Wizards of Waverly Place s02e30 Episode Script
Retest
Squeeze, squeeze.
And that's how you turn lemons into lemonade.
And what is magical about that? Nothing, but it tastes great.
All right.
Who's ready for today's wizard lesson? Oh, I'm sorry.
I can only learn one new thing a week, so I guess I'll just see you guys next week.
Great.
Ah-ah-ah.
- Uncle Kelbo! - Hey, everybody! You're not gonna believe this, but I just discovered Amica.
You should have seen Columbus' face as he sailed up, and I was waiting there for him looking like this.
- I thought I heard Kelbo.
- You heard right.
- Nice outfit.
- Well, thank you.
Can you stand outside the restaurant and hand out menus? Actually, no, I cannot.
I'm spending all my time using my magic while I still have it.
What are you talking about? I got a letter from the Wizard Council.
There's some sort of technicality, and we have to take our wizard test again.
All of us.
You, me, and somebody else.
- All of us? - Who's "all of us?" - No one.
- OK, we're not four years old.
We know that "no one" means someone.
Kelbo and I have a sister.
You guys have an aunt.
Oh, I knew it! - I didn't know it.
- Hold on.
How come you guys never told us we had an aunt? When I won the wizard competition and gave my powers to Kelbo, she got mad and wanted nothing to do with our family ever again.
- Which is fine with me.
- Not fine with me.
The wizard auditor's gonna be here on Friday.
And if Meg is not here to retake that test, the Russos will lose their powers forever.
- What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you telling me that my kids might lose their powers, too? Hm-hmm.
Oh, no.
This is This is bad.
We're gonna have to find a way to get her back here so she can retake the test.
The problem is nobody knows where she is.
Well, we're gonna have to find her then.
I have a magnifying glass.
Will that help? She's not tiny.
But you said she was an ant.
Dad, we've got to do something.
We all know that I was the one that was gonna win.
I know.
And you worked really hard, too.
You must feel terrible.
Suddenly slacker girl over here isn't looking so dumb anymore is she? * Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze * * That the end will no doubt justify the means * * You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease * * Yes, please * * But you might find out it'll go to your head * * When you write a report on a book you never read * * With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed * * That's what I said * * Everything is not what it seems * * When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams * * You might run into trouble if you go to extremes * * Because everything is not what it seems * * Everything is not what it seems * * When you can have what you want by the simplest of means * * Be careful not to mess with the balance of things * * Because everything is not * * What it seems * I can't find a Megan Russo anywhere on the World Wide Wiz Web.
OK, well, how are you spelling "Russo?" Sometimes I'm in a hurry and I don't use any "S's.
" Uh, hey.
Once you all lose your powers, we should use the Wizards' Lair as a quiet room just for Mom.
- What's a quiet room? - You'll never know.
Theresa, we're trying to figure out a way for the kids not to lose their magic.
Is there anything you guys can tell me about Aunt Megan - to help me find her? - Whoo, I know.
I know when your dad first introduced me as the girl he was giving away his powers for, she threw my homemade empanadas off the terrace and hit a cop.
So Aunt Megan has a police record.
Found her! Found her! Megan Brooke Russo.
She lives in Paris.
Paris? She sounds German.
Dad, don't you think you should go apologize and convince her to take the retest? Absolutely.
I'm going to go over there and make her take that test, or I'm going to sit on her, look her in the eye and dangle a loogie right over her face.
That's how I got her to do things when we were kids.
Uh, it'd be better if just you guys go.
All right, let's go.
Wait, Alex, let me do it.
I never get to do it.
All right, fine.
Let's go to our new aunt's.
Take us to Paris, Texas.
What? See? This is why we don't let you do the spells, Max.
Hi, uh Are you Megan Russo? Yeah.
We're Jerry Russo's kids.
Oooh.
I'm not Megan Russo.
Wha? Well, we gave it a shot.
Let's go.
Yes, I'm convinced, since your paintings say, "M.
Russo" and your smock says "Megan.
" OK, I'm your aunt.
Let's do all the aunt stuff.
Wow, I haven't seen you in so long.
You're so tall.
When did the cast come off? That was fun.
Have a great trip back.
You're kicking us out? You're still that upset with your brothers? No, I'm not upset.
I've totally let it go.
Then, what's this? Oh, it's the latest in my series, called "Every Russo for Themselves.
" Wow.
She really knows how to hold a grudge.
Sounds like someone else we know.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm still mad at you for the last time you said I hold a grudge.
OK, great.
Thanks for stopping in.
Have a great trip back.
I need to get back to doing a lot of nothing.
Wow.
Alex, you do a lot of nothing.
You know, she's like your weird, older-looking twin.
No offense.
You remind me of a brother I used to have named Kelbo.
Really? I have an uncle named Kelbo.
Couldn't be the same guy.
My Kelbo is an uncle, and yours is a brother.
Yep.
You're just like him.
- Thank you.
- It wasn't a compliment.
- Thank you.
- It was an insult.
Thank you.
Aunt Megan, you need to come back with us.
You and your brothers need to retake the wizard exam.
It's the only way the Russo family can save its wizarding powers.
What do I care about wizard powers? Look, I don't know if you heard, but I got totally jacked in the wizard competition.
Look, we all know what happened to you, OK? Yes, it was bad.
This can be your one chance to win your powers back.
Yay, we all love power! And we also heard how unfairly you were treated.
- Yes.
- And how my dad and uncle want to apologize to you for that.
- Yep.
That's what they said.
- Aunt Megan.
Would you mind taking Max on a tour? Don't let him touch anything.
Too late.
You can't really lean on these.
Alex! What are you doing? Dad said he was never going to apologize to her.
I'm winging it.
Well, what are you gonna do if she says yes, and comes back with us, and then they won't apologize? Then I'll wing it again.
The important thing is not the truth, it's getting her back.
So, how about it, Aunt Megan? Dad and Uncle Kelbo are ready to get on their knees and beg for your forgiveness.
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing that.
Especially because I thought I never would.
Winging it never fails.
Is this place a sandwich shop or a subway stop? Let me guess.
It was your dad's idea.
Megan.
Wow, you're here.
Yep, I'm here.
Nice job combining two of your favorite things: railroad travel and eating.
Shows how much you don't know me.
My two favorite things now are baking my own pie crusts and knitting.
I'm just going to move this breakable stuff out of the way.
You know, get it out of reach.
Wow.
I never thought I'd see the day you'd come back here.
When I heard what you were going to do, how could I miss it? - What? - What do you mean "what?" Start winging it, Captain Flappers.
Captain Flappers? I'll think of something better.
Just go.
Uh, Daddy, Aunt Megan was really excited to hear how much you missed her.
And how you feel really, really bad about what happened.
Really? 'Cause that doesn't sound like Megan at all.
Look, I'm just going to cut to it: I was told you'd be on your knees for this.
- She's just like you.
- No, she's not.
The only way I'm getting on my knees is if I'm sitting on you, dangling a loogie over your face.
Then why did I even come to your stupid restaurant-slash-train station? It's a sub shop.
- Just like you.
- I don't see it.
Hey, everybody.
Congratulate me.
I just won the Indianapolis Place your bets now.
I was a longshot.
Oh, my Megan! It's Megan.
I remember you.
You're my sister.
- Wow.
- Hi, Kelbo.
I can't believe you got her to come back to take the test.
- Not without an apology.
- Well, OK.
Go ahead.
Um, no, Kelbo.
She wants us to apologize to her.
What for? For giving your powers to him instead of me.
OK, this is clearly between the two of you, OK? Who wants to go with their uncle fishing for llamas? Kelbo! Megan, you know I had to give him my powers because he needed them more.
Kelbo's life without magic would be a travesty.
A horrible travesty.
That's why I like to spend all my time appreciating what I've got, and going fishing for llamas! Aunt Megan, this can be your one chance to win your powers back.
I'm apologizing for them.
Sorry! Please retake the test.
Why should I? Jerry will still win and give his powers to Kelbo, and all of my hard work will be for nothing.
And I really don't like hard work.
Oh, my gosh, she is just like me.
- Kelbo, send me home.
- You got it.
Zooba, zooba, zooba, hey sister, go sister, Paris, Texas.
- Alex, what did you do? - She winged it, Dad.
And I specifically told you not to wing it.
Hey, I got her here.
If you don't like winging it, what do you got? I don't know, but there's gotta be something we can do.
What if we hired a wizard lawyer? Maybe he can find a loophole so we can keep our powers.
