Amar Prem Ki Prem Kahani (2024) Movie Script
Hello, I am Amarjit Minhas.
Welcome to my wedding story.
It all started when I turned 18.
I was in the prime of my youth,
with a body like a ball,
and I secretly got a tattoo from Grandpa.
Grandpa, I want that carnival.
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I had six sisters who were my idols.
I always got what I wanted.
Finally, I got a bullet.
The most beautiful girl in town,
Mandy, showed me her attention.
It was like all the girls in college
had dreams and fantasies about me.
The power of my one-sided love
will soon bring you home!
But I was unlucky in love.
I could only be friends with girls.
He became friends with me again.
It wouldn't take long for him to change his mind.
I had my eyes on someone else.
There was someone I wanted to spend my youth with.
And that was Manar Munjal.
I couldn't even dream
of telling this to my family
Because they wouldn't love me anymore.
Nandini won't be with Manar.
Are you crazy?
Sameer is only Nandini's.
He's already of marriageable age.
I had 4 kids at his age!
You didn't have a job or a life!
My son is famous everywhere.
With this sneaky and youthful act,
he's definitely going to ruin our reputation!
How could I tell Grandpa
that my heart problems
would cause
his grief
Ok!
Pinky and Sweety got married.
- But uncle...
- What?
You'd better think about marriage and children.
These discussions were suffocating me.
I would be scared.
I would be terrified.
Look how thirsty he is!
How thirsty!
I'll fix it, Grandpa.
I couldn't hold back any longer.
That's when an idea came to me.
London.
Call our son-in-law in Bathinda.
OK the girl who proposed.
She wants to go to her uncle in London!
Your uncle is a crook!
If you mention his name again,
you'll get a good beating.
- Listen...
- No!
You have no right to interfere this time.
I insist.
Grandpa had no idea
about unrestrained desires.
He was cheated on as a child
and married
and lost his youth.
I lost my son and his wife.
I can't let my grandson be taken away from me
especially to that wolf.
He left and never came back!
He's doing the same thing...
No!
Grandpa, I want to go.
- Listen...
- Dad...
I won't argue.
Now I had two spies
who were after me!
Grandpa, I'm going.
I did my job.
Tim, I'm missing my flight.
It won't be long.
Let's eat something quickly.
Come with us. You won't get any of this food there.
What's wrong with Uncle Bathinda?
Let's go back to Bathinda, Live.
Your family doesn't value us anymore.
What?
What are you saying?
You know it yourself.
What sin did I commit?
That I got a car without air conditioning?
I came to chase statistics.
May God protect you, my son. Don't forget us
On the contrary.
Bali, he's only leaving in 15 days.
Don't bother.
Uncle, you come in our car.
- Okay.
- That uncle came in your car.
We told him he had an air conditioner...
Oh my God! It's like you're trying
to kill me!
You love your little son-in-law more than me!
He'll get to the airport early.
Say this.
If the little groom was more important to you,
You should have said I should marry his sister!
- Mom!
- He's so talkative!
What are you saying?
He's right.
They gave us a small car for the suite wedding.
What's the deal with the suite wedding now?
Of course there is.
Two people at the wedding took a bath before me.
Listen...
I had to wait for 10 minutes at the bathroom.
You're already causing a riot.
- I'm going to be late.
- Okay, son.
Listen to me.
What...
Listen to me.
Thanks to uncle, my love story began that day.
If I hadn't been late because of his nagging,
Sir, this is the business class line. Please go over there.
There's a really long line there.
Please let me check in here.
Or I'll miss my flight.
There's no way I can miss this flight.
Please step aside or I'll call security.
- So...
- What for?
Sir, this is the business class line.
Wow! How classy!
Can we just put aside our labels and badges for a moment
and just act like normal people?
Can you please skip this class and
and give a little bit of attention to yourself?
All that hope and desire
is tied to this flight.
Wow! I'm sick of this situation.
Let's go. Your humanity is meaningless to these people.
Sir, give it to me.
I'll check you in.
Here you go, sir.
Well, you could do the same for me.
The line is very long.
Thank you very much.
- The groom is running away?
- How did you know?
This? My family is really excited about traveling abroad.
This is the first time?
Don't worry. Let me know if you need any help.
Same row, next seat.
Ah. Thank you very much.
Did you practice those lines?
No, Dad! I'm a master at playing with people's emotions.
I learned this skill when I was young and went to London.
Are you eating?
Are you eating something?
Let's go to the waiting room.
Are you coming in these clothes?
No, I'll change it.
Okay, see you then.
Cheers.
Sorry, it's a family tradition.
I understand.
- Sorry, another courier.
- Sir's eyes.
Let me.
Let me make a courier for this Punjabi gentleman too.
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I was calm on the outside, but I was stressed on the inside.
I was ready for a big leap.
The next step was marriage.
The first thing was to find out his name.
I'll marry you, where would you be without me?
Don't ask anything.
I was poor
And I prayed to see you.
Let's go.
You idiot, Amar.
Why did you even have hope?
You've seen better boys than me.
Get a grip.
He wanted to know his name!
He has a girlfriend.
- What? Did you say girlfriend?
- Uncle!
- No...
- Don't tell me, uncle.
Here they call me Gorg.
Our age difference
isn't that big.
You came all this way
and found a girlfriend!
Did you fly together?
Did you count her?
No, Dad, it's not like that.
Oh, Dad! I know how to get to know people.
I'm sure you fell in love with me, not a hundred times.
- I... let's go.
- Okay.
You've come to the right place.
People fall in love overnight here.
Do you understand?
I haven't been here in 20 years.
Come on, let's take a walk.
Come on.
Come in.
I'm not an uncle here.
What happens in the club
Stays in the club.
You see, I don't have a wife
So I'm not afraid.
Have fun.
Here, take this.
- Excuse me.
- If you like, I can accompany you.
Daddy can't let you go.
Leave it.
- Leave it
- Or Daddy will have two friends tonight
.
Run, these cows are walking hard.
Take it.
Damn!
Thank you so much
for helping me again.
You suddenly went missing
and you went to the club!
No, Dad! I wanted to go to the bathroom.
I'm not like that.
I have a boyfriend.
You have a girlfriend too.
Elena?
She's my best friend.
I can't have a girlfriend for life
And I can't be with anyone for more than one night.
You better stay away from me.
Why?
I'll ruin your life.
This is the restaurant I work at.
And we avoid that bar too.
Everyone is going to that bar except us.
That's the problem.
We're stuck in a rut.
That guy's taking all the customers.
Of course it is.
Who would choose a shabbier place?
- What do you mean?
- I mean your cafe is old and outdated.
Change the decor.
This Indian-Mungalo pizza is making me sick.
Change the menu.
- Let me eat something from there.
- From there?
You're betraying your uncle!
- That guy's a fraud.
- So what?
Your uncle thinks
that cafe owner wants to eat you.
Stay away from that Bengali.
He's a very bad person.
What did you break?
I'll end up begging.
I told you to stay away from me
But you're not me.
- I didn't know...
- My cafe is across from your uncle's?
Let me show you.
- Statistics!
- I'm here, uncle.
Don't worry, I won't eat you.
You're not my type anyway.
Do you need help?
Do you think I need help?
Please.
Relax, Dad.
Let me take you to a party.
- No.
- Why?
I'm not in the mood.
What can I do to change your mind?
Only a miracle can change my mind.
- So what's your name?
- I'm Amar.
No, Dad. Amar, Prem.
Just Amar.
Amarjeet Minhas.
No Amar Prem.
My name is Prem.
Premjit Chatterjee.
What?
I can't believe it, it's so cool.
Don't worry, as you know,
you're not my type.
What's your type?
Someone who gives me their number right away
And locks the door when they leave
And blocks me.
What's your type?
Someone who deletes the number from their phone
But not from the heart.
How romantic!
I just realized why you're not my type.
- Come on.
- I'm not coming...
The last time I went to the club, it was really bad.
If something goes wrong again...
Don't worry, nothing will happen.
Come on.
Oh my God, princess.
- How are you, wizard?
- Welcome.
Thank you.
Hello, Prem.
You're not coming to us anymore.
- This is not right.
- I'm sorry, Bharat.
How are you?
- I'm fine, thank you.
- Nice to see you.
By the way, this is my friend Amar.
- Amar, this is Bharat and Pali.
- Hello.
That's never going to bring a man.
I keep telling her
To find a good man and live her life.
Oh, come on, Dad!
What's wrong? Come on.
Does he know about you?
Yeah.
Statistics?
Excuse me, guys, just a second.
Statistics!
Statistics!
Statistics?
What happened?
What are they thinking now?
If you're so worried that you can't live.
Please go. You have no right
to waste me like this.
It's my fault.
I don't know why I came with you.
They think you and I are the same.
Hey, I brought you here as a friend.
I was getting bored of Mongolian pizza
And Paulumi had made Indian food.
But I apologize.
It's not in the nature of a classy person like you to be with a commoner like me!
You better stay away from me.
Amar, what's wrong?
Nothing, Grandma.
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
Yeah, I got excited,
I told you not to be in a bad mood.
No, Grandma.
I missed you.
Come and see me here!
Why are you upset, idiot?
You're in a very beautiful city.
Have you ever been to Shoreditch?
There's a lot of cool tableware there.
You'll love it.
Your mom showed me all over London.
With mom?
Yeah.
She was a very good woman, but your father...
May God have mercy on him...
He was my son...
But he didn't have the looks!
But your mother was very beautiful. Like Hema Malini.
People asked why she married your dad!
What did she say?
Nothing.
She didn't care at all.
She said...
We only live once.
If I want to think about these things, I haven't lived!
Don't think about it too much either.
Okay?
It's a beautiful city.
Go and enjoy life.
Okay, Grandma.
I want to see London with you.
No, Dad.
If we ever meet again, you'll know...
I'm really sorry about last night.
I mean, I come from a village
and the people there...
Coffee?
El, can you talk to me for a minute?
Okay.
You're in London now,
So Buckingham Palace...
Soho.
Well done!
"Let's break tradition"
"And make a few mistakes"
"You have such an effect on me"
"As if on Abram"
"You are the best"
"I'm crazy"
"I can't"
"Stay away from you"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We got drunk"
"In the night full of heat"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"This life"
"We swallow"
"The boat"
"Boat"
"Two boats"
"Paper"
"Floating"
"Let them be"
"Free"
"I And so are you"
"We gather together and we spark"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We swallow this life"
"Come on, break the tradition "Let's do it"
"And make a few mistakes"
"You have such an effect on me"
"It's like Abram"
"The best"
"I'm crazy"
"I can't stay away from you "Stay"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We got drunk on a hot night"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We swallow this life"
What did you like most about London?
Westminster, Piccadilly, Soho or Southall?
Everything. And most importantly, freedom.
Here one can live freely.
How profound!
And most importantly...
Your friendship.
Your company.
Why are you getting emotional?
What is this?
This is for you.
Should I open it?
You are everything,
You are everything that
I dreamed of back then in the village.
If it weren't for you,
I would never have been able to say this.
Since I was a child, every story I heard or saw
was about a boy and a girl.
This poster is a symbol of hope
that somewhere in this world
two men can have a story.
I know I'm not the type you want
and my story will always be unfinished.
But I have a request.
Keep this poster for me.
When I return to
that Alkim life in Punjab,
I will rest easy knowing
that my dreams are safe.
Amar is here.
- I'm here, uncle.
- Pack your things.
Thank you so much for everything.
I'll miss you.
Elena!
El?
I'm here.
Let's go play something.
It's 4 in the morning.
Is everything okay?
What's that look like, you've had a heartbreak?
