Adventures Italian Style Reloaded (2025) Movie Script
Two years have passed
since the fall of the Wall,
and there are still thousands of people
moving from East to West.
3,500 men, women, and children
have crossed the border in two days.
Thousands of people are
leaving the city.
The displacement has started.
The Magistrate has decided to
take over 36 schools
to accommodate at least
ten thousand refugees.
Thousands of people in packed cars
and buses are leaving to find
more secure areas...
Maria?
Lyuben? Nice to meet you!
- How was the trip?
- Fine, thank you.
- Can I help you with your luggage?
- Thank you!
Which one is yours?
- The grey one.
- That one?
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
- Nice car!
- Do you like it?
- Yes! Very much!
- Get in!
Are we going straight to the family
where I have to work?
Of course!
That's it?
Nothing else?
Get back to work!
Let's go.
ADVENTURES ITALIAN STYLE
RELOADED
Behind me,
is the Statue of Liberty,
created by artist Stefano Galletti,
as a symbol of independence,
that has always distinguished San Marino.
The Palace of the People was designed
by the architect Azzurri
Around... 1894.
It is the center of political life
in San Marino,
where the government's sessions are held.
It's been a pleasure to be your
tourist guide here in San Marino.
And always remember,
even if you just won the World Cup,
Italy, Germany, 4... to 3.
Goodbye.
- How long before we get there?
- Don't ask!
I've been walking around all day
with a group of Krauts!
Here we go!
Here it is!
Hmm.
What's this?
- Hi guys!
- Hey, Silvia!
So, what is this?
Guys! This is the future!
Don't get ripped off! Bye!
Yeah right, don't get ripped off...
I mean, it still needs work, but...
there it is!
How about the money?
Well, let's see what Rice
can do about it.
Take us! Take us to the stadium!
Bibi, take us to the stadium!
Go! Go! Cesena!
Cesena! Because Cesena is our team!
We don't give a shit about anything else!
No! Come on!
If Lippi had been there, everything
would have been different.
At least we're going to Division B
with Bologna.
Come on!
Why is he smiling?
We're being demoted to Division B,
- What are you smiling about?
- Sorry!
He's smiling because he just sent
the letter!
Oh, the sweet little letter!
What are you going to do next?
Are you going to meet her parents?
Parents?
He never even met her!
- Parents..
- You are such assholes...
Oh, Bibi!
Is she real or did you just make her up?
Oh, you jerks!
You know what?
She sent me a photo...
- Oh... a photo! Let's see!!
- No. No!!!
Pago, stop!
Oh wait...
No! Shit!
Anyway, listen...
I was thinking that...
I am going to go to Bulgaria to meet her.
Bulgaria is kind of far,
you know.
Why did you look at each other
like that?
What are you talking about?
I mean...
I saw you guys glancing at each other!
No, no. no!
Pago, don't fucking joke...
I am not coming to Bulgaria.
Fine. It will be just me and Bibi.
Right, Bibi?
- Bulgaria.
- We'll go...
Am I the only one who remembers
what happened in Romania?
It's all different now! The Wall is down,
and there are no dictatorships.
It'll be a hell of a vacation!
If not for me, do it for Bibi!
Look at him!
I mean, if you'd like to come,
I'd be happy...
Of course he'd be happy!
He can't even find his ass
with his own two hands...
Hey Pago, I made an appointment for
you at the bank, for next week.
Yeah, you also seem to think that
I won't pass the background check, so...
So what?
Good morning!
Good morning!
How amazing!
Are you sure we can trust them?
They're also very powerful,
and they're not idiots.
So...
you just have to stay cool...
affable.
You need to show them who's
the boss from the start.
Otherwise, they'll do whatever
the fuck they want
and they'll kick your ass.
I wasn't talking about the horses.
Me neither.
Listen, Natalino,
I almost got caught today!
Almost.
I'll call you after I meet them in Sofia.
Whenever you want to switch,
let me know.
- I don't.
- Of course not.
Who knows what it's like now
that everything has changed...
The Commissioner Corrado Cattani,
who is following the case with the
courageous Judge Silvia Conti,
with whom he will fall in love later on,
figures out the reasons behind
that fight, piece by piece.
During his long investigation,
Corrado again runs into Tano--
Not again!
Hello. Passports.
We need to change the money...
They want to
change some money.
How much do you want to change?
- How much should we change?
- One and a half million?
What are you talking about?!
- Ok, give him three hundred liras.
- We might need it.
How much for the change of...
There, we're screwed.
Italians?
"La Piovra"...
Michele Placido, eh?
Ask them if they know
how the last episode ends.
Do you know how
the last episode ends?
- Which episode?
- "The Octopus".
"The Octopus"!
- Tell him how "The Octopus" ends!
- I have no idea!
- Your mom watches it, right?
- Exactly, my mom!
Guys!
Just make up a story or he won't
give us our money back!
So, there's a group
of international smugglers
and they traffic... in drugs,
They import and export drugs
all over the world, right?
And... and...
so, they sell to some Colombians,
There are some Colombian smugglers.
What Colombians?
Yes, yes! "Colombizi"! Colombians...
Colombians, from Colombia!
Ah, thanks, Bibi!
Yes, they are Colombians, ok?
They are Columbians...
and they arrive by boat,
and what happens?
The policeman goes undercover
and gets on the Colombians' boat,
and that is it - they all get arrested!
And the police arrest them.
And... does Corrado Cattani die?
He wants to know if Corrado Cattani dies.
Corrado Cattani?
He dies?
No, no! No!
He's still with us! He can't die!
It looks...
- It looks like he's dead--
- But--
- But, the bullet just grazed him!
- Tell him, tell him!
So, he goes to the hospital,
they take care of him, and he lives.
No, no, he can't die!
They think they'd killed him,
but the bullet just grazed him
and he survives.
Step on it!
Go, go, go!
Oh, oh! Hey, guys!
Sofia! Great! We're here!
Huh, I'm exhausted!
When we arrive, we should
look for a hotel!
Sure, we'll go downtown, right?
Wich, you know where it is...
You didn't write it down in your
encyclopedia for assholes?
Bibi, just calm down!
C'mon, let's stop in a bit,
I'm sure we'll find a road sign!
Oh... now it's all clear...
My god!
Shall we go see
if they have a room?
I'm sure they won't,
it's high season, right?
Bibi, can you stay with the luggage?
Bye, Bibi!
No worries, I'll stay, ok?
See, when you love your job!
Whatever, ok!
- Good evening!
- Hello.
Who are you?
He doesn't speak English.
Have you got, uh... room?
- No room?
- Yes.
- Is he bullshitting me?
- No, I think their signals are inverted.
When they do that with their head
it means yes, I read it in the guide.
How many days?
- Maestro, please.
- You talk to him!
No, you do!
It's uh... four days, OK, three people.
And how many persons?
Four days, three people.
One, two, and...
Bibi, come in!
Eh...how much for the...
the room?
Bibi, come on! What are you doing?
Watch the luggage,
bring this and that...
- So?
- So, the Berlin wall fell,
but foreigners still have to pay more...
So, guys, are you gonna help?
You want me to do everything?
Um... excuse me, Mister... Stoychkov.
Um... this address...
here... um...
Where is it?
Where is it?
Yuliya!
Thank you.
Franchi is in position.
I keep moving.
Do you have a cigarette?
Ok, the audio is good.
Would you also like
some coffee with the cigarette?
Tell me where we'll meet for the exchange
and get the fuck away.
Go, go, go!
Tomorrow, at 12,
at the Alexander caf.
The appointment is tomorrow
at 12 at the Alexander caf.
Franchi is leaving.
You follow Franchi
and we'll follow the girl.
I'm done.
"I'm done"...
You're done when I say so.
Well, it's much better than Romania...
So the bus stop should be...
on this side...
- Where?
- There! There! Ok, let's go!
Guys, how many stops have you counted?
- Seven.
- I counted eight!
- Eight?
- Yes!
The one we just passed was "Cebep"!
- You mean "Sever"?
- Here it says "Cebep".
I know, but it's pronounced "Sever".
- You know how to read in Cyrillic?
- Who gives a shit!
- How do you say, Sever?
- "Sever".
This one is dead...
Oh-- there!
The old wise woman!
Em... excuse me... uh...
uh... "Sever"?
No? Ah...
- Guys! It's not this one!
- See? I said eight.
- Sorry. "Sever"? Stop "Sever"?
- No. No.
- I think it means no.
- "Sever". The stop--
- Let me-- here...
- "Predishnata"!
