Agata Christian: Murder on the Snow (2026) Movie Script

[TV Presenter]
A brutal murder.
Ezio and Aunt Mariuccia are inseparable.
Not a day goes by that he doesn't visit
her in her beloved villa in Sora.
But let's now hear from the criminologist,
Christian Agata.
Eziuccio, you loved
Aunt Mariuccia, yes?
Like a mother.
I bet there was a ritual between her and her aunt
: Friday night allowance.
It was your secret. But not that night.
[man]
How do you know?
And he didn't even give him money for the slot machines .
And she couldn't accept that.
- I didn't want to, aunt!
- [Prentatrice]
Ezio, what didn't he want?
Kill her. Oh, but you too.
Heredity and saturated fat:
this is why people kill.
Now you're pissing me off, I'm leaving.
Professor. Bye, darling.
But where is he going? Christian Agata, where is he going?
Come back, Christian Agata,
we're live.
That's also the beauty of live broadcasting,
but it's not done like this.
[Ezio] I can't breathe.
[Prentatrice] Ezio is feeling ill,
call a doctor.
What kind of doctor? Call the police.
You dickhead.
[Presenter, TV]
We apologize
to all of you at home.
for the absence of Christian Agata,
but, as you have seen,
this is a real scoop,
the admission of murder.
We didn't think
something like this could happen,
and then live on TV, really.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Doctor Agata, may I?
Excuse me, my Raimondo would really like
a photo with you. He's always following you.
Go, love, come on.
What are you doing, what are you touching?
Move over. Move over.
No, sorry,
the baby is cut in half, that's not right.
Okay, what's the problem?
This one's changing.
See? It's perfect like this.
Go with Mom, go away.
Dr. Agata, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Walter Gulmar.
- Nice to meet you.
- My pleasure. Walter Gulmar.
Oh, like "Gulmar&Gulmar",
the ones from the board games?
Not "like", we are exactly those ones.
Ah, you are sitting.
Listen, Dr. Agata, my father Carlo,
the founder of the company, and I,
We have always been his admirers.
- And this is a gift from us.
- What is it?
It is the re-release, after almost 40 years,
of "Crime Castle",
which is our flagship,
most successful game.
It's my tea. What do you want?
Look, let's be clear.
I want her
to be the face of the game.
Italy's most famous detective.
- From Europe.
- From Europe, certainly.
This weekend, we will gather
at our property in the Aosta Valley,
property that inspired Crime Castle,
and there we will shoot the game's commercial, with her.
- Nitrous oxide, right?
- Good.
Ex crackomane.
Rather, Agata, take a look here,
at the little number at the bottom.
Huh? And my dad doesn't know anything,
so it'll be a crazy surprise for him.
With your permission. There's no way I'm going to discuss it.
- So it's done. It's done.
- No, it's not done.
Did you see?
I told you he'd accept.
- He said "no."
- I said "no."
Huh? He said "yes"!
Damn, he said "yes"!
[plays "Maracaibo" by Lu Colombo]
Cosimina? What is this music?
Cosima, what's for dinner?
Eh?
But what does "Maracaibo" have to do with anything now? Cosima?
- What is it?
- Happy birthday, doctor.
But my birthday is in a week.
- I know, but I'm leaving.
- And where are you going?
In Tricase, at my sister's.
Did he forget about his vacation?
In Tricase?
And what do I do with guests?
But which guests?
But how?
I told you to send out the invitations.
I did it. They all came back.
Even the lawyer Petrosi?
Last year she told him
that her wife was having sex with a Cuban.
That cuckold didn't even thank me.
And Dr. De Rosa?
He insulted her
because she made her lasagna.
But can I know
what the lasagna did to her?
Lasagna is the symbol of
Italian superficiality and laxity.
It's a scam masquerading as food,
that's what it is.
Oh, I forgot.
- For her.
- What is it? To make it up to you?
It's a timer, which lasts only ten seconds.
Wait for the beep before speaking,
so you avoid saying mean things,
and maybe he makes a friend.
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, happy birthday.
But are you really leaving?
[Late] Can you hear me at the station? Hello?
- Commander?
- Huh?
The radio still isn't working.
We have a problem.
- What's wrong? Is it broken?
- Let's see, but
[interference]
What's up?
I get it: they're bees. They've made
their home inside our radio.
Oh, inside?
- There's a beehive. "Zoo."
- Oh, I hear that.
But they can't stay here,
because it's dangerous for them.
- Take it.
- Me? What should I do?
- You have to take them near a tree.
- But it's dangerous.
No, they are sensitive, good animals.
- He takes him near a tree.
- Yes.
Because they are looking for a new home.
The climate is changing because of man.
Look there, at the top.
If you look here, you can also clearly see
the motivation behind why they're going to change.
Help! Oh!
Low pressure changed man,
it changed everything.
Oh well,
at least we saved the hive today.
- Now the bees are grateful to you.
- I don't think so.
You know that "ombo"
slows the growth of holly.
- "Boat"?
- "Boat".
- What is it?
- The roar of the car.
Oh, the roar of the engine.
"Ombo" isn't in the Italian vocabulary.
But then who was this?
Gulmar's son.
A powerful figure in the area.
You know what we're going to do now? We're going to catch up with him
and give him a hefty fine.
Okay. I know where he lives.
Welcome, Doctor Agata,
I hope you had a good trip.
Longer than anything else.
- Serena. Carlo Gulmar's first assistant.
- Oh, the secretary. Pablo, give her a hand, go on.
What a pleasure to meet you, Olmo Rinaldi.
- Here.
- Thanks.
1.100 euro?
Did he come from Rome by taxi?
The plane doesn't reach us, the trains
are always late and crowded.
Shall I go this way?
Do you know that I was the one who mentioned your name
to Walter Gulmar?
Because he didn't even know her.
My husband jokes, he's a creative.
He designed
all the company's games.
Bravo, bravo.
Christian Agata, it's an honor to have you as our guest.
Do you know that you are not the first
illustrious person to cross this threshold?
The first was Guglielmo Marconi.
- "Me cojoni."
- Oh, yes, him.
She slept in the same suite
we reserved for her.
Interesting, very much.
You will see tomorrow how interesting it will be
to visit the gardens,
which I personally take care of, these too
Elaeagnus.
- Do you know them too?
- Yes.
They're my favorites, you know?
Yes, because they are native plants,
which have What is it?
- Piece of shit.
- Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
Elvio!
Dr. Gulmar, welcome.
But weren't you dead?
I remembered you were dead.
Why aren't you dead?
Witty.
- This is nice, huh?
- Yes, doctor.
Welcome, Mr. Agata.
Come inside and I'll introduce you to your father.
- Ah, dad.
- Come on.
Lady.
A bear.
Yes, this is B52. How sweet he is.
He's sleeping. He came here
because it's hibernation time now.
Here, looking for his bed.
He got up.
Yes, he stood up,
because we made a mistake.
- He got closer.
- He got closer, yes.
Now you have to stay still
and you must not look me straight in the eyes,
because he thinks you're challenging him.
No, no, not only do I not stare at him,
I don't even look at him.
No, this is not done, this is wrong,
It's not even fair to him,
because he feels your indifference.
- What should I do?
- You have to look, but gently.
- Gently?
- Yes, yes.
[bramito]
Stay here!
He's here, yes, yes. Because he wants
you to be part of his family.
[screams]
Help!
[bramiti]
Help! Help! Oh God!
[shots]
Commander,
did you hear the loud shot? "Boom."
B52 ran away,
because he was scared by this loud gunshot.
You ran away.
Out of respect for the confidence
you were taking.
Howl.
I yelled at him, This is not the time
to make friends.
And I to you: "This is your moment."
No, you were screaming
because you were shitting yourself.
Come on, go. The mountain man.
- And anyway, there was a shot.