A broken heart?
Come on, or I'll go alone.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Melodrama!
When I return to
that Alkim life in Punjab,
I will be at peace when I know
that my dreams are safe.
Love!
Can you give me another one?
Perm?
Perm?
What's wrong?
How will I know if you don't tell me?
- Is everything okay?
- Is it?
That guy over there
He's tired of making you offers.
He's exactly the type you want.
I'll be right back.
What's up?
What?
His cell phone number.
I can't stop thinking about him.
You were supposed to never fall in love again after you've been broken once!
- I'm in love.
- What?
I'm in love with that guy, Elena.
Is that why you were acting so crazy?
- Call him.
- No, we need to find his wishes.
Let's go.
Oh, damn.
- I guess he's gone. Shall we go to the airport?
- Yeah.
What?
I told you to stay away from me.
I'll ruin your life.
You ruined my mind instead.
I can't handle your dreams.
Take this with you, I'll take it with me.
My flight leaves in 2 hours.
How can I stop you from flying?
Promise me.
Forever.
Forever.
Hey Bengali!
Get off my son.
You're so simple, Statistics.
You don't know what a bastard you are.
- Oh...
- Shut up.
After you've slept with every man in London
You went to my niece!
You dishonorable bastard!
Excuse me, Mr. Gorg.
Shut up!
English tramp.
Uncle, if it weren't for this, I wouldn't have reached here.
He helped me at the Delhi airport.
Amar, my dear,
What happened?
You came here looking for a white girl
But this Bengali fooled you.
Open your eyes, Amer.
This city is full of beautiful girls.
Try your luck there
Not with this trash.
Listen, you scoundrel.
He's jealous of me.
London boys are dying for me
While you're still paying for sex.
I'm doing this because I have money.
- Everyone knows how you make money.
- Guys!
- What's it got to do with you?
- Should I turn it on?
Guys, stop.
Make up your mind, see what you want.
Shall we stay together or shall I go back?
Amer, you don't understand.
This is a mean man.
Oh look! I'm your future son-in-law.
She has a boyfriend.
She can't stay here.
If her grandfather finds out...
He won't understand.
I'm staying here.
I'm saying I signed up for a course.
A cooking course.
You're getting me into trouble.
Your grandfather will whip me!
Omara! Forget about me.
I'm not doing this.
Think again.
If this continues,
I'll share my cafe with yours.
Your Mongolian restaurant and mine.
We'll call it the Mongolian Cafe.
My food, your view
It'll be the best restaurant in London.
Think about it, uncle.
We'll have customers pouring in.
Hello.
Hi.
- You look much younger.
- Where is the matter?
It's time to fly.
Well, that...
Did a mouse bite your tongue?
He's signed up for a cooking class.
He should stay here.
- Really?
- Yeah.
He agreed.
Bring me my gun, Bindra.
I'll take care of this idiot.
He brainwashed my grandson.
Drink some water or you'll die.
I told you to calm down.
You have high blood pressure.
When you're angry, call on God.
- You're not listening to me.
- You listen to me.
Your grandson wants to stay here.
Grandma, I'm studying here.
I'll be back after the course.
Grandpa,
I want to take this course.
Listen, son...
Do whatever you want.
- Give me the phone.
- Don't listen to him.
- This old man is crazy.
- Give me the phone.
Be careful or I'll divorce you.
Preeti, what did they teach you?
I'll give you half the land and the whole house.
My children have nothing to do with you anymore.
Grandpa should also pay you monthly alimony.
Think about it.
I get it.
Fool!
Yes.
Listen to me.
If the statistics are skewed,
I'll beat you.
From here.
It'll be fine, don't worry.
- So can I be gentle?
- Yeah.
Thanks, Grandpa.
"Your presence has captured me"
"I can't get rid of you"
"Like salt dissolving in water"
"You are one with me"
"Our souls are intertwined"
"All I think about is you"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We are sailing far away like two boats"
"You and I are one"
"We are together We are happy"
"Now we dream big"
"And fill the void in our lonely eyes"
"The world that God created is full of color"
"But your love makes everything look colorless"
"With every beat, "My heart"
"Thinking of you, my love"
"I don't care about anyone but you"
"Do whatever you want to me"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We sail far away like two boats"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"Now we're dreaming big"
"And filling the void in our lonely eyes"
Wait a minute.
Yes, hello?
What?
When and how are you?
Okay, I'll make a reservation right now.
Grandpa had a heart attack.
Thank God!
I mean, how are you?
Are you okay?
He just talked to you this morning.
I don't know.
He's been missing me since morning.
He was fine this morning.
- Just go.
- Statistics.
Don't worry.
Are you okay?
Elena, get him a ticket.
I'll come with him.
No, don't give us another stroke.
Elena, get this credit card.
What's a return ticket?
Leave him to God.
God knows when his grandfather will get better.
Get a one-way ticket for now.
I think you should get a return ticket.
There's a discount.
You know, Perm?
I couldn't see Grandpa on my way.
Do you think I...
Are you crazy?
What are you talking about?
You know what? I have to come with you.
No, not this time.
I think I'll buy him some socks.
He'll need them.
Take me too, I'll need them too.
You know what?
Can I come too?
I'll buy a special green tea for Grandpa.
Why can't I come?
Everything will be fine.
Don't worry.
Promise me you'll call me every minute,
every second.
I promise.
I love you.
I love you too.
This is the first time we've been apart.
Just call me when you get there.
Elena, take care of Perm.
Definitely.
Pray for Grandpa.
Eyes.
- Take care of him.
- Okay.
I think I'm going to have a stroke now.
Let's go.
Goodbye, my love.
I'm leaving.
I'm going to turn off my phone now.
I'll call you when I get there.
I love you.
Did Grandpa book this?
Yeah.
Yeah, he booked it himself.
Who asked you to play the instrument?
As soon as we get off.
When we get off?
- You too?
- Yeah.
Tell me what's up with this band?
Why won't you give me my phone back?
It's a very sensitive issue.
Google shows that the flight landed two hours ago.
How come their phones are off?
There must be no antenna there.
Wait a day or two.
Don't worry.
Eat something.
What happened?
Listen,
What if they've given the statistics to the woman?
What if she doesn't come back?
- El!
- Oh my God! Honey
Calm down.
I'm afraid Grandpa...
I hadn't even thought about that!
Damn it!
Are you checking on the statistics sisters?
Close all their accounts.
What if it's statistics' work
so that I don't know about his marriage?
I just want to talk to him once.
I know, calm down.
Everything's going to be okay.
What's going on?
Grandpa, what's this nonsense?
Stay right here.
I'm not talking to you.
What is this nonsense?
Your joke almost killed me.
Didn't we feel the same way when you decided to stay here?
Instead of apologizing, you're arguing!
Don't! Go back.
I'll only hug you
when you choose a girl.
What is this, Grandma?
This is atonement.
Choose a girl and we'll forgive you.
What's going on here?
You're getting married, Amar.
Finish it!
We're just waiting to print the girl's name on the card.
The line is long, son.
Choose whichever one you want.
Uncle, can you say something?
What should I say?
Thank God...
Let's go.
Come with me. I'll introduce you to someone.
- I'm not coming...
- Let's go.
Yes?
Why are you cursing?
I just asked if there was an accident on the Delhi-Punjab highway.
Why are you cursing?
Hello?
If you call Indian news channels every 5 minutes,
you'll get cursed at!
Prem, it's yours forever.
Why worry?
Because I can't live without him, El.
I know, he knows that too.
Trust him.
- Listen...
- Just talk to him.
There it is.
Excuse me.
Hi, Amar. Remember me?
Remember when you followed me to the private class?
- Mandy, is that you?
- Hi, I'm here.
- Can't you see us?
- Mandy, give me your phone.
Okay.
Do whatever you want, Prem is mine.
Prem won't answer me.
Only time will tell who she marries.
Everyone stay away from him.
Hi, Elena.
I can't reach Perm.
Please tell Perm everything is okay here, I'll call him later.
Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
Is there a problem?
Do you need help?
No, I'm a master at running away from problems.
I'll handle it myself. Thanks.
Excuse me.
You can't get rid of the shame.
- He was going that way.
- Statistics?
Yeah.. he was there.
Statistics?
I called you so many times, why didn't you see me?
I know.
Oh! You had your headphones on. Someone called you.
I was coming to tell you.
But you weren't home. I saw you went out
Now that we've reached our house.
My house.. remember?
Statistics? Where are you, brother?
Statistics?
I was playing hide-and-seek with the kids.
You said someone called.
Yeah, it was a Perm, but
I didn't hear what he said.
What? What did he say?
What did you say?
He asked how you were.
I said you were fine and you were getting married.
What?
It was like something suddenly happened.
It was like the phone fell into the water.
Damn it!
Wait.
Dad!
- Amar, is that you?
- Yes.
Dad, for God's sake, I
didn't call him, he came himself.
Wow! What were they doing?
Nothing. No antenna!
What's that on your shirt, Amar?
- Lipstick.
- Lipstick.
What?
He was stuck with my daughter.
Don't accuse me, I'm worried enough myself.
Abromon is going to the village.
This way you can marry him.
Crying... Amar!
Mamaaaaaan!
Statistics!
Damn!
It's all lipstick.
Let me clean it.
Honey, give me the towel.
I'll get Grandma.
Hello.
I sent the cook to Elena's house.
Their house is locked.
A child?
Your child is playing children in the village.
Be a little ashamed, you disgraceful!
Why are you insulting me?
You have a younger sister at home...
Be a little ashamed, you disgraceful!
If it was someone else,
I was talking to his corpse right now.
Let him go.
You're young again.
I know what you didn't do when you were young!
Keep your mouth shut or I'll tell you everything.
You're always arguing about statistics.
Come on, my son.
You must be tired.
Girls, bring some almond milk.
Grandma, what's going to happen to our daughter?
They want to give Ammar some almond milk.
- Every day with his own hands.
- Oh, Mom!
Oh!
I understand.
Now I get what you're saying.
Otherwise, why would Ammar go to her at night?
Tell me, let me see?
Ammar, are you ready?
- Ammar?
- Yes.
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
- Come here, my dear.
That's great.
Bring the rings.
Yes. Hello, Grandpa.
Why can't I call Perm?
It'll connect...
We'll call her at the wedding.
Exchange your rings.
Let go of his hand.
Hurry up.
Wow!
You didn't even wait for me to come.
Does anyone have poison?
Don't say that, you idiot!
They were getting engaged without me.
As if I were dead.
Uncle, we didn't even wait for that uncle.
- Yeah.
- It's like you've done a great job.
I'm really upset this time.
What should we do now?
Are you competing with me?
Why can't he compete with you?
He got a smaller gift when he was engaged, but I didn't say anything.
His wife's family used him as a waiter, and I still didn't say anything.
Auntie, I've told you a thousand times.
- I was joking.
- You don't respect us.
The young people in this family are making fun of us!
I'll sit here and go on strike.
Get up, my son.
Don't do this.
Get up. What are you doing?
There's no word from Perm
And Elena's phone is off.
I know..
Think about it.
Get up, my son.
"I came to you, I left the world"
"I came to you"
"My heart was torn to see you"
"My heart was torn to see you"
"My heart was torn to see you"
"I kept you in my heart"
"I looked at you secretly and secretly"
"Let me just look at you"
"My heart was sore to see you"
"My heart was sore to see you"
"My heart was sore to "See you"
"Fill me with love"
"Make me alive"
"You are the burning sun, you are my shadow"
"You are my heart and soul"
"I love you with all my heart, my darling..."
"Let me just look at you"
- I'm not feeling well...
