30 Nights with My Ex (2022) Movie Script
- Give me a better price.
- I always do.
- Just a bit.
- I can't.
- I'm short.
- What a crybaby.
- Just a tad.
- No tads.
- Please.
- Don't ask me that.
- Do a better price.
- I always do.
- I always buy from you.
- Enough!
- Come on.
- You're a pain in the ass.
- Get out of here.
- Alright.
- Hello. No, it's too early.
- Ask Turbo to do 3.5.
- I will.
- I bring money every month.
- Let's talk later.
- Juancho, listen.
Let's talk later,
I'll tell you everything. Not now.
If you leave it for 3 months,
I'll give you 4.
5? Get out of here.
Where can you get 5?
Let's talk tonight. Bye.
- How are you?
- OK, and you?
Marta is busting my balls.
She wants 3.5.
Fine, give it to her. Do me a favor.
Call Baldy, and ask him
when he'll pay me back.
- Do I have to call him?
- I'm asking as a favor.
Leaving already?
If I tell you where I'm going,
you won't believe me.
As you well know, modern psychiatry
leans towards the discharge.
I can't talk right now.
The markets are in turmoil.
If you can get 6, take it.
I apologize.
No problem.
I consider Andrea fit to leave.
But since she has no family network,
the only thing I can think of
is that she goes through
a sort of passage
between staying with us
and reintegrating into society
with you in your home.
It would only be for one month.
I believe her housing is not an issue,
her brother has a place,
and there are some savings, right?
Yes, maybe.
Ema told me about your plan.
I don't consider myself.
How shall I say this.
the one to carry out this plan.
I'm going through a sensitive
moment in life, with a lot of...
Just a second, please.
I can't talk right now.
I'll call you in 17 minutes.
- Like this, communication is hard.
- With all due respect, doctor.
Not for two hours would I take her,
a month is unthinkable.
Do you think it's healthy,
therapeutically speaking,
that she comes live with me,
her ex-husband?
We separated six years ago.
I haven't seen her in three.
My relationship with her was very.
I don't want to have another relapse.
Look, Turbo, we aren't here to consider
what's perfect or ideal.
We are considering what's possible.
For her to be in a familiar place,
with her loved ones, her daughter,
the person she loves the most.
For her, at present, that's pure gold.
It's 30 days. That's it.
Does she punctuate?
Excuse me?
When she speaks,
does she punctuate?
Yes, I would say she does.
- What's her state?
- I don't understand.
I'm sorry, I mean.
what's the diagnosis?
Oh, the diagnosis.
I don't care much for diagnoses.
But if you need to give it a name,
I would say Andrea
has a psychotic structure
with mood swings.
That's what some would call
a schizoaffective structure,
which has a complex symptomatology.
It entails metonymic drift,
hypersexuality when she's upset,
a lack of adaptation.
And you want me to take her home?
Sorry, it's complicated.
Rest assured she would leave from here
with the proper medicine
and with your emotional support.
I know it's been three years
since you last saw her.
Do you want to see her now?
Loba?
Turbo.
- You came.
- Ema told me.
- Oh, Ema.
- How are you?
Great.
Did your psychiatrist
tell you the plan?
Yes.
I like it. It sounds good.
I'm all for it.
I don't know if I can do it.
I have to think it through.
That's OK. I agree.
- I was told you're doing much better.
- I am better.
I am so happy for you, Loba.
I know.
What's in that notebook?
Songs. I'm almost no longer violent.
Want coffee?
Ema said you quit smoking.
That's great. I'm so happy. Congrats.
I agree, think this over.
It's a crazy idea. I too would hesitate.
It's also scary for me.
But above all, I want to thank you
so much for having come here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm going to do things right.
I shouldn't be intense or dramatic,
and I shouldn't drone on about myself.
Tough job.
We'll be in touch.
May I ask you for a hug?
Not to be intense,
but I haven't seen you in three or four
years. By the way, boy you got old.
I agree you should think this over.
I wrote a stanza about fearing
the outside, but I'll overcome it.
Above all, I want to thank you so much
for coming.
If you won't hug me, I get it.
I just want to thank you... for coming.
Of course I'll give you a hug.
There we go, Lobita.
We're OK.
We'll be in touch.
I don't know if I'm capable.
I don't think it's a good call.
- You don't think it's a good call.
- Please, don't cry.
And it's a bad call if I cry.
- Understand this is hard for me.
- No, I don't understand you!
For three years I alone looked after mom.
I never asked for a thing.
I am just asking for 30 days.
Ema.
- Ema!
- What? What do you want?
I think your plans for your mom are great.
Let's see how you feel about this.
She can come here
as long as she needs.
I'll go somewhere else.
You understood nothing.
You told me even if you are split up,
we are still a family.
Don't worry.
I'll take care of mom.
Seeing Ema like this breaks my heart.
Come on, don't kid yourself, bullshitter.
- I knew I shouldn't tell you.
- But you told me. Why would you do it?
- For Ema, she's her mom.
- Come on, why would you do it?
I have a spare bedroom,
she can have it.
I love Loba.
But things will get messy.
- The dollar is going up.
- Raise it two bucks.
She has no one in her life.
Her remaining family is a disaster.
Dollar, exchange, Real, exchange.
What are you doing here?
30 days.
Not one more...
not one less.
Thanks, dad. Thank you.
I know you're doing this for me,
but it'll be good for you too.
- How did it go?
- Fine. All good.
30 NIGHTS WITH MY EX
No, don't come near me.
I don't want to get emotional
or speak in public.
- It's OK.
- We'll miss you.
- We love you. Stay one more day.
- Where are you going?
Well, that's alright.
Say what you feel.
I feel...
- Whatever I feel?
- Yes.
I feel a lot of love for you, Liliana.
- I also love you very much, Loba.
- I also love you.
You, I don't love, I never did.
Oh well, sometimes it happens.
I don't love you either.
And... I feel a lot of.
- I love you tons, Elas.
- I love you too, Loba.
Every day that goes by,
I'll miss you more.
Come, I want to talk to you.
Easy now.
- What happened?
- Nothing happened.
- Why is she crying?
- She's touched.
She's saying goodbye to people
that was with her all this time.
It's natural to cry, it's healthy.
These are the situations that...
overwhelm me a bit.
But what is it that scares you?
Her crying?
- No. All situations scare me.
- You need to make a choice.
Either you take her or you leave her.
I love you, Loba.
I'm sorry for crying. It's just that...
these are tough situations to handle.
These people are rooted inside of me.
What's going on?
- Shall we?
- Yes, let's go.
Be helpful.
Loba.
What's up, Turbo? Listen to what I just
found out. Baldy went to Cancun.
Get off the phone,
you son of a bitch!
What's your fucking problem with bitches
and sons, you sexist asshole?
You dickless nimrod!
You dickless fatherfucker!
They have quite a fixation
with prostitution and sons.
Unbelievable.
- It's just a figure of speech, Loba.
- An irritating figure of speech.
Besides, he was right.
You're driving, looking at your phone.
You didn't check your mirrors, not once.
You're all the time
thinking about something else.
Come on, let's go.
Come on...
Don't worry,
it's half a block from here.
Come here!
Hi, mom.
Hi.
- Come in.
- Welcome, mom.
Come in, Loba, come in.
- You're still going with the toy cars.
- Sorry?
I'll take her stuff to the bedroom.
How long have you lived here?
Since you went to Tibet, remember?
Right, Tibet, the Lamas.
How could I forget?
Easy there.
Holy shit! Don't do that to me.
Come on, Loba, leave it there.
You fell for it.
Come, I'll show you the bedroom.
- This way?
- Yes.
Come in, Loba, come in.
Come on in.
This is where I'm sleeping?
Yes. Ema set it up
so you'll be comfortable. Why?
If you come to my place,
you get the main bedroom. But fine.
Loba...
- I'm kidding.
- OK, settle in, and...
- See you later.
- Yes, thank you.
You're welcome.
Something I've been thinking about.
This is so your reintegration
into this house
can be as pleasant as possible.
- Read it.
- What is it?
A cohabitation protocol.
Things you cannot do in this apartment.
If you will be so kind.
- "No disturbing noises". Weird.
- That's very important.
"No breaking or throwing stuff".
Why would I?
Who do you think I am?
Why would I do that?
It's just a guideline.
Don't take it literally.
It is very important though.
If you'd like,
you can put it here,
and you check it out.
What do you think?
- Alright.
- Alright
Make yourself at home...
and we'll eat, OK?
Yes. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Tell it right.
She was little, six years-old,
but it was a school ceremony.
Poor thing.
You sang so beautifully,
that when it ended,
I couldn't believe it,
"Applause!" I said.
And I told you "again, again!"
I was in first grade, mom.
I felt mortified.
- The whole elementary bullied me.
- Do you know why?
Out of envy,
because you have a great voice.
You just haven't ventured
into the pornotenths, like me.
What are pornotenths?
Ten-verse stanzas
with a peculiar rhyme.
Elas makes the music,
and I sing them.
- I adore rhyming vulgarities.
- Pornotenths?
Easy, I won't say any.
I shouldn't be intense,
talk much about myself,
or say every word I see.
I'm OK.
I'd like to make a toast...
for you, kid,
you cooked for us.
Ema, this is so good. Thank you!
For you, Loba.
And for Liliana's requirement.
You will resume your life.
And in a month,
you'll be living on your own.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
I don't know
if I want to live on my own.
Anyways, don't worry,
I'll be there with you.
How's work, Turbo?
Ok?
Yes, fine. I work from nine
to six every day.
- You have no idea, he's so stressed.
- He was always stressed.
But I had a method, back then,
for stopping that turbine.
I'm not sure I want to know
about that method.
You're grown up,
you can hear about it.
- It was called "The turblow".
- No, well.
And there was another one
that went further, the mastur.
Ok. Alright, that's it,
dinner's over.
Mom, I have lots of clothes
that will really suit you.
They're over there.
Will you try them on? They're vintage.
Why? I brought
lots of clothes.
Because you'll look pretty.
Just being here with you for a bit
makes me so happy.
I'm also happy you're here.
- I really missed you, you know?
- Yes, I know.
- You look pretty. Very pretty. Really.
- You think?
Yes!
Mom, please, I want dad to hear
a pornotenth.
- No, you don't.
- Come on, please.
No, I don't. To me, the word
"pornotenth" kind of. Pass a knife.
He was always very prudish.
- I'm not prudish.
- You're very prudish.
For you, curse words
can only be said between dudes.
Don't belittle my pornotenths, Liliana
says they can be a job opportunity.
Besides, that's how I express myself.
A lot goes into them.
And I can also do normal rhymes.
Since I have you both here with me,
I want to tell you I have a boyfriend.
What is he like?
He's a chef.
Well, almost. He's studying.
He's working at his uncle's restaurant.
He's great.
How could you not tell me?
- I'm telling you now, dad.
- What's his name?
They call him The Bird.
Don't start with the jokes, OK?
- You didn't even let me speak.
- Because I know you.
You said "The Bird",
but what's his name?
I can't believe this.
Why are you crying? Easy there.
She's dating, not getting married.
It's not that.
The flan made me cry.
This is amazing.
This flan is amazing. I...
I want to thank you for the effort
you'll make these 40 days.
Thirty days.
- What did I say?
- Forty.
- Well, shall we take a family photo?
- Yes, sure.
- Mom?
- Yes!
Come closer.
Again from the top.
Let's hit it!
Mental problem.
I harm those who love me.
I'm a harmful nut
because I do everything wrong.
Mental is my problem,
and to those who don't love me,
and to those who fear me,
I send this ultra enema!
Loba! Please, turn that off!
Did you ask Ema for permission?
- Come over here.
- What are you doing?
Come here.
I'm rehearsing with my band.
What band?
- Them.
- The neighborhood freaks.
- Did you look at the time?
- No, what time is it?
- It's 3:00 a.m.
- I can't believe it. Time flew by.
It's late.
Just a second, excuse me.
