5 Bomoh (2026) Movie Script
The time has come.
I can't take it anymore, Papa.
It's been a month.
Every night is like this.
Nisa.
Nisa!
Nisa
-Today is the last one.
-Nisa.
After this, no more.
Nisa, we'll get your trial
exam results tomorrow.
Oh dear this child.
So, like just now? Was that okay?
Tok guru said it counts as long
as the water touches you.
It did. It's fine.
Nisa!
Dear.
Boss!
Don't forget the fee!
I'll pay tomorrow!
Nisa.
Looking good, dear.
Earlier, Alam said
Okay.
Lets go.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, Mr Rashdan. Eight A's.
Congratulations, Mr Rashdan. Eight As.
Oh no!
SOFTENING THE HEART. MARRIAGE.
FORTUNE. BUSINESS. CHILD'S SUCCESS
Where's Papa?
The assembly's about to start, Mama.
Nisa, you know Papa.
The more important the day,
the longer he takes to get ready.
But it's just the trial exam results.
It's a big deal for him.
He wants you to study overseas.
Do you still remember?
When I was about to give birth to you
Dear it's time.
My water broke. Wake up!
Seriously?
Now?
Oh, wow!
I'll get ready, okay?
Hurry up, dear!
Why are you taking so long?
Okay, okay! Just a second!
Hurry! The baby might not
get enough oxygen!
What do we do now?
Tell me again,
why didn't he just step on the ants?
He was afraid that if he rushed
and stepped on them,
your face would be cursed
A curse from ants?
That's not nice.
That's funny, Mama.
Just imagine my face like an ant.
Okay.
Peace be upon you, Teacher Salmah.
I'm Khairunnisa's father.
Sorry to bother you.
I wanted to ask, how are
my daughter's results?
That's all.
-I want to call Papa.
-Nisa, wait. Sit down first.
It's embarrassing, Mama
if I'm late for the assembly.
Alam!!!
Boss!
My God, you're so slow!
Yes, Boss?
There's a problem, Alam!
-What is it, Boss?
-Nisa.
Did she get eight As?
Congratulations, Boss!
-That tok guru is really
-Useless!
She got six A's, one B,
and one C, you idiot!
That's already very good, Boss.
How is that good? She already
worked so hard.
Now she has to work even harder for SPM.
My poor child.
I think I know why she
didn't get eight A's, Boss.
-Why?
-The tok guru said
I need to bathe your whole
family for a month.
Does one month mean 30 or 31 days?
Maam and Nisa only did it for 30 days!
Maybe it was supposed to be 31 days.
That's why it didn't work.
Now we need to find
a stronger shaman for Nisa.
What if we try online services, Boss?
One moment.
MONEY-MAKING SHAMAN
All kinds available.
WIFE-CONTROL AMULET.
Like this one?
Might be a scam.
Online services like this,
It's easy to tell if they're a scam.
This one.
DAILY AMULEWow. All the reviews look good.
That'll do.
Good thing you're my personal assistant.
Of course, Boss.
I'll make sure you get
the latest information.
That's right.
BOSS, THERE'S A TOKTOK LIVE - SPM EDITION
"MIND-CLEARING WATER."
Who is that?
No one.
What do you call messages
that get sent over and over?
What are they called?
Spam?
Spam.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
My dear viewers.
Tonight, I've got a special offer for you.
SPM edition mind-clearing water!
This is no ordinary water.
This water was left overnight in Mina.
But
stock may run out tonight because
everyone's going to want it!
SPM is just around the corner, right?
Because once you drink this,
you'll get straight A's, nothing else!
I DON'T BELIEVE ITHIS MIND-CLEARING WATER
IS PART OF SUNNAH? HYPOCRITE
Looks like some of you still have doubts.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce Manap.
He's 16 years old.
He's the worst student in his school.
If you don't believe me,
message me privately.
I'll give you the school's number
so you can contact his teacher. Yes?
Today, Manap will be our test subject.
He'll drink this first.
All right?
Manap, drink it.
In the name of Allah.
Manap. Seven times eight?
56.
CLEVER SHAMAN
Excellent.
Alright, let's try something harder.
Four hundred eighty five times 78?
37,830.
JUST MULTIPLICATION IS NOTHING.
THIS IS JUST A TRICK.
Looks like some of you
still doubt my product.
That's fine. I'll prove this isn't a scam.
So, comment below.
Send me the words you want
Manap to translate into French.
TRY SAYING YOUR MUM IS GREEN IN FRENCH
Go on, Manap.
"Your mum is green" in French.
Ta mere est verte.
Bonjour!
So, all of you need to get it tonight
because we've got a huge offer!
From RM12.50 down to
-just RM1.55.
-Done.
Buy now, buy now!
Ma'am, could you sign here?
TOTAL AMOUNT RM22,250.00
Ah, it's here.
Dear! It's so expensive.
This is the mind-clearing water
that was left overnight in Mina.
Yes, but SPM is in 90 days.
All these bottles?
Yes, I bought them all so no one else can.
Only then can Nisa be the top student.
Look. One moment.
I'll try it.
Hey, wait.
Have you tried it?
Havent tried it yet? Thats your loss.
-Yes!
-No. What do you want me to do?
To see if it works.
No. Who knows what this is.
You drink it yourself.
If you don't try it, how will you know?
Get someone else.
-Nisa.
-No, she's at school.
Right that's fine.
In that case come here, bro.
Where are you going?
Looking for a lab rat.
Back in school,
what subject were you weakest in?
A lot.
Malay, English, Geography
You're so stupid. Just pick one.
All right. Geography.
Alright. Geography, right?
Before that you need to drink this.
-Finish it?
-Yes.
A bit more a bit more.
There we go.
Alright, good.
All right, yes? Alright?
Do you feel anything?
Does your body feel
Anything? Anything? Alright alright.
Like this, okay. Ready?
Here's the question:
what's the highest mountain in the world?
You don't know?
Why not?
Ah. He said we need to wait
five minutes after drinking it.
Let's wait five minutes.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
What's the longest river in the world?
You don't know that either?
This can't be why?
Wait. This is frustrating.
All right.
WE WANT A REFUND THIS IS A SCAM
SCAMMER! I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK KOREAN
You're unbelievable.
How was I supposed to know, Boss?
It looked real, didn't it?
You can't trust everything online.
It's all a scam.
We still need to find a shaman.
That's right!
Meeting in person is safer, Boss.
I want my RM22,250 back.
No matter what.
Did you use our joint account,
the one we saved for Hajj?
I can earn that money back later.
But we promised to go for Hajj
while we're still young.
Yes, we will just a little delayed.
Maybe 10 20 years
Ten years?
Enough, dear.
You've gone too far.
Enough of relying on shamans.
No.
Oh Allah
Sorry, Sir. I need to take my shot.
That's already out of bounds.
Sorry, I'm still learning.
-Are you working, Sir?
-How do you know?
I can tell from your style and manner.
Sorry for asking.
Is something bothering you, Sir?
No. Nothing at all.
Your aura feels very negative.
No.
I can read people.
Huh?
Wait.
What's troubling you
it's about your boss, isn't it?
How do you know, Sir?
Mr. K.
Just call me Mr. K.
My job matters
Im good at reading people.
Let me guess.
You're 35 years old.
You have a boss and you're
very loyal to him.
Correct.
Sometimes it feels like
you're his child, right?
So what are you waiting for?
Mama, we can't take a photo
as just the three of us.
Papa's afraid one of us might die.
It's just the three of us anyway.
-Peace be upon you!
-And peace be upon you too.
Quick!
Alright, alright. Nisa, at the back.
-Huh?
-Nisa at the back.
Alam, in the middle.
Sit down. And don't touch my wife.
Don't.
Alright, ready?
Ten seconds, okay? Set the timer.
Good.
Okay.
Smile.
Your boss strongly believes
in traditional practices.
It's like this, Mr. K my boss
I think your boss
wants his child to get eight A's in SPM.
He even took his child for
ritual flower baths for 30 days.
But the trial exam results
still weren't eight A's.
After that, you told him to go online.
Buy, buy, buy!
But he got scammed!
Your problem now
is how to recover the money
you spent on that so-called
mind-clearing water. Right?
Very precise.
Not a single detail is wrong.
It seems your boss relies
entirely on shamans.
Even in business.
He used to run a diving business
for tourists on the island.
But after the MCO,
his business couldn't survive
so his shaman advised him
to change businesses.
But it had to be related to golf balls.
To save divers like you
from losing their jobs, he switched
to retrieving golf balls.
Repacking and selling used golf balls.
He's kind-hearted.
It's just a pity.
He really is kind.
I should get going.
But I'm confident you can resolve this.
But Mr. K
What about this ball?
Keep it.
Who knows, it might bring luck.
I've got plenty more.
SPM SHAMAN
He's not just anyone, Alam.
Maybe he's a fraud, Papa.
He's not a fraud, Nisa.
If he were a fraud, he wouldn't
know everything about Alam.
That's right, Nisa.
Everything he said was spot on.
Not a single detail was wrong.
According to the elders,
people like him are enlightened.
Meaning, his knowledge is deep.
Don't take this lightly, okay?
Did you bring the SPM items?
Yes.
-Good.
-Boss.
Why does Ma'am look
a bit down this morning?
-Probably upset.
-About what, Boss?
Marriage problems,
you wouldn't understand.
About going for Hajj, Uncle.
Where are we now, Alam?
According to Waze, this is right.
Don't trust Waze too much.
Better trust Waze, Papa, than a shaman.
There, Boss. That's it.
See?
That Mr. K is really something.
We haven't even met that shaman yet, Papa.
What if he's like that flower-bathing
shaman from before?
Do you want eight A's in SPM, Nisa?
SPM SHAMAN - 100 METRES
SHAMAN MBAH SLAMEMbah, my name is Rashdan.
This is my wife, Sakinah,
and my daughter, Nisa.
This is Alam. My personal assistant.
We're here because
we were told that you can ensure
my child gets eight A's in SPM.
Correct.
Only SPM.
Nothing else.
He's the right person.
Alright, Mbah. Good.
-Is your child stupid?
-Huh?
No. My child is clever. It's just me who
-Stupid?
-Hmm.
I just want to make sure
she gets eight A's.
Did you bring her exam items?
Yes.
Give them to me.
Her stationery, eraser and ruler.
-Here they are.
-Ah.
Do you have the offering?
Oh, yes The offering.
Yes, Mbah. Here.
-What is this?
-The offering.
May I ask?
Peoples sincerity can differ,
so each heart may
be sincere in its own way.
How much is this?
There's RM200 here.
-RM200?
-Yes.
Only RM100.
Oh.
Only RM100? That's cheaper.
A discount? Good.
Here. RM100.
RM100 per day.
-What?
-Per day. Every day.
Huh?
Yes, starting from today until SPM ends.
RM100 a day.
Understood?
You must understand,
education costs are rising.
Even my khadam wants to read books.
But books are expensive now.
Understand?
Right?
How many days until SPM?
Eighty eight days, Papa.
Eighty eight days that's a lot.
RM8,800.
I'm done.
Boss.
RM8,800 isn't much.
Your family's flight costs more than that.
For Nisa's future, right?
Alright, Mbah. I agree. RM8,800.
If you agree, good.
Transfer it to my account.
Use the QR code.
No cash.
Here. What's your WhatsApp number?
I'll send you the QR code.
Here, Mbah.
Sent.
RM8,800. Alright, Mbah.
-Youve received RM8,800.
-Deal, yes?
-The items?
-Oh. Right.
-Here.
-Yes, these are the items.
All of you.
That won't do.
All of you, just say hulk'.
I'll say "tui".
Okay.
Faster. Louder on the 'hulk'.
So long! Thats a long tui really long.
Wow. There's chilli in this.
That's strong.
Mix it.
Strong.
Take it.
No way Nisa's using this
Mama.
Remember during the exam,
use all of this.
Everything will go smoothly. Just
there are a few taboos.
First
dont wash these items.
Or it won't work as well.
Yes? The spell I've given you.
Second
Yes?
These items must be used
with your right hand.
Do not use your left hand.
Use your left hand only to
put it in the zip-lock bag.
-Understand?
-Alright, understood.
Third
Dont step over the items that
have been chanted.
Do not.