- "I kept you in my heart"
Someone hold me...
"My heart was aching to see you"
"Let me just look at you"
"My heart was aching to "See you"
"I was so excited to see you"
- Oh, damn!
- "I was so excited to see you"
Damn!
Oh, uncle fainted!
Get him...
Mom, is it time to tell me now?
You have to break my bangles...
Oh, Grandpa.
Grandpa... listen..
- Where are you going?
- Someone get him...
Ammar, this is crazy.
Yeah? So who asked you to come here?
Who asked you to kiss me?
Take it.
I won't let go...
No, Grandpa. Please, Grandpa.
Please come down.
- Step aside.
- Grandpa, no. Please, Grandpa.
- Step aside.
- Grandpa, please don't do this. Statistics, statistics...
Grandpa, no. Please don't do this.
- You ruined my granddaughter...
- Grandpa, please listen to me for a moment.
Step aside.
Please listen to me...
It's my fault,
Not the public.
If it weren't for him,
I would suffocate and die.
Kill me if you want.
But the truth is this.
I can't hide it anymore.
If I can't live with Perm,
I'll be single forever...
But I can't live without him.
Grandpa.
Get out of this house..
From today...
Grandpa... Grandpa, what happened?
Grandpa... Grandpa...
Mom.
Who should I give this almond milk to?
Coma?
Thank God he's alive.
How long will he be in a coma, Doctor?
The attack was so severe, I had to force
to save him from the clutches of death.
Thank God.
It's my fault.
What did you do wrong that he's suffering like this?
Lucky, pay the doctor and send him on his way.
Excuse me?
Because you have to save a lot of other people from the clutches of death.
Let me guide you.
Please forgive me, Grandma.
Why, my son?
Because I fell in love?
What are you talking about, Grandma?
Can't you see what he did to your grandfather?
He's responsible for his own thinking.
How dare you pretend to be more worried than me?
He's my husband.
Statistics is both my son and my grandson.
I'll put statistics and my pen together before this old man wakes up.
I'm not a real person
But grandma.
Your mother used to do the same thing.
Our house is big enough
to have room for all of you to be happy.
Hey, keep your advice to yourself.
Bring some tea.
Why don't you make some yourself, uncle?
Are you trying to suppress us because we are women?
Not only Zina, our in-laws support Statistics.
He is our only brother-in-law.
We will do anything to make him happy.
Statistics, you are very lucky.
Even my own family wasn't that supportive.
Hey, shut up and let me see.
Support? Don't talk nonsense!
As long as I live, Grandma's neighborhood!
As long as we live,
We won't let anyone come between us and our numbers, Uncle.
Amar just wants to live with his own identity.
And this shouldn't be a problem for anyone in the family.
And we all love Perm very much.
I won't let you ruin Amar's love story, uncle.
Your grandmother...
I'll beat you so hard that you'll go to that old man's bed.
Don't talk nonsense.
Listen,
Amar and Prem
are having a big wedding,
right here, this week.
Do you understand?
And if anyone dares to interfere, I will tear them to pieces.
Did I make it clear?
Grandma, that's really cool. Thank you.
But gay marriage is still not legal in India.
In front of the whole family
At least you can exchange rings... right?
Right, Preity?
100% grandma.
Come on, boys. Start with the drumbeat.
Remember,
The grandchild of this family is a statistic.
Spend some money.
Let the preparations begin.
Let's go and have it.
Amar, you can't be with anyone...
I only have rights over you.
Perm is coming back from here empty-handed.
Mom...
Wow.
What a handsome boy you found, Amar.
He's just like us.
Tall, fair, handsome,
With a beautiful aquiline nose.
Stay away from the evil eye.
I don't have enough brides anymore.
Grandma, that's so racist and sexist.
Thank you. Yes, I'm sexy.
I don't have nine kids.
- Where are you from?
- I'm from...
Beeji, can we go to Amritsar tomorrow?
First of all, I want to go to Parm's house,
to finalize the wedding arrangements.
Where are you from?
- I'm from...
- Don't worry, Grandma.
Should I call the sweet shop?
Shut up.
Don't talk so much.
Where are you from, Prem?
Kolkata.
Oh, so you're a Punjabi from Kolkata.
At least Punjabi.
No, Grandma, Prem is Bengali.
A Bengali! A Bengali! A Bengali!
Oh no.
Grandma. Someone give her some water.
Weren't I supposed to tell you everything?
I brought Grandma back from hell...,
Excuse me... from the very door of heaven.
- I swear.
- Do you want to go back there?
Then there's no one to bring you back.
Think about it.
Okay, I'm gone.
Grandma..
Go over there.
Then you should have found a Bengali too!
It's better to die single.
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
You mean you came between me and the statistics on purpose?
No, right?
Then why would I do it on purpose?
It just jumped out of my mouth.
You're not that stupid.
Oh no,
What if Grandma doesn't like it?
I will never forgive myself,
If I have interfered between you and the statistics.
You had a dream, you idiot.
That day will never come.
Grandma.
If I were Punjabi,
I would still love you as much as I do now.
If I were Punjabi,
You would still find me as handsome as I do now.
If I were Punjabi,
I would still love you
As much as I do now.
Maybe a little less.
Because I understood your swearing.
Crazy.
Finally, love is true.
Come here.
Grandma's eyes.
Please pray for me.
Call the Bengali family.
Invite them too.
Listen,
Do they know about you two?
Yeah, they know, but why invite them?
They're all here because of us.
Now that he's confirmed,
it's no problem anymore.
- Yes?
- Of course, I have to say more.
This is a family reunion.
- Yes.
- But we're having a prayer service today.
Full house.
Then they must be very busy.
I'll talk to them later.
What's wrong?
You know about my family.
They're so classy,
they don't appreciate a village and its people.
It's going to be a lot of trouble.
Please don't invite them.
- We'll do something about it.
- We can't do anything about it!
I know them, trust me.
We are together from the bottom of our hearts,
Why do we have to put on a show?
Perm.
It's important to show,
that none of these kids in the future,
feel like their dreams were wrong,
and never came true.
Like I used to think.
Now that God is making all my repressed dreams come true,
Let him finish this.
Don't complain later that I didn't warn you.
Anyway, Bengalis and Punjabis
are a deadly combination.
That's right.
May God have mercy on our children.
What a beautiful couple.
Why did you come in the middle?
Hello.
- Hello, Grandma.
- Yes.
I wanted to introduce you to the Amar family.
Talk to his grandmother.
Ah, okay... where is she?
- Here, talk to her.
- Say it.
Hello, sister.
Hello, how are you?
Dance?
I just recovered from an illness,
Otherwise I would have been dancing.
Grandma, what you meant was, how are you?
Sister, I'm fine.
I'm not gonna lie,
I swear I was so angry when I found out that Amar had found a Bengali.
But then I came to my senses,
I said, after all, we are all servants of God.
Don't worry. You are all invited here.
Now everyone is shocked.
Let's do all this quickly.
Hey sister,
Why don't you come to Kolkata?
We'll show you how the servants of God live here.
That's really cool.
Amar is the only brother with 6 sisters.
We want to have a big wedding.
You can't celebrate in a poor place.
You come here, okay.
That's fine. But
What kind of talk is this, Perm?
Why does he call us poor?
How dare he?
What was he thinking?
Is there a famine here?
You idiot, are you there?
Grandma, why is he talking about a brothel?
He didn't mean that.
We have a mansion here.
He meant that.
Oh my God, you're going to marry a Bengali!
You impudent woman, she calls this a brothel!
Let me speak.
Hello.
There's a problem with the antenna.
Hello,
Grandma Mamta.
The wolf is talking. Do you recognize me?
He knows everyone!
Yes, of course.
You promised to visit India from London.
But I got there before you.
- Listen, you idiot.
- Yes.
I'd rather die than hear a word said against us.
Hey, calm down.
Grandma was joking.
How dare he call us poor?
Listen,
Try to understand his situation.
Her husband is in a coma.
She's on pills herself,
and today she even forgot to take hers.
It would be better if
you became a member here.
But I won't tolerate such nonsense.
I'm warning you.
Of course, why should you tolerate it?
Don't tolerate it at all.
Show them Bengali culture.
Yes,
Only Bengalis have a rich culture.
Right.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you.
Hello.
Hello. That's not the case at all.
You better listen to me.
Grandma's word is final.
It's okay,
If you don't agree.
The wedding is here.
We'll send you the photos of the ceremony.
Grandma, she's apologizing.
Okay.
Even though she's an aunt,
I know she's a jerk.
Give me the phone, I'll talk to her myself.
No, no, I'm talking to her seriously.
Hello.
Poor grandma is crying.
Okay
It's over.
Come to Ludhiana tomorrow on the first flight.
Okay.
Goodbye.
See,
I taught him a lesson.
They're coming.
Let him go. I'll show them what a real Punjabi looks like.
Why do I feel,
You were right?
It's too late, Amar.
It's too late.
You didn't invite me, you invited your own death, Prem.
I'll make sure you come back from here empty-handed.
Enough,
We need to teach them a lesson.
Welcome, sister.
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Well, according to tradition,
you should have come here.
But
It's okay.
We're here anyway.
What is this?
Isn't it fish?
Damn. It's not good at all.
Grandma,
He's saying a bear wants to eat him.
No, fish. Let's go there.
But your spending is quite obvious.
You fight too much over food.
A monkey doesn't appreciate good food.
- What he means is...
- Of course I understand.
Even a monkey eats royal food in our city.
Real music is Rabindranath Tagore's music.
- Put on Rabindranath's music.
- Bring the Rabindranath music.
Let's go.
You fucking idiot.
Where did you get this?
From Calcutta.
I wondered why I felt
The celebration begins with your family arriving.
But here it's just a depressing mood.
It's a familiar scene.
It was the same at Tim and I's wedding.
A love marriage is no less than a mourning one.
In a love marriage,
both parties' pride is lifted.
Then you're here playing interstate.
And that one with two boys.
The troubles are just beginning.
You look so angry,
Your words are even worse.
Hey,
Watch your words.
Now I'm your uncle.
- You swindler!
- That's the same pride I'm talking about.
This pride is multiplied during the wedding.
The smallest things hit their fragile pride.
Especially the truth.
That's a good idea.
Let's get some pride in these Bengalis.
I'll be right back.
Thank you for your sympathy.
Don't try to make the ceremony too big.
Get something compact and get it over with quickly.
If we're not going to enjoy the celebration ourselves
What's the point of it?
I feel like... the wedding ceremony
is being held to pave the way for divorce.
Oh my God, thank you!
No, that's not what I meant.
What I meant is that
There are a lot of problems.
You guys
are very lucky.
Uncle, you're drunk. Lucky is himself.
I meant that you both are lucky,
that I am here.
I solved all the problems.
I separated the Bengalis and the Punjabis.
I kept them away from each other.
If there's a problem, change my name.
Who said fish and more fish?
The lion roars...
Brrr 1259
He just changed your name.
Wait a minute, let me talk.
What kind of talk is this?
What's this "brrr 1264
Exactly. Amor,
This is not proper behavior at all.
Why does everyone say "fish" anyway?
This is not acceptable at all.
Son,
You know we're very happy.
Yes.
We can even breakdance instead of bhangra.
Don't let anyone look at my son.
Do you want to fight?
Hey, take this.
Wait a minute.
- What are you doing wrong?
- Why is he giving it to me?
Because you look poorer than all of you.
- Sister.
- He's miserable.
They're right.
Couldn't you have worn a better shirt?
You're always wasting our time.
Hey, you idiot.
I used to fuck Prim when she was a baby.