Did you read the protocol I gave you?
No, I didn't have the time.
But I will.
- Article 5 states.
- Is he a lawyer?
No disturbing noises.
This isn't a disturbing noise.
- It's a song we're making.
- Not at this time.
- Let me introduce them.
- I don't want to meet anybody.
Tito, Eli, Rober, Marce, Vale,
this is Turbo, Ema's dad.
Hello, Turbo. He's so cute.
Say hello.
What are you? A doll?
Move your hand.
- Yeah, that's weird.
- No, right.
There you go.
- Dear friends from the health center.
- Is he a friend of yours?
Good evening to you.
- Hello.
- Hi.
In view of the time,
this event is hereby ended.
Thank you very much.
What do you mean "ended"
if we just begun?
- I got an early rise.
- We did one stanza. Only these to go.
- One more hour.
- One hour? It's almost 4:00 a.m.
That's it. Only this to go!
- Motherfucker.
- No, fatherfucker!
Loba?
- Who comes nagging at this hour?
- Loba, stay.
What's going on, Mr. Martino?
Look at poor Cherry!
He has a heart condition.
Also, 3:00 a.m. is no time for a party.
I am so sorry.
In a minute it will be solved.
- Hi, is everything OK?
- You must be the unhinged little singer.
- Why little?
- Did I say little?
- I think I heard "little singer".
- I said that?
Alright, Adriana, Loba, come on.
In 52 seconds, this will be solved.
The thing is, Sr. Martino, we wake up
at 7 a.m., we are working people.
Also, aren't you old for being raucous
at this hour?
Honestly, please. At this hour,
a grown man, it's hard to believe.
I'm asking you, please!
I am so very sorry.
Goodnight, Adriana.
- Esteban.
- Goodnight.
Adriana... a misunderstanding.
Won't happen again.
Crazy people.
- Quite a nasty energy they left.
- Loba.
I would like
for your stay in this apartment...
to be good for everyone.
Yes, I'd like that too.
Read the protocol.
- It's nothing.
- You're right.
- In this building, I live with neighbors.
- Neighbors.
We live together. You can't sing
at 3 a.m. because people get mad.
Perfect, got it.
- Sorry, sorry.
- Please.
What's going on?
Come.
Come here, say goodbye.
- Loba, I don't want to say bye.
- Say goodbye to whom?
To my family.
What do you mean "to whom"?
Tito, Rober, Eli, Marce, Vale,
we have to say goodbye.
I'll explain later.
Say goodbye.
Where are you going?
Jorge, Cacho, Nacha, Maca.
goodnight.
Who?
- He forgot all the names.
- Who's Jorge?
- OK, bye.
- Goodnight.
Bye, you turd.
OK, sorry.
So, tomorrow, at the same time.
- Not at the same time.
- No. We'll talk about it later.
- At the same time.
- Which is it then?
- Bye, Loba.
- Kisses, bye.
We love.
I always remember the first time we came
to the museum to look at this painting.
I was five. You pulled me from
kindergarten and brought me here.
Then we went for a hot cocoa with Bay
Biscuit where grandma used to take you.
Of course, the museum and Bay Biscuit
ritual was your grandmothers.
Looking at this painting
really soothes me. I don't know why.
I think that's why I came every year.
Well, until...
It soothes me too.
I could look at it for hours.
I came several times without you.
And I want to go for a hot cocoa.
- With Bay Biscuit.
- Yeah.
Let's go.
I was thinking of going on a trip
with The Bird, you know?
Visit the North. Explore Salta,
Tucumn, Jujuy. It'd be great, right?
Take the bike and be on our way.
Then we could go up
to Machu Picchu, Peru, Bolivia,
the North is so beautiful.
Mom!
- Mom, what are you doing?
- Let me.
God, I can't believe this.
People will throw anything.
- They're crazy.
- Mom, please, come down.
- I can use this!
- What for?
Take it, we're carrying
several things.
Home?
What for?
Wait. Mom.
What is it?
Mom!
If you leave it with me
for three more months,
I can get you 4% with that money.
Hi, how are you?
- Not much more.
- Hi.
You know why? The situation...
Just a second.
What the hell is this?
Ema?
In two seconds I clean
and take this away.
Loba, what's all this stuff?
Wonders I found on the street,
we are cleaning them up.
When it's all clean,
we'll store it somewhere in this house.
There's little room for my stuff,
but don't worry, I'll put it away.
Why did you bring a urinal?
For an intervention.
A used urinal?
Why a urinal?
Why bring a urinal to this house?
It's in the protocol!
It is not.
- It is.
- No, it is not.
- Order is in the protocol!
- It's not in the protocol!
Check the protocol.
Fuck!
What's that?
- What's that?
- Another wonder.
- I'm not talking to you anymore. Ema.
- I...
We're getting rid of all these things,
including the dog.
Poor thing, he's overwhelmed.
Makes me sad.
This is disgusting.
Where did you get that from? Out!
- Mistreat him and I'll report you.
- Look at what he did.
Poop, it's just poop.
Don't you poop?
- Yes, but.
- Well, he poops too.
Let's see. Scooch over, Boner.
- What did you call it?
- Boner.
- Look at the package on him. Stunning.
- Jeez, what did you feed him?
Empanada.
- You fed a dog anempanada ?
- Don't you eat them?
I give him anempanada .
A stray dog will eat anything.
- I'm going to be sick. Ema, take him or.
- I'll take him.
- The stench! Throw it out.
- The Bird will take him.
What bird?
- What bird? The boyfriend.
- The Bird!
You don't know who that is? You need
to listen. Learn to be a better father.
You're telling me
how to be a better father?
- Alright.
- Please, Loba, throw it away.
The Bird told me he wants to meet you.
We could have dinner tonight
at the restaurant where he works.
- Let me see. If I can, no probl.
- Great. Let's do it.
- I told you, if I can.
- Yes!
I'll send the address.
See you there at 8:30 p.m.
I'm taking the dog.
You're off to the supermarket.
- Yes, I'm going to the supermarket.
- Right, bye.
- I'm going out.
- Let's go.
- Where?
- The supermarket.
- No, I'm going alone.
- Why?
It's just a minute. I'll be in and out.
But I need to go out on the street.
I need to see people.
I have to get reintegrated.
Juan, what happened?
Sorry?
No, that money is not for a deposit.
Don't do anything.
Daughter, be careful!
Are you OK, Loba?
Yes.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you doing?
- Alright.
Glad to hear that.
Hi there.
- Hello.
- How are you doing?
- Fine.
- Hello.
I didn't introduce myself
the other day. I'm Adriana.
How are you?
Your name?
Andrea Lobato.
But they call me The Loba.
- Loba.
- The Loba.
I'm sorry about the other night.
I apologize.
- Water under the bridge.
- Please, forget about it.
Are you and Loba dating?
No, she's. Ema's mom.
What is it?
I hadn't understood.
Now I do, and...
count on me
for anything you may need.
Really, just ring my bell,
I'm there for you.
Sorry, I'm not following.
What would I need?
- I don't need a thing.
- I talked to Ema.
We know what you went through.
- I'm here for you.
- And what do you do for a living?
- I'm a sex worker.
- Excuse me?
Commonly known as prostitute.
I'll sometimes make an appearance
in a porn movie.
But only occasionally.
If it comes up.
I thought you sang,
since I heard you singing the other day.
You were right, I do sing.
But only as a throat opening exercise,
because my trade is fellatio.
- So what I do is.
- No, don't do that.
- You're absolutely vulgar!
- Loba, please.
Do you practice fellatio?
Because if you do, you can ring my bell,
and I'll give you some tips.
They're very easy exercises
you can do at home.
- There are limits, you know?
- I am so sorry.
How could you say that?
What the hell are you laughing at?
- What you did was very violent.
- No, violent is something different.
It's someone looking at you and going
"Oh, oh, oh". That's violent.
You know what?
When I sense people pity me,
I struggle a lot.
Tonight is a very important night
for you and me.
We are meeting Ema's boyfriend.
She wants us to be on time.
We'll leave from home...
at 8:00 p.m.
Sharp.
- Perfect.
- Sharp.
Loba.
What time is it?
- Eight.
- No. Two past eight.
What is it? Am I not OK?
Why are you scanning me?
I can change clothes.
Tell me and I'll get changed.
No, no, you look... stunning.
- But...
- Yes?
Don't take it to heart,
just a suggestion.
- Sure, feel free to speak.
- For me...
Tone down the lips.
Absolutely! It's too much.
- May I?
- Yes.
I'm so nervous.
I'm very afraid of messing this up.
Will you help me?
Of course.
Look, relax.
Let's do this if you'd like.
If you say something out of line,
I'll look at you,
and do this.
- Then you.
- Excellent, perfect.
- Is that OK?
- Yes.
It's an important night.
Shall we?
- Relax, mom. You look cute.
- Thanks, love.
- You look great, Loba.
- Thanks, love.
- He got pale.
- Here he comes.
- Dad.
- What?
- Watch it.
- I said nothing.
- Hi, how are you doing?
- Hello.
Ariel, nice to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, Loba.
Hi, sweetie.
I want you to know it's a pleasure
for me to have you here,
and finally meet you.
It's our pleasure,
and we really appreciate the invitation.
- Sorry, what does your t-shirt say?
- "Lubricate with margarine".
I love it.
I want one too.
Really? There's more.
We make them at the medical center.
I have a bunch. One reads
"Better crooked than soft".
Another one, I think my favorite, goes
"Stop by and plant the parsnip".
"If you're reading this, blow me",
"If you're reading this, lick it",
"If you're reading this, kiss it".
The sentence is the same,
the ending changes.
That's so crazy.
I love your mom.
She's so funny with the t-shirts.
- See?
- Really.
I also think you're great, really.
You make a great couple.
You must have terrific sex!
- The check please! Screw this.
- What do you mean "the check"?
This will only get worse.
Get the check.
- Sit down.
- Dad, sit down.
Why don't you decide on a wine
and starter?
I'm in charge of the kitchen,
so I'll be busy.
- But whatever you need, just tell me.
- Very kind.
- Be right back.
- Thank you so much, very kind.
Very kind.
He's a beautiful person, you know?
Lovely.
- What is it?
- What did you say?
- Calm down, mom.
- Kiss it, blow me, lick it.
Come on. Behave in front of Ema.
You'll scare The Bird away.
They're the t-shirts we make.
I said it with love.
- I gave you the signal. Like this.
- You did?
- Three times.
- I didn't see you!
I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.
- It's OK, mom.
- I'm really sorry.
- Remember we talked about this?
- I'll be quiet for the rest of the night.
I'll be invisible.
Invisible.
What?
Don't look.
Turn around!
- What is it?
- Baldy is here.
- Who?
- Baldy.
He borrowed money from the company,
as a friend. and never paid me back.
Why would he?
He was never your friend.
Baldy there was never your friend.
I hate him!
- No, please.
- Mom, calm down.
- Loba, don't make a scene.
- No.
This night is about Ema and The Bird.
- Ema and her boyfriend.
- Ema and her boyfriend. Let's behave.
Yes.
We'll order some food,
and have a quiet evening.
- Alright?
- Yes.
Thank you so much. Do you have
an uncle to introduce me to?
I'll call you later. Bye.
- Bye, see you.
- Mom.
Very important.
We walk past Baldy.
and ignore him.
- Okay.
- Yes.
One, two, three.
Turbo...
I know you've been looking for me,
I was wrong.
I had problems,
but I'll pay you back.
Funny we should meet at a restaurant
for you to tell me that you'll pay me back
what you owe me.
- Hi, Ema.
- Hi.
Hi, Loba. What a surprise.
The same surprise the family had
on account of your fuck-up with Turbo.
Okay.
- Why do you laugh, dear?
- No, I wasn't laughing.
I could swear you were laughing.
What's your name?
- Vanina.
- Vanina!
And you're with him,
a dickless hyena?
- Don't.
- I don't get it.
- Don't you dare disrespect her.