And fourth
Do not take this into the toilet.
Remember. Do not forget these taboos.
Okay?
You may leave now.
-Alright.
-Yes.
-Mbah.
-Yes?
If you're really that clever, tell me
is the bird in my hand alive or dead?
Nisa, what are you doing?
That's rude.
You want to test me, little girl?
Its alright. I'll answer.
If I say the bird is alive,
you'll squeeze your hand
so that the bird dies.
If I say the bird is dead,
you'll loosen your hand
so the bird flies free.
Am I clever?
Wow Mbah is really clever.
He really is.
I'm sorry, Mbah. She didn't mean it.
She is quite stupid.
-We'll get going.
-Yes.
Before that, lets take a photo.
One, two smile.
Ill add my picture later in Photoshop.
Yes.
Thank you.
Forget you were ever here.
-Alright.
-Forget it.
Where are we now?
-No idea.
-Forgot, right? Good.
Go ahead.
It was worth it, Alam. Meeting Mr. K.
I could feel Mbah Slamets aura.
His enlightenment is on another level.
You just got scammed.
Really?
Really? You sure?
Yes, Papa you just wasted RM8,800.
Dont compare Mbah Slamet
to that flower-bathing shaman.
Earlier, when I asked the riddle there
was nothing in my hand.
Huh?
Ta-daa!
Mbah, open the door!
Stop hiding!
I want my money back!
He's not coming out, dear.
Doesnt matter. He'll come out.
What if he doesnt, Boss?
Well wait till he goes to the ATM,
then grab him.
Fine, Mbah.
If you won't come out, we'll wait.
Just forget the money.
I really need to pee.
Forget it?? That's RM8,800!
Exactly!
That's crazy!
If you need to pee, go behind the bushes.
Nisa, go with your mum.
Seriously?
Yes. I'm going to make
this place go viral.
Lets go, Nisa.
Dear, let's just go home.
Better for Nisa to study
than wait out here.
That's right, Papa.
This is a waste of time.
You just got scammed.
Somethings not right.
Wheres that golf ball?
It was right here.
Here it is. It rolled to the back.
Give it to me.
I feel like somethings off.
What number did you just call?
The last digit. What was it?
Three.
Three.
It shows eight here.
A bit smudged looks like a three.
You called the wrong number.
That's right.
What a waste of time.
Quick, call again. Set a new appointment.
Alright.
Hello?
Im looking for an SPM shaman.
Alright, alright.
Ill be there soon.
The earlier one was wrong, Boss.
This one's right.
Lets go.
Now? It's far, Boss.
-Where?
-Where, Alam?
-Pahang, Maam.
-Huh?
Boss.
At 30, I finally get to step
into the National Park.
See, MamaNisa.
Good thing we came.
Alright, Alam.
Do your thing. You go in first.
Me, Boss?
Yeah. You're our GPS.
You go first, we follow.
Okay, Boss.
SHAMAN NGOK TAWONG
Who are you?
Im Rashdan.
My wife, Sakinah.
My daughter, Nisa.
And this is Alam, my assistant.
Ngok Tawong.
Ngok Tawong?
Ngok, we came here with a request.
Before we get to that
First time here?
Yes, Ngok.
First time? Then you'll need to pay first.
Registration fee.
How much, Ngok?
-RM400.
-RM400?
There are four of you. So, RM400.
RM100 per person.
Besides, its almost night.
Different rate.
If you dont want to, its fine.
Come back in the daytime.
Its fine. We want to settle it now.
So, cash or QR?
Cash.
No internet here.
You're short a hundred.
He'll pay for himself.
Huh?
Boss.
Please pay first.
Deduct it from my salary.
You dont even have money for
the entrance fee, so how?
Please, Boss.
Sorry, Ngok.
You may state your request now.
We need help with my daughter's exams.
What exam?
-SPM.
-One moment, yeah?
Who's she talking to, Boss?
How would I know?
Her khadam, I guess.
Hey, shes coming back.
My khadam says
For SPM RM500.
Then what was the earlier fee for?
That was the registration fee.
-So expensive.
-Yes!
Alright.
That's enough.
Now we talk.
How many A's do you want?
We want eight As.
Eight As?
One A, RM100. Eight As RM800.
That's expensive.
Ngok, so we have to pay more?
Not me. My khadam says so.
Youll need to top up.
But its optional.
Depends on your budget.
No money, it's fine.
We can reduce the number of As.
No. I don't mind.
I want all eight.
For my child, I'll pay.
Here, RM800.
RM800, yes?
Do you have the items for the ritual?
They're about to begin.
Whos doing it?
-I don't see anyone.
-The unseen.
You cant see them. Only I can.
You cant.
Really?
Whats the unseen going to do?
Here, the unseen will
perform a special prayer.
Praying your child gets eight A's.
Prayers by the unseen are answered.
-Yes, I agree.
-Hmm.
This is what we want.
Ngok, here are the items.
Its okay.
Wait.
I'll place the items on the prayer mat.
They're about to begin.
Now, they bow.
Then they prostrate.
Sit between prostrations
then prostrate again.
Second rakaat.
Bow prostrate sit between prostrations.
Prostrate.
Ngok, why is it so fast?
It's really fast.
Their recitations and movements
are lightning fast.
We cant see it with normal eyes.
Only I can.
-Right?
-Hmm.
There.
Now they're praying.
Raise your hands in prayer.
-See that?
-Amen.
-What's wrong?
-There's a light.
It's shining on them. I felt it too.
Meaning?
It means the prayer is being lifted.
Lifted to the sky.
It means it'll come true.
With Allahs will it will. Thats it!
Its done.
-Done?
-Done. Ill go in for a bit.
The unseen have finished
their special prayer.
The items have been enchanted.
Remember!
Dont use other items during SPM.
Use only the enchanted items. Understand?
Okay, Ngok.
So, were done? We can go?
Thats right.
Where are the items?
I forgot. That needs to be paid too.
Submission fee.
-Pay?
-Yes.
Papa, are you sure this isnt a scam?
Something feels off, Boss.
You doubt Mr. K?
No. Just my opinion.
RM250.
The unseen are about to sleep. Pity them.
It's just that, Ngok.
I only have
RM100 left.
RM100?
Yes.
There. Check again. You might have more.
-Thats all?
-None.
Its okay. It's fine.
Here. A hundred's a hundred.
Right?
Besides, youre new.
So discount, right?
Wait here, yeah?
Ill be right back.
Where's Ngok Tawong?
Shes with her unseen friends.
Were getting scammed again, Pa.
No way, okay.
Alam, come. Ngok
Ngok Tawong.
-Ngok? Ngok?
-Hey Ngok!
This cant be right.
Ngek? Not Ngek, Ngok.
Did you see her? Did she come this way?
Our money's gone again right?
We cant get tricked twice.
This is your fault.
You didnt believe in this.
The number I gave you, was it right?
I dialed the number you told me to.
Let's just go back. Its late.
Better we try it ourselves.
Until its done, we're not going home.
So more money?
Pay for hotel?
No need to stay in a hotel.
I already bought a tent.
This tent's too small for four.
Definitely.
Its for me and my family.
What about me?
Just find a spot under the stars.
Enjoy the park.
Huh?
Where to?
-That lamp, is it hot?
-No.
-Promise?
-Yes.
Where do you want to go?
Come with me to the restroom.
Okay, dont forget.
Yes, I know.
Ask permission from your ancestors.
Good, very good.
Looks like shes sulking.
Want to ace your SPM?
Guaranteed results Contact Dr. Neo.
-Lets go! Move.
-We can go home now?
No. We're seeing a doctor.
A doctor?
You dont want another shaman, right?
So we'll see Dr. Neo.
-Dr. Neo? Who
-Wheres Alam?
Alam?
Where did he go?
-Alam?
-Alam!
Uncle Alam?
Boss.
Come on, were leaving.
I have
Have what?
If I tell you, you'll be shocked.
Just say it before I bite you.
I dont want to go home.
I want to stay here.
Huh?
I found the woman of my dreams.
You must be kidding.
I'm serious, Boss.
She's everything I've been looking for.
Alam.
Who are you talking about?
Are you serious?
Boss.
Alam.
Boss. Lets go, Boss.
Come on, Boss!
Come on, Boss!
Hey, you!
Which woman did you mean?
I didnt see anyone.
I think I saw a forest spirit, Boss.
-Huh?
-Thats enough. Dont say another word.
Alam!
Alam!
WARNING - PRIVATE AREA - NO VEHICLES.
What kind of doctor works
in a forest like this?
How would I know?
There are all kinds of doctors.
Well find out when we get there.
Okay, everyone. Listen up.
Were entering the forest.
There are rules. Okay?
Nisa, I'm serious.
That's right, Maam, Nisa.
No joking around in the forest.
Understood.
Alright, we're in.
Watch what you say.
No whistling. No showing off.
If you hear or smell
anything strange, don't respond.
And most importantly,
don't call out our real names.
So, Ill be X1. Sakinah, X2.
Nisa, X3. You, X4.
Got it?
Let's try, okay?
X1? Me.
X2? Me.
X3?
-X3 is not here, Boss.
-Thats wrong.
Youve already broken the rule.
Why me, Boss?
No, you must call me X1.
Understand? X4, X1.
"Boss" isnt a name.
I said you can't. Follow the rules.
-What?
-Instead of arguing, better find Nis X3!
Shes gone!
Right.
Good idea. Lets split up.
X4.
X2.
-X1.
-X2.
-X3!
-X3?
-Nisa? X3?
-X3!
X3!
X3!
X
How would she know she's X3?
Nisa!
Nisa?
Mama!
Mama!
Nisa?
Oh Allah shes here.
Weve been looking everywhere.
I didnt hear anything
Just someone calling X3.
X3 is you. Your call sign.
Papa gave it to you.
-Why?
-Forest rules.
-Mama.
-Yes?
Don't you think this is a bit foolish?
Weve already been tricked three times.
Why hasnt he realized yet?
He's just like you. Stubborn.
I'm not stubborn.
X3!
X3!
Alam!
Alam
-X3!
-Alam!
Alam, where are you going?
Alam are you okay?
Uncle's shivering, Mama.
Thats Papa, Uncle.
-Whats wrong with you?
-Boss.
I think this place is cursed.
We should go back.
Agreed. No need to see the doctor.
Lets just go home.
Dear. Hear that?
Alam and Nisa dont want to continue.
They want to go back.
Whats wrong with all of you?
We're already here.
Whats wrong with just meeting him?
We're not seeing a shaman,
we're seeing a doctor.
Are you serious? You dont want to come?
Fine. Ill go alone.
I'm going I'm
Maam, should we let him go alone?
Alright then.
Lets go with him.
Poor thing hes all alone.
-But, Mama
-Come on.
Alam, hurry.
X1, what is this?
How should I know, X4?
I just got here.
Its fine. Ill go check on them.
-What's this?
-Dr. Neo has arrived.
His outfit is different.
Not like a shaman.
This is called Neo-shamanism.
No wonder it looks like the Matrix.
So the Matrix is real?
What's neoshamanism?
Neoshamanism is a new kind
of shamanic practice.
It has nothing to do
with traditional methods.
You can Google it
if you want to know more.
This doctor is young.
Dont be fooled.
He only looks young,
but he's actually 850 years old.
What's your name, Sir?
X4.
-That your real name?
-No.
Its my forest name.
Scared somethings messing with you, huh?
But once you're in this area,
theres nothing to worry about.
Dr. Neo has secured the whole place.
Alright, brother.
Ah.
Excuse me a moment.
My name is Alam.
Thank you.
Hey, don't drink that.
Why, Boss?
I told you, out here you cant just eat
anything. Youve got to be careful.
Who knows if the food's been charmed.
Understand, Nisa?
Remember what I said?
Do we really have to?
Yes, if you want to be safe, you do.
Saying "Bismillah" is enough.
"Bismillah" is a must,
but you still have to do the other thing.
Alright, everyone?
Your tongue should touch your palate.
If it tickles, its safe.
If not, its bad.
Why bad?
That means its not good. It could make
you sick, bloated, in pain anything.
How am I supposed to know?
Ticklish?
Impressive, Boss. Ticklish.
There's more?
Dessert too? Nice.
That's all
Alright.
Our turn. Let's go.