I know just the guy.
He's fantastic! The best fish lawyer in the business.
I'm telling ya, this guy's a shark.
No offense.
OK.
Mr.
Fish We had a transfer of power indiscretion, and our aunt won't take the retest.
Is there any legal solution? We're toast.
Hey, I don't want to be insensitive, but how long do you think it will take to get all this wizard junk out of here? Oh, that was insensitive, huh? OK, looks like it's over.
I'm heading to Atlantic City.
You, my friend, get the hotel room.
I'll get the plane ticket.
Go ahead, Mom.
Make it your quiet room.
There's no need for a wizard training area anymore, because the competition is over.
Right, Alex? I really messed up, Harper.
My family could lose our wizard powers because of what I did.
I'm probably gonna end up like my Aunt Megan, with nobody in my family wanting anything to do with me.
Then I've got this covered.
Here's what you do.
Get a small refrigerator in your room, and then be best friends with someone ose family you like and spend all of your time at their house.
Alex, honey, grab your wand.
I want you to take me somewhere.
Really? You never want anything to do with magic.
Wait a minute.
You're not dropping me off at boarding school, are you? I never thought it would be you, Mom.
I will not let you do it, Mrs.
Russo.
Standing up to you is really tough for me, because this is the only place I have to go.
Harper, honey, relax! I'm not sending Alex away.
I just need to show her something.
OK I hate traveling by wand.
Makes my ears pop and my ankles swell.
I hate it, too.
I hear stuff and I taste metal.
I know.
Wait till they turn you invisible.
None of your clothes fit right after that.
Really, Mom, this was urgent a minute ago, so Oh, you're right.
Let's go.
Oy! - What do you want? - Look, Megan! I'm sorry.
I can't hear very well right now, but just listen to me, OK? I know that you don't get along with your brothers, and that's your business.
But now, it's affecting my kids, and that's my business.
OK? Wait a minute.
My ears just popped.
Look, Theresa, I'm not going back there.
There's too much bad blood between me and my brothers.
There's nothing I can do forou.
Don't you even care that Justin, Max, and I are going to lose our powers? You'll be OK without magic.
- I am.
- Uh, no, you're not.
You live alone on a roof.
Mom, it's in Paris.
It's beautiful.
Look at the view.
Shh.
It's still sad.
Look, Megan, you're a miserable, bitter mortal.
You have no family.
You want to know why Alex will be OK without magic? Because she has her family.
You got schooled! - Alex, watch your mouth.
- Oh, sorry.
Well, you just wasted your time by coming here.
Wow, maybe I did.
I'm sorry I couldn't be more help, Alex.
No, Mom.
You did help.
I'm not gonna let magic do this to us.
And, Aunt Megan, I have a suggestion for your painting.
Now you're the one being chased by a shark.
Buh-bye.
Guys, we gotta talk about a lot of things.
No, we don't.
We're done talking to you.
We're packing.
Don't you see what this is doing to us? We haven't even finished the wizard competition, and we're already fighting like Dad, Kelbo and Megan.
Since when have you ever cared about the wizard competition? Since I figured out it was tearing us apart.
Guys, do you know what we need to do? We need to put aside our differences, come together, and show the Wizard Council that the Russos aren't going to take this lying down.
Continue.
Sure, we annoy each other.
And sure, you're probably not going to amount to anything.
Sure, I might end up along the side of the highway, wearing an orange jumpsuit picking up trash.
But you know what I like to call that? I like to call that "family.
" If there's one thing I've learned about family, it's that if we stick together, nothing can hurt us.
Well, we're gonna lose our powers anyway, so what else do we have to lose? - Yeah! Let's do it.
- All right.
OK.
Bring on the Wizard Council! OK, guys, I'm gonna get a bunch of rest.
It's gonna be a big, long, emotional day tomorrow.
- Wait, tomorrow? - Yeah.
So that's not today? No, tomorrow.
The day the wizard auditor's coming.
All right, do you guys want to meet earlier before he gets here and then we can redo this whole moment, or we can just remember that it happened? Yeah, no, we're good.
All right, let's go.
I am here to administer a retest to, uh, Jerry, Megan and Kelbo? Uh, Mr.
McFly? Our sister, Megan, is not gonna be here.