- What-- what is "predishnata"?
- Predishdata!
- Pre, I think it means before...
- Before?!
Now, who was right?
Bib! It's not this stop,
it's the one we just passed!
- I was right, obviously!
- What do you mean?
- The old woman said no!
- I said the previous one!
Do not bullshit me!
Who cares if you are pissed!
You said no before!
What are you talking about?!
Come on!
It's wrong!
You made me waste a lot of time!
I told you!
I told you the first time!
I told him a thousand times!
I want to help and he says "no"!
- I swear! She shook her head no!
- I know, but here no means yes.
Oh, never mind.
- So... where are we going?
- We have to go back.
It was the stop before this.
- Are we lost?
No, we're not lost!
Let's go, we have a long walk
ahead of us.
We followed Franchi to the hotel.
We stay in position.
We'll stay to see if
she's approached by other people.
Over and out.
There they are.
They just left the girl.
Let's stay and see what happens.
- Poor girl!
- Please let's avoid personal comments.
Who are these guys?
Keep going! Keep going!
Hello! Is Yuliya here?
Yuli!
Hi!
Who is it?
I'm Bibi!
Some friends of mine!
Hello...
So, um... in the photo,... Yuliya?
The famous Bulgarian enthusiasm...
Ah, yes...here!
I brought you a little present.
- It's not much, but I wrapped it myself.
- Why are you here?
- I wanted to... surprise you...
- Yes, but why?
- To meet you in person--
- This is not a good time.
- If you want, we can come tomorrow?
- Not tomorrow.
Be careful!
So sweet, she kept the letters!
All the letters...
- Who are these people?
- Eh...
All right, that's OK... so...
Congratulations for...
your choice of wallpaper.
So, their names are
Maurizio Paganelli...
Andrea Riceputi... and Enrico Boschi.
They're all three from Cesena.
Paganelli has worked for a long time
as a tourist guide.
A perfect cover, if you think about it,
for traveling.
On the other hand,
Andrea Riceputi studied economics,
and at the moment he works at
a small bank in Mercato Saraceno.
Where?
That's right, a remote village.
A perfect way to launder money,
and reinvest it in foreign companies
without leaving a trace.
Enrico Boschi is...
we have very little on him.
No diplomas, no bank account in his name,
he lives with his aunt,
we only found soccer season tickets
in his name.
Someone like this, could certainly be a--
An idiot.
Guys, we shouldn't be fooled...
Because we saw them go to
Yuliya Georgner's house,
which means they are directly
connected to Ivan Dimitrov!
Could they act as liaisons
between Italy and
Bulgaria for a prostitution ring?
Or... could they be involved
in delivering sensitive information?
We should not dismiss the possibility,
we are still investigating.
Ah, in the past they took a trip
to Romania,
during Ceauescu's dictatorship,
before the the Wall came down.
Apparently,
they made their first "contacts".
And when I say "contacts",
I'm sure you know
what I'm talking about...
Guys, let's keep our eyes open,
high alert, since they will soon
do the exchange,
and when it happens, I want arrests!
Ah! Nice!
You wanna know the truth,
my friend?
If it's fried... even remorse tastes good.
Let's hope so.
Check him out!
Look at him, over there...
A desperate man.
Do you know what
the poet Dylan Thomas said?
"The land of death...
is indeed the breadth of the heart"
Eh... heavy shit!
You know what he told me?
He even sent her money.
Money?
For real?
Don't tell him I told you
or he'll kill me.
What the hell was he thinking?!
Ok, just go ahead and say it!
That I am a dickhead.
Come on, Bibi, a dickhead,
I mean...
I just don't get it...
She wrote me a ton of nice letters...
we wrote to each other for six months!
- I even sent her some money...
- Really?
Sorry, Bibi,
you gave her money?
What the hell were you thinking?
She asked for it.
You know what?
I want to talk to her!
If she has something to say,
she should say it to my face!
So, now we are going back to Yuliya!
And, I'm going to ask her for
my money back!
You're going to ask for your money back?
It seems a bit...
Yes, we are going back to Yuliya
and I'm going to ask for my money back!
She's never going to give you--
We are going to Yuliya right now,
and I'm going to get my money back!
Ok, just don't get pissed off!
We'll finish this delicious breakfast
and then we'll go to Yuliya's.
I don't think this is
the right way...
I just followed the train stops,
it must be the right way!
You know what? You must be right...
Here.
Is that her?
I'm not sure,
I didn't see her very well.
Follow her, Pago!
- What?
- It's her!
You weren't even looking?
I'm telling you, it's her!
Jesus, Bibi! Then what,
we kidnap her like in Sardinia?!?
Go, Pago, go!
What's going on?
All is calm, for the moment.
Come on, Paganelli, we lost her!
You drive like my grandma!
God, Bibi!
We lost her in three seconds!
The road was closed,
she turned toward the square.
She must be here!
I don't know what's going on!
Who the hell are we?
The Spectre?
Stop here by the square,
we'll walk!
- I don't see her...
- You see?
Ah, you didn't bring
binoculars for stalking her?
Hey, Rice, stop giving me shit!
There is a caf, over there,
could be here... or...
I see some stores there!
Maybe it's one of them.
- Italians! Guys!
- Yes, yes, it shows, right?
Exchange, no good
change at the border...
I good exchange! I have dollars!
- Sorry, we don't have anything.
- One dollar, a hundred lev...
One dollar...
one hundred lev?
Yes. Is it good?
- Of course it's good!
- Yes?
If we give him a hundred dollars,
we'll be rich!
- No, no...
- A hundred dollars?
- No! No!
- To change... a hundred?
- No! Get in the car.
- In the car...
- Amazing!
- Hey guys, what about Yuliya?
No, you came here for Yuliya.
What do you say, Rice?
Little business?
Nothing personal, Bibi!
Business is business!
Remember, we're on vacation!
Ehi, Mr.? Gentleman?
So, let's see what we got...
500, 600... a thousand.
Here! Salame "Del Vecchio",
very good. Try to smell it.
Let me check.
So, one, five...
This is right... this is mine...
can I get another one?
Gentleman, hey, someone!
Genesis, you know?
Band? Tamta, tamta, tarararam...
No ?
Don't fuck it up.
The girl just arrived.
Yes, I can see from here.
Do you have the documents?
How about you?
Do you have the money?
No, not here.
Me neither.
You have to give me the documents.
You know what they say in my country?
- To see the camel, you need to pay money.
- I don't understand.
First, you need
to give me the money!
Then, you must be patient.
Yes, patience is a good thing...
You know who has a lot of patience?
The farmer.
Yes, because if he wants to eat,
first, he needs to work the soil,
he needs to break it apart,
with the plow,
Then he has to plant the seeds and wait.
He has to wait with a lot of patience
for the seeds to start growing.
Eventually, the seeds grow,
and become plants.
Finally, the farmer is happy
because he can harvest food,
and make some money.
But... suddenly it starts hailing,
and it ruins everything.
Everything is destroyed.
And the farmer...
is totally fucked, the farmer.
What do we do, there are so many people...
OK, let's do it like this.
Pedrazzini, look behind you,
I see some commotion...
Cesena, Emilia Romagna...
It's the Italian guys...
What are they doing?
I think they're selling something...
Where the hell is this guy going?
Petrazzini, report to me,
Where the fuck is that guy going?
- Do I look like a farmer?
- No--
Now I understand everything!
What the fuck is happening?
- Who the fuck is this guy?
- I don't know!
Ah, another Italian!
How many Italians did you screw?
I am not screwing anybody!
Does she owe you money, too?
What the fuck is going on?
No, no! Wait, please!
Go, go...
You won't see a penny anyway.
Petrazzini, wake up! Report!
Franchi is leaving the square.
What do I do, follow him?
I don't like this, let's go!
Go! Go!
You have no idea
what you just did!
No, Yuliya wait!
The girl is leaving,
followed by the Italian.
Lieutenant, who should we follow?
What should I do?
Follow Franchi?
Lieutenant, who should we follow?
- I have a thousand lev...
- A thousand.
I still have a couple of... uh--
Hey! There is Bibi!
- Where?
- Look!
Yuliya!
Why did you pretend?
Why did you pretend to be my girlfriend?
To steal my money?
I want my money back!
- You want your money back?
- Yes!
-You want your money back?
- Yes.
You want your...
You want your money back?
You want your money back?
You want your money back?
Is that enough? To go back
to where you came from?
Did you think you'd get on a bus,
and live out your little fantasy?
No! Wait!
Bibi, come on!
