Ah Beng vs Liang Po Po (2026) Movie Script

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Breaking news.
A large number of Malaysians
and Singaporeans
have exhibited symptoms
such as bursting into laughter,
flipping tables, and rolling their eyes
after watching
the Malaysia vs Singapore Showdown.
Our station advises
that money-loving Malaysian workers
and sore-loser Singaporeans
should watch this program
accompanied by children
to prevent loss of control.
MALAYSIA VS SINGAPORE SHOWDOWN
Hello to all our Malaysian
and Singaporean viewers.
Welcome to Malaysia vs Singapore Showdown.
This program, since August 9, 1965,
the day Malaysia
and Singapore parted ways,
has been airing every single day.
Although over the past 60 years
Malaysians and Singaporeans
still bicker nonstop.
But Singaporeans still welcome them
with open arms,
especially when cheap labor
is suddenly urgently needed.
GASP
In short, these are all
very basic examples
of "Malaysia-Singapore,
one big happy family".
Isnt that true?
MALAYSIA-SINGAPORE ONE BIG FAMILY
Malaysians and Singaporeans
can argue about anything,
but theres one topic
thats instant death if you bring it up
That is...
food!
Exciting, isnt it?
Now, let's welcome
our Singaporean representative!
Standing up, 158 centimeters.
Bent over, 120 centimeters.
The woman who greets everyone
she meets with,
Liang Po Po!
Hi, everyone, I'm Liang Po Po
from Singapore.
Actually... Im kind of out of breath.
So I just go, "Huhuhuhu"
because I cant control myself.
Singaporeans really like to complain.
Now lets welcome, on my left,
the Malaysian representative!
A man whos spent
his whole life mastering just one thing.
"Eating bananas" is serious business
to him. Ah Beng!
Not eating bananas.
Complete idiot.
Lets jump straight into todays topic.
Bak kut teh!
BAK KUT TEH
NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
CONTAINS VIOLENT ELEMENTS
No more chit-chat.
Straight to our first question!
So tell me, did bak kut teh
come from Singapore?
Or...
Definitely Singapore!
Legend has it that one year,
a French ang moh named Francis
arrived at the Singapore harbor
and, for no apparent reason,
handed a packet of pepper
to a dockworker named Ah Seng.
Ah Seng took it home for his grandma.
And what a coincidence,
Grandma happened to have pork ribs.
So she just tossed everything in,
cooked it anyhow,
and boom! Like striking the lottery,
it somehow turned
out ridiculously delicious.
And thats how
Singapores bak kut teh came to be.
A complete idiot.
Pepper soup is just pepper soup.
Whats all this talk about bak kut teh?
Everyone, open your eyes and see.
Bak kut teh clearly
originated from Port Klang,
yet they insist on calling it Singaporean.
Its only bak kut teh
if its simmered with those herbs
into that dark broth!
These are Singaporean
and Malaysian bak kut teh.
I want to complain!
All he did was swap Singapores port
for Port Klang.
Hes stealing my IP
in broad daylight.
Im just stating the facts!
Unlike you people,
who always have to win
and are scared of losing!
Your ma... ma...
- What "ma-ma"?
- Ma... ma... ma...
Oh, you mean a mamak stall, huh?
Weve got over 12,000 of them nationwide!
Okay, you win. We concede.
Were not trying
to compete with you on this.
Dont forget. Right now, its
one-one-one versus your three and a half.
One versus our three
is already pretty impressive.
But you Singaporeans
still have to come all the way
to Johor to get our oil,
and you keep shaking
at the back of the car.
That's not called shaking.
That's called pushing.
Were the ones pushing your economy.
It's we Malaysians who go to Singapore
to boost your economy.
Coming here to be foreign workers, right?
You said we Malaysians are monkeys?
No! I swear to heaven
I said foreign workers.
So what if were "malau"?
Better than you talking with your lungs.
Youve got TB!
Hey, old hag, let me tell you.
Your face... Its like the MRT.
Wow, like MRT...
So messy, can't even get out!
Wow, thats a personal attack!
What do you mean by "rooster"?
We have chicken curry here.
Salt-baked Hainanese chicken.
Hainanese chicken is Singaporean too?
But never mind.
Singapores got you, this old hen!
I can't take it anymore.
Only you can do it?
Someone once told me
To make money, go to Singapore
Change your cash, it triples
So what are you waiting for?
Pack your bags!
The next-door neighbor is tempting
Being a foreign worker isn't so bad
When you have time, head back to Johor
Pump some petrol and refuel!
From KL to over there
Like going to Penang or Thailand
Customs takes a while
But the dream is on the other side
Hope the food I eat
Has a little more salt from the boss
Hope what I make doesnt make
The locals always complain
My love for you
Is like tiger and lion
Loving without knowing better
Yet never leaving
Who says you need blood ties
To stand shoulder to shoulder
Why is this song called tiger and lion?
Im just saying that
Us, Singapore and Malaysia
Get along really well together
Quite impressive, huh?
Now Ive got
An important question to ask you
What is it?
Is my hair messy?
You complete idiot
My love for you
Is like tiger and lion
Loving without knowing better
Yet never leaving
Who says you need blood ties...
To stand shoulder to shoulder?
Come, let's share a drink.
NONE OF THE ABOVE IS RELATED TO THIS MOVIE
Excuse me. Then what's the point
of filming this?
Because we had nothing better to do.
SINGAPORE
Just trying it out. Again.
- May I know how old you are?
- Twenty-five years old.
I am 85 years old.
I am 60 years older than you.
Hey, look. Theres a CCTV up there.
Its been filming us the whole time.
If you walk out now,
those netizens will definitely
tear you limb from limb.
Youll be gone without a trace.
You decide what to do.
- I'm leaving.
- Thank you.
Love you.
See? Being old still has its advantages.
Grandma, are you sure
youre at the right place?
Im sure. This is definitely the place.
What are you doing here?
I came here to "check out a job".
He looks at me, I look at him.
If were suitable, hell marry me.
- Marry?!
- No, I mean, hire me.
Grandma, in Malaysia, people your age--
Are you from Malaysia?
Welcome, welcome.
Many people your age
are already enjoying retirement.
Really?
Some of them have even
already bought a good spot.
Bought a spot?
To watch a movie?
I also like watching movies
and buying good seats.
Now theres a kind
where you can lie down and sleep.
Every time after watching,
it feels like after the wedding night.
No! You didnt!
Its just whether I want to or not.
Grandma, go sit over there.
Ill call you later.
Malaysians as fierce as you are very rare.
You probably couldnt get married, right?
Im already married.
Youll definitely get divorced.
Im very happy.
Your husband will have an affair.
Even if he does, it wouldnt be with you.
Your husband hasnt tried me yet.
Sorry, sorry, just kidding.
Calm down... Calm down...
Yes, yes, yes.
Excuse me. Please move aside.
Sorry about that.
The feng shui master
said I must sit in this seat
to be accepted for the job.
A university graduate, huh?
Why come to Singapore to wash dishes?
In Malaysia, our graduates
only start with two or 3,000 ringgit.
Here, washing dishes
is 3,000 Singapore dollars.
Convert that to ringgit,
and its already over 10,000.
I wouldnt have gone to university at all.
Your degree was really a waste. I'm smart.
I could study,
but I deliberately chose not to.
I failed everything from start to finish.
The university didnt dare accept me.
But working in Singapore
is really stressful.
Do you want more stress or more money?
One dollar versus three and a bit.
Grandma, are you here for an interview?
No, I came here to eat bak kuh teh.
- Really?
- I'm just kidding!
If you talk nonsense,
Ill talk nonsense too.
There are so many Malaysians here.
Grandma, didnt you know?
At Orchard Road, if a signboard fell
and hit three people,
two of them would surely be Malaysians.
Also, the worker who put the sign back up?
Definitely Malaysian.
And the ambulance driver?
Also Malaysian.
By the time they got to the hospital,
even the doctors were Malaysians.
I am truly grateful.
Youve given all the talent to us.
Youre welcome.
Im really grateful.
Its only right.
- Stealing our jobs?
- Only right. Huh?
No, no. What I mean is,
what youre doing can make
a lot of Singaporeans wake up.
Always picky about jobs,
unwilling to do them,
and all the work ends up taken by others.
Honestly, youre helping us out.
Liang Po Po, it's your turn.
But I'm the last one.
Im telling you to go in now
means go in now.
Okay, okay, Im telling you all,
even if you dont have a girlfriend,
dont ever find someone like this.
If you do, your family
will definitely be destroyed.