Oh, then this is gonna be quick.
Where's your wizard power panel? I need to take the fuses.
Um, I don't recall where that is.
- It's right here.
- Oh, this? This is our decoy panel to, you know Are you the wizard competition auditor? - Yes.
- We quit.
Time out.
- What are you doing? - I'm winging it.
You gave a big inspirational speech for that? Well, first of all, thank you for remembering my speech.
And second of all, you're family and you're gonna wing it with me.
We're behind you, General Flappers.
Would you stop saying that? I wasn't happy with it.
OK, hands in.
- One, two, three - Russos! Time in! Ever since this re-test came up, I've learned a little something about us Russos.
We don't need powers to make us a family, and we're not gonna let wizard powers break us apart.
And my brothers are behind me.
You know what? She's right.
I don't want to end up losing these guys.
I quit, too.
Alex had a great speech yesterday, and the parts that I remember were very moving.
I quit, too.
Yay, family! I'm proud of you kids for sticking together.
Well, I guess I'm gonna go to the place where I wanna be when there's no more magic.
We're done, so here.
Man, I hate this job.
Every day, I see the wizard competition tear families apart.
Even I haven't seen my own sister in years.
You know what? I'm gonna let you keep your powers.
That's against the rules.
I don't know if you're allowed Um, um, hey, look you're bending the rules.
I'm a rule bender.
He's Johnny Honest.
Forget about him.
Oh, look, if it comes up? Mr.
McFly was never here.
Thank you! Wow! You did it.
You guys did it! Guys, I'm sorry I got us into this mess in the first place.
Hmm, you're not at all like Aunt Megan.
But, I complain, I make fun of you guys, and I hardly do any work.
I'm exactly like Aunt Megan.
Well, a lot of that is true.
No, you apologized.
You did.
That's something Aunt Megan has never figured out how to do.
Hey, what do you say we unpack these boxes? How about we let Max do it? Don't feel like going to Texas.
Love on the rocks.
Unpack the box-es.
Um, excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Alex, I know it's you.
I can see Kelbo's wand number in my caller ID.
Guys, she's on to us.
You forgot to dial pound, horse, unicorn! - What do we do? - What we always do.
Run!
And that's how you turn lemons into lemonade.
And what is magical about that? Nothing, but it tastes great.
All right.
Who's ready for today's wizard lesson? Oh, I'm sorry.
I can only learn one new thing a week, so I guess I'll just see you guys next week.
Great.
Ah-ah-ah.
- Uncle Kelbo! - Hey, everybody! You're not gonna believe this, but I just discovered Amica.
You should have seen Columbus' face as he sailed up, and I was waiting there for him looking like this.
- I thought I heard Kelbo.
- You heard right.
- Nice outfit.
- Well, thank you.
Can you stand outside the restaurant and hand out menus? Actually, no, I cannot.
I'm spending all my time using my magic while I still have it.
What are you talking about? I got a letter from the Wizard Council.
There's some sort of technicality, and we have to take our wizard test again.
All of us.
You, me, and somebody else.
- All of us? - Who's "all of us?" - No one.
- OK, we're not four years old.
We know that "no one" means someone.
Kelbo and I have a sister.
You guys have an aunt.
Oh, I knew it! - I didn't know it.
- Hold on.
How come you guys never told us we had an aunt? When I won the wizard competition and gave my powers to Kelbo, she got mad and wanted nothing to do with our family ever again.
- Which is fine with me.
- Not fine with me.
The wizard auditor's gonna be here on Friday.
And if Meg is not here to retake that test, the Russos will lose their powers forever.
- What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you telling me that my kids might lose their powers, too? Hm-hmm.
Oh, no.
This is This is bad.
We're gonna have to find a way to get her back here so she can retake the test.
The problem is nobody knows where she is.
Well, we're gonna have to find her then.
I have a magnifying glass.
Will that help? She's not tiny.
But you said she was an ant.
Dad, we've got to do something.
We all know that I was the one that was gonna win.
I know.
And you worked really hard, too.
You must feel terrible.