What do you care?
It's all good! We made
a lot of money we can enjoy...
Guys...
See you later.
So, how did it go?
How did it go...
It went badly.
What?
During the meeting,
an Italian showed up,
And he wasn't alone!
He had two partners.
- Who were they?
- I don't fucking know.
What about the money?
There wasn't any money.
Do you have any idea
how much I am exposed?
I'm the one in Bulgaria!
I'm the one who is exposed!
Ok, then try to finish this
as soon as possible!
By rushing,
the cat had crippled kittens.
- What?!?
- Crippled!
I don't give a fuck
about crippled kittens!
Just find out who these Italians were!
I'll call you back tomorrow,
at the same time.
Ok, I'll see what I can do.
Lots of choices...
See? So varied...
My Goodness!
You know I keep thinking about it?
About what?
Romania.
Listen, do you like your life?
My life in general?
Yes, your life!
Your life... at home.
I don't know... I think so.
You think so...
What about you?
Do you like yours?
I...
I stupidly thought that everything
would change.
I thought that the Wall would fall,
and...
...the world would change,
Europe too...
...that maybe we would change, too.
I think that's the shelf for the
inflatable dolls...
...the empty one...
They were flying off the shelf!
All gone!
There, they kept the football
betting slips.
In fact, I see it there,
Cesena, soccer...
- In fact, they all lost!
- That's it!
Always number 2!
That was the shelf for the rich people...
Yes, of course! I can see it all!
- Little champagne...
- Yeah, yeah.
What about over there?
- Where?
- There!
There...
How do you come up with the idea of
wanting to open a movie theater?
You want to kiss me?
- So, not bad, right?
- Especially that woman...
Here are the clothes!
- This is better than our little market!
- Stop it!
We're a couple of idiots, eh?
Maurizio Paganelli,
born on August 16th 1965 in Cesena.
Go ahead, Maurizio,
you can start talking.
What should I say?
You can tell us everything.
Sorry, everything about what?
So, what are you doing, eh?
I already told you that
we are not spies.
Your friend Riceputi
already told us everything.
Now it's your turn.
Everything what?!?
Sorry, but who are you two?
For international espionage,
the penalty is
between fifteen to thirty years in jail.
I get it, but we didn't do anything!
So, how do you know Yuliya Georgner?
Ah, that's Bibi's girlfriend.
Bibi's girlfriend, eh?
Strangely, she has contacts with
Ivan Dimitrov,
and Natalino Franchi.
No, I've never seen the other two.
Your friend chooses girlfriends
who live far away, eh?
How long has your friend
been dating the girl?
No... They just met
for the first time yesterday.
I mean, I was trying to say that
they physically met in person,
the last time, the last time was...
They have been writing to each other
for a long time...
as in all long-distance relationships,
it's like the wind,
it kills off the small fires and...
Here are the three of you...
entering Yuliya Georgner's house.
- You took pictures of us?
- Oh, shut up!
Don't make comments,
answer our questions, and that's it.
Do you recognize Yuliya?
Yes, yes.
So you also know this guy...
- So? Come on!
- No, I don't know him!
I don't know who he is!
Who is he?
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
His name is Ivan Dimitrov,
does it ring a bell?
No.
What about this guy?
- I have no idea.
- Look more carefully.
No, I'm sorry.
I really have no idea who he is.
- He doesn't know who he is...
- He doesn't know...
He doesn't know who he is...
If you don't know who he is,
why is your friend talking to him?
You're in trouble.
You guys?
What do you think?
I think they are all involved...
I think so too.
Pedrazzini?
- Not sure...
- Oh, come on!
If they are lying,
they're very good at it.
Yeah...
Of course, with the show they
put on today at the square...
We don't really have a lead, do we?
I don't know...
Suggestions?
I mean, if they are so good at lying,
they could try to do it for us?
Guys! Where have you been?
I've been waiting for you all day!
What's up?
Nothing, Bibi, of course!
Are you enjoying your comic book?
- Is it a good one?
- Rice...
No, let's talk about his
comic book, ok?
Is it good?
What is it about?
- I don't--
- I'll tell you what's about!
Is it about an idiot?
Who every time he goes on
vacation with us
- we get into deep shit?
- Rice.
Do you know what your Bulgarian
girlfriend does for work?
She works with criminals!
They collect information
and sell it to intelligence services?
- Pago and I were brought to...
- Stop it!
Bibi, you must talk to Yuliya!
Guys, you saw, she won't talk to me...
We need to go talk to her anyway,
come on!
Change!
I'll tell you when we are in the car!
- Now?
- Now! Just fucking do it!!
I couldn't do it.
Maybe we should have done more.
Maybe...
I miss you.
I don't know what to do.
What a mess!
Maybe it's because I love you?
It's a feeling
that grows slowly, slowly...
Hold me tight,
and stay closer
If I feel good,
It's because I love you!
I need to talk to you.
I spoke with my friend Luben in Italy.
He says that your girl is good.
And that she is very good at her job.
Listen...
I am the only friend you have.
You have to find a lot more money
to pay for your kid's ransom.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm not the one who can't support
his family.
My daughter...
she answered...
...to a normal job advert... in Italy.
And you tricked her!
You lied!
Me?
I am here to help you!
We had a deal with your girl's friend,
but she didn't deliver!
Now we have to make a new deal.
Maybe Yuliya will have to go
and work in Italy too.
No, please!
We just want our daughter back!
Don't ask me! Ask Yuliya!
She is the one
who doesn't honor her deals!
- Who were the Italians?
- Friends, I don't know...
Friends?
Too many coincidences!
You meet your Italian friends the day
we make the exchange with the Italian.
Do you believe that?
All I need to do is call Lyuben and...
I get it, but how am I going
to ask her?
I don't know, but leave out the fact
about the Italian secret service,
and fuck us up as usual!
- Now what?
- Uh...
tell her that you are sorry for the
mess you created,
and that you want to meet
with the Italian guy.
I don't even know who this Italian
dude is, she'll never believe me.
Bibi! Bibi! Ok?
Make something up!
If you don't help me,
I can't help you!
I'll ask you again,
who were those Italians?
- Check the window.
- They don't know anything--
Sit down!
Ask them who they're working for.
He wants to know
who you are working for...
Who do you work for?
- What do we do?
- Tell him who you work for.
We don't work for anybody!
If he'd let us finish,
we'd tell him we don't work for--
I have worked very little
in my whole life.
Now is the time to say
who they work for.
- Same question...
- It sounded different...
Shut up, Bibi!
I'll find out who you work for.
He says he'll find out
if you work for someone.
Is there anyone out there?
He's asking if there's anyone there.
If he sees anyone,
I'll shoot the three of you.
If that guy sees anyone,
he'll shoot you.
- A guy is getting out of a car.
- What did he see?
Some guy getting out of a car.
He's just getting out of a car!
Does anybody know this guy anyway?
He's calm. He's lighting a cigarette.
The man is lighting a cigarette.
A girl is coming.
She kisses. Now they leave.
The man is leaving!
He's leaving...
He's leaving!
What do we do with them?
I don't give a shit.
You made a big mess
and now you have to clean it up!
If I don't have my documents
in two days,
I'll kill the daughter
of these two beggars.
It's alright.
So... Franchi is staying
at the Balkan Grand Hotel.
You want us to go to him
to rearrange the exchange?
You need to do it,
He'll never believe me anymore.
With all due respect,
Yuliya, I don't care at all.
We are nothing but tourists
and we have to go back home.
Yes.
You are right.
You should go back home.
I will find money for Maria.
Who is this Maria, anyway?
Your sister?
No.
She is in Italy.
She replied to a job posting.
Many girls leave,
and nobody knows what happens.
So, you need the money for her?
No.
I'll never find that much money for her.
With the letters,
I could collect money for her family.
Her dad can't work.
You could have told us!
Here you can't say certain things, Bibi.
Shit, now what?
Guys...
We don't have much choice...
Of course!
Good job!
Every time, right?
It goes like this every fucking time.
Every fucking time.
- Every fucking time.
- Yes, guys. Rice is right.
- I know I'm right!
- Of course!
We came as tourists...
We could just hop in the car
and go back home.
We have nothing to do with
these people's stories!
Right! We have nothing to
fucking do with it!
Hello. We need to talk
to Natalino Franchi.
Ok.
Act normal, ok?
Please!
Why don't we blow up
a paint factory!
Should we sit down for a second?
Please...
By the way, sorry for yesterday.
You know, women...
Bibi...
Who the fuck are you?
