We Bare Bears (2015) Episode Scripts

N/A - Panda's Friend

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music] Panda: Hmm.
Whoa! Anime Con! Hey, this is today.
Do you want to go check this out? [Slurping] Uh, yeah, sure, when I'm, uh, less busy.
[Slurping continues] Dude, you're not doing anything.
Uh, I'm drinking this royal milk tea.
Hey, you want to go with me? Ice Bear would rather check out meat convention.
Meat convention?! Oh, I'm down for that! Meat rules.
Dude, I'm a vegetarian, and I thought you were busy.
[Sighs] Okay, I lied.
I'm not busy.
It's just that anime's not our thing.
Ice Bear only watches meat-related anime.
- Dude, what are you staring at? - Huh? What? and one medium peach milk tea with boba comes to $10.
52.
Were you staring at that girl? - Ice Bear saw a smile.
- What? No! You should totally talk to her, man.
Mm I mean, Sh should I? But how? - Brother, just watch.
- Talk about meat.
Wait! W-What are you doing? - Oh, hi.
Can I help you? - Yes, you can! My brother Panda, [giggles] he likes you! - He's, like, super nice! - Ice Bear thinks he's a solid six.
No! What the heck are you saying? Check him out He's sitting right over there.
That handsome guy, stuff around his eyes.
[Groaning] Huh? Hey, Pan Pan! Where you going? [Computer beeping] Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Oh, "My Sassy Heart!" Let's watch this! I heard it was amazing! Eh, let's just watch "Hot Dog Ninja" again.
What? Come on! We watched that, like, eight times already! [Laughs] Yeah, man.
It's that good.
Come on, I've been wanting to watch this, dude.
Okay, well, let's just put it to a vote.
Who wants to watch "My Little Poopy Heart"? - It's called "My Sassy Heart"! - Or how about "Hot Dog Ninja"? Ugh! You guys always win! "Hot Dog Ninja" doesn't even make any sense.
[Speaking in Korean] [Cellphone chimes] Hey, what the Buddy Maker? Hmm.
"Meet new compatible friends.
" That sounds pretty cool.
Step one upload a photo.
Okay.
[Camera shutter clicks] Next, um, survey Favorite color? Red.
Favorite shape? Hmm.
Circle.
Movie? [Chuckles] Romance of course.
[Jingle plays] Hmm, Tom.
Computerized voice: Would you like to schedule a hangout? Uh, sure.
Schedule confirmed.
[Sighs] HmmTom.
[Cellphone chimes] Uh, excuse me, a-are you Panda? Huh? Uh, yeah yeah.
That's me.
I'm Tom.
May I sit? Uh, yeah! Of course.
Sit, please.
Thanks.
It's nice to meet you.
- [Giggles] Likewise.
- Heh.
This is a bit awkward.
[Laughs nervously] Yeah, sorry.
I've I've never done this before.
Me neither.
So, uh, what made you try Buddy Maker? I just clicked on an ad.
I don't know.
I just wanted to find someone like, um - Like you? - Uh, yeah, exactly! [Laughs] Cool.
So, I saw you're into Korean dramas? Yeah, I got into this show called "My Sass" "My Sassy Heart"! I love that show! - [Gasps] Really?! - Hey, you're back! - Uh - It's me.
You came in with your brothers the other day.
- You wanted my number, remember? - Oh, I I-I I'd - I'd like the tofu salad, please.
- Oh, okay.
One tofu salad.
- So, Panda, do you want my? - Um, are you a vegetarian? Uh-huh.
Wait, are you? Yeah, and allergic to any kind of nuts! [Gasps] I'm also a victim of nut allergies! - Really? - I don't believe it! Nobody knows the kind of suffering we go through.
I know! I was gonna get the tofu salad, too! - Dude, we should just share one! - Uh, yeah! Okay! So, Panda, do you want my number? - Meh, just the salad, please.
- Okay.
One salad.
And please make sure there's no nuts in it! Thank you! Man, she's really pretty.
Anyway, where were we? I don't know, but we have a lot in common.
I'm just so glad I met you.
[Laughs] Me too.
[Music] [Camera shutter clicks] [Giggling] [Giggling] [Giggling continues] Grizz: Dude! Where have you been? We've been waiting for, like, an hour! - Ice Bear is starving.
- Oh, shoot! I totally forgot! We were supposed to get pizza! I'm sorry, man.
I was having too much fun with Tom.
Tom, these are my brothers.
- Oh, hey what's up? I'm Grizz.
- Ice Bear.
Oh, hey, you guys are kind of matching.
You're like twins! [Laughs] I know, right? Tom's so awesome.
We have so much in common! I love anime.
And I love anime! I'm vegetarian.
And I'm vegetarian, too! [Both giggle] - Okay.
Are we ready for pizza? - Oh, can Tom join us? It's okay, I don't want to impose.
- It's cool, man.
Right? - Uh sure.