SHAMAN DR. NEO
What are you staring at?
Doctor, is it true you're 850 years old?
The secret to youth
lies in proper practice.
Not plastic surgery.
Thats just a waste of money.
What brings you here?
Doctor, this is my daughter.
She'll be taking the SPM, so
Its alright.
I know.
Dont worry.
Dont be anxious.
Its normal during exam season.
Wait a moment.
LEAKED SPM EXAM QUESTIONS
Pass it down.
Done.
Inside this book are all the questions
and the answers for this year's SPM.
Memorize it.
Congratulations.
Your daughter will definitely
score eight A's.
I am truly indebted to you, Doctor.
Whatever the fee, I'll pay.
Fee?
We dont call it a fee here,
it's a consultation charge.
Give what you can.
-Whatever I can give?
-Yes.
Really, Doctor? No hidden charge
or anything like that?
I dont want to be scammed.
Of course. I'm here to help.
If my husband only pays RM10,
is that okay?
That's fine.
Even RM1, I'll accept it, sincerely.
See?
This is genuine.
Why?
Its just Doctor before this I was
scammed by two shamans.
Theyve already scammed me
out of thousands of ringgit.
Ah. Thats normal nowadays.
Its the end times.
Its hard to tell who's real
and who's a scammer.
How do I make the payment?
QR code only.
Its the cashless era now.
Is there Wi-Fi here?
There is.
Search for "apaitumatriks."
Infinothing.
Yes, theres Wi-Fi.
Okay, Doctor RM10, right?
Okay. Infinothing.
Can you show them the way out?
Hold on.
Sir, Maam.
Before you leave,
theres still something to pay.
We've already paid the Doctor.
That was just the doctors
consultation fee.
Then whats this?
That covers food, snacks, and drinks.
Wasnt that the welcome drink earlier?
Yes, we didnt even ask for them.
But Sir, you didnt refuse, right?
Feels like were being
scammed again, Mama.
Its okay, lets hear them out first.
How much?
Fruit platter: RM300.
Coconut drinks: RM250.
Coasters: RM70.
Coasters?!
OMG, weve definitely been scammed.
Straws: RM20.
Coconut scoop: RM45.
Fruit forks: RM45.
Table rental: RM150.
Chair rental: RM400.
Fruit cake: RM150.
Delivery fee: RM800.
Come on, RM800 is a bit much.
Sir, this is the forest.
It's far to carry things in.
No. I dont agree.
I want to see the Doctor.
You're trying to bully us.
Dear
Just pay. Its okay.
Otherwise, we can't leave.
Right, Boss. Just pay.
Im not married yet.
I want to go home.
Nisa if you dont get eight As,
I don't know what else to say.
I'm willing to spend thousands for you.
Even your mother is willing
to sacrifice, even her Hajj savings.
RM2,230.
Alright, done.
Satisfied?
Thank you. Please come again.
Shamans are really expensive now.
Everything costs money.
Money, money, money
Nisa, open the book. Check it.
Please check it.
I knew it.
I told you, dear.
Weve already seen three shamans.
Havent you learned anything?
Im tired of relying on shamans.
It never ends.
Too many taboos.
This cant be done, that cant be done.
Do you know, its all nonsense.
What nonsense?
Not nonsense, you say?
Every time we leave the house,
I have to wait for your rituals.
You can't open an umbrella indoors.
We cant even take a photo
of the three of us.
To hold an event, we have to throw
underwear on the roof,
to prevent the rain.
Even to pee, we need
the elders permission.
Don't you see? It's all superstition.
Dont insult our ancestors' practices.
So you're saying they
were committing shirk?
We are Nisas parents.
We should pray ask Allah.
Do you know?
A parent's prayers for their
children are easily accepted.
Ive committed many sins.
Sometimes what I pray for isnt granted.
And even when it is, it comes too late.
I seek Your forgiveness, Allah.
What nonsense are you talking about?
Yes. Have you forgotten?
What did I say before?
I wanted to be rich before I turned 30.
But by the time I turned 40,
we only just got by.
Just barely.
Can you just listen to what you said?
Dont forget, everything is Allahs will.
If He wills it, it will happen.
Yes that's true.
But isnt it thanks to the
shamans I saw, right?
Alam.
Stop.
Huh, Boss? You want me to stop?
I said stop, or Ill expose your secret.
Enough! Go find the shaman yourself.
Nisa, lets go.
GOHTONG JAYA
Boss.
Arent you going after Ma'am?
No. Let her be. Shell calm down.
So, we just wait?
Yes, Alam. That's how women are.
We cant fight fire with fire.
What secret was my wife talking about?
You don't need to know.
-Boss!
-Hmm?
They havent come back.
Who?
Ma'am and Nisa.
I think they've really left.
No answer?
No.
I just
If they really went back to KL, then fine.
-But
-But what?
Im scared theyve been kidnapped.
-Why didnt you say so yesterday?
-Huh?
If you had told me this yesterday,
I would have asked you to find my wife.
Youre really a handful.
Oh man
Does this have anything to do with
the secret my wife mentioned?
No, Boss. Nothing.
I swear.
Enough. Lets go.
Where could they be?
Looks like someone's there.
Hey, stop. I want to ask him.
Maybe he saw something.
Okay, stop. Stop.
Hello. Sorry to bother you.
I just want to ask
Did you see two women pass by here?
Looking for Shaman Alami?
No, not that.
Im looking for my wife and daughter.
Maybe you've seen them.
Dont you want to see Shaman Alami?
No.
Maybe he doesnt understand, Boss.
Its okay. Lets go.
Thank you.
Stop. Stop!
What is it, Boss?
Did you hear what he said just now?
What?
He asked if I wanted to see Shaman Alami.
A shaman a shaman.
This must be a sign.
I was meant to meet him.
Lets go back.
What about Ma'am and Nisa?
Its fine.
Well ask about Nisas SPM first.
Then well ask about them, 'Sir, do you
know where Sakinah and Nisa went?'
You're very smart.
Two birds with one stone.
Usually, women can multitask better.
Yes.
Enough. Turn the car around. I cant wait.
Arent we going to see Shaman Alami?
Yes.
But meeting Shaman Alami isnt easy.
You'll need to stay overnight.
Oh.
Tomorrow morning, after you wake up,
Ill take you to meet Shaman Alami.
But there's one more thing.
From now on, you must start fasting.
Fasting again?
Its okay, Alam. If it means meeting
Shaman Alami we can do it.
Follow me.
Please.
Your beds ready.
-Here?
-Hmm.
Here?
Here.
Before you sleep,
smear mud all over your body.
Huh?
Are you serious, Boss?
It's part of the procedure.
Anyone who wishes to meet Shaman Alami,
must cover their body in mud.
It's to cleanse you of modern impurities.
The more modern the world becomes,
the more pollution our bodies absorb.
No wonder people seeking
peace leave the city, Alam.
I see.
From the earth we come,
to the earth we return.
Wow I can feel it his spiritual aura.
Please.
Still want to do it, Boss?
Your name is Alam: Nature.
You must become one with it.
Go on. Don't be shy.
Boss, Im hungry.
Lets find something to eat.
No. Shaman Alami will know.
Theyre not here, they wont know.
Did you forget what he said earlier?
You mustnt break the rules.
Remember.
We have to do this.
We must become one with nature.
Only then will our purity shine.
Otherwise, how will we meet Shaman Alami?
Wait.
Dont forget the fourth rule.
But I cant take it anymore, Boss.
No. You must not kill anything.
Not even a mosquito. No.
Even Ramadan isnt this hard, Boss.
Youre exaggerating.
Close your eyes. Focus. Alright?
Time will pass quickly.
The sun will rise soon.
Boss, you've always been
stubborn about these things.
Enough. Go to sleep, Alam.
My face feels tight already,
and you talk too much.
Okay, Boss.
Praise be to God.
May Allah grant you a long life, Boss.
-Wake up.
-Hmm?
Its time to meet Shaman Alami.
-Eat this first.
-Oh, okay.
We dont eat processed food here.
Everything here is natural
food from the earth.
After eating, you must cleanse yourself
of the mud that carries
the scent of modern life.
This is good, Boss.
Cassava.
My fast is over.
It's so cold!
The mosquitoes really got to you.
Boss, they didn't bite you at all?
Not at all.
See.
I told you to eat more vegetables,
but you wouldn't listen.
What does that have to do with it, Boss?
I eat a lot of bitter gourd
and vegetables.
Thats why my blood is bitter
so mosquitoes dont like it.
Your blood is sweet.
No wonder youre still single.
Definitely.
When I get back,
I want to follow your method.
Eat bitter gourd!
Bitter gourd! Yes!
Alright.
You're now free from
the scent of modernity.
Shaman Alami is ready to receive you.
Come.
SHAMAN ALAMI
Wow he looks like Amy Search.
Alright.
Shaman Alami congratulates you both
for successfully purifying yourselves
of all traces of modernity.
What brings you here?
We have two requests.
First, I want my daughter to
get eight As in her SPM.
And the second
Please help me find my wife and daughter.
I dont know where theyve gone.
I've called them, but there's no answer.
As for the SPM, that's not difficult.
I will give you blessed water.
It has been prepared with prayers.
It comes from pure springs,
untouched by any industrial process.
One bottle per day.
How many days until the SPM ends?
Eighty-six days.
I will prepare 86 bottles.
How much is the fee, Tok?
Here, we live in harmony with nature.
We dont need money.
Oh, good.
Thank you, Tok. Thank you very much.
Just pray this place is not exploited
or consumed by modernization.
Let it remain natural like this.
Alright, Tok. No problem.
I will pray every day.
Until I die, I will keep praying.
But theres one condition.
Later, my assistant will place
the water in your car boot.
Do not open it until you
reach the destination.
That destination is not your home.
It will be an address I give you later.
Then how will my daughter drink it?
Just go to that place.
Only there it's free from the
influence of modernization
to preserve the purity of this water.
Understood?
Okay. No problem, Tok.
So the SPM matter is settled.
But what about my wife? Can you check?
Im sorry.
Regarding your wife, Sir, I cannot help.
Why not?
I can only see a glimpse.
My hijab blocks my view.
Nisa isnt here.
Then how can you prepare
the blessed water?
Dont ask too much.
Sorry, Shaman Alami.
May I have the car key?
Boss, be careful.
What if this is a scam to take the car?
Here, we prefer to walk instead
of using modern vehicles.
Remember.
From the earth we come,
to the earth we return.
If theres a roadblock,
dont let them open the boot.
If you open it,
the water will lose its purity.
-Understood?
-Dont worry.
I'll remember this.
Good.
Sigh still not signal.
Its okay.
What matters is,
Shaman Alami said they're heading to KL.
Dont worry, Boss.
When Im full, I think more positively.
Good.
Oh no.
STOP - POLICE CHECK POINHow, Boss?
Stay calm. Just keep driving.
It's just that
I get nervous easily.
Dont worry, okay?
With this ring, whenever theres trouble,
things will ease.
Alright, its our turn now.
Now, Boss?
Go! He's calling!
Alright, Boss.
Alam! Alam!
Stop him! Stop him!
Stop! Stop!
Do you want the police to chase us?
No, I just want to move forward a bit.
Why are you speeding like that?
Reverse! Reverse!
More! More!
Why didn't you stop?
Sorry, Sir. I pressed too hard.
Where are you actually going?
Im coming from the shaman's
from the back.
From the back?
-What back?
-Back there.
What's the problem, Sir?
We didnt do anything wrong.
Hey, get out!
I want to check your boot. Out. Now.
Why, Sir? We didnt do anything wrong.
Right, Boss?
Out now! I want to check your boot.
Quick!
Alright, open it.
Let me see.
Hey!
This is kratom water!
Mineral water!
Mineral water, bullshit!
This is kratom water.
This is all your fault!
You're such a pain!
POLICE LOCKUP
I told you, Boss.
I panic around police.
Fine, panic all you want.
But why would you drive into an officer?
Why can't you drive like other people?
He told you to stop. Just stop!
Im just a straightforward person.
Thats why you like me, right?
Straight, my ass! You're way too naive.
Seriously naive!
No point being a kratom mule.
-So what now, Boss?
-I dont know!
GOHTONG JAYA POLICE STATION
Nurul Salamiah bin Hasan.