Uh... my name is Maurizio,
this is Andrea, and...
you already met him. His name is Enrico.
We are Yuliya's friends.
To tell you the truth,
Bibi is a bit more--
I mean, Enrico, sorry.
He is more friends with Yuliya.
Rice and I are...we...
Anyway.
When can we meet to redo the exchange?
Because...
...from now on, we're the ones
dealing with... um... the...
...this thing, and...
What thing?
I mean, "the thing", right?
You know exactly how it works.
You give us something and we...
give something to you.
I'm afraid you've got
the wrong person.
- No, listen--
- No, you listen to me!
I don't know you, and I have no idea of
what the fuck you are talking about.
But...
Whoever leaves the old road
for the new one--
know what they are leaving,
but not what they'll find.
No.
They end up in a ditch.
Wait. That didn't even rhyme...
And you'll try again!
Let's put it this way.
If you don't do it, I'll report you to
the Bulgarian cops
for changing money on the black market.
Has anyone ever told you what
Bulgarian prisons look like?
Good. Contact Franchi again.
Talk to you tomorrow.
- Lieutenant!
- Pedrazzini,
if this is about the girl,
now is not the right time.
I'm telling you all, the priority
from now on is Natalino Franchi.
Tell me, why do you care so much?
- What did Dinucci say?
- That we need to try again.
No, we did everything we could.
He threatened us.
He said that he'll report us to the
Bulgarian police
for that money thing.
Don't you get it?
He's saying it to freak us out.
In any case, it's much better
to be reported than--
it's my turn!
It's better to be reported than be killed
by a fucking Bulgarian, right?
- So?
- So, I don't know.
Come on, Rice...
Don't drink so much, you'll get sick!
That's so nice of you, Bibi!
You worry about your friends?
Maybe you could have thought of us
before involving us in this fucking story!
But of course, you never think about it
before, Bibi.
It's true. That's your problem,
you never think about it.
We just have to think about
what we are going to do.
I don't want to be thinking of
anything, alright?
I'm on vacation.
Actually,
I'd like to do something better...
In fact, let's do something.
Tomorrow we tell Dinucci that
we are not doing the exchange
and that we are going back home.
What about Yuliya?
Either we help Yuliya
and we do the exchange,
or we call the cops and we don't do it.
Everybody wants to be helped by everybody,
But nobody helps us,
and we are definitely fucked!
We have to come up with something.
Excuse me,
I think they are calling me.
Rice, come on!
It's not the right time now...
It's always the right time!
We're on vacation!
- What's wrong?
- Slow down!
Hello, babies!
Bulgarian beautiful girls,
I am Rice, from Cesena.
Do you know Cesena?
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
These are two friends, ok?
This is Pago,
and nobody understands why he wants to
come to these shitty places!
No offense, of course!
No offense, nothing personal!
This is Bibi and all he does is
fuck things up every day!
- Rice!
- Isn't it true?
Are we or are we not in a shitty place?
- Take a right turn!
- Take a right turn!
We're almost there!
We're there!
They are so funny!
Rice, where are you going?
I don't know. Can't you tell?
Miss, there, come here!
- Thank you, Ricce!
- What a wonderful kidnapping!
Thank you, Ricce!
- Rice! Oh!
- What?
Let's go back to the hotel!
Can you stop
always deciding for others?
I never decide, we all decide together!
Not true!
You decided that
we all had to come here,
because at your home,
you have a shitty life!
Not true!
You're the one who said that in Italy
you have a shitty life!
Not me!
You're the idiot who wanted to go
into debt to open up a movie theater!
Go, Pago! Go!
Get in the car and keep driving!
And don't let go of the wheel!
I know you won't go forever, right?
At some point you'll end up in front of
the ocean, or a wall...
And you'll have to stop!
- Stop it!
- No, you stop it!
You're the one who is always dragging
us into these shitty situations!
And it's not Bibi's fault.
It can't be his, look at him!
It's your fault.
You're the one
who needs to go somewhere
because you don't know
what the fuck you want from your life.
What do you want, Pago?
What, you're not answering?
What the fuck do you want from your life?
Good boy, go, go away.
I am going to have fun,
but maybe for you,
this thing is not dangerous enough!
Come on, Rice!
Hey, pretty girl!
Chill! I won't bite you.
So, so, so...
Riceputi Andrea.
Andrea...
Lala is pretty, isn't she?
Beautiful.
She is also very kind.
Well... she does it for money.
Ah, you didn't know?
You know what she told me?
She said that last night
you really felt like talking,
and you started talking and talking
and talking...
In short, you told them
all about your life,
and those two idiots' lives.
But you talked too much.
Do you know what Ghandi said?
No.
He said... that humans...
have two ears and two eyes,
but only one mouth.
So, they should talk half as much
as they hear and see.
And they could live a hundred years.
I added that last part.
We are just tourists.
Right...
Let's see,
do you work for the Secret Service?
Look at me in the eyes.
Do you work for the secret service?
No.
For INTERPOL?
No.
No.
Ok...
So you'll bring me the money.
I don't have the money. Ivan has it.
I don't give a flying fuck.
You're the one bringing me the money.
And remember:
I know what your name is.
Hey, wake up, wake up!
Get dressed, we need to go.
Quickly! Come on!
Are we sure this is the right place?
Listen, Pago,
about what I said last night--
I don't wanna talk about it.
We have an appointment
for tomorrow night.
But the Italian wants him
to bring the money.
You think I'll give you my money
and wait at home watching TV?
- These are the terms...
- I set the terms!
Listen to me carefully.
Tomorrow night I'll be watching you,
every step you take.
One wrong move and...
Do I need to translate?
It's so fucking cold!
Yeah, it's also raining on my head.
Radio silence!
Here he is.
Lieutenant, they're next to each
other now, should we go in?
No, not yet.
- Give me the money.
- Go, go!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Hands up! Stop!
Hands up! Put your hands up!
Rice! Rice! Rice!
Go!
Bibi! Bibi!
Get down!
Freeze!
Go! Be careful!
Freeze! Hands up!
Put your hands up!
Put the handcuffs on, come on!
Help, guys! Help!
Rice! Rice!
Rice, where are you?
- Please, let me go!
- Shut up and keep walking!
I'll pay you back!
I'll pay you back!
You'll pay me back?
Of course you'll pay me back!
Rice!
Andrea!
Come on, he can't be too far!
- Did you see him? Was he there?
- No!
Lieutenant! We have the girl!
Good. Ivan?
He's dead.
Yuliya!
Traitors!
You knew everything! Because of you,
I'll never see Maria again!
Take her away.
- There he is!
- Where?
- Here! Guys! I made it!
- Rice!
Rice! Rice!
Life is like a tire,
it's inflated first,
and then it goes flat!
Ok, keep walking!
Where is the bag full of money?
No idea!
I couldn't see anything.
I think it slipped from my hand...
It must have been carried away
by the current...
Maybe we can search the river later.
Dry up, come on.
Are You feeling better?
Do you need anything?
Give it to me...
- She's not talking.
- Nothing...
You scared the shit out of us!
Imagine how I felt!
Listen, I'm sorry
that I was an asshole...
Sorry, Pago.
Bibi told you that you
can't hold your liquor.
I'm still wet! I'm wet!
Who is it?
Go see who is knocking!
Who is it?
Are you expecting someone?
Don't open! Don't!
We could have used all that money...
True.
How much was it?
I preferred not to count it.
Rice!
- Rice!
- Where are you?
I need to ask.
What about those three girls?
Guys...
...well, I fell asleep.
Come on!
Fuck off...
So embarrassing!
Maria?
Are you Maria?
Get in the car.
I never forgave him.
What?
When they come for you,
do me a favor,
and don't try to run.
I wouldn't forgive you either.
What Columbians?
They're here.
Hey! Hey!
Italians?!
- Oh, shit!
- Corrado is dead!
Don't look at him! Don't!
Corrado is dead!
Looks like we got it wrong
about Corrado Cattaneo...
Corrado Cattanei is dead!
It was the Colombians.
Leave it, Mister Paganelli!
The kids will clean it all tomorrow!
Don't worry!
I can do it in no time!
- Mauro! Are you about to leave?
- Yes!
Listen, do you mind starting it over?
I will turn it all off later!
Ok! See you tomorrow!
Listen, do you like your life?
My life in general?
Yes, your life! Your life at home.
I don't know... I think so.
What about you? Do you like yours?
I... I... stupidly thought that
everything would change.
I thought that the Wall would fall,
and...
The world would change,
Europe too...
Maybe we would change, too.