You poisonous apple,
dont poison us Malaysians!
Who Who Who?
Who Who Who?
Liang Po Po Loretta. Who Who.
The abbreviation is LPPL.
Cute, right?
Meaning, why did you come
to apply for a job with us?
Panadol.
Liang Po Po,
this is a proper company.
I mean, a dishwasher... a dishwasher.
Any problem with that?
I can do it. I can do it.
Okay. Correct, correct.
Will you do it?
Ill do it! Ill kill you!
With such low pay,
you want me to risk my old life?
I-I-I still want to live to 100!
Do you know how tough life is
for us Malaysians?
We have to be stronger.
We want Singaporeans
to come work in Malaysia.
- What?
- Become a Singaporean foreign worker!
I can't miss this opportunity.
I want to be the first
to represent Singapore
going over there as a foreign worker.
Without further delay, charge!
Is my hair messy?
Not messy? Good!
Go!
MALAYSIA
Hey, wait a minute!
You cant enter here!
Im here for the parent-child sports day.
Is your child studying here?
Wow. Why are you laughing?
My child cant study here?
Alright.
You are a security guard.
Im a security guard too.
Be honest with me.
You just want to eat
a free meal here, right?
Nonsense!
My child really does study here.
Hey, Im Bangladeshi,
not an idiot, okay?
What is your child's name?
Siew Wan.
Kuan Siew Wan.
Kuan Siew Wan?
Scared now, huh?
Xiao Yun!
You are late again.
That security guard
wouldnt let me in. Complete idiot.
Im telling you.
He can only ever be
a security guard in his life.
Youre a security guard too.
Im different from him.
At least I have two badges!
And you still dare to talk?
Your daughter has been
studying here for so long,
and youve never come to school.
Of course, no one knows you.
I am very busy.
Dad, this is a school.
You have to speak Mandarin.
- You can't speak Cantonese.
- Wow.
Why is your school so authoritarian?
Just like Singapore.
No Cantonese on the radio.
Cant play Cantonese songs either.
Same for movies.
Can't exceed 30% Cantonese.
Ignore it.
- Are you ready?
- Ready!
Be serious. This is a school.
Get ready.
Go! Go! Go!
- Hurry up.
- Go, go, go.
We are over here.
Wow, honey.
Our daughters school
is really quite nice.
Of course, the tuition fee
is so expensive.
Really?
- Yes!
- Kim Po Loh!
Is this how you treat the elders?
It's okay. The kid
didn't do it on purpose.
Don't scold him. Forget it.
Teacher Cheng.
My competition is about to start.
See you later.
Mom, how can you let
the kid behave like that?
The school rules say
you cant perm your hair.
Dont you know?
I have naturally curly hair.
Havent you seen it before?
Those are your parents, right?
Why is their hair all straight
and yours so curly?
Last night, I watched a documentary,
and it mentioned the genetics theory.
If both parents have straight hair,
its impossible to have a child
with hair that curly.
The snack vendor outside the school
should be your real dad.
His afro hair is just like yours!
Xiao Yun, lets go.
Dont bother with that dead fat pig.
Dead fat pig?
Youre the stinky bag of bones!
Afro hair! Curly hair!
Youd better run properly.
Dont embarrass me.
If my dad hadnt failed to show up,
I wouldnt even be running with you.
Yes, young master, I'll do my best.
Xiao Yun, hows it going?
Feeling confident?
Yes!
Don't worry. Dad's here.
We must win!
Right, well definitely win!
- Go, go!
- Hurry up!
One two, one two.
Hurry up!
One two, one two.
Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
He fell! He fell!
Come on, come on, come on!
Yes!
High five!
Mommy! Mommy!
Thank you, thank you...
- Honey!
- Yeah!
You are amazing!
Hey, honey! Since were so happy,
why dont we have
our reunion dinner early?
Sure! Ill cook
something delicious for you all.
Yay! Shall we celebrate
winning this championship?
Whatever.
Youre the happiest.
Chicken is your absolute favourite.
Why aren't they here yet?
Ah, honey, is this
your first time meeting them?
Theyre always late.
Traffic jam.
Dont treat me like a fool
The ultimate awesome guy is me
Brother Ah Beng...
Cheers!
Its been so long since
weve had everyone together.
Either Ah Xian has to go
to some year-end dinner,
or Ah Rains shop is too crowded,
or Bobby has to work on New Years Eve,
and my parents travel abroad
on New Years Eve.
Thinking back, the last time
we were all together like this
was 12 years ago!
They say things change
so much in a decade,
let alone 12 years.
That said, everyone looks pretty good.
- Nothing has changed.
- Of course there is, Auntie Beng.
You must have presbyopia.
Look at me. I've got
two more crow's feet now.
See?
Yeah!
Big change.
Twelve years ago,
one Singapore dollar was only 2.5 ringgit.
Now its over three!
Youre not wrong.
Its what Ah Beng says
every time he opens his mouth.
Complete idiot!
Even the price of sweet potatoes
has gone up several times.
Look at everyone else.
Ah Rain used to be just
a small-time photographer,
Now he owns his own studio.
Oh, Bobby used to be
just a background actor.
Now, he plays a major
supporting role with lines.
Only you havent progressed,
still doing odd jobs as a security guard.
What's wrong with being a security guard?
Ever heard the saying,
"As long as Im alive,
being a security guard is fine?"
The most important thing
is to stay alive first.
Youre an expert
at clinging on for dear life!
Xiao Yun, arent you happy?
Why does everyone else have straight hair
and fairer skin than me?
Why is my hair so different
from Dad and Mom,
from Grandma and Grandpa?
Sometimes our DNA gets a little mixed up.
Its like, look at me.
Your grandpa's so noticeable.
And look at your dad.
Sometimes hes like a fool.
Right, thats why your dad
is called Ah Beng.
Xiao Yun, dont listen
to those two talking nonsense.
Youre so dark
because you loved playing outside
when you were little,
so you got tanned.
And your curly hair?
Thats from all the sun exposure too.
Enough talking. Lets eat.
- Time to eat.
- Come on, come on.
Xiao Yun, come.
Eat the drumstick, eat the drumstick!
This chicken was separated
from its family.
They couldnt have a reunion.
Ah, no way!
You see, now they've reunited.
Right, the whole family is here.
Dad and Mom have become fried chicken.
Grandpa and Grandma
also became herbal chicken.
The children had turned
into spring chickens.
Three generations reunited in one pot.
Dad,
the other day, the school
had a health check-up.
They helped us check our blood type.
Checking blood is good, huh?
Checking blood is good.
Time to eat, time to eat!
If both your mom and dad
have straight hair,
its impossible to have
a child with hair that curly.
The snack vendor outside the school?
He must be your real dad!
What kind of figurine is this?
This is a souvenir from Dads companys
20th anniversary.
Its really cool.
Press his belly. He will start recording.
Press his hand.
Dont cry, Xiao Yun
Dads here to protect you
It looks so much like you!
Of course!
The boss said your dad
is the most handsome
in the entire security company,
so they made it to look like him.
Isn't it cute?
Xiao Yun.
Why do you look unhappy today?
Dad, why do people feel unhappy?
Because youre growing up.
When people grow up,
they encounter things
that make them unhappy.
Everyone's life and journey are different.
Some people are smooth-sailing from birth.
As for me,
I hit obstacle after obstacle
right from the start.
I was born unlucky.
Dad, have you ever doubted your fate?
How could it be like this?
Xiao Yun, as the saying goes,
"Some are born with a bad fate."
But we can fight our destiny to the end.
The most important thing in life
is to be happy.
Everyone has a different fate,
and everyone has a different path to walk.
Someone like your mom
has never blamed herself
for marrying a useless husband.
Hey, honey, don't be so harsh.
Just because your husband is useless now
doesnt mean hell be useless
in the future, right?
You are right. Even though your dad
isnt of much use now,
he has a daughter
whos both cute and smart.
See? Dad's still good for something.
Look at the prize you won today.
Wow!
This watch comes as a pair.
This is for you.
Its okay if your dad isnt very useful.
What matters most
is that Dad will protect you.
Just like this figurine.
As long as its by your side,
itll protect you.
I see you are carrying all these bags.
I suspect theres
something illegal inside.
Open it and let me check.
- What?
- Who are you?
I am a police officer.
Police officers dont wear uniforms?
Auntie, havent you heard
of undercover cops?
Ive heard of that.
Could you show me your police ID?
- Police ID.
- Let me take a look.
- Just a moment.
- Too fast. I can't see it.
Ill show you slowly.
Its too far. I cant see it.