Nurul Salamiah bin Hasan!
That's me, Sir.
Lets go.
-Me?
-Yes. Who else?
-Me?
-Not you.
Why just him?
Someone's already bailed him out.
If no one bails you out,
youll stay here overnight.
Alam.
Ask whoever bailed you out,
to bail me out too.
Sorry, Boss. Luck's not the
same for everyone. Right?
Alam!
Alam, dont leave me.
I love you, Alam.
You love me too, right?
We promised.
Right?
-Right?
-Yes.
-Oh no!
-Right?
Promise!
Alam! Alam!
Rashdan Mahbob.
Yes, that's me.
Come with me.
GOHTONG JAYA POLICE STATION
Sir
Hmm?
Is this kratom mule your husband?
Boss! Boss!
Boss!
Boss
Boss
What are you doing here?
Good thing Ma'am and Nisa came.
Otherwise, Id be dead.
And as your employee,
I have to stay loyal.
Wait, you said someone bailed you out.
You don't need to know.
Give me the keys.
What's this?
Get in! Get in!
Get in, quick!
Nurul Salamiah bin Hassan.
Is that really your name?
Why is your name like that?
In the job application form,
you wrote something else.
That's embarrassing, Boss.
My name sounds like a girls.
Dont laugh, Boss.
Thats why I dont want anyone to know.
So this is the secret my wife mentioned.
Hmm.
Only Ma'am knows.
I asked for help to send
money to my village.
Boss.
You said,
your ring brings ease in hardship.
But throughout our journey,
nothing went smoothly.
I did something wrong. I sinned.
Thats why things didn't go smoothly.
I hope you've learned something.
What did you learn?
I learned we should never be fooled
into becoming a kratom mule.
Oh Allah
We shouldn't rely on shamans anymore.
I know. I was just joking.
-So, have you repented?
-Yes.
I know, I was too obsessed with all this,
so focused on Nisas SPM
that I neglected my wife and
stopped listening to her.
Thats it.
And Ive decided, if I get out of lockup
I want to take my family for Hajj.
Praise be to God.
DETOUR
Uncle. Where are we now?
Yes, Alam. Which way are we going?
I dont know. Too many roads are closed.
So many detours,
Im just following the road.
Its so quiet here.
Papa, Im scared.
Dont worry. Were on Waze,
well find the main road.
Oh no, no signal. Do you have a signal?
I dont, Boss.
Me neither.
Its too quiet. Should we turn back?
Yes, Papa. Please.
-Boss, there.
-Hmm?
Eh thats a Siamese shaman sign.
Let's turn back.
No. This is a good sign.
Papa, didnt you just repent?
That was earlier. But now
Nisa, this is a great opportunity.
Boss, is this safe?
If we dont go, well never know.
Right?
Hello.
Welcome.
SHAMAN SEMCHAI
Never thought a remote village like
this would have a Siamese shaman.
Tok, this is our good fortune.
Not many people know about this place.
Right at the end there,
it leads straight to Thailand.
Go get a massage.
Theres even a tuk-tuk there.
Were at the border, right, Boss?
Didn't expect this, huh?
Mama Papa only repented for a while.
Be careful, dear. Dont get scammed again.
Ouch, that's hot!
Do you believe this?
I think this is the real deal.
I have something to ask.
What do you want to see me for?
Actually, we came because of my daughter.
We want to make sure
she gets eight As in her SPM exams.
Is this your daughter?
Yes, my daughter.
Fair cute.
Usually its older people who come here.
Nice to see someone young.
Are the items ready?
Weren't the items already
taken by Miss Ngok?
I prepared extra. Efficient, right?
Here, Tok.
These are the items.
Oh she's a student.
I'll enchant it first, okay.
Daughter.
Tok
Sorry, I mean no disrespect.
Its just
Ive been scammed many times
by shamans out there, Tok.
So if possible, Tok show me
a little of your power.
Other than these flames?
Just once is enough.
Im not the government.
I don't have that kind of power.
Its okay Ill show you.
He told me.
Rashdan bin Mahbob,
married to Nur Sakinah Abu Hasan.
Used to run a business.
Travel.
A travel agency.
During the MCO unfortunate.
Diving for golf balls.
You have a loyal assistant.
Alam and human.
But Alam isn't his real name.
His real name is
Nurul Salamiah bin Hasan.
That's an unusual name.
Damn.
He knows everything.
You're in debt. Yes.
You owe RM22,250
Oh because you gave
the wrong Toktok link.
Mind-clearing water, yes.
Rashdan.
Use the money to go for Hajj, yes?
This is even more
powerful than Mr. K, Boss.
He even knows your sins.
Alright, Tok. I believe you.
How much is the fee? Im willing to pay.
We dont use Ringgit here.
Oh, Baht?
We dont use Baht here.
We use items instead.
Here we use
kid
kidney.
The parents. I want your pinky fingers.
You're joking, right?
No, I'm not joking.
I'm serious.
This isn't a theme park to have fun.
Cant we use something else, Tok?
No. For it to work, it has to be that!
Tok, if its about money, I can give.
If not money, I have land too.
Land in Kuala Lumpur,
anything valuable, I can give it.
I can even give money from my EPF savings.
What?
I only accept this
Pinky finger.
It's effective.
If thats the case, we
might as well cancel.
No way!
I've cast the spell!
The khadam has been moving
between Thailand and Malaysia!
I've put everything into this spell.
This is a real shaman, dear.
Tok.
No other way, Tok?
No, Ive already cast the spell!
It involves the bloodline now!
A sacrifice is needed!
The khadam demands blood.
So a pinky finger is required!
Tok! I have an idea. Take his instead.
Hes still young.
Hes not married.
His kidneys are still fresh.
Boss, what is this?
You give yours first.
Ill replace it later.
-No.
-Please.
No!
He has nothing to do with this.
It has to be a blood relative.
Blood relative.
The parents!
That was close
I love you, Shaman Semchai.
Tok! What is that?
-Huh?
-Now!
Trying to escape?
Trying to escape?
Want to end up like this?
Let's all laugh together!
I told you, but you wouldnt listen!
Papa, I want to sit for the SPM
not become a skeleton.
Give me your pinky finger
and your kidney now!
Please, Tok.
There must be another way.
We need the kidneys and
fingers for the long term.
Please, Tok!
Im just here to accompany them.
I told you, I love you, Shaman Semchai!
Please, Tok let us go.
Release?
When you cast the spell,
you didn't think about that, did you?
Alright.
You like it?
Papa?
I cant. I cant.
Boss, Im sorry
I need to pass out right now!
Nisa! Sakinah!
Oh Allah, please help me.
I ask for Your forgiveness, Oh Allah.
If You save me and my family today,
I promise I won't do this again, Oh Allah.
I truly repent.
No more superstition ever again.
Please, Oh Allah.
Shaman Semchai, open this door now!
Please, help us!
Save me and my family! Please!
Semchai!
We told you,
no more shirk practices in this village!
Everyone, get out now!
Let us deal with this sinful shaman!
Angry Bird.
Huh? Can run?
Come on, come on!
Get your shoes!
Quick! Quick!
Get in the car! Quick!
Oh our Lord,
grant us goodness in this world
SIX MONTHS LATER
and goodness in the hereafter,
and protect us from
the torment of hellfire.
Glory be to your Lord, the Lord of might,
above all that they say.
And peace be upon the Messengers.
And all praise is for Allah,
the Lord of all worlds.
May Allah accept from us and from you all.
Lets get ready.
We're going to collect the results.
-Papa?
-Hmm?
If I don't get eight As, is that okay?
Its okay, Nisa.
Weve done our best.
Now let Allah decide.
Whatever Allah gives, we accept.
But what if I don't go abroad to study?
I will withdraw the EPF savings.
Huh? Why?
She still doesnt understand.
Nisa, I want you to be the first
in our family to study abroad.
I can earn money. Besides
you can't take money to the grave.
-Right, dear?
-Right.
That's enough. I'm going to get ready.
-Mama.
-Hmm?
Papa's really changed after
that night, hasn't he?
Hmm.
Well arrange for your husband
to meet a shaman,
who will deceive him.
Hopefully he'll realize
he shouldnt rely on shamans
or waste money on superstitions.
But what if it still doesnt work, Mr. K?
Well send another one.
But you need to change
the last digit on the golf ball,
to a different number.
So we can set it up for
the invisible shaman.
What if the invisible one
doesnt work either?
Well get another one.
And if that still fails?
You'll leave him in
the middle of the road.
My team will send a van to pick you up,
and take you to a hotel while
he meets a more experienced shaman.
But why cant I come along?
Trust me, you don't want
to be involved in this.
What matters is you make
sure you bail him out.
He should already be scared
and regretful of what he's done.
Madam Sakinah, how are you?
Praise be to Allah.
Let me introduce my shamans to you.
Theyve done their best for you.
Everyone, meet Madam Sakinah.
She is the one who hired us
for the recent job.
So all of you are real shamans?
Let me introduce them.
I am
Afdlin Shauki.
I hate musicals!
Ozlynn Waty.
Hi. I am Aedy Ashraf.
Hi
You're the one who made
my husband a kratom mule, right?
I was the one who planted the kratom.
So when the police caught him,
he ended up in lockup.
There are roadblocks
every day along his route.
Oh Allah, now I understand.
If you hadnt explained it,
I'd still be confused.
Theres just one thing I want to say.
Not complaining, just some feedback.
I don't think my husband was
really affected by these shamans.
What really changed him
It was Shaman Semchai.
After he met that shaman,
he repented and never turned back.
But it wasn't part of the plan, right?
Ma'am, let me introduce you to Johan.
Hello.
Shaman Semchai!
Let me introduce Nafis, Dahi.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes.
Knees and toes.
My husband really believed you were dead.
He did tahlil for you every day.
To make it feel real,
that was just a special effect we created.
Then what about the heart
being grabbed from afar?
That was real too?
That was all a placebo effect.
When were obsessed with something,
well believe anything.
-But thats our secret, Ma'am.
-Oh, yes. Of course.
I truly want to thank you.
I'm deeply indebted to
Mr. K and your team.
You've helped me a lot.
You're the best chess master,
very efficient and skilled.
That was our responsibility.
If you want to know,
those shamans were very good
at deceiving people.
But they got caught,
sent to prison, and are
now under probation.
This is considered the final
test before we release them
back into society.
To see if theyve truly
changed and repented.
What a remarkable initiative, Mr. K.
Yes, Ma'am. I want to see a better world.
To free the world from
superstition and false beliefs.
This is my small contribution
to the world.
May you remain steadfast.
Because I think we need more
people like you in this world.
Thank goodness its all done.
There's one more thing we need to settle.
Theres more?
Ive sent the QR code.
We still have to pay?
I thought it was for the community?
It is for the community.
But the costs still need to be covered.
You know, everythings expensive nowadays.
-There!
-Huh?
She's here. Come on!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Why?
I dont want to hear it.
How many A's did you get?
Guess.
I dont want to guess.
Eight As?
Yes!
-Seriously?
-Seriously!
Dont toy with my feelings.
MALAYSIAN EXAMINATIONS BOARD
Praise be to Allah.
See? No need for talismans.
Dont joke, please. Eight As.
My child is amazing.
Didn't expect that, right?
I apologize for not believing
in you all this time.
I'm the one who should say
thank you to Mama and Papa
for praying for me.
Your prayers were answered.
Dear, this means we dont
need to use our EPF savings.
This means, God willing, we can
go for Hajj this year, right?
God willing.
But I want a gift.
What gift?
I want a car!
A car?
Ah.
-Sure!
-Really, Papa?
Yes, just pray a lot.
God willing, you'll get it.
Pray more, okay?
Who wouldve thought, even
Malay with an accent can get an A.
Mama, look at Papa.
Thats true.
Ever since she was young, she's always
watched English videos on YouTube.
No wonder.
Dear, enough now.
She's already got eight As.
Maya.
Even though its hard to say this
We have to accept it.
We cant be together.
We're very different in terms of age.
Im sorry, Maya.
Lets pray we'll be together
when we're the same age.
So after this, Maya dont come looking
for me anymore.
We have to accept this.
Hopefully it's only temporary, Maya.
I'll miss you, Maya.
Me too.