But how do you come up with the idea
of wanting to open a movie theater?
since the fall of the Wall,
and there are still thousands of people
moving from East to West.
3,500 men, women, and children
have crossed the border in two days.
Thousands of people are
leaving the city.
The displacement has started.
The Magistrate has decided to
take over 36 schools
to accommodate at least
ten thousand refugees.
Thousands of people in packed cars
and buses are leaving to find
more secure areas...
Maria?
Lyuben? Nice to meet you!
- How was the trip?
- Fine, thank you.
- Can I help you with your luggage?
- Thank you!
Which one is yours?
- The grey one.
- That one?
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
- Nice car!
- Do you like it?
- Yes! Very much!
- Get in!
Are we going straight to the family
where I have to work?
Of course!
That's it?
Nothing else?
Get back to work!
Let's go.
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Behind me,
is the Statue of Liberty,
created by artist Stefano Galletti,
as a symbol of independence,
that has always distinguished San Marino.
The Palace of the People was designed
by the architect Azzurri
Around... 1894.
It is the center of political life
in San Marino,
where the government's sessions are held.
It's been a pleasure to be your
tourist guide here in San Marino.
And always remember,
even if you just won the World Cup,
Italy, Germany, 4... to 3.
Goodbye.
- How long before we get there?
- Don't ask!
I've been walking around all day
with a group of Krauts!
Here we go!
Here it is!
Hmm.
What's this?
- Hi guys!
- Hey, Silvia!
So, what is this?
Guys! This is the future!
Don't get ripped off! Bye!
Yeah right, don't get ripped off...
I mean, it still needs work, but...
there it is!
How about the money?
Well, let's see what Rice
can do about it.
Take us! Take us to the stadium!
Bibi, take us to the stadium!
Go! Go! Cesena!
Cesena! Because Cesena is our team!
We don't give a shit about anything else!
No! Come on!
If Lippi had been there, everything
would have been different.
At least we're going to Division B
with Bologna.
Come on!
Why is he smiling?
We're being demoted to Division B,
- What are you smiling about?
- Sorry!
He's smiling because he just sent
the letter!
Oh, the sweet little letter!
What are you going to do next?
Are you going to meet her parents?
Parents?
He never even met her!
- Parents..
- You are such assholes...
Oh, Bibi!
Is she real or did you just make her up?
Oh, you jerks!
You know what?
She sent me a photo...
- Oh... a photo! Let's see!!
- No. No!!!
Pago, stop!
Oh wait...
No! Shit!
Anyway, listen...
I was thinking that...
I am going to go to Bulgaria to meet her.
Bulgaria is kind of far,
you know.
Why did you look at each other
like that?
What are you talking about?
I mean...
I saw you guys glancing at each other!
No, no. no!
Pago, don't fucking joke...
I am not coming to Bulgaria.
Fine. It will be just me and Bibi.
Right, Bibi?
- Bulgaria.
- We'll go...
Am I the only one who remembers
what happened in Romania?
It's all different now! The Wall is down,
and there are no dictatorships.
It'll be a hell of a vacation!
If not for me, do it for Bibi!
Look at him!
I mean, if you'd like to come,
I'd be happy...
Of course he'd be happy!
He can't even find his ass
with his own two hands...
Hey Pago, I made an appointment for
you at the bank, for next week.
Yeah, you also seem to think that
I won't pass the background check, so...
So what?
Good morning!
Good morning!
How amazing!
Are you sure we can trust them?
They're also very powerful,
and they're not idiots.
So...
you just have to stay cool...
affable.
You need to show them who's
the boss from the start.
Otherwise, they'll do whatever
the fuck they want
and they'll kick your ass.
I wasn't talking about the horses.
Me neither.
Listen, Natalino,
I almost got caught today!
Almost.
I'll call you after I meet them in Sofia.
Whenever you want to switch,
let me know.
- I don't.
- Of course not.
Who knows what it's like now
that everything has changed...
The Commissioner Corrado Cattani,
who is following the case with the
courageous Judge Silvia Conti,
with whom he will fall in love later on,
figures out the reasons behind
that fight, piece by piece.
During his long investigation,
Corrado again runs into Tano--
Not again!
Hello. Passports.
We need to change the money...
They want to
change some money.
How much do you want to change?
- How much should we change?
- One and a half million?
What are you talking about?!
- Ok, give him three hundred liras.
- We might need it.
How much for the change of...
There, we're screwed.
Italians?
"La Piovra"...
Michele Placido, eh?
Ask them if they know
how the last episode ends.
Do you know how
the last episode ends?
- Which episode?
- "The Octopus".
"The Octopus"!
- Tell him how "The Octopus" ends!
- I have no idea!
- Your mom watches it, right?
- Exactly, my mom!
Guys!
Just make up a story or he won't
give us our money back!
So, there's a group
of international smugglers
and they traffic... in drugs,
They import and export drugs
all over the world, right?
And... and...
so, they sell to some Colombians,
There are some Colombian smugglers.
What Colombians?
Yes, yes! "Colombizi"! Colombians...
Colombians, from Colombia!
Ah, thanks, Bibi!
Yes, they are Colombians, ok?
They are Columbians...
and they arrive by boat,
and what happens?
The policeman goes undercover
and gets on the Colombians' boat,
and that is it - they all get arrested!
And the police arrest them.
And... does Corrado Cattani die?
He wants to know if Corrado Cattani dies.
Corrado Cattani?
He dies?
No, no! No!
He's still with us! He can't die!
It looks...
- It looks like he's dead--
- But--
- But, the bullet just grazed him!
- Tell him, tell him!
So, he goes to the hospital,
they take care of him, and he lives.
No, no, he can't die!
They think they'd killed him,
but the bullet just grazed him
and he survives.
Step on it!
Go, go, go!
Oh, oh! Hey, guys!
Sofia! Great! We're here!
Huh, I'm exhausted!
When we arrive, we should
look for a hotel!
Sure, we'll go downtown, right?
Wich, you know where it is...
You didn't write it down in your
encyclopedia for assholes?
Bibi, just calm down!
C'mon, let's stop in a bit,
I'm sure we'll find a road sign!
Oh... now it's all clear...
My god!
Shall we go see
if they have a room?
I'm sure they won't,
it's high season, right?
Bibi, can you stay with the luggage?
Bye, Bibi!
No worries, I'll stay, ok?
See, when you love your job!
Whatever, ok!
- Good evening!
- Hello.
Who are you?
He doesn't speak English.
Have you got, uh... room?
- No room?
- Yes.
- Is he bullshitting me?
- No, I think their signals are inverted.
When they do that with their head
it means yes, I read it in the guide.
How many days?
- Maestro, please.
- You talk to him!
No, you do!
It's uh... four days, OK, three people.
And how many persons?
Four days, three people.
One, two, and...
Bibi, come in!
Eh...how much for the...
the room?
Bibi, come on! What are you doing?
Watch the luggage,
bring this and that...
- So?
- So, the Berlin wall fell,
but foreigners still have to pay more...
So, guys, are you gonna help?
You want me to do everything?
Um... excuse me, Mister... Stoychkov.
Um... this address...
here... um...
Where is it?
Where is it?
Yuliya!
Thank you.
Franchi is in position.
I keep moving.
Do you have a cigarette?
Ok, the audio is good.
Would you also like
some coffee with the cigarette?
Tell me where we'll meet for the exchange
and get the fuck away.
Go, go, go!
Tomorrow, at 12,
at the Alexander caf.
The appointment is tomorrow
at 12 at the Alexander caf.
Franchi is leaving.
You follow Franchi
and we'll follow the girl.
I'm done.
"I'm done"...
You're done when I say so.
Well, it's much better than Romania...
So the bus stop should be...
on this side...
- Where?
- There! There! Ok, let's go!
Guys, how many stops have you counted?
- Seven.
- I counted eight!
- Eight?
- Yes!
The one we just passed was "Cebep"!
- You mean "Sever"?
- Here it says "Cebep".
I know, but it's pronounced "Sever".
- You know how to read in Cyrillic?
- Who gives a shit!
- How do you say, Sever?
- "Sever".
This one is dead...
Oh-- there!
The old wise woman!
Em... excuse me... uh...
uh... "Sever"?
No? Ah...
- Guys! It's not this one!
- See? I said eight.
- Sorry. "Sever"? Stop "Sever"?
- No. No.
- I think it means no.
- "Sever". The stop--
- Let me-- here...
- "Predishnata"!
- What-- what is "predishnata"?
- Predishdata!