- Who are you talking to?
Excuse me, just a second.
Don't I dare what, Baldy?
- Loba, come.
- Don't I dare what?
Wasn't it enough wanting to bone me
for 15 years?
And now I find out
you scammed Turbo for 20k?
When we both know
the day after we broke up,
you called me and asked me out.
Remember?
Not even a week did you wait!
No, no.
- No, no.
- Is that true?
Absolutely false.
Why do you ask him?
Ask me!
Fifteen years wanting to bone me.
Fifteen damn years wanting
to screw me, you limp dick!
- There's a fucker in the room, people!
- Mom!
With that pencil dick of a face
and Neanderthal backward thinking.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight.
- Well.
- Well.
- I'm off to bed.
- Oh, yes.
- Get some rest. Goodnight.
- Sleep tight, honey.
Loba.
- Can we talk for a minute?
- Now?
- Yes, now.
- No, please. I'm so tired.
- It's just a minute.
- Look, I can't keep my eyes open.
- Please.
- Look at my poor face.
Loba,
I need your undivided attention.
Do you remember what we said
during dinner?
That night was about Ema and...
- The Bird?
- And what happened immediately after?
All hell broke loose with Baldy.
Because you stopped.
We passed by, he said "Hello",
and you stopped.
Maybe if you hadn't stopped,
I would have said nothing.
And what you said before?
How could you tell our baby and The Bird
that they must have terrific sex?
- What baby?
- Our baby, our daughter.
- Ema is 20 years old, Turbo.
- Fine, but...
They must have terrific sex.
I don't know what connotation
the word "sex" has to you.
For me, it's an act of love, of freedom.
It grew.
- What grew?
- That penis.
- Which penis?
- That one on the wall.
- Which penis?
- The penis.
Which penis?
It's not a penis.
Focus, please. There's no penis
in this house. There's no other penis.
It's just a stain I've had for a while.
Round, circular.
Exactly! And inside the circle?
A dick.
That dick growing there
is bad for me.
- That needs to get fixed.
- Loba, I am begging you.
No scenes in public.
It's bad for me.
At the supermarket, at the restaurant.
I get all sweaty.
OK, I'm sorry. Got it.
If you get that way, no.
I'm really sorry, I won't do it anymore.
The thing is...
I was so excited to meet
my daughter's boyfriend.
When I get excited,
I get very nervous.
And when I get very nervous,
I talk and say things I shouldn't.
But that's it, I got it.
I won't do it anymore.
- Sorry.
- Please.
- Sorry.
- Please.
This will turn out... fine, Loba.
I promise.
You'll get reintegrated,
and resume a normal life.
I hope.
That's it?
- What do you mean?
- That's it?
This?
- Yes, that's it.
- Great, thanks.
I'm off to bed.
- Loba.
- How are you?
Fine. Why? What happened?
I'm very upset.
- Easy, Loba, get some rest.
- Really, very upset.
I get it, it was a difficult night
for us all. Get some rest.
Can I ask for a favor?
Don't take it the wrong way.
What do you need?
Can you tell me three filthy things?
- Can I what?
- That...
Three really filthy things.
With that I think I'll be able to sleep.
Hello? Are you there?
Where is this conversation going?
Let's see, I'll help you.
For example.
It helps me if you say
"You've got such a pretty mouth".
Or...
"What a nice voice you have".
That's good too.
And if you're up to it
and take it a bit further,
you can say
"What a beautiful pair of tits".
With that, I'll sleep like an angel.
Come on.
Goodnight, Loba.
- I'm asking as a human being.
- Goodnight, Loba.
It's just that I'm very upset.
Goodnight, Loba.
Goodnight.
"Sometimes I even witness
torture sessions,"
"where they kindly teach
the nuts how to function."
"I think very few know
how to approach madness."
- What you wrote is very beautiful.
- Shut up.
Do you get me?
I do.
But do you feel you get mi sensitivity
or that you inherited your dad's heart?
Mom!
What?
- You see this stain, right?
- I do.
And you don't see a penis?
No.
- But you see the stain is growing.
- Yes, it's growing.
Yes, it's growing.
Along with the dick that's inside it.
And that's upsetting me. So I need a tool.
And I think you can help me.
- No, no.
- There's a punctured pipe back here.
- I can fix this.
- Mom, no!
I have to go, I'll be back in two hours.
We'll see it then, OK?
Watch it.
- Ren, how are you?
- Miss, how do you do?
- Fine. I'm looking for something.
- Yes?
I hope you can help: a sledgehammer.
A sledgehammer. Sure.
I have several, in different sizes.
Any will work.
Perfect, come with me,
and pick your choice.
How's the living together going?
You know Loba, she's like a seesaw.
But when she's ok...
I'm hopeful.
You're hopeful?
About what?
Hopeful...
because she's doing well.
You two kissed.
- Come on.
- You kissed!
You still have a thing for her.
This again?
Come on.
You never got another partner.
Easy. You worry about your life,
your wife, your kids.
I'll worry about my life.
I have my vacations planned.
I'll be gone for a month.
- How long?
- I told you already, come on.
- Hi, honey, what is it?
- Where are you, dad?
At the bar, near home. Why?
You're near?
How fast can you get there?
What happened?
Look out the window.
What...
- I'll call you later!
- What happened?
Focus!
Please, focus.
Slowly.
Don't look down, it's worse!
It's worse!
Please, no. Don't.
Easy, there you go.
You got it.
- Do you have a sedative?
- A sedative? No.
Excuse me, excuse me!
What happened?
- I don't know!
- Where's your mother?
- What happened?
- A misunderstanding.
What do you mean by that?
Do you know
what a misunderstanding is?
You living here,
because you're crazy!
- Watch your words.
- That's a misunderstanding!
- That's my mom. I'll kick your ass.
- Get rid of that filth.
I'm suing you
and pressing criminal charges.
I don't give a rat's ass
what you do.
Ren! What happened?
Take a guess.
The lady asked for a sledgehammer.
I didn't know what for.
She busted all the main pipes.
The electrical wires caught fire.
A disaster!
Loba!
You are the angry one?
You're angry?
I meant to erase the dick from the wall.
It was an accident.
And you respond by tossing me back
at the health center.
Fine, I'm disposable to you.
You're right. I can't reintegrate.
- I can't take this anymore.
- Don't play the victim.
I won't speak to a heart made
of numbers. I'm not in the mood.
What did you say?
You have nothing. You became a...
give me two, give me four, give me six,
let's close at eight.
Even if you scratch and look
for something else, there's nothing.
That's all there is.
- What did you say?
- What you heard.
That I have numbers in my heart?
Yes. And not just that.
You heart is cold
and hard like a stone.
You're quick to give up.
You don't like to fight.
There, is that it?
Will you take me to the health center?
What's wrong with you?
Have you lost your memory?
Did you forget all that we lived together?
The times I had your back?
For ten years I raised Ema on my own.
because of all your problems!
I was always there for you.
I offer you my house
so you get back on your feet,
after six years that we've been apart.
You set the building on fire,
and you say I have numbers in my heart!
Who lost their memory? Who?
Don't you remember the first 12 years
I looked after Ema
because you were at the Stock Market?
You don't remember I was fine
all that time?
And then, you know what?
Yes, it got complicated.
Because I'm a mental patient.
And this isn't news to you!
You knew it all along!
I couldn't be there
because I had problems...
that I wish
I had never had in my entire life.
You didn't raise her on your own,
we both did!
All I did since I met you,
was love you.
Like I had never loved before.
But it doesn't work.
You and me... it's difficult.
I try, but I could never deal with you.
And didn't I love you back?
Do you really think that?
Can't you see the effort I made
my entire life so we could be alright?
Don't you think it's easy being like me.
Don't you think it's pleasant!
It's very difficult
to be with someone like you!
Being me is much more difficult!
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
It's going to be OK.
I promised you.
You're almost there, Loba.
Let's go home.
Wait.
I'm upset.
- No, Loba. Not here.
- No, right?
- Not here, Loba.
- Let me drive.
Please. I need it.
I need to drive, I need...
I need to feel.
I need to drive.
Please, let me drive.
Slow down, Loba.
Please, Loba, slow down a bit.
Easy there.
Please, hit the brakes.
Hit the brakes, Loba, please!
Slow down, Loba.
Loba, Loba...
Come on! Just what I needed.
- Give me a break.
- Relax.
- Right, as if I could.
- Trust me.
My God, why? So unnecessary.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
Lady, do you realize
what you did was crazy?
I do.
- License and registration.
- No, I'm sorry, Captain.
- Officer.
- Right, I'm sorry, Officer, but...
We're dealing with a rather
serious issue here.
My husband has a critical
psychiatric disorder.
I'm taking him
to the mental health center.
Got it. License and registration.
No, you don't understand.
My husband is having an episode!
An episode I tell you.
My cock got cold after combing Cody.
- Excuse me?
- My cock got cold after combing Cody.
Quite a cock on Cody.
The growing wall.
Oh, Cody's cock!
Oh, Cody's cock!
I want Cody's cock!
I want Cody's cock!
- He wants Cody's cock! I have to go.
- You can go, take him.
Go ahead.
Code 6-14, male with...
"Cody's cock."
It wasn't conscious.
I did it without thinking. His face...
I'll never forget that man's face.
- Another important thing.
- You're back?
- Yes.
- What happened?
I'll explain later.
- Why are you laughing?
- We're back with an anecdote!
I wouldn't say it's an anecdote.
- Calm down.
- You won't imagine what your dad did.
Hear me out. You can relax,
tomorrow they're coming to fix this, OK?
I was always relaxed.
Why do you say that?
Honestly, it was a situation. Hello.
Hold on.
Who is Elas?
I took the premium bus.
I traveled for two hours.
I want you to know
that I have an apartment.
If there's trouble with your brother,
you can stay at my place.
I'm not ready to live alone.
I won't need it.
Thanks, Eli.
That's so nice.
It's a really nice touch.
But, why didn't you call?
You came to my house
at 11:00 p.m. just to say that?
Yes.
To say that and for love.
For love?
I know you weren't nice to her.
I can tell you are cold.
Well...
- Tonight was... difficult
- Nice.
So.
I'm off to bed.
We're off to bed. So...
Elas, man, I'll be seeing you,
God knows when.
- Have a good trip.
- Excuse me.
I need to ask you both for something.
I'm really hungry.
I haven't eaten since 10 a.m.
Can I stay over?
- Yes.
- No.
What do you mean "no"? Yes.
This place is cozy, but I don't have
another bedroom. There's no room.
Yes, there is.
He can sleep on the couch.
- It's in the protocol.
- No, it isn't.
- It's in the protocol.
- No, it isn't.
Well, I just added it. It is. There is
no way a stranger is staying here.
I want to stay here.
- It suits me.
- It's settled then.
You're staying here, Elas.
Absolutely.
That's it. Do you know what this is?
Solidarity.
He needs something
you can give him.
- Thanks.
- I'll fix you something to eat.
What is it?
Goodnight.
Goodnight, get some rest.
Here, I know you're sensitive to the cold.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
Breakfast tomorrow?
- Sure, yes.
- Croissants, like before.
- I'll wake you up.
- Get the sweet ones.
- Get some rest.
- Bye, see you tomorrow.
Turbo.
Turbo.
Holy shit!
What the hell is going on?
I have to go.
- Where?
- To the mental health center.
- Why?
- This doesn't suit me.
- Why didn't you leave earlier?
- It suited me.
- You can't just come into my room.
- I apologize, Mr. Turbo.
It's 4:30 a.m.
- You can leave in two or three hours.
- No, Mr. Turbo, I need to go.
I have urgent things to do.
May I have $3.000 so I can go?
Buy dollars.
I'll give you the same price.
OK.
I'll call you later.
Turbo, can we talk?
Just one minute, please.
- I have nothing to say to you.
- I want to level with you.
That's what you want?
Pay me back first.
What Loba said the other day
at the restaurant never happened.
- You didn't phone her?
