101 Dalmatians (1996) Movie Script

[ Clock Chiming ]
[ Alarm ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Beeping ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Man ] We're all familiar
with the illegal poaching...
of endangered animals
in the wild...
but never before has an animal in
captivity been slaughtered for its pelt.
Animal protection groups
that monitor the international trade...
in game contraband
have further told us...
that a white Siberian tiger
is so rare that the offer...
- of a pelt would surely
draw the attention...
- [ Growling, Barking ]
- of law enforcement agencies.
- [ Whimpering ]
Shortly before dawn this morning...
security staff at London Zoo
discovered the excoriated carcass...
of its prized three-year-old
female Siberian tiger, Sue Ling.
- [ Growling ]
- Police sources have suggested...
that the killing was contracted
by a private collector.
Oh, isn't that horrible?
Who'd do a thing like that?
lf the battle to preserve
endangered species has moved
into the urban zoological park...
we must ask ourselves if
any animal in the world is safe.
- [ Whimpering ]
- This is Tim Ryan,
reporting from London Zoo.
- [ Whimpering ]
- This is Tim Ryan,
reporting from London Zoo.
- [ Yelping ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Yelping ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Snarling ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Snarling ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Snarling ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Sighing ] Another bad day
for the animal kingdom.
Oh, one day...
very soon, Pongo,
l'm going to make a sale.
We're fast approaching the point
where l'm gonna have to start
eating your table scraps.
[ Barking ]
- [ Whining ]
- Oh.
l was exaggerating.
Well, shall we?
[ Sighing ] lt's not that bad.
lt's very important
this meeting goes well.
You know how l am about meetings.
l tend to get a little, well, nervous.
When l get nervous, l say things, l do
things l shouldn't say, l shouldn't do.
- And the next thing
we know, freelancing.
- [ Barking ]
[ Barking, Music, Sound Effects ]
He's got the best instincts
in the industry.
Since he was six, he's picked
the top-selling game every year.
[ Barking, Music, Sound Effects ]
[ Clicking ]
- [ Barking ]
- Ow!
[ Barking ]
[ Sighing ]
Well?
What do you think?
Potentially good graphics,
reasonably entertaining premise...
the dog's well-conceived
and the environments are engaging.
But l'm not interested
in a game that has...
a chubby little dogcatcher
as the bad guy.
Even girls won't like this game.
- Sorry, mate.
- Yeah, but wait, wait, wait.
Herbert, wait!
What if there were a better villain?
You know, someone you could really hate?
lt's not hatred that's important.
lt's a desire to annihilate.
[ Door Closing ]
[ Engine Droning ]
Top of the morning
to ya, Ma'am.
Morning, Ma'am.
Morning, Miss De Vil's office.
Could you hold, please?
Yes, l'll be with you in a moment.
Could you hold, please?
Thank you. Good morning,
Miss De Vil's office. Could you hold?
Good morning, Miss De Vil.
- Morning, Miss De Vil.
- Morning.
Morning, Ma'am.
- [ Gasping ]
- Anita, darling.
Good morning, Cruella.
- [ Cruella ] What a charming dog.
- Thank you.
- Spots?
- Yes, she's dalmatian.
- lnspiration?
- Yes.
- Long hair or short?
- Short.
- Coarse or fine?
- l'm afraid it is a little coarse.
- Pity!
- But it was very fine
when she was a puppy.
Redemption! We need to have
a little girl talk.
Come to my office.
Bring the drawing.
Now, darling, tell me
more about these spots.
l did leopard spots
in the '80s.
Well, dalmatian spots are
a little different, aren't they?
- Cozy. Classic.
- Cuddly. Less trashy.
Exactly!
Do you like spots, Frederick?
Oh, l don't believe so, Madame.
l thought we liked stripes this year.
What kind of sycophant are you?
Um, what kind of sycophant
would you like me to be?
Frederick...
l'm beginning to see spots.
- What would it cost us to start
again on next year's line?
- Millions.
- Can we afford it?
- Well, yes--
Pay it, darling. Now go away.
l have to talk to Anita.
Alonzo?
Did you ask Anita if
she'd like something to drink?
- Oh, l-l-- l'm fine, thank you.
- [ Sighing ]
Sit down, please.
How long have you been
working for me?
Uh, two years last August.
- And you've done
wonderful work in that time.
- Thank you.
- l don't see you socially, do l?
- No.
And you're not very well-known,
despite your obvious talent.
Well, notoriety doesn't
mean very much to me.
Your work is fresh and clean,
unfettered, unpretentious.
lt sells.
And one of these days...
my competitors are going
to suss out who you are...
and they're going
to try to steal you away.
Oh, no. lf l left,
it wouldn't be for another job.
Oh, really?
What would it be for?
Well, l don't know.
Um, if l met someone, if working here
didn't fit in with our plans.
- Marriage.
- Perhaps.
More good women have been
lost to marriage...
than to war, famine,
disease and disaster.
You have talent, darling.
Don't squander it.
Well, l don't think that it's something
we have to worry about.
- l don't have any prospects.
- Thank God.
Well, l should be
getting back to work.
Yes, please do.
Alonzo.
The drawing.
Take the drawing from Anita
and hand it to me!
ls that difficult?
Thank you.
Now go. Stand somewhere 'til l need you.
l look wonderful in spots.
However, l would like
to make one small change.
We could do this in linen.
lt would be stunning in fur.
But you'll be wearing it
to the Chesterton Trials.
That's in April.
Fur would be inappropriate.
But it's my only true love, darling.
l live for fur. l worship fur.
After all, is there a woman
in all this wretched world who doesn't?
Give it to Anita.
Oh.
[ Cruella Laughing ]
lt is rather amusing, isn't it?
What is?
Well, if we make this coat...
it would be as if
l were wearing your dog.
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ] Woof! Woof!