- Pre, I think it means before...
- Before?!
Now, who was right?
Bib! It's not this stop,
it's the one we just passed!
- I was right, obviously!
- What do you mean?
- The old woman said no!
- I said the previous one!
Do not bullshit me!
Who cares if you are pissed!
You said no before!
What are you talking about?!
Come on!
It's wrong!
You made me waste a lot of time!
I told you!
I told you the first time!
I told him a thousand times!
I want to help and he says "no"!
- I swear! She shook her head no!
- I know, but here no means yes.
Oh, never mind.
- So... where are we going?
- We have to go back.
It was the stop before this.
- Are we lost?
No, we're not lost!
Let's go, we have a long walk
ahead of us.
We followed Franchi to the hotel.
We stay in position.
We'll stay to see if
she's approached by other people.
Over and out.
There they are.
They just left the girl.
Let's stay and see what happens.
- Poor girl!
- Please let's avoid personal comments.
Who are these guys?
Keep going! Keep going!
Hello! Is Yuliya here?
Yuli!
Hi!
Who is it?
I'm Bibi!
Some friends of mine!
Hello...
So, um... in the photo,... Yuliya?
The famous Bulgarian enthusiasm...
Ah, yes...here!
I brought you a little present.
- It's not much, but I wrapped it myself.
- Why are you here?
- I wanted to... surprise you...
- Yes, but why?
- To meet you in person--
- This is not a good time.
- If you want, we can come tomorrow?
- Not tomorrow.
Be careful!
So sweet, she kept the letters!
All the letters...
- Who are these people?
- Eh...
All right, that's OK... so...
Congratulations for...
your choice of wallpaper.
So, their names are
Maurizio Paganelli...
Andrea Riceputi... and Enrico Boschi.
They're all three from Cesena.
Paganelli has worked for a long time
as a tourist guide.
A perfect cover, if you think about it,
for traveling.
On the other hand,
Andrea Riceputi studied economics,
and at the moment he works at
a small bank in Mercato Saraceno.
Where?
That's right, a remote village.
A perfect way to launder money,
and reinvest it in foreign companies
without leaving a trace.
Enrico Boschi is...
we have very little on him.
No diplomas, no bank account in his name,
he lives with his aunt,
we only found soccer season tickets
in his name.
Someone like this, could certainly be a--
An idiot.
Guys, we shouldn't be fooled...
Because we saw them go to
Yuliya Georgner's house,
which means they are directly
connected to Ivan Dimitrov!
Could they act as liaisons
between Italy and
Bulgaria for a prostitution ring?
Or... could they be involved
in delivering sensitive information?
We should not dismiss the possibility,
we are still investigating.
Ah, in the past they took a trip
to Romania,
during Ceauescu's dictatorship,
before the the Wall came down.
Apparently,
they made their first "contacts".
And when I say "contacts",
I'm sure you know
what I'm talking about...
Guys, let's keep our eyes open,
high alert, since they will soon
do the exchange,
and when it happens, I want arrests!
Ah! Nice!
You wanna know the truth,
my friend?
If it's fried... even remorse tastes good.
Let's hope so.
Check him out!
Look at him, over there...
A desperate man.
Do you know what
the poet Dylan Thomas said?
"The land of death...
is indeed the breadth of the heart"
Eh... heavy shit!
You know what he told me?
He even sent her money.
Money?
For real?
Don't tell him I told you
or he'll kill me.
What the hell was he thinking?!
Ok, just go ahead and say it!
That I am a dickhead.
Come on, Bibi, a dickhead,
I mean...
I just don't get it...
She wrote me a ton of nice letters...
we wrote to each other for six months!
- I even sent her some money...
- Really?
Sorry, Bibi,
you gave her money?
What the hell were you thinking?
She asked for it.
You know what?
I want to talk to her!
If she has something to say,
she should say it to my face!
So, now we are going back to Yuliya!
And, I'm going to ask her for
my money back!
You're going to ask for your money back?
It seems a bit...
Yes, we are going back to Yuliya
and I'm going to ask for my money back!
She's never going to give you--
We are going to Yuliya right now,
and I'm going to get my money back!
Ok, just don't get pissed off!
We'll finish this delicious breakfast
and then we'll go to Yuliya's.
I don't think this is
the right way...
I just followed the train stops,
it must be the right way!
You know what? You must be right...
Here.
Is that her?
I'm not sure,
I didn't see her very well.
Follow her, Pago!
- What?
- It's her!
You weren't even looking?
I'm telling you, it's her!
Jesus, Bibi! Then what,
we kidnap her like in Sardinia?!?
Go, Pago, go!
What's going on?
All is calm, for the moment.
Come on, Paganelli, we lost her!
You drive like my grandma!
God, Bibi!
We lost her in three seconds!
The road was closed,
she turned toward the square.
She must be here!
I don't know what's going on!
Who the hell are we?
The Spectre?
Stop here by the square,
we'll walk!
- I don't see her...
- You see?
Ah, you didn't bring
binoculars for stalking her?
Hey, Rice, stop giving me shit!
There is a caf, over there,
could be here... or...
I see some stores there!
Maybe it's one of them.
- Italians! Guys!
- Yes, yes, it shows, right?
Exchange, no good
change at the border...
I good exchange! I have dollars!
- Sorry, we don't have anything.
- One dollar, a hundred lev...
One dollar...
one hundred lev?
Yes. Is it good?
- Of course it's good!
- Yes?
If we give him a hundred dollars,
we'll be rich!
- No, no...
- A hundred dollars?
- No! No!
- To change... a hundred?
- No! Get in the car.
- In the car...
- Amazing!
- Hey guys, what about Yuliya?
No, you came here for Yuliya.
What do you say, Rice?
Little business?
Nothing personal, Bibi!
Business is business!
Remember, we're on vacation!
Ehi, Mr.? Gentleman?
So, let's see what we got...
500, 600... a thousand.
Here! Salame "Del Vecchio",
very good. Try to smell it.
Let me check.
So, one, five...
This is right... this is mine...
can I get another one?
Gentleman, hey, someone!
Genesis, you know?
Band? Tamta, tamta, tarararam...
No ?
Don't fuck it up.
The girl just arrived.
Yes, I can see from here.
Do you have the documents?
How about you?
Do you have the money?
No, not here.
Me neither.
You have to give me the documents.
You know what they say in my country?
- To see the camel, you need to pay money.
- I don't understand.
First, you need
to give me the money!
Then, you must be patient.
Yes, patience is a good thing...
You know who has a lot of patience?
The farmer.
Yes, because if he wants to eat,
first, he needs to work the soil,
he needs to break it apart,
with the plow,
Then he has to plant the seeds and wait.
He has to wait with a lot of patience
for the seeds to start growing.
Eventually, the seeds grow,
and become plants.
Finally, the farmer is happy
because he can harvest food,
and make some money.
But... suddenly it starts hailing,
and it ruins everything.
Everything is destroyed.
And the farmer...
is totally fucked, the farmer.
What do we do, there are so many people...
OK, let's do it like this.
Pedrazzini, look behind you,
I see some commotion...
Cesena, Emilia Romagna...
It's the Italian guys...
What are they doing?
I think they're selling something...
Where the hell is this guy going?
Petrazzini, report to me,
Where the fuck is that guy going?
- Do I look like a farmer?
- No--
Now I understand everything!
What the fuck is happening?
- Who the fuck is this guy?
- I don't know!
Ah, another Italian!
How many Italians did you screw?
I am not screwing anybody!
Does she owe you money, too?
What the fuck is going on?
No, no! Wait, please!
Go, go...
You won't see a penny anyway.
Petrazzini, wake up! Report!
Franchi is leaving the square.
What do I do, follow him?
I don't like this, let's go!
Go! Go!
You have no idea
what you just did!
No, Yuliya wait!
The girl is leaving,
followed by the Italian.
Lieutenant, who should we follow?
What should I do?
Follow Franchi?
Lieutenant, who should we follow?
- I have a thousand lev...
- A thousand.
I still have a couple of... uh--
Hey! There is Bibi!
- Where?
- Look!
Yuliya!
Why did you pretend?
Why did you pretend to be my girlfriend?
To steal my money?
I want my money back!
- You want your money back?
- Yes!
-You want your money back?
- Yes.
You want your...
You want your money back?
You want your money back?
You want your money back?
Is that enough? To go back
to where you came from?
Did you think you'd get on a bus,
and live out your little fantasy?
No! Wait!
Bibi, come on!
What do you care?
It's all good! We made
a lot of money we can enjoy...