- Let's think about the shot.
- There was a loud shot.
- I understand. Let's go.
Did you see that stuff?
Ah, India. Got you, huh?
You only act vegan on social media.
Then when no one is looking,
you eat pigs.
I was just considering the environmental impact
of this buffet. Disgusting.
She is my step sister India.
Can you say "stepsister",
or is that not woke enough?
One-sided sister.
What role do you have in society?
No, no, she doesn't stoop to trying
to make money, she prefers to throw it away.
What are you trying to fail
at this month?
Dog coats made from
recycled Indian Ocean plastic.
That was pet fashion.
Now I'm into sustainable healthy food.
- I have two samples here.
- Healthy food.
Should I eat it?
Are these cricket crackers?
Delicious.
I bet Dr. Agata
is much more polite than you,
and he'll appreciate it, right?
[timer]
Darling, I'd rather drink two fingers of shit.
[Carlo] How rude are you
not to wait for the owners of the house?
[Laura] Let's go.
But what is this guy doing here?
Who is this? This is a
family reunion, you idiot.
Dad, but it's my surprise for you.
He is the testimonial of the commercial,
the famous criminologist.
Did dad like the surprise?
Dr. Agata, what a pleasure.
It's truly an honor to have you here.
- Thank you.
- Laura Severino, Carlo's wife.
- Second wife.
- Last. Well, I prefer to say it that way.
- But do you want to drink something?
- Thanks.
I'll accompany the doctor for a moment.
- A welcome gift.
- But these hares are protected.
Oh, yeah?
That's why there are so few of them.
Indeed, there "were" some.
- Who's the chef here?
- I'll take care of it.
Hi, great! How are you?
- But who is this redneck?
- What, "who is he"? It's One Shot, the YouTuber.
Youtuber, influencer
and great entrepreneur.
She founded her own fashion brand.
It's among the best-selling in Europe.
Yes, by exploiting Pakistani children.
I still haven't figured out
what he came here to do, though.
It's a surprise, guys.
- But who are you?
- We just showed up outside.
It's just that it doesn't make an impression.
Elvio? Champagne for everyone, come on.
- Yes, Dr. Gulmar. I'll get it ready right away.
- Hurry up, though.
Ok.
Please, pay attention for a moment.
- I'd like to make an announcement.
- [Cuozzo] Everyone stop!
But who is she?
My name is Cuozzo. Vanni Cuozzo.
- Selected Brigadier.
- Poorly chosen.
And Corporal Tarda.
- When is he arriving?
- But who?
The corporal. He said he's late.
I understand.
Not in the sense of the verb "to delay."
Her surname is Tarda.
Same old story, they're making fun of me.
Even as a child, at school,
my classmates were bad.
- "You're late, you're late."
- Okay, enough, we understand.
No! But she
But she is Agata Christian.
No, the opposite.
First name, then surname.
- I don't believe it. Can I touch it?
- Be gentle with your hands.
I enlisted thanks to her,
after the case of the beheaded Siamese twins.
She's a genius.
But, well, enough.
What does he want?
- Who owns the black SUV?
- It's mine, why? What's going on?
Because she
thought she was in Indianapolis,
instead he is in violation.
That's 2,200 euros and a ton of points.
Listen, Cuozzo, let's do something.
I give her 3,000 euros,
she buys sweets with it,
and magically forget
about the fine and the points, okay?
- Very good, very good.
- It's done.
Yes, yes. Article 322 of the Criminal Code,
attempted bribery of a public official.
It would be three to eight years.
5.000?
Brigadier,
don't pay attention to what my son says.
She, instead, sits down,
takes a glass,
and let me make my announcement.
- Madam.
- Thank you.
No. Blood glucose.
Come on. A symbolic sip.
- You're welcome.
- I'm on duty. Where are you going?
- He said he's on duty.
- Yes, but I didn't say I'm teetotal.
You may have wondered why
our friend One Shot is here.
For those who don't know, One Shot
just launched a new startup.
La "Shot House".
He was introduced to me
by my son, Walter.
"Walter".
Walter.
And I must confess
that at first I had strong doubts.
Doubts about what?
I've had my time, my daughter.
This re-release of Crime Castle
This will be my last creation
for Gulmar&Gulmar.
[India] "Last"?
I've decided to step down.
Make way for the young.
But she can't leave,
she's the heart of this company.
It's the inspiration, isn't it?
The lighthouse, the North Star.
Have you ever wondered why the company
is called "Gulmar&Gulmar"?
Because there is a Gulmar father
and a Gulmar son.
And a Gulmar daughter.
Our company
will be acquired by Shothouse.
- And Walter
- Walter, always.
Walter will take my place.
He's been wanting to do my shoes for 15 years.
And the only way for that to happen
is for me to step aside.
[India] Did you know?
Did I know that? I'm the mastermind
behind all this, you know?
I am the genius
behind this operation,
the future that advances, the chosen one.
If I may
I would have my usual climb
to the refuge of the Five Ascetics.
And then dinner.
Laura, will you come with me?
Ridiculous. You let this idiot into
the company without consulting me?
- I'm on the board too.
- "You were" on the board.
- Anyway, don't worry
- Don't touch me.
Why the pocket money
for your ecological bullshit
Nobody can take it away from you, you understand?
Where are you going?
Go to your room
and comb the dolls, go.
I'll shoot the commercial.
I've already set up the set in the library.
Is she?
- Olmo Rinaldi, we introduced ourselves earlier.
- Olmo?
- Yes.
- I thought "Elmo."
I'll put this here. Here.
- Should I stand there?
- Yes.
How, like this?
Marvelous.
I looked at the lines.
They're a little complicated.
[Olmo] Let's repeat the joke.
- Please, Commander.
- Give it to me.
[Cuozzo] So, let's see
Oh, there you are.
Silence, party, action.
Draw from the deck,
outwit the killer, solve the puzzle.
Stop. It's "Draw from the deck, outwit
the killer, solve the case, go crazy."
Again.
- Break the killer, fish from the well.
- Stop.
- And contempt of a public official.
- Yes, and also an environmental crime.
- And how much do I estimate it to be as a fine?
- 36,000.
- 36,000. But isn't that too much?
- No, I don't think so.
Listen, let me write out the fines I know about
and then we'll see.
- Okay, you're commander.
- Yes, I'm commander.
Here we are.
- Here we are.
- Here we are.
- Here we are.
- [together] Here we are.
Excuse me, do you know where Walter went?
I think Walter is inside, but
they won't let them in because they're filming.
They turn.
- I have a problem.
- What problem?
- I'd like to have a spa.
- [Cuozzo] A spa.
- But I don't know where to leave Honey.
- Leave him with us.
Really?
- Of course, we love animals.
- How kind. Thank you so much.
- It's a pleasure.
- You're welcome.
Thank you very much. Good luck.
- Good luck to you.
- Have a good spa.
[Honey growls]
- How sweet, him.
- But he's growling.
That's your fault.
Your posture is bad.
Hostile position towards him.
Open your arms
and come forward towards him slowly.
Show friendship.
Open your body and you will be friends.
- Find the puzzle.
- No.
Strangle the deck.
Draw from the deck, outwit
the killer, solve the case
- You're a pain in the ass.
- That was good, though.
Calm down.
If you do that, the dog will become more agitated.
Relax, breathe and soak your balls.
- What do you mean?
- Give up your balls.
- But what does that mean?
- Relax them.
See? It's over.
- Shall we do another one?
- Who are you?
- The
- Ah, Olmo.
- Are you going to take it off me?
- Calm down.
Cute. How old is he?
- He's almost three.
- Oh, yeah?
- [Christian] Hello?
- [Cosima]
Hello?
- Hello, Cosima?
-
Yes, tell me.
Hi. What are you doing?
Are you cooking with your sister?