[ Cruella's Laugh Echoing ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Sighing ]
Sorry, Pongo.
l didn't mean to take so long.
- lf l could just sell a game,
we might be able to get a car.
- [ Barking ]
Come on.
- [ Barking ]
- Pongo!
Pongo!
Whoa!
Pongo!
Slow down!
- Slow down!
- Hey! Watch it!
[ Brakes Screeching ]
Oh!
- Pongo!
- Hey!
Whoa!
[ lndistinct Chattering ]
Pongo! Pongo! Pongo!
- [ Horn Honking ]
- [ Grunting ]
[ Brakes Screeching ]
Aaah!
Aaah!
Ooh!
- Pongo!
- [ Brakes Screeching ]
- Turn!
- [ Horn Honking ]
Aaah!
- No, Pongo!
- Aaah!
[ Screaming ]
- Aaah!
- Stop! Stop! Ooh!
[ Horn Honking,
Brakes Squealing, Crashing ]
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
- [ Screaming ]
- Pongo!
Pongo!
Whoa!
Aaah!
[ Ducks Quacking ]
l don't think
he wanted to do that.
There we go, Perdy.
- [ Barking ]
- Oh, now stop it. Okay, go!
Go fetch it. Good girl!
Come on, bring it back.
Come here.
Come here.
[ Laughing ]
Yeah, good girl.
Okay. Oh, now, come on,
let's go again.
Pongo!
[ Bicycle Grinding ]
Pongo!
- [ Bicycle Brakes Squealing ]
- Go fetch the ball.
Go on.
[ Huffing ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
Hello.
Who are you?
- [ Yelping ]
- Huh?
Hmm!
[ Squishing Sound ]
[ Panting ]
- [ Growling ]
- Aaah!
l got you.
Very smart.
Very funny.
- Everybody had a good laugh.
- Let go of that dog!
- Stay outta this, lady.
- Stop it, or l'll-- l'll hit you!
Today is not a good day
to threaten me, Ma'am.
l don't care if it's a good day
or a bad day, l'll hit you nonetheless!
- Whatever.
- Okay, l gave you
a good and proper warning.
Look, l've had--
[ Sighing ]
Now, release my dog...
or l'll hit you again!
Your dog?
Yes, that is my dog.
Will you let her go?
[ Whining ]
Excuse me.
[ Groaning ]
- He's a she.
- Mm-hmm.
- [ Whining ]
- [ Sighing ]
[ Growling ]
- Hello, Pongo.
- [ Whining ]
l, uh, beg your pardon, Ma'am.
l'm sorry. My mistake.
- What do you got in that
purse of yours? Rocks?
- Oh, no.
Bricks. l've been
paving my garden...
and every time l see a discarded brick,
l just pick it up.
- How many did you find today?
- Uh, three.
- Three? Oh, well,
that's what l would've guessed.
- Hmm.
- Why are you all wet?
- l went swimming in the pond.
- Oh, you shouldn't have.
The water's filthy.
- Mm-hmm.
Yes, and it
tastes like fish.
And, um, you've lost a shoe.
Did you know that?
Yes, l did.
As a matter of fact, l did.
- l noticed it running down
the gravelled path.
- Oh, l'm ever so sorry.
l mean, you know,
l thought if you were silly enough
to go swimming in a dirty pond...
you'd be silly enough
not to realize you'd lost a shoe.
Actually, l crashed
my bicycle in the pond.
And the only part of my body
that wasn't injured was my head.
But now, thanks to you, l got
the complete set of bodily injuries.
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Laughing ]
- Well, it was nice being
assaulted by you, Ms.--
- Oh, my name's Anita.
- Anita?
- And yours is Roger.
- Um, l read it on
your dog's identification tag.
- Oh. Oh, yes.
Well, nice meeting you.
l hope l didn't alarm you.
Oh, no, that's fine since--
Well, we both seem to have
a certain fondness for dalmatians.
- Yes.
- [ Barking ]
- [ Whining ]
- [ Growling ]
Well, they certainly have...
- a certain fondness
for each other, don't they?
- Yeah.
[ Whimpering ]
Well, Pongo...
your roving eye's gotten me
in enough trouble for one day.
Why don't you come with me
and we'll go home?
Um, are you sure you'll be all right?
Perhaps you should call your doctor.
l'll be fine, fine. Just--
Good luck with your bricks.
lf you have a concussion,
you shouldn't be left alone, you know.
- Pongo, you could've gotten me killed,
you know that?
- [ Whimpering ]
You risk losing your master
for a brief frolic with a female?
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
Come on.
- Jolly nice human, don't you think?
- [ Barking ]
Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls
make them in their spare time.
[ Barking ]
Shall we?
Come on.
Excuse me.
l'm sorry. Thank you.
[ Band ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
You have it all wrong, Pongo. l'm simply
trying to decide on a route home.
lt has nothing whatsoever
to do with Anita...
if that's even what her name is.
- [ Sighing ]
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Gasping ] Perdy!
What is it?
Oh!
Pongo! Pongo!
Easy! Easy! Easy!
Oh! Oh!
Perdy!
- Stop! Look out!
- [ Shouting ]
Perdy, stop!
Perdy!
- Aaah!
- Look out!
Aaah!
Oh! Ah!
[ Fire Crackling ]
[ Anita ] Oh, l've never
been rescued before.
lt was very exciting. You were
ever so sweet to give me a kiss.
[ Roger ] That wasn't a kiss.
That was mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
- Oh.
- Besides, it--
it didn't work very well.
You're supposed to lie
flat on your back and remain still.
l couldn't really do it properly
with your arms around my neck.
- l'm ever so sorry.
- No, no, no, that's quite all right.
Ahhh. Well, you give
a very good rescue.
Thank you.
Oh.
Hmm.
l think we have a problem.
- l think my dog is in love.
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Anita ] l think mine is, too.