Suddenly slacker girl over here isn't looking so dumb anymore is she? * Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze * * That the end will no doubt justify the means * * You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease * * Yes, please * * But you might find out it'll go to your head * * When you write a report on a book you never read * * With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed * * That's what I said * * Everything is not what it seems * * When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams * * You might run into trouble if you go to extremes * * Because everything is not what it seems * * Everything is not what it seems * * When you can have what you want by the simplest of means * * Be careful not to mess with the balance of things * * Because everything is not * * What it seems * I can't find a Megan Russo anywhere on the World Wide Wiz Web.
OK, well, how are you spelling "Russo?" Sometimes I'm in a hurry and I don't use any "S's.
" Uh, hey.
Once you all lose your powers, we should use the Wizards' Lair as a quiet room just for Mom.
- What's a quiet room? - You'll never know.
Theresa, we're trying to figure out a way for the kids not to lose their magic.
Is there anything you guys can tell me about Aunt Megan - to help me find her? - Whoo, I know.
I know when your dad first introduced me as the girl he was giving away his powers for, she threw my homemade empanadas off the terrace and hit a cop.
So Aunt Megan has a police record.
Found her! Found her! Megan Brooke Russo.
She lives in Paris.
Paris? She sounds German.
Dad, don't you think you should go apologize and convince her to take the retest? Absolutely.
I'm going to go over there and make her take that test, or I'm going to sit on her, look her in the eye and dangle a loogie right over her face.
That's how I got her to do things when we were kids.
Uh, it'd be better if just you guys go.
All right, let's go.
Wait, Alex, let me do it.
I never get to do it.
All right, fine.
Let's go to our new aunt's.
Take us to Paris, Texas.
What? See? This is why we don't let you do the spells, Max.
Hi, uh Are you Megan Russo? Yeah.
We're Jerry Russo's kids.
Oooh.
I'm not Megan Russo.
Wha? Well, we gave it a shot.
Let's go.
Yes, I'm convinced, since your paintings say, "M.
Russo" and your smock says "Megan.
" OK, I'm your aunt.
Let's do all the aunt stuff.
Wow, I haven't seen you in so long.
You're so tall.
When did the cast come off? That was fun.
Have a great trip back.
You're kicking us out? You're still that upset with your brothers? No, I'm not upset.
I've totally let it go.
Then, what's this? Oh, it's the latest in my series, called "Every Russo for Themselves.
" Wow.
She really knows how to hold a grudge.
Sounds like someone else we know.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm still mad at you for the last time you said I hold a grudge.
OK, great.
Thanks for stopping in.
Have a great trip back.
I need to get back to doing a lot of nothing.
Wow.
Alex, you do a lot of nothing.
You know, she's like your weird, older-looking twin.
No offense.
You remind me of a brother I used to have named Kelbo.
Really? I have an uncle named Kelbo.
Couldn't be the same guy.
My Kelbo is an uncle, and yours is a brother.
Yep.
You're just like him.
- Thank you.
- It wasn't a compliment.
- Thank you.
- It was an insult.
Thank you.
Aunt Megan, you need to come back with us.
You and your brothers need to retake the wizard exam.
It's the only way the Russo family can save its wizarding powers.
What do I care about wizard powers? Look, I don't know if you heard, but I got totally jacked in the wizard competition.
Look, we all know what happened to you, OK? Yes, it was bad.
This can be your one chance to win your powers back.
Yay, we all love power! And we also heard how unfairly you were treated.
- Yes.
- And how my dad and uncle want to apologize to you for that.
- Yep.
That's what they said.
- Aunt Megan.
Would you mind taking Max on a tour? Don't let him touch anything.
Too late.
You can't really lean on these.
Alex! What are you doing? Dad said he was never going to apologize to her.
I'm winging it.
Well, what are you gonna do if she says yes, and comes back with us, and then they won't apologize? Then I'll wing it again.
The important thing is not the truth, it's getting her back.
So, how about it, Aunt Megan? Dad and Uncle Kelbo are ready to get on their knees and beg for your forgiveness.
Well, I wouldn't mind seeing that.
Especially because I thought I never would.
Winging it never fails.
Is this place a sandwich shop or a subway stop? Let me guess.
It was your dad's idea.
Megan.
Wow, you're here.
Yep, I'm here.
Nice job combining two of your favorite things: railroad travel and eating.
Shows how much you don't know me.
My two favorite things now are baking my own pie crusts and knitting.
I'm just going to move this breakable stuff out of the way.
You know, get it out of reach.
Wow.
I never thought I'd see the day you'd come back here.
When I heard what you were going to do, how could I miss it? - What? - What do you mean "what?" Start winging it, Captain Flappers.
Captain Flappers? I'll think of something better.
Just go.
Uh, Daddy, Aunt Megan was really excited to hear how much you missed her.
And how you feel really, really bad about what happened.
Really? 'Cause that doesn't sound like Megan at all.
Look, I'm just going to cut to it: I was told you'd be on your knees for this.
- She's just like you.
- No, she's not.
The only way I'm getting on my knees is if I'm sitting on you, dangling a loogie over your face.
Then why did I even come to your stupid restaurant-slash-train station? It's a sub shop.
- Just like you.
- I don't see it.
Hey, everybody.
Congratulate me.
I just won the Indianapolis Place your bets now.
I was a longshot.
Oh, my Megan! It's Megan.
I remember you.
You're my sister.
- Wow.
- Hi, Kelbo.
I can't believe you got her to come back to take the test.
- Not without an apology.
- Well, OK.
Go ahead.
Um, no, Kelbo.
She wants us to apologize to her.
What for? For giving your powers to him instead of me.
OK, this is clearly between the two of you, OK? Who wants to go with their uncle fishing for llamas? Kelbo! Megan, you know I had to give him my powers because he needed them more.
Kelbo's life without magic would be a travesty.
A horrible travesty.
That's why I like to spend all my time appreciating what I've got, and going fishing for llamas! Aunt Megan, this can be your one chance to win your powers back.
I'm apologizing for them.
Sorry! Please retake the test.
Why should I? Jerry will still win and give his powers to Kelbo, and all of my hard work will be for nothing.
And I really don't like hard work.
Oh, my gosh, she is just like me.
- Kelbo, send me home.
- You got it.
Zooba, zooba, zooba, hey sister, go sister, Paris, Texas.
- Alex, what did you do? - She winged it, Dad.
And I specifically told you not to wing it.
Hey, I got her here.
If you don't like winging it, what do you got? I don't know, but there's gotta be something we can do.
What if we hired a wizard lawyer? Maybe he can find a loophole so we can keep our powers.
I know just the guy.
He's fantastic! The best fish lawyer in the business.
I'm telling ya, this guy's a shark.
No offense.
OK.
Mr.
Fish We had a transfer of power indiscretion, and our aunt won't take the retest.
Is there any legal solution? We're toast.
Hey, I don't want to be insensitive, but how long do you think it will take to get all this wizard junk out of here? Oh, that was insensitive, huh? OK, looks like it's over.
I'm heading to Atlantic City.
You, my friend, get the hotel room.
I'll get the plane ticket.
Go ahead, Mom.
Make it your quiet room.
There's no need for a wizard training area anymore, because the competition is over.
Right, Alex? I really messed up, Harper.
My family could lose our wizard powers because of what I did.
I'm probably gonna end up like my Aunt Megan, with nobody in my family wanting anything to do with me.
Then I've got this covered.
Here's what you do.
Get a small refrigerator in your room, and then be best friends with someone ose family you like and spend all of your time at their house.
Alex, honey, grab your wand.
I want you to take me somewhere.
Really? You never want anything to do with magic.
Wait a minute.
You're not dropping me off at boarding school, are you? I never thought it would be you, Mom.
I will not let you do it, Mrs.
Russo.
Standing up to you is really tough for me, because this is the only place I have to go.
Harper, honey, relax! I'm not sending Alex away.
I just need to show her something.
OK I hate traveling by wand.
Makes my ears pop and my ankles swell.
I hate it, too.
I hear stuff and I taste metal.
I know.
Wait till they turn you invisible.
None of your clothes fit right after that.
Really, Mom, this was urgent a minute ago, so Oh, you're right.
Let's go.
Oy! - What do you want? - Look, Megan! I'm sorry.
I can't hear very well right now, but just listen to me, OK? I know that you don't get along with your brothers, and that's your business.
But now, it's affecting my kids, and that's my business.
OK? Wait a minute.
My ears just popped.
Look, Theresa, I'm not going back there.
There's too much bad blood between me and my brothers.
There's nothing I can do forou.
Don't you even care that Justin, Max, and I are going to lose our powers? You'll be OK without magic.
- I am.