Regular. How's it going there?
They put me in a sad room.
You should do a little research for me.
- No.
- Why not?
No, I'm on vacation, not now.
I've just got curious.
- About what?
- About the finances of Gulmar & Gulmar.
I don't want there to be any problems
with my fee.
Okay, I'll make some phone calls.
Thank you, darling. Thank you.
Damn. An avalanche.
Ready?
Guys, there was an avalanche.
Did you see it?
Honey, are you okay? What are you doing here?
Don't worry, don't worry.
These walls
resisted Napoleon's cannons.
Consider that this villa was
built on an ancient fortress.
Calm down! Be calm! Calm down!
Are we all here?
No, my father and Laura are still
at the refuge, where the avalanche occurred.
- You have to stay calm too.
- But calm down yourself.
Oh my God, there's no signal here anymore.
That's normal.
The repeater is probably damaged.
Because Avalanche.
What does the repeater have to do with the avalanche?
Not with the avalanche, but with the explosion
that happened before, maybe yes.
What an explosion! I'll call the police.
[line busy]
Guys, some news.
The repeater is out of order.
What happened? Dad?
I don't know. The avalanche hit us
and I never saw him again.
- Please go look for him.
- There's the snowmobile outside.
It was here until this morning. It was stolen.
- All right, let's go back.
- No, commander, let's go on foot.
It's also a beautiful walk.
Did you find it?
We went
as far as we could,
but the only access point was blocked.
"We'll resume the search tomorrow morning.
" "Tomorrow? My father will freeze to death."
I tried to call for help,
but the lines are dead.
There is the snowmobile.
No, there isn't. Someone among us stole it.
Someone other than me, obviously.
Someone who was you.
But how "stolen"?
I suffer in tight spaces.
This house isn't "narrow spaces,"
okay? It's a successful house.
I have to go.
[Christian] Who's stopping you, darling? Go.
You know the way.
Too bad the avalanche won't let you out.
Wait a minute, though.
In our room,
there should be a radio.
I don't know, we could try using that.
Come, come. This way.
Here, this might solve the problem.
The good old radio.
Only the last time
we turned it on,
Unfortunately it didn't work.
I'm an electronics enthusiast.
My grandmother had a similar radio.
Can I see?
Yes, but delicately, because this
was given to us by Marconi himself.
- Don't worry. I see it doesn't have any screws.
- Curious.
[screams]
That's why it didn't work.
Yes, that's why.
He made his home here.
- Do you understand?
- No, this is causing a mess.
We were talking about the nest.
Always in the spotlight
with these antics.
Slow down, slow everything down.
You mustn't scream,
because he gets scared, poor thing.
Play with him.
Oh my god, oh my god.
[Cuozzo] But nobody gives a damn about me?
Dad.
Dad?
Carlo?
Come on, Dad. Come on, hurry up, hurry up.
[Walter] Rest, Dad.
- [Late] Easy, easy.
- [Walter] Can you do it? Are you okay?
- Where?
- We'll put it on the sofa, here.
Here. Here.
Oh God, Dad, please don't die.
Don't die, Dad.
Dad? Is everything okay?
What's wrong?
[India] What is it?
Laura?
Yes, it's Laura. Your wife.
Your second wife.
[Serena] Carlo,
I'm so happy to see you.
I was afraid
something had happened to you.
Everyone was afraid
that something had happened to you.
- Carlo? Carlo?
- But who is he?
But how? Oh God, he's dying.
He was hit by an avalanche.
Is there a doctor among you?
I have only had two
dental hygienist exams.
That's fantastic, congratulations.
Could you please intervene?
- Here.
- No.
Dia pure a me.
- He's alive.
- He's alive?
He's alive.
He's alive. Thank you, love. Dad is alive.
You're alive, Dad, you're not dead.
Dad is alive, he's alive. He's alive, Dad.
He was hit by an avalanche, but he's alive! He's alive!
Is everything okay, uncle?
- You're not my nephew. Who are you?
- It's One Shot. Don't you recognize him?
Carlo, I think you'd better
take a hot bath.
Come on, come on. Let's go.
What mettle.
Getting there at his age like that.
You?
[Laura] Look, I know, you're in shock,
but you have to stay calm.
[Laura] Okay? You have to think.
[Carlo] But what's the shock? I've never
been so clear-headed as I am now.
[Carlo] I understood what you wanted to do.
- [Laura] Wait, let me at least explain.
- [Carlo] But you don't have to explain anything.
That's not true. In all these years,
many things have happened,
that we can still recover.
No way. What happened
happened many years ago.
[Carlo] Now it's my turn.
I've been waiting for 30 years,
I've been giving up for 30 years, and now it's my turn.
[Laura] This is my moment.
We can't turn everything upside down.
[Carlo] It's no use, you won't convince me.
Excuse me? You haven't tasted the hare.
- I'm vegan.
- A vegan hunter. The first one I saw.
I find
the hunter man so fascinating.
One who provides you with food,
who protects you.
Get a pair of balls.
And sweet in the end,
Saint Honor for all!
This is a revisited version,
with the secret ingredient,
suggested to my great-grandmother
by Countess Trivulzio di Belgioioso.
What a pain in the ass.
I will never reveal this to anyone,
so don't push me.
- Maraschino?
- How did he do it?
"Give me a piece of tart, go on."
Dad, your blood sugar. Oh, that's how you die.
He doesn't have to die, does he? He's already been close.
Laura, tell him something, please.
Laura, please, tell him something, come on.
Okay, come on, leave it alone.
How boring, though. What are we going to do
all evening, since we're stuck?
But a nice bingo?
To her, the one-armed one.
To Charles, the Count. Perfect.
A One Shot, il broker.
No, I'll take this one.
It's always been mine.
The pawn of success.
So let's give One Shot this:
the playboy.
- To you, the corrupt cop.
- Is there another one?
- There's this one.
- And who is it?
- The farting accountant.
- Ah.
But you know, in the end,
the corrupt cop is fine.
Alza.
I'm the dealer.
I don't want to ruin the contest
by winning on the first lap.
Here you go.
- Who's starting?
- [together] Me.
Set.
You can enter the booster room,
and discover an opponent's "crime card."
This game is shit.
"He said it himself."
But how do you discover
your opponent's secret on the first move?
It's called "Crime Castle."
It's supposed to be a mystery game,
but where's the mystery?
- Where is it?
- It's not there.
And without mystery, there is no suspense,
there is no intrigue, there is no entertainment.
- We made this version together.
- But don't talk bullshit.
The first edition of the game
worked wonderfully.
There was still the secret basement,
but where is it now? It's not there.
- Did you take it off? And why?
- [Christian] What happened to it?
I'll tell you why you took it off:
because you're incompetent.
Dad, calm down, come on.
You'll have a heart attack.
Shut up, you. Shut up.
This game won't be released
because it sucks too much.
And you're fired.
Carlo, sorry, but what are you saying?
You're fired too.
Whatever your role.
It's obvious that you can't do anything,
like him.
Enough now!
It's been since I set foot in the company
that she humiliates me
and castrates my creativity.
She was the one who wanted the game this way.
Look, these instructions
have your signature on them. See?
- You can't treat me like this.
- I can.
He'll pay me for it.
Olmo, please. Please.
Dad, what are you talking about?
Our big dream of my success?
You shut up, you who in this pack
of leeches and incompetents,
you are the most useless one.
Come on, get out. You're out too.
If I were you, I wouldn't laugh.
You're done throwing away other people's money.
From now on,
you will only throw away what you earn.
Look, the game has to come out,
there's a contract.
From this moment on,
the contract is worthless.
But what is he saying?
Sorry, Dad, maybe the avalanche
shocked you a little.
You're a little shocked
by the avalanche, aren't you?
The avalanche opened my eyes,
you idiot.
When I looked death in the face,
I understood what the
most important thing in my life is.
And do you know what it is?
- Family?
- Health.
- Nature.
- A mother, a child's smile.
But what the fuck does this have to do with anything?
The pussy.
Also. But above all, the company.
I created it and I'm keeping it.
Mom, please, stop. Make him stop.
Stop it, he doesn't know what he's saying.
Then everyone get out of the way.
Carlo, listen, calm down, okay?
Nice family atmosphere, indeed.
Dad, wait. Dad? Please.
Now go to your father right now
and make him change his mind.
- He turned you around like a chicken.
- One Shot is right, you have to face him.
Okay, you've convinced me.
Now I'll write him a nice email
and tell him what to do.
Are you?
No, no, no. I'll go, I'll go.
But you wait for me in our room.
[they knock]
- Can I?
- Go ahead.
Allows?
Here, I would need your signature
for the service to be completed.
It is required for the invoice.
- I don't understand.
- You have to pay me.
Oh, yes, yes, of course.
Very kind, thank you.
- What's going on?
- I'm going to see.
Don't worry, don't worry.
It must have been a short circuit.
The meter is outside.
Strange, because we have
a boosted counter,
so this thing is really curious.
Come on, the electrical panel is up ahead.
Notice the magnificence of these places.
Nail.
Look. Cut it clean off.
And now no one can come here.
- Who could it have been?
- B52.
- Who?
- The bear.
But that's not possible, a bear would
never enter a closed, inhabited room.
- And yet I see it, it's here.
- It's a suggestion.
Do one thing, close your eyes
for three seconds and then open them again.
- Did you see it? It passed.
- Do you still see it?
Yes, even better, because it got closer.
You're sick. And as always,
you're slowing down the investigation.
- Unprofessional.
- Oh well, forget it.
- He's coming towards me.
- Don't let him fool you. Enough.
- Go away. He didn't attack me.
- Because there's no bear.
There must be an emergency generator,
because this plant
is from the Second World War.
[Christian] Oh well, we don't care.
There are some unpublished anecdotes
I would like to tell you.
- Specifically, if we go and see
- [Christian] But where did he go?
Dad, we need to talk man to man.
I'm not a kid anymore,
I'm a successful manager.
Dad?
I have a man-to-man conversation to give you.
But you have to listen to me.
Because I'm not a kid anymore.
I'm a successful manager.
You are a successful father, yes,
but I am also a successful son.
And if you are a successful father
you have to think that there is also
a successful son, that is me.
Because the time has come
that I'm really pissed off!
Dad? Are you sick, Dad?
Dad is sick!
Dad's sick, come on! Dad's sick!
What's happening? India, come, run.
What's happening?
- Come on, he's not moving.
- Oh my God, what's going on? Carlo?
He feels sick.
- Come on.
- What's happening?
- Let them pass.
- Dad!
- Let us pass.
- [Christian] Nobody touch anything.
Doctor? Doctor,
could you please take his pulse?
But what button? It's dead.
There's nothing to notice.
Dead? I wouldn't say so. The pulse is beating.
What's he doing? That one's alive,
that one's dead. What's he doing?
- He's dead.
- Really?
[Serena] Carlo
Carlo
You've always been my
"My" what?
My mentor.
- It's very serious, isn't it?
- He's dead.
- We need to call a doctor. Some medicine.
- He's dead. Dead.
- An ointment.
- He's dead.
- [Christian] Where is Olmo?
- [Serena] Olmo is in his room.
After arguing, he drank a lot of grappa
and crashed on the bed.
Where does this blood come from?
What do you care?
Careful, boy.
Be respectful, answer the detective.
Thanks, Tarda.
I was in the sauna, the lights went out
and I hit my head.
Mind.
It's obvious, right? One Shot is the killer.
He's the one who drowned him in the cake.
[Cuozzo]
He hated Carlo Gulmar,
because he wanted to ruin the deal.
- But didn't you see that they shot him?
- Right.
Yes, in the sense that when he understood
that he couldn't
drown in the cake
he came up with a new plan.
[Cuozzo] He went upstairs,
came back to the room, took the machine gun,
and he went down.
Rather, he entered the room,
put on his bathrobe,
clear attempt to mislead,
and overflowing with resentment,
he went down to the meter room,
and cut the wires.
In a bathrobe, in this cold?
What is he, a yeti?
Well, to create the frankly naive alibi of the sauna.
And like a ghost in the night,
He heads to Gulmar's study
and mercilessly kills him.
And the sketch is the smoking gun.
Do you need to take medicine?
No, I just have to tell you to fuck off.
- That's interesting.
- Thanks, Tarda.
You have no proof.
Oh, no? The murder weapon is the evidence.
Right, Detective?
The gun is in my room,
locked in my closet.
If you don't believe it, go and see.
Excuse me,
are you sure there's nothing that can be done?
[together] He's dead!
Someone stole my machine gun.
And maybe he took the key with him.
But who believes that?
It was him. He was pissed
at his bastard father.
How the fuck dare you call it that?
Oh, yeah? Do you know what
your dad called you? "You little jerk."
It is not true.
Stop! Slow down, take
that key with this.
Yes, Detective.
Ecco, detective.
Good, Tarda.
I had seen this one first,
but I would have gotten it in due time.
Yes, of course.
Everyone out now. Everyone out!
Now go back to your rooms
and lock yourselves in.
And we will wait for
the arrival of the police.
Aren't you the police?
Sure, yes. Anyway,
I'll ask the questions here.
- We ask the questions.
- We.
Us.
- We'll start the interrogations tomorrow.
- What time?
Why, are you busy?
What does this mean we'll start the interrogations tomorrow ?
This means that the person
who killed Carlo Gulmar
is among those present.
And the dead may not be finished.
Elvio? Elvio?
Nail.
I am truly sorry
for the unfortunate incident that occurred,
but then in the end we fixed it.
We found a room
that is definitely smaller,
- but more welcoming, warmer.
- Over here?
Yes, this way. Come in.
Please, doctor. Please sit down.
Here, look how beautiful it is.
One last thing: take care of the bed,
because it is an ancient canopy
What is it, a stopwatch from
- Good night.
- Good night. Goodbye, good night.
Go take a dump, you and the canopy.
What terrible anxiety.
[noises]
[knocking on the door]
Come on, come on.
Depraved.
- What, do you think I'm a pillow?
- Because you have a belly.
Be late, be respectful.
No, I mean that in a good way.
You're fat.
[Cuozzo] I don't understand exactly
what we're doing here.
[Christian] Shh. Let's wait.
Oh, right. Because the murderer
always returns to the scene of the crime, right?
How banal.
I believe, instead,
that the detective brought us here
because the person responsible for the murder
tends to return
to the place where he committed the act.
Good, Tarda.
- That's the same thing I said.
- Elementary, Cuozzo.
Is this a quote?
- She's elementary, Cuozzo.
- Ah, there you go.
Guard.
Shh, someone's coming.
- Detective?
- Ssh.
Detective?
Here it is.
- Detective?
- Ssh.
- Detective?
- Yes, I saw it. The spider?
"Little spider." It's quite big.
Isn't it poisonous?
The only poisonous spider in this area
is the Grammostola porteri.
Ah, that's not it.
- No, it's this one.
- Yes, it's this one.
- What is this?
- Yes, yes.
- But is it like a black widow spider?
- No, it's worse, but it rarely bites.
- Unless you're nervous.
- Well, I'm nervous, yes.
Then she bites. You have to be cheerful,
because she hears "big men."
- "Hormones"?
- "Hormones".
Ha detto "omoni".
- He clearly said "hormones."
- Oh well, let's forget it.
I have it near my mouth.
That's good,
because she trusts you,
and decides to lay her eggs
inside you.
- How do you "lay eggs inside"?
- You're in luck.
But inside where?
Forgive me, Dad.
I didn't want to.
No.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Hate.
What the fuck is Cuozzo doing?
[screams of fear]
- Stop! Stop!
- Let me out. Don't touch me!
- Stop.
- Pervert.
- Let me out! I want to go out!
- It's in my hair!
It was her.
The motive is as big as a house.
Her father stopped giving her money
and she killed him.
I didn't kill my father.
Oh, yeah? So explain the phrase
"sorry, Dad, I didn't mean to."
- What wouldn't he have wanted?
- Steal the watch.
That's a bit of an understatement. A half-million-dollar gold watch ? Come on.
I had to pay my debts, okay?
Pet fashion didn't work out.
Is it my fault
if dogs are allergic to synthetics?
Go ahead.
[India]
When my parents were at the shelter,
I went into their room.
I knew the clock was in the closet,
but when I arrived
the key wasn't there.
And then she went to One Shot.
[Christian] There's a twin closet over there that
opens with the same key. Am I right?
How does he know?
I noticed it when we entered
One Shot's room,
and I saw that she had the key.
[Christian] She was afraid of being discovered.
Which would have made her a suspect.
Go ahead.
I took the key, I didn't open
the closet and I didn't know there was a machine gun.
And then?
I told him: I went back
to my father's room
And the clock was not there.
So your father
had taken the watch with him?
That's what I thought too.
And that's why
you found me on his body.
I think someone preceded me.
Elvio, that wretch,
while he was arranging the body?
I'm sorry to contradict you.
Dad, blood sugar.
[Christian] But his father didn't even have a watch at dinner.
So, was it me?
I'm his favorite.
I don't think this is an alibi.
Be late, do something,
have your body moved,
and have him put
in the cold room.
Certainly, detective.
Serena, my father's secretary.
Did you know they were having an affair,
and he dumped her?
And she's the woman who keeps it in mind.
- Like her.
- And that's it.
Don't you think she looks like you?
- Well, my husband drew it.
- And where was he at the time of the crime?
After Carlo called him incompetent,
he went up to his room,
He downed half a bottle of grappa
and collapsed on the bed.
- Are you crazy? What are you doing?
- Stay still!
Olmo, please. I think
you need to stay calm, okay?
- I gave my life for this company.
- You didn't give it alone.
Gulmar is shit!
[Serena] He didn't notice anything.
Her husband doesn't notice too many things .
Nail?
What was
your relationship with Carlo Gulmar?
I would also like to know, what was
the relationship status between you?
- I already said that.
- What was your relationship like?
So he's just copying me.
- And what do I say?
- Nothing, that's better.
Excuse me?
Who made these insinuations? India?
The one who thinks Ganges
is a skincare brand?
You must know that Carlo,
in order to keep her away from the company,
he preferred to finance
all his nonsense.
So India was also jealous of Walter?
But he stayed at the company.
No! It's Walter, the abusive one of life,
with the reinforcement on his head,
to be jealous of India.
He never accepted
that Carlo started a new family.
Thanks. You can go.
Look what the fuck this one did.
- Do you know what I think?
- You have to shut up.
I initially
asked Laura to talk to us.
Then I took courage and said,
"I'll go, because he thinks I'm"
A half saw.
How dare you say that?
My father always respected me.
That's what he called her.
Yes, but never to my face.
Actually, only once, to my face.
Actually, two. One on the phone.
The rest of the time, he called me "slack-balls."
"Dry scrotum."
- Oh well, "boiled penis."
- Which is much better.
But never "half-assed". Never.
Just once. Actually, maybe twice.
Once on the phone.
And she couldn't take it anymore.
She was hurt.
For him, she was the lost bet,
the broken promise, nothing.
And I'll tell you more:
her father thought little of her.
Well done, nice. Sharp, eh.
He really nailed it.
Thank you. You are under arrest.
[version]
[Christian] What does he say?
- What is he saying?
- I don't understand.
I didn't say it, because I didn't want to.
Several times
But I couldn't do it
because I don't have the balls.
I don't have the balls to kill him.
I'm good for nothing, I'm a
I don't know how to do shit.
Now don't get so down.
I'm a human piece of shit.
- He has many qualities.
- Which ones? Which ones?
Like Cuozzo, help me.
Sure, it's obvious. So, definitely
as a primary quality, that is
- Of course, just off the cuff.
- Oh well.
But there must be something he knows how to do,
a talent, something that
- I'm very nice.
- See? That's one thing.
- I have a good laugh. Let's face it.
- Okay.
Very jovial.
This one. And then I can do this.
Go away. Please go away.
But how is it, excuse me?
No, no, you have to do one on one side
and one on the other.
- Oh, it's not in unison?
- No, it's not easy.
- Exactly. I was doing it in unison, you understand?
- No.
And now the black widow.
Rather, what did you think when Carlo
changed his mind about selling?
Nothing. Carlo has always been someone
who didn't care.
How did you meet?
An old boyfriend of mine introduced us.
They came to see me at the theater. I was acting.
He went crazy.
And from that day on, he began to court me
shamelessly, without any scruples.
I, flattered,
agreed to become his wife.
In short, we've always gotten along.
But last night you were arguing.
I heard you.
It's clear: she killed him.
With the death of Carlo Gulmar,
she inherits not only the company shares,
but all the assets, am I right?
Absolutely not.
It's all in the children's names.
Of course I did it for India,
so that at least she could choose
to do and be what she wants.
- And she has a quiet life?
- I was with Carlo for love.
Even though
he was in a relationship with Serena.
Come on, a secretary doesn't cry
like that over her boss's dead body.
- There was something else between them.
- Look, I
Last night,
when Carlo returned from the avalanche,
the only one who wasn't happy was her, Laura.
Perhaps because she hoped to have rid herself
of her cheating husband forever.
Can I ask you a word in private?
It's just the three of us. Please, please.
Listen, Cuozzo, go away. Do one thing:
find Elvio and bring him to the living room.
- But now what about the confession?
- What are you doing, obstructing things? Come on, come on.
Go, go.
Commander.
[dog barking]
The dog.
- Oh, yes. Small, sweet.
- "Sweet"? He growls.
That's normal
because he senses your hostility.
And what should I do?
You have to go towards him,
you have to offer yourself to him.
And how?
- Walk towards him gently.
- Normal?
Normal, you feel...
But so "incumbi"...
- "Incumbo"?
- "Incumbi." It's not good.
Oh, the guy who thinks I'm big?
- You have to go down, to his level.
- Yes, I'm going to crawl now. Come on.
If you become friends with him, you
also become friends with his owner.
- Is that what you said?
- Exactly. Just like that.
Of course I knew about Serena
and all the others before her, but
- I don't know, I wasn't jealous.
- A saint.
I would say more of a practical woman.
When I realized that in
the end he always came back to me,
I let him go free.
After all, there were two of us
taking our liberties.
But as a widow she is even freer.
Go towards him. Like this.
Look at him as you look at his mistress,
with the eye of a boiled fish and a flirtatious flirt.
- You'll see that
- He's calmed down.
In fact, that's what I was telling you. Here.
- Hello, little one. Oh, he's not growling anymore.
- Indeed.
I fear that whoever killed my husband
wants to kill me too.
And now that Carlo isn't here...
she is the only one who can protect me.
If she killed her husband, I'll find out.
You're a pain in the ass.
Commander?
Where is the sweet little dog?
But that's Elvio.
He's running away.
Let's go.
[Christian] Do you understand Elvio?
Always wanting to talk, then when
he has to be questioned, he runs away.
Don't you smell it too, Cuozzo?
It reminds me of one of my first successes:
the murder of Baroness Stramaccioni.
Intricate case of uxoricide,
disguised as robbery.
And do you know how I realized it was the husband?
Eh, Brigadier?