- I'll race you to the bus stop! - Hey, wait for me! [Both laughing] [Italian music playing] Mmm! Oh, this looks delicious! Thank you! All right, dig in! Oh, actually, that slice was touching a meat slice.
- I can't eat it.
- What? Just give him a better slice, man.
- Okay, okay.
- Thanks, Griff.
It's Grizz.
[Clears throat] So, uh, we went to check out the meat convention, and So, what did you think of last night's episode? Holy cow! Do you think Kisuk's will finally tell her the truth? He has to! It's almost the season finale! - This is getting creepy.
- Ice Bear getting heebie-jeebies.
Maybe tomorrow you can come over to my place and watch it! Yeah! Oh, wait, that would end pretty late, though.
- How would I get back? - You could just stay over.
That way we can talk about the show all night long! - Or maybe re-watch the entire show? - [Laughs] Nothing can stop us! [Giggling] Check, please.
All right, dude.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, see you later, PP.
[Giggles] Stop calling me that! Hey, Pan Pan, want to play this game with us? Nope, I'm gonna go to bed Got to make sure I get enough rest before I meet Tom tomorrow.
[Cellphone rings, vibrates] Oh, wait, somebody's calling.
Oh, it's Tom.
Hey, hey, hey! I'm walking to the bus stop right now! That's cool.
I'll walk with you.
[Video game music playing] Oh, I can't wait for tonight's episode, dude.
I think Kisuk is gonna find out about the other girl.
No! I want him to stay in love with Miyoung! I know! [Laughs] Their friendship is over! Yeah, that stinks.
Yep.
Hey, Panda, today was great.
Promise me we'll stay friends forever.
Pfft, of course, man.
BFFs, remember? Best friends forever.
[Sighs] Stinks we can't be hanging out right now.
Wish we could be roommates.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Cool.
Oh, my bus is here.
I'll talk to you later, PP.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
[Giggles] Oh, man.
Classic Tom.
[Alarm clock beeps] [Groans] [Beeping stops] [Yawns] Aaaah! Aah! Whoa! [Thud] What's going on?! Huh Wha? [Speaking Korean] - Good morning! - What is this? I was gonna surprise you, but welcome to our new place, man! Remember? You said it would be cool if we were roommates? So, yep, here it is! I got everything you could ask for, man! Check it out voice activated computer.
[Computer beeps] Nice, right? And look it's a kitchen vegan omelettes at work as I speak.
And lastly, all of "My Sassy Heart" on loop, and no brothers, just us BFFs! So, what do you think? What do I think? What do I think?! Dude, you just kidnapped me! What?! No, no, no, no! This is too far! Where the heck are we?! How did my stuff get here?! How did I even get here?! Friendship brought you here, man.
Love did this love and a rental truck.
Friends don't do this to each other, dingle! You can't leave.
I'm cooking vegan omelettes, man.
Don't care! Voice command, lock all exits! [Locks click] [Door handle jostles] Wha? Open the door, man.
Not until we finish our conversation, Panda.
You said you were going to be best friends forever, remember? There's no backing out now.
[Chuckles nervously] Okay, you got it buddy.
Look, I need to go to the bathroom right now.
Of course.
Bathroom's that way.
[Sighs] Good old PP.
Aah! I got to get out of here! Huh? [Glass shatters] Hey, Panda, buddy, everything okay in there? [Grunts] Whoa! Wha! Aah! There's extra towels in the right cabinet! Aah! Panda! [Gasps] Stay away, Tom! Just hang tight, PP! - No, wait! Stooop! - Aaaaah! Oof! [Screams] What are you doing here, man? I'm going back to my brothers, Tom.
It doesn't matter if I don't have everything in common with them.
- But - That's not how best friends work, Tom! What have I done? [Creaking] Aah! No! [Grunts] I'm a horrible best friend! Save yourself, Panda! - No! I can pull you up! - No, you can't! You have very poor upper-body strength! It's one of the many things we have in common! - Tom! - Panda, I'm sorry! It's okay! It's gonna be okay! I-I don't think it is! - Aaah! - Tom! Dude, if we don't get another roommate, we won't make rent.
We're totally gonna get evicted.
Isaac doesn't want to lose his walk-in closet.
- What are we gonna do? - Aaah! - Oh.
- Hey, man, you wouldn't be looking for a place to live, would you? Panda: Hey, uh, can you guys call the fire department, please? Hot Dog Ninja: Haa! Feel the wrath of my buns! Grizz: Yeah! Man, the animation is so much better than last season.
Hey, Pan Pan.
Where you been all day? W-Where's your friend, um, T-Tom, right? Oh, I, uh I don't think we're gonna be hanging out anymore.
Oh.
I'm sorry, bud.
He seemed, um, nice.
Ice Bear thought he was a solid five.
[Slurps] Here, come sit with us, Pan Pan.
Look, you want to watch that Korean show? The, uh, uh, "My Gassy Heart"? No, no! It's okay.
I don't care what we watch.
I just want to hang out with my brothers.
Taste my blade, Taco Samurai! Hyah! Ooh! - Done! - Done!