- I swear not.
My girlfriend is pissed.
She won't answer my calls.
I don't give a rat's arse
about your girlfriend, Baldy.
- Don't you ever call me again.
- Turbo...
Turbo!
Hi.
- Hi, what's up?
- Welcome.
Make yourself comfortable. Come in.
Welcome to my living room.
Cheers.
Cheers.
What's all this?
I've been cooking.
- You cooked?
- Yes. I've been at it since 10:00 a.m.
- Where did you buy this?
- No!
Don't offend me.
I didn't buy this anywhere.
I looked up recipes, the whole thing.
I want to thank you.
I made this for you, because...
you gave me so much
during this time.
You gave me your house.
You gave me affection.
You gave me your support.
You don't stop giving it to me.
Ha, your face.
Come on, take a seat.
What do you want first?
It's all delicious.
All these things...
you say I gave you...
I did it for Ema.
I did it for you.
And also, for me.
That wasn't written anywhere.
Why for you?
Were you eager to see me?
We can't make mistakes.
What would that be for you?
We do...
this...
and it's on.
Always, you and I had great...
chemistry.
Oh, no. Why chemistry? God, no.
No, what happened?
We were always very horny.
I can't believe all that changed.
I leave, come back, and have a guy
that says. "chemistry".
- Alright, I mean...
- Don't say it again.
I like all this.
It...
You're stuttering.
I can't believe this. No.
You're stuttering.
That's so cute.
It's endearing.
Where's the Middle East food?
You know exactly what I mean.
They sent it up on the elevator and
your terrorist wife or ex-wife stole it.
- No, no.
- There's my Middle East food.
- Give it back!
- You can't barge in like that.
- That's mine.
- Mine.
- It's mine.
- It's ours.
- This brek is mine.
- This falafel is mine.
- This roll is mine.
- This fatay is mine. And this too.
This vareniki as well.
You stole it, and I'm reporting you.
Because this building
is full of cameras.
You cunt!
This building has become a disgrace.
It's unbelievable!
Never say hello to me again,
Mr. Martino. Please!
- Rude.
- Insolent.
- Drug addicts.
- Thieves.
- Terrorists.
- Antisemites.
Antisemites.
- Do you have a sedative?
- Stop asking. I don't have any left.
Adriana, please!
What are you doing?
Loba, what did you do?
Let me explain.
I swear I was going to cook.
Really.
I went grocery shopping.
But suddenly,
the elevator door opens and.
Middle East food.
All that food there telling me:
"Grab me, girl".
Like a sort of. miracle,
something heavenly, and...
It was up for grabs.
Give it to me.
- Mom? Dad?
- What happened?
This is so embarrassing.
- Gross.
- This is so embarrassing.
This is so embarrassing.
- It's OK.
- It's not OK, dumbass.
Are you hungry, baby?
Do you want some leftover tabule?
Thanks. I lost my appetite.
Let's go.
Bon appetit, bye.
I can't believe this.
- This is so embarrassing.
- Never mind, it was nothing.
This is so embarrassing.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
It's coming together.
Isn't it? There's still to go.
But it's coming together.
- Did you have breakfast?
- Just this coffee.
Did you?
- I just got up.
- Right.
Loba...
What happened last night...
was very nice.
But I don't want to confuse you,
or myself.
Don't worry.
I don't mean to confuse you.
Don't tiptoe so much around me.
Relax.
Plus, when you're confused,
who knows.
What we can do, if you'd like,
is speed things up.
I can talk to my brother.
and I leave. Easy.
It's not a problem.
I can gather my things and go.
- Am I telling you to go?
- Aren't you? I misunderstood.
- What were you saying?
- I was trying to share with you the...
I can't speak.
I don't know why.
The situation... never mind.
The last thing I want.
What does your brother say
when you talk about the apartment?
Look.
The one thing I need right now
is to be around straightforward people.
I need clarity. Do you want me to leave?
I can leave.
Do you want me to stay? I can stay.
There. No problem. What do you want?
First, I don't want to argue.
I was trying to set the mood...
for conversation.
I don't want to listen to you anymore.
- Good morning
- Hi, sweetie.
- What happened?
- I had an argument with your mom.
Stay with her.
Don't leave her alone.
Bye.
Hello.
- Mom.
- I need to take my pills.
I need to take them.
It's kind of urgent.
Mom?
Mom.
Mom?
- What's wrong?
- Have you seen my pills?
- No, but I'll help you look.
- I have to take them.
I have to take my pills.
It's kind of urgent.
Where did I leave them?
I think around here.
- When did you last take them?
- I don't know. I don't remember.
- Who took them?
- Nobody.
- Who stole them?
- Nobody stole them.
Why did they take them?
Why, knowing that I need to take them?
- I need them.
- Mom.
- Why take them away?
- Mom, calm down.
- Where are they?
- Mom.
- Where did I put them?
- Mom.
- Where did I put them?
- Mom?
Calm down.
I'm right here.
Mom.
Look at me. Listen to me.
I have your prescription on my phone.
I'll run down to the pharmacy
and bring them in 10 minutes, OK?
Okay?
Right. Be right back.
- Honey, what's up?
- Dad, I can't find mom anywhere.
I'm on my way.
- Let's do something.
- What?
- You go that way. I'll go this way, OK?
- Yes.
Has someone called for help?
Do you live around here?
Do you want us to call someone?
- Excuse me.
- Are you alone?
She's with me. Excuse me.
- Let's give her some room.
- Loba.
I'm right here, Loba.
Look at me. I'm right here.
Shall we?
Alright, Andrea,
tell me what happened.
We slept, and...
I forgot to take my medication.
You slept?
OK, we fucked.
And later, when I woke up,
and saw him in bed,
I felt he wanted to wake up alone.
That's what you felt?
That he wanted to wake up alone?
Or that you wanted to wake up alone?
That I did.
Then we had the weirdest conversation.
And... I called my brother. He said he
couldn't help me with the apartment.
Then I went outside...
and that's all I remember.
Is it OK if we call Turbo?
Turbo.
So, what happened, Turbo?
Loba already told you what happened.
But I'd like
to get your side of the story.
I think we made a mistake.
We did something we shouldn't have.
Then, Andrea's perception
is correct.
You had intercourse.
You slept together.
- And you woke up with regret.
- No.
Then why say
"we did something we shouldn't have"?
I mean related to what happened.
I didn't wake up with regret at all.
I did wake up in an emotional state.
I acknowledge I made a mistake.
I woke up...
and I misspoke.
I used a word.
I said something that...
A side comment.
About the brother,
whom I always thought to be an idiot.
I knew he wouldn't give her
the apartment.
I offered to rent an apartment for her.
I told her three times.
She didn't seem to accept.
- He always does this.
- Let me finish.
Since I met him, he does this.
You ask a question,
and he answers something else.
He has trouble with words.
He can't express himself.
He goes on and on,
and you have to interpret.
Sometimes, I can't. Plus, he thinks
money is the solution to everything.
You know what? I don't need
you to rent me an apartment.
My friend Elas
is lending me a house.
These are the things I don't like.
I can't deal with this.
They remind me of things I already lived.
This is scary for me.
Scary? Should we talk about the things
that scare me about you?
Because this here is a 50-year-old guy
who collects toy cars!
Someone address that!
Can we please sit down
and talk some more?
Please.
What does my car collection have to do
with this conversation? I don't get it.
Liliana, when we met,
I told you that I...
would struggle.
All sorts of things happened,
but with these things
related to insanity, I...
- I don't do it on purpose
- I know you don't.
- This is about me, are you listening?
- I just wanted to tell you that.
Fine. When she goes overboard,
when she gets out of control, it hurts me.
Alright, but what do you actually feel?
That you can't control her?
Or that you lose control?
I get very upset.
What I see makes me very sad.
It's very painful not being able to...
be present, help
someone you love.
Or that you loved very much.
That you loved or that you love?
What?
- What?
- She asked you a question.
She's asking us both.
No, she's asking you.
- Me?
- Yes.
You, Turbo. That you loved
or that you love?
You don't stop loving someone
from one day to the next.
These last years,
I lost a lot.
What do you mean?
I lost you.
Good, that's something interesting.
Because when you choose someone,
you choose the whole thing,
including the pretty and the ugly.
I think that maybe, Turbo, you aren't
able to accept Andrea just as she is.
- I do accept her.
- No.
- Yes.
- No, accepting is something else. I...
This is how I am,
and always will be.
What happened to me
could happen again.
And if I am ever with someone,
I would want him to love me,
not in spite of me being Andrea Lobato,
but because I am Andrea Lobato.
But don't worry,
I'll never be able to be with someone.
Absolutely not.
You are both qualified
to be with someone.
But first, you need to let go
of each other.
You need to make room.
Get separated.
We've been separated for six years.
True.
You started to get separated
six years ago.
But today,
you're ending that process.
May I say something else?
Take it from someone
who has given a lot of thought
to relationships and mental health.
Not being able to overcome insanity,
is a big issue.
But so is not being able to enter it.
No, wait.
Wait a second.
Let me check.
I have towels, I have sheets.
I don't have pots, you see?
I can't cook.
- I don't have pots.
- Relax, Elas has everything.
We'll buy whatever is missing.
Aren't you bright.
What I like the most is shopping.
Turbo, I want to tell you
how thankful I am.
You were generous and loving.
And you looked after me
in every possible way.
You were away
when that's what I needed,
and nearby for urgent matters.
You looked after me,
and took care of what's most important
to me: our daughter Ema.
You opened the doors to your home
and your heart to me.
You were patient,
but also firm.
I know you and Ema,
will always be nearby.
I will be nearby as well.
The best is yet to come for me,
and I know for you too.
- So?
- Great, look.
I'm writing a rock song in honor
of the jaguar, that's endangered.
I didn't know it was endangered.
Alright, a round of applause!
Well done!
- But who made all this?
- The Bird did.
- I'd like to make a toast.
- Yes, Mr. Turbo.
- I would like to.
- No, what would you like?
Let him speak, Loba.
- I know him. He likes to say words.
- Mom, he's lending you his house.
- I won't speak if you don't want me to.
- We know what you'll say.
- That you love me.
- I won't say that.
- Alright. What is it then?
- I love you, Loba.
I'm not so good with words.
But I want to thank you
for the marvelous work
you do at the health center.
To you, Liliana, congratulations.
To you, kiddo.
I know all that you went through.
All that you did to make this work.
I love you.
I love you too.
I am very proud
of the daughter we raised together.
I care greatly about you,
and I wish you the best.
Excuse me,
I'd like to say two things.
- Yes.
- I didn't believe you.
You lacked truth, honesty, heart.
- It didn't move me.
- OK.
But, fair's fair,
I must thank you for all that you did
for my loved one.
And, Andrea,
you know I love you very much.
I am very happy
that you're returning to society.
Alright.
Let's wrap up this bullshit.
I think that what I'll be looking for,
from now on,
is balance.
To be able to balance things,
like everybody does.
Although, sometimes, I struggle
a bit more than most people.
Ultimately, that's the point.
Isn't it? To balance things.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
Cheers.
Bird, cut the pizzas.
Come on, let's go.
Careful, two of the boxes
are very fragile.
- Be careful.
- Yes, careful with that box.
Yes, be careful with that one.
It's done.
- I'll take Boner.
- OK.
- Excuse me.
- Yes, of course.
- I'll come at 8:30 p.m. so we cook, OK?
- Yes, honey.
I love you, see you later.
- Bye, honey, I'll call you later.
- Alright.
- What?
- What?
I don't know.
Is there something you want to tell me?
I wanted to thank you
for what we experienced
with Ema this whole time.
It was good to me.
- If you need me, I'm here for you.
- I know.
I want to tell you something too.
Thank you for the help,
thank you for the love.
Today the best begins,
like a rising dove.
To this I must succumb.
I feel so dumb. But I am not numb.
If you're tired, if you're in shock,
just stop by and give me your cock.
Alright, there we go.
Alright.