What is he doing,
fainting during one of my anecdotes?
I thought I saw a clue,
then I promptly lay down
to make sure.
Good, "solerte."
And what is that? Take it.
There is something, yes.
So, let's see.
Cartridges.
They're the killer's ammunition.
- Insulin vials.
- Ah. So the killer is diabetic.
No, those are Gulmar's. He lost them
when he was caught in the avalanche.
And what use was it to him at the shelter?
That's a good question.
Strange of you.
- Are you sure you're feeling okay?
- My head is spinning a little.
Come on! I found something!
Ah-ah.
The avalanche barrier
has been demolished. Look, Detective.
I see it, I see it.
And that thing he's holding in his hand?
This is an explosive charge.
We use it to make a "scuppio."
- "Explode"?
- "Explode". He doesn't understand.
No, you don't understand. We 're doing controlled demolition with this .
Well done, Tarda.
You've made a very interesting discovery.
- Can I ask a question, please?
- You're welcome.
Do you think the demolition was intentional?
Exactly. And I also think something else.
Let's see which of you two guesses correctly.
Me! I know it, I know it.
So, the killer had already tried
to kill Carlo Gulmar with the avalanche,
but he didn't succeed.
And what about her?
No, I, on the other hand, think that the avalanche
It was provoked by the person responsible
for the murder of Carlo Gulmar,
but his plan didn't work out
the first time.
- Well done, Tarda. You're always so sharp.
- That's what I said.
- Yeah, okay, she said it.
- Confusing concepts.
What are you talking about?
He heard it from me and repeated it.
Yes, yes, she said so. Come.
- All confused words.
- Come on, Tarda.
- Well done, Tarda.
- Thanks.
- You know I admire you? I admire you so much.
- It's an honor, Detective.
Come, come. Let's go somewhere warm.
She knew it.
No, it's not possible!
This crossbow belonged
to the fearsome Ernani Peg-Leg Pete.
- With this, he killed
- "Your dead soul."
-Who did he want to shoot with the crossbow?
-The bear. Just in case.
Interesting.
On this wall, there was a bear skin.
What are you doing up here?
I came to
To see if there was coverage.
Because there is a repeater nearby,
but evidently it doesn't work,
because I checked with my cell phone,
but it's not there.
And it's still not there.
And who are these gentlemen?
That one is Prospero Guelfi,
the former owner of the villa, my father.
Was your father the
owner of the villa?
Yes.
- And how did it end up being passed to Carlo Gulmar?
- My father was an avid gambler.
He lost it in a legendary game
of scopone scientifico.
To think that it was he who taught him
all the tricks of scopone scientifico,
both to Carlo and his brother Corrado,
when they were in service with us,
because they were working for us, you understand?
What happened to brother Corrado?
The two brothers founded a company,
then argued.
Carlo paid off his brother Corrado,
who went to the warmer South America,
and nothing more was heard from him since then.
This is what he's been plotting revenge for now.
Not only
did Carlo Gulmar steal the villa from him,
but it also made him a scullery boy.
- He killed him.
- No.
But don't you remember that he was with us
looking at the meters?
That was just a diversion.
[Cuozzo]
While you were in the study,
Elvio had plenty of time
to get out of the castle.
[Cuozzo]
It was Elvio who let
the bear into the meter room to distract us.
Then driven by spite
and thirst for revenge,
he cut the electrical cables.
[Cuozzo]
More and more elated by his
evil plans, he returned to the castle.
[Cuozzo]
Since he has
duplicates of all the keys,
He entered One Shot's room,
took the machine gun and went down to the study.
[Cuozzo]
And only after
having killed Carlo Gulmar,
he led us back to the meters,
trying to confuse us
with his historical anecdotes,
and to show us the cables
he himself had cut.
Is he timing the times right?
They're right.
[timer]
The neural connections in his brain
should be studied at length.
Thanks. Good thing he noticed.
No, no, it was ironic.
Let's go back to the villa, shall we?
Was it ironic?
Sarcasm. How do you say it?
- "He's taking the piss."
- Ah.
Brigadier?
- Thank goodness he's back.
- What's going on? Who died this time?
No, no one. I can't find Honey anymore.
Help me look for him, please.
Honey? Um, yes
I'll take care of it, don't worry.
You stay here, don't come with me.
Make yourself comfortable, I'll take care of it, I'll find it.
Honey? Where the fuck are you?
Honey, are you here? Honey? What is this?
The shirt stained with sauce.
Cuozzo?
Are you done playing dog catcher?
Come on,
we have more important things to do.
[Christian] Let's recap:
where were you yesterday, at the time of the murder?
Yesterday I was in my room
when I heard the shot.
But are you sure you remember correctly?
We saw her coming from the corridor,
not from the sleeping area.
Actually, yes.
It's just that I wanted to get my bikini line waxed.
I just forgot the essentials,
so I went to the massage room.
- Can anyone confirm his alibi?
- I'm afraid not.
So how can we believe her,
if she doesn't have proof?
Hearing the gunshot,
I left the waxing halfway.
If you don't believe it, you can check.
- Sure, let's check right away.
- Where are you going? What are you doing?
Listen, beautiful uncle, tell the truth,
you wanted to play doctor
with that tattooed redneck.
- [Miranda] What is he saying?
- [Christian] Everyone saw it.
For me, Miss Miranda
is a woman of sound values.
No, no, we wanted to fuck, but
Sorry, but in your opinion,
Is that half-assed Walter enough for a woman like me ?
- But obviously not.
- What are you saying? You're worse.
One Shot and I didn't do anything.
Unfortunately there was no time.
And so
Didn't you and One Shot have sex?
How the fuck does he talk?
He's such an idiot.
- Because he speaks bad Italian.
- Me, huh?
Please don't tell Walter.
It's already a tough time for him.
Of course not.
But that half-wit Walter
heard everything, you dirty whore!
Come on, take it philosophically.
I'm done with it now,
never mind philosophy. I'm done with it.
- I'm done.
- Stay still.
Leave me alone. I'm finishing this.
You wanted to fuck my future wife.
- You wanted to steal my wife.
- She's the one who wants to fuck me.
Love But I love you!
- Help!
- [Christian] What is it?
They stabbed Elvio.
It's not a knife, it's a pen.
Well, a pen stuck in your neck
is bullshit? Come on, Cuozzo.
- Help him.
- Somebody do something, damn it!
[unintelligible words]
What did he say? Can you repeat that?
"Hello corpse".
The rooster roars.
- No, it seems he said "prank."
- Not "cradle"?
Could you also spell it out better,
please?
"Hello hulla 'ntina".
The callus screams on the frost.
Ball, sgulla, bardina.
[Christina] Yeah, okay.
There's a blackbird in the garden.
"These...".
- Ox. The ox howls on the
- Yes, okay, Carducci's poem.
He's dead, he's dead. And that makes two.
Cuozzo, take that little piece of paper,
please.
It's today's date.
Who knows what was written
on the paper they tore from him.
Elvio talked about a repeater.
We try to fix it
and call for help.
- I have an idea: let's fix the repeater.
- I already said that.
- No, if anything, the repeater needs fixing.
- Right. Good job, Tarda.
We put the body
inside the cold room.
Oh, why, does it have anything to do with it?
- Carlo's here.
- Dad?
Hey, Dad.
If they're a little tighter, they're comfortable.
It's up there.
The explosion must have damaged it.
We need someone athletic,
muscular, and handsome here.
And then I'll go.
Bravo. You really do honor
to the uniform you wear.
Thank you, Detective.
What are these initiatives, excuse me?
You have to follow my orders.
He said "handsome, muscular,
athletic, charming."
- He didn't say "fascinating."
- Okay, then.
Don't say, "Well, okay."
Say, "Yes, Commander."
Yes, Commander.
Not with that tone.
Martial: "Yes, Commander."
- Yes, Commander.
- Okay. I'll go.
Imbecile.
She, with this body. She had to go.
- Let him do it. Now we'll see.
- And he's a dwarf, a dwarf.
It's slow because it's flaccid. It's
physically compressed, so it doesn't work.
Hurry up, it's cold in here.
A satellite dish has collapsed.
I think I understand the problem.
- Then hurry up.
- There's a nest with some eggs here.
I'm a little scared.
What are you afraid of, eggs?
Don't be a child.
The parents are there.
They seem a little annoyed, too.
Don't worry, they're defending
their nest. It's all normal.
But they don't attack while you're alive.
They only attack if you're dead.
So after, when you fall.
Go! Go!
There's signal. Cuozzo, don't move,
stay where you are.
- It's not very convenient.
- I have an email.
- Remain still.
- Still.
Come on, detective.
Come on, come on over there.
Cuozzo, hurry up.
Go ahead, Detective. I'll cover you.
- So?
- Nothing doing. They even shot at us.
- And who was it?
- We don't know yet.
[door opens]
Where was she?
I heard gunshots outside
and went to check.
Sorry. Sorry, it's stronger than me:
I'm the one who lied.
- Ah, you see?
- What are you saying?
It's not true
that you were in your room all night.
Elm?
- Gulmar, shit!
- Olmo, please.
Folic acid? Are you pregnant?
It was him, right?
Olmo and I can't have children,
so it was immediately clear to him
who the father was.
I deduce it is Carlo Gulmar.
[Laura] You framed him.
You're a damn thing.
You got yourself pregnant, good girl.
You're a damned thing.
- Close the door.
- You're a damned girl!
Out, out.
[Olmo] That's true,
but I didn't kill him.
I got drunk out of desperation
and collapsed, I swear.
So why did you come back
with a bloody shirt?
- Where's the shirt?
- I got scared and hid it.
Wait a minute. I found it, though.
Here it is, the blood-stained shirt.
Here it is.
- And you're telling us now?
- I thought it was sauce.
Let me get this straight: you exchanged
a blood-stained shirt,
for a dirty amatriciana sauce?
I didn't say "yogurt."
The sauce is as red as blood.
Who found it anyway?
I found it.
- Do you understand?
- It wastes a lot of time.
- What are you saying?
- That you're an asshole.
Anyway,
I tried to defend my husband,
but now that there are two dead
I can no longer remain silent.
It was him. He's the one who shot us.
His shoes are still covered in snow.
But how?
I don't even know where the repeater is.
He took One Shot's coat,
the machine gun, and shot us.
This is bullshit.
- You're under arrest.
- But we have no proof.
This is proof. Here it is.
And there's a motive as big as a house.
And Elvio?
Elvio found out about the shirt
and he killed him.
Handcuffs.
Honey?
Murderer.
You killed my dad,
you killed my success.
You piece of bitch!
Honey? Honey? Where are you?
Honey?
- Honey, where are you?
- Come on. In here.
Honey?
Miranda.
Brigadier. I wanted to congratulate you.
You did a great job catching the killer.
Thank you, thank you. Usually, it takes me
much less time to find the killers,
I just didn't want to embarrass
Agata Christian.
He didn't want to embarrass
Agata Christian. Him.
- Late, please.
- As you wish.
I was saying,
I didn't want to embarrass Agata,
because in the end he is a little touchy.
Now that it's all over, though,
he can help me look for my Honey.
Unfortunately
I don't think this is possible,
because it's a bit of a delicate moment.
- Vanni Can I call you by your name?
- Of course.
If you find me again Honey,
I'll know how to thank you.
You can ask me anything.
I'm sorry, miss,
I don't think this is possible.
I speak on behalf of the brigadier.
We have a series of important formalities
to complete. Right, Brigadier?
Honey? Honey, handsome, where are you? Honey?
Honey, handsome, where are you? Honey?
Honey, where are you?
Honey? Honey?
Honey? Honey?
Honey?
[dog barking]
Oh my God, B52. Hi, do you recognize me?
We've met before.
We, friends. Hello!
Excuse me, one more little question.
In her opinion, how does the murderer do it?
to move around this villa
without anyone seeing him?
I don't know, you'll have to ask the killer.
Can you confirm that the original version
of the game was inspired by this place?
Because
in the previous version of the game,
was there a secret passage
connecting the house to the outside?
Yes, certainly.
It made the game more complex
and more interesting.
[screams]
Honey?
Honey, are you here?
Honey? Honey?
- [imitates dog noise]
- Handsome? Honey?
Handsome? Honey? Handsome?
The two Gulmar brothers were clearly
inspired by this castle,
because they came to us as children.
They knew it very well and knew
all the underground passages perfectly,
all the secret passages.
They knew them by heart,
and in fact they wanted to bring them back
into the first version of the game.
Honey? Honey?
Honey? Are you here, Honey? Handsome?
Handsome? Where are you? Honey?
Beautiful? There you are.
Hello. Hello, handsome. Come on.
Come on, you damned gremlin of shit.
Come on, come closer.
You want to play? You want a ball?
You want to play, good. Let's find a ball.
Let's use this one.
Here you go. See the ball?
Do you want it? Do you want the ball? Take it.
Alone.
Now come here, come.
Come here, come to Uncle.
Where are you going? Where are you going, oh?
Where are you going, you damned asshole?
And now where are you running off to?
[Christian] In her opinion,
Is it possible that the dumbwaiter
is connected to this underground?
In the old game it was just like that.
- Where does the dumbwaiter lead?
- In the master bedroom, why?
- Honey?
- Miranda! I found the dog.
- Really? Thanks.
- Let's go.
Over here. Yes.
Honey, mother's love.
- Little one.
- Finally.
Hi, little one.
Look who's here, Mommy's here.
Thank you. Bye. Thank you.
Okay. I'm going then.
Brigadier?
How can I thank you?
Wait, I'll close the door.
- Brigadier, is everything okay?
- Yes, yes, okay.
- Is she okay?
- And this one?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
A little bump, nothing.
- I found out who the killer is.
- I've been finding out for a while now. It's Olmo.
But I don't think so. Call everyone
into the living room; I have an announcement to make.
- But what now?
- Immediately.
- Thanks for being here.
- Where do you want us to go?
This case was particularly intricate.
But now I know who the killer is.
The murderer of Carlo Gulmar
and poor Elvio is
- Walter.
- Uolter.
- No.
- India.
- No.
- One Shot.
Yeah, okay.
- Don't tell me it's Miranda?
- That's it.
The killer is
Carlo Gulmar.
No. For goodness sake, all due respect,
you are a great detective,
but, after all, the victim cannot
also be the murderer.
You are a charlatan,
who tarnishes my father's memory.
First of all, I wanted to understand
what the financial situation was
of Gulmar&Gulmar.
Hello, Cosima?
You should do a little research for me.
[Christian] Carlo Gulmar
was in deep debt,
for a series of disastrous investments.
He was at risk of prison.
You wanted me alone, huh?
No, what alone? So,
ours is a successful company.
This is bullshit.
The plan, if anything, was
to make me have this success.
No bullshit.
And what does one do,
in his father's situation?
- He's borrowing the money.
- My father? He was too proud.
So what does he do?
Think about it. Why is the company called
Gulmar&Gulmar and not just Gulmar?
It's obvious, because there is a Gulmar father
and a Gulmar son.
No, you'd like that.
Because there's a brother Gulmar.
Uncle Corrado.
But what does Uncle Corrado have to do with it?
He wasn't successful.
It matters, because without his twin,
Carlo's plan wouldn't have worked.
But what plan? He's raving.
But didn't you notice anything
last night?
The man who escaped the avalanche
was not your father.
First of all, he was left-handed.
He ate half the cake.