Promise me you wont look for me.
Promise.
Praise be to Allah.
I can't take it anymore, Papa.
It's been a month.
Every night is like this.
Nisa.
Nisa!
Nisa
-Today is the last one.
-Nisa.
After this, no more.
Nisa, we'll get your trial
exam results tomorrow.
Oh dear this child.
So, like just now? Was that okay?
Tok guru said it counts as long
as the water touches you.
It did. It's fine.
Nisa!
Dear.
Boss!
Don't forget the fee!
I'll pay tomorrow!
Nisa.
Looking good, dear.
Earlier, Alam said
Okay.
Lets go.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, Mr Rashdan. Eight A's.
Congratulations, Mr Rashdan. Eight As.
Oh no!
SOFTENING THE HEART. MARRIAGE.
FORTUNE. BUSINESS. CHILD'S SUCCESS
Where's Papa?
The assembly's about to start, Mama.
Nisa, you know Papa.
The more important the day,
the longer he takes to get ready.
But it's just the trial exam results.
It's a big deal for him.
He wants you to study overseas.
Do you still remember?
When I was about to give birth to you
Dear it's time.
My water broke. Wake up!
Seriously?
Now?
Oh, wow!
I'll get ready, okay?
Hurry up, dear!
Why are you taking so long?
Okay, okay! Just a second!
Hurry! The baby might not
get enough oxygen!
What do we do now?
Tell me again,
why didn't he just step on the ants?
He was afraid that if he rushed
and stepped on them,
your face would be cursed
A curse from ants?
That's not nice.
That's funny, Mama.
Just imagine my face like an ant.
Okay.
Peace be upon you, Teacher Salmah.
I'm Khairunnisa's father.
Sorry to bother you.
I wanted to ask, how are
my daughter's results?
That's all.
-I want to call Papa.
-Nisa, wait. Sit down first.
It's embarrassing, Mama
if I'm late for the assembly.
Alam!!!
Boss!
My God, you're so slow!
Yes, Boss?
There's a problem, Alam!
-What is it, Boss?
-Nisa.
Did she get eight As?
Congratulations, Boss!
-That tok guru is really
-Useless!
She got six A's, one B,
and one C, you idiot!
That's already very good, Boss.
How is that good? She already
worked so hard.
Now she has to work even harder for SPM.
My poor child.
I think I know why she
didn't get eight A's, Boss.
-Why?
-The tok guru said
I need to bathe your whole
family for a month.
Does one month mean 30 or 31 days?
Maam and Nisa only did it for 30 days!
Maybe it was supposed to be 31 days.
That's why it didn't work.
Now we need to find
a stronger shaman for Nisa.
What if we try online services, Boss?
One moment.
MONEY-MAKING SHAMAN
All kinds available.
WIFE-CONTROL AMULET.
Like this one?
Might be a scam.
Online services like this,
It's easy to tell if they're a scam.
This one.
DAILY AMULEWow. All the reviews look good.
That'll do.
Good thing you're my personal assistant.
Of course, Boss.
I'll make sure you get
the latest information.
That's right.
BOSS, THERE'S A TOKTOK LIVE - SPM EDITION
"MIND-CLEARING WATER."
Who is that?
No one.
What do you call messages
that get sent over and over?
What are they called?
Spam?
Spam.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
My dear viewers.
Tonight, I've got a special offer for you.
SPM edition mind-clearing water!
This is no ordinary water.
This water was left overnight in Mina.
But
stock may run out tonight because
everyone's going to want it!
SPM is just around the corner, right?
Because once you drink this,
you'll get straight A's, nothing else!
I DON'T BELIEVE ITHIS MIND-CLEARING WATER
IS PART OF SUNNAH? HYPOCRITE
Looks like some of you still have doubts.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce Manap.
He's 16 years old.
He's the worst student in his school.
If you don't believe me,
message me privately.
I'll give you the school's number
so you can contact his teacher. Yes?
Today, Manap will be our test subject.
He'll drink this first.
All right?
Manap, drink it.
In the name of Allah.
Manap. Seven times eight?
56.
CLEVER SHAMAN
Excellent.
Alright, let's try something harder.
Four hundred eighty five times 78?
37,830.
JUST MULTIPLICATION IS NOTHING.
THIS IS JUST A TRICK.
Looks like some of you
still doubt my product.
That's fine. I'll prove this isn't a scam.
So, comment below.
Send me the words you want
Manap to translate into French.
TRY SAYING YOUR MUM IS GREEN IN FRENCH
Go on, Manap.
"Your mum is green" in French.
Ta mere est verte.
Bonjour!
So, all of you need to get it tonight
because we've got a huge offer!
From RM12.50 down to
-just RM1.55.
-Done.
Buy now, buy now!
Ma'am, could you sign here?
TOTAL AMOUNT RM22,250.00
Ah, it's here.
Dear! It's so expensive.
This is the mind-clearing water
that was left overnight in Mina.
Yes, but SPM is in 90 days.
All these bottles?
Yes, I bought them all so no one else can.
Only then can Nisa be the top student.
Look. One moment.
I'll try it.
Hey, wait.
Have you tried it?
Havent tried it yet? Thats your loss.
-Yes!
-No. What do you want me to do?
To see if it works.
No. Who knows what this is.
You drink it yourself.
If you don't try it, how will you know?
Get someone else.
-Nisa.
-No, she's at school.
Right that's fine.
In that case come here, bro.
Where are you going?
Looking for a lab rat.
Back in school,
what subject were you weakest in?
A lot.
Malay, English, Geography
You're so stupid. Just pick one.
All right. Geography.
Alright. Geography, right?
Before that you need to drink this.
-Finish it?
-Yes.
A bit more a bit more.
There we go.
Alright, good.
All right, yes? Alright?
Do you feel anything?
Does your body feel
Anything? Anything? Alright alright.
Like this, okay. Ready?
Here's the question:
what's the highest mountain in the world?
You don't know?
Why not?
Ah. He said we need to wait
five minutes after drinking it.
Let's wait five minutes.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
What's the longest river in the world?
You don't know that either?
This can't be why?
Wait. This is frustrating.
All right.
WE WANT A REFUND THIS IS A SCAM
SCAMMER! I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK KOREAN
You're unbelievable.
How was I supposed to know, Boss?
It looked real, didn't it?
You can't trust everything online.
It's all a scam.
We still need to find a shaman.
That's right!
Meeting in person is safer, Boss.
I want my RM22,250 back.
No matter what.
Did you use our joint account,
the one we saved for Hajj?
I can earn that money back later.
But we promised to go for Hajj
while we're still young.
Yes, we will just a little delayed.
Maybe 10 20 years
Ten years?
Enough, dear.
You've gone too far.
Enough of relying on shamans.
No.
Oh Allah
Sorry, Sir. I need to take my shot.
That's already out of bounds.
Sorry, I'm still learning.
-Are you working, Sir?
-How do you know?
I can tell from your style and manner.
Sorry for asking.
Is something bothering you, Sir?
No. Nothing at all.
Your aura feels very negative.
No.
I can read people.
Huh?
Wait.
What's troubling you
it's about your boss, isn't it?
How do you know, Sir?
Mr. K.
Just call me Mr. K.
My job matters
Im good at reading people.
Let me guess.
You're 35 years old.
You have a boss and you're
very loyal to him.
Correct.
Sometimes it feels like
you're his child, right?
So what are you waiting for?
Mama, we can't take a photo
as just the three of us.
Papa's afraid one of us might die.
It's just the three of us anyway.
-Peace be upon you!
-And peace be upon you too.
Quick!
Alright, alright. Nisa, at the back.
-Huh?
-Nisa at the back.
Alam, in the middle.
Sit down. And don't touch my wife.
Don't.
Alright, ready?
Ten seconds, okay? Set the timer.
Good.
Okay.
Smile.
Your boss strongly believes
in traditional practices.
It's like this, Mr. K my boss
I think your boss
wants his child to get eight A's in SPM.
He even took his child for
ritual flower baths for 30 days.
But the trial exam results
still weren't eight A's.
After that, you told him to go online.
Buy, buy, buy!
But he got scammed!
Your problem now
is how to recover the money
you spent on that so-called
mind-clearing water. Right?
Very precise.
Not a single detail is wrong.
It seems your boss relies
entirely on shamans.
Even in business.
He used to run a diving business
for tourists on the island.
But after the MCO,
his business couldn't survive
so his shaman advised him
to change businesses.
But it had to be related to golf balls.
To save divers like you
from losing their jobs, he switched
to retrieving golf balls.
Repacking and selling used golf balls.
He's kind-hearted.
It's just a pity.
He really is kind.
I should get going.
But I'm confident you can resolve this.
But Mr. K
What about this ball?
Keep it.
Who knows, it might bring luck.
I've got plenty more.
SPM SHAMAN
He's not just anyone, Alam.
Maybe he's a fraud, Papa.
He's not a fraud, Nisa.
If he were a fraud, he wouldn't
know everything about Alam.
That's right, Nisa.
Everything he said was spot on.
Not a single detail was wrong.
According to the elders,
people like him are enlightened.
Meaning, his knowledge is deep.
Don't take this lightly, okay?
Did you bring the SPM items?
Yes.
-Good.
-Boss.
Why does Ma'am look
a bit down this morning?
-Probably upset.
-About what, Boss?
Marriage problems,
you wouldn't understand.
About going for Hajj, Uncle.
Where are we now, Alam?
According to Waze, this is right.
Don't trust Waze too much.
Better trust Waze, Papa, than a shaman.
There, Boss. That's it.
See?
That Mr. K is really something.
We haven't even met that shaman yet, Papa.
What if he's like that flower-bathing
shaman from before?
Do you want eight A's in SPM, Nisa?
SPM SHAMAN - 100 METRES
SHAMAN MBAH SLAMEMbah, my name is Rashdan.
This is my wife, Sakinah,
and my daughter, Nisa.
This is Alam. My personal assistant.
We're here because
we were told that you can ensure
my child gets eight A's in SPM.
Correct.
Only SPM.
Nothing else.
He's the right person.
Alright, Mbah. Good.
-Is your child stupid?
-Huh?
No. My child is clever. It's just me who
-Stupid?
-Hmm.
I just want to make sure
she gets eight A's.
Did you bring her exam items?
Yes.
Give them to me.
Her stationery, eraser and ruler.
-Here they are.
-Ah.
Do you have the offering?
Oh, yes The offering.
Yes, Mbah. Here.
-What is this?
-The offering.
May I ask?
Peoples sincerity can differ,
so each heart may
be sincere in its own way.
How much is this?
There's RM200 here.
-RM200?
-Yes.
Only RM100.
Oh.
Only RM100? That's cheaper.
A discount? Good.
Here. RM100.
RM100 per day.
-What?
-Per day. Every day.
Huh?
Yes, starting from today until SPM ends.
RM100 a day.
Understood?
You must understand,
education costs are rising.
Even my khadam wants to read books.
But books are expensive now.
Understand?
Right?
How many days until SPM?
Eighty eight days, Papa.
Eighty eight days that's a lot.
RM8,800.
I'm done.
Boss.
RM8,800 isn't much.
Your family's flight costs more than that.
For Nisa's future, right?
Alright, Mbah. I agree. RM8,800.
If you agree, good.
Transfer it to my account.
Use the QR code.
No cash.
Here. What's your WhatsApp number?
I'll send you the QR code.
Here, Mbah.
Sent.
RM8,800. Alright, Mbah.
-Youve received RM8,800.
-Deal, yes?
-The items?
-Oh. Right.
-Here.
-Yes, these are the items.
All of you.
That won't do.
All of you, just say hulk'.
I'll say "tui".
Okay.
Faster. Louder on the 'hulk'.
So long! Thats a long tui really long.
Wow. There's chilli in this.
That's strong.
Mix it.
Strong.
Take it.
No way Nisa's using this
Mama.
Remember during the exam,
use all of this.
Everything will go smoothly. Just
there are a few taboos.
First
dont wash these items.
Or it won't work as well.
Yes? The spell I've given you.
Second
Yes?
These items must be used
with your right hand.
Do not use your left hand.
Use your left hand only to
put it in the zip-lock bag.
-Understand?
-Alright, understood.
Third
Dont step over the items that
have been chanted.
Do not.
And fourth
Do not take this into the toilet.
Remember. Do not forget these taboos.
Okay?
You may leave now.
-Alright.
-Yes.
-Mbah.
-Yes?
If you're really that clever, tell me
is the bird in my hand alive or dead?
Nisa, what are you doing?
That's rude.
You want to test me, little girl?
Its alright. I'll answer.
If I say the bird is alive,
you'll squeeze your hand
so that the bird dies.
If I say the bird is dead,
you'll loosen your hand
so the bird flies free.
Am I clever?
Wow Mbah is really clever.
He really is.
I'm sorry, Mbah. She didn't mean it.
She is quite stupid.
-We'll get going.
-Yes.
Before that, lets take a photo.
One, two smile.
Ill add my picture later in Photoshop.
Yes.
Thank you.
Forget you were ever here.
-Alright.
-Forget it.
Where are we now?
-No idea.
-Forgot, right? Good.
Go ahead.
It was worth it, Alam. Meeting Mr. K.
I could feel Mbah Slamets aura.
His enlightenment is on another level.
You just got scammed.
Really?
Really? You sure?
Yes, Papa you just wasted RM8,800.
Dont compare Mbah Slamet
to that flower-bathing shaman.
Earlier, when I asked the riddle there
was nothing in my hand.
Huh?
Ta-daa!
Mbah, open the door!
Stop hiding!
I want my money back!
He's not coming out, dear.
Doesnt matter. He'll come out.
What if he doesnt, Boss?
Well wait till he goes to the ATM,
then grab him.
Fine, Mbah.
If you won't come out, we'll wait.
Just forget the money.
I really need to pee.
Forget it?? That's RM8,800!
Exactly!
That's crazy!
If you need to pee, go behind the bushes.
Nisa, go with your mum.
Seriously?
Yes. I'm going to make
this place go viral.
Lets go, Nisa.
Dear, let's just go home.
Better for Nisa to study
than wait out here.
That's right, Papa.
This is a waste of time.
You just got scammed.
Somethings not right.
Wheres that golf ball?
It was right here.
Here it is. It rolled to the back.
Give it to me.
I feel like somethings off.
What number did you just call?
The last digit. What was it?
Three.
Three.
It shows eight here.
A bit smudged looks like a three.
You called the wrong number.
That's right.
What a waste of time.
Quick, call again. Set a new appointment.
Alright.
Hello?
Im looking for an SPM shaman.
Alright, alright.
Ill be there soon.
The earlier one was wrong, Boss.
This one's right.
Lets go.
Now? It's far, Boss.
-Where?
-Where, Alam?
-Pahang, Maam.
-Huh?
Boss.
At 30, I finally get to step
into the National Park.
See, MamaNisa.
Good thing we came.
Alright, Alam.
Do your thing. You go in first.
Me, Boss?
Yeah. You're our GPS.
You go first, we follow.
Okay, Boss.
SHAMAN NGOK TAWONG
Who are you?
Im Rashdan.
My wife, Sakinah.
My daughter, Nisa.
And this is Alam, my assistant.
Ngok Tawong.
Ngok Tawong?
Ngok, we came here with a request.
Before we get to that
First time here?
Yes, Ngok.
First time? Then you'll need to pay first.
Registration fee.
How much, Ngok?
-RM400.
-RM400?
There are four of you. So, RM400.
RM100 per person.
Besides, its almost night.
Different rate.
If you dont want to, its fine.
Come back in the daytime.
Its fine. We want to settle it now.
So, cash or QR?
Cash.
No internet here.
You're short a hundred.
He'll pay for himself.
Huh?
Boss.
Please pay first.
Deduct it from my salary.
You dont even have money for
the entrance fee, so how?
Please, Boss.
Sorry, Ngok.
You may state your request now.
We need help with my daughter's exams.
What exam?
-SPM.
-One moment, yeah?
Who's she talking to, Boss?
How would I know?
Her khadam, I guess.
Hey, shes coming back.
My khadam says
For SPM RM500.
Then what was the earlier fee for?
That was the registration fee.
-So expensive.
-Yes!
Alright.
That's enough.
Now we talk.
How many A's do you want?
We want eight As.
Eight As?
One A, RM100. Eight As RM800.
That's expensive.
Ngok, so we have to pay more?
Not me. My khadam says so.
Youll need to top up.
But its optional.
Depends on your budget.
No money, it's fine.
We can reduce the number of As.
No. I don't mind.
I want all eight.
For my child, I'll pay.
Here, RM800.
RM800, yes?
Do you have the items for the ritual?
They're about to begin.
Whos doing it?
-I don't see anyone.
-The unseen.
You cant see them. Only I can.
You cant.
Really?
Whats the unseen going to do?
Here, the unseen will
perform a special prayer.
Praying your child gets eight A's.
Prayers by the unseen are answered.
-Yes, I agree.
-Hmm.
This is what we want.
Ngok, here are the items.
Its okay.
Wait.
I'll place the items on the prayer mat.
They're about to begin.
Now, they bow.
Then they prostrate.
Sit between prostrations
then prostrate again.
Second rakaat.
Bow prostrate sit between prostrations.
Prostrate.
Ngok, why is it so fast?
It's really fast.
Their recitations and movements
are lightning fast.
We cant see it with normal eyes.
Only I can.
-Right?
-Hmm.
There.
Now they're praying.
Raise your hands in prayer.
-See that?
-Amen.
-What's wrong?
-There's a light.
It's shining on them. I felt it too.
Meaning?
It means the prayer is being lifted.
Lifted to the sky.
It means it'll come true.
With Allahs will it will. Thats it!
Its done.
-Done?
-Done. Ill go in for a bit.
The unseen have finished
their special prayer.
The items have been enchanted.
Remember!
Dont use other items during SPM.
Use only the enchanted items. Understand?
Okay, Ngok.
So, were done? We can go?
Thats right.
Where are the items?
I forgot. That needs to be paid too.
Submission fee.
-Pay?
-Yes.
Papa, are you sure this isnt a scam?
Something feels off, Boss.
You doubt Mr. K?
No. Just my opinion.
RM250.
The unseen are about to sleep. Pity them.
It's just that, Ngok.
I only have
RM100 left.
RM100?
Yes.
There. Check again. You might have more.
-Thats all?
-None.
Its okay. It's fine.
Here. A hundred's a hundred.
Right?
Besides, youre new.
So discount, right?
Wait here, yeah?
Ill be right back.
Where's Ngok Tawong?
Shes with her unseen friends.
Were getting scammed again, Pa.
No way, okay.
Alam, come. Ngok
Ngok Tawong.
-Ngok? Ngok?
-Hey Ngok!
This cant be right.
Ngek? Not Ngek, Ngok.
Did you see her? Did she come this way?
Our money's gone again right?
We cant get tricked twice.
This is your fault.
You didnt believe in this.
The number I gave you, was it right?
I dialed the number you told me to.
Let's just go back. Its late.
Better we try it ourselves.
Until its done, we're not going home.
So more money?
Pay for hotel?
No need to stay in a hotel.
I already bought a tent.
This tent's too small for four.
Definitely.
Its for me and my family.
What about me?
Just find a spot under the stars.
Enjoy the park.
Huh?
Where to?
-That lamp, is it hot?
-No.
-Promise?
-Yes.
Where do you want to go?
Come with me to the restroom.
Okay, dont forget.
Yes, I know.
Ask permission from your ancestors.
Good, very good.
Looks like shes sulking.
Want to ace your SPM?
Guaranteed results Contact Dr. Neo.
-Lets go! Move.
-We can go home now?
No. We're seeing a doctor.
A doctor?
You dont want another shaman, right?
So we'll see Dr. Neo.
-Dr. Neo? Who
-Wheres Alam?
Alam?
Where did he go?
-Alam?
-Alam!
Uncle Alam?
Boss.
Come on, were leaving.
I have
Have what?
If I tell you, you'll be shocked.
Just say it before I bite you.
I dont want to go home.
I want to stay here.
Huh?
I found the woman of my dreams.
You must be kidding.
I'm serious, Boss.
She's everything I've been looking for.
Alam.
Who are you talking about?
Are you serious?
Boss.
Alam.
Boss. Lets go, Boss.
Come on, Boss!
Come on, Boss!
Hey, you!
Which woman did you mean?
I didnt see anyone.
I think I saw a forest spirit, Boss.
-Huh?
-Thats enough. Dont say another word.
Alam!
Alam!
WARNING - PRIVATE AREA - NO VEHICLES.
What kind of doctor works
in a forest like this?
How would I know?
There are all kinds of doctors.
Well find out when we get there.
Okay, everyone. Listen up.
Were entering the forest.
There are rules. Okay?
Nisa, I'm serious.
That's right, Maam, Nisa.
No joking around in the forest.
Understood.
Alright, we're in.
Watch what you say.
No whistling. No showing off.
If you hear or smell
anything strange, don't respond.
And most importantly,
don't call out our real names.
So, Ill be X1. Sakinah, X2.
Nisa, X3. You, X4.
Got it?
Let's try, okay?
X1? Me.
X2? Me.
X3?
-X3 is not here, Boss.
-Thats wrong.
Youve already broken the rule.
Why me, Boss?
No, you must call me X1.
Understand? X4, X1.
"Boss" isnt a name.
I said you can't. Follow the rules.
-What?
-Instead of arguing, better find Nis X3!
Shes gone!
Right.
Good idea. Lets split up.
X4.
X2.
-X1.
-X2.
-X3!
-X3?
-Nisa? X3?
-X3!
X3!
X3!
X
How would she know she's X3?
Nisa!
Nisa?
Mama!
Mama!
Nisa?
Oh Allah shes here.
Weve been looking everywhere.
I didnt hear anything
Just someone calling X3.
X3 is you. Your call sign.
Papa gave it to you.
-Why?
-Forest rules.
-Mama.
-Yes?
Don't you think this is a bit foolish?
Weve already been tricked three times.
Why hasnt he realized yet?
He's just like you. Stubborn.
I'm not stubborn.
X3!
X3!
Alam!
Alam
-X3!
-Alam!
Alam, where are you going?
Alam are you okay?
Uncle's shivering, Mama.
Thats Papa, Uncle.
-Whats wrong with you?
-Boss.
I think this place is cursed.
We should go back.
Agreed. No need to see the doctor.
Lets just go home.
Dear. Hear that?
Alam and Nisa dont want to continue.
They want to go back.
Whats wrong with all of you?
We're already here.
Whats wrong with just meeting him?
We're not seeing a shaman,
we're seeing a doctor.
Are you serious? You dont want to come?
Fine. Ill go alone.
I'm going I'm
Maam, should we let him go alone?
Alright then.
Lets go with him.
Poor thing hes all alone.
-But, Mama
-Come on.
Alam, hurry.
X1, what is this?
How should I know, X4?
I just got here.
Its fine. Ill go check on them.
-What's this?
-Dr. Neo has arrived.
His outfit is different.
Not like a shaman.
This is called Neo-shamanism.
No wonder it looks like the Matrix.
So the Matrix is real?
What's neoshamanism?
Neoshamanism is a new kind
of shamanic practice.
It has nothing to do
with traditional methods.
You can Google it
if you want to know more.
This doctor is young.
Dont be fooled.
He only looks young,
but he's actually 850 years old.
What's your name, Sir?
X4.
-That your real name?
-No.
Its my forest name.
Scared somethings messing with you, huh?
But once you're in this area,
theres nothing to worry about.
Dr. Neo has secured the whole place.
Alright, brother.
Ah.
Excuse me a moment.
My name is Alam.
Thank you.
Hey, don't drink that.
Why, Boss?
I told you, out here you cant just eat
anything. Youve got to be careful.
Who knows if the food's been charmed.
Understand, Nisa?
Remember what I said?
Do we really have to?
Yes, if you want to be safe, you do.
Saying "Bismillah" is enough.
"Bismillah" is a must,
but you still have to do the other thing.
Alright, everyone?
Your tongue should touch your palate.
If it tickles, its safe.
If not, its bad.
Why bad?
That means its not good. It could make
you sick, bloated, in pain anything.
How am I supposed to know?
Ticklish?
Impressive, Boss. Ticklish.
There's more?
Dessert too? Nice.
That's all
Alright.
Our turn. Let's go.
SHAMAN DR. NEO
What are you staring at?
Doctor, is it true you're 850 years old?
The secret to youth
lies in proper practice.
Not plastic surgery.
Thats just a waste of money.
What brings you here?
Doctor, this is my daughter.
She'll be taking the SPM, so
Its alright.
I know.
Dont worry.
Dont be anxious.
Its normal during exam season.
Wait a moment.
LEAKED SPM EXAM QUESTIONS
Pass it down.
Done.
Inside this book are all the questions
and the answers for this year's SPM.
Memorize it.
Congratulations.
Your daughter will definitely
score eight A's.
I am truly indebted to you, Doctor.
Whatever the fee, I'll pay.
Fee?
We dont call it a fee here,
it's a consultation charge.
Give what you can.
-Whatever I can give?
-Yes.
Really, Doctor? No hidden charge
or anything like that?
I dont want to be scammed.
Of course. I'm here to help.
If my husband only pays RM10,
is that okay?
That's fine.
Even RM1, I'll accept it, sincerely.
See?
This is genuine.
Why?
Its just Doctor before this I was
scammed by two shamans.
Theyve already scammed me
out of thousands of ringgit.
Ah. Thats normal nowadays.
Its the end times.
Its hard to tell who's real
and who's a scammer.
How do I make the payment?
QR code only.
Its the cashless era now.
Is there Wi-Fi here?
There is.
Search for "apaitumatriks."
Infinothing.
Yes, theres Wi-Fi.
Okay, Doctor RM10, right?
Okay. Infinothing.
Can you show them the way out?
Hold on.
Sir, Maam.
Before you leave,
theres still something to pay.
We've already paid the Doctor.
That was just the doctors
consultation fee.
Then whats this?
That covers food, snacks, and drinks.
Wasnt that the welcome drink earlier?
Yes, we didnt even ask for them.
But Sir, you didnt refuse, right?
Feels like were being
scammed again, Mama.
Its okay, lets hear them out first.
How much?
Fruit platter: RM300.
Coconut drinks: RM250.
Coasters: RM70.
Coasters?!
OMG, weve definitely been scammed.
Straws: RM20.
Coconut scoop: RM45.
Fruit forks: RM45.
Table rental: RM150.
Chair rental: RM400.
Fruit cake: RM150.
Delivery fee: RM800.
Come on, RM800 is a bit much.
Sir, this is the forest.
It's far to carry things in.
No. I dont agree.
I want to see the Doctor.
You're trying to bully us.
Dear
Just pay. Its okay.
Otherwise, we can't leave.
Right, Boss. Just pay.
Im not married yet.
I want to go home.
Nisa if you dont get eight As,
I don't know what else to say.
I'm willing to spend thousands for you.
Even your mother is willing
to sacrifice, even her Hajj savings.
RM2,230.
Alright, done.
Satisfied?
Thank you. Please come again.
Shamans are really expensive now.
Everything costs money.
Money, money, money
Nisa, open the book. Check it.
Please check it.
I knew it.
I told you, dear.
Weve already seen three shamans.
Havent you learned anything?
Im tired of relying on shamans.
It never ends.
Too many taboos.
This cant be done, that cant be done.
Do you know, its all nonsense.
What nonsense?
Not nonsense, you say?
Every time we leave the house,
I have to wait for your rituals.
You can't open an umbrella indoors.
We cant even take a photo
of the three of us.
To hold an event, we have to throw
underwear on the roof,
to prevent the rain.
Even to pee, we need
the elders permission.
Don't you see? It's all superstition.
Dont insult our ancestors' practices.
So you're saying they
were committing shirk?
We are Nisas parents.
We should pray ask Allah.
Do you know?
A parent's prayers for their
children are easily accepted.
Ive committed many sins.
Sometimes what I pray for isnt granted.
And even when it is, it comes too late.
I seek Your forgiveness, Allah.
What nonsense are you talking about?
Yes. Have you forgotten?
What did I say before?
I wanted to be rich before I turned 30.
But by the time I turned 40,
we only just got by.
Just barely.
Can you just listen to what you said?
Dont forget, everything is Allahs will.
If He wills it, it will happen.
Yes that's true.
But isnt it thanks to the
shamans I saw, right?
Alam.
Stop.
Huh, Boss? You want me to stop?
I said stop, or Ill expose your secret.
Enough! Go find the shaman yourself.
Nisa, lets go.
GOHTONG JAYA
Boss.
Arent you going after Ma'am?
No. Let her be. Shell calm down.
So, we just wait?
Yes, Alam. That's how women are.
We cant fight fire with fire.
What secret was my wife talking about?
You don't need to know.
-Boss!
-Hmm?
They havent come back.
Who?
Ma'am and Nisa.
I think they've really left.
No answer?
No.
I just
If they really went back to KL, then fine.
-But
-But what?
Im scared theyve been kidnapped.
-Why didnt you say so yesterday?
-Huh?
If you had told me this yesterday,
I would have asked you to find my wife.
Youre really a handful.
Oh man
Does this have anything to do with
the secret my wife mentioned?
No, Boss. Nothing.
I swear.
Enough. Lets go.
Where could they be?
Looks like someone's there.
Hey, stop. I want to ask him.
Maybe he saw something.
Okay, stop. Stop.
Hello. Sorry to bother you.
I just want to ask
Did you see two women pass by here?
Looking for Shaman Alami?
No, not that.
Im looking for my wife and daughter.
Maybe you've seen them.
Dont you want to see Shaman Alami?
No.
Maybe he doesnt understand, Boss.
Its okay. Lets go.
Thank you.
Stop. Stop!
What is it, Boss?
Did you hear what he said just now?
What?
He asked if I wanted to see Shaman Alami.
A shaman a shaman.
This must be a sign.
I was meant to meet him.
Lets go back.
What about Ma'am and Nisa?
Its fine.
Well ask about Nisas SPM first.
Then well ask about them, 'Sir, do you
know where Sakinah and Nisa went?'
You're very smart.
Two birds with one stone.
Usually, women can multitask better.
Yes.
Enough. Turn the car around. I cant wait.
Arent we going to see Shaman Alami?
Yes.
But meeting Shaman Alami isnt easy.
You'll need to stay overnight.
Oh.
Tomorrow morning, after you wake up,
Ill take you to meet Shaman Alami.
But there's one more thing.
From now on, you must start fasting.
Fasting again?
Its okay, Alam. If it means meeting
Shaman Alami we can do it.
Follow me.
Please.
Your beds ready.
-Here?
-Hmm.
Here?
Here.
Before you sleep,
smear mud all over your body.
Huh?
Are you serious, Boss?
It's part of the procedure.
Anyone who wishes to meet Shaman Alami,
must cover their body in mud.
It's to cleanse you of modern impurities.
The more modern the world becomes,
the more pollution our bodies absorb.
No wonder people seeking
peace leave the city, Alam.
I see.
From the earth we come,
to the earth we return.
Wow I can feel it his spiritual aura.
Please.
Still want to do it, Boss?
Your name is Alam: Nature.
You must become one with it.
Go on. Don't be shy.
Boss, Im hungry.
Lets find something to eat.
No. Shaman Alami will know.
Theyre not here, they wont know.
Did you forget what he said earlier?
You mustnt break the rules.
Remember.
We have to do this.
We must become one with nature.
Only then will our purity shine.
Otherwise, how will we meet Shaman Alami?
Wait.
Dont forget the fourth rule.
But I cant take it anymore, Boss.
No. You must not kill anything.
Not even a mosquito. No.
Even Ramadan isnt this hard, Boss.
Youre exaggerating.
Close your eyes. Focus. Alright?
Time will pass quickly.
The sun will rise soon.
Boss, you've always been
stubborn about these things.
Enough. Go to sleep, Alam.
My face feels tight already,
and you talk too much.
Okay, Boss.
Praise be to God.
May Allah grant you a long life, Boss.
-Wake up.
-Hmm?
Its time to meet Shaman Alami.
-Eat this first.
-Oh, okay.
We dont eat processed food here.
Everything here is natural
food from the earth.
After eating, you must cleanse yourself
of the mud that carries
the scent of modern life.
This is good, Boss.
Cassava.
My fast is over.
It's so cold!
The mosquitoes really got to you.
Boss, they didn't bite you at all?
Not at all.
See.
I told you to eat more vegetables,
but you wouldn't listen.
What does that have to do with it, Boss?
I eat a lot of bitter gourd
and vegetables.
Thats why my blood is bitter
so mosquitoes dont like it.
Your blood is sweet.
No wonder youre still single.
Definitely.
When I get back,
I want to follow your method.
Eat bitter gourd!
Bitter gourd! Yes!
Alright.
You're now free from
the scent of modernity.
Shaman Alami is ready to receive you.
Come.
SHAMAN ALAMI
Wow he looks like Amy Search.
Alright.
Shaman Alami congratulates you both
for successfully purifying yourselves
of all traces of modernity.
What brings you here?
We have two requests.
First, I want my daughter to
get eight As in her SPM.
And the second
Please help me find my wife and daughter.
I dont know where theyve gone.
I've called them, but there's no answer.
As for the SPM, that's not difficult.
I will give you blessed water.
It has been prepared with prayers.
It comes from pure springs,
untouched by any industrial process.
One bottle per day.
How many days until the SPM ends?
Eighty-six days.
I will prepare 86 bottles.
How much is the fee, Tok?
Here, we live in harmony with nature.
We dont need money.
Oh, good.
Thank you, Tok. Thank you very much.
Just pray this place is not exploited
or consumed by modernization.
Let it remain natural like this.
Alright, Tok. No problem.
I will pray every day.
Until I die, I will keep praying.
But theres one condition.
Later, my assistant will place
the water in your car boot.
Do not open it until you
reach the destination.
That destination is not your home.
It will be an address I give you later.
Then how will my daughter drink it?
Just go to that place.
Only there it's free from the
influence of modernization
to preserve the purity of this water.
Understood?
Okay. No problem, Tok.
So the SPM matter is settled.
But what about my wife? Can you check?
Im sorry.
Regarding your wife, Sir, I cannot help.
Why not?
I can only see a glimpse.
My hijab blocks my view.
Nisa isnt here.
Then how can you prepare
the blessed water?
Dont ask too much.
Sorry, Shaman Alami.
May I have the car key?
Boss, be careful.
What if this is a scam to take the car?
Here, we prefer to walk instead
of using modern vehicles.
Remember.
From the earth we come,
to the earth we return.
If theres a roadblock,
dont let them open the boot.
If you open it,
the water will lose its purity.
-Understood?
-Dont worry.
I'll remember this.
Good.
Sigh still not signal.
Its okay.
What matters is,
Shaman Alami said they're heading to KL.
Dont worry, Boss.
When Im full, I think more positively.
Good.
Oh no.
STOP - POLICE CHECK POINHow, Boss?
Stay calm. Just keep driving.
It's just that
I get nervous easily.
Dont worry, okay?
With this ring, whenever theres trouble,
things will ease.
Alright, its our turn now.
Now, Boss?
Go! He's calling!
Alright, Boss.
Alam! Alam!
Stop him! Stop him!
Stop! Stop!
Do you want the police to chase us?
No, I just want to move forward a bit.
Why are you speeding like that?
Reverse! Reverse!
More! More!
Why didn't you stop?
Sorry, Sir. I pressed too hard.
Where are you actually going?
Im coming from the shaman's
from the back.
From the back?
-What back?
-Back there.
What's the problem, Sir?
We didnt do anything wrong.
Hey, get out!
I want to check your boot. Out. Now.
Why, Sir? We didnt do anything wrong.
Right, Boss?
Out now! I want to check your boot.
Quick!
Alright, open it.
Let me see.
Hey!
This is kratom water!
Mineral water!
Mineral water, bullshit!
This is kratom water.
This is all your fault!
You're such a pain!
POLICE LOCKUP
I told you, Boss.
I panic around police.
Fine, panic all you want.
But why would you drive into an officer?
Why can't you drive like other people?
He told you to stop. Just stop!
Im just a straightforward person.
Thats why you like me, right?
Straight, my ass! You're way too naive.
Seriously naive!
No point being a kratom mule.
-So what now, Boss?
-I dont know!
GOHTONG JAYA POLICE STATION
Nurul Salamiah bin Hasan.
Nurul Salamiah bin Hasan!
That's me, Sir.
Lets go.
-Me?
-Yes. Who else?
-Me?
-Not you.
Why just him?
Someone's already bailed him out.
If no one bails you out,
youll stay here overnight.
Alam.
Ask whoever bailed you out,
to bail me out too.
Sorry, Boss. Luck's not the
same for everyone. Right?
Alam!
Alam, dont leave me.
I love you, Alam.
You love me too, right?
We promised.
Right?
-Right?
-Yes.
-Oh no!
-Right?
Promise!
Alam! Alam!
Rashdan Mahbob.
Yes, that's me.
Come with me.
GOHTONG JAYA POLICE STATION
Sir
Hmm?
Is this kratom mule your husband?
Boss! Boss!
Boss!
Boss
Boss
What are you doing here?
Good thing Ma'am and Nisa came.
Otherwise, Id be dead.
And as your employee,
I have to stay loyal.
Wait, you said someone bailed you out.
You don't need to know.
Give me the keys.
What's this?
Get in! Get in!
Get in, quick!
Nurul Salamiah bin Hassan.
Is that really your name?
Why is your name like that?
In the job application form,
you wrote something else.
That's embarrassing, Boss.
My name sounds like a girls.
Dont laugh, Boss.
Thats why I dont want anyone to know.
So this is the secret my wife mentioned.
Hmm.
Only Ma'am knows.
I asked for help to send
money to my village.
Boss.
You said,
your ring brings ease in hardship.
But throughout our journey,
nothing went smoothly.
I did something wrong. I sinned.
Thats why things didn't go smoothly.
I hope you've learned something.
What did you learn?
I learned we should never be fooled
into becoming a kratom mule.
Oh Allah
We shouldn't rely on shamans anymore.
I know. I was just joking.
-So, have you repented?
-Yes.
I know, I was too obsessed with all this,
so focused on Nisas SPM
that I neglected my wife and
stopped listening to her.
Thats it.
And Ive decided, if I get out of lockup
I want to take my family for Hajj.
Praise be to God.
DETOUR
Uncle. Where are we now?
Yes, Alam. Which way are we going?
I dont know. Too many roads are closed.
So many detours,
Im just following the road.
Its so quiet here.
Papa, Im scared.
Dont worry. Were on Waze,
well find the main road.
Oh no, no signal. Do you have a signal?
I dont, Boss.
Me neither.
Its too quiet. Should we turn back?
Yes, Papa. Please.
-Boss, there.
-Hmm?
Eh thats a Siamese shaman sign.
Let's turn back.
No. This is a good sign.
Papa, didnt you just repent?
That was earlier. But now
Nisa, this is a great opportunity.
Boss, is this safe?
If we dont go, well never know.
Right?
Hello.
Welcome.
SHAMAN SEMCHAI
Never thought a remote village like
this would have a Siamese shaman.
Tok, this is our good fortune.
Not many people know about this place.
Right at the end there,
it leads straight to Thailand.
Go get a massage.
Theres even a tuk-tuk there.
Were at the border, right, Boss?
Didn't expect this, huh?
Mama Papa only repented for a while.
Be careful, dear. Dont get scammed again.
Ouch, that's hot!
Do you believe this?
I think this is the real deal.
I have something to ask.
What do you want to see me for?
Actually, we came because of my daughter.
We want to make sure
she gets eight As in her SPM exams.
Is this your daughter?
Yes, my daughter.
Fair cute.
Usually its older people who come here.
Nice to see someone young.
Are the items ready?
Weren't the items already
taken by Miss Ngok?
I prepared extra. Efficient, right?
Here, Tok.
These are the items.
Oh she's a student.
I'll enchant it first, okay.
Daughter.
Tok
Sorry, I mean no disrespect.
Its just
Ive been scammed many times
by shamans out there, Tok.
So if possible, Tok show me
a little of your power.
Other than these flames?
Just once is enough.
Im not the government.
I don't have that kind of power.
Its okay Ill show you.
He told me.
Rashdan bin Mahbob,
married to Nur Sakinah Abu Hasan.
Used to run a business.
Travel.
A travel agency.
During the MCO unfortunate.
Diving for golf balls.
You have a loyal assistant.
Alam and human.
But Alam isn't his real name.
His real name is
Nurul Salamiah bin Hasan.
That's an unusual name.
Damn.
He knows everything.
You're in debt. Yes.
You owe RM22,250
Oh because you gave
the wrong Toktok link.
Mind-clearing water, yes.
Rashdan.
Use the money to go for Hajj, yes?
This is even more
powerful than Mr. K, Boss.
He even knows your sins.
Alright, Tok. I believe you.
How much is the fee? Im willing to pay.
We dont use Ringgit here.
Oh, Baht?
We dont use Baht here.
We use items instead.
Here we use
kid
kidney.
The parents. I want your pinky fingers.
You're joking, right?
No, I'm not joking.
I'm serious.
This isn't a theme park to have fun.
Cant we use something else, Tok?
No. For it to work, it has to be that!
Tok, if its about money, I can give.
If not money, I have land too.
Land in Kuala Lumpur,
anything valuable, I can give it.
I can even give money from my EPF savings.
What?
I only accept this
Pinky finger.
It's effective.
If thats the case, we
might as well cancel.
No way!
I've cast the spell!
The khadam has been moving
between Thailand and Malaysia!
I've put everything into this spell.
This is a real shaman, dear.
Tok.
No other way, Tok?
No, Ive already cast the spell!
It involves the bloodline now!
A sacrifice is needed!
The khadam demands blood.
So a pinky finger is required!
Tok! I have an idea. Take his instead.
Hes still young.
Hes not married.
His kidneys are still fresh.
Boss, what is this?
You give yours first.
Ill replace it later.
-No.
-Please.
No!
He has nothing to do with this.
It has to be a blood relative.
Blood relative.
The parents!
That was close
I love you, Shaman Semchai.
Tok! What is that?
-Huh?
-Now!
Trying to escape?
Trying to escape?
Want to end up like this?
Let's all laugh together!
I told you, but you wouldnt listen!
Papa, I want to sit for the SPM
not become a skeleton.
Give me your pinky finger
and your kidney now!
Please, Tok.
There must be another way.
We need the kidneys and
fingers for the long term.
Please, Tok!
Im just here to accompany them.
I told you, I love you, Shaman Semchai!
Please, Tok let us go.
Release?
When you cast the spell,
you didn't think about that, did you?
Alright.
You like it?
Papa?
I cant. I cant.
Boss, Im sorry
I need to pass out right now!
Nisa! Sakinah!
Oh Allah, please help me.
I ask for Your forgiveness, Oh Allah.
If You save me and my family today,
I promise I won't do this again, Oh Allah.
I truly repent.
No more superstition ever again.
Please, Oh Allah.
Shaman Semchai, open this door now!
Please, help us!
Save me and my family! Please!
Semchai!
We told you,
no more shirk practices in this village!
Everyone, get out now!
Let us deal with this sinful shaman!
Angry Bird.
Huh? Can run?
Come on, come on!
Get your shoes!
Quick! Quick!
Get in the car! Quick!
Oh our Lord,
grant us goodness in this world
SIX MONTHS LATER
and goodness in the hereafter,
and protect us from
the torment of hellfire.
Glory be to your Lord, the Lord of might,
above all that they say.
And peace be upon the Messengers.
And all praise is for Allah,
the Lord of all worlds.
May Allah accept from us and from you all.
Lets get ready.
We're going to collect the results.
-Papa?
-Hmm?
If I don't get eight As, is that okay?
Its okay, Nisa.
Weve done our best.
Now let Allah decide.
Whatever Allah gives, we accept.
But what if I don't go abroad to study?
I will withdraw the EPF savings.
Huh? Why?
She still doesnt understand.
Nisa, I want you to be the first
in our family to study abroad.
I can earn money. Besides
you can't take money to the grave.
-Right, dear?
-Right.
That's enough. I'm going to get ready.
-Mama.
-Hmm?
Papa's really changed after
that night, hasn't he?
Hmm.
Well arrange for your husband
to meet a shaman,
who will deceive him.
Hopefully he'll realize
he shouldnt rely on shamans
or waste money on superstitions.
But what if it still doesnt work, Mr. K?
Well send another one.
But you need to change
the last digit on the golf ball,
to a different number.
So we can set it up for
the invisible shaman.
What if the invisible one
doesnt work either?
Well get another one.
And if that still fails?
You'll leave him in
the middle of the road.
My team will send a van to pick you up,
and take you to a hotel while
he meets a more experienced shaman.
But why cant I come along?
Trust me, you don't want
to be involved in this.
What matters is you make
sure you bail him out.
He should already be scared
and regretful of what he's done.
Madam Sakinah, how are you?
Praise be to Allah.
Let me introduce my shamans to you.
Theyve done their best for you.
Everyone, meet Madam Sakinah.
She is the one who hired us
for the recent job.
So all of you are real shamans?
Let me introduce them.
I am
Afdlin Shauki.
I hate musicals!
Ozlynn Waty.
Hi. I am Aedy Ashraf.
Hi
You're the one who made
my husband a kratom mule, right?
I was the one who planted the kratom.
So when the police caught him,
he ended up in lockup.
There are roadblocks
every day along his route.
Oh Allah, now I understand.
If you hadnt explained it,
I'd still be confused.
Theres just one thing I want to say.
Not complaining, just some feedback.
I don't think my husband was
really affected by these shamans.
What really changed him
It was Shaman Semchai.
After he met that shaman,
he repented and never turned back.
But it wasn't part of the plan, right?
Ma'am, let me introduce you to Johan.
Hello.
Shaman Semchai!
Let me introduce Nafis, Dahi.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes.
Knees and toes.
My husband really believed you were dead.
He did tahlil for you every day.
To make it feel real,
that was just a special effect we created.
Then what about the heart
being grabbed from afar?
That was real too?
That was all a placebo effect.
When were obsessed with something,
well believe anything.
-But thats our secret, Ma'am.
-Oh, yes. Of course.
I truly want to thank you.
I'm deeply indebted to
Mr. K and your team.
You've helped me a lot.
You're the best chess master,
very efficient and skilled.
That was our responsibility.
If you want to know,
those shamans were very good
at deceiving people.
But they got caught,
sent to prison, and are
now under probation.
This is considered the final
test before we release them
back into society.
To see if theyve truly
changed and repented.
What a remarkable initiative, Mr. K.
Yes, Ma'am. I want to see a better world.
To free the world from
superstition and false beliefs.
This is my small contribution
to the world.
May you remain steadfast.
Because I think we need more
people like you in this world.
Thank goodness its all done.
There's one more thing we need to settle.
Theres more?
Ive sent the QR code.
We still have to pay?
I thought it was for the community?
It is for the community.
But the costs still need to be covered.
You know, everythings expensive nowadays.
-There!
-Huh?
She's here. Come on!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Why?
I dont want to hear it.
How many A's did you get?
Guess.
I dont want to guess.
Eight As?
Yes!
-Seriously?
-Seriously!
Dont toy with my feelings.
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Praise be to Allah.
See? No need for talismans.
Dont joke, please. Eight As.
My child is amazing.
Didn't expect that, right?
I apologize for not believing
in you all this time.
I'm the one who should say
thank you to Mama and Papa
for praying for me.
Your prayers were answered.
Dear, this means we dont
need to use our EPF savings.
This means, God willing, we can
go for Hajj this year, right?
God willing.
But I want a gift.
What gift?
I want a car!
A car?
Ah.
-Sure!
-Really, Papa?
Yes, just pray a lot.
God willing, you'll get it.
Pray more, okay?
Who wouldve thought, even
Malay with an accent can get an A.
Mama, look at Papa.
Thats true.
Ever since she was young, she's always
watched English videos on YouTube.
No wonder.
Dear, enough now.
She's already got eight As.
Maya.
Even though its hard to say this
We have to accept it.
We cant be together.
We're very different in terms of age.
Im sorry, Maya.
Lets pray we'll be together
when we're the same age.
So after this, Maya dont come looking
for me anymore.
We have to accept this.
Hopefully it's only temporary, Maya.
I'll miss you, Maya.
Me too.
Promise me you wont look for me.
Promise.
Praise be to Allah.