How dare you pay me to keep her out of it?
As if we hadn't fucked her before.
You have to be a man.
Now I get it.
Let's see who can hold it the longest.
Hey.
You back?
Yeah.
What's going on?
It's like they're being tortured!
They haven't even blinked since they got back.
My kids aren't moving.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Let's go.
Okay.
Statistics. Hey, why are you so confused?
I'm your uncle.
Ah, I can't forget this anymore.
You've fallen into my fate so badly!
Is this how you're going to stop these two?
Statistics, I'll say it again.
We'll have a small ceremony under a tree and that's it.
They don't have ceremonies under trees here.
They kill people under trees!
I don't understand, what are you afraid of?
Look, when two families get married,
it gets really complicated.
You get what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah?
How do you know?
Have you ever
had a girlfriend?
Okay, okay,
Go get lost.
Girlfriend!
That's crazy!
Uncle's no use.
Don't worry, Amar.
I'll plan something,
so that everything goes well.
Thank you so much, Mandy.
You're a true friend.
They look like they're going to die!
Well, they're not as fancy as you.
They like to keep it simple.
Please don't make a fuss.
Why should I make a fuss?
Well, I'm leaving.
You're welcome, sister.
You look so beautiful.
Thank you, dear.
But honestly,
You were much more handsome when you got here.
Auntie,
To look handsome at a non-Bengali party,
Only we can go to all this trouble...
Hello Amor. How are you, my dear?
Hey Vijay, why are you calling him Amor?
How many times do I have to tell you, statistics, not love?
Yes, statistics.
And I told you too,
My name is Biju, not Vijay.
I'll be back now.
The dal is so delicious.
Prim.
Let's run away.
I wish you had listened to me earlier, bro.
Hey,
I know you're stressed.
But don't ruin our relationship.
I think it's better to ruin it.
That way we'll get out of this mess.
Let's just be like two brothers for the rest of our lives.
It's only for a short while.
Then you'll just chat with your family on WhatsApp.
For now, just put up with their nerves a little.
Maybe you're right.
You entertain Bengali;
I'm also interested in Punjabi.
Guys,
What do you think, should we play a game of truth or dare?
Amar, I don't like this girl.
She's too young.
No, she's too smart.
Let's play. We win.
Yeah? So we'll bet.
Okay, okay, but what's the bet?
No, no, we're not betting. Anyway,
it's too late, let's forget it.
Night? We haven't even had a drink yet.
No. No
Well, those who lost, until the end of the ceremony
should remain losers.
Okay...
When you're stressed...
You're so attractive...
Now's not the time for this.
Now's the time for trouble.
Come on, show me your moves.
We have to stop this, Amar.
Poisonous people, by nature, dance like lizards.
Who did you call poisonous?
He meant me. Uncle, he told me.
What are you doing, uncle?
Next.
Uncle Birdman.
Well, listen to a joke.
You're a joke.
How rude!
How shameless!
I saw,
Since we came, you've been picking on my husband.
You called him poor, now you're joking.
What's this?
What's this nonsense, Amat?
They're joking, aunt.
No, statistics, they're not joking.
This is not a joke.
They're throwing pieces at us.
Listen,
we know how to get you too.
ok
We can't keep making fun of each other forever.
Nobody's arguing.
It's too late.
Please, that's enough for today.
No. We have to prove it to them once and for all.
Hey, wait.
Hey, wait.
There are still two grandmothers
to play.
Grandma... grandma... grandma...
She's trying to ruin us,
you know what?
Grandma... Grandma... Grandma...
Finally, it's my turn.
Now I'll make my opponent eat.
Grandma's drunk.
She's taken a sip.
Grandma... grandma... grandma...
They taste food, not smell it.
And it's not just chickpeas,
which you cook every day.
Come visit us in Kolkata,
We have so many different dishes
that you'll forget about chickpeas.
Since we arrived, you've only given us all kinds of chickpeas.
Is this what human food is all about?
Wait a minute.
- Yes, my dear.
- Excuse me.
Yes.
Did you throw a piece of my food?
Yes, I did.
Are you making fun of the famous Punjabi food?
No, no, Grandma.
How dare you?
No, it was a joke.
"Happiness is everywhere"
"Happiness is everywhere"
"Boys become handsome"
"Boys become handsome"
"Show me your moves"
"Show me your moves"
"Show me your moves, show me your moves"
"We're not leaving anyone out tonight"
"Let's go have some fun"
"Let's go have some fun tonight"
"Let's go have some fun Let's go,
Let the enchanting one explode tonight"
"Let's go,
Let the enchanting one explode tonight"
"Let's go,
Let the enchanting one explode tonight"
"With the strings playing,
"A beautiful one dances"
"With the strings playing,
A beautiful one dances"
"Her feet are adorned with bell-shaped anklets,
ringing in harmony with them"
"With the playing of the couplet strings,
a beauty dances"
"A Bengali beauty dances"
"With my feelings for you,
I have given you my heart full of love"
"With my feelings for you, I pour out my heart full of love to you"
"I can leave the world,
but I can't break the promise I made to you."
"The boy is coming after you."
"He's fallen at your feet."
"The boy is coming after you,
he's fallen at your feet."
"Look, how he's breaking his heart and "She's going"
"She's breaking her heart and she's going"
"Let's break the wedding, let's break the charm tonight"
"Let's break the wedding, let's break the charm tonight"
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- Prem.
- Come on, go.
Yes, I'm coming.
Calm down.
- Yes, uncle.
- Very cunning and cunning.
Do you know about their plots?
Please don't tell me,
I don't want to know.
They say that Amer is the man in your relationship.
Didn't Mandy provoke you just now?
Amer's uncle told us.
Mandy just gave us tea. Drink.
No, thank you.
Perm, let me tell you,
A man's place in the house is unshakable.
Regardless of his gender.
Someone has to be the man of the house.
Learn to speak your mind.
You have to be the man of the relationship.
I am.
Yeah, me.
I knew you'd come alone.
Prem is learning from his family there.
I just heard a lecture on sex education.
Why do you want to know
What are Prem and I doing in our bedroom?
What are you doing?
I mean, what did you two do?
Revolution.
Congratulations.
Because things were bad,
I couldn't congratulate you sooner.
I'm sorry, honey.
Because of the night we ran away...
I should have confessed to you that night.
Well, even for one day,
At least I...
I was your fianc.
You know...
Nothing.
You're so funny.
If I liked girls,
I would have chosen someone like you.
You're a perfect copy of yourself.
But I heard you say,
That guy in your relationship is the one.
Hey, this is my favorite song.
Thank God, alone.
Hello, my dear.
You smell so good.
I love you.
I love you too.
Just don't talk.
I wish we could go on our honeymoon soon.
Yeah, really soon.
Only two more days.
I can't wait a moment.
I know.
What happened?
Nothing.
I just want to hug you.
Oh,
So Mandy was right.
What?
So, you told everyone
that you were the man in charge of your relationship?
No, I didn't.
I saw it myself.
Amut confirmed it.
- Statistics.
- Leave it.
Amar, this is no longer a joke.
You're not talking, and now you're making me angry.
After all, you're the man of the house.
You're right.
I'm a quiet person.
When did I say something like that?
All the men in the family are at the ceremony.
They have families
that they say.
Damn!
They gave me a dead fish as a gift.
So what? They're joking.
It's just a joke.
Statistics, this is our custom.
This is a clear disrespect
to our culture.
And when you insult us?
Immoral! How dare you pinch me?
I feel humiliated.
Who dared to mock my delicate wife?
Never mind,
My son is a man of his word.
I saw it with my own eyes.
And we're going to
take the ceremony somewhere else.
Uncle, please.
Don't think about our bedroom stories.
Nobody knows
What goes on in our bedroom.
Statistics, you're overreacting.
I know.
Because men and women are no different anymore.
In love,
Both sides are equal.
So, what are you trying to say?
- Amar, listen to me.
- Enough.
Is this even a competition?
You've humiliated yourself so much to win,
that you can't even understand.
Call me when you win.
Statistics.
Amor.
Prim, please stop it.
Hello, Amar.
I'm Prim.
Are you uncomfortable?
I'm sorry.
After all, I'm human.
I could be wrong too.
Come on, listen to me, honey.
Okay, how can I make it up to you?
Well, for now, a bottle of dog sweat.
Oh, so what are we waiting for?
Let's go to a well.
Sister, why are you crying?
Please bring some water.
Bejia, bring some water.
Joking is a part of every party.
It's fun, Prem.
This Punjabi is a real brother.
It's acceptable to mix things up.
Are you crazy?
By dividing us, you are uniting us.
We were never separated.
We weren't apart either.
Now I'm angry with you.
- Wait a minute.
- Uncle, please.
I have a really cool plan.
- Okay?
- Okay, okay.
Is anyone here?
No, we're alone.
You're just confusing me.
"Everyone shows their devotion"
"But they do not reach true devotion"
"You will understand the true meaning of devotion"
"When you dedicate yourself to your spiritual guide"
"Night of Lovers"
"If I had stayed awake with my loved ones"
"I am enchanted by your heart"
"Our colors are the same"
"With one look of your seductive eyes,
you took my identity from me"
"With one look of your seductive eyes,
you took my identity from me"
"With one look of your "You have taken my identity from me with a single glance of your seductive eyes."
Prim, listen to me.
It's not what you think.
We were playing a game.
A kissing game?
Prim, I'm sorry.
It didn't make any sense.
Please don't end it over something so small.
Every child in your village should know
that hearts
are not for playing with.
Prem.
"Dreams burn the eyes"
"How can I bear my wounded heart"
"My heart can't take it anymore"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I am broken and scattered everywhere"
"Like a boat without an anchor"
"You have changed your path"
"I am incomplete without you"
"I am incomplete without you"
Mandy.
What are you doing?
What?
Why are you doing this?
Try asking statistics,
He kissed me in front of a bunch of people.
Now if he doesn't marry me
My mom will sue him.
Even if you do,
He'll never be yours, Mandy.
"Why did you leave me alone?"
"You will always be mine."
"I waited for you with bated breath."
"I hope no one betrays me like this."
"My wishes are unfulfilled."
"She's crying"
"Your treacherous eyes took my soul"
"I wish you would tell me your pain"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
Is obsession more than the tears of statistics?
Even if you marry her,
she will never be yours.
Prem, please listen.
Please stay.
It was me.
I wet the statistics.
Really.
And I was talking to him like Perm.
Actually, he was talking to you, not me.
Perm, listen to me.
If it were possible,
I would spend my whole life with you.
Please don't go.
When I first saw you at the airport.
I was so nervous.
My dreams were crumbling before my eyes.
I was handing my suitcase over to the counter.
If I had kept it,
My life would have been different.
I would have choked on my sorrow.
But you reached out.
And the suitcase stood there.
You came and changed my world.
You made all my dreams come true.
If you hadn't come,
Statistics would still be at the checkout counter.
Vulnerable and unable to get a check-out.
I love you.
Not because you came because of me.
I love you because I know.
Even if I wasn't here, you would have helped.
I love you.
I don't know anything anymore.
So please.
Don't go.
"I give you my soul, my dyer"
"You dyed me yourself"
"By drinking the wine of love from me"
"You took my identity from me,
with a look of your seductive eyes"
"You took my identity from me,
with a look of your seductive eyes "You took my identity from me, with a look in your eyes."
"You took my identity from me, with a look in your eyes."
"You took my identity from me, with a look in your eyes."
"I gave you my whole life, O system."
"You made me your bride, with just a look."
"With a look in your eyes." "Seduced"
"With the look of your seductive eyes"
"With the look of your seductive eyes"
"With the look of your seductive eyes"
Welcome to my wedding story.
It all started when I turned 18.
I was in the prime of my youth,
with a body like a ball,
and I secretly got a tattoo from Grandpa.
Grandpa, I want that carnival.
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I had six sisters who were my idols.
I always got what I wanted.
Finally, I got a bullet.
The most beautiful girl in town,
Mandy, showed me her attention.
It was like all the girls in college
had dreams and fantasies about me.
The power of my one-sided love
will soon bring you home!
But I was unlucky in love.
I could only be friends with girls.
He became friends with me again.
It wouldn't take long for him to change his mind.
I had my eyes on someone else.
There was someone I wanted to spend my youth with.
And that was Manar Munjal.
I couldn't even dream
of telling this to my family
Because they wouldn't love me anymore.
Nandini won't be with Manar.
Are you crazy?
Sameer is only Nandini's.
He's already of marriageable age.
I had 4 kids at his age!
You didn't have a job or a life!
My son is famous everywhere.
With this sneaky and youthful act,
he's definitely going to ruin our reputation!
How could I tell Grandpa
that my heart problems
would cause
his grief
Ok!
Pinky and Sweety got married.
- But uncle...
- What?
You'd better think about marriage and children.
These discussions were suffocating me.
I would be scared.
I would be terrified.
Look how thirsty he is!
How thirsty!
I'll fix it, Grandpa.
I couldn't hold back any longer.
That's when an idea came to me.
London.
Call our son-in-law in Bathinda.
OK the girl who proposed.
She wants to go to her uncle in London!
Your uncle is a crook!
If you mention his name again,
you'll get a good beating.
- Listen...
- No!
You have no right to interfere this time.
I insist.
Grandpa had no idea
about unrestrained desires.
He was cheated on as a child
and married
and lost his youth.
I lost my son and his wife.
I can't let my grandson be taken away from me
especially to that wolf.
He left and never came back!
He's doing the same thing...
No!
Grandpa, I want to go.
- Listen...
- Dad...
I won't argue.
Now I had two spies
who were after me!
Grandpa, I'm going.
I did my job.
Tim, I'm missing my flight.
It won't be long.
Let's eat something quickly.
Come with us. You won't get any of this food there.
What's wrong with Uncle Bathinda?
Let's go back to Bathinda, Live.
Your family doesn't value us anymore.
What?
What are you saying?
You know it yourself.
What sin did I commit?
That I got a car without air conditioning?
I came to chase statistics.
May God protect you, my son. Don't forget us
On the contrary.
Bali, he's only leaving in 15 days.
Don't bother.
Uncle, you come in our car.
- Okay.
- That uncle came in your car.
We told him he had an air conditioner...
Oh my God! It's like you're trying
to kill me!
You love your little son-in-law more than me!
He'll get to the airport early.
Say this.
If the little groom was more important to you,
You should have said I should marry his sister!
- Mom!
- He's so talkative!
What are you saying?
He's right.
They gave us a small car for the suite wedding.
What's the deal with the suite wedding now?
Of course there is.
Two people at the wedding took a bath before me.
Listen...
I had to wait for 10 minutes at the bathroom.
You're already causing a riot.
- I'm going to be late.
- Okay, son.
Listen to me.
What...
Listen to me.
Thanks to uncle, my love story began that day.
If I hadn't been late because of his nagging,
Sir, this is the business class line. Please go over there.
There's a really long line there.
Please let me check in here.
Or I'll miss my flight.
There's no way I can miss this flight.
Please step aside or I'll call security.
- So...
- What for?
Sir, this is the business class line.
Wow! How classy!
Can we just put aside our labels and badges for a moment
and just act like normal people?
Can you please skip this class and
and give a little bit of attention to yourself?
All that hope and desire
is tied to this flight.
Wow! I'm sick of this situation.
Let's go. Your humanity is meaningless to these people.
Sir, give it to me.
I'll check you in.
Here you go, sir.
Well, you could do the same for me.
The line is very long.
Thank you very much.
- The groom is running away?
- How did you know?
This? My family is really excited about traveling abroad.
This is the first time?
Don't worry. Let me know if you need any help.
Same row, next seat.
Ah. Thank you very much.
Did you practice those lines?
No, Dad! I'm a master at playing with people's emotions.
I learned this skill when I was young and went to London.
Are you eating?
Are you eating something?
Let's go to the waiting room.
Are you coming in these clothes?
No, I'll change it.
Okay, see you then.
Cheers.
Sorry, it's a family tradition.
I understand.
- Sorry, another courier.
- Sir's eyes.
Let me.
Let me make a courier for this Punjabi gentleman too.
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I was calm on the outside, but I was stressed on the inside.
I was ready for a big leap.
The next step was marriage.
The first thing was to find out his name.
I'll marry you, where would you be without me?
Don't ask anything.
I was poor
And I prayed to see you.
Let's go.
You idiot, Amar.
Why did you even have hope?
You've seen better boys than me.
Get a grip.
He wanted to know his name!
He has a girlfriend.
- What? Did you say girlfriend?
- Uncle!
- No...
- Don't tell me, uncle.
Here they call me Gorg.
Our age difference
isn't that big.
You came all this way
and found a girlfriend!
Did you fly together?
Did you count her?
No, Dad, it's not like that.
Oh, Dad! I know how to get to know people.
I'm sure you fell in love with me, not a hundred times.
- I... let's go.
- Okay.
You've come to the right place.
People fall in love overnight here.
Do you understand?
I haven't been here in 20 years.
Come on, let's take a walk.
Come on.
Come in.
I'm not an uncle here.
What happens in the club
Stays in the club.
You see, I don't have a wife
So I'm not afraid.
Have fun.
Here, take this.
- Excuse me.
- If you like, I can accompany you.
Daddy can't let you go.
Leave it.
- Leave it
- Or Daddy will have two friends tonight
.
Run, these cows are walking hard.
Take it.
Damn!
Thank you so much
for helping me again.
You suddenly went missing
and you went to the club!
No, Dad! I wanted to go to the bathroom.
I'm not like that.
I have a boyfriend.
You have a girlfriend too.
Elena?
She's my best friend.
I can't have a girlfriend for life
And I can't be with anyone for more than one night.
You better stay away from me.
Why?
I'll ruin your life.
This is the restaurant I work at.
And we avoid that bar too.
Everyone is going to that bar except us.
That's the problem.
We're stuck in a rut.
That guy's taking all the customers.
Of course it is.
Who would choose a shabbier place?
- What do you mean?
- I mean your cafe is old and outdated.
Change the decor.
This Indian-Mungalo pizza is making me sick.
Change the menu.
- Let me eat something from there.
- From there?
You're betraying your uncle!
- That guy's a fraud.
- So what?
Your uncle thinks
that cafe owner wants to eat you.
Stay away from that Bengali.
He's a very bad person.
What did you break?
I'll end up begging.
I told you to stay away from me
But you're not me.
- I didn't know...
- My cafe is across from your uncle's?
Let me show you.
- Statistics!
- I'm here, uncle.
Don't worry, I won't eat you.
You're not my type anyway.
Do you need help?
Do you think I need help?
Please.
Relax, Dad.
Let me take you to a party.
- No.
- Why?
I'm not in the mood.
What can I do to change your mind?
Only a miracle can change my mind.
- So what's your name?
- I'm Amar.
No, Dad. Amar, Prem.
Just Amar.
Amarjeet Minhas.
No Amar Prem.
My name is Prem.
Premjit Chatterjee.
What?
I can't believe it, it's so cool.
Don't worry, as you know,
you're not my type.
What's your type?
Someone who gives me their number right away
And locks the door when they leave
And blocks me.
What's your type?
Someone who deletes the number from their phone
But not from the heart.
How romantic!
I just realized why you're not my type.
- Come on.
- I'm not coming...
The last time I went to the club, it was really bad.
If something goes wrong again...
Don't worry, nothing will happen.
Come on.
Oh my God, princess.
- How are you, wizard?
- Welcome.
Thank you.
Hello, Prem.
You're not coming to us anymore.
- This is not right.
- I'm sorry, Bharat.
How are you?
- I'm fine, thank you.
- Nice to see you.
By the way, this is my friend Amar.
- Amar, this is Bharat and Pali.
- Hello.
That's never going to bring a man.
I keep telling her
To find a good man and live her life.
Oh, come on, Dad!
What's wrong? Come on.
Does he know about you?
Yeah.
Statistics?
Excuse me, guys, just a second.
Statistics!
Statistics!
Statistics?
What happened?
What are they thinking now?
If you're so worried that you can't live.
Please go. You have no right
to waste me like this.
It's my fault.
I don't know why I came with you.
They think you and I are the same.
Hey, I brought you here as a friend.
I was getting bored of Mongolian pizza
And Paulumi had made Indian food.
But I apologize.
It's not in the nature of a classy person like you to be with a commoner like me!
You better stay away from me.
Amar, what's wrong?
Nothing, Grandma.
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
Yeah, I got excited,
I told you not to be in a bad mood.
No, Grandma.
I missed you.
Come and see me here!
Why are you upset, idiot?
You're in a very beautiful city.
Have you ever been to Shoreditch?
There's a lot of cool tableware there.
You'll love it.
Your mom showed me all over London.
With mom?
Yeah.
She was a very good woman, but your father...
May God have mercy on him...
He was my son...
But he didn't have the looks!
But your mother was very beautiful. Like Hema Malini.
People asked why she married your dad!
What did she say?
Nothing.
She didn't care at all.
She said...
We only live once.
If I want to think about these things, I haven't lived!
Don't think about it too much either.
Okay?
It's a beautiful city.
Go and enjoy life.
Okay, Grandma.
I want to see London with you.
No, Dad.
If we ever meet again, you'll know...
I'm really sorry about last night.
I mean, I come from a village
and the people there...
Coffee?
El, can you talk to me for a minute?
Okay.
You're in London now,
So Buckingham Palace...
Soho.
Well done!
"Let's break tradition"
"And make a few mistakes"
"You have such an effect on me"
"As if on Abram"
"You are the best"
"I'm crazy"
"I can't"
"Stay away from you"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We got drunk"
"In the night full of heat"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"This life"
"We swallow"
"The boat"
"Boat"
"Two boats"
"Paper"
"Floating"
"Let them be"
"Free"
"I And so are you"
"We gather together and we spark"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We swallow this life"
"Come on, break the tradition "Let's do it"
"And make a few mistakes"
"You have such an effect on me"
"It's like Abram"
"The best"
"I'm crazy"
"I can't stay away from you "Stay"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We got drunk on a hot night"
"Sip sip"
"Sip sip"
"We swallow this life"
What did you like most about London?
Westminster, Piccadilly, Soho or Southall?
Everything. And most importantly, freedom.
Here one can live freely.
How profound!
And most importantly...
Your friendship.
Your company.
Why are you getting emotional?
What is this?
This is for you.
Should I open it?
You are everything,
You are everything that
I dreamed of back then in the village.
If it weren't for you,
I would never have been able to say this.
Since I was a child, every story I heard or saw
was about a boy and a girl.
This poster is a symbol of hope
that somewhere in this world
two men can have a story.
I know I'm not the type you want
and my story will always be unfinished.
But I have a request.
Keep this poster for me.
When I return to
that Alkim life in Punjab,
I will rest easy knowing
that my dreams are safe.
Amar is here.
- I'm here, uncle.
- Pack your things.
Thank you so much for everything.
I'll miss you.
Elena!
El?
I'm here.
Let's go play something.
It's 4 in the morning.
Is everything okay?
What's that look like, you've had a heartbreak?
A broken heart?
