead, take it.
I'm not stopping you.
I don't know what I want.
That's the point, raviva.
I don't know.
Sometimes when people talk, they're not asking for your freakin' opinion.
They're asking for help figuring out their own.
[Cell phone chimes.]
[Cell phone chimes.]
Aren't you gonna get that? No.
No, we are talking right now.
That can wait.
Raviva? Can you just wait until the conversation is over? Who is this? Well, I would I would have to see the phone to answer that question.
There.
Who is this? I don't know.
That's a lie.
Who is it? Bekah.
"Bekah from work" bekah? Yeah.
You guys are on naked-picture basis? I guess.
Yeah.
Did you have sex with bekah? Did you have sex with bekah? One one time, yeah.
[Cell phone thuds.]
Get out.
That you kissed jamel.
Get out.
Veev! Veev, I know I know it was a mistake.
I said get out.
Okay, fine! Fine, I'll go.
You're obviously the one in charge.
What are you doing now? I am going to go stay at Todd's.
Daph, I'm sorry.
No, you know what? I think we should just take a break.
No.
I think that will be better.
Please don't go.
I no, it's okay.
No, it's not okay.
I'm sorry I said what I said.
It just kills me to see you hiding who you are just to please this guy.
I'm not hiding who I am.
Yeah, you are.
Whatever, Miles.
Spending all this money you don't have, making sure no one says anything embarrassing.
I'm just trying to make sure he doesn't think I'm some kind of hot mess.
Well, guess what? Sometimes you are a hot mess, and sometimes you're a firefly buzzing around in this place.
And sometimes when you fall asleep on the couch [Chuckles.]
I just Watch you there sleeping And you look like an angel.
I love you.
What? No.
I mean it.
I love you.
What? [Sighs.]
Oh, okay.
Just give me a second.
You, um You got me those? You said you wanted finches, right? Yep.
Mm-hmm.
They're exactly what I said I wanted.
[Silly voice.]
Hello.
[Chuckles.]
[Laughs.]
Thank you.
They're perfect.
I'm still gonna go.
Are you serious? Yeah, Miles, I need to go, and it's It's not about you.
It's me.
What does that mean? You know what it means.
You ready to go? Yep.
Oh, oh, can you take care of these guys for me while I'm gone? Yeah, sure.
Later.
Later.
Bye.
Thank you.
[I am Apollo's [if you want to be used.]
So I'm gonna go.
To her place? I don't know.
Are you going to her place or not? I don't know.
I might go to her place.
I might go to Miles and daph's.
I don't know.
How could you do this? I'm sitting low in love and life tonight She makes me feel good Okay? She likes me, and she doesn't judge me.
Maybe you ought to be judged.
Did you ever think of that? Maybe you ought to be judged.
I mean, from the minute I showed up pregnant, you just came up with this brilliant idea to stop doing everything that mattered and just go work for your dad.
What else was I supposed to do? It's not about what you're supposed to do, Lou.
It's about what you want to do.
It's not that simple.
Oh, you decided to make this huge sacrifice no one really asked you to make, and you expect to be congratulated for it every day like you're some kind of hero.
Well, let me tell you something.
Going to work doesn't make you a hero.
Making money doesn't make you a hero.
Going after your dreams and being good to the people around you, that makes you a hero.
Raviva I can't be with you.
Say that you wanted it forever You're right.
You're right.
I shouldn't have screwed around.
I probably shouldn't have taken the job, but I can't live with someone who's so perfect and right all the time.
It's driving me crazy.
Then maybe you should go.
Show me you wanted it for real I think I should.
Yeah.
We'll have to figure something out with Rosemary.
I know.
Say that you would say that you would [Sighs.]
Rough night? [Sighs.]
Raviva.
Aw, sucks, man.
You? Daphne.
Yeah, I hear you.
Well, thanks for, uh Talking.
Yeah, you too.
[Sighs.]
[Rosemary crying.]
Shh, it's okay.
It's all right.
Shh.
I got you.
It's all right.
Need a hand? Yeah, do you mind? Sorry.
Shh.
Sorry if we woke you up.
[Sighs.]
You didn't wake me up.
I've kind of been up all night.
You can just put her down.
Thanks.
I know.
I know.
Thanks.
I'm sorry that what I wrote hurt your feelings.
No, I'm sorry.
For what? For being a bitch.
I don't think you're a bitch.
I think that you're doing all you can under pressure, and it's hard.
I didn't mean being a bitch my entire life.
I meant being a bitch last night.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Well, I was online all night looking for a job that, you know, makes sense, and what? Don't get a job jobs suck.
Just keep writing.
We're fine.
Well, yeah, but when the right job comes, I'm gonna I said, "don't get a job.
" Okay! [Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Look, that story is great, for what it's worth.
Thank you.
I am an idiot for pretending that ravina wasn't you.
It's all right.
Just do me a favor.
Just call her raviva.
Ravina sounds like a European soda.
I can really do that? Yes.
Okay.
I will call her raviva.
Thank you.
He's gonna come back.
I know.
It doesn't matter.
I can take care of her, and I can take care of me easy.
Settling in? Yeah.
Nice.
Too bad for Glenn, but for you, nice.
You know what I wanted to be when I was your age? A guide.
A guide? Yeah, I had this friend that was leading raft trips down the Colorado river.
He got me in the door there.
It was all set up.
What happened? I went to business school.
Wow.
It's funny how quickly a little cell like this can become your whole world, you know? I was gonna live in canyons Out in the sun.
Ah, well Hey, congratulations.
[Rock music.]
Hey.
That's my music.
Yeah.
What'd you think? Eh, it's not bad, but still can't book you.
I'm actually here to apply for the bartending gig If it's still available.
I, uh I'm kind of a pain in the ass.
Yeah, apparently I am also.
Well Then you're hired.
Mind the store.
I'm on break.
So come come [Knock at door.]
Come in.
I thought a lot about it.
And? I'll take it.
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
If you pay to put me through grad school, assuming I get in.
I figured it out.
I can do the degree in five years if I just go at night.
I want to provide, you know, but I don't want to totally lose track of what I want to do.
So if, uh if you could pay for my school on top of my salary, then I can take the job.
Her heavy legs were once Tiger, you have no idea Light as the day How much respect I have for you right now.
So that's a yes? Yes, that is a yes.
But now here she lays All right.
Get out of here.
Thank you.
I need it now Leave office.
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