FAST TITLES MEDIA
- I always do.
- Just a bit.
- I can't.
- I'm short.
- What a crybaby.
- Just a tad.
- No tads.
- Please.
- Don't ask me that.
- Do a better price.
- I always do.
- I always buy from you.
- Enough!
- Come on.
- You're a pain in the ass.
- Get out of here.
- Alright.
- Hello. No, it's too early.
- Ask Turbo to do 3.5.
- I will.
- I bring money every month.
- Let's talk later.
- Juancho, listen.
Let's talk later,
I'll tell you everything. Not now.
If you leave it for 3 months,
I'll give you 4.
5? Get out of here.
Where can you get 5?
Let's talk tonight. Bye.
- How are you?
- OK, and you?
Marta is busting my balls.
She wants 3.5.
Fine, give it to her. Do me a favor.
Call Baldy, and ask him
when he'll pay me back.
- Do I have to call him?
- I'm asking as a favor.
Leaving already?
If I tell you where I'm going,
you won't believe me.
As you well know, modern psychiatry
leans towards the discharge.
I can't talk right now.
The markets are in turmoil.
If you can get 6, take it.
I apologize.
No problem.
I consider Andrea fit to leave.
But since she has no family network,
the only thing I can think of
is that she goes through
a sort of passage
between staying with us
and reintegrating into society
with you in your home.
It would only be for one month.
I believe her housing is not an issue,
her brother has a place,
and there are some savings, right?
Yes, maybe.
Ema told me about your plan.
I don't consider myself.
How shall I say this.
the one to carry out this plan.
I'm going through a sensitive
moment in life, with a lot of...
Just a second, please.
I can't talk right now.
I'll call you in 17 minutes.
- Like this, communication is hard.
- With all due respect, doctor.
Not for two hours would I take her,
a month is unthinkable.
Do you think it's healthy,
therapeutically speaking,
that she comes live with me,
her ex-husband?
We separated six years ago.
I haven't seen her in three.
My relationship with her was very.
I don't want to have another relapse.
Look, Turbo, we aren't here to consider
what's perfect or ideal.
We are considering what's possible.
For her to be in a familiar place,
with her loved ones, her daughter,
the person she loves the most.
For her, at present, that's pure gold.
It's 30 days. That's it.
Does she punctuate?
Excuse me?
When she speaks,
does she punctuate?
Yes, I would say she does.
- What's her state?
- I don't understand.
I'm sorry, I mean.
what's the diagnosis?
Oh, the diagnosis.
I don't care much for diagnoses.
But if you need to give it a name,
I would say Andrea
has a psychotic structure
with mood swings.
That's what some would call
a schizoaffective structure,
which has a complex symptomatology.
It entails metonymic drift,
hypersexuality when she's upset,
a lack of adaptation.
And you want me to take her home?
Sorry, it's complicated.
Rest assured she would leave from here
with the proper medicine
and with your emotional support.
I know it's been three years
since you last saw her.
Do you want to see her now?
Loba?
Turbo.
- You came.
- Ema told me.
- Oh, Ema.
- How are you?
Great.
Did your psychiatrist
tell you the plan?
Yes.
I like it. It sounds good.
I'm all for it.
I don't know if I can do it.
I have to think it through.
That's OK. I agree.
- I was told you're doing much better.
- I am better.
I am so happy for you, Loba.
I know.
What's in that notebook?
Songs. I'm almost no longer violent.
Want coffee?
Ema said you quit smoking.
That's great. I'm so happy. Congrats.
I agree, think this over.
It's a crazy idea. I too would hesitate.
It's also scary for me.
But above all, I want to thank you
so much for having come here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm going to do things right.
I shouldn't be intense or dramatic,
and I shouldn't drone on about myself.
Tough job.
We'll be in touch.
May I ask you for a hug?
Not to be intense,
but I haven't seen you in three or four
years. By the way, boy you got old.
I agree you should think this over.
I wrote a stanza about fearing
the outside, but I'll overcome it.
Above all, I want to thank you so much
for coming.
If you won't hug me, I get it.
I just want to thank you... for coming.
Of course I'll give you a hug.
There we go, Lobita.
We're OK.
We'll be in touch.
I don't know if I'm capable.
I don't think it's a good call.
- You don't think it's a good call.
- Please, don't cry.
And it's a bad call if I cry.
- Understand this is hard for me.
- No, I don't understand you!
For three years I alone looked after mom.
I never asked for a thing.
I am just asking for 30 days.
Ema.
- Ema!
- What? What do you want?
I think your plans for your mom are great.
Let's see how you feel about this.
She can come here
as long as she needs.
I'll go somewhere else.
You understood nothing.
You told me even if you are split up,
we are still a family.
Don't worry.
I'll take care of mom.
Seeing Ema like this breaks my heart.
Come on, don't kid yourself, bullshitter.
- I knew I shouldn't tell you.
- But you told me. Why would you do it?
- For Ema, she's her mom.
- Come on, why would you do it?
I have a spare bedroom,
she can have it.
I love Loba.
But things will get messy.
- The dollar is going up.
- Raise it two bucks.
She has no one in her life.
Her remaining family is a disaster.
Dollar, exchange, Real, exchange.
What are you doing here?
30 days.
Not one more...
not one less.
Thanks, dad. Thank you.
I know you're doing this for me,
but it'll be good for you too.
- How did it go?
- Fine. All good.
30 NIGHTS WITH MY EX
No, don't come near me.
I don't want to get emotional
or speak in public.
- It's OK.
- We'll miss you.
- We love you. Stay one more day.
- Where are you going?
Well, that's alright.
Say what you feel.
I feel...
- Whatever I feel?
- Yes.
I feel a lot of love for you, Liliana.
- I also love you very much, Loba.
- I also love you.
You, I don't love, I never did.
Oh well, sometimes it happens.
I don't love you either.
And... I feel a lot of.
- I love you tons, Elas.
- I love you too, Loba.
Every day that goes by,
I'll miss you more.
Come, I want to talk to you.
Easy now.
- What happened?
- Nothing happened.
- Why is she crying?
- She's touched.
She's saying goodbye to people
that was with her all this time.
It's natural to cry, it's healthy.
These are the situations that...
overwhelm me a bit.
But what is it that scares you?
Her crying?
- No. All situations scare me.
- You need to make a choice.
Either you take her or you leave her.
I love you, Loba.
I'm sorry for crying. It's just that...
these are tough situations to handle.
These people are rooted inside of me.
What's going on?
- Shall we?
- Yes, let's go.
Be helpful.
Loba.
What's up, Turbo? Listen to what I just
found out. Baldy went to Cancun.
Get off the phone,
you son of a bitch!
What's your fucking problem with bitches
and sons, you sexist asshole?
You dickless nimrod!
You dickless fatherfucker!
They have quite a fixation
with prostitution and sons.
Unbelievable.
- It's just a figure of speech, Loba.
- An irritating figure of speech.
Besides, he was right.
You're driving, looking at your phone.
You didn't check your mirrors, not once.
You're all the time
thinking about something else.
Come on, let's go.
Come on...
Don't worry,
it's half a block from here.
Come here!
Hi, mom.
Hi.
- Come in.
- Welcome, mom.
Come in, Loba, come in.
- You're still going with the toy cars.
- Sorry?
I'll take her stuff to the bedroom.
How long have you lived here?
Since you went to Tibet, remember?
Right, Tibet, the Lamas.
How could I forget?
Easy there.
Holy shit! Don't do that to me.
Come on, Loba, leave it there.
You fell for it.
Come, I'll show you the bedroom.
- This way?
- Yes.
Come in, Loba, come in.
Come on in.
This is where I'm sleeping?
Yes. Ema set it up
so you'll be comfortable. Why?
If you come to my place,
you get the main bedroom. But fine.
Loba...
- I'm kidding.
- OK, settle in, and...
- See you later.
- Yes, thank you.
You're welcome.
Something I've been thinking about.
This is so your reintegration
into this house
can be as pleasant as possible.
- Read it.
- What is it?
A cohabitation protocol.
Things you cannot do in this apartment.
If you will be so kind.
- "No disturbing noises". Weird.
- That's very important.
"No breaking or throwing stuff".
Why would I?
Who do you think I am?
Why would I do that?
It's just a guideline.
Don't take it literally.
It is very important though.
If you'd like,
you can put it here,
and you check it out.
What do you think?
- Alright.
- Alright
Make yourself at home...
and we'll eat, OK?
Yes. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Tell it right.
She was little, six years-old,
but it was a school ceremony.
Poor thing.
You sang so beautifully,
that when it ended,
I couldn't believe it,
"Applause!" I said.
And I told you "again, again!"
I was in first grade, mom.
I felt mortified.
- The whole elementary bullied me.
- Do you know why?
Out of envy,
because you have a great voice.
You just haven't ventured
into the pornotenths, like me.
What are pornotenths?
Ten-verse stanzas
with a peculiar rhyme.
Elas makes the music,
and I sing them.
- I adore rhyming vulgarities.
- Pornotenths?
Easy, I won't say any.
I shouldn't be intense,
talk much about myself,
or say every word I see.
I'm OK.
I'd like to make a toast...
for you, kid,
you cooked for us.
Ema, this is so good. Thank you!
For you, Loba.
And for Liliana's requirement.
You will resume your life.
And in a month,
you'll be living on your own.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
I don't know
if I want to live on my own.
Anyways, don't worry,
I'll be there with you.
How's work, Turbo?
Ok?
Yes, fine. I work from nine
to six every day.
- You have no idea, he's so stressed.
- He was always stressed.
But I had a method, back then,
for stopping that turbine.
I'm not sure I want to know
about that method.
You're grown up,
you can hear about it.
- It was called "The turblow".
- No, well.
And there was another one
that went further, the mastur.
Ok. Alright, that's it,
dinner's over.
Mom, I have lots of clothes
that will really suit you.
They're over there.
Will you try them on? They're vintage.
Why? I brought
lots of clothes.
Because you'll look pretty.
Just being here with you for a bit
makes me so happy.
I'm also happy you're here.
- I really missed you, you know?
- Yes, I know.
- You look pretty. Very pretty. Really.
- You think?
Yes!
Mom, please, I want dad to hear
a pornotenth.
- No, you don't.
- Come on, please.
No, I don't. To me, the word
"pornotenth" kind of. Pass a knife.
He was always very prudish.
- I'm not prudish.
- You're very prudish.
For you, curse words
can only be said between dudes.
Don't belittle my pornotenths, Liliana
says they can be a job opportunity.
Besides, that's how I express myself.
A lot goes into them.
And I can also do normal rhymes.
Since I have you both here with me,
I want to tell you I have a boyfriend.
What is he like?
He's a chef.
Well, almost. He's studying.
He's working at his uncle's restaurant.
He's great.
How could you not tell me?
- I'm telling you now, dad.
- What's his name?
They call him The Bird.
Don't start with the jokes, OK?
- You didn't even let me speak.
- Because I know you.
You said "The Bird",
but what's his name?
I can't believe this.
Why are you crying? Easy there.
She's dating, not getting married.
It's not that.
The flan made me cry.
This is amazing.
This flan is amazing. I...
I want to thank you for the effort
you'll make these 40 days.
Thirty days.
- What did I say?
- Forty.
- Well, shall we take a family photo?
- Yes, sure.
- Mom?
- Yes!
Come closer.
Again from the top.
Let's hit it!
Mental problem.
I harm those who love me.
I'm a harmful nut
because I do everything wrong.
Mental is my problem,
and to those who don't love me,
and to those who fear me,
I send this ultra enema!
Loba! Please, turn that off!
Did you ask Ema for permission?
- Come over here.
- What are you doing?
Come here.
I'm rehearsing with my band.
What band?
- Them.
- The neighborhood freaks.
- Did you look at the time?
- No, what time is it?
- It's 3:00 a.m.
- I can't believe it. Time flew by.
It's late.
Just a second, excuse me.
Did you read the protocol I gave you?