Why is that a problem?
They're going to be brokenhearted
when you leave.
[ Whining ]
Oh, l don't think l could bear to live
with a brokenhearted dalmatian.
Yes, they're miserable
when they're lonely.
- Well, we'd better think of something.
- l agree.
- Do you want another cup of marriage?
- Excuse me?
Tea?
Another cup of tea?
- You said ''marriage.''
- Uh, marriage?
Yes, that's what you said.
l-- l mean, you meant to say ''tea''...
but it--
it came out ''marriage.''
Oh, l'm sorry.
Uh--
Do you want
another cup of... tea?
l do.
You-- You do?
l will.
You will?
lf you ask me.
Would you?
Yes.
[ Minister ] For as much
as Roger and Anita...
have consented together
in holy wedlock...
and have witnessed the same
before God and this company...
and thereto have given and pledged
their troth either to other...
and declared the same...
by the giving
and receiving of a ring...
and by joining of hands...
l pronounce that they be
man and wife together.
ln the name
of the Father...
and of the Son
and of the Holy Ghost.
- Amen.
- [ Congregation ] Amen.
God the Father,
God the Son...
God the Holy Ghost...
bless, preserve and keep you.
The Lord, mercifully with
his favor, look upon you...
and so fill you with all
spiritual benediction and grace...
that ye may so live
together in this life...
and in the world to come.
And may you have
life everlasting.
- Amen.
- [ Congregation ] Amen.
[ Barking ]
[ Church Bells Chiming ]
[ Chiming Continues ]
[ Horns Honking ]
[ Brakes Squealing ]
[ Engine Sputtering ]
Right. Now let me tell you a bit about
this bloke Skinner before we meet him.
Now supposedly,
when he was quite young...
this dog tore open
his throat...
and ripped out
his vocal cords...
leaving him brutally scarred
and completely mute.
- He cannot talk at all.
- [ Knocking ]
Now pay atten--
Look at me. Pay attention.
This is very important. There are
two things you must not do with Skinner.
Right? One:
Do not look at
the horrendous scar on his neck.
Two:
Don't talk to him.
- Understand? Not a word.
- Right.
[ Hinges Creaking ]
Aaah!
Look at the size
of that scar!
No bloody wonder
you can't talk, mate!
[ Wheezing ]
Excuse me just a minute, would you?
[ Punching Sound, Falling Sound ]
Gol. Bloody gruesome line
of work you're in, Skinner.
The sight of all these deceased
creatures gives me a shrinky winky.
[ Clearing Throat ]
Much obliged, sunshine.
[ Engine Droning ]
[ Wind Howling ]
How could she do this to me?
[ Muttering ]
- Morning, Ma'am.
- Sit!
- Tea?
- Uh, please.
- Uh, please.
- [ Muttering ]
[ Muttering ]
[ Tea Set Clattering ]
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ooh, oh, what
a beautiful day, Ma'am.
Blue skies,
birds singing...
the laughter of school children
riding on the gentle breeze--
Get on with it,
you imbecile!
[ Clearing Throat ]
Well, l, uh--
l have here a present
from Mr. Skinner.
[ Gasping ]
Oh.
Oh, it's magnificent.
Hello, my beauty.
Oh, come, come.
Come with me.
Come with me, my darling.
Let me see you.
Oh!
You were a big, bad boy,
weren't you, darling?
Yes, yes, yes.
Siberian tiger suits Madame
very well, indeed.
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
who's the fairest of them all?
[ Changes Voice ] You are.
[ Woman ] l remember you were
always very good at drawing...
when you were a little girl.
And now to be with you again
as you start a family of your own...
is like
a dream come true.
[ Laughing ]
Oh, Nanny.
l don't think Roger and l are
quite ready to start a family yet.
Oh, that's a shame.
Aw, well, first the puppies.
Then the babies.
Puppies?
[ Keyboard Clicking ]
lf l've done
my job right, Pongo...
when this new villain comes up, you're
gonna run from the room in a panic.
- [ Growling ]
- [ Keyboard Clicking ]
[ Barking, Music, Sound Effects ]
[ Growling ]
[ Game Sounds Continue ]
[ Growling ]
[ Haunting ]
- [ Growling ]
- [ Continues ]
Got ya!
Arrgh!
- [ Yawning ]
- [ Sighing ]
lt's unmistakable, dear.
lt's the look every woman gets when she
knows she's going to be a mother.
Notice how tranquil she is.
Her eyes are soft and warm.
Though you might not see it...
you can certainly feel
that she's smiling.
- lt's the smile we wear...
- [ Whimpering ]
when we're guarding
a precious secret.
And now that she's living
for others as well as herself...
she's eating more.
And every now and again...
for no reason other than she's so happy
with herself, she sighs.
[ Sighing ]
[ Sighing ]
l think you're right, Nanny.
l think she does
look different.
- Oh, my goodness.
- What is it, Nanny?
- [ Whimpering ]
- Anita...
l think you're going
to have a puppy.
Uh-- Oh!
[ Thudding ]
- Thank you so much.
- [ Barking ]
- A month's time for a checkup, please?
- All right.
See you again soon,
all right?
Mmm!
So?
Well, he said it's all great,
um, the baby's nice and big...
- it's the right size.
- That's wonderful!
- [ lndistinct ] Oh, no.
- What?
Cruella!
Anita, darling!
- [ Barking ]
- Oh, Anita.
- [ Growling ]
- Those dazzling dogs!
And you must be Rufus.
No, it's-- it's Roger.
And it's a pleasure, Miss De Vil.
- What's a pleasure?
- Uh, making your acquaintance.
Such a sweet thought.
l wish l could reciprocate.
Tell me, darling,
you married him for his dog.
[ Laughing ]
Oh, darling,
l've missed you so.
l hate that
you've taken leave.
But l'm still working.
Um, you've been getting my sketches?
Well, it's not the same thing.
l miss the interaction--
And what is it that you do...
that allows you to support Anita
in such... splendor?
- l design video games.
- Video games?
- Mm-hmm.
- ls he having me on?
Oh, no, he's very good at it.
Um, and it's a growing business.
Those horrible noisy things that
children play with on their televisions?
Someone designs them? What a senseless
thing to do with your life.
Oh, did Anita
tell you the news?
She's going to have a baby.
ls this true?
[ Chuckling ] Yes.
Oh, you poor thing!
l'm so sorry.
We're very excited
about it, Cruella.
- You can't be serious.
- She is!
Well, what can l say?
Accidents will happen.
- We're having puppies, too!
- Puppies!
- You have been a busy boy.
- [ Groaning ]
Well, l must say, that's somewhat
better news. l adore puppies!
- l'll expect a decline
in your work product.
- Oh, l shouldn't think so.
Be sure to let me know
when the blessed event occurs.
Oh, well, it won't be
for another eight months.
- The puppies, darling.
- [ Growling ]
- Ooh.
- [ Barking ]
l've no use for babies.
[ Cackling ]
Cheerio!
Cheerio, darling!
[ Growling ]
[ Thunderclap ]
[ Ticking ]
[ Ticking ]
lf l'm this nervous
about your puppies...
what am l gonna be like
when my baby arrives?
How can you be so calm?
- [ Whining ]
- Nanny!
- [ Gasping ]
- [ Barking ]
Oh, my goodness!
Oh! Oh!
- [ Barking ]
- Gangway!
ls it time?
ls there something l can do?
Maybe-- Maybe l can be
of some help!
[ Thunderclap ]
All right, get out,
peek in through the window...
and see if those puppies
have come yet.
Can l borrow your umbrella?
Be careful
when you open it.
They're here!
The puppies are here!
- You're a father, Pongo!
- [ Barking ]
- [ Nanny ] Two!
- Two!
- [ Barking ]
- You're a father twice!
[ Nanny ]
Make that three!
[ Roger ]
Three! Three, Pongo!
[ Barking ]
- Oh, my goodness! Four!
- Four!
[ Thunderclap ]
[ Thunderclap ]
[ Ticking ]
- [ Whimpering ]
- Fifteen.
Did you hear that, boy?
Fifteen puppies!
Fourteen.
- [ Whimpering ]
- We lost one.
l'm sorry, Pongo.
l'm so sorry.
[ Growling ]
l wonder.
[ Whimpering ]
[ Squeaking ]
[ Squeaking ]
- [ Squeaking ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
Fifteen!
We have 15 puppies!
[ Barking ]
Look. Oh!
Goodness gracious!
lt's a miracle!
- [ Barking ]
- [ Nanny ] Anita, 15!
Fifteen again!
Oh!
We must call
this one ''Lucky.''
Look!
Look at him.
- [ Chuckling ]
- Oh. Mmm.
- How's Perdy?
- She's tired.
Oh, bringing 15 puppies into the world,
l guess she's got a right.
Yeah. But they're
so beautiful.
[ Sighing ] You can
go in now, Pongo.
Here we are, Perdy.
Yes, it's Lucky.
[ Nanny ]
Now make room, you others.
Well done, Perdy.
There's a good girl.
[ Barking ]
- [ Whimpering ]
- l'll leave you two alone.
[ Whining, Squeaking ]
l'm glad l'm only
having the one.
- Hmm.
- [ Laughing ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Thunderclap ]
Anita?
Anita?
There you are!
Where are the puppies?
They should have arrived by now.
[ Growling ]
How marvelous.
How marvelous!
How perfect--
- [ Squeaking ]
- Oh, the devil take it!
They're mongrels!
No spots!
No spots at all!
What horrible little white rats!
Oh, but their spots
don't come 'til later.
- You're sure?
- Yes.
All right, put them in a bag.
l'll take them with me now.
- What? They were just born!
- l can see that!
But, Cruella, the puppies have to be
with their mother for several weeks.
- They're not ready to leave.
- Fine, put the little brutes
on reserve for me.
- How much would you like?
- They're not for sale.
Oh? You've come into
some money, have you?
Did you design some silly game...
that will drive the delinquent kiddies
into frenzies of video delight?
- As a matter of fact, l have--
- No, no, what Roger means to say...
- is that we're not sure
we're going to sell the puppies.
- Anita, don't be ridiculous!
- You can't possibly afford
to keep them.
- [ Stomping ]
l'll pay you twice
what they're worth.
Come now, l'm being
more than generous. 500!
- Oh!
- 7,500!
Fair? 2 per spot.
But, Cruella,
what would you do with 15 puppies?
But that's irrelevant, Anita. She can't
have any because they're not for sale!
l'm getting very
tired of you, Roland!
- Roger!
- Whatever. Take it.
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
Take it.
-Take it!
-[ Thunderclap ]
Cruella...
the puppies are not for sale.
You're quite... sure?
- Yes.
- Yes.
All right, keep the little beasts.
Do what you like with them.
Drown them, for all l care!
You're a fool, Anita!
l've no use for fools.
You're fired!
You're finished!
You'll never work in fashion again!
l'm through with all of you!
l'll get even!
Just wait!
You'll be sorry, you fools!
You idiots!
[ Thunderclap ]
[ Grunting ]
- Good evening, Madame.
- Out of my way!
[ Muttering ]
[ Thunderclap ]
[ Humming ]
[ Barking ]
Hello, Pongo.
Everybody
Everybody wants to be a cat
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody wants to be a cat
Come on, you two,
let's go home.
[ Barking ]
Thank you, Pongo.
- [ TV Continues ]
- They're here! l've got them!
Anita, Roger.
l'm in the living room.
Now come on down and have a look.
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
Oh, you as well.
You heard that, did you?
Wait 'til you see what l've got
for you in this bag. Ha!
Chestnuts roasting
on the open fire
Jewel, look.
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Let me put this on you. Oh.
[ Whimpering ]
Yuletide carols
being sung by a choir
- Dipstick?
- [ Buzzing ]
-Come on.
- [ Buzzing ]
That a boy.
Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- [ Growling ]
Yeah, yeah, l know.
Mm-hmm.
Fidget?
- [ Whining ]
- [ Nanny Chuckling ] Here.
[ Chuckling ]
Tiny tots
with their eyes all aglow
[ Whimpering ]
- Two-tone?
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Squeaking ]
- l know. No, l know.
You all like to do it.
[ Chuckling ]
Come on, there we go,
there we go, there we go.
[ Barking ]
[ Whimpering ]
- [ Sighing ]
- [ Sighing ]
- Wizzer.
- Wizzer.
[ Squeaking ]
[ lndistinct Voices ]
[ Continues ]
[ Continues ]
Right, we're on.
Get--
Get your own!
[ Snoring, Whimpering ]
[ Nanny ] Somebody didn't
finish their supper.
We're on a budget.
''Waste not, want not,''
that's my motto.
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
Who on earth?
[ Ringing ]
Coming.
Coming!
- [ Ringing ]
- Coming.
- Good evening, Madame.
- Oh, my goodness!
- lt's all right, lady.
We're professionals.
- [ Screaming ]
Aaah!
Come here!
- Get her off!
- Time to go now!
- Let go of me!
- Straight ahead. Straight ahead.
- Police, help! Police, help!
- Push! Push!
- [ Whimpering, Barking ]
- [ lndistinct Shouting ]
- Get in there!
- Fingers!
Let me out of here!
Let me out!
- Open the door!
- Oh, do shut up!
Open the door!
Police!
Police! l'll see you
go to prison for this...
if it's the last thing l do.
- There.
- [ Pounding, Screaming ]
Well, the old bird
put up a good fight.
l like that,
plucky bit of spirit in the woman.
That's all right for you to say.
You didn't get smashed in the face.
- [ Whimpering ]
- Shh, shh, shh.
[ Barking ]
Aw!
Give me the bag.
- [ Growling ]
- Come on, come on.
- Here.
- [ Growling ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Snarling ]
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Barking ]
- All right, come here, you...
- [ Whining ]
- spotty little... dog!
[ Whining, Whimpering ]
[ Growling, Barking ]
- Evening, General.
- [ Barking ]
- Montgomery! Heel, boy!
- [ Snarling ]
- Heel, boy! Heel!
- [ Barking ]
- Jasper...
- Stop it now!
- do you know what l think?
- What's that?
l think that bulldog
knows what we just done.
- [ Barking ]
- Nah, it's a dog, Horace.
Dog's ain't got the brains
to figure things out.
- Come on. At ease!
- [ Barking ]
Luckily.
[ Snarling, Barking ]
[ Truck Doors Slamming,
Engine Starting ]
[ Whimpering ]
- Come on home, Montgomery!
- [ Barking ]
[ lndistinct ]
[ Barking ln Distance ]
[ Barking ]
- l mean, l think-- Pongo!
- Perdy!
Help! Police!
Where are they?
Oh, no!
They've taken the puppies.
Anita! Roger!
Thank God they're home!
[ Whimpering ]
Oh, thank goodness
you've come.
- Why? What is it?
- The puppies.
Two men, they've stolen the puppies.
l tried to stop them.
They locked me in the cupboard.
l shouted and shouted,
but nobody came.
- [ Ringing ]
- [ Clearing Throat ]
Ah, good evening, Madame.
[ Jasper ] l sincerely hope
l've not disturbed your relaxation...
- but l have some good news.
- Did you get the puppies?
Affirmative.
All of them?
Every single one.
My faith in your limited intelligence
is momentarily restored.
Oh! You are
too kind, Madame.
[ Phone Clicks, Dial Tone ]
They've got the 15!
Add them to the other puppies
we've already stolen...
and l have my cozy puppy coat.
[ Laughing ]
l'll be wearing Anita's dogs.
[ Laughing ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Whimpering, Yelping ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Yelping ]
Right, well, l'm gonna fill me snoot
and go to bed. l'm dead tired.
[ Growling ]
l'm hearing dogs again, Jasper.
- [ Yelping ]
- Oh, shut up in there!
[ Growling ]
[ Engine Starts ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Police Radio: lndistinct ]
- You keep your chin up.
We'll do our best.
- Thank you, lnspector.
- Good night, Madame.
- Good night.
[ Door Closes ]
[ Nanny ]
He was most sympathetic.
He says they're going
to do the best they can.
For what that's worth.
- Do you think they'll find them?
- How are they going to find
in a city this size?
lf they're even in the city.
What can the police do?
What can we do?
What can anyone do?
[ Whimpering ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Distant Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Distant Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- Woof! Woof! Woof!
- [ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Distant Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Distant Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Many Dogs Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Distant Barking ]
[ Neighing ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Stomping ]
[ Neighing ]
[ Distant Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Oinking ]
- [ Baaing ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Chattering ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Pecking ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Baaing ]
- [ Twittering ]
- [ Baaing ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Cawing ]
[ Cawing ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Baaing ]
- [ Mooing ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Growling ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Whining ]
- [ Neighing ]
- [ Mooing ]
- [ Snarling ]
- [ Baaing ]
[ Snarling ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
[ Many Dogs Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Groans ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Barks ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
Pongo!
Pongo!
Pongo!
[ Barks ]
[ Whimpers ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Whines ]
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Thuds ]
- Did you hear that?
- What?
That noise.
- What noise?
- That noise l just heard.
- Did you hear it?
- [ Sighs ] Oh, yeah.
Yeah. lt sounded just like a complete
berk asking me irritating questions.
Oh, good, it's stopped now.
[ Whining ]
[ Groans ]
[ Sniffing ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting, Paws Padding ]
l'll be honest
with you, mate.
This job is fast
losing its charm.
The housing stinks;
the food's lousy...
the lavatory facilities are appalling...
and so far, we haven't been paid
so much as one quid.
Oh, will you stop moaning!
Look, this time tomorrow night,
it's all over.
We get our boodle, we'll be out of here
before you can say, ''Dead puppies.''
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Jasper ] Now, go to sleep.
[ Low Growl ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffing ]
[ Whimpers ]
- [ Door Rattling ]
- [ Whines ] Hmm?
- [ Rattling ]
- [ Sniffing ]
- [ Barks ]
- [ Whining ]
[ Squeaking ]
[ Chittering ]
[ Chittering Continues ]
[ Squeaking ]
- [ Whines ]
- [ Squeaks ]
[ All Yelping ]
[ Puppies Barking ]
[ Barking Continues ]
[ Whines ]
Mm! Mm.
- [ Barking Continues ]
- [ Thud ]
[ Rings ]
Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting.
Police are everywhere.
l want the job done tonight.
Can you do it?
[ Tapping ]
[ Tapping Continues ]
Any way you want.
Poison them. Drown them.
Bash them on the head!
Got any chloroform?
l don't care how you kill the little
beasts. Just do it and do it now!
[ Wheezing ]
[ Cawing ]
[ Anita ] Pongo and Perdy
will turn up, won't they?
lf you ask me, they will. l think
they just went looking for the puppies.
You know who did this,
don't you?
l, for one, wouldn't be
the least bit surprised.
She has a horrible temper on her.
The dogs never cared for her.
Dogs have a sixth sense
about things like that.
They can smell ill intentions.
[ Whispers ] Roger.
- What? What's wrong?
- Nanny, what did
l do with my portfolio?
lt's in the nursery closet, dear.
- [ Gasps ]
- Anita?
She did steal the puppies,
and this is why.
[ Sobs ] She's going to
kill the puppies.
[ Engine Revving ]
[ Tires Squeal ]
[ Electricity Humming ]
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Bird Chirping ]
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Chirping Continues ]
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Bird Chirps ]
- [ Grunts ]
[ Chirping Continues ]
[ Grunts, Barks ]
[ Chirps ]
[ Whines ] Hmm?
[ Barking ]
[ Chirps ]
[ Panting ]
[ Chittering ]
[ Chittering ]
- [ Chitters ]
- [ Zaps ]
[ Chitters ]
[ Squeaking ]
[ Giggles ]
[ Jasper Groans, Sighs ]
Right, that's it. Time to let
the little yappers have it.
We ain't supposed to do it.
That's Skinner's job.
Well, Skinner isn't here, is he?
Besides, l don't see why that
little runt should have all the fun.
- [ Bottle Shatters ]
- How'd you wanna do it?
Well, personally,
l think l favor the fire iron.
- [ Yells ]
- [ Boards Clattering ]
[ Knock At Door ]
Why, that--
that'll be Miss De Vil.
Uh... fix your shirt
and tart up your hair.
[ Knocking ]
Good eve...ning.
Hello?
Anybody there?
[ Knocking ]
[ Panting ] Mm-hmm.
[ Puppies Whimpering ]
[ Whimpering, Yelping ]
[ Barking ]
[ Puppies Barking ]
[ Whining ]
[ Yapping ]
[ Yelping ]
[ Door Creaks ]
Maybe we was hearing things.
[ Chirps ]
[ Car Horn Honking ]
[ Honking Continues ]
[ Honking Continues ]
[ Honking ]
- Oi!
- [ Honking Continues ]
[ Giggling ]
- Get out of my truck!
- Yeah!
[ Barking ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Grunts ]
- Go on! Get outta here!
- [ Growls ]
- [ Chittering ]
- [ Jasper ] Yeah!
There's plenty more where that came
from, should you elect to come back.
[ Whimpers, Barks ]
[ Whimpers, Growls ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Barks ]
[ Barks ]
l don't believe it.
[ Barks, Snarls ]
[ Barks ]
- [ Panting ]
- [ Both Grunt ]
- [ Puppies Yapping ]
- [ Panting ]
- [ Barks ]
- [ Barks ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Whining ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Whining, Yelping ]
[ Horace ]
l don't care what you say.
We bloody well
better be careful.
Yeah, that's right.
What we better be careful of...
is the huge, thundering macroeconomic
bulk of your stupidity.
[ Horace ] l ain't takin'
any more lip from you, mate.
Oh, forget about that. We have got
Now get on with it!
[ Puppies Yelping ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barks ]
Here, puppies.
Here, puppies.
Pup, pup, pup, pup, puppies.
[ Puppy Barking ]
[ Snickering ] Come here,
you speckled lap rat.
[ Grunts, Screams ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Whines ]
[ Spitting ]
Eh!
[ Giggles ]
- [ Yelping ]
- [ Barks ]
[ Barks ]
[ Puppies Yelping ]
[ Sniffles ]
[ Puppy Barking ]
[ Slowly ] Stay.
[ Whimpers, Barks ]
[ Puppy Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
- You bug--
You come here!
l'm gonna get you, you little--
- [ Screams ]
- [ Snarls ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Barks ]
- [ Barks ]
[ Shivers ]
Cold.
Cold. Ah.
[ Lucky Yelps ]
[ Grunting, Shivering ]
[ Creaking, Grunting ]
[ Tires Squeal ]
[ Tires Squeal ]
Good evening, madame.
Good evening.
Hello.
What are you doing
up there?
l'm-- l was-- l was just
fetching the puppies, ma'am.
And where... are...
the puppies?
Oh! There.
You see, once again...
Madame has, like a laser, gone straight
to the heart of the issue.
lt's a quality
l've always admired in her.
''Where are the puppies?
Where are the puppies?'' Brilliant.
- [ Squeaking ]
- Let me just say right now...
that l'm not...
absolutely a hundred percent certain...
where the puppies are.
But if you'll just give me a second,
l'll check with my associate.
Uh, Horace?
Get down from there
and catch those puppies!
Hopelessly stupid, pathetic fools.
- l'll find the bloody mongrels myself.
- [ lgnition Starts ]
[ Engine Cranking ]
- [ Panting ]
- You just had to let
those puppies get away, didn't you?
- Never paying attention.
- Well, where was you?
Where wa-- l was not
splashing about in the pond!
You've infuriated the old bag.
And if we don't get those puppies back,
then it's quite literally our heads!
- [ Engine Cranking ]
- Oh, come on!
- [ Cranking Stops ]
- Right. You better get out
and check the tailpipe.
We've got a condensation problem.
- One of these days...
- [ Engine Cranking ]
l'm gonna be full-up of you.
Aah!
[ Engine Cranking ]
[ Cranking ]
Ooh.
[ Cranking ]
Oh, do come on!
- [ Engine Backfires, Starts ]
- There! You see?
Hmm?
[ Whimpers ]
[ Growls ]
[ Sheep Bleating ]
[ Puppies Whimpering, Whining ]
[ Barking, Whining ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Bleating ]
[ Lucky Crying, Whimpering ]
[ Whining ]
[ Wheezing ]
- [ Wheezing ]
- [ Lucky Whimpering, Crying ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Wheezing ]
[ Whimpering Continues ]
[ Cries ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Crying Continues ]
- [ Growls ]
-[ Cloth Rips ]
[ Growling ]
[ Cloth Rips ]
[ Growling Continues ]
Turn the heater on, will ya?
No. Not with this thing
acting the way she is.
l don't want to risk losing power.
l can't stand
the cold no more.
l want heat!
- Oh! No!
- Fire!
Too hot! Too hot!
Aah! Too hot!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Aah!
- [ Officers Chattering ]
- [ Man On Police Radio ]
[ Radio Dispatcher ]
Suspect apprehended--
- [ Dispatcher Continues ]
- Your suspicions were justified.
According to the staff,
Miss De Vil left earlier for
a family property in Suffolk.
l have informed
the local police.
Officers there will be
on the lookout for your puppies...
and Miss De Vil.
l only hope we're not too late.
[ Crow Caws ]
[ Cawing ]
[ Barks ]
- [ Chicken Clucking ]
- [ Cow Mooing ]
[ Pigs Grunting ]
- [ Horse Neighing ]
- [ Lowing ]
[ Barks Quietly ]
- [ Puppy Barking ]
- [ Burps ]
- [ Barks ]
- [ Barking ]
[ Puppies Whining, Barking ]
[ Whining, Barking Continue ]
[ Sinister Chuckling ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Caws ]
[ Cawing ]
[ Barks ]
[ Puppies Barking ]
[ Gasps ]
Oh!
This is extraordinary.
l'm reduced to tramping
through sewage...
because my two imbeciles can't
keep track of a bunch of infant dogs!
- [ Cawing ]
- [ Grunts ]
[ Caws ]
[ Grunts, Sniffs ]
Oh!
[ All Yelping ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Snorts ]
[ Neighing ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Snorting ]
[ Whinnying ]
[ Electricity Humming ]
[ Jasper ] l do not believe it.
We got no truck, no dogs.
We are so dead.
Number 1 Dead Street, that's us.
Look! Tracks.
l love you.
There you are. You see?
lf dogs are so smart,
they wouldn't leave tracks
for wary predators such as us.
- Yeah.
- Now, l've always said that
human beings are essentially superior--
you know, blessed with
faculties of speech and thought
and a couple of other things.
[ Whimpers ]
[ Whines Quietly ]
Uh!
Don't worry, l won't ruin
your little puppy coat.
l'm just going to
make a few buttonholes.
Where are you, you filthy beast?
[ Whimpering ]
Ah.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Whispers ]
Oh, yes.
l love the smell
of near extinction.
- Got it!
- [ Squeals ]
[ Squealing Continues ]
[ Gasps, Grunts ]
- [ Barks ]
- [ Barks ]
[ All Yelping, Barking ]
- [ Snorting ]
- Oh! Oh-oh! Oh! Oh!
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Cruella Grunts ]
[ Panting ]
Stupidity, you see? That's your problem.
That's what's been holding you back.
lf it was up to you,
you'd have taken hold of that wire...
set fire to your undershorts,
cooked your tongue...
before even thinking
it was electrified.
Point taken.
But what are the logs for?
''What are the--''
You see, the--
We stand upon the logs
and hop over...
thereby avoiding painful electric shock.
Brilliant.
Right. Mount the log.
Extend leg.
All right.
Now, when l count to three, we jump.
- Ready?
- Yes.
One.
- [ Electricity Zapping ]
- [ Both Yelling ]
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Zapping Continues ]
[ Gibbering ]
[ Both Grunting ]
- [ Zapping Continues ]
- [ Gibbering ]
Aah!
Useless, disgusting creatures.
l'm sick to think
we breathe the same air.
[ Dogs Barking ln Distance ]
[ Gasps ] Bingo!
Poor little things.
- [ Barking Continues ]
- l'm gonna cut you off...
then cut you up.
[ Sinister Chuckle ]
[ Chittering, Giggling ]
Darling, red isn't your color.
- Give me the hat.
- [ Chitters ]
Give me the hat...
- [ Chittering ]
- or you'll become a hat.
- [ Chitters ]
- Give it to me!
[ Chitters ]
[ Screams ]
[ Clucking ]
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Chittering ]
- [ Roaring ]
- [ Clucks ]
- [ Meows ]
- [ Lowing, Bleating ]
- [ Yelling ]
[ Panting, Grunting ]
[ Panting ]
[ Grunts ]
Oh!