Too close.
Auntie, youre really troublesome.
First its too far, then its too close.
Are you doing this on purpose
to make things hard for me?
- No, no.
- Give me the stuff!
Not that one! This one!
If you want to rob me,
rob me of my body. Im okay with that.
Im not okay with that! Give me this!
Police dont behave like this! Rape!
- Rape!
- What rape?!
- Rape!
- Hey!
Its you again! Youre here scamming
people for money every day!
Dont talk nonsense!
I am a police officer.
Wow.
This guy scams elderly people
for money here every day!
- Really?
- But Grandma,
just now, you were really quick-thinking.
Very sharp.
Even shouting "rape, rape".
Those two words are really useful.
Nowadays, there are
a lot of bad people in the world
who target elderly people like us,
thinking our money is easy to scam.
In Singapore,
whenever we receive calls
claiming to be from the police,
immigration, or the finance department,
we already know its a scam,
especially if they ask you to transfer
money. Thats definitely a scam.
Because in Singapore,
if government officers
really need to see you,
they wont call you,
theyll come straight to your house.
Just now, when I saw that man,
his methods felt a bit suspicious,
so I became more alert.
Honestly, trying to scam money
from Liang Po Po?
It's not that easy!
Wow, Grandma, youre really smart!
But you mentioned earlier,
if government officers
really want to come after you,
theyll come to your house, right?
That doesnt mean everyone looking for you
is a government officer, right?
- Wow! You reminded me.
- So you need to be careful!
Really, you must be careful! Be careful!
Oh yes, you said you're from Singapore?
Yes, I came to Malaysia to look for work.
Huh? You came to Malaysia to work?
DRIVER CARD JAMES CHIAM
You just said you came here to find a job?
- Oh yes
- Have you lost your mind?
People here all go to Singapore to work.
Why are you coming here?
Its like this.
One time, I heard one of your ministers
calling on Singaporeans
to come to Malaysia to work.
He spoke so passionately,
I was really moved.
I didnt hesitate and came right away
to join your workforce
and work together to promote
the slogan "Malaysia Boleh"!
Theyve been saying it
for more than 30 years already.
Some things just need
to be said again and again.
Slowly, the results will come.
You need a bit of patience.
Its my first time in Malaysia.
As a newcomer here,
I immediately ran into a young person
like you who stood up.
Im really as lucky
as winning the lottery.
Its about accumulating
good karma, you know.
Hopefully, I can find a pretty girlfriend.
If you had met me 65 years ago,
Im 100% certain
you would have fallen in love with me.
Really?
Wow, this really looks
like a girl from the Kuan family.
I really would fall in love with you.
Youre 65 years late.
So touching.
Helping me bring this down.
This young man is really great.
Without this, Id be worried
about not finding a toilet on the way.
- This is a self-service toilet.
- It's okay, it's okay.
Liang Po Po, take good care of yourself.
- Goodbye.
- Take this 100 ringgit.
It's okay, it's okay.
- I understand. Maybe you want 200 ringgit.
- It's okay. It's okay. Bye-bye.
You dont want it?
So strange... Why dont
young people want money?
Goodbye, goodbye.
This taxi driver is really something.
At first, I was worried
Id get bullied by Malaysians.
Who knew it would be Malaysia...
No!
No!
Boy, you get down right now!
You think your mother
isn't busy enough, right?
If you hit your head,
I'll have to send you to the hospital.
Sit properly!
Damn it, Im going to a banquet later,
and no one even sent
my suit to the dry cleaners!
My goodness!
Why did you fire Doreen for no reason?
Doreen... Sounds so intimate.
I hired this woman
to take care of our son,
not to take care of you.
Her cleavage
is like a highway stretching all the way
up to her throat.
I ask you, after that,
whos going to do the housework?
Dont worry. Ive already
arranged through an agency
to hire a new nanny from Singapore
at a high salary.
Boss, the new nanny has arrived.
Hi. Yes, it's me, yes, yes, yes.
Wow, your house is huge!
Feels like walking all the way
from Changi Airport to Tuas.
That's crazy!
Is she the new nanny
you were talking about?
- Yes, its me. Im the new one.
- Right.
I object!
Objection overruled.
This old lady here,
shes the perfect nanny in my eyes.
First, she has lots of life experience.
Second,
she is a Singaporean.
Third, she really knows
how to take care of kids.
- I will...
- Fourth,
her whole appearance
makes me feel completely at ease.
We earn in ringgit,
and you hire a foreign worker
with Singapore dollars?
Are you serious?
And they say Singaporeans are proud.
Your son is the truly proud one!
Old woman... I mean, Liang Po Po,
my son is hard to handle.
Please discipline him the Singaporean way.
No problem.
Im telling you, lots of kids,
within three days, they wont survive!
No, no.
Within three days,
theyll be so happy they could die!
Smile!
So cute!
Times up. Go, go, go.
- Is it okay if I dress like this?
- It's fine.
Don't worry. I'll take care of him.
You are so cute!
Where are you going?
Im heading out to buy some stuff, okay?
Of course not.
Hey, todays a public holiday.
I don't even have the freedom to go out?
Im not in prison, you know.
I know. Its not that you cant go out,
but you must follow Singapore law.
What law?
You see, you just need
to fill in this yellow form.
Why youre going out,
where youre going, who youre going with,
what time you leave,
what time you come back,
what transport you take out,
what transport you take back.
After you fill it in,
Ill pass it to your mother.
Then I can go out?
Your mom has to fill in this blue form.
She starts writing.
Shell read it, check it again.
If she likes it,
if shes happy, shell stamp it.
Once its stamped, you can go out.
Oh, you want to play this with me?
You might not win.
This is our Malaysian water.
- You are a Singaporean, right?
- Yes, that's right.
If I let you drink, then you can drink.
If I dont let you drink,
dont even think about taking one sip.
Don't forget.
The water is controlled by Malaysia.
Youve gone that far already?
We agreed on this a long time ago.
The water must be supplied to us.
If you suddenly cut it off,
we will fight.
Here in Malaysia,
we dont really drink water.
- Oh, really?
- We prefer drinking coffee.
Wow, what does this mean?
We help each other.
I like "I help you, you help me" the most.
Everyone is happy!
Kim Po Loh, boy!
Hey, boy, you scared me.
Why are you hiding under the table?
Anything "under the table"
is easy to settle.
My dad said,
if nothing else works,
"under the table" will definitely work.
Wow, what is this called?
Wow, impressive! How impressive?
Fast, precise, good,
time-saving, and efficient!
Wow, today I really learned
something from you.
You see, Singaporean kids
dont know this trick.
When I go back, Ill teach them
this "under-table culture".
Let's have coffee.
Wow, coffee tastes so much better
under the table!
So, can I go out now?
Of course not.
- Why?
- You old woman!
You drank my coffee!
Didnt we just agree,
we help each other?
Hey, you don't mind.
Didnt we already solve this
"under the table"?
Why are you treating me like a dog?
No, no, no.
Im telling you, Im under pressure too.
Look, if you run around everywhere
like a puppy,
where am I going to find you, right?
If I had this leash,
I could definitely catch you.
Oh no! Why did you turn
into a trolley now?
How am I supposed
to explain this to your mother?
Oh no. Boy! Boy!
I already said,
"under the table" works!
Why? Never seen people under the table?
Free?
Reliable sources say that recently,
a pervert has appeared in our area.
They specialize in knocking
children unconscious,
then dragging them into the toilet
to carry out immoral acts.
This is absolutely unacceptable.
Boss, I hate those perverts the most.
And its not necessarily men.
Sometimes they even dress up as women,
or pretend to be old ladies.
They wait until you lower your guard.
The world is really going downhill.
Morals have completely collapsed, boss.
Do you know what "chloroform" is?
Kolo mee? Dry noodles, I know.
In Sarawak, East Malaysia,
its really delicious.
Kolo mee! All you think about is eating!
Its chloroform. Chloroform!
Its a knock-out drug.
These perverts like to pour
chloroform onto a towel
and cover the victims nose,
knocking them unconscious.
Boss, don't worry.
If I ever run into this pervert,
Ill grab a sandbag as big as my fist
and keep hitting him! Hit him! Hit him!
Boss, I think we dont
even need chloroform.
If you dont let go now,
Ah Lam is going to pass out.
Anyway, stay alert.
Roger that, boss.
Hi. Hold on tight.
Got it wrong.
Where is he?
Kolo mee?
Boy! So youre here! I had
such a hard time finding you.
Why does this old lady keep haunting me?
You suddenly disappeared.
You scared me to death.
Look, youre eating
like a ghost right now.
Let me wipe that for you...
Here too...
- Ouch!
- That hurts!
- I forgot! Toilet.
- It really hurts!
They specialize in knocking
children unconscious,
then dragging them into toilets
to commit immoral acts.
Complete idiot!
They dont even spare kids!
Xiao Yuns dad,
this old lady is really my familys nanny.
Fatty!
Dont be scared!
She must have taught you
to say all these things, right?
- No .
- With me, Ah Beng, here, dont worry.
Nanny?
My boss has already called the police.
You better tell me everything
and hand over your ID!
Singaporean?
A Singaporean come here to work?
Do you think I'm stupid?
No, Im responding to your minister,
to help you Malaysians with "cannot".
- Hey!
- Oh no, no.
To help you create "Malaysia Boleh"!
I said it wrong.
I have a question
that I've always wanted to ask.
That "Malaysia Boleh",
is it a noun, a verb, or an adjective?
Of course, it is a verb.
Let me tell you.
It is still in progress.
We should add an "ing" at the end.
Its not just "Malaysia Boleh",
its "Malaysia Boleh-ing" .
Ill tell you, over all these years,
no matter how many governments
have changed,
the goal is still the same,
still shouting the same slogan,
"Malaysia Boleh-ing"!
Unlike you Singaporeans,
when you come to Johor,
you start chirping like birds.
What kind of chirping?
"Cheep cheep cheep cheep!"
Like birds "cheep cheep cheep"!
So cheap, its insane!
You end up driving up
the prices of everything in Johor.
But youre from Kuala Lumpur.
What does Johors prices
have to do with you?
How does it not concern me?
All my colleagues
went to Singapore to earn
three times the salary.
Im doing the work of three people
all by myself now.
You tell me. Doesnt that
concern me, Ah Beng?
Ah Beng, get out here right now!
Roger, boss!
- Sit here quietly and don't move.
- Okay.
Boss!
Wow, this is serious?
That fat kids father organizes
a lot of big commercial events
in shopping malls every year.
Hes a super VIP.
Offend him, and you offend
our year-end bonus.
Also, I've investigated.
That old lady really is his nanny.
No way, she looks over 80 years old.
So what if shes over a hundred?
Whats the problem with that?
So what do we do now?
Quickly release them, dummy!
Complete idiot!
Roger.
Complete idiot! Where are they?
Hey, you two can go now.
Really? "Under the table"
really can solve problems.
Hurry up and go!
Really, the "under-the-table culture",
- I must learn this!
- I told you so.
- Easy to settle.
- That's right.
Hurry, hurry.
Complete idiot!
Liang Po Po.
I want to ask you. What exactly is love?
Its the middle of the night,
and you want me to tell a ghost story?
No, no, I mean, what really is love?
Love is...
when you create a lot
of trouble because of love,
thats love.
Why do people need love?
Because there are so many
fascinating things about it.
For example, when you
fall in love with someone,
you are willing to do anything for her.
Youd sacrifice yourself
to fulfill the bigger picture.
When that love explodes,
you think of her when you walk,
when you lie down,
even when youre sitting on the toilet.
Love is a very strange thing.
When it comes,
even if you know
you shouldnt love that person,
you still do.
Thats what love is.
Oh... I guess Ive been talking nonsense.
Well, then, just go to sleep.
Grandma, have you seen Xiao Yun?
Xiao Yun?
I think I just saw her
over at the stall outside the school.
Grandma, I'm sorry
about what happened last time.
- Hey, boy, boy! I'm here. No need to look.
- Stop!
Dont come over!
No matter what happens, dont come over!
The snack vendor outside the school
should be your real father.
He has afro hair, same as yours.
Dad... Dad, is that you?
If I shout as loud as I can
Can you hear me?
Dad, is it really you?
Come back and take me home
Im not afraid of the wind or the rain
I just want you to be here...
Xiao Yun, what are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Coming to bully me again?
No, I have something to tell you.
I...
I have a friend...
Let me clarify first.
It's my friend, not me.
Whats going on?
He has a crush on a girl.
He still remembers
the very first time he saw her.
Her smile and her curly hair
made his heart race.
To get the girl's attention,
he was so stupid, he even bullied her.
Pretty dumb, right?
Yeah, I think hes dumb too.
But actually, this boy isnt so bad.
Hes big-built,
tall and strong.
Okay, maybe a bit fat.
Most importantly, his family is rich.
He has a gift he wants to give her,
but he doesnt know
how to say it out loud.
Love is like a melody...
Xiao Yun.
Every moment feels
Just like a sweet embrace
When you are here, the world is new
Every dream comes back to you
And I know Ive found
My perfect time and space...
Old lady!
- Its you.
- What are you watching?
Kids puppy love.
- The fatty wants to date my daughter?
- No, no, no, dont go over there!
Dont, dont, dont ruin
their innocent childhood.
Maybe theyre slowly developing,
then when they grow up,
they become a couple,
get married, have kids.
- Youll be a grandpa then.
- Dont be ridiculous.
That fat kid is a toad
dreaming of eating swan meat.
What swan meat? Don't talk nonsense.
That chubby kid isnt bad either.
Do you two know each other?
- Who knows him?
- Who knows her?
- Xiao Yun, what do you think?
- I want to call the police.
It doesnt have to be that serious...
We can talk it out slowly.
Why go that far?
- Help!
- What are they doing?
- Help!
- Let him go!
- Ah Boy!
- Xiao Yun!
Let him go!
Help!
Let her go!
- Ah! This is my first job!
- Xiao Yun!
Ah Boy! He's been kidnapped.
A childs been kidnapped. Call 999!
What is the number for 999?
999! Just dial 999!
Oh, that's right! 999.
Can't call 999. Call 888.
Not 888.
The kidnappers must be targeting
Kim Po Loh.
My daughter is innocent.
- Yes.
- If we call the police,
they might kill the hostages.
That's right, Ah Boy
can't be in danger either.
How about we go home
and tell his dad? Okay?
Let them handle it. Okay?
Good. The kidnappers
will definitely contact his dad.
Teacher Cheng!
Don't call the police!
Ten million!
Originally, it was only five million,
but now theres suddenly
an extra little girl,
so its double, ten million!
Sir,
you kidnapped one more person.
How is that my business?
I only want my son back.
Im only paying five million.
Boss Kim, Boss Kim.
Im begging you. Lets ransom
them together, together!
That five million,
Ill pay you back slowly.
Ill repay you for the rest of my life!
Dad, I already belong to Xiao Yun.
Without her, I dont want to live anymore.
Honey, did you hear that?
Hurry! Ah Boys life is more important!
- Hurry up.
- Alright, alright.
I will give it to you.
Ten million. How do we
hand it over? You tell me.
I warn you, no police!
Tomorrow morning,
send the oldest person
in your family to deliver the ransom.
Actually, I'm not the oldest,
because my heart is very young.
Liang Po Po, Im begging you.
Ah Boy's life is in your hands now.
Please! And besides, you dont have
that many years left.
- Please!
- Alright, alright.
I'm the oldest. I will go, I will go.
But I've never seen
what ten million looks like.
Oh, I've seen it before.
Actually, five million is a bag this big.
Ten million is two bags.
Hey, very heavy.
Too heavy, brother. Ten million.
- That's right.
- An old lady cant carry that much.
That's right.
Then send one more,
the dumbest one, to go together.
Hey, complete idiot!
Look around. Who do you think
is the stupidest here?
Boss, weve got the person.
But we also caught a little girl.
I know. Someone will take
the girl away later.
Tomorrow, you just go collect
the ransom as planned.
Dont worry about anything else.
If I really die this time,
Im afraid Ill never get another chance.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, no chance?
Actually,
I hadnt finished
what I was saying just now.
Love is like a melody
Flowing through eternity
Every moment feels
Just like a sweet embrace
When youre here, the world is new
Every dream comes back to you
And forever...
Do you want to eat?
Just leave it there.
If theres nothing else, dont come in.
Fine, if you dont want it.
Xiao Yun...
Xiao Yun...
Xiao Yun...
Here are chicken wings. Do you want some?
You eat, you eat.
If theres nothing else,
dont come in again.
Even better if you don't eat.
Ill finish everything myself.
Xiao Yun...
Open the door! What are you staring at?
Your boss sent me.
Where are the goods?
Over there.
SIX-FINGER DEVIL
Boss, we're here.
- Arrived? How are the goods?
- Grade A.
Later, follow the plan
and bring the two kids over.
Understood. Okay.
Brother Tiger, I'm sorry.
I had diarrhea just now.
Lazy people are always full of crap!
Did the boss just call you?
I wonder what the boss looks like.
Ive always been curious.
Brother Tiger, have you ever seen him?
The boss is mysterious,
appears and disappears like a dragon.
Even I've never seen him.
Let alone you.
Who are you two?
You never heard of the "Pasar Gang"?
Rakshasa Gang?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
You never heard of the "Rakshasa Gang"?
This is the famous "Dart Tiger".
Hey!
Dear, dont worry.
Even if it costs me my life,
I will rescue our daughter.
I want both of you to come back safely.
I look at everyone,
and they all seem familiar,
yet not familiar.
The kidnappers are calling.
Hello. Im at the traffic light
in Petaling Street.
How do I hand over the ransom?
Dont rush. Im changing the location.
Ive sent you a pin. Go there.
Hey, this place is too far.
Shes so old. How is she supposed to walk?
Do you see the motorcycle in front of you?
I want you to snatch it immediately
and ride off.
We have to steal a motorbike?
Quick, quick, quick.
Is there a helmet?
Where am I supposed
to find a helmet for you?
- Hey! What are you doing?
- Borrowing it! Borrowing it!
There's a bench in the park ahead.
- Go there.
- Roger!
It feels good to have a man to lean on.
Since we are already here...
Ah! Get off!
Just kidding. Dont be
so serious. Be careful!
Here.
Ouch.
- Hello. We're here.
- That's right.
There is another phone under the bench.
Use it to communicate.
Wow, impressive.
There really is a phone here.
Hurry, pick it up.
Now go to the trash bin 800 meters ahead.
Are you messing with us? We are exhausted!
Over there.
One more thing.
Throw away your own phones.
My phone too?
Hurry!
Oh no, I dont have money
to buy a new phone.
Dont steal my phone.
Ill just leave it here for now.
Its up ahead. Don't waste time.
Hurry, hurry!
- So tired.
- The phone, the phone!
Okay.
There's a trash bin ahead.
Throw the money inside.
The opening is at the bottom.
How do we put it in?
Open the lid!
Are you stupid? I can tell
just by looking at your face.
Complete idiot!
Go, go, go!
Crazy. Out of all places,
they want us to put
the ransom in a trash bin.
Haven't you heard?
The most dangerous place
is the safest place.
Then I can say for sure
that money is definitely
going to disappear.
How do you know?
Because thats how it is in the movies.
Theres a hole underneath,
and the kidnappers
take the money from below.
Why didn't you say so earlier?
You didn't ask me earlier.
- Sorry, sorry.
- It's okay.
Teacher Cheng.
- You are the kidnapper.
- No.
Youre the one going
to collect the ransom!
I'm not the kidnapper. Don't get me wrong.
The phones, the phones!
Come on. Grab your phones first.
- Why do you have our phones?
- Still denying youre a kidnapper
Your phones were there just now.
I kindly picked them up
and brought them to you.
- Why are you following us?
- Right.
No time to explain now.
Lets go save those two kids first.
Lives are at stake.
Wow, you were right!
It's really gone.
After the kidnappers took
the money from the manhole,
theyll definitely come out
from another drain opening.
- Yes.
- Where?
Over there.
The kidnapper must have
gotten into one of those cars.
Complete idiot! So many cars,
which one is it?
What now? The light is turning green!
I have my own GPS.
Three, two, one.
That one!
How do you know?
Did you see something get thrown out?
Yes.
That's my underwear, three days unwashed.
As he opened it, the smell came out.
If he keeps it, hell have bad luck
for three years.
- Liang Po Po, you are amazing!
- Thank you, thank you.
So, should we chase them?
Complete idiot.
Wait, wait a moment.
Liang Po Po, what are you doing?
Someone stole my stuff!
Can you drive and help me chase them?
Hurry, hurry.
Hurry, hurry!
Impressive.
This really earns me some merit points!
Hurry up!
Hurry, hurry. That white car.
That white one!
Hurry.
He has turned to the left. Turn left.
Don't let him run away.
Turn right, turn right.
Hurry up. Don't let him go!
- Hurry!
- Don't worry. Don't worry.
Ill catch up for sure.
When we catch them,
can I make a TikTok video with you?
Shut up!
You still havent told us
why you were following us.
Are you pretending to be a teacher,
going undercover, planning
to kidnap that student?
You are so evil!
Maybe theres a misunderstanding.
Shut up!
Actually,
Kim Po Loh is my half-brother.
Kim Po Loh's father and my mother
divorced many years ago.
I stayed with my mom,
so I was separated from my dad.
Until one day,
I happened to see
the student records at school,
and I found out he was my brother.
But it wasnt convenient for us to meet
because my mom really hated my dad.
So I didn't even tell him.
Thats why yesterday,
when you saw him being kidnapped,
you kept following us.
That's right. See, shes so nice-looking.
How could she be a bad person?
Shut up!
We're gonna be rich!
Awesome!
What should we do with this money?
We can go on a vacation.
Complete idiot!
Wake up, please!
Huat!
So, what about Ah Boy and Xiao Yun?
- Can't find them!
- Can't find them!
Where are the two kids?
We dont know.
Were just here to collect
the money for doing the work.
It's okay.
I have an idea.
We have to force them to talk.
What hurts them the most is their phones.
- No, no.
- Where is the phone?
- I don't have a cell phone.
- Don't lie to me! Here.
Still denying?
Okay.
All your phones are here.
Don't know? Say goodbye.
Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
- No!
Talk now! Where are they?!
We really don't know.
I'm telling you, when I'm angry,
even I'm scared of myself.
Ah Gee!
Violence can't solve the problems.
But violence can solve people
who cause the problems.
Are you talking or not?!
Im a Taekwondo black belt!
- Talk!
- Well talk, well talk!
People like this wont talk
unless you hit them.
Where exactly is my daughter?!
The boss told us to kidnap a chubby kid
and collect the ransom for him.
Who is the boss?
We don't even know who the boss is.
We only communicate by phone.
Call him quickly!
We want too,
but look!
It's broken.
Why did you throw their phones?
I just threw them.
Why did you step on their phones?
What else can we do?
The boss said two people
would come to inspect the 'goods",
and then they took the two kids away.
Who exactly are those two people?!
They said they were from
the Rakshasa Gang.
The Rakshasa Gang...
That name sounds familiar.
I remember now.
I have a friend.
He used to be in the underworld.
He's a prop master
in the film industry now.
He once told me he used to join this gang
and was a member.
He should know where the Rakshasa Gang is.
- Lets go, go, go, go!
- Hurry, hurry!
What about us?
Wait, dont panic. Ill call the police.
Theyll come and rescue you.
Hey, do you guys know the address here?
I want to report to the police,
but I dont know the address.
You got the two kids, right?
Got them.
How do I transfer the money to you?
I dont want the money anymore.
Do whatever you want with them.
You dont want both, either?
Youre even crazier than I am.
Dont bother. Keep an eye on these people.
Theyre searching for the two kids.
Ah Seng.
Rakshasa Gang...
Theyre the most brutal
human-trafficking syndicate
in all of Southeast Asia.
They specialize in kidnapping
both adults and children.
They have an extremely cruel leader,
nicknamed
the Six-Finger Devil.
Hes even more mysterious than Liu Dazuo.
Even his own subordinates
have never seen him.
He has two trusted lieutenants.
One is called Dart Tiger,
and the other is Sim Jia Yi.
Anyone named Jia Yi is always a beauty.
Shhh! I'm not finished yet.
They are inhumane.
They chop off the childrens arms,
cut off their legs.
If the kids dont obey,
theyll tear them apart limb by limb,
then send them out to beg for money.
Excuse me. Don't block the way.
Beggar in position.
If not, theyll cut out their organs
and sell them on the black market.
After the kids are kidnapped,
theyre sent to a place
called a transit hub.
The next day, theyll be shipped overseas.
Ah Seng, where is this transit hub?
Ive been out of the underworld
for many years.
The transit hub has already moved.
But I have a sworn older brother.
His name is Viper.
He might know.
Pass this to him.
He will understand.
The address has been sent to you.
Remember.
We have never met.
The boss said we need
to watch out for these people.
Theyre searching everywhere
for those two kids.
- What should we do?
- Who cares.
Just finish this job properly.
This year, well be rich.
Xiao Yun.
Do you think... Are they dead?
Maybe just fainted.
Xiao Yun.
It is so dangerous. How can you not cry?
Your dad may be useless right now,
but I promise you, Dad will protect you.
Just like this doll.
As long as its by your side,
it will protect you.
Dad will definitely come and save me.
With the security doll protecting me,
everything will be okay.
Xiao Yun...
Love is like a melody...
Why is there background music?
I didn't even turn on the radio.
Every moment...
No, not again!
Oh...
WELCOME
If there is, say yes.
If there is none, say no.
Im coming in to check if anyones here.
No ones here.
Did we come to the wrong place?
I'm sure we're right.
See that? There are poisonous snakes.
Look. Red snake, rattlesnake,
green bamboo snake, mountain black viper.
All of them are "eating snakes".
That one has glasses.
Should be a cobra.
Come on! Come on!
Still cant catch you? Stab you! Stab you!
White Bone Devil.
I will stab you to death!
Stab you! Stab you! Stab you!
Brother Viper.
Its Ah Seng who sent us to find you.
Ah Seng? Ah Seng is here?
Ah Seng, where are you?
Ah Seng.
Have you been struggling
these past few years?
Why do you have so many wrinkles
on your face now?
Brother Viper, maybe put
the glasses back on first?
I'm Liang Po Po, not Ah Seng.
- Luckily.
- Ah Seng told us
that you know where the Rakshasa Gang is.
I can't help you.
I've been out of the Rascal Gang for ages.
He said, if you see this thing,
you will definitely help us.
Please take a look.
Once,
Ah Seng and I
went through hardships together
and shared prosperity side by side.
When we were at our hardest times,
the two of us shared
a single pair of underwear,
taking turns wearing it,
too reluctant to even wash it.
The smell from those years...
still etched in my memory.
Ah Seng,
I miss you so much.
Are you doing well over there?
The name etched in my memory...
What are you doing?
I'm just afraid of copyright infringement.
For Ah Seng's sake...
Well, I'll help you this once.
Wow, Brother Viper, you are crying.
I am not.
Yes, you are crying.
Something got into my eye.
He's tearing.
Again...
Brother Tiger, I need
to go to the bathroom.
Lazy people... Too much pee and poop!
SIX-FINGER DEVIL
Hello, boss.
Brother Tiger,
a client urgently needs
a heart transplant.
Need O-negative blood type.
Help me to check it out.
O-negative. Let me check.
Comfortable...
Hey, the report is out.
Boss just called.
Client needs O-negative
for a heart transplant.
Need O-negative blood type.
This blood type is very rare.
Number 3, whos that?
Wow, this move...
Its gotta work! Yay!
My God,
so many movies
have used this trick already.
- Really?
- If this keeps up,
nobody will watch your movies anymore.
I heard that this year,
Matts directing a movie, Double Jack!
Who are they?
- Really great?
- Very famous?
Whats so great about it?
Double Jack, man.
Now people are into Diqing.
As far as I know,
once the kids reach the transit station,
within 24 hours, theyll be sent overseas.
So today, we must set off and rescue them.
Then whats our plan?
Don't worry, Ive got
my own brilliant idea.
Ah Beng.
I tell you.
I will definitely save your daughter.
Excuse me. I'm here.
- Really? It's impossible.
- Hello.
THE GLAMOROUS WORLD
Teacher, youre acting
kind of strange today.
Strange? What do you mean by "strange"?
Youre3 strangely cute.
Since I met you,
my back is getting thicker.
Because I will always
be behind you, protecting you.
If you want to protect me,
you shouldnt be behind me.
You should be standing
in front of me, blocking for me.
Sister Jia Yi, Im Viper.
I have three O-negative "durians" on hand.
Do you want them?
Let me check the goods first.
Later, Ill send my men to deliver them.
My boss, Viper,
told me to deliver some durians.
I cant take it anymore.
- I need to go to the bathroom.
- Hold it for a bit.
I cant. Ive already reached
the breaking point.
Youre one of Vipers men?
Yeah.
So you are Sim Jia Yi?
Ke Zhen-Tung.
All these "durians" are here.
Theyre all K-type.
Sorry, they're all O-negative.
If I find out theyre fake,
you and all of them...
Ill kill every single one of you!
Take this one to my room.
Ill personally inspect the goods.
Though these days were brief
They were the most
Beautiful moments of my life
If heaven has decided
That someone must be sacrificed
Then let it be me
Dont grieve for me anymore
I am willing to trade my life for yours
Let me be the lone hero
As long as I still have
A small place in your heart
Even though Im just
A passerby in your life...
Stay safe.
In the days ahead, you must live well
Just remember, once in your life
There was a foolish boy
Who once shone brightly in your life
Im in so much pain that my mother
wouldnt recognize me.
Speaking of my mom,
I havent gone home
to see her in a long time.
Shes all alone at home,
lonely and helpless.
If something happened,
no one would even know.
Theres no one better
In this world than a mother
A child with a mother
Is like a treasured gem
Shut up!
Hey, what are you doing?
Nothing. I want a drink too.
You guys drink. Go ahead.
It's all her fault.
Why are you singing
that "Mom is the Best" song?
Its making me miss my mom a little.
My mom is all alone at home.
Im such an unfilial son.
Do you know how hard it was
for your mother, being pregnant
for ten whole months?
She hoped to raise you properly,
so youd grow up to be someone useful.
If I were your mother, Id smash
that wine bottle over your head.
Smash your head. Smash your head.
And if there wasnt a bottle,
Id use a wooden stick
to knock some sense into you,
beat you awake, beat you awake!
I'm not sure which one it is.
Wow, bingo!
How are you all? Are you okay?
- Are you okay?
- I am okay.
- I wasn't there...
- Are you safe?
No...
Judging from his face,
he looks pretty satisfied.
No, it's not what you think.
Heres what actually happened.
I am still pure, okay?
Enough talk. Let's save
Xiao Yun and Kim Po Loh first.
- Go, go, go!
- That's right, that's right.
Hurry, hurry! Lets split up and search.
Im being honest.
I can only take on two at most.
I can handle one.
I can only handle one too.
Dont worry. Leave the rest to me.
Youre really leaving everything to me?
Put your nearsighted glasses back on!
Did not get hit?
Wow, now you look really handsome.
What are you staring at?
Go find your daughter!
- Oh. right.
- Go, go, go!
Liang Po Po! Liang Po Po!
Xiao Yuns dad! Xiao Yuns dad!
Xiao Yuns dad!
- We are here.
- Ill go look for the keys.
Where is Xiao Yun?
They have already taken Xiao Yun away.
Where did they take her?
- Dont be afraid. Were here to save you.
- Xiao Yun!
Xiao Yun!
Where is Xiao Yun now?
They seemed to say
theyre taking Xiao Yun
to replace a heart.
Replace a heart? Replace what heart?
Why didnt you protect Xiao Yun?!
- Don't do that.
- Brother Beng, calm down.
He's just a little boy.
Calm down, calm down.
Its all your fault. Look.
You wouldnt listen.
Replace what heart?
Why replace a heart?
Xiao Yun, where are you?
Xiao Yun, where are you?
Xiao Yun!
Xiao Yun, where are you?!
Search function activated.
Searching for Xiao Yun
Whats that sound?
The prize you won earlier.
- This is for you.
- Doesnt Xiao Yun have the same watch?
Yes, with a tracking function.
- The positioning system.
- Shes nearby, nearby!
- Go find Xiao Yun.
- Hurry, hurry.
Go. Ill handle things here.
Save us, save us, save us.
Say it.
The O-negative blood type heart
has already been found.
Son,
there is good news.
Youll be fine very soon.
Daddy has found a suitable heart for you.
Its being delivered right now.
Hold on a little longer, okay?
The boss said five oclock
at an abandoned area on Jalan Sulaiman.
My stomach hurts.
I need to go to the bathroom.
Dont try any funny business!
It really hurts.
Brother Tiger,
I think maybe we should take her
to the bathroom first.
If something happens to her later,
and the buyer refuses the goods,
thatd be a real disaster.
Stop at the R&R nearby.
- Sure, its here. Hurry, get out and look.
- Okay, okay.
- Split up and search! Split up and search!
- Okay, okay.
- Wait for me.
- Hurry up.
- Speak.
- Brother Tiger,
the little girls father has followed us.
She must be carrying a tracking device.
Trying to play tricks?! Move!
Xiao Yun!
Have you all seen a little girl?
Theres someone inside!
This security-guard doll is really cute.
Kid, where did you find this doll?
I found it over there.
Is it yours?
Yes. Thank you so much.
Xiao Yun!
Xiao Yun!
Over there!
Did you find Xiao Yun?
Why is the watch here?