No, I didn't have the time.
But I will.
- Article 5 states.
- Is he a lawyer?
No disturbing noises.
This isn't a disturbing noise.
- It's a song we're making.
- Not at this time.
- Let me introduce them.
- I don't want to meet anybody.
Tito, Eli, Rober, Marce, Vale,
this is Turbo, Ema's dad.
Hello, Turbo. He's so cute.
Say hello.
What are you? A doll?
Move your hand.
- Yeah, that's weird.
- No, right.
There you go.
- Dear friends from the health center.
- Is he a friend of yours?
Good evening to you.
- Hello.
- Hi.
In view of the time,
this event is hereby ended.
Thank you very much.
What do you mean "ended"
if we just begun?
- I got an early rise.
- We did one stanza. Only these to go.
- One more hour.
- One hour? It's almost 4:00 a.m.
That's it. Only this to go!
- Motherfucker.
- No, fatherfucker!
Loba?
- Who comes nagging at this hour?
- Loba, stay.
What's going on, Mr. Martino?
Look at poor Cherry!
He has a heart condition.
Also, 3:00 a.m. is no time for a party.
I am so sorry.
In a minute it will be solved.
- Hi, is everything OK?
- You must be the unhinged little singer.
- Why little?
- Did I say little?
- I think I heard "little singer".
- I said that?
Alright, Adriana, Loba, come on.
In 52 seconds, this will be solved.
The thing is, Sr. Martino, we wake up
at 7 a.m., we are working people.
Also, aren't you old for being raucous
at this hour?
Honestly, please. At this hour,
a grown man, it's hard to believe.
I'm asking you, please!
I am so very sorry.
Goodnight, Adriana.
- Esteban.
- Goodnight.
Adriana... a misunderstanding.
Won't happen again.
Crazy people.
- Quite a nasty energy they left.
- Loba.
I would like
for your stay in this apartment...
to be good for everyone.
Yes, I'd like that too.
Read the protocol.
- It's nothing.
- You're right.
- In this building, I live with neighbors.
- Neighbors.
We live together. You can't sing
at 3 a.m. because people get mad.
Perfect, got it.
- Sorry, sorry.
- Please.
What's going on?
Come.
Come here, say goodbye.
- Loba, I don't want to say bye.
- Say goodbye to whom?
To my family.
What do you mean "to whom"?
Tito, Rober, Eli, Marce, Vale,
we have to say goodbye.
I'll explain later.
Say goodbye.
Where are you going?
Jorge, Cacho, Nacha, Maca.
goodnight.
Who?
- He forgot all the names.
- Who's Jorge?
- OK, bye.
- Goodnight.
Bye, you turd.
OK, sorry.
So, tomorrow, at the same time.
- Not at the same time.
- No. We'll talk about it later.
- At the same time.
- Which is it then?
- Bye, Loba.
- Kisses, bye.
We love.
I always remember the first time we came
to the museum to look at this painting.
I was five. You pulled me from
kindergarten and brought me here.
Then we went for a hot cocoa with Bay
Biscuit where grandma used to take you.
Of course, the museum and Bay Biscuit
ritual was your grandmothers.
Looking at this painting
really soothes me. I don't know why.
I think that's why I came every year.
Well, until...
It soothes me too.
I could look at it for hours.
I came several times without you.
And I want to go for a hot cocoa.
- With Bay Biscuit.
- Yeah.
Let's go.
I was thinking of going on a trip
with The Bird, you know?
Visit the North. Explore Salta,
Tucumn, Jujuy. It'd be great, right?
Take the bike and be on our way.
Then we could go up
to Machu Picchu, Peru, Bolivia,
the North is so beautiful.
Mom!
- Mom, what are you doing?
- Let me.
God, I can't believe this.
People will throw anything.
- They're crazy.
- Mom, please, come down.
- I can use this!
- What for?
Take it, we're carrying
several things.
Home?
What for?
Wait. Mom.
What is it?
Mom!
If you leave it with me
for three more months,
I can get you 4% with that money.
Hi, how are you?
- Not much more.
- Hi.
You know why? The situation...
Just a second.
What the hell is this?
Ema?
In two seconds I clean
and take this away.
Loba, what's all this stuff?
Wonders I found on the street,
we are cleaning them up.
When it's all clean,
we'll store it somewhere in this house.
There's little room for my stuff,
but don't worry, I'll put it away.
Why did you bring a urinal?
For an intervention.
A used urinal?
Why a urinal?
Why bring a urinal to this house?
It's in the protocol!
It is not.
- It is.
- No, it is not.
- Order is in the protocol!
- It's not in the protocol!
Check the protocol.
Fuck!
What's that?
- What's that?
- Another wonder.
- I'm not talking to you anymore. Ema.
- I...
We're getting rid of all these things,
including the dog.
Poor thing, he's overwhelmed.
Makes me sad.
This is disgusting.
Where did you get that from? Out!
- Mistreat him and I'll report you.
- Look at what he did.
Poop, it's just poop.
Don't you poop?
- Yes, but.
- Well, he poops too.
Let's see. Scooch over, Boner.
- What did you call it?
- Boner.
- Look at the package on him. Stunning.
- Jeez, what did you feed him?
Empanada.
- You fed a dog anempanada ?
- Don't you eat them?
I give him anempanada .
A stray dog will eat anything.
- I'm going to be sick. Ema, take him or.
- I'll take him.
- The stench! Throw it out.
- The Bird will take him.
What bird?
- What bird? The boyfriend.
- The Bird!
You don't know who that is? You need
to listen. Learn to be a better father.
You're telling me
how to be a better father?
- Alright.
- Please, Loba, throw it away.
The Bird told me he wants to meet you.
We could have dinner tonight
at the restaurant where he works.
- Let me see. If I can, no probl.
- Great. Let's do it.
- I told you, if I can.
- Yes!
I'll send the address.
See you there at 8:30 p.m.
I'm taking the dog.
You're off to the supermarket.
- Yes, I'm going to the supermarket.
- Right, bye.
- I'm going out.
- Let's go.
- Where?
- The supermarket.
- No, I'm going alone.
- Why?
It's just a minute. I'll be in and out.
But I need to go out on the street.
I need to see people.
I have to get reintegrated.
Juan, what happened?
Sorry?
No, that money is not for a deposit.
Don't do anything.
Daughter, be careful!
Are you OK, Loba?
Yes.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How are you doing?
- Alright.
Glad to hear that.
Hi there.
- Hello.
- How are you doing?
- Fine.
- Hello.
I didn't introduce myself
the other day. I'm Adriana.
How are you?
Your name?
Andrea Lobato.
But they call me The Loba.
- Loba.
- The Loba.
I'm sorry about the other night.
I apologize.
- Water under the bridge.
- Please, forget about it.
Are you and Loba dating?
No, she's. Ema's mom.
What is it?
I hadn't understood.
Now I do, and...
count on me
for anything you may need.
Really, just ring my bell,
I'm there for you.
Sorry, I'm not following.
What would I need?
- I don't need a thing.
- I talked to Ema.
We know what you went through.
- I'm here for you.
- And what do you do for a living?
- I'm a sex worker.
- Excuse me?
Commonly known as prostitute.
I'll sometimes make an appearance
in a porn movie.
But only occasionally.
If it comes up.
I thought you sang,
since I heard you singing the other day.
You were right, I do sing.
But only as a throat opening exercise,
because my trade is fellatio.
- So what I do is.
- No, don't do that.
- You're absolutely vulgar!
- Loba, please.
Do you practice fellatio?
Because if you do, you can ring my bell,
and I'll give you some tips.
They're very easy exercises
you can do at home.
- There are limits, you know?
- I am so sorry.
How could you say that?
What the hell are you laughing at?
- What you did was very violent.
- No, violent is something different.
It's someone looking at you and going
"Oh, oh, oh". That's violent.
You know what?
When I sense people pity me,
I struggle a lot.
Tonight is a very important night
for you and me.
We are meeting Ema's boyfriend.
She wants us to be on time.
We'll leave from home...
at 8:00 p.m.
Sharp.
- Perfect.
- Sharp.
Loba.
What time is it?
- Eight.
- No. Two past eight.
What is it? Am I not OK?
Why are you scanning me?
I can change clothes.
Tell me and I'll get changed.
No, no, you look... stunning.
- But...
- Yes?
Don't take it to heart,
just a suggestion.
- Sure, feel free to speak.
- For me...
Tone down the lips.
Absolutely! It's too much.
- May I?
- Yes.
I'm so nervous.
I'm very afraid of messing this up.
Will you help me?
Of course.
Look, relax.
Let's do this if you'd like.
If you say something out of line,
I'll look at you,
and do this.
- Then you.
- Excellent, perfect.
- Is that OK?
- Yes.
It's an important night.
Shall we?
- Relax, mom. You look cute.
- Thanks, love.
- You look great, Loba.
- Thanks, love.
- He got pale.
- Here he comes.
- Dad.
- What?
- Watch it.
- I said nothing.
- Hi, how are you doing?
- Hello.
Ariel, nice to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, Loba.
Hi, sweetie.
I want you to know it's a pleasure
for me to have you here,
and finally meet you.
It's our pleasure,
and we really appreciate the invitation.
- Sorry, what does your t-shirt say?
- "Lubricate with margarine".
I love it.
I want one too.
Really? There's more.
We make them at the medical center.
I have a bunch. One reads
"Better crooked than soft".
Another one, I think my favorite, goes
"Stop by and plant the parsnip".
"If you're reading this, blow me",
"If you're reading this, lick it",
"If you're reading this, kiss it".
The sentence is the same,
the ending changes.
That's so crazy.
I love your mom.
She's so funny with the t-shirts.
- See?
- Really.
I also think you're great, really.
You make a great couple.
You must have terrific sex!
- The check please! Screw this.
- What do you mean "the check"?
This will only get worse.
Get the check.
- Sit down.
- Dad, sit down.
Why don't you decide on a wine
and starter?
I'm in charge of the kitchen,
so I'll be busy.
- But whatever you need, just tell me.
- Very kind.
- Be right back.
- Thank you so much, very kind.
Very kind.
He's a beautiful person, you know?
Lovely.
- What is it?
- What did you say?
- Calm down, mom.
- Kiss it, blow me, lick it.
Come on. Behave in front of Ema.
You'll scare The Bird away.
They're the t-shirts we make.
I said it with love.
- I gave you the signal. Like this.
- You did?
- Three times.
- I didn't see you!
I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.
- It's OK, mom.
- I'm really sorry.
- Remember we talked about this?
- I'll be quiet for the rest of the night.
I'll be invisible.
Invisible.
What?
Don't look.
Turn around!
- What is it?
- Baldy is here.
- Who?
- Baldy.
He borrowed money from the company,
as a friend. and never paid me back.
Why would he?
He was never your friend.
Baldy there was never your friend.
I hate him!
- No, please.
- Mom, calm down.
- Loba, don't make a scene.
- No.
This night is about Ema and The Bird.
- Ema and her boyfriend.
- Ema and her boyfriend. Let's behave.
Yes.
We'll order some food,
and have a quiet evening.
- Alright?
- Yes.
Thank you so much. Do you have
an uncle to introduce me to?
I'll call you later. Bye.
- Bye, see you.
- Mom.
Very important.
We walk past Baldy.
and ignore him.
- Okay.
- Yes.
One, two, three.
Turbo...
I know you've been looking for me,
I was wrong.
I had problems,
but I'll pay you back.
Funny we should meet at a restaurant
for you to tell me that you'll pay me back
what you owe me.
- Hi, Ema.
- Hi.
Hi, Loba. What a surprise.
The same surprise the family had
on account of your fuck-up with Turbo.
Okay.
- Why do you laugh, dear?
- No, I wasn't laughing.
I could swear you were laughing.
What's your name?
- Vanina.
- Vanina!
And you're with him,
a dickless hyena?
- Don't.
- I don't get it.
- Don't you dare disrespect her.
- Who are you talking to?
