Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode Scripts
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do
9. Madame and Her Special Friend
10. Something Salted and Twisted
11. Santa's Village of the Damned
12. That Special Tug
13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
15. My Tongue is Meat
16. Ergo, The Booty Call
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler
19. Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
21. And the Plot Moistens
22. Just Once With Aunt Sophie
23. Arguments for the Quickie
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite