Abduct (2025) Movie Script
1
Whoopsie.
Hey, man.
There's a construction crew.
What's up?
What?
You said you were gonna be able
To cover my shifts this weekend.
Yeah, I mean, ask Brian
I can't do it.
I'm not gonna be here.
Me and Emma are leaving to Santa Clarita
In like five minutes.
Just get Brian to do it.
Okay, well, let me know what he says.
All right, I gotta go, bye.
Babe?
Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
Yeah, the guys are almost here.
When's the last time we were all together?
Um, Big Bear.
Oh yeah, right, when you kept me awake
Drunk all night in a hot tub.
Okay, well, that's your
fault for getting a room
That was next to the hot tub.
You were singing alone in a hot tub
3:00 AM when everyone was trying to sleep
Right outside my room.
Well, I'm sorry
But I'm gonna take advantage of a hot tub.
Oh my God, is your work
literally calling you again?
Yeah, sorry.
Mark says, "He can't cover my shift now."
Even though he said he would.
God, this bar's such a goddamn mess.
Just text Jeff, he's the manager.
It's his job to figure it out not yours.
I know.
It's just, that's the way that bar is.
It's a mess.
You know, it's like, last
minute shift coverages.
The thing's gonna be under in like a month.
I think everything's gonna be fine.
Dude, where are we going?
Your uncle's place is seriously
In the middle of nowhere.
You will love it, all right?
He's in-he's on vacation
in Reno, or something
And he said that
"We could stay there for the weekend."
Hey, why'd you bring like a big roller bag
For a weekend trip, you weirdo?
I'm OCD, and I just threw
a bunch of shit in a bag.
Don't judge me.
I'm glad you're prepared
Because I am severely under packed.
I've got you.
Wow.
Where's the hot tub?
I wanna be away from that room.
Hot tub? Yeah.
My uncle doesn't have a hot tub.
No no no no no no.
Get wide, get ready.
Yeah, I basically started it so it's like
Obviously gonna break on the next one.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't even know why
we're doing this. You know
The fireplace is like a...
It's like a candle or something.
Really, doesn't need logs?
No.
Why don't you tell me
that in the first place?
You seemed really committed.
All right, well, tell Emma that I cut it.
I'm not gonna tell her.
Victory piece!
Hey.
Hi.
What?
It was...
How was the wood chopping?
It was good, yeah.
You know, it's actually not that hard.
You just gotta settle at your stance
And then just really drive
through with your hips.
Drive through?
Yeah.
You didn't chop a piece of wood, did you?
No, I didn't chop any wood, yeah, busted.
That's okay.
That's okay, next time.
Oh God.
Cheers.
He's had a few.
Okay, Chris, your turn.
Two truths and a lie.
Right, okay.
And actually play the game this time.
I have chairophobia. That's not a thing.
I believe the greatest actress
In the world is Calista Flockhart.
Nah, that one's a lie.
And I can break glass with my voice.
See? He doesn't get it.
Those all sound like lies.
Yeah, the last one's like a movie thing
That's not even real.
Oh, it's a thing.
It's definitely a thing.
It's like in cartoons only.
Then do it.
Yeah do it. Just break
the glasses in our hands.
Don't ask him to do it.
Well, you guys should
cover your ears 'cause...
You're just drunk, that's impossible.
Oh God.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yeah, you can stop.
I never play this game, right.
No, we know that.
You're telling three lies.
Oh, cool, it's good that
you remembered the booze
But you forgot to get
our s'more stuff, bud.
You've been calling me
bud, like this whole trip.
You realize like calling
me bud or guy or boss
It's actually kind of condescending.
Okay, you're deflecting.
And I'd like s'mores.
And you're my bud. Yeah.
It's not that big of a deal, honestly.
We asked you last minute.
I got gas for the car.
Okay, I asked did you get s'more stuff
And you got beer.
I can't roast a beer.
Well, I did...
Just because you're sober
does not mean I have to be.
All right, so please
stop quietly judging me.
Aw, he's judged.
Yeah.
Nobody's judging you.
Nobody's judging anyone.
Guys, nobody's judging anyone.
We love that you're sober.
And you don't have to be.
100% percent. Good.
It's only my preference.
'Cause I'm not gonna be.
Who else would I drink with, right?
What the hell?
What? Did you see that?
What is that?
Hello?
Oh, it stopped.
I bet it's one of those
The air, air...
Air, hel-air...
Air...
Turbine?
Wheel.
You're talking about wind turbines?
Yeah, the air turbine
The air wind turbine.
I said it, wind turbine.
Wind propellers. I gave you the words.
Okay, Wikipedia.
Oh God.
Sorry.
I sat on your keys. Yeah give me my keys.
Thank you. You are such an idiot.
Green lights, weird noises
That is my cue.
I'm going inside.
What? My cue, I'm going inside.
No, what? Yeah.
I'm too, I'm kind of cold, yeah.
What? Yeah.
Come on. Yeah.
Guys, seriously,
it's probably just a hiker or something.
Put the fire out. What?
I guess it's just you and me then.
Can you relight these things?
I don't know.
You wanna put the top on?
Maybe make you feel a little manlier?
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
That's a good call.
Just let me know if you need me to do it.
Ha!
Oh!
I got it.
I'm... Very cute and very drunk.
Yeah. Yeah.
I love you. I love you too.
What?
Nothing. What?
I was...
I was thinking maybe...
Maybe we could try, ya know?
Tonight?
I thought you weren't ready.
I don't know, I think I am.
You think you're.
Why, why tonight, what's different?
I don't know.
I know, I know we talked before.
You know, and it was always like my job
And it was kind of just hard to...
Yeah, money stuff
And how it's hard and it's expensive.
Yeah, and I can barely look after us
But look, look I've been thinking about it
And people do a lot more with a lot less.
So, you know, why don't we give it a shot?
I just don't, I think you're just drunk
And you're gonna wake up and forget
That you talked to me about this.
Every other time we've talked about it
You said you weren't ready.
I'm pretty sure you said five years.
Time, all right.
How much did you get?
I have tad, rad, and bad.
Okay, I got those too.
Those are my first words.
So you have zero, that's zero words.
That's like a record.
Look at me.
This game is death.
We're not ready.
We're not even engaged.
Hey. We're not
Hey, this doesn't need to be
Ready financially. I know, I know.
It's not the right time. Just forget.
You know what, I'm stupid.
I'm an idiot.
But I mean, there's tons of e's on here.
Okay.
You could have just done read, read.
S, tads, rads, bads.
Yeah, that would've worked
But the time has passed.
All right, I'm gonna do my score.
Okay.
I don't think you have any scorable words.
No, I don't think I do
have any scorable words.
I mean, we could do something else.
We could play Catan.
How about TV?
Okay.
There's this great new
show called "The Bingo Boys."
What's it about?
I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't
mean to make you upset.
This is totally my fault.
I just...
I had too much to drink
and I got a little carried away.
Let's just lie here, okay?
So I guess I'm just playing
For my personal best at this point.
Yeah, yeah, your personal best.
I need water.
Agua.
Do you Yeah.
Do you want some water? Yeah, I do.
Okay, I'll get you some.
I'll be back in a second.
Fuck this.
Hey, whoever's out there,
This is private property.
Okay, okay, you want me to call the cops?
I'm gonna call the cops on your asses.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I'm too drunk for this.
Hey, losers. Hey.
Did you see Chris?
I thought he was with you.
No, and I looked everywhere.
I feel like he went outside.
Okay, well, give him a kiss.
Yeah, bye bye. Bye.
I'll kiss you if you can
play a different game.
Great, so this is how I die.
Chris.
So you just walk further into the hills, K.
Chris?
Chris.
Chris.
Oh my God.
Chris.
Chris.
And you didn't see the face.
You just saw the light?
Is he saying aliens,
Or are you saying aliens?
Emma?
Emma, Emma, Emma.
Sorry.
So have you seen any, I don't know
Hikers or anyone else
coming on the property
Since you've been here, anything unusual?
Yes, yeah, it was very unusual.
There was someone on the property.
Okay, well.
Someone with a green light.
Oh yeah, I got that.
Did anyone else see anything?
'Cause all I have right now
is abducted by green light.
Thank you. Yeah, thank you, deputy.
It's officer, actually.
Sorry, officer. It's okay, officer, deputy.
It's actually two different jurisdictions.
Actually, that's kind
of part of the problem.
A problem, what does that mean?
Well, we're most
likely gonna have to request assistance
From a neighboring
department, maybe even state police.
Will that take a long time?
Well, we need to make the request first
And then hopefully, they prioritize it
And then, you know,
not too long after that.
Take care, you guys.
And we're gonna figure this out.
Thank you.
Do not feel confident in that.
We should all just get some sleep.
I'm dead.
I can hang out if you wanna go to bed.
I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
Hey, you've reached Chris.
I am not available to
answer the phone right now.
What time is it?
Will get back to you as
soon as I can, ciao ciao.
Barrs, let's go.
Randy, stay here.
What?
Where are we going?
Okay, so you're here.
I appreciate you
coming here and following up on the case.
Hasn't been much progress.
It's only been about eight hours, I think
But we're still
waiting to hear about additional support.
Did anyone see anything?
Did anyone else call it in, a neighbor or?
No, not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet, but we'll let
you know when they do.
We'll promise, we'll let you know.
Okay, so is that it?
What are you doing to find him?
We're working on it.
Now now now the report was a little thin.
If you don't mind me saying
The story that was told to Officer Conrad
Didn't make a hell of a lot of sense.
It's not a story, it's what happened.
Pretty sure you said, "Big green light".
And he got "taken"?
Is that still? Yes!
Okay, all right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I don't have
a more normal story for you
Because what happened to me wasn't normal.
It wasn't normal.
I don't know what else to, it sounds crazy.
I just don't know.
I don't know what else to do.
You guys are the
ones who are supposed to help with this.
I understand, ma'am.
It seems like you don't.
Because that's... I do, I understand.
Every minute that passes,
he could be dead, what's-
Now, ma'am, no disrespect, but what
You could be a little confused
With what you saw, little bit.
I'm confused.
Yeah.
Um, I just... Okay.
Am I, am I at a police station?
Or am I at fucking Disneyland?
What is this?
What's happening?
Aren't you supposed to do your job?
You're supposed to ask questions.
You're supposed to look into things.
I watch TV. Wow.
So I came here for answers
And you guys don't have any answers.
And technically, you don't know anything
And you haven't done anything
And you don't have
any plans to do anything.
So basically, I should do everything
And I should find him myself
Because I'm a fucking
policeman now, I guess.
I'm just gonna fucking do it myself.
Sorry, she's under a lot of stress, so.
You guys are doing great. Thank you.
So, what do you think?
I don't know, it is odd.
Two missing persons in the last year
Both male, early 30s.
And the profiles match up.
Who kidnaps a guy?
Who kidnaps anyone?
Idiots, weirdos, lunatics, criminals.
But not aliens, it's never aliens.
What the fuck?
Randy.
I'm asking about this.
I mean, should we call like
the state police or the FBI?
Isn't your cousin a cop?
He's a beach cop. Okay, well,
It'll probably be more
helpful than, wait, wait.
Do you hear that?
Stop, stop swinging
that. Just fucking stop.
Stop swinging that. No, no, no, no, no.
Randy, Randy, oh my God. Get out.
Oh my God, what the fuck!
Hey God, Randy's acting insane, ugh.
This guy just came outta nowhere.
He says he knows what happened to Chris.
I am Chris, Randy.
Did you tell him your name?
How does he know your name?
I don't know, I was eating
some fucking Cocoa Puffs
And this motherfucker comes in.
Why are you looking at me
like you don't know who I am?
Sir. Emma.
Okay, your name is Chris.
We also have a Chris, he's missing.
He's Asian, he's about your height
Kind of like me but he shows it more.
What? One second, one second.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I'm Chris. It's me!
No!
Sir, relax.
Clearly, he is on some sort of drug trip.
I'm not on drugs! I am Chris!
Why are you naked?
I was abducted last night,
you don't understand!
I am Chris! You gotta calm down, man.
Just relax. I was there and then I was here
And then I was abducted!
You're not listening to me!
Stay back, stay back.
Relax, everybody relax.
Dude.
Sir, I don't know what type
of mental illness you have
But this is not your house.
You need to leave.
I know, this is Randy's uncle's place.
Should we get him some clothes?
What happened to you? Yes, Randy.
Get him some of your clothes.
Why my clothes?
Okay, we do have a similar body type
But I feel like your
clothes would be better fit.
I don't wanna give him my clothes.
I'm fucking losing my mind.
I don't know where I am
I don't know the world I'm in right now.
I think I'm losing my mind.
I don't know if I'm dreaming or something.
Whoa, what the hell?
This guy's fucking losing it.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
What is this?
Oh my god, what is this face?
What is this face?
Guys, guys! What is this?
What is happening?
What is this face?
He's on meth.
That's good job.
We gotta call the cops.
No.
We don't gotta call the cops.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What, why the hell no?
I think that was assault.
What the heck?
And and then I think
technically, we kidnapped him.
Also just, we need answers.
He was naked, indecent proposal or...
I don't know who you are
or what you're fucking on.
I just need to know what happened to Chris.
What the fuck do you know about Chris?
Emma, it's me.
I'm Chris, you're Emma,
Obviously babe, Randy, Barrs.
You're not my fucking boyfriend.
What the fuck did you take?
Whatever game this is, it's not funny.
I don't like boar-I don't like games.
Okay, calm, calm down. Look
There's no reason this
person's clearly insane.
No offense, but you are on meth.
I've been there.
I mean, not meth, but I get it.
You're outta sorts.
Emma, babe, babe, please.
Don't fucking call me Emma.
You don't know me, and I don't know you.
Guys, guys, guys, I know this is nuts
And this is fucking crazy, okay?
I know.
I was up in the hills,
the green light happened
And then I was abducted.
When we saw the green
light by the fire, okay?
I thought it was some hiker or something
Just some local messing with us.
And then I saw it again in the kitchen
And then I just went
after it like a fucking idiot.
And I went up the hill,
I saw the green light
And then it was a noise.
It was a noise, a crazy noise
Like a whirling
sound from Contact or something, okay?
And I know this sounds crazy.
I know this sounds crazy
Just listening to the
words that I'm telling you.
I was taken, and when I woke up
I was paralyzed.
And next to me, on the table
Was this body, the body
that I am in right now.
You're pitching us aliens.
That's that's what you're saying?
You're saying an alien abducted you?
What? And now
That's what they're trying to say.
No, no, no, no,
Absolutely not. Aliens took you
Aliens took you
and boyfriend and then switched bodies
And your him now.
Yes, please, please, just please.
You expect me to believe
that you are my boyfriend?
No, I don't, no, I don't.
I actually do not
'Cause I understand
how crazy the situation is.
But it is me, Emma.
We got in a fight in the
bedroom, I left to go get water.
How do you fucking know we got in a fight?
It's me that's why.
None of this makes fucking any sense.
Chris is Asian, you're white.
Very good. Just ask me anything.
Just talk to me.
What now? You don't fucking move.
We're gonna get this out of you.
Just throw up or shit out
whatever you fucking took.
Hello?
Hello.
Wow, wow, $200 later.
Thanks, Uber Black.
Oh, hey bud. Hey.
Hey. Hey, What's going on?
You find the place okay? Yeah, no problem.
Cool.
I love a great road
trip off the beaten path.
What's going on?
What's happening?
Patrick, listen, fuck.
I'm just gonna say it.
Chris is missing, and there's
a random guy downstairs.
What do you mean? He was naked?
He's not naked anymore.
We gave him Randy's clothes.
Wait, is this some fun game?
No, it's not a game.
And we need your help
because we're gonna go into town
And keep looking for Chris.
And we need you to stay
here and watch the guy.
Wait, what guy?
Hey Patrick. Hey.
Lucky fucking guess.
Wait, wait, how does he know my name?
He probably just heard
us say it a million times
At the top of the stairs.
Yeah, right, but that's
like not cool, right?
No, it's not cool
None of this is cool.
All we need you to do is just watch him.
Don't listen to anything he says.
He's on drugs, and he's not Chris.
He could be a Chris, he's not our Chris.
He's gonna keep saying
that he's Chris, he's not Chris.
So don't believe anything he says
Okay? Okay.
And just whatever you do
If it gets scary, don't call the cops.
Yeah.
Come on, let's go.
God, where are my keys?
Shoddy ass wifi.
Hey, do you have any ibuprofen?
I have like the worst headache ever.
I don't know.
Could you just hurry?
Yeah, I'll look.
Slept on a freaking recliner last night.
Hey. Hey.
Why aren't you screaming or anything?
Brother, I am so tired.
You're tired?
Okay.
This is a video called
"Kumburgaz Video."
It's a closeup of an alien and craft
So close you can see the occupants.
Barrs, can you put that away please?
There's no doubt about it
This is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.
And we should be paying attention.
Stop fidgeting.
You're making me nervous.
Yeah, do we have any water in here?
It's like so hot in here.
My mouth is so dry here.
Here. Thank you.
Ah, it's like the desert.
What are we doing first?
We're gonna get out
And we're gonna ask
everyone if they've seen Chris
Or anything suspicious.
All we have to do is just stay focused.
We have to stay focused, stay centered
Keep our eye on the prize,
and just keep our cool.
You look so good in this light.
What? No, you look so good.
Okay, sleepy time.
What are we looking for?
Chris.
And what is the other
things that we're doing?
Nothing. Chris.
Anything? No, same as everywhere else.
No one knows what I'm talking about.
Great.
Okay, I think we should
just go back to the house.
Where's Barrs?
Fuck.
Okay, can you just find
him and meet me there?
I'm afraid Chris is home.
Oh, so I'm just supposed
To Uber back?
Great.
Using specialized equipment
The workers swiftly
puncture the cow's skull
With a metal rod.
Patrick. Ending its life in a
In a matter of seconds
No.
And minimizing discomfort.
Can I just please have
some water or anything?
No.
Okay, Patrick, I can prove that it's me.
Sorry, but I'm not talking to you.
Okay, then just listen
Then just listen to my words.
Two years ago, in Big Bear
I tried to teach you how
to ski, remember that?
You took both of your skis off
You walked all the way
down the mountain bitching
About how you actually hate skiing.
I had to carry them down with you.
It was your first time and you...
Where you going, man?
Thank you, but no thank you.
You're trying to brainwash me, hard pass.
Barrs?
If a humpback whale were to swallow you
You'd be safe because they don't
Oh hi.
Have conventional teeth like a shark.
Whad'ja you find, anything?
So they wouldn't cause you any harm.
Dude.
What?
What, he's fine.
He's downstairs in a basement sitting down.
If you were to ingest a live snake
Hello, looking for Randy.
Hello? Or the snake.
Let's explore the outcome.
You wanna get that?
The snake might assume it's moving
Through a narrow space.
Hello?
Hello, looking for Randy.
He's not here right now.
Could you come back later?
That wasn't the arrangement, ma'am.
Why is he looking for Randy?
Open the door. Okay.
Ah, thank you.
You've met Russ, I'm Terry.
Hey Terry.
Nice fucking house.
Thank you.
Come on. Okay.
Anything? Nope.
Whatever you're looking
for, I don't think it's here.
It's not here. It's not, it's not here.
Fucking bitch.
Look, could I just call Randy?
'Cause I think your Randy
and our Randy are just
Yeah, they're not. Two different Randys.
They're not the same Randys.
You might be at the wrong house.
I think our Randy, he's like
Fun, Fun, gay,
Not into trouble.
I'm also gay, but...
That's what I'm looking for.
Check the basement.
Oh no, don't go to the No, 'cause, no.
Look, I just don't know
who to trust here, okay?
You're trying to keep
me from finding our stuff.
So you're gonna sit here
and just behave yourselves
And I'm sure Randy will
be back here soon, okay?
Ha.
Emma, we're gonna be fine.
Shut up, don't look at me.
Okay.
So what do we do with them?
This is so fucked. Just leave them here
Randy will find them.
They've seen our faces.
It's fine.
I think we're done here.
Okay, so just let them go assholes
They had nothing to do with this.
Dude, we've already had a terrible 24 hours
So if you could just-
What the hell man? God.
Got anything else to say?
Oh, you're just a little
baby underneath, so scared.
It's like blowjob eyes, but fear.
What?
Russ, that's terrifying.
Come on, man, come on.
Good luck getting
outta your zip ties, sorry.
This is such fucking bullshit.
I'm gonna kill Randy.
Damn it.
Patrick, stop trying to hold my hand.
I'm not holding...
Oh, wait, that's your hand? Em?
Emma. What?
For the fourth
Are we gonna go to your
mom's or my parents'?
Shut up.
This has been fun day, guys.
This been real fun.
What are you doing?
Oh, we're just
having fun. What does it fucking look like?
We're tied up!
Okay-
Because you did a fucking
drug deal, you piece of shit.
They were-I'm gonna kill you.
What is this? Just some scissors?
Yes, it zip ties.
They're really good zip ties. Oh my God.
They were really prepared.
God.
What are you looking for?
Scissors!
Look, I lost my health
insurance, I'm broke.
My cousin said that, "It
would be some fast money."
And I'm sorry, I didn't know
that they would have guns.
They're drug dealers, Randy.
Of course, they have guns.
Okay, where's where's Barrs?
Last I saw him, he was
taking off his clothes
And running to nowhere.
Okay. What?
Okay, look, you two leave
I need to talk to this guy alone.
What? Emma, I don't think that-
I don't think that you have a say, Randy.
Just think about what you did.
This is crazy.
I need to get some air.
Also, your fly is down.
Okay, I don't have a
lot of patience right now.
Okay. You know, it's crazy, right
That you think you're Chris.
That would be crazy. I
know, I get it, I know.
Just in a world where you're Chris
You would know everything he knows, right?
Exactly, yes, yes, yes,
Just ask me anything.
When's your birthday?
September 18th, 1985.
That was a stupid fucking question.
How many siblings do I have? One.
Who are your parents?
Dad is Theodore Chan from England
Mom is Ut Lai Hoi from a Macau
Which is technically a Portuguese colony
Most people think it's in Asia.
Oh my God.
Emma, like, ask me personal stuff
Stuff that only I would
know. I know, I'm trying.
At my cousin's wedding,
where did we have sex?
In the gazebo by the pond. Oh my God.
It's me Emma, it's me.
I'm not in my body, but it's me.
I love you, and I know you
And I know you take two
drops of CBD oil every night
Because you have borderline insomnia
Ever since your father passed away.
You, you, you flew across the country
And you took care of him for a year.
And it was a really,
really dark time for us.
And I'm really sorry
that you had to go through any of that.
I can't. 456 Bloomfield.
456 Bloomfield, before he got sick
Christmas was our favorite time of year.
It was yours.
I mean, we used to go to
that same house every year
With our homemade hot chocolate.
It was this huge house lit up
With all these Christmas
lights at an elf castle
Santa was there.
This guy, this guy went all out.
It's me.
I need your help.
Chris.
If you try anything,
I'm gonna fucking kill you with these.
Yep, understood.
Hey man.
So we're just going along with this?
No, we're not going along with it.
This is Chris.
This is Chris.
He, he, he proved it.
This is him or some version of him.
I know it's crazy.
There's no way he
would've known, just, just trust me, okay?
Something is going on.
This is, this is Chris.
His consciousness is in his body
Or he has Chris's brain or something.
He's safe. Randy, it's me.
You missed a lot, all right?
I think we should get the fuck outta here.
Get out of this house,
get out of this town.
We just to, we just need to go.
Sheriff's department.
We got your friend here.
Hello again.
Oh my God.
Couple hikers dropped him off the station.
Hikers?
Yeah, they found him face down
In the ground completely naked.
What?
So I found, we found
some clothes for him and
And put them on. Thank you, officers.
Sorry about this. Not a problem.
Has anything come up about Chris?
We're still working on it.
Got word back from state
But they're unclear about their ETA.
Right.
Well, we'll keep you posted.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you. Yeah.
Thank you, officers.
Take care, okay?
Stay safe.
Thank you. Thanks, deputy.
It's officer.
Okay, when did we let this guy out?
What's, what's going on?
Just don't, it's okay, come on.
Is it, I mean, he was,
he came in naked, what?
I was so thirsty, and I
was getting so hot in the car
And my body just started feeling all weird
And I just felt like I
had to get my clothes off.
So I just, I was so thirsty.
I ran into the woods
just like looking for water.
I don't even know.
I was watching that alien video in the car
And I started
thinking about the green light in the hills
And just thinking about aliens, area 51
All kinds of stupid shit.
I don't even know, I just
felt like I was gonna wake up
On the hull of a ship or something.
I don't know.
Maybe you were just severely dehydrated.
I don't know.
I've been dehydrated before
And this was not, this was something else.
Oh shit.
Did you take an ibuprofen?
Yeah, I went into his room
And took ibuprofen before we left.
Randy, tell him what happened.
You took ecstasy, Barrs.
What do you mean I took ecstasy, Barrs?
You took ecstasy, comma, Barrs, your name.
No, I know.
I'm saying, what are you talking about?
Right, or were there
ecstasy bars in there, Randy?
I don't know.
I don't know, what else
did you have in there?
I had um, ecstasy in ibuprofen bottles.
It was, it was, um, part of
the guy's stash. The stash?
What are you talking about-
Because he tried to do a drug deal
That almost got us killed.
God, you son of a bitch, man, for real.
Six year, I know you
don't take it seriously
But it's six years of sobriety for me.
Get it through your fucking head.
I'm so sick of taking
care of you all the time
Making excuses for you!
I can't do it anymore!
We're done, dude!
We're not friends!
It's not all your fault.
You didn't make him take it.
It was an accident.
I mean, most of it's your fault.
I mean, the fact that they were there.
Look, he'll be fine.
I'm gonna get some rest.
Fuck it.
I can't, I'm sorry.
I know, shit, I'm sorry.
God, this is too weird.
I just, I-
I just, I don't know
what's happening, I just
I want, I want it to be normal again.
I just want my, the Chris, my Chris back.
I don't have any answers for you, Emma.
I don't have a plan, but-
All I can say is...
Thank you for believing me.
Thanks, deputy.
Well, it's, uh, officer, actually.
Sorry, officer.
It's okay.
Officer, deputy,
it's actually two different jurisdictions.
That's actually part of the problem.
What does that mean?
Well, we're most likely
gonna have to request
Assistance from a neighboring department
Maybe even state police.
What else do you have for me, Chris?
Will that take a long time? Stop, please.
Shhhhhh. Why are you doing this?
Please stop. Stop, thank you.
Okay, so I have-
I have most of the details
Bits and pieces
Been tapping your phones for a while
I've been watching you here and there.
I just need to like fill in the gaps.
Do you understand?
So gazebo, sister's wedding
And then doctor's appointment, whatever.
And you love Calista Flockhart.
So, what is the deal with
this video on your phone?
Seems pretty special.
She posted about it.
Did I hit a sweet spot?
I think we did.
What is it?
What's the deal with the video?
Just go fuck yourself.
Okay.
Chris, you're making it harder on yourself.
It's just not that hard.
It's like, just answer my questions
And then you can maybe live and maybe not
But that's up to me, so.
All right.
Chris, buddy. Dude.
Chris, look at me, look at me.
Look, I need to know all the details
Every single thing, okay?
Or else I'm gonna have to kill her
And I'm gonna have to kill them all.
Do you understand?
It's that simple.
And to be honest, I've killed a few people
So it's not really that
foreign of a territory for me.
If you fucking touch her, I'll kill you.
Mhmm.
Dude, come on.
Stacey. Yes, Sheriff.
Have Conrad swing back around
And check on our group at the house.
Something doesn't feel right.
What is it?
Not sure, could be nothing.
Copy that.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help.
Oh, hi. Hi.
Just wanted to check back in
Make sure everything's all right.
Oh yeah, no, we're all good
On the following up, yeah. Okay.
It's been a weird day. Right.
You know, I didn't get your name.
Where'd you come from again?
I'm Chris.
It's a little complicated.
There's two Chris's, so it's, yeah.
Is there anything else?
Yeah, I just wanted to
take a look around again.
You want to take a look around?
Mmhmm.
Sure, man, yeah, of course.
Anything you need?
Thanks. Yeah.
Thank you again for coming again.
Fuck!
Hi.
I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't really care.
You put us all in danger, man.
People were here with guns.
What are you thinking?
If I could just explain the situation.
No, you can't, I told you.
I don't care, I'm done.
So actually, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.
Let me help you real quick.
Go away, thank you.
Hey, hi.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
You're shaking.
Emma, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Come here, come here.
It's okay, it is okay.
We're gonna be just fine, Emma.
It's gonna be okay.
Come here, come here.
Come here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Hey, it's okay.
Emma, it's me.
It's me, it's still me.
You're okay, you're okay.
I know, I know you're scared.
I'm scared too.
I'm so fucking scared.
And it's okay, it's okay, okay?
Emma, Em, hey, hey, it's okay.
It's fine, nothing's happened yet.
So we're just gonna go, you and me
And we're gonna leave.
Emma, I love you, I love everybody.
And I'm sorry I lost my
temper a little bit, okay?
So let's just take a beat,
and just talk this out.
We love each other.
Get the fuck outta my uncle's house.
Relax, Emma, relax.
Get off me, you fuck!
Stop it.
Emma, run.
Let's go, motherfucker.
My God, my legs hurt.
I feel like I've been
walking for like seven hours.
Patrick, get in the car.
What, why?
We seem to be missing a bottle.
Oh, it looks like we got
an escape artist, huh?
Hey.
Patrick. Emma.
Oh no!
Please.
Where are we going?
You wanna see Chris again, right?
Yes. Then keep driving.
Help.
Put it in park and put the
keys in the passenger seat.
Why are you doing this?
Because I saw you, I've
seen a lot of you actually
Both of you.
It's just alarming.
Yeah, that's how it is.
Can I get a just a drip coffee?
Yeah. Regular or medium?
Thank you.
Been watching you for so long.
Sorry, there's a construction crew.
What's up?
What?
You said you were gonna be able to
I played some weird audio
Got a green light, and
kidnapped your boyfriend
And you thought it was aliens?
You must feel like an idiot.
I need your help.
You were gonna kiss me, weren't you?
Yeah.
God, we almost kissed.
And now, Emma, you should come inside.
I got a surprise for ya.
Get the fuck inside.
He was using a taser and I don't know.
Calm down, calm down.
Sheriff, you there?
Go for Jim.
Yeah, we got a 187 at 122 Sycamore
And two beat up pretty
bad, EMT's are on route.
122 Sycamore, that's our place.
That's our house.
What's a 187? We're on our way.
Give me that.
Is Emma there?
Is she okay?
Negative, no, girl.
He took her.
Turn around.
What?
Turn the fucking car around.
I can't see a goddamn thing.
Hey, I'm so sorry.
It's fine, man.
You came in with a fire poker.
Hey, if the doctors give you the drugs
Are you still sober?
I don't
know if ecstasy count as doctor drugs
But you know what?
I'm not gonna count this one.
Good you shouldn't. I love you, bud.
I love you, and I love Vicodin.
Shit, shit!
Chris!
Damn it!
All right, here's the plan.
No, you don't make the plan.
I make the plan.
Well, I figure we just kill
the guy, and save Emma.
No, we don't kill people.
I might badly injure and take down
But we don't do anything.
You just stay behind me.
But if you need to
defend yourself, use this.
Great. Back up.
I just wanted to fuck with you.
I mean, pretending
to be someone else is just too much fun.
I just got so tired of being me.
You ever wanna be somebody else, Emma, huh?
You know what I learned
throughout this whole thing?
Is that people are so quick to believe
That something is inhuman
That they forget how strange
humans can actually be.
And that's where he messed up.
That's where you messed up.
What?
What are you saying?
What?
You know where you messed up?
What?
You know where you messed up?
Where?
Fucking.
Fucking bitch!
Fuck you.
Go fuck yourself.
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking.
Help me!
Stay behind me.
Did you hear that? Yes.
Chris.
Get to the house, I'll handle this.
What?
Good to see you, sheriff.
Go.
Emma.
What did he do to you?
Hold on.
Hey.
Hi brother, up, yeah.
Hi.
Why are you doing this?
Why?
Why?
Gee, I don't know, man.
How about you drop the
knife and we talk about it?
Come on.
There you go.
How'd you get out?
Just please.
You don't need to do this.
I really do though.
Okay.
You okay?
You okay?
You're okay.
You're okay.
Fuck you.
Is he breathing?
Yeah, yeah, he's passed out.
Good, we'll be there soon.
Chris, I'm pregnant.
Congratulations.
Oh God, I love you.
I love you too.
Let's get married.
This is how you ask me?
Whoopsie.
Hey, man.
There's a construction crew.
What's up?
What?
You said you were gonna be able
To cover my shifts this weekend.
Yeah, I mean, ask Brian
I can't do it.
I'm not gonna be here.
Me and Emma are leaving to Santa Clarita
In like five minutes.
Just get Brian to do it.
Okay, well, let me know what he says.
All right, I gotta go, bye.
Babe?
Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
Yeah, the guys are almost here.
When's the last time we were all together?
Um, Big Bear.
Oh yeah, right, when you kept me awake
Drunk all night in a hot tub.
Okay, well, that's your
fault for getting a room
That was next to the hot tub.
You were singing alone in a hot tub
3:00 AM when everyone was trying to sleep
Right outside my room.
Well, I'm sorry
But I'm gonna take advantage of a hot tub.
Oh my God, is your work
literally calling you again?
Yeah, sorry.
Mark says, "He can't cover my shift now."
Even though he said he would.
God, this bar's such a goddamn mess.
Just text Jeff, he's the manager.
It's his job to figure it out not yours.
I know.
It's just, that's the way that bar is.
It's a mess.
You know, it's like, last
minute shift coverages.
The thing's gonna be under in like a month.
I think everything's gonna be fine.
Dude, where are we going?
Your uncle's place is seriously
In the middle of nowhere.
You will love it, all right?
He's in-he's on vacation
in Reno, or something
And he said that
"We could stay there for the weekend."
Hey, why'd you bring like a big roller bag
For a weekend trip, you weirdo?
I'm OCD, and I just threw
a bunch of shit in a bag.
Don't judge me.
I'm glad you're prepared
Because I am severely under packed.
I've got you.
Wow.
Where's the hot tub?
I wanna be away from that room.
Hot tub? Yeah.
My uncle doesn't have a hot tub.
No no no no no no.
Get wide, get ready.
Yeah, I basically started it so it's like
Obviously gonna break on the next one.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't even know why
we're doing this. You know
The fireplace is like a...
It's like a candle or something.
Really, doesn't need logs?
No.
Why don't you tell me
that in the first place?
You seemed really committed.
All right, well, tell Emma that I cut it.
I'm not gonna tell her.
Victory piece!
Hey.
Hi.
What?
It was...
How was the wood chopping?
It was good, yeah.
You know, it's actually not that hard.
You just gotta settle at your stance
And then just really drive
through with your hips.
Drive through?
Yeah.
You didn't chop a piece of wood, did you?
No, I didn't chop any wood, yeah, busted.
That's okay.
That's okay, next time.
Oh God.
Cheers.
He's had a few.
Okay, Chris, your turn.
Two truths and a lie.
Right, okay.
And actually play the game this time.
I have chairophobia. That's not a thing.
I believe the greatest actress
In the world is Calista Flockhart.
Nah, that one's a lie.
And I can break glass with my voice.
See? He doesn't get it.
Those all sound like lies.
Yeah, the last one's like a movie thing
That's not even real.
Oh, it's a thing.
It's definitely a thing.
It's like in cartoons only.
Then do it.
Yeah do it. Just break
the glasses in our hands.
Don't ask him to do it.
Well, you guys should
cover your ears 'cause...
You're just drunk, that's impossible.
Oh God.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yeah, you can stop.
I never play this game, right.
No, we know that.
You're telling three lies.
Oh, cool, it's good that
you remembered the booze
But you forgot to get
our s'more stuff, bud.
You've been calling me
bud, like this whole trip.
You realize like calling
me bud or guy or boss
It's actually kind of condescending.
Okay, you're deflecting.
And I'd like s'mores.
And you're my bud. Yeah.
It's not that big of a deal, honestly.
We asked you last minute.
I got gas for the car.
Okay, I asked did you get s'more stuff
And you got beer.
I can't roast a beer.
Well, I did...
Just because you're sober
does not mean I have to be.
All right, so please
stop quietly judging me.
Aw, he's judged.
Yeah.
Nobody's judging you.
Nobody's judging anyone.
Guys, nobody's judging anyone.
We love that you're sober.
And you don't have to be.
100% percent. Good.
It's only my preference.
'Cause I'm not gonna be.
Who else would I drink with, right?
What the hell?
What? Did you see that?
What is that?
Hello?
Oh, it stopped.
I bet it's one of those
The air, air...
Air, hel-air...
Air...
Turbine?
Wheel.
You're talking about wind turbines?
Yeah, the air turbine
The air wind turbine.
I said it, wind turbine.
Wind propellers. I gave you the words.
Okay, Wikipedia.
Oh God.
Sorry.
I sat on your keys. Yeah give me my keys.
Thank you. You are such an idiot.
Green lights, weird noises
That is my cue.
I'm going inside.
What? My cue, I'm going inside.
No, what? Yeah.
I'm too, I'm kind of cold, yeah.
What? Yeah.
Come on. Yeah.
Guys, seriously,
it's probably just a hiker or something.
Put the fire out. What?
I guess it's just you and me then.
Can you relight these things?
I don't know.
You wanna put the top on?
Maybe make you feel a little manlier?
Yeah, yeah, you know what?
That's a good call.
Just let me know if you need me to do it.
Ha!
Oh!
I got it.
I'm... Very cute and very drunk.
Yeah. Yeah.
I love you. I love you too.
What?
Nothing. What?
I was...
I was thinking maybe...
Maybe we could try, ya know?
Tonight?
I thought you weren't ready.
I don't know, I think I am.
You think you're.
Why, why tonight, what's different?
I don't know.
I know, I know we talked before.
You know, and it was always like my job
And it was kind of just hard to...
Yeah, money stuff
And how it's hard and it's expensive.
Yeah, and I can barely look after us
But look, look I've been thinking about it
And people do a lot more with a lot less.
So, you know, why don't we give it a shot?
I just don't, I think you're just drunk
And you're gonna wake up and forget
That you talked to me about this.
Every other time we've talked about it
You said you weren't ready.
I'm pretty sure you said five years.
Time, all right.
How much did you get?
I have tad, rad, and bad.
Okay, I got those too.
Those are my first words.
So you have zero, that's zero words.
That's like a record.
Look at me.
This game is death.
We're not ready.
We're not even engaged.
Hey. We're not
Hey, this doesn't need to be
Ready financially. I know, I know.
It's not the right time. Just forget.
You know what, I'm stupid.
I'm an idiot.
But I mean, there's tons of e's on here.
Okay.
You could have just done read, read.
S, tads, rads, bads.
Yeah, that would've worked
But the time has passed.
All right, I'm gonna do my score.
Okay.
I don't think you have any scorable words.
No, I don't think I do
have any scorable words.
I mean, we could do something else.
We could play Catan.
How about TV?
Okay.
There's this great new
show called "The Bingo Boys."
What's it about?
I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't
mean to make you upset.
This is totally my fault.
I just...
I had too much to drink
and I got a little carried away.
Let's just lie here, okay?
So I guess I'm just playing
For my personal best at this point.
Yeah, yeah, your personal best.
I need water.
Agua.
Do you Yeah.
Do you want some water? Yeah, I do.
Okay, I'll get you some.
I'll be back in a second.
Fuck this.
Hey, whoever's out there,
This is private property.
Okay, okay, you want me to call the cops?
I'm gonna call the cops on your asses.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I'm too drunk for this.
Hey, losers. Hey.
Did you see Chris?
I thought he was with you.
No, and I looked everywhere.
I feel like he went outside.
Okay, well, give him a kiss.
Yeah, bye bye. Bye.
I'll kiss you if you can
play a different game.
Great, so this is how I die.
Chris.
So you just walk further into the hills, K.
Chris?
Chris.
Chris.
Oh my God.
Chris.
Chris.
And you didn't see the face.
You just saw the light?
Is he saying aliens,
Or are you saying aliens?
Emma?
Emma, Emma, Emma.
Sorry.
So have you seen any, I don't know
Hikers or anyone else
coming on the property
Since you've been here, anything unusual?
Yes, yeah, it was very unusual.
There was someone on the property.
Okay, well.
Someone with a green light.
Oh yeah, I got that.
Did anyone else see anything?
'Cause all I have right now
is abducted by green light.
Thank you. Yeah, thank you, deputy.
It's officer, actually.
Sorry, officer. It's okay, officer, deputy.
It's actually two different jurisdictions.
Actually, that's kind
of part of the problem.
A problem, what does that mean?
Well, we're most
likely gonna have to request assistance
From a neighboring
department, maybe even state police.
Will that take a long time?
Well, we need to make the request first
And then hopefully, they prioritize it
And then, you know,
not too long after that.
Take care, you guys.
And we're gonna figure this out.
Thank you.
Do not feel confident in that.
We should all just get some sleep.
I'm dead.
I can hang out if you wanna go to bed.
I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
Hey, you've reached Chris.
I am not available to
answer the phone right now.
What time is it?
Will get back to you as
soon as I can, ciao ciao.
Barrs, let's go.
Randy, stay here.
What?
Where are we going?
Okay, so you're here.
I appreciate you
coming here and following up on the case.
Hasn't been much progress.
It's only been about eight hours, I think
But we're still
waiting to hear about additional support.
Did anyone see anything?
Did anyone else call it in, a neighbor or?
No, not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet, but we'll let
you know when they do.
We'll promise, we'll let you know.
Okay, so is that it?
What are you doing to find him?
We're working on it.
Now now now the report was a little thin.
If you don't mind me saying
The story that was told to Officer Conrad
Didn't make a hell of a lot of sense.
It's not a story, it's what happened.
Pretty sure you said, "Big green light".
And he got "taken"?
Is that still? Yes!
Okay, all right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I don't have
a more normal story for you
Because what happened to me wasn't normal.
It wasn't normal.
I don't know what else to, it sounds crazy.
I just don't know.
I don't know what else to do.
You guys are the
ones who are supposed to help with this.
I understand, ma'am.
It seems like you don't.
Because that's... I do, I understand.
Every minute that passes,
he could be dead, what's-
Now, ma'am, no disrespect, but what
You could be a little confused
With what you saw, little bit.
I'm confused.
Yeah.
Um, I just... Okay.
Am I, am I at a police station?
Or am I at fucking Disneyland?
What is this?
What's happening?
Aren't you supposed to do your job?
You're supposed to ask questions.
You're supposed to look into things.
I watch TV. Wow.
So I came here for answers
And you guys don't have any answers.
And technically, you don't know anything
And you haven't done anything
And you don't have
any plans to do anything.
So basically, I should do everything
And I should find him myself
Because I'm a fucking
policeman now, I guess.
I'm just gonna fucking do it myself.
Sorry, she's under a lot of stress, so.
You guys are doing great. Thank you.
So, what do you think?
I don't know, it is odd.
Two missing persons in the last year
Both male, early 30s.
And the profiles match up.
Who kidnaps a guy?
Who kidnaps anyone?
Idiots, weirdos, lunatics, criminals.
But not aliens, it's never aliens.
What the fuck?
Randy.
I'm asking about this.
I mean, should we call like
the state police or the FBI?
Isn't your cousin a cop?
He's a beach cop. Okay, well,
It'll probably be more
helpful than, wait, wait.
Do you hear that?
Stop, stop swinging
that. Just fucking stop.
Stop swinging that. No, no, no, no, no.
Randy, Randy, oh my God. Get out.
Oh my God, what the fuck!
Hey God, Randy's acting insane, ugh.
This guy just came outta nowhere.
He says he knows what happened to Chris.
I am Chris, Randy.
Did you tell him your name?
How does he know your name?
I don't know, I was eating
some fucking Cocoa Puffs
And this motherfucker comes in.
Why are you looking at me
like you don't know who I am?
Sir. Emma.
Okay, your name is Chris.
We also have a Chris, he's missing.
He's Asian, he's about your height
Kind of like me but he shows it more.
What? One second, one second.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I'm Chris. It's me!
No!
Sir, relax.
Clearly, he is on some sort of drug trip.
I'm not on drugs! I am Chris!
Why are you naked?
I was abducted last night,
you don't understand!
I am Chris! You gotta calm down, man.
Just relax. I was there and then I was here
And then I was abducted!
You're not listening to me!
Stay back, stay back.
Relax, everybody relax.
Dude.
Sir, I don't know what type
of mental illness you have
But this is not your house.
You need to leave.
I know, this is Randy's uncle's place.
Should we get him some clothes?
What happened to you? Yes, Randy.
Get him some of your clothes.
Why my clothes?
Okay, we do have a similar body type
But I feel like your
clothes would be better fit.
I don't wanna give him my clothes.
I'm fucking losing my mind.
I don't know where I am
I don't know the world I'm in right now.
I think I'm losing my mind.
I don't know if I'm dreaming or something.
Whoa, what the hell?
This guy's fucking losing it.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
What is this?
Oh my god, what is this face?
What is this face?
Guys, guys! What is this?
What is happening?
What is this face?
He's on meth.
That's good job.
We gotta call the cops.
No.
We don't gotta call the cops.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What, why the hell no?
I think that was assault.
What the heck?
And and then I think
technically, we kidnapped him.
Also just, we need answers.
He was naked, indecent proposal or...
I don't know who you are
or what you're fucking on.
I just need to know what happened to Chris.
What the fuck do you know about Chris?
Emma, it's me.
I'm Chris, you're Emma,
Obviously babe, Randy, Barrs.
You're not my fucking boyfriend.
What the fuck did you take?
Whatever game this is, it's not funny.
I don't like boar-I don't like games.
Okay, calm, calm down. Look
There's no reason this
person's clearly insane.
No offense, but you are on meth.
I've been there.
I mean, not meth, but I get it.
You're outta sorts.
Emma, babe, babe, please.
Don't fucking call me Emma.
You don't know me, and I don't know you.
Guys, guys, guys, I know this is nuts
And this is fucking crazy, okay?
I know.
I was up in the hills,
the green light happened
And then I was abducted.
When we saw the green
light by the fire, okay?
I thought it was some hiker or something
Just some local messing with us.
And then I saw it again in the kitchen
And then I just went
after it like a fucking idiot.
And I went up the hill,
I saw the green light
And then it was a noise.
It was a noise, a crazy noise
Like a whirling
sound from Contact or something, okay?
And I know this sounds crazy.
I know this sounds crazy
Just listening to the
words that I'm telling you.
I was taken, and when I woke up
I was paralyzed.
And next to me, on the table
Was this body, the body
that I am in right now.
You're pitching us aliens.
That's that's what you're saying?
You're saying an alien abducted you?
What? And now
That's what they're trying to say.
No, no, no, no,
Absolutely not. Aliens took you
Aliens took you
and boyfriend and then switched bodies
And your him now.
Yes, please, please, just please.
You expect me to believe
that you are my boyfriend?
No, I don't, no, I don't.
I actually do not
'Cause I understand
how crazy the situation is.
But it is me, Emma.
We got in a fight in the
bedroom, I left to go get water.
How do you fucking know we got in a fight?
It's me that's why.
None of this makes fucking any sense.
Chris is Asian, you're white.
Very good. Just ask me anything.
Just talk to me.
What now? You don't fucking move.
We're gonna get this out of you.
Just throw up or shit out
whatever you fucking took.
Hello?
Hello.
Wow, wow, $200 later.
Thanks, Uber Black.
Oh, hey bud. Hey.
Hey. Hey, What's going on?
You find the place okay? Yeah, no problem.
Cool.
I love a great road
trip off the beaten path.
What's going on?
What's happening?
Patrick, listen, fuck.
I'm just gonna say it.
Chris is missing, and there's
a random guy downstairs.
What do you mean? He was naked?
He's not naked anymore.
We gave him Randy's clothes.
Wait, is this some fun game?
No, it's not a game.
And we need your help
because we're gonna go into town
And keep looking for Chris.
And we need you to stay
here and watch the guy.
Wait, what guy?
Hey Patrick. Hey.
Lucky fucking guess.
Wait, wait, how does he know my name?
He probably just heard
us say it a million times
At the top of the stairs.
Yeah, right, but that's
like not cool, right?
No, it's not cool
None of this is cool.
All we need you to do is just watch him.
Don't listen to anything he says.
He's on drugs, and he's not Chris.
He could be a Chris, he's not our Chris.
He's gonna keep saying
that he's Chris, he's not Chris.
So don't believe anything he says
Okay? Okay.
And just whatever you do
If it gets scary, don't call the cops.
Yeah.
Come on, let's go.
God, where are my keys?
Shoddy ass wifi.
Hey, do you have any ibuprofen?
I have like the worst headache ever.
I don't know.
Could you just hurry?
Yeah, I'll look.
Slept on a freaking recliner last night.
Hey. Hey.
Why aren't you screaming or anything?
Brother, I am so tired.
You're tired?
Okay.
This is a video called
"Kumburgaz Video."
It's a closeup of an alien and craft
So close you can see the occupants.
Barrs, can you put that away please?
There's no doubt about it
This is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.
And we should be paying attention.
Stop fidgeting.
You're making me nervous.
Yeah, do we have any water in here?
It's like so hot in here.
My mouth is so dry here.
Here. Thank you.
Ah, it's like the desert.
What are we doing first?
We're gonna get out
And we're gonna ask
everyone if they've seen Chris
Or anything suspicious.
All we have to do is just stay focused.
We have to stay focused, stay centered
Keep our eye on the prize,
and just keep our cool.
You look so good in this light.
What? No, you look so good.
Okay, sleepy time.
What are we looking for?
Chris.
And what is the other
things that we're doing?
Nothing. Chris.
Anything? No, same as everywhere else.
No one knows what I'm talking about.
Great.
Okay, I think we should
just go back to the house.
Where's Barrs?
Fuck.
Okay, can you just find
him and meet me there?
I'm afraid Chris is home.
Oh, so I'm just supposed
To Uber back?
Great.
Using specialized equipment
The workers swiftly
puncture the cow's skull
With a metal rod.
Patrick. Ending its life in a
In a matter of seconds
No.
And minimizing discomfort.
Can I just please have
some water or anything?
No.
Okay, Patrick, I can prove that it's me.
Sorry, but I'm not talking to you.
Okay, then just listen
Then just listen to my words.
Two years ago, in Big Bear
I tried to teach you how
to ski, remember that?
You took both of your skis off
You walked all the way
down the mountain bitching
About how you actually hate skiing.
I had to carry them down with you.
It was your first time and you...
Where you going, man?
Thank you, but no thank you.
You're trying to brainwash me, hard pass.
Barrs?
If a humpback whale were to swallow you
You'd be safe because they don't
Oh hi.
Have conventional teeth like a shark.
Whad'ja you find, anything?
So they wouldn't cause you any harm.
Dude.
What?
What, he's fine.
He's downstairs in a basement sitting down.
If you were to ingest a live snake
Hello, looking for Randy.
Hello? Or the snake.
Let's explore the outcome.
You wanna get that?
The snake might assume it's moving
Through a narrow space.
Hello?
Hello, looking for Randy.
He's not here right now.
Could you come back later?
That wasn't the arrangement, ma'am.
Why is he looking for Randy?
Open the door. Okay.
Ah, thank you.
You've met Russ, I'm Terry.
Hey Terry.
Nice fucking house.
Thank you.
Come on. Okay.
Anything? Nope.
Whatever you're looking
for, I don't think it's here.
It's not here. It's not, it's not here.
Fucking bitch.
Look, could I just call Randy?
'Cause I think your Randy
and our Randy are just
Yeah, they're not. Two different Randys.
They're not the same Randys.
You might be at the wrong house.
I think our Randy, he's like
Fun, Fun, gay,
Not into trouble.
I'm also gay, but...
That's what I'm looking for.
Check the basement.
Oh no, don't go to the No, 'cause, no.
Look, I just don't know
who to trust here, okay?
You're trying to keep
me from finding our stuff.
So you're gonna sit here
and just behave yourselves
And I'm sure Randy will
be back here soon, okay?
Ha.
Emma, we're gonna be fine.
Shut up, don't look at me.
Okay.
So what do we do with them?
This is so fucked. Just leave them here
Randy will find them.
They've seen our faces.
It's fine.
I think we're done here.
Okay, so just let them go assholes
They had nothing to do with this.
Dude, we've already had a terrible 24 hours
So if you could just-
What the hell man? God.
Got anything else to say?
Oh, you're just a little
baby underneath, so scared.
It's like blowjob eyes, but fear.
What?
Russ, that's terrifying.
Come on, man, come on.
Good luck getting
outta your zip ties, sorry.
This is such fucking bullshit.
I'm gonna kill Randy.
Damn it.
Patrick, stop trying to hold my hand.
I'm not holding...
Oh, wait, that's your hand? Em?
Emma. What?
For the fourth
Are we gonna go to your
mom's or my parents'?
Shut up.
This has been fun day, guys.
This been real fun.
What are you doing?
Oh, we're just
having fun. What does it fucking look like?
We're tied up!
Okay-
Because you did a fucking
drug deal, you piece of shit.
They were-I'm gonna kill you.
What is this? Just some scissors?
Yes, it zip ties.
They're really good zip ties. Oh my God.
They were really prepared.
God.
What are you looking for?
Scissors!
Look, I lost my health
insurance, I'm broke.
My cousin said that, "It
would be some fast money."
And I'm sorry, I didn't know
that they would have guns.
They're drug dealers, Randy.
Of course, they have guns.
Okay, where's where's Barrs?
Last I saw him, he was
taking off his clothes
And running to nowhere.
Okay. What?
Okay, look, you two leave
I need to talk to this guy alone.
What? Emma, I don't think that-
I don't think that you have a say, Randy.
Just think about what you did.
This is crazy.
I need to get some air.
Also, your fly is down.
Okay, I don't have a
lot of patience right now.
Okay. You know, it's crazy, right
That you think you're Chris.
That would be crazy. I
know, I get it, I know.
Just in a world where you're Chris
You would know everything he knows, right?
Exactly, yes, yes, yes,
Just ask me anything.
When's your birthday?
September 18th, 1985.
That was a stupid fucking question.
How many siblings do I have? One.
Who are your parents?
Dad is Theodore Chan from England
Mom is Ut Lai Hoi from a Macau
Which is technically a Portuguese colony
Most people think it's in Asia.
Oh my God.
Emma, like, ask me personal stuff
Stuff that only I would
know. I know, I'm trying.
At my cousin's wedding,
where did we have sex?
In the gazebo by the pond. Oh my God.
It's me Emma, it's me.
I'm not in my body, but it's me.
I love you, and I know you
And I know you take two
drops of CBD oil every night
Because you have borderline insomnia
Ever since your father passed away.
You, you, you flew across the country
And you took care of him for a year.
And it was a really,
really dark time for us.
And I'm really sorry
that you had to go through any of that.
I can't. 456 Bloomfield.
456 Bloomfield, before he got sick
Christmas was our favorite time of year.
It was yours.
I mean, we used to go to
that same house every year
With our homemade hot chocolate.
It was this huge house lit up
With all these Christmas
lights at an elf castle
Santa was there.
This guy, this guy went all out.
It's me.
I need your help.
Chris.
If you try anything,
I'm gonna fucking kill you with these.
Yep, understood.
Hey man.
So we're just going along with this?
No, we're not going along with it.
This is Chris.
This is Chris.
He, he, he proved it.
This is him or some version of him.
I know it's crazy.
There's no way he
would've known, just, just trust me, okay?
Something is going on.
This is, this is Chris.
His consciousness is in his body
Or he has Chris's brain or something.
He's safe. Randy, it's me.
You missed a lot, all right?
I think we should get the fuck outta here.
Get out of this house,
get out of this town.
We just to, we just need to go.
Sheriff's department.
We got your friend here.
Hello again.
Oh my God.
Couple hikers dropped him off the station.
Hikers?
Yeah, they found him face down
In the ground completely naked.
What?
So I found, we found
some clothes for him and
And put them on. Thank you, officers.
Sorry about this. Not a problem.
Has anything come up about Chris?
We're still working on it.
Got word back from state
But they're unclear about their ETA.
Right.
Well, we'll keep you posted.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you. Yeah.
Thank you, officers.
Take care, okay?
Stay safe.
Thank you. Thanks, deputy.
It's officer.
Okay, when did we let this guy out?
What's, what's going on?
Just don't, it's okay, come on.
Is it, I mean, he was,
he came in naked, what?
I was so thirsty, and I
was getting so hot in the car
And my body just started feeling all weird
And I just felt like I
had to get my clothes off.
So I just, I was so thirsty.
I ran into the woods
just like looking for water.
I don't even know.
I was watching that alien video in the car
And I started
thinking about the green light in the hills
And just thinking about aliens, area 51
All kinds of stupid shit.
I don't even know, I just
felt like I was gonna wake up
On the hull of a ship or something.
I don't know.
Maybe you were just severely dehydrated.
I don't know.
I've been dehydrated before
And this was not, this was something else.
Oh shit.
Did you take an ibuprofen?
Yeah, I went into his room
And took ibuprofen before we left.
Randy, tell him what happened.
You took ecstasy, Barrs.
What do you mean I took ecstasy, Barrs?
You took ecstasy, comma, Barrs, your name.
No, I know.
I'm saying, what are you talking about?
Right, or were there
ecstasy bars in there, Randy?
I don't know.
I don't know, what else
did you have in there?
I had um, ecstasy in ibuprofen bottles.
It was, it was, um, part of
the guy's stash. The stash?
What are you talking about-
Because he tried to do a drug deal
That almost got us killed.
God, you son of a bitch, man, for real.
Six year, I know you
don't take it seriously
But it's six years of sobriety for me.
Get it through your fucking head.
I'm so sick of taking
care of you all the time
Making excuses for you!
I can't do it anymore!
We're done, dude!
We're not friends!
It's not all your fault.
You didn't make him take it.
It was an accident.
I mean, most of it's your fault.
I mean, the fact that they were there.
Look, he'll be fine.
I'm gonna get some rest.
Fuck it.
I can't, I'm sorry.
I know, shit, I'm sorry.
God, this is too weird.
I just, I-
I just, I don't know
what's happening, I just
I want, I want it to be normal again.
I just want my, the Chris, my Chris back.
I don't have any answers for you, Emma.
I don't have a plan, but-
All I can say is...
Thank you for believing me.
Thanks, deputy.
Well, it's, uh, officer, actually.
Sorry, officer.
It's okay.
Officer, deputy,
it's actually two different jurisdictions.
That's actually part of the problem.
What does that mean?
Well, we're most likely
gonna have to request
Assistance from a neighboring department
Maybe even state police.
What else do you have for me, Chris?
Will that take a long time? Stop, please.
Shhhhhh. Why are you doing this?
Please stop. Stop, thank you.
Okay, so I have-
I have most of the details
Bits and pieces
Been tapping your phones for a while
I've been watching you here and there.
I just need to like fill in the gaps.
Do you understand?
So gazebo, sister's wedding
And then doctor's appointment, whatever.
And you love Calista Flockhart.
So, what is the deal with
this video on your phone?
Seems pretty special.
She posted about it.
Did I hit a sweet spot?
I think we did.
What is it?
What's the deal with the video?
Just go fuck yourself.
Okay.
Chris, you're making it harder on yourself.
It's just not that hard.
It's like, just answer my questions
And then you can maybe live and maybe not
But that's up to me, so.
All right.
Chris, buddy. Dude.
Chris, look at me, look at me.
Look, I need to know all the details
Every single thing, okay?
Or else I'm gonna have to kill her
And I'm gonna have to kill them all.
Do you understand?
It's that simple.
And to be honest, I've killed a few people
So it's not really that
foreign of a territory for me.
If you fucking touch her, I'll kill you.
Mhmm.
Dude, come on.
Stacey. Yes, Sheriff.
Have Conrad swing back around
And check on our group at the house.
Something doesn't feel right.
What is it?
Not sure, could be nothing.
Copy that.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help.
Oh, hi. Hi.
Just wanted to check back in
Make sure everything's all right.
Oh yeah, no, we're all good
On the following up, yeah. Okay.
It's been a weird day. Right.
You know, I didn't get your name.
Where'd you come from again?
I'm Chris.
It's a little complicated.
There's two Chris's, so it's, yeah.
Is there anything else?
Yeah, I just wanted to
take a look around again.
You want to take a look around?
Mmhmm.
Sure, man, yeah, of course.
Anything you need?
Thanks. Yeah.
Thank you again for coming again.
Fuck!
Hi.
I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't really care.
You put us all in danger, man.
People were here with guns.
What are you thinking?
If I could just explain the situation.
No, you can't, I told you.
I don't care, I'm done.
So actually, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.
Let me help you real quick.
Go away, thank you.
Hey, hi.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
You're shaking.
Emma, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Come here, come here.
It's okay, it is okay.
We're gonna be just fine, Emma.
It's gonna be okay.
Come here, come here.
Come here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Hey, it's okay.
Emma, it's me.
It's me, it's still me.
You're okay, you're okay.
I know, I know you're scared.
I'm scared too.
I'm so fucking scared.
And it's okay, it's okay, okay?
Emma, Em, hey, hey, it's okay.
It's fine, nothing's happened yet.
So we're just gonna go, you and me
And we're gonna leave.
Emma, I love you, I love everybody.
And I'm sorry I lost my
temper a little bit, okay?
So let's just take a beat,
and just talk this out.
We love each other.
Get the fuck outta my uncle's house.
Relax, Emma, relax.
Get off me, you fuck!
Stop it.
Emma, run.
Let's go, motherfucker.
My God, my legs hurt.
I feel like I've been
walking for like seven hours.
Patrick, get in the car.
What, why?
We seem to be missing a bottle.
Oh, it looks like we got
an escape artist, huh?
Hey.
Patrick. Emma.
Oh no!
Please.
Where are we going?
You wanna see Chris again, right?
Yes. Then keep driving.
Help.
Put it in park and put the
keys in the passenger seat.
Why are you doing this?
Because I saw you, I've
seen a lot of you actually
Both of you.
It's just alarming.
Yeah, that's how it is.
Can I get a just a drip coffee?
Yeah. Regular or medium?
Thank you.
Been watching you for so long.
Sorry, there's a construction crew.
What's up?
What?
You said you were gonna be able to
I played some weird audio
Got a green light, and
kidnapped your boyfriend
And you thought it was aliens?
You must feel like an idiot.
I need your help.
You were gonna kiss me, weren't you?
Yeah.
God, we almost kissed.
And now, Emma, you should come inside.
I got a surprise for ya.
Get the fuck inside.
He was using a taser and I don't know.
Calm down, calm down.
Sheriff, you there?
Go for Jim.
Yeah, we got a 187 at 122 Sycamore
And two beat up pretty
bad, EMT's are on route.
122 Sycamore, that's our place.
That's our house.
What's a 187? We're on our way.
Give me that.
Is Emma there?
Is she okay?
Negative, no, girl.
He took her.
Turn around.
What?
Turn the fucking car around.
I can't see a goddamn thing.
Hey, I'm so sorry.
It's fine, man.
You came in with a fire poker.
Hey, if the doctors give you the drugs
Are you still sober?
I don't
know if ecstasy count as doctor drugs
But you know what?
I'm not gonna count this one.
Good you shouldn't. I love you, bud.
I love you, and I love Vicodin.
Shit, shit!
Chris!
Damn it!
All right, here's the plan.
No, you don't make the plan.
I make the plan.
Well, I figure we just kill
the guy, and save Emma.
No, we don't kill people.
I might badly injure and take down
But we don't do anything.
You just stay behind me.
But if you need to
defend yourself, use this.
Great. Back up.
I just wanted to fuck with you.
I mean, pretending
to be someone else is just too much fun.
I just got so tired of being me.
You ever wanna be somebody else, Emma, huh?
You know what I learned
throughout this whole thing?
Is that people are so quick to believe
That something is inhuman
That they forget how strange
humans can actually be.
And that's where he messed up.
That's where you messed up.
What?
What are you saying?
What?
You know where you messed up?
What?
You know where you messed up?
Where?
Fucking.
Fucking bitch!
Fuck you.
Go fuck yourself.
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking.
Help me!
Stay behind me.
Did you hear that? Yes.
Chris.
Get to the house, I'll handle this.
What?
Good to see you, sheriff.
Go.
Emma.
What did he do to you?
Hold on.
Hey.
Hi brother, up, yeah.
Hi.
Why are you doing this?
Why?
Why?
Gee, I don't know, man.
How about you drop the
knife and we talk about it?
Come on.
There you go.
How'd you get out?
Just please.
You don't need to do this.
I really do though.
Okay.
You okay?
You okay?
You're okay.
You're okay.
Fuck you.
Is he breathing?
Yeah, yeah, he's passed out.
Good, we'll be there soon.
Chris, I'm pregnant.
Congratulations.
Oh God, I love you.
I love you too.
Let's get married.
This is how you ask me?