Excuse me, just a second.
Don't I dare what, Baldy?
- Loba, come.
- Don't I dare what?
Wasn't it enough wanting to bone me
for 15 years?
And now I find out
you scammed Turbo for 20k?
When we both know
the day after we broke up,
you called me and asked me out.
Remember?
Not even a week did you wait!
No, no.
- No, no.
- Is that true?
Absolutely false.
Why do you ask him?
Ask me!
Fifteen years wanting to bone me.
Fifteen damn years wanting
to screw me, you limp dick!
- There's a fucker in the room, people!
- Mom!
With that pencil dick of a face
and Neanderthal backward thinking.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight, enjoy your meal.
Goodnight.
- Well.
- Well.
- I'm off to bed.
- Oh, yes.
- Get some rest. Goodnight.
- Sleep tight, honey.
Loba.
- Can we talk for a minute?
- Now?
- Yes, now.
- No, please. I'm so tired.
- It's just a minute.
- Look, I can't keep my eyes open.
- Please.
- Look at my poor face.
Loba,
I need your undivided attention.
Do you remember what we said
during dinner?
That night was about Ema and...
- The Bird?
- And what happened immediately after?
All hell broke loose with Baldy.
Because you stopped.
We passed by, he said "Hello",
and you stopped.
Maybe if you hadn't stopped,
I would have said nothing.
And what you said before?
How could you tell our baby and The Bird
that they must have terrific sex?
- What baby?
- Our baby, our daughter.
- Ema is 20 years old, Turbo.
- Fine, but...
They must have terrific sex.
I don't know what connotation
the word "sex" has to you.
For me, it's an act of love, of freedom.
It grew.
- What grew?
- That penis.
- Which penis?
- That one on the wall.
- Which penis?
- The penis.
Which penis?
It's not a penis.
Focus, please. There's no penis
in this house. There's no other penis.
It's just a stain I've had for a while.
Round, circular.
Exactly! And inside the circle?
A dick.
That dick growing there
is bad for me.
- That needs to get fixed.
- Loba, I am begging you.
No scenes in public.
It's bad for me.
At the supermarket, at the restaurant.
I get all sweaty.
OK, I'm sorry. Got it.
If you get that way, no.
I'm really sorry, I won't do it anymore.
The thing is...
I was so excited to meet
my daughter's boyfriend.
When I get excited,
I get very nervous.
And when I get very nervous,
I talk and say things I shouldn't.
But that's it, I got it.
I won't do it anymore.
- Sorry.
- Please.
- Sorry.
- Please.
This will turn out... fine, Loba.
I promise.
You'll get reintegrated,
and resume a normal life.
I hope.
That's it?
- What do you mean?
- That's it?
This?
- Yes, that's it.
- Great, thanks.
I'm off to bed.
- Loba.
- How are you?
Fine. Why? What happened?
I'm very upset.
- Easy, Loba, get some rest.
- Really, very upset.
I get it, it was a difficult night
for us all. Get some rest.
Can I ask for a favor?
Don't take it the wrong way.
What do you need?
Can you tell me three filthy things?
- Can I what?
- That...
Three really filthy things.
With that I think I'll be able to sleep.
Hello? Are you there?
Where is this conversation going?
Let's see, I'll help you.
For example.
It helps me if you say
"You've got such a pretty mouth".
Or...
"What a nice voice you have".
That's good too.
And if you're up to it
and take it a bit further,
you can say
"What a beautiful pair of tits".
With that, I'll sleep like an angel.
Come on.
Goodnight, Loba.
- I'm asking as a human being.
- Goodnight, Loba.
It's just that I'm very upset.
Goodnight, Loba.
Goodnight.
"Sometimes I even witness
torture sessions,"
"where they kindly teach
the nuts how to function."
"I think very few know
how to approach madness."
- What you wrote is very beautiful.
- Shut up.
Do you get me?
I do.
But do you feel you get mi sensitivity
or that you inherited your dad's heart?
Mom!
What?
- You see this stain, right?
- I do.
And you don't see a penis?
No.
- But you see the stain is growing.
- Yes, it's growing.
Yes, it's growing.
Along with the dick that's inside it.
And that's upsetting me. So I need a tool.
And I think you can help me.
- No, no.
- There's a punctured pipe back here.
- I can fix this.
- Mom, no!
I have to go, I'll be back in two hours.
We'll see it then, OK?
Watch it.
- Ren, how are you?
- Miss, how do you do?
- Fine. I'm looking for something.
- Yes?
I hope you can help: a sledgehammer.
A sledgehammer. Sure.
I have several, in different sizes.
Any will work.
Perfect, come with me,
and pick your choice.
How's the living together going?
You know Loba, she's like a seesaw.
But when she's ok...
I'm hopeful.
You're hopeful?
About what?
Hopeful...
because she's doing well.
You two kissed.
- Come on.
- You kissed!
You still have a thing for her.
This again?
Come on.
You never got another partner.
Easy. You worry about your life,
your wife, your kids.
I'll worry about my life.
I have my vacations planned.
I'll be gone for a month.
- How long?
- I told you already, come on.
- Hi, honey, what is it?
- Where are you, dad?
At the bar, near home. Why?
You're near?
How fast can you get there?
What happened?
Look out the window.
What...
- I'll call you later!
- What happened?
Focus!
Please, focus.
Slowly.
Don't look down, it's worse!
It's worse!
Please, no. Don't.
Easy, there you go.
You got it.
- Do you have a sedative?
- A sedative? No.
Excuse me, excuse me!
What happened?
- I don't know!
- Where's your mother?
- What happened?
- A misunderstanding.
What do you mean by that?
Do you know
what a misunderstanding is?
You living here,
because you're crazy!
- Watch your words.
- That's a misunderstanding!
- That's my mom. I'll kick your ass.
- Get rid of that filth.
I'm suing you
and pressing criminal charges.
I don't give a rat's ass
what you do.
Ren! What happened?
Take a guess.
The lady asked for a sledgehammer.
I didn't know what for.
She busted all the main pipes.
The electrical wires caught fire.
A disaster!
Loba!
You are the angry one?
You're angry?
I meant to erase the dick from the wall.
It was an accident.
And you respond by tossing me back
at the health center.
Fine, I'm disposable to you.
You're right. I can't reintegrate.
- I can't take this anymore.
- Don't play the victim.
I won't speak to a heart made
of numbers. I'm not in the mood.
What did you say?
You have nothing. You became a...
give me two, give me four, give me six,
let's close at eight.
Even if you scratch and look
for something else, there's nothing.
That's all there is.
- What did you say?
- What you heard.
That I have numbers in my heart?
Yes. And not just that.
You heart is cold
and hard like a stone.
You're quick to give up.
You don't like to fight.
There, is that it?
Will you take me to the health center?
What's wrong with you?
Have you lost your memory?
Did you forget all that we lived together?
The times I had your back?
For ten years I raised Ema on my own.
because of all your problems!
I was always there for you.
I offer you my house
so you get back on your feet,
after six years that we've been apart.
You set the building on fire,
and you say I have numbers in my heart!
Who lost their memory? Who?
Don't you remember the first 12 years
I looked after Ema
because you were at the Stock Market?
You don't remember I was fine
all that time?
And then, you know what?
Yes, it got complicated.
Because I'm a mental patient.
And this isn't news to you!
You knew it all along!
I couldn't be there
because I had problems...
that I wish
I had never had in my entire life.
You didn't raise her on your own,
we both did!
All I did since I met you,
was love you.
Like I had never loved before.
But it doesn't work.
You and me... it's difficult.
I try, but I could never deal with you.
And didn't I love you back?
Do you really think that?
Can't you see the effort I made
my entire life so we could be alright?
Don't you think it's easy being like me.
Don't you think it's pleasant!
It's very difficult
to be with someone like you!
Being me is much more difficult!
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
It's going to be OK.
I promised you.
You're almost there, Loba.
Let's go home.
Wait.
I'm upset.
- No, Loba. Not here.
- No, right?
- Not here, Loba.
- Let me drive.
Please. I need it.
I need to drive, I need...
I need to feel.
I need to drive.
Please, let me drive.
Slow down, Loba.
Please, Loba, slow down a bit.
Easy there.
Please, hit the brakes.
Hit the brakes, Loba, please!
Slow down, Loba.
Loba, Loba...
Come on! Just what I needed.
- Give me a break.
- Relax.
- Right, as if I could.
- Trust me.
My God, why? So unnecessary.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
Lady, do you realize
what you did was crazy?
I do.
- License and registration.
- No, I'm sorry, Captain.
- Officer.
- Right, I'm sorry, Officer, but...
We're dealing with a rather
serious issue here.
My husband has a critical
psychiatric disorder.
I'm taking him
to the mental health center.
Got it. License and registration.
No, you don't understand.
My husband is having an episode!
An episode I tell you.
My cock got cold after combing Cody.
- Excuse me?
- My cock got cold after combing Cody.
Quite a cock on Cody.
The growing wall.
Oh, Cody's cock!
Oh, Cody's cock!
I want Cody's cock!
I want Cody's cock!
- He wants Cody's cock! I have to go.
- You can go, take him.
Go ahead.
Code 6-14, male with...
"Cody's cock."
It wasn't conscious.
I did it without thinking. His face...
I'll never forget that man's face.
- Another important thing.
- You're back?
- Yes.
- What happened?
I'll explain later.
- Why are you laughing?
- We're back with an anecdote!
I wouldn't say it's an anecdote.
- Calm down.
- You won't imagine what your dad did.
Hear me out. You can relax,
tomorrow they're coming to fix this, OK?
I was always relaxed.
Why do you say that?
Honestly, it was a situation. Hello.
Hold on.
Who is Elas?
I took the premium bus.
I traveled for two hours.
I want you to know
that I have an apartment.
If there's trouble with your brother,
you can stay at my place.
I'm not ready to live alone.
I won't need it.
Thanks, Eli.
That's so nice.
It's a really nice touch.
But, why didn't you call?
You came to my house
at 11:00 p.m. just to say that?
Yes.
To say that and for love.
For love?
I know you weren't nice to her.
I can tell you are cold.
Well...
- Tonight was... difficult
- Nice.
So.
I'm off to bed.
We're off to bed. So...
Elas, man, I'll be seeing you,
God knows when.
- Have a good trip.
- Excuse me.
I need to ask you both for something.
I'm really hungry.
I haven't eaten since 10 a.m.
Can I stay over?
- Yes.
- No.
What do you mean "no"? Yes.
This place is cozy, but I don't have
another bedroom. There's no room.
Yes, there is.
He can sleep on the couch.
- It's in the protocol.
- No, it isn't.
- It's in the protocol.
- No, it isn't.
Well, I just added it. It is. There is
no way a stranger is staying here.
I want to stay here.
- It suits me.
- It's settled then.
You're staying here, Elas.
Absolutely.
That's it. Do you know what this is?
Solidarity.
He needs something
you can give him.
- Thanks.
- I'll fix you something to eat.
What is it?
Goodnight.
Goodnight, get some rest.
Here, I know you're sensitive to the cold.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
Breakfast tomorrow?
- Sure, yes.
- Croissants, like before.
- I'll wake you up.
- Get the sweet ones.
- Get some rest.
- Bye, see you tomorrow.
Turbo.
Turbo.
Holy shit!
What the hell is going on?
I have to go.
- Where?
- To the mental health center.
- Why?
- This doesn't suit me.
- Why didn't you leave earlier?
- It suited me.
- You can't just come into my room.
- I apologize, Mr. Turbo.
It's 4:30 a.m.
- You can leave in two or three hours.
- No, Mr. Turbo, I need to go.
I have urgent things to do.
May I have $3.000 so I can go?
Buy dollars.
I'll give you the same price.
OK.
I'll call you later.
Turbo, can we talk?
Just one minute, please.
- I have nothing to say to you.
- I want to level with you.
That's what you want?
Pay me back first.
What Loba said the other day
at the restaurant never happened.
- You didn't phone her?