The kidnappers must have known
the watch had a tracker,
so they threw it away.
Doesnt that mean theres no hope anymore?
Dont cry. Xiao Yun
still has her dad holding on.
The boss said five oclock
at an abandoned area on Jalan Sulaiman.
If you press his stomach,
hell record audio.
...at an abandoned area on Jalan Sulaiman.
There is a chance!
Dont think anymore.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, go!
Hurry up!
The blood type and organ compatibility
are all fine, right?
No problem.
What about the money?
After the surgery is done,
Ill transfer it to Six-Finger Devil.
Don't worry.
Everyone, go get ready.
Go get your blood tested.
The Sulaiman area is here, right?
Let's go.
Ah Boy, remember, dont run around.
Stay in the car. Well be back very soon.
Wait here. Dont run off.
Where is my daughter?!
Xiao Yun!
I was just gesturing, thats all.
Don't misunderstand.
We Singaporeans never like
to challenge people.
Oh right, right. I am from Singapore.
My name is Liang Po Po.
I am 85 years old.
I came to Malaysia to look for work.
I'll be honest with you.
Dont get scared when I say this.
I also know huu...
Tiger Crane Kung Fu.
- You dare kiss me!
- Okay, okay.
I lost.
I will roll down myself.
No need to bother you.
Xiao Yun!
Where is my daughter?
Where is my daughter?!
Im a black belt.
You think Im just playing around?
Dont come any closer!
Stop hitting me!
Wow, impressive, you can really act!
Don't hit me. I am 85 years old.
If you hit me, and it goes on social
media, youll die a very ugly death.
Dont be angry. Lets play
a TikTok game, okay?
This game is popular now.
I even brought my props.
Sometimes when theres
no toilet paper, I save myself.
This can kill people.
Dont think I dont have good stuff.
I like eating salted fish.
Hold this for me first.
Let me ask you.
Which hurts more when hitting the head?
This one.
Aiya, of course, the head hurts more!
You dont even know that.
Even though your dad
isnt very useful now,
but Dad will always protect you.
Honey, dont worry.
Even if I lose my life,
I will still save our daughter.
I want both of you to come back together.
Xiao Yun!
Xiao Yun!
What are you doing?!
Let go of my daughter!
Call me only after youre done.
Big boss.
Please let my daughter go.
Were both fathers.
I understand how you feel.
But if I let your daughter go,
what about my son?
Between them, only one can live.
Im willing to take her place.
One life for another.
Take whatever organ you want.
Take anything.
Stop claiming that. Im not his daughter!
This man isnt my father at all.
Im not related to him
by blood in any way.
My dad and mom are both AB-type.
AB-type parents
cant possibly give birth
to an O-negative daughter.
So... So hes not my father at all.
So you already knew.
Please go. I'm begging you. Go now.
You still have a chance
to have another child.
My wife is already gone.
We only have one son.
I will give you one million
to buy this person.
After all, she's not even
your biological child.
I only have one daughter.
Her name is Xiao Yun.
No amount of money will make me sell her!
Even if I lose my life,
Ill still take her away.
Dont be stupid. Leave now!
Im not leaving.
If we leave,
we leave together.
If we die,
we die together, Xiao Yun!
Big boss.
I beg you. Please let my daughter go.
I beg you.
I beg you.
Please let my daughter go.
Release my daughter.
Dad.
Are you okay?
Help me deal with them.
Ill give you another ten million.
Please don't.
- Son.
- Daddy!
Just let them go.
Even if I replace my heart with hers,
my heart,
for the rest of my life,
Ill never truly be at peace.
But son,
as long as you have a healthy heart,
you will recover.
If I live without a conscience,
whats the point of living?
- I wont do the transplant.
- Son.
I wont do it.
- Son, dont be like this. Be good.
- Let me die.
Dont do this, son. Stop!
- I dont want to drag others down.
- Stop. Stop!
I promise you. I promise you.
If we cant find
a suitable voluntary donor,
Ill give you mine. Ill give you mine.
Be good.
Dart Tiger, let them go.
I will personally explain
to the Six-Finger Devil myself.
Once Six Fingers makes a move,
the winds and clouds change,
the underworld is shaken,
and not a blade of grass is left standing.
Sorry about that.
Just now, when I took a dump,
I dont know if it was too big,
but it clogged the entire toilet.
Wouldnt flush.
Hey, are we done here?
Brother Tiger, what happened to you?
Arent you Dart Tiger,
the super-skilled one?
Why did you stab yourself instead?
Does it hurt?
Does it hurt?
Pretty fun, huh?
Does it really hurt?
It really hurts!
I am the Six-Finger Devil.
- Boss.
- Tiger, bring the two kids over.
Understood.
Brother Tiger, sorry about that.
I just had diarrhea earlier.
I dont even know
what the boss looks like.
The boss is like a divine dragon,
appears and disappears.
Even Ive never seen him.
Hello, boss.
I have a client who needs
an O-negative heart.
Comfortable...
Six-Finger Devil actually has five fingers
plus one middle finger.
Thats pretty insane.
Uh, sorry. Can you remove the mosaic?
What are you gesturing at? I cant see it.
Hey, this is a Chinese New Year movie.
Many children are watching.
- There are two right here.
- Sorry.
And you too.
You took a gun.
So, whats the situation now?
This is really great.
A big, happy reunion ending.
Just shed a couple of tears
and suddenly theres no need
for a heart transplant anymore?
"Boss.
Im begging you.
Please let my daughter go."
How about we give you
a Best Actor award instead?
Boss.
Why did you pretend to be Silly Dragon?
Let me tell you.
Life is just too miserable.
I originally only wanted to pretend
to be a low-level thug,
to sneak into the underworld
and satisfy my acting itch,
to experience a different kind of life.
Who wouldve thought that you bunch
would show up and mess everything up?
Six Finger Devil, stop this.
Ill pay you again.
Youre really great, you know.
Youre just like him.
Great in the same way.
You too.
How about we play a game?
What about I shoot the father first?
Or the daughter?
Father? Father, daughter,
father, daughter?
Oh, this is so annoying!
- Fine. Daughter then.
- Don't hurt my daughter!
This kind of thing,
you people love it the most.
I hate it the most.
All the crying and shouting.
Please don't hurt us.
Alright then, lets change the game.
Well play "eeny, meeny" instead.
Eeny, meeny...
Point at someone to be the soldier.
Teacher.
Teacher, go die!
Gee!
Gee!
Gee!
I had no intention of shooting you.
Why did you come out?
Fine, Ill shoot
the main character instead.
Dont move!
Gee!
Why is it that at moments like this,
the police always show up?
Did the screenwriter mess this up or what?
Gee!
You cant die.
Why are you so foolish?
Didn't you say you would
protect me from behind?
Why did you come to the front?
Because you once said
if I wanted to protect you,
I had to stand in front of you
and block for you.
Gee!
- What do we do?
- Gee!
- Gee!
- What do we do?
Xiao Yun.
Youve grown up now.
I want to tell you a story.
Back then, your mommy had leukemia.
Although she recovered,
her body was still very weak.
Your mommy and I really wanted a child.
Nine years ago, your mommy
finally became pregnant.
But sadly,
the baby lost its heartbeat
while still in her womb.
Honey...
You just discharged from the hospital.
Have a rest first.
I'm fine.
Once my body feels better,
we can try again.
Silly... Maybe heaven
wants us to spend more time
as just the two of us.
Try again? Dont try anymore.
These things, dont keep them.
Throw them all away.
No point hurting ourselves by remembering.
Go lie down and rest.
Dear.
I'm sorry, Xiao Yun,
that I'm only telling you
this true story now.
Dad, I love you.
Thats hardcore. One hit,
two hits, hundreds of hits.
Ah Boy is missing! He is not in the car.
Theres only this note,
telling his dad to go
to this place to save him.
You idiot!
Isn't the story over yet?
I know who did this already.
- Kim Po Loh!
- Ah Boy!
- Ah Boy!
- We are here!
- Kim Po Loh!
- Ah Boy!
Where are you, Ah Boy!
Dad! Mom! Save me.
Save me! I'm so scared!
Save me!
Ah Boy, don't worry.
- Save me!
- Dad is here to save you.
Don't move!
Kim Po Loh.
Don't scold him. Just forget about it.
Mom, how could you
let a kid be treated like this?
Granny, did you see Xiao Yun?
Outside the school, near that stall.
Hes already gone out!
- Help!
- Let him go!
How do I pay the ransom?
You dont want both, either?
Youre even crazier than I am.
Save me!
No one is allowed to move!