Come on, or I'll go alone.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Melodrama!
When I return to
that Alkim life in Punjab,
I will be at peace when I know
that my dreams are safe.
Love!
Can you give me another one?
Perm?
Perm?
What's wrong?
How will I know if you don't tell me?
- Is everything okay?
- Is it?
That guy over there
He's tired of making you offers.
He's exactly the type you want.
I'll be right back.
What's up?
What?
His cell phone number.
I can't stop thinking about him.
You were supposed to never fall in love again after you've been broken once!
- I'm in love.
- What?
I'm in love with that guy, Elena.
Is that why you were acting so crazy?
- Call him.
- No, we need to find his wishes.
Let's go.
Oh, damn.
- I guess he's gone. Shall we go to the airport?
- Yeah.
What?
I told you to stay away from me.
I'll ruin your life.
You ruined my mind instead.
I can't handle your dreams.
Take this with you, I'll take it with me.
My flight leaves in 2 hours.
How can I stop you from flying?
Promise me.
Forever.
Forever.
Hey Bengali!
Get off my son.
You're so simple, Statistics.
You don't know what a bastard you are.
- Oh...
- Shut up.
After you've slept with every man in London
You went to my niece!
You dishonorable bastard!
Excuse me, Mr. Gorg.
Shut up!
English tramp.
Uncle, if it weren't for this, I wouldn't have reached here.
He helped me at the Delhi airport.
Amar, my dear,
What happened?
You came here looking for a white girl
But this Bengali fooled you.
Open your eyes, Amer.
This city is full of beautiful girls.
Try your luck there
Not with this trash.
Listen, you scoundrel.
He's jealous of me.
London boys are dying for me
While you're still paying for sex.
I'm doing this because I have money.
- Everyone knows how you make money.
- Guys!
- What's it got to do with you?
- Should I turn it on?
Guys, stop.
Make up your mind, see what you want.
Shall we stay together or shall I go back?
Amer, you don't understand.
This is a mean man.
Oh look! I'm your future son-in-law.
She has a boyfriend.
She can't stay here.
If her grandfather finds out...
He won't understand.
I'm staying here.
I'm saying I signed up for a course.
A cooking course.
You're getting me into trouble.
Your grandfather will whip me!
Omara! Forget about me.
I'm not doing this.
Think again.
If this continues,
I'll share my cafe with yours.
Your Mongolian restaurant and mine.
We'll call it the Mongolian Cafe.
My food, your view
It'll be the best restaurant in London.
Think about it, uncle.
We'll have customers pouring in.
Hello.
Hi.
- You look much younger.
- Where is the matter?
It's time to fly.
Well, that...
Did a mouse bite your tongue?
He's signed up for a cooking class.
He should stay here.
- Really?
- Yeah.
He agreed.
Bring me my gun, Bindra.
I'll take care of this idiot.
He brainwashed my grandson.
Drink some water or you'll die.
I told you to calm down.
You have high blood pressure.
When you're angry, call on God.
- You're not listening to me.
- You listen to me.
Your grandson wants to stay here.
Grandma, I'm studying here.
I'll be back after the course.
Grandpa,
I want to take this course.
Listen, son...
Do whatever you want.
- Give me the phone.
- Don't listen to him.
- This old man is crazy.
- Give me the phone.
Be careful or I'll divorce you.
Preeti, what did they teach you?
I'll give you half the land and the whole house.
My children have nothing to do with you anymore.
Grandpa should also pay you monthly alimony.
Think about it.
I get it.
Fool!
Yes.
Listen to me.
If the statistics are skewed,
I'll beat you.
From here.
It'll be fine, don't worry.
- So can I be gentle?
- Yeah.
Thanks, Grandpa.
"Your presence has captured me"
"I can't get rid of you"
"Like salt dissolving in water"
"You are one with me"
"Our souls are intertwined"
"All I think about is you"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We are sailing far away like two boats"
"You and I are one"
"We are together We are happy"
"Now we dream big"
"And fill the void in our lonely eyes"
"The world that God created is full of color"
"But your love makes everything look colorless"
"With every beat, "My heart"
"Thinking of you, my love"
"I don't care about anyone but you"
"Do whatever you want to me"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We sail far away like two boats"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"Now we're dreaming big"
"And filling the void in our lonely eyes"
Wait a minute.
Yes, hello?
What?
When and how are you?
Okay, I'll make a reservation right now.
Grandpa had a heart attack.
Thank God!
I mean, how are you?
Are you okay?
He just talked to you this morning.
I don't know.
He's been missing me since morning.
He was fine this morning.
- Just go.
- Statistics.
Don't worry.
Are you okay?
Elena, get him a ticket.
I'll come with him.
No, don't give us another stroke.
Elena, get this credit card.
What's a return ticket?
Leave him to God.
God knows when his grandfather will get better.
Get a one-way ticket for now.
I think you should get a return ticket.
There's a discount.
You know, Perm?
I couldn't see Grandpa on my way.
Do you think I...
Are you crazy?
What are you talking about?
You know what? I have to come with you.
No, not this time.
I think I'll buy him some socks.
He'll need them.
Take me too, I'll need them too.
You know what?
Can I come too?
I'll buy a special green tea for Grandpa.
Why can't I come?
Everything will be fine.
Don't worry.
Promise me you'll call me every minute,
every second.
I promise.
I love you.
I love you too.
This is the first time we've been apart.
Just call me when you get there.
Elena, take care of Perm.
Definitely.
Pray for Grandpa.
Eyes.
- Take care of him.
- Okay.
I think I'm going to have a stroke now.
Let's go.
Goodbye, my love.
I'm leaving.
I'm going to turn off my phone now.
I'll call you when I get there.
I love you.
Did Grandpa book this?
Yeah.
Yeah, he booked it himself.
Who asked you to play the instrument?
As soon as we get off.
When we get off?
- You too?
- Yeah.
Tell me what's up with this band?
Why won't you give me my phone back?
It's a very sensitive issue.
Google shows that the flight landed two hours ago.
How come their phones are off?
There must be no antenna there.
Wait a day or two.
Don't worry.
Eat something.
What happened?
Listen,
What if they've given the statistics to the woman?
What if she doesn't come back?
- El!
- Oh my God! Honey
Calm down.
I'm afraid Grandpa...
I hadn't even thought about that!
Damn it!
Are you checking on the statistics sisters?
Close all their accounts.
What if it's statistics' work
so that I don't know about his marriage?
I just want to talk to him once.
I know, calm down.
Everything's going to be okay.
What's going on?
Grandpa, what's this nonsense?
Stay right here.
I'm not talking to you.
What is this nonsense?
Your joke almost killed me.
Didn't we feel the same way when you decided to stay here?
Instead of apologizing, you're arguing!
Don't! Go back.
I'll only hug you
when you choose a girl.
What is this, Grandma?
This is atonement.
Choose a girl and we'll forgive you.
What's going on here?
You're getting married, Amar.
Finish it!
We're just waiting to print the girl's name on the card.
The line is long, son.
Choose whichever one you want.
Uncle, can you say something?
What should I say?
Thank God...
Let's go.
Come with me. I'll introduce you to someone.
- I'm not coming...
- Let's go.
Yes?
Why are you cursing?
I just asked if there was an accident on the Delhi-Punjab highway.
Why are you cursing?
Hello?
If you call Indian news channels every 5 minutes,
you'll get cursed at!
Prem, it's yours forever.
Why worry?
Because I can't live without him, El.
I know, he knows that too.
Trust him.
- Listen...
- Just talk to him.
There it is.
Excuse me.
Hi, Amar. Remember me?
Remember when you followed me to the private class?
- Mandy, is that you?
- Hi, I'm here.
- Can't you see us?
- Mandy, give me your phone.
Okay.
Do whatever you want, Prem is mine.
Prem won't answer me.
Only time will tell who she marries.
Everyone stay away from him.
Hi, Elena.
I can't reach Perm.
Please tell Perm everything is okay here, I'll call him later.
Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
Is there a problem?
Do you need help?
No, I'm a master at running away from problems.
I'll handle it myself. Thanks.
Excuse me.
You can't get rid of the shame.
- He was going that way.
- Statistics?
Yeah.. he was there.
Statistics?
I called you so many times, why didn't you see me?
I know.
Oh! You had your headphones on. Someone called you.
I was coming to tell you.
But you weren't home. I saw you went out
Now that we've reached our house.
My house.. remember?
Statistics? Where are you, brother?
Statistics?
I was playing hide-and-seek with the kids.
You said someone called.
Yeah, it was a Perm, but
I didn't hear what he said.
What? What did he say?
What did you say?
He asked how you were.
I said you were fine and you were getting married.
What?
It was like something suddenly happened.
It was like the phone fell into the water.
Damn it!
Wait.
Dad!
- Amar, is that you?
- Yes.
Dad, for God's sake, I
didn't call him, he came himself.
Wow! What were they doing?
Nothing. No antenna!
What's that on your shirt, Amar?
- Lipstick.
- Lipstick.
What?
He was stuck with my daughter.
Don't accuse me, I'm worried enough myself.
Abromon is going to the village.
This way you can marry him.
Crying... Amar!
Mamaaaaaan!
Statistics!
Damn!
It's all lipstick.
Let me clean it.
Honey, give me the towel.
I'll get Grandma.
Hello.
I sent the cook to Elena's house.
Their house is locked.
A child?
Your child is playing children in the village.
Be a little ashamed, you disgraceful!
Why are you insulting me?
You have a younger sister at home...
Be a little ashamed, you disgraceful!
If it was someone else,
I was talking to his corpse right now.
Let him go.
You're young again.
I know what you didn't do when you were young!
Keep your mouth shut or I'll tell you everything.
You're always arguing about statistics.
Come on, my son.
You must be tired.
Girls, bring some almond milk.
Grandma, what's going to happen to our daughter?
They want to give Ammar some almond milk.
- Every day with his own hands.
- Oh, Mom!
Oh!
I understand.
Now I get what you're saying.
Otherwise, why would Ammar go to her at night?
Tell me, let me see?
Ammar, are you ready?
- Ammar?
- Yes.
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
- Come here, my dear.
That's great.
Bring the rings.
Yes. Hello, Grandpa.
Why can't I call Perm?
It'll connect...
We'll call her at the wedding.
Exchange your rings.
Let go of his hand.
Hurry up.
Wow!
You didn't even wait for me to come.
Does anyone have poison?
Don't say that, you idiot!
They were getting engaged without me.
As if I were dead.
Uncle, we didn't even wait for that uncle.
- Yeah.
- It's like you've done a great job.
I'm really upset this time.
What should we do now?
Are you competing with me?
Why can't he compete with you?
He got a smaller gift when he was engaged, but I didn't say anything.
His wife's family used him as a waiter, and I still didn't say anything.
Auntie, I've told you a thousand times.
- I was joking.
- You don't respect us.
The young people in this family are making fun of us!
I'll sit here and go on strike.
Get up, my son.
Don't do this.
Get up. What are you doing?
There's no word from Perm
And Elena's phone is off.
I know..
Think about it.
Get up, my son.
"I came to you, I left the world"
"I came to you"
"My heart was torn to see you"
"My heart was torn to see you"
"My heart was torn to see you"
"I kept you in my heart"
"I looked at you secretly and secretly"
"Let me just look at you"
"My heart was sore to see you"
"My heart was sore to see you"
"My heart was sore to "See you"
"Fill me with love"
"Make me alive"
"You are the burning sun, you are my shadow"
"You are my heart and soul"
"I love you with all my heart, my darling..."
"Let me just look at you"
- I'm not feeling well...
- "I kept you in my heart"
Someone hold me...