[ Dispatcher On Radio ]
[ Sirens Wailing ln Distance ]
Thank the Lord.
We're saved.
- Here you go.
- Up you go.
- Much obliged. Thanks.
- [ Officer ] Watch your heads.
- Very kind.
- Thank you.
- Nice and quiet.
- [ Officers Chattering ]
- This is lovely. Yeah.
- lsn't it?
Nice and warm.
No animals neither.
[ Low Growl ]
[ Growling ]
[ Panting ]
You... beasts!
- [ Throaty Snort ]
- But l'm not beaten yet.
You've won the battle,
but l'm about to win the wardrobe.
My spotty puppy coat is
in plain sight and leaving tracks.
ln a moment l'll have what
l came for, while all of you
will end up as sausage meat...
alone on some sad plastic plate...
dead and medium red;
no friends, no family, no pulse...
just slapped between two buns,
smothered in onions...
with fries on the side.
- Cruella De Vil has
the last laugh! [ Laughing ]
- [ Thunderclap ]
- [ Neighing ]
- [ Laughing Continues ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Neighing ]
- [ Lowing ]
[ Clucking, Laughing ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Pigs Grunting ]
[ Grunts, Pants ]
- [ Sirens Wailing ]
- [ Panting ]
Miss De Vil?
- Yes?
- We have a warrant for your arrest.
Oh? ls there
something wrong?
Stop. What's that up ahead?
Well, will you look at that.
[ Puppies Barking ]
[ Grunts ]
[ People Chattering ]
[ Officer ] Excuse me, madame.
Would you mind standing back?
[ Barks ]
[ Whines ]
l've come up with 98 pups.
The two adults make it 100 even.
We've got 100 here, sir.
[ Barks ]
[ Barking ]
[ Barking Continues ]
Uh, make that...
[ Barking ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
- [ Barking ]
Congratulations.
You've just won
gold, silver and bronze...
in the Morons Olympics.
- Who won the gold?
- Shut up!
My business,
my reputation, my life...
has been ruined
because you three incompetent twits...
let yourselves be outsmarted
by a bunch of dumb animals!
And you call
yourselves men. Ha!
l've seen more intelligent
pieces of carpet!
- [ Skunk Chittering ]
- [ Screaming ]
[ All Screaming ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
Oh, they're here!
Anita!
Roger!
- The puppies!
- Here-- Oh, my goodness! Look at them.
- [ Anita ] Oh!
- Oh, Pongo!
Oh, Perdy!
Oh! That a boy!
That a boy! Yeah!
- That a boy!
- Oh! Oh! [ Laughing ]
Oh, thank you, Officer!
How can we ever repay you?
Well, your dogs were the only ones
with identification tags.
We have no idea
which puppy goes where.
Our records indicate
that so far...
nobody has called
to claim the other puppies.
- Now, they need a home, or--
- [ Anita Gasps ]
Well, they go to the pound.
[ Barking ]
Oh, no. No.
No, no, no, no. Uh-- Uh--
- Roger, we can't-- We don't have room.
- Well, we'll get a bigger place.
We have 17 as it is.
What's a few more?
We'll work something out.
- [ Barks ]
- [ Laughs ]
[ Whines ]
Oh.
You'll have dozens
of children, you know.
- [ Whines ]
- [ Barks ]
Well, l won't have them
chewing up the carpets...
barking until all hours of the night.
- [ Whines ]
- [ Chuckles ]
All right.
Everyone inside before we all get cold.
- [ Chuckles ]
- Unload the puppies!
- [ Puppies Barking ]
- [ People Chattering ]
[ Barking Continues ]
[ Yelps ]
[ Both Yelping ]
- [ Game Beeping ]
- [ Yelping Continues ]
[ Yelping Continues ]
Get ready.
Get ready.
[ Sinister Laughter ]
- [ Sinister Laughter ]
- [ Groans ]
[ Puppies Yelping ]
[ Screaming ]
Cool!
Excellent villain, mate.
Thanks, Herbert!
- Congratulations.
- Uh, why, yes. Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you--
- See you in my office.
We've got terms to sort out.
- Okay. Great.
- Excellent villain, mate.
- [ Both Laugh ]
- l don't be--
l can barely believe it.
Our baby is a year old.
- We have a new house, a new life--
- And we have each other.
[ Chuckles ]
We have Nanny.
- And l have the three of you.
- We have two wonderful dogs.
And they have their children.
And their stepchildren.
And they have their children.
And their stepchildren
have children.
[ Anita ] And their children
have children.
[ Nanny ]
And speaking of children--
[ Anita ] Roger, darling,
l've got the most wonderful news.
[ Dalmatians Barking ]
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
lf she doesn't scare you
no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella
Cruella De Vil
Cruella, her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
had better beware
She's like a spider
waiting for the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil
At first, you'd think
Cruella is a devil
After time has worn away the shock
You come to realize
You seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock
This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She oughta be locked up
And never released
The world was such a wholesome place
Until Cruella
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
lf she doesn't scare you
no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella
De Vil
Cruella, her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
had better beware
She's like a spider
waiting for the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil
At first, you'd think
Cruella is a devil
After time has wore away the shock
You come to realize
you've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from under a rock
This vampire bat
lnhuman beast
Oughta be locked up never released
This world was such
a wholesome place until
Cruella De Vil
At first, you think
Cruella is a devil
After time has wore away the shock
You come to realize
You seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from under a rock
This world was such
a wholesome place until
Cruella De Vil
So evil even her hair's two-faced
Ain't like nothin' you ever seen
She's the dean of mean
l need to message she's got
some doggone bad intentions
l mean, let's face it. A person like her
could really ruin your whole day.
[ Cruella De Vil Laughing Maniacally ]
[ Cruella De Vil Laughing Maniacally ]