Guys...
See you later.
So, how did it go?
How did it go...
It went badly.
What?
During the meeting,
an Italian showed up,
And he wasn't alone!
He had two partners.
- Who were they?
- I don't fucking know.
What about the money?
There wasn't any money.
Do you have any idea
how much I am exposed?
I'm the one in Bulgaria!
I'm the one who is exposed!
Ok, then try to finish this
as soon as possible!
By rushing,
the cat had crippled kittens.
- What?!?
- Crippled!
I don't give a fuck
about crippled kittens!
Just find out who these Italians were!
I'll call you back tomorrow,
at the same time.
Ok, I'll see what I can do.
Lots of choices...
See? So varied...
My Goodness!
You know I keep thinking about it?
About what?
Romania.
Listen, do you like your life?
My life in general?
Yes, your life!
Your life... at home.
I don't know... I think so.
You think so...
What about you?
Do you like yours?
I...
I stupidly thought that everything
would change.
I thought that the Wall would fall,
and...
...the world would change,
Europe too...
...that maybe we would change, too.
I think that's the shelf for the
inflatable dolls...
...the empty one...
They were flying off the shelf!
All gone!
There, they kept the football
betting slips.
In fact, I see it there,
Cesena, soccer...
- In fact, they all lost!
- That's it!
Always number 2!
That was the shelf for the rich people...
Yes, of course! I can see it all!
- Little champagne...
- Yeah, yeah.
What about over there?
- Where?
- There!
There...
How do you come up with the idea of
wanting to open a movie theater?
You want to kiss me?
- So, not bad, right?
- Especially that woman...
Here are the clothes!
- This is better than our little market!
- Stop it!
We're a couple of idiots, eh?
Maurizio Paganelli,
born on August 16th 1965 in Cesena.
Go ahead, Maurizio,
you can start talking.
What should I say?
You can tell us everything.
Sorry, everything about what?
So, what are you doing, eh?
I already told you that
we are not spies.
Your friend Riceputi
already told us everything.
Now it's your turn.
Everything what?!?
Sorry, but who are you two?
For international espionage,
the penalty is
between fifteen to thirty years in jail.
I get it, but we didn't do anything!
So, how do you know Yuliya Georgner?
Ah, that's Bibi's girlfriend.
Bibi's girlfriend, eh?
Strangely, she has contacts with
Ivan Dimitrov,
and Natalino Franchi.
No, I've never seen the other two.
Your friend chooses girlfriends
who live far away, eh?
How long has your friend
been dating the girl?
No... They just met
for the first time yesterday.
I mean, I was trying to say that
they physically met in person,
the last time, the last time was...
They have been writing to each other
for a long time...
as in all long-distance relationships,
it's like the wind,
it kills off the small fires and...
Here are the three of you...
entering Yuliya Georgner's house.
- You took pictures of us?
- Oh, shut up!
Don't make comments,
answer our questions, and that's it.
Do you recognize Yuliya?
Yes, yes.
So you also know this guy...
- So? Come on!
- No, I don't know him!
I don't know who he is!
Who is he?
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
His name is Ivan Dimitrov,
does it ring a bell?
No.
What about this guy?
- I have no idea.
- Look more carefully.
No, I'm sorry.
I really have no idea who he is.
- He doesn't know who he is...
- He doesn't know...
He doesn't know who he is...
If you don't know who he is,
why is your friend talking to him?
You're in trouble.
You guys?
What do you think?
I think they are all involved...
I think so too.
Pedrazzini?
- Not sure...
- Oh, come on!
If they are lying,
they're very good at it.
Yeah...
Of course, with the show they
put on today at the square...
We don't really have a lead, do we?
I don't know...
Suggestions?
I mean, if they are so good at lying,
they could try to do it for us?
Guys! Where have you been?
I've been waiting for you all day!
What's up?
Nothing, Bibi, of course!
Are you enjoying your comic book?
- Is it a good one?
- Rice...
No, let's talk about his
comic book, ok?
Is it good?
What is it about?
- I don't--
- I'll tell you what's about!
Is it about an idiot?
Who every time he goes on
vacation with us
- we get into deep shit?
- Rice.
Do you know what your Bulgarian
girlfriend does for work?
She works with criminals!
They collect information
and sell it to intelligence services?
- Pago and I were brought to...
- Stop it!
Bibi, you must talk to Yuliya!
Guys, you saw, she won't talk to me...
We need to go talk to her anyway,
come on!
Change!
I'll tell you when we are in the car!
- Now?
- Now! Just fucking do it!!
I couldn't do it.
Maybe we should have done more.
Maybe...
I miss you.
I don't know what to do.
What a mess!
Maybe it's because I love you?
It's a feeling
that grows slowly, slowly...
Hold me tight,
and stay closer
If I feel good,
It's because I love you!
I need to talk to you.
I spoke with my friend Luben in Italy.
He says that your girl is good.
And that she is very good at her job.
Listen...
I am the only friend you have.
You have to find a lot more money
to pay for your kid's ransom.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm not the one who can't support
his family.
My daughter...
she answered...
...to a normal job advert... in Italy.
And you tricked her!
You lied!
Me?
I am here to help you!
We had a deal with your girl's friend,
but she didn't deliver!
Now we have to make a new deal.
Maybe Yuliya will have to go
and work in Italy too.
No, please!
We just want our daughter back!
Don't ask me! Ask Yuliya!
She is the one
who doesn't honor her deals!
- Who were the Italians?
- Friends, I don't know...
Friends?
Too many coincidences!
You meet your Italian friends the day
we make the exchange with the Italian.
Do you believe that?
All I need to do is call Lyuben and...
I get it, but how am I going
to ask her?
I don't know, but leave out the fact
about the Italian secret service,
and fuck us up as usual!
- Now what?
- Uh...
tell her that you are sorry for the
mess you created,
and that you want to meet
with the Italian guy.
I don't even know who this Italian
dude is, she'll never believe me.
Bibi! Bibi! Ok?
Make something up!
If you don't help me,
I can't help you!
I'll ask you again,
who were those Italians?
- Check the window.
- They don't know anything--
Sit down!
Ask them who they're working for.
He wants to know
who you are working for...
Who do you work for?
- What do we do?
- Tell him who you work for.
We don't work for anybody!
If he'd let us finish,
we'd tell him we don't work for--
I have worked very little
in my whole life.
Now is the time to say
who they work for.
- Same question...
- It sounded different...
Shut up, Bibi!
I'll find out who you work for.
He says he'll find out
if you work for someone.
Is there anyone out there?
He's asking if there's anyone there.
If he sees anyone,
I'll shoot the three of you.
If that guy sees anyone,
he'll shoot you.
- A guy is getting out of a car.
- What did he see?
Some guy getting out of a car.
He's just getting out of a car!
Does anybody know this guy anyway?
He's calm. He's lighting a cigarette.
The man is lighting a cigarette.
A girl is coming.
She kisses. Now they leave.
The man is leaving!
He's leaving...
He's leaving!
What do we do with them?
I don't give a shit.
You made a big mess
and now you have to clean it up!
If I don't have my documents
in two days,
I'll kill the daughter
of these two beggars.
It's alright.
So... Franchi is staying
at the Balkan Grand Hotel.
You want us to go to him
to rearrange the exchange?
You need to do it,
He'll never believe me anymore.
With all due respect,
Yuliya, I don't care at all.
We are nothing but tourists
and we have to go back home.
Yes.
You are right.
You should go back home.
I will find money for Maria.
Who is this Maria, anyway?
Your sister?
No.
She is in Italy.
She replied to a job posting.
Many girls leave,
and nobody knows what happens.
So, you need the money for her?
No.
I'll never find that much money for her.
With the letters,
I could collect money for her family.
Her dad can't work.
You could have told us!
Here you can't say certain things, Bibi.
Shit, now what?
Guys...
We don't have much choice...
Of course!
Good job!
Every time, right?
It goes like this every fucking time.
Every fucking time.
- Every fucking time.
- Yes, guys. Rice is right.
- I know I'm right!
- Of course!
We came as tourists...
We could just hop in the car
and go back home.
We have nothing to do with
these people's stories!
Right! We have nothing to
fucking do with it!
Hello. We need to talk
to Natalino Franchi.
Ok.
Act normal, ok?
Please!
Why don't we blow up
a paint factory!
Should we sit down for a second?
Please...
By the way, sorry for yesterday.
You know, women...
Bibi...
Who the fuck are you?
Uh... my name is Maurizio,
this is Andrea, and...
you already met him. His name is Enrico.