"My heart was aching to see you"
"Let me just look at you"
"My heart was aching to "See you"
"I was so excited to see you"
- Oh, damn!
- "I was so excited to see you"
Damn!
Oh, uncle fainted!
Get him...
Mom, is it time to tell me now?
You have to break my bangles...
Oh, Grandpa.
Grandpa... listen..
- Where are you going?
- Someone get him...
Ammar, this is crazy.
Yeah? So who asked you to come here?
Who asked you to kiss me?
Take it.
I won't let go...
No, Grandpa. Please, Grandpa.
Please come down.
- Step aside.
- Grandpa, no. Please, Grandpa.
- Step aside.
- Grandpa, please don't do this. Statistics, statistics...
Grandpa, no. Please don't do this.
- You ruined my granddaughter...
- Grandpa, please listen to me for a moment.
Step aside.
Please listen to me...
It's my fault,
Not the public.
If it weren't for him,
I would suffocate and die.
Kill me if you want.
But the truth is this.
I can't hide it anymore.
If I can't live with Perm,
I'll be single forever...
But I can't live without him.
Grandpa.
Get out of this house..
From today...
Grandpa... Grandpa, what happened?
Grandpa... Grandpa...
Mom.
Who should I give this almond milk to?
Coma?
Thank God he's alive.
How long will he be in a coma, Doctor?
The attack was so severe, I had to force
to save him from the clutches of death.
Thank God.
It's my fault.
What did you do wrong that he's suffering like this?
Lucky, pay the doctor and send him on his way.
Excuse me?
Because you have to save a lot of other people from the clutches of death.
Let me guide you.
Please forgive me, Grandma.
Why, my son?
Because I fell in love?
What are you talking about, Grandma?
Can't you see what he did to your grandfather?
He's responsible for his own thinking.
How dare you pretend to be more worried than me?
He's my husband.
Statistics is both my son and my grandson.
I'll put statistics and my pen together before this old man wakes up.
I'm not a real person
But grandma.
Your mother used to do the same thing.
Our house is big enough
to have room for all of you to be happy.
Hey, keep your advice to yourself.
Bring some tea.
Why don't you make some yourself, uncle?
Are you trying to suppress us because we are women?
Not only Zina, our in-laws support Statistics.
He is our only brother-in-law.
We will do anything to make him happy.
Statistics, you are very lucky.
Even my own family wasn't that supportive.
Hey, shut up and let me see.
Support? Don't talk nonsense!
As long as I live, Grandma's neighborhood!
As long as we live,
We won't let anyone come between us and our numbers, Uncle.
Amar just wants to live with his own identity.
And this shouldn't be a problem for anyone in the family.
And we all love Perm very much.
I won't let you ruin Amar's love story, uncle.
Your grandmother...
I'll beat you so hard that you'll go to that old man's bed.
Don't talk nonsense.
Listen,
Amar and Prem
are having a big wedding,
right here, this week.
Do you understand?
And if anyone dares to interfere, I will tear them to pieces.
Did I make it clear?
Grandma, that's really cool. Thank you.
But gay marriage is still not legal in India.
In front of the whole family
At least you can exchange rings... right?
Right, Preity?
100% grandma.
Come on, boys. Start with the drumbeat.
Remember,
The grandchild of this family is a statistic.
Spend some money.
Let the preparations begin.
Let's go and have it.
Amar, you can't be with anyone...
I only have rights over you.
Perm is coming back from here empty-handed.
Mom...
Wow.
What a handsome boy you found, Amar.
He's just like us.
Tall, fair, handsome,
With a beautiful aquiline nose.
Stay away from the evil eye.
I don't have enough brides anymore.
Grandma, that's so racist and sexist.
Thank you. Yes, I'm sexy.
I don't have nine kids.
- Where are you from?
- I'm from...
Beeji, can we go to Amritsar tomorrow?
First of all, I want to go to Parm's house,
to finalize the wedding arrangements.
Where are you from?
- I'm from...
- Don't worry, Grandma.
Should I call the sweet shop?
Shut up.
Don't talk so much.
Where are you from, Prem?
Kolkata.
Oh, so you're a Punjabi from Kolkata.
At least Punjabi.
No, Grandma, Prem is Bengali.
A Bengali! A Bengali! A Bengali!
Oh no.
Grandma. Someone give her some water.
Weren't I supposed to tell you everything?
I brought Grandma back from hell...,
Excuse me... from the very door of heaven.
- I swear.
- Do you want to go back there?
Then there's no one to bring you back.
Think about it.
Okay, I'm gone.
Grandma..
Go over there.
Then you should have found a Bengali too!
It's better to die single.
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
You mean you came between me and the statistics on purpose?
No, right?
Then why would I do it on purpose?
It just jumped out of my mouth.
You're not that stupid.
Oh no,
What if Grandma doesn't like it?
I will never forgive myself,
If I have interfered between you and the statistics.
You had a dream, you idiot.
That day will never come.
Grandma.
If I were Punjabi,
I would still love you as much as I do now.
If I were Punjabi,
You would still find me as handsome as I do now.
If I were Punjabi,
I would still love you
As much as I do now.
Maybe a little less.
Because I understood your swearing.
Crazy.
Finally, love is true.
Come here.
Grandma's eyes.
Please pray for me.
Call the Bengali family.
Invite them too.
Listen,
Do they know about you two?
Yeah, they know, but why invite them?
They're all here because of us.
Now that he's confirmed,
it's no problem anymore.
- Yes?
- Of course, I have to say more.
This is a family reunion.
- Yes.
- But we're having a prayer service today.
Full house.
Then they must be very busy.
I'll talk to them later.
What's wrong?
You know about my family.
They're so classy,
they don't appreciate a village and its people.
It's going to be a lot of trouble.
Please don't invite them.
- We'll do something about it.
- We can't do anything about it!
I know them, trust me.
We are together from the bottom of our hearts,
Why do we have to put on a show?
Perm.
It's important to show,
that none of these kids in the future,
feel like their dreams were wrong,
and never came true.
Like I used to think.
Now that God is making all my repressed dreams come true,
Let him finish this.
Don't complain later that I didn't warn you.
Anyway, Bengalis and Punjabis
are a deadly combination.
That's right.
May God have mercy on our children.
What a beautiful couple.
Why did you come in the middle?
Hello.
- Hello, Grandma.
- Yes.
I wanted to introduce you to the Amar family.
Talk to his grandmother.
Ah, okay... where is she?
- Here, talk to her.
- Say it.
Hello, sister.
Hello, how are you?
Dance?
I just recovered from an illness,
Otherwise I would have been dancing.
Grandma, what you meant was, how are you?
Sister, I'm fine.
I'm not gonna lie,
I swear I was so angry when I found out that Amar had found a Bengali.
But then I came to my senses,
I said, after all, we are all servants of God.
Don't worry. You are all invited here.
Now everyone is shocked.
Let's do all this quickly.
Hey sister,
Why don't you come to Kolkata?
We'll show you how the servants of God live here.
That's really cool.
Amar is the only brother with 6 sisters.
We want to have a big wedding.
You can't celebrate in a poor place.
You come here, okay.
That's fine. But
What kind of talk is this, Perm?
Why does he call us poor?
How dare he?
What was he thinking?
Is there a famine here?
You idiot, are you there?
Grandma, why is he talking about a brothel?
He didn't mean that.
We have a mansion here.
He meant that.
Oh my God, you're going to marry a Bengali!
You impudent woman, she calls this a brothel!
Let me speak.
Hello.
There's a problem with the antenna.
Hello,
Grandma Mamta.
The wolf is talking. Do you recognize me?
He knows everyone!
Yes, of course.
You promised to visit India from London.
But I got there before you.
- Listen, you idiot.
- Yes.
I'd rather die than hear a word said against us.
Hey, calm down.
Grandma was joking.
How dare he call us poor?
Listen,
Try to understand his situation.
Her husband is in a coma.
She's on pills herself,
and today she even forgot to take hers.
It would be better if
you became a member here.
But I won't tolerate such nonsense.
I'm warning you.
Of course, why should you tolerate it?
Don't tolerate it at all.
Show them Bengali culture.
Yes,
Only Bengalis have a rich culture.
Right.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you.
Hello.
Hello. That's not the case at all.
You better listen to me.
Grandma's word is final.
It's okay,
If you don't agree.
The wedding is here.
We'll send you the photos of the ceremony.
Grandma, she's apologizing.
Okay.
Even though she's an aunt,
I know she's a jerk.
Give me the phone, I'll talk to her myself.
No, no, I'm talking to her seriously.
Hello.
Poor grandma is crying.
Okay
It's over.
Come to Ludhiana tomorrow on the first flight.
Okay.
Goodbye.
See,
I taught him a lesson.
They're coming.
Let him go. I'll show them what a real Punjabi looks like.
Why do I feel,
You were right?
It's too late, Amar.
It's too late.
You didn't invite me, you invited your own death, Prem.
I'll make sure you come back from here empty-handed.
Enough,
We need to teach them a lesson.
Welcome, sister.
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Well, according to tradition,
you should have come here.
But
It's okay.
We're here anyway.
What is this?
Isn't it fish?
Damn. It's not good at all.
Grandma,
He's saying a bear wants to eat him.
No, fish. Let's go there.
But your spending is quite obvious.
You fight too much over food.
A monkey doesn't appreciate good food.
- What he means is...
- Of course I understand.
Even a monkey eats royal food in our city.
Real music is Rabindranath Tagore's music.
- Put on Rabindranath's music.
- Bring the Rabindranath music.
Let's go.
You fucking idiot.
Where did you get this?
From Calcutta.
I wondered why I felt
The celebration begins with your family arriving.
But here it's just a depressing mood.
It's a familiar scene.
It was the same at Tim and I's wedding.
A love marriage is no less than a mourning one.
In a love marriage,
both parties' pride is lifted.
Then you're here playing interstate.
And that one with two boys.
The troubles are just beginning.
You look so angry,
Your words are even worse.
Hey,
Watch your words.
Now I'm your uncle.
- You swindler!
- That's the same pride I'm talking about.
This pride is multiplied during the wedding.
The smallest things hit their fragile pride.
Especially the truth.
That's a good idea.
Let's get some pride in these Bengalis.
I'll be right back.
Thank you for your sympathy.
Don't try to make the ceremony too big.
Get something compact and get it over with quickly.
If we're not going to enjoy the celebration ourselves
What's the point of it?
I feel like... the wedding ceremony
is being held to pave the way for divorce.
Oh my God, thank you!
No, that's not what I meant.
What I meant is that
There are a lot of problems.
You guys
are very lucky.
Uncle, you're drunk. Lucky is himself.
I meant that you both are lucky,
that I am here.
I solved all the problems.
I separated the Bengalis and the Punjabis.
I kept them away from each other.
If there's a problem, change my name.
Who said fish and more fish?
The lion roars...
Brrr 1259
He just changed your name.
Wait a minute, let me talk.
What kind of talk is this?
What's this "brrr 1264
Exactly. Amor,
This is not proper behavior at all.
Why does everyone say "fish" anyway?
This is not acceptable at all.
Son,
You know we're very happy.
Yes.
We can even breakdance instead of bhangra.
Don't let anyone look at my son.
Do you want to fight?
Hey, take this.
Wait a minute.
- What are you doing wrong?
- Why is he giving it to me?
Because you look poorer than all of you.
- Sister.
- He's miserable.
They're right.
Couldn't you have worn a better shirt?
You're always wasting our time.
Hey, you idiot.
I used to fuck Prim when she was a baby.
How dare you pay me to keep her out of it?