Mei Ping.
Mom, don't!
Don't!
Your mother?
Are you Jia Yi?
Dont come any closer!
- If I make this cut,
- Dont!
- your precious son will fall from up there
- No!
- and turn into minced meat!
- No!
- No, no!
- I don't want to!
I don't want to!
Mei Ping, I know Ive wronged you.
What exactly do you want?
Mom, dont do anything stupid.
Youll get my little brother
killed like this.
Brother?
Hes not your biological brother.
You only have one brother.
Kah Meng.
Kah Meng died because of him.
This man killed him!
Mei Ping, its not like that.
Listen to me.
Shut up! I dont want to hear it!
I dont want to hear anything!
Back then, it was you.
You were greedy!
Youre greedy for that fat womans money!
You abandoned the two of us,
mother and daughter.
And you stole our son away!
I hate you so much!
Listen to my explanation, okay?
Whats there to explain?!
You knew very well
that the childs liver had problems.
Why didnt you take good care of him?
It was you. You killed our son!
I want to avenge my son!
Don't!
Look!
I already donated my liver to him!
But in the end,
there was still severe rejection.
Mei Ping.
I didnt take good care of our son.
Its my fault.
Take my old life instead.
Please let go of my son.
I beg you. I beg you.
I beg you! I beg you! I beg you.
Im begging you! Im begging you!
Im begging you! Im begging you!
Im begging you, please let him go!
Help!
Ah Boy!
Help!
Help!
Help me!
Help!
I don't want to!
Thats intense. One hit,
two hits, 300 hits!
I don't want to!
Ah! Im going to fall off the building!
- Hurry, go save him!
- No!
Hurry, I cant stop it anymore!
Go now!
No!
Kim Po Loh!
Ah Boy!
Are you okay?
Luckily nothing happened.
Ill go turn myself in.
You idiot.
Why turn yourself in?
You didnt break any laws.
You are the stepmother,
taking your stepson bungee jumping.
Thats not illegal, right? Right?
Right, right, right. Just bungee jumping.
Just bungee jumping. Nothing wrong.
I was wrong. I was wrong!
A big, happy reunion ending after all.
Eh, but just now, when I panicked,
I knew how to go up here.
Now Ive forgotten how
to get down... What do I do?
Complete idiot.
Then you can just stay up there.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
Its not often that Singapore
and Malaysia work together
to do something good,
and now you all turned ungrateful.
I'm coming up to save you now.
A complete idiot
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- Open your mouth. Open your mouth.
- Dad, lower it a bit.
- Is it accurate?
- Lets take a look.
Wow!
- Xiao Yun!
- Brother Beng.
In-laws, please take
good care of us in the future.
That's right, in-laws.
I haven't agreed yet.
Since everyone is so happy,
this trip, Ill cover all the expenses.
You wont refuse now, right?
Trying to bribe us?
It's okay, theyre so rich.
Come, come, lets take a group photo.
Come on, come on.
If Ah Gee were in this photo too,
it would be perfect.
Hey, I just went to the toilet!
Why are you talking like Im already gone?
No, it is not.
How is your chest?
Sometimes it aches a little, on and off.
But its okay, Ive accumulated
enough good karma.
- Won the girl in the end.
- Slow down, slow down.
I still havent agreed yet.
- Dad.
- You win.
Let's take one more picture.
Come, ready, three, two, one!
Wong Bai Wan has arrived.
Thank you all so much.
If you hadnt stopped me,
I really wouldve made a huge mistake.
I understand.
All of us who are fathers,
we can definitely relate.
Thank you for not
pressing charges against me.
This is just a small token
of my appreciation. Its for you.
What is it?
Open it and see.
Wow, thats really expensive.
No, I cant accept this.
Take it. Good dad.
Thank you, thank you.
This is for you.
Gift basket from Souper Tang.
Take it home and nourish
your body properly.
- Thank you.
- Hows your health now?
I had a heart transplant last month.
The donor was a Singaporean.
Wow, so now you have a Malaysian body
with a Singaporean heart.
Wow, Singapore and Malaysia one heart.
Thank you.
Where is Liang Po Po?
I just saw her.
There.
Hey, Liang Po Po.
Liang Po Po, come over here!
Liang Po Po, come,
let's take a picture together.
Singapore and Malaysia
are like two old separated sisters
for a long time.
They each do things differently.
One solves everything through the law.
The other believes
everything can be discussed.
Neither way is right or wrong,
because each has its own supporters.
Because of these differences,
small arguments are inevitable.
But after every quarrel,
we always ask ourselves,
why argue over such small things?
Only by complementing each other,
helping each other make up for weaknesses,
can we become more complete.
We must not forget history,
but we must never be trapped in it,
unable to move forward.
Not for any other reason,
just so the next generation
can have a happier, better future.
Where is Liang Po Po?
Liang Po Po is not human.
She's an angel!
Liang Po Po was sent by God to save us.
Thank you, Liang Po Po.
Liang Po Po, we will miss you.
Liang Po Po, I love you!
Hey! Come over here!
Im treating you all to ice cream. Hurry!
Free ice cream!
Wait a minute. Before eating,
I have a question to ask you.
Be honest with me, okay?
What?
Is my hair messy?
Liang Po Po, after everything
that happened,
I realized that Singapore and Malaysia
are even more like one family now.
Actually, weve always been one family.
Thats true, thats true!
Come on, lets do the lou sang!
May prosperity soar!
Who actually invented this?
Dont tell me this was invented
by you Singaporeans again.
If it wasnt invented by Singaporeans,
then who else?
Of course, it was us Malaysians
who invented it!
Of course, it was us Singaporeans!
Let me tell you, this lou sang
was invented by our minister,
whose grandfather
migrated to Malaysia in 1941...
Shut up!
What do you all think?
If you think Singaporeans invented it,
shout "Singapore" now!
If you think Malaysians invented it,
shout "Malaysia" loudly!
Wow, Lamborghini! Who is this person?
Hello, everyone.
Sorry, I'm late.
Hello, Maggie.
Your girlfriend?
Liang Po Po, let me introduce again.
This is my wife.
You see, nowadays there
are CCTV cameras everywhere.
In Singapore, if we report to the police,
people get caught very quickly.
Dont you have CCTV here?
I have lots of CCTV here.
- Thats great.
- But its kind of weird.
Whenever something happens,
either it wont record
or it breaks.
Its really nice having a man to rely on.
I cant even put it into words.
Call 999 immediately!
Wait, lets try again.
The phone wont come out.
Call 999 immediately!
- Still cant get it out?
- You cant find your phone?
Don't cry anymore.
These are not tears.
But my sweat,
because I am a man.
How are you all? Are you okay?
- Are you okay?
- I am okay.
- I didnt get my face earlier.
- Did you have a safe trip?
Safe trip.
Sis Sim, someone has escaped!
Its you, Sim Jia Yi!
Cut! I saw Director Neos hand in front.
THE DIRECTOR IS VERY FOCUSED, BUT...
DIRECTOR KEEPS EATING
KEEPS EATING
STILL EATING
DIRECTOR WANTS TO START MUKBANG
- Liang Po Po, are you okay?
- Im fine, Im fine.
I forgot to take my medicine
when I came out just now.
- What medicine are you taking?
- Birth control pills.
What? Birth control pills?
Youre really something.
I mean, because of motion sickness,
I need to take
anti-motion-sickness medicine.
Motion sickness medicine. Oh my.
Press one to report a case for yourself.
Press two to report for someone else.
Press three to report
for both yourself and someone else.
Three, three, three.
Press one to agree with the report.
If you disagree,
you must first press "agree".
Only if you disagree can I agree
to your disagreement.
I agree that you should die!
Oh, right, right.
Wow, why did you take off your shoes?
They smell!
Did you put money inside your shoes?
You didnt check the meter earlier.
But Ill still give you 100 ringgit
out of conscience.
Liang Po Po.
Forget about this 100 ringgit.
You came here to earn a living in ringgit.
I kind of feel sorry for you.
Let me help with your luggage.
- Hey, you really don't want it?
- No, no, no. I'll go get your bag.
- Its just a little stinky.
- It's okay.
Just wash it, and itll be fine.
This security guard, Ah Beng...
From the very beginning,
he had everything planned out.
He also arranged a grandmother,
Liang Po Po, who looks harmless,
to go work as a nanny
at Kim Po Loh's house.
- My back aches...
- Waist hurts...
Back hurts...
Massage it for you.
It's raining. I have to go home
and take in the laundry.
Why bother to take in the laundry?
Theyre going to be taken off anyway.