- I swear not.
My girlfriend is pissed.
She won't answer my calls.
I don't give a rat's arse
about your girlfriend, Baldy.
- Don't you ever call me again.
- Turbo...
Turbo!
Hi.
- Hi, what's up?
- Welcome.
Make yourself comfortable. Come in.
Welcome to my living room.
Cheers.
Cheers.
What's all this?
I've been cooking.
- You cooked?
- Yes. I've been at it since 10:00 a.m.
- Where did you buy this?
- No!
Don't offend me.
I didn't buy this anywhere.
I looked up recipes, the whole thing.
I want to thank you.
I made this for you, because...
you gave me so much
during this time.
You gave me your house.
You gave me affection.
You gave me your support.
You don't stop giving it to me.
Ha, your face.
Come on, take a seat.
What do you want first?
It's all delicious.
All these things...
you say I gave you...
I did it for Ema.
I did it for you.
And also, for me.
That wasn't written anywhere.
Why for you?
Were you eager to see me?
We can't make mistakes.
What would that be for you?
We do...
this...
and it's on.
Always, you and I had great...
chemistry.
Oh, no. Why chemistry? God, no.
No, what happened?
We were always very horny.
I can't believe all that changed.
I leave, come back, and have a guy
that says. "chemistry".
- Alright, I mean...
- Don't say it again.
I like all this.
It...
You're stuttering.
I can't believe this. No.
You're stuttering.
That's so cute.
It's endearing.
Where's the Middle East food?
You know exactly what I mean.
They sent it up on the elevator and
your terrorist wife or ex-wife stole it.
- No, no.
- There's my Middle East food.
- Give it back!
- You can't barge in like that.
- That's mine.
- Mine.
- It's mine.
- It's ours.
- This brek is mine.
- This falafel is mine.
- This roll is mine.
- This fatay is mine. And this too.
This vareniki as well.
You stole it, and I'm reporting you.
Because this building
is full of cameras.
You cunt!
This building has become a disgrace.
It's unbelievable!
Never say hello to me again,
Mr. Martino. Please!
- Rude.
- Insolent.
- Drug addicts.
- Thieves.
- Terrorists.
- Antisemites.
Antisemites.
- Do you have a sedative?
- Stop asking. I don't have any left.
Adriana, please!
What are you doing?
Loba, what did you do?
Let me explain.
I swear I was going to cook.
Really.
I went grocery shopping.
But suddenly,
the elevator door opens and.
Middle East food.
All that food there telling me:
"Grab me, girl".
Like a sort of. miracle,
something heavenly, and...
It was up for grabs.
Give it to me.
- Mom? Dad?
- What happened?
This is so embarrassing.
- Gross.
- This is so embarrassing.
This is so embarrassing.
- It's OK.
- It's not OK, dumbass.
Are you hungry, baby?
Do you want some leftover tabule?
Thanks. I lost my appetite.
Let's go.
Bon appetit, bye.
I can't believe this.
- This is so embarrassing.
- Never mind, it was nothing.
This is so embarrassing.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
It's coming together.
Isn't it? There's still to go.
But it's coming together.
- Did you have breakfast?
- Just this coffee.
Did you?
- I just got up.
- Right.
Loba...
What happened last night...
was very nice.
But I don't want to confuse you,
or myself.
Don't worry.
I don't mean to confuse you.
Don't tiptoe so much around me.
Relax.
Plus, when you're confused,
who knows.
What we can do, if you'd like,
is speed things up.
I can talk to my brother.
and I leave. Easy.
It's not a problem.
I can gather my things and go.
- Am I telling you to go?
- Aren't you? I misunderstood.
- What were you saying?
- I was trying to share with you the...
I can't speak.
I don't know why.
The situation... never mind.
The last thing I want.
What does your brother say
when you talk about the apartment?
Look.
The one thing I need right now
is to be around straightforward people.
I need clarity. Do you want me to leave?
I can leave.
Do you want me to stay? I can stay.
There. No problem. What do you want?
First, I don't want to argue.
I was trying to set the mood...
for conversation.
I don't want to listen to you anymore.
- Good morning
- Hi, sweetie.
- What happened?
- I had an argument with your mom.
Stay with her.
Don't leave her alone.
Bye.
Hello.
- Mom.
- I need to take my pills.
I need to take them.
It's kind of urgent.
Mom?
Mom.
Mom?
- What's wrong?
- Have you seen my pills?
- No, but I'll help you look.
- I have to take them.
I have to take my pills.
It's kind of urgent.
Where did I leave them?
I think around here.
- When did you last take them?
- I don't know. I don't remember.
- Who took them?
- Nobody.
- Who stole them?
- Nobody stole them.
Why did they take them?
Why, knowing that I need to take them?
- I need them.
- Mom.
- Why take them away?
- Mom, calm down.
- Where are they?
- Mom.
- Where did I put them?
- Mom.
- Where did I put them?
- Mom?
Calm down.
I'm right here.
Mom.
Look at me. Listen to me.
I have your prescription on my phone.
I'll run down to the pharmacy
and bring them in 10 minutes, OK?
Okay?
Right. Be right back.
- Honey, what's up?
- Dad, I can't find mom anywhere.
I'm on my way.
- Let's do something.
- What?
- You go that way. I'll go this way, OK?
- Yes.
Has someone called for help?
Do you live around here?
Do you want us to call someone?
- Excuse me.
- Are you alone?
She's with me. Excuse me.
- Let's give her some room.
- Loba.
I'm right here, Loba.
Look at me. I'm right here.
Shall we?
Alright, Andrea,
tell me what happened.
We slept, and...
I forgot to take my medication.
You slept?
OK, we fucked.
And later, when I woke up,
and saw him in bed,
I felt he wanted to wake up alone.
That's what you felt?
That he wanted to wake up alone?
Or that you wanted to wake up alone?
That I did.
Then we had the weirdest conversation.
And... I called my brother. He said he
couldn't help me with the apartment.
Then I went outside...
and that's all I remember.
Is it OK if we call Turbo?
Turbo.
So, what happened, Turbo?
Loba already told you what happened.
But I'd like
to get your side of the story.
I think we made a mistake.
We did something we shouldn't have.
Then, Andrea's perception
is correct.
You had intercourse.
You slept together.
- And you woke up with regret.
- No.
Then why say
"we did something we shouldn't have"?
I mean related to what happened.
I didn't wake up with regret at all.
I did wake up in an emotional state.
I acknowledge I made a mistake.
I woke up...
and I misspoke.
I used a word.
I said something that...
A side comment.
About the brother,
whom I always thought to be an idiot.
I knew he wouldn't give her
the apartment.
I offered to rent an apartment for her.
I told her three times.
She didn't seem to accept.
- He always does this.
- Let me finish.
Since I met him, he does this.
You ask a question,
and he answers something else.
He has trouble with words.
He can't express himself.
He goes on and on,
and you have to interpret.
Sometimes, I can't. Plus, he thinks
money is the solution to everything.
You know what? I don't need
you to rent me an apartment.
My friend Elas
is lending me a house.
These are the things I don't like.
I can't deal with this.
They remind me of things I already lived.
This is scary for me.
Scary? Should we talk about the things
that scare me about you?
Because this here is a 50-year-old guy
who collects toy cars!
Someone address that!
Can we please sit down
and talk some more?
Please.
What does my car collection have to do
with this conversation? I don't get it.
Liliana, when we met,
I told you that I...
would struggle.
All sorts of things happened,
but with these things
related to insanity, I...
- I don't do it on purpose
- I know you don't.
- This is about me, are you listening?
- I just wanted to tell you that.
Fine. When she goes overboard,
when she gets out of control, it hurts me.
Alright, but what do you actually feel?
That you can't control her?
Or that you lose control?
I get very upset.
What I see makes me very sad.
It's very painful not being able to...
be present, help
someone you love.
Or that you loved very much.
That you loved or that you love?
What?
- What?
- She asked you a question.
She's asking us both.
No, she's asking you.
- Me?
- Yes.
You, Turbo. That you loved
or that you love?
You don't stop loving someone
from one day to the next.
These last years,
I lost a lot.
What do you mean?
I lost you.
Good, that's something interesting.
Because when you choose someone,
you choose the whole thing,
including the pretty and the ugly.
I think that maybe, Turbo, you aren't
able to accept Andrea just as she is.
- I do accept her.
- No.
- Yes.
- No, accepting is something else. I...
This is how I am,
and always will be.
What happened to me
could happen again.
And if I am ever with someone,
I would want him to love me,
not in spite of me being Andrea Lobato,
but because I am Andrea Lobato.
But don't worry,
I'll never be able to be with someone.
Absolutely not.
You are both qualified
to be with someone.
But first, you need to let go
of each other.
You need to make room.
Get separated.
We've been separated for six years.
True.
You started to get separated
six years ago.
But today,
you're ending that process.
May I say something else?
Take it from someone
who has given a lot of thought
to relationships and mental health.
Not being able to overcome insanity,
is a big issue.
But so is not being able to enter it.
No, wait.
Wait a second.
Let me check.
I have towels, I have sheets.
I don't have pots, you see?
I can't cook.
- I don't have pots.
- Relax, Elas has everything.
We'll buy whatever is missing.
Aren't you bright.
What I like the most is shopping.
Turbo, I want to tell you
how thankful I am.
You were generous and loving.
And you looked after me
in every possible way.
You were away
when that's what I needed,
and nearby for urgent matters.
You looked after me,
and took care of what's most important
to me: our daughter Ema.
You opened the doors to your home
and your heart to me.
You were patient,
but also firm.
I know you and Ema,
will always be nearby.
I will be nearby as well.
The best is yet to come for me,
and I know for you too.
- So?
- Great, look.
I'm writing a rock song in honor
of the jaguar, that's endangered.
I didn't know it was endangered.
Alright, a round of applause!
Well done!
- But who made all this?
- The Bird did.
- I'd like to make a toast.
- Yes, Mr. Turbo.
- I would like to.
- No, what would you like?
Let him speak, Loba.
- I know him. He likes to say words.
- Mom, he's lending you his house.
- I won't speak if you don't want me to.
- We know what you'll say.
- That you love me.
- I won't say that.
- Alright. What is it then?
- I love you, Loba.
I'm not so good with words.
But I want to thank you
for the marvelous work
you do at the health center.
To you, Liliana, congratulations.
To you, kiddo.
I know all that you went through.
All that you did to make this work.
I love you.
I love you too.
I am very proud
of the daughter we raised together.
I care greatly about you,
and I wish you the best.
Excuse me,
I'd like to say two things.
- Yes.
- I didn't believe you.
You lacked truth, honesty, heart.
- It didn't move me.
- OK.
But, fair's fair,
I must thank you for all that you did
for my loved one.
And, Andrea,
you know I love you very much.
I am very happy
that you're returning to society.
Alright.
Let's wrap up this bullshit.
I think that what I'll be looking for,
from now on,
is balance.
To be able to balance things,
like everybody does.
Although, sometimes, I struggle
a bit more than most people.
Ultimately, that's the point.
Isn't it? To balance things.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
Cheers.
Bird, cut the pizzas.
Come on, let's go.
Careful, two of the boxes
are very fragile.
- Be careful.
- Yes, careful with that box.
Yes, be careful with that one.
It's done.
- I'll take Boner.
- OK.
- Excuse me.
- Yes, of course.
- I'll come at 8:30 p.m. so we cook, OK?
- Yes, honey.
I love you, see you later.
- Bye, honey, I'll call you later.
- Alright.
- What?
- What?
I don't know.
Is there something you want to tell me?
I wanted to thank you
for what we experienced
with Ema this whole time.
It was good to me.
- If you need me, I'm here for you.
- I know.
I want to tell you something too.
Thank you for the help,
thank you for the love.
Today the best begins,
like a rising dove.
To this I must succumb.
I feel so dumb. But I am not numb.
If you're tired, if you're in shock,
just stop by and give me your cock.
Alright, there we go.
Alright.
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