As if we hadn't fucked her before.
You have to be a man.
Now I get it.
Let's see who can hold it the longest.
Hey.
You back?
Yeah.
What's going on?
It's like they're being tortured!
They haven't even blinked since they got back.
My kids aren't moving.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Let's go.
Okay.
Statistics. Hey, why are you so confused?
I'm your uncle.
Ah, I can't forget this anymore.
You've fallen into my fate so badly!
Is this how you're going to stop these two?
Statistics, I'll say it again.
We'll have a small ceremony under a tree and that's it.
They don't have ceremonies under trees here.
They kill people under trees!
I don't understand, what are you afraid of?
Look, when two families get married,
it gets really complicated.
You get what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah?
How do you know?
Have you ever
had a girlfriend?
Okay, okay,
Go get lost.
Girlfriend!
That's crazy!
Uncle's no use.
Don't worry, Amar.
I'll plan something,
so that everything goes well.
Thank you so much, Mandy.
You're a true friend.
They look like they're going to die!
Well, they're not as fancy as you.
They like to keep it simple.
Please don't make a fuss.
Why should I make a fuss?
Well, I'm leaving.
You're welcome, sister.
You look so beautiful.
Thank you, dear.
But honestly,
You were much more handsome when you got here.
Auntie,
To look handsome at a non-Bengali party,
Only we can go to all this trouble...
Hello Amor. How are you, my dear?
Hey Vijay, why are you calling him Amor?
How many times do I have to tell you, statistics, not love?
Yes, statistics.
And I told you too,
My name is Biju, not Vijay.
I'll be back now.
The dal is so delicious.
Prim.
Let's run away.
I wish you had listened to me earlier, bro.
Hey,
I know you're stressed.
But don't ruin our relationship.
I think it's better to ruin it.
That way we'll get out of this mess.
Let's just be like two brothers for the rest of our lives.
It's only for a short while.
Then you'll just chat with your family on WhatsApp.
For now, just put up with their nerves a little.
Maybe you're right.
You entertain Bengali;
I'm also interested in Punjabi.
Guys,
What do you think, should we play a game of truth or dare?
Amar, I don't like this girl.
She's too young.
No, she's too smart.
Let's play. We win.
Yeah? So we'll bet.
Okay, okay, but what's the bet?
No, no, we're not betting. Anyway,
it's too late, let's forget it.
Night? We haven't even had a drink yet.
No. No
Well, those who lost, until the end of the ceremony
should remain losers.
Okay...
When you're stressed...
You're so attractive...
Now's not the time for this.
Now's the time for trouble.
Come on, show me your moves.
We have to stop this, Amar.
Poisonous people, by nature, dance like lizards.
Who did you call poisonous?
He meant me. Uncle, he told me.
What are you doing, uncle?
Next.
Uncle Birdman.
Well, listen to a joke.
You're a joke.
How rude!
How shameless!
I saw,
Since we came, you've been picking on my husband.
You called him poor, now you're joking.
What's this?
What's this nonsense, Amat?
They're joking, aunt.
No, statistics, they're not joking.
This is not a joke.
They're throwing pieces at us.
Listen,
we know how to get you too.
ok
We can't keep making fun of each other forever.
Nobody's arguing.
It's too late.
Please, that's enough for today.
No. We have to prove it to them once and for all.
Hey, wait.
Hey, wait.
There are still two grandmothers
to play.
Grandma... grandma... grandma...
She's trying to ruin us,
you know what?
Grandma... Grandma... Grandma...
Finally, it's my turn.
Now I'll make my opponent eat.
Grandma's drunk.
She's taken a sip.
Grandma... grandma... grandma...
They taste food, not smell it.
And it's not just chickpeas,
which you cook every day.
Come visit us in Kolkata,
We have so many different dishes
that you'll forget about chickpeas.
Since we arrived, you've only given us all kinds of chickpeas.
Is this what human food is all about?
Wait a minute.
- Yes, my dear.
- Excuse me.
Yes.
Did you throw a piece of my food?
Yes, I did.
Are you making fun of the famous Punjabi food?
No, no, Grandma.
How dare you?
No, it was a joke.
"Happiness is everywhere"
"Happiness is everywhere"
"Boys become handsome"
"Boys become handsome"
"Show me your moves"
"Show me your moves"
"Show me your moves, show me your moves"
"We're not leaving anyone out tonight"
"Let's go have some fun"
"Let's go have some fun tonight"
"Let's go have some fun Let's go,
Let the enchanting one explode tonight"
"Let's go,
Let the enchanting one explode tonight"
"Let's go,
Let the enchanting one explode tonight"
"With the strings playing,
"A beautiful one dances"
"With the strings playing,
A beautiful one dances"
"Her feet are adorned with bell-shaped anklets,
ringing in harmony with them"
"With the playing of the couplet strings,
a beauty dances"
"A Bengali beauty dances"
"With my feelings for you,
I have given you my heart full of love"
"With my feelings for you, I pour out my heart full of love to you"
"I can leave the world,
but I can't break the promise I made to you."
"The boy is coming after you."
"He's fallen at your feet."
"The boy is coming after you,
he's fallen at your feet."
"Look, how he's breaking his heart and "She's going"
"She's breaking her heart and she's going"
"Let's break the wedding, let's break the charm tonight"
"Let's break the wedding, let's break the charm tonight"
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- Prem.
- Come on, go.
Yes, I'm coming.
Calm down.
- Yes, uncle.
- Very cunning and cunning.
Do you know about their plots?
Please don't tell me,
I don't want to know.
They say that Amer is the man in your relationship.
Didn't Mandy provoke you just now?
Amer's uncle told us.
Mandy just gave us tea. Drink.
No, thank you.
Perm, let me tell you,
A man's place in the house is unshakable.
Regardless of his gender.
Someone has to be the man of the house.
Learn to speak your mind.
You have to be the man of the relationship.
I am.
Yeah, me.
I knew you'd come alone.
Prem is learning from his family there.
I just heard a lecture on sex education.
Why do you want to know
What are Prem and I doing in our bedroom?
What are you doing?
I mean, what did you two do?
Revolution.
Congratulations.
Because things were bad,
I couldn't congratulate you sooner.
I'm sorry, honey.
Because of the night we ran away...
I should have confessed to you that night.
Well, even for one day,
At least I...
I was your fianc.
You know...
Nothing.
You're so funny.
If I liked girls,
I would have chosen someone like you.
You're a perfect copy of yourself.
But I heard you say,
That guy in your relationship is the one.
Hey, this is my favorite song.
Thank God, alone.
Hello, my dear.
You smell so good.
I love you.
I love you too.
Just don't talk.
I wish we could go on our honeymoon soon.
Yeah, really soon.
Only two more days.
I can't wait a moment.
I know.
What happened?
Nothing.
I just want to hug you.
Oh,
So Mandy was right.
What?
So, you told everyone
that you were the man in charge of your relationship?
No, I didn't.
I saw it myself.
Amut confirmed it.
- Statistics.
- Leave it.
Amar, this is no longer a joke.
You're not talking, and now you're making me angry.
After all, you're the man of the house.
You're right.
I'm a quiet person.
When did I say something like that?
All the men in the family are at the ceremony.
They have families
that they say.
Damn!
They gave me a dead fish as a gift.
So what? They're joking.
It's just a joke.
Statistics, this is our custom.
This is a clear disrespect
to our culture.
And when you insult us?
Immoral! How dare you pinch me?
I feel humiliated.
Who dared to mock my delicate wife?
Never mind,
My son is a man of his word.
I saw it with my own eyes.
And we're going to
take the ceremony somewhere else.
Uncle, please.
Don't think about our bedroom stories.
Nobody knows
What goes on in our bedroom.
Statistics, you're overreacting.
I know.
Because men and women are no different anymore.
In love,
Both sides are equal.
So, what are you trying to say?
- Amar, listen to me.
- Enough.
Is this even a competition?
You've humiliated yourself so much to win,
that you can't even understand.
Call me when you win.
Statistics.
Amor.
Prim, please stop it.
Hello, Amar.
I'm Prim.
Are you uncomfortable?
I'm sorry.
After all, I'm human.
I could be wrong too.
Come on, listen to me, honey.
Okay, how can I make it up to you?
Well, for now, a bottle of dog sweat.
Oh, so what are we waiting for?
Let's go to a well.
Sister, why are you crying?
Please bring some water.
Bejia, bring some water.
Joking is a part of every party.
It's fun, Prem.
This Punjabi is a real brother.
It's acceptable to mix things up.
Are you crazy?
By dividing us, you are uniting us.
We were never separated.
We weren't apart either.
Now I'm angry with you.
- Wait a minute.
- Uncle, please.
I have a really cool plan.
- Okay?
- Okay, okay.
Is anyone here?
No, we're alone.
You're just confusing me.
"Everyone shows their devotion"
"But they do not reach true devotion"
"You will understand the true meaning of devotion"
"When you dedicate yourself to your spiritual guide"
"Night of Lovers"
"If I had stayed awake with my loved ones"
"I am enchanted by your heart"
"Our colors are the same"
"With one look of your seductive eyes,
you took my identity from me"
"With one look of your seductive eyes,
you took my identity from me"
"With one look of your "You have taken my identity from me with a single glance of your seductive eyes."
Prim, listen to me.
It's not what you think.
We were playing a game.
A kissing game?
Prim, I'm sorry.
It didn't make any sense.
Please don't end it over something so small.
Every child in your village should know
that hearts
are not for playing with.
Prem.
"Dreams burn the eyes"
"How can I bear my wounded heart"
"My heart can't take it anymore"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I am broken and scattered everywhere"
"Like a boat without an anchor"
"You have changed your path"
"I am incomplete without you"
"I am incomplete without you"
Mandy.
What are you doing?
What?
Why are you doing this?
Try asking statistics,
He kissed me in front of a bunch of people.
Now if he doesn't marry me
My mom will sue him.
Even if you do,
He'll never be yours, Mandy.
"Why did you leave me alone?"
"You will always be mine."
"I waited for you with bated breath."
"I hope no one betrays me like this."
"My wishes are unfulfilled."
"She's crying"
"Your treacherous eyes took my soul"
"I wish you would tell me your pain"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
Is obsession more than the tears of statistics?
Even if you marry her,
she will never be yours.
Prem, please listen.
Please stay.
It was me.
I wet the statistics.
Really.
And I was talking to him like Perm.
Actually, he was talking to you, not me.
Perm, listen to me.
If it were possible,
I would spend my whole life with you.
Please don't go.
When I first saw you at the airport.
I was so nervous.
My dreams were crumbling before my eyes.
I was handing my suitcase over to the counter.
If I had kept it,
My life would have been different.
I would have choked on my sorrow.
But you reached out.
And the suitcase stood there.
You came and changed my world.
You made all my dreams come true.
If you hadn't come,
Statistics would still be at the checkout counter.
Vulnerable and unable to get a check-out.
I love you.
Not because you came because of me.
I love you because I know.
Even if I wasn't here, you would have helped.
I love you.
I don't know anything anymore.
So please.
Don't go.
"I give you my soul, my dyer"
"You dyed me yourself"
"By drinking the wine of love from me"
"You took my identity from me,
with a look of your seductive eyes"
"You took my identity from me,
with a look of your seductive eyes "You took my identity from me, with a look in your eyes."
"You took my identity from me, with a look in your eyes."
"You took my identity from me, with a look in your eyes."
"I gave you my whole life, O system."
"You made me your bride, with just a look."
"With a look in your eyes." "Seduced"
"With the look of your seductive eyes"
"With the look of your seductive eyes"
"With the look of your seductive eyes"