Strange, for a diabetic.
- Yes, yes, of course.
- Thanks.
The signature is completely different from the one
on the game's instruction booklet.
- So Corrado is dead?
- But who are you?
But that's not possible, sorry.
Uncle is in South America.
- If you don't believe me, ask Laura.
- I had nothing to do with it, I'm sorry.
She's part of the plan.
At Carlo's request, contact Corrado,
so that he can return to Italy
to make peace with his brother.
[Christian] He was the one who introduced you,
years ago.
Corrado listens to her, because you were once
engaged, weren't you?
Corrado broke up with Carlo because of her,
because he had stolen her from him.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Carlo wants to sell to One Shot,
to flee to a tax haven,
with the money from the sale.
But to remain unpunished,
Charles must not simply disappear,
he will have to die.
- But the body won't be his, it will be
- Corrado's.
Elementary, Cuozzo.
Carlo gives him an appointment
at the Five Ascetics' refuge,
where he will try to kill him.
- No, the next one. The charge.
- Excuse me, Detective.
And that's why
he brought the watch with him.
And insulin too.
[Christian]
You wanted to stun Corrado
and then have him hit by the avalanche.
But Corrado woke up.
Laura, once the detonator was activated,
could not defuse it,
and decides to run away, in a panic.
"Boom".
She managed to avoid the avalanche,
but Carlo and Corrado were swept away.
Too bad Corrado survived
and returned to the villa,
where everyone except her
mistakes him for her brother.
[Christian]
Corrado has a plan too.
To take back everything that
has been taken from him over the last 30 years.
I've been waiting for 30 years
and now it's my time.
I take it all back.
Everything that was mine, I take it back.
Laura, the woman he loves,
but above all the company.
That's why
he didn't want to sell her anything anymore.
Thank goodness this cuckold died.
So you were the one
who caused the avalanche.
You're wrong. Because even
in Corrado's plan there's something that...
- That went to hell.
- Be careful with your words.
- Gone to hell.
- Exactly, Tarda.
Because Corrado
isn't the only survivor of the avalanche.
[Christian]
Carlo, unexpectedly, also
managed to survive.
And finds temporary shelter in the shelter.
- Has he recovered from the avalanche?
- Exactly.
Carlo comes down from the mountain,
he is cold and covers himself with a bear skin.
[Christian]
He's thirsty for revenge.
He sneaks into the house
steals One Shot's machine gun.
Then he trips the electricity.
[Elvio] You're welcome.
[Christian]
And in the darkness,
Cuozzo mistakes it for a real bear.
But in escaping, he loses an eye.
That's why he didn't attack me.
It wasn't B52.
He reaches the library,
where he finds Corrado alone,
and there, with the coldness worthy of Cain,
he shoots him.
Suggestive reconstruction,
but a bit abstract, evidence is lacking.
Also because Olmo would be charged with the shirt stained with sauce...
That is, of blood.
They were contact stains,
not blood spatter from a gunshot.
- Did he become a showgirl?
- Do you work there?
Well done, Tarda, well done.
- Thank you, Detective.
- You're welcome.
What is he saying? My husband
was livid when he left the room.
And he just wanted to see Carlo dead.
You have nothing left to say, huh?
You're shitting yourself, you old man...
[Christian] It's true, that evening Olmo,
completely drunk, went down.
I love you.
But he found him already dead.
- So dad's still alive?
- Shut up, you idiot!
Ask your mother about your future
How do you say, India,
"one-sided brother"?
Because it was with Serena
that Carlo wanted to escape to the Caribbean.
It is not true.
You were just another chicken
he vented his anger on.
He loved me.
It was you he couldn't stand anymore.
Um, yes. And what about Elvio, though?
What motive did Carlo have to kill him?
- This is Dad's handwriting.
- I read verbatim.
"I, Carlo Gulmar, in full possession
of my mental faculties,
I return the ownership of Villa Gulmar
to the legitimate heir of Guelfi Prospero,
Guelfi Elvio".
- When did he write it?
- March 14th. Today.
That was the piece of paper
Elvio had in his hand.
Elvio knew Carlo and Corrado very well;
they had grown up together in the same house.
And when Elvio arranged the body last night ,
he understood that it wasn't Carlo.
Corrado.
The one on the neck wasn't a bruise.
- But a hickey from Serena.
- Don't talk nonsense.
It was a birthmark: the only sign
that distinguished the two twins.
Elvio found Carlo hiding
in the basement, and blackmailed him.
Either she gave him back the villa,
or he would disgrace her.
This is what Elvio wanted to say
as he was dying.
"Hallo hulla ina"
was "Carlo Gulmar in the cellar".
Elementary, Cuozzo.
Carlo pretended to give in to the blackmail,
but only so he could kill him.
This is all madness.
And where should it be?
In the dungeons of the villa.
Below us, I suppose.
What secrets?
Shouldn't he take insulin?
In fact, Serena thought about it.
[Christian] The room
connected to the dumbwaiter,
with which he sent insulin to Carlo.
But then you used me
as a scapegoat, you rag - Stop.
- What did he piss on?
- He does that when he's nervous.
Maybe because it's a revolving door.
Zitto, zitto.
- The dead man.
- Who, Carlo?
He's alive.
- Are you sure?
- He's armed.
- What caliber?
- Check.
- 223.
- Very good. We have the murder weapon.
Did you want to go away with her, asshole?
She's pregnant too.
- Quick, come in.
- Come in.
He ran away.
- Got it.
- Let go of me.
Where do you think you Ouch!
Well, it seems like everything's settled, right?
We can move forward with the deal, right?
Di is.
Stopped!
- Stop, don't move!
- Come on!
- Is he an idiot?
- Come on, come on!
Be careful.
Goodbye, losers.
Oh my God, Pug!
B52 saved our lives.
He wanted to take the bad guy away.
You'll see, he'll tear it to pieces now.
There, he's torn it to pieces.
- Oh, but he's coming back.
- Yes, he's coming back, yes.
- He's coming towards us.
- Towards us, yes.
What do we do?
- You stay still!
- 'This shit.
Help me. What about me?
And you wash yourself, don't
touch me. Wait for me.
[presenter, TV]
Let's go back to talking
about the board game magnate,
Carlo Gulmar.
His wife and secretary are also involved in the case .
Laura Severino and Serena Marchesi.
Best wishes, doctor.
Thanks for coming back early.
- I was too sorry to leave her alone
- Like a dog.
[doorbell]
- Who is it now?
- Oh, it's a surprise.
Happy birthday to the legendary Agata Christian.
That is, Christina Agata, backwards.
What's she doing here?
Don't tell me they promoted her.
No, maybe. I'm on leave and
I took the opportunity to come visit her.
My mother, who is a huge fan of hers, sends her these .
But I don't want to disturb you. I see
No, don't worry.
Please, come in. Go, go.
Quick, though. Quick.
Over here.
- What's here?
- Mom's lasagna.
That's it, he has to say something mean.
But, excuse me, does your mom
make bechamel sauce at home?
Absolutely.
For her, buying it is sacrilegious.
You know what I'll do? Look, I'll give you this,
I don't need it anyway.
- Maybe it could be useful to you.
- For what?
To count to ten
before making investigative hypotheses
- Fucking hell.
- Fucking hell, yes.
Okay, thanks.
As?
- 'In the shit.
- Come on?'
- Shit.
- But my mother puts three types of meat in it.
- But it's still bullshit.
- It's impossible.
Tell me the truth, Cuozzo,
but what are you really doing here?
I told him,
I'm here for his birthday.
- But don't talk bullshit.
- I'm not talking bullshit.
- He's not telling me.
- A little investigation.
I'll tell you the truth, Cuozzo,
unfortunately I like you.
- But she too.
- What is it about?
[plays "Maracaibo" by Lu Colombo]