We are Yuliya's friends.
To tell you the truth,
Bibi is a bit more--
I mean, Enrico, sorry.
He is more friends with Yuliya.
Rice and I are...we...
Anyway.
When can we meet to redo the exchange?
Because...
...from now on, we're the ones
dealing with... um... the...
...this thing, and...
What thing?
I mean, "the thing", right?
You know exactly how it works.
You give us something and we...
give something to you.
I'm afraid you've got
the wrong person.
- No, listen--
- No, you listen to me!
I don't know you, and I have no idea of
what the fuck you are talking about.
But...
Whoever leaves the old road
for the new one--
know what they are leaving,
but not what they'll find.
No.
They end up in a ditch.
Wait. That didn't even rhyme...
And you'll try again!
Let's put it this way.
If you don't do it, I'll report you to
the Bulgarian cops
for changing money on the black market.
Has anyone ever told you what
Bulgarian prisons look like?
Good. Contact Franchi again.
Talk to you tomorrow.
- Lieutenant!
- Pedrazzini,
if this is about the girl,
now is not the right time.
I'm telling you all, the priority
from now on is Natalino Franchi.
Tell me, why do you care so much?
- What did Dinucci say?
- That we need to try again.
No, we did everything we could.
He threatened us.
He said that he'll report us to the
Bulgarian police
for that money thing.
Don't you get it?
He's saying it to freak us out.
In any case, it's much better
to be reported than--
it's my turn!
It's better to be reported than be killed
by a fucking Bulgarian, right?
- So?
- So, I don't know.
Come on, Rice...
Don't drink so much, you'll get sick!
That's so nice of you, Bibi!
You worry about your friends?
Maybe you could have thought of us
before involving us in this fucking story!
But of course, you never think about it
before, Bibi.
It's true. That's your problem,
you never think about it.
We just have to think about
what we are going to do.
I don't want to be thinking of
anything, alright?
I'm on vacation.
Actually,
I'd like to do something better...
In fact, let's do something.
Tomorrow we tell Dinucci that
we are not doing the exchange
and that we are going back home.
What about Yuliya?
Either we help Yuliya
and we do the exchange,
or we call the cops and we don't do it.
Everybody wants to be helped by everybody,
But nobody helps us,
and we are definitely fucked!
We have to come up with something.
Excuse me,
I think they are calling me.
Rice, come on!
It's not the right time now...
It's always the right time!
We're on vacation!
- What's wrong?
- Slow down!
Hello, babies!
Bulgarian beautiful girls,
I am Rice, from Cesena.
Do you know Cesena?
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
These are two friends, ok?
This is Pago,
and nobody understands why he wants to
come to these shitty places!
No offense, of course!
No offense, nothing personal!
This is Bibi and all he does is
fuck things up every day!
- Rice!
- Isn't it true?
Are we or are we not in a shitty place?
- Take a right turn!
- Take a right turn!
We're almost there!
We're there!
They are so funny!
Rice, where are you going?
I don't know. Can't you tell?
Miss, there, come here!
- Thank you, Ricce!
- What a wonderful kidnapping!
Thank you, Ricce!
- Rice! Oh!
- What?
Let's go back to the hotel!
Can you stop
always deciding for others?
I never decide, we all decide together!
Not true!
You decided that
we all had to come here,
because at your home,
you have a shitty life!
Not true!
You're the one who said that in Italy
you have a shitty life!
Not me!
You're the idiot who wanted to go
into debt to open up a movie theater!
Go, Pago! Go!
Get in the car and keep driving!
And don't let go of the wheel!
I know you won't go forever, right?
At some point you'll end up in front of
the ocean, or a wall...
And you'll have to stop!
- Stop it!
- No, you stop it!
You're the one who is always dragging
us into these shitty situations!
And it's not Bibi's fault.
It can't be his, look at him!
It's your fault.
You're the one
who needs to go somewhere
because you don't know
what the fuck you want from your life.
What do you want, Pago?
What, you're not answering?
What the fuck do you want from your life?
Good boy, go, go away.
I am going to have fun,
but maybe for you,
this thing is not dangerous enough!
Come on, Rice!
Hey, pretty girl!
Chill! I won't bite you.
So, so, so...
Riceputi Andrea.
Andrea...
Lala is pretty, isn't she?
Beautiful.
She is also very kind.
Well... she does it for money.
Ah, you didn't know?
You know what she told me?
She said that last night
you really felt like talking,
and you started talking and talking
and talking...
In short, you told them
all about your life,
and those two idiots' lives.
But you talked too much.
Do you know what Ghandi said?
No.
He said... that humans...
have two ears and two eyes,
but only one mouth.
So, they should talk half as much
as they hear and see.
And they could live a hundred years.
I added that last part.
We are just tourists.
Right...
Let's see,
do you work for the Secret Service?
Look at me in the eyes.
Do you work for the secret service?
No.
For INTERPOL?
No.
No.
Ok...
So you'll bring me the money.
I don't have the money. Ivan has it.
I don't give a flying fuck.
You're the one bringing me the money.
And remember:
I know what your name is.
Hey, wake up, wake up!
Get dressed, we need to go.
Quickly! Come on!
Are we sure this is the right place?
Listen, Pago,
about what I said last night--
I don't wanna talk about it.
We have an appointment
for tomorrow night.
But the Italian wants him
to bring the money.
You think I'll give you my money
and wait at home watching TV?
- These are the terms...
- I set the terms!
Listen to me carefully.
Tomorrow night I'll be watching you,
every step you take.
One wrong move and...
Do I need to translate?
It's so fucking cold!
Yeah, it's also raining on my head.
Radio silence!
Here he is.
Lieutenant, they're next to each
other now, should we go in?
No, not yet.
- Give me the money.
- Go, go!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Hands up! Stop!
Hands up! Put your hands up!
Rice! Rice! Rice!
Go!
Bibi! Bibi!
Get down!
Freeze!
Go! Be careful!
Freeze! Hands up!
Put your hands up!
Put the handcuffs on, come on!
Help, guys! Help!
Rice! Rice!
Rice, where are you?
- Please, let me go!
- Shut up and keep walking!
I'll pay you back!
I'll pay you back!
You'll pay me back?
Of course you'll pay me back!
Rice!
Andrea!
Come on, he can't be too far!
- Did you see him? Was he there?
- No!
Lieutenant! We have the girl!
Good. Ivan?
He's dead.
Yuliya!
Traitors!
You knew everything! Because of you,
I'll never see Maria again!
Take her away.
- There he is!
- Where?
- Here! Guys! I made it!
- Rice!
Rice! Rice!
Life is like a tire,
it's inflated first,
and then it goes flat!
Ok, keep walking!
Where is the bag full of money?
No idea!
I couldn't see anything.
I think it slipped from my hand...
It must have been carried away
by the current...
Maybe we can search the river later.
Dry up, come on.
Are You feeling better?
Do you need anything?
Give it to me...
- She's not talking.
- Nothing...
You scared the shit out of us!
Imagine how I felt!
Listen, I'm sorry
that I was an asshole...
Sorry, Pago.
Bibi told you that you
can't hold your liquor.
I'm still wet! I'm wet!
Who is it?
Go see who is knocking!
Who is it?
Are you expecting someone?
Don't open! Don't!
We could have used all that money...
True.
How much was it?
I preferred not to count it.
Rice!
- Rice!
- Where are you?
I need to ask.
What about those three girls?
Guys...
...well, I fell asleep.
Come on!
Fuck off...
So embarrassing!
Maria?
Are you Maria?
Get in the car.
I never forgave him.
What?
When they come for you,
do me a favor,
and don't try to run.
I wouldn't forgive you either.
What Columbians?
They're here.
Hey! Hey!
Italians?!
- Oh, shit!
- Corrado is dead!
Don't look at him! Don't!
Corrado is dead!
Looks like we got it wrong
about Corrado Cattaneo...
Corrado Cattanei is dead!
It was the Colombians.
Leave it, Mister Paganelli!
The kids will clean it all tomorrow!
Don't worry!
I can do it in no time!
- Mauro! Are you about to leave?
- Yes!
Listen, do you mind starting it over?
I will turn it all off later!
Ok! See you tomorrow!
Listen, do you like your life?
My life in general?
Yes, your life! Your life at home.
I don't know... I think so.
What about you? Do you like yours?
I... I... stupidly thought that
everything would change.
I thought that the Wall would fall,
and...
The world would change,
Europe too...
Maybe we would change, too.
But how do you come up with the idea
of wanting to open a movie theater?