- Uh, no, you're not.
You live alone on a roof.
Mom, it's in Paris.
It's beautiful.
Look at the view.
Shh.
It's still sad.
Look, Megan, you're a miserable, bitter mortal.
You have no family.
You want to know why Alex will be OK without magic? Because she has her family.
You got schooled! - Alex, watch your mouth.
- Oh, sorry.
Well, you just wasted your time by coming here.
Wow, maybe I did.
I'm sorry I couldn't be more help, Alex.
No, Mom.
You did help.
I'm not gonna let magic do this to us.
And, Aunt Megan, I have a suggestion for your painting.
Now you're the one being chased by a shark.
Buh-bye.
Guys, we gotta talk about a lot of things.
No, we don't.
We're done talking to you.
We're packing.
Don't you see what this is doing to us? We haven't even finished the wizard competition, and we're already fighting like Dad, Kelbo and Megan.
Since when have you ever cared about the wizard competition? Since I figured out it was tearing us apart.
Guys, do you know what we need to do? We need to put aside our differences, come together, and show the Wizard Council that the Russos aren't going to take this lying down.
Continue.
Sure, we annoy each other.
And sure, you're probably not going to amount to anything.
Sure, I might end up along the side of the highway, wearing an orange jumpsuit picking up trash.
But you know what I like to call that? I like to call that "family.
" If there's one thing I've learned about family, it's that if we stick together, nothing can hurt us.
Well, we're gonna lose our powers anyway, so what else do we have to lose? - Yeah! Let's do it.
- All right.
OK.
Bring on the Wizard Council! OK, guys, I'm gonna get a bunch of rest.
It's gonna be a big, long, emotional day tomorrow.
- Wait, tomorrow? - Yeah.
So that's not today? No, tomorrow.
The day the wizard auditor's coming.
All right, do you guys want to meet earlier before he gets here and then we can redo this whole moment, or we can just remember that it happened? Yeah, no, we're good.
All right, let's go.
I am here to administer a retest to, uh, Jerry, Megan and Kelbo? Uh, Mr.
McFly? Our sister, Megan, is not gonna be here.
Oh, then this is gonna be quick.
Where's your wizard power panel? I need to take the fuses.
Um, I don't recall where that is.
- It's right here.
- Oh, this? This is our decoy panel to, you know Are you the wizard competition auditor? - Yes.
- We quit.
Time out.
- What are you doing? - I'm winging it.
You gave a big inspirational speech for that? Well, first of all, thank you for remembering my speech.
And second of all, you're family and you're gonna wing it with me.
We're behind you, General Flappers.
Would you stop saying that? I wasn't happy with it.
OK, hands in.
- One, two, three - Russos! Time in! Ever since this re-test came up, I've learned a little something about us Russos.
We don't need powers to make us a family, and we're not gonna let wizard powers break us apart.
And my brothers are behind me.
You know what? She's right.
I don't want to end up losing these guys.
I quit, too.
Alex had a great speech yesterday, and the parts that I remember were very moving.
I quit, too.
Yay, family! I'm proud of you kids for sticking together.
Well, I guess I'm gonna go to the place where I wanna be when there's no more magic.
We're done, so here.
Man, I hate this job.
Every day, I see the wizard competition tear families apart.
Even I haven't seen my own sister in years.
You know what? I'm gonna let you keep your powers.
That's against the rules.
I don't know if you're allowed Um, um, hey, look you're bending the rules.
I'm a rule bender.
He's Johnny Honest.
Forget about him.
Oh, look, if it comes up? Mr.
McFly was never here.
Thank you! Wow! You did it.
You guys did it! Guys, I'm sorry I got us into this mess in the first place.
Hmm, you're not at all like Aunt Megan.
But, I complain, I make fun of you guys, and I hardly do any work.
I'm exactly like Aunt Megan.
Well, a lot of that is true.
No, you apologized.
You did.
That's something Aunt Megan has never figured out how to do.
Hey, what do you say we unpack these boxes? How about we let Max do it? Don't feel like going to Texas.
Love on the rocks.
Unpack the box-es.
Um, excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Alex, I know it's you.
I can see Kelbo's wand number in my caller ID.
Guys, she's on to us.
You forgot to dial pound, horse, unicorn! - What do we do? - What we always do.
Run!