Amityverse (2025) Movie Script
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They say the land beneath
Amityville still whispers,
holding secrets darker than the night.
Those who come too close are drawn in
by its twisted history.
A place where blood stains the earth,
and where the past refuses to die.
Beware what you awaken,
for Some curses never sleep.
(flies buzzing)
Looks like they got a pretty
good hall this year, huh?
That is a lot of booty.
Woo.
You're damn right it is.
Yo bro, Where's the, uh,
full-size candy bar house at?
Up past the Baker's.
Cap?
No cap.
For real?
On guard.
All right, bet.
That's not even our language, is it?
I only understand about 10%
of what they say to each other.
It's like living with
foreign exchange students
that look like us.
(crickets chirping)
Happy Halloween.
Halloween.
Some for the, uh, witch,
and a little for the, uh, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
(horn honking)
(crickets chirping)
Hey.
Hey, about time, about time.
What's going on with you, brother?
Have a seat, have a seat.
Sweets for the tots,
and some treats for the rents.
There you go.
Thank you.
There you go.
Ugh, come on, they're sitting down now?
How long is this gonna take?
Take as long as it takes
to tell you what a real Halloween was like
back when we used to work the houses.
Again?
Hey, no eating until we get home,
and check for razor blades
and drugs.
Hey dad, what do you me and Cody go out
and trick or treat while
you guys stay here?
Get wasted.
Excuse me, little man,
nobody here is intoxicated.
Well, except maybe Tom.
I'm not.
Define wasted.
Come on Dad, just a few more houses.
We need those four bars,
and you know those are the best houses.
I don't know, it's really not safe
without a parent.
Dad, come on, we're 14.
We're not little babies anymore,
we can go trick or
treating, it's Halloween.
And, it's a safe neighborhood, right?
Well, I don't know.
With all these porch cams
people got nowadays they should be fine.
What do you think, Mony?
All right.
Just the houses until the full bar house,
and then right back here, you hear?
Thanks.
Thanks.
(crickets chirping)
Kids today, they don't understand
what a real Halloween looks like.
No way.
I mean, if you didn't have toilet paper-
Eggs.
Eggs.
Shaving cream.
Do you remember that time,
do you remember the time Old man Otis,
when we swiped the
pumpkins from his front porch,
and we took off running,
and I fell down and the
pumpkins just went everywhere?
You should have seen the look at his face.
Oh my God, I thought
he resurrected the dead.
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Is something wrong?
I've never seen the house before.
It looks like the house in that movie.
Don't worry, Scott, Amityville's
a long way from here.
I just got a text from Johnny.
And?
Says they're being followed by a man,
like they're being stalked.
He wouldn't joke about something like that.
No, no, we gotta go.
Let's go.
(crickets chirping)
(footsteps thudding)
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There they are.
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Johnny.
911 just keeps ringing then disconnects.
I got nothing.
Where'd you see him?
Johnny, where'd you see Johnny?
That far window.
Okay.
Okay, he's not in there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen.
Is that footsteps upstairs?
I think so.
(footsteps thudding)
You sure you heard footsteps?
There's someone up here.
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(flies buzzing)
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(flies buzzing)
Get out.
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(flies buzzing)
(footsteps thudding)
What the hell was that?
Could have been the owner of the house.
I don't know.
I can't get the door open.
I can't get through, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
We need to find the kids.
Fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers.
What the fuck?
What the kill the piggies.
Something's not right here.
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(indistinct)
(women screaming)
The guy with the gun was right there.
He was right there.
He was right there.
(woman crying)
It's okay, there's nobody there.
Johnny.
What?
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Johnny?
Find them and get the hell out of here.
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Shit, Monica, try yours.
Okay, okay.
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What the?
It's dead.
Damn bastard cell phone.
I can't see anything.
Can Somebody find a light switch?
Wait, I found something.
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What the fuck is that?
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Where's the door?
There is no door.
That's not possible.
How did we get in here?
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(everyone screams)
(man laughing)
(man laughing)
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(man laughing)
(man laughing)
(man laughing)
Yo, the full bar house delivered, eh?
Definitely.
Dude, our parents were
freaking out for no reason.
I know.
Like nothing exciting ever
happens in this neighborhood.
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I lived there once, but
it's not a town anymore,
it's a prison of despair.
We were all trapped, lost to the curse.
We vanished without a trace,
swallowed by its darkness.
But, if you listen, you can still hear
the echo of our screens.
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Right, eh.
I told you we should have
gotten gas at the last stop.
Well, no shit Sherlock.
This place abandoned?
Is this place abandoned?
It's not gonna work.
Hello?
Is anyone in there?
You don't have to be a dickhead.
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You know what my mama always said
in these types of moments, right?
What?
She said, uh, life's
like a box of chocolates,
you never know how much gas you have.
Okay, I didn't know that we weren't gonna
make it to the next gas station.
We can just go to the next campsite,
and see if someone has gas.
What are we gonna do,
bum gas off of someone?
Yeah.
I mean, what choice do we have?
Okay, come on.
Okay, you don't have
to be an asshole about it.
No, you're right, what
other choice do we have?
(engine roaring)
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I mean, we can always push the car.
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Okay, sorry.
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Uh, do you wanna steer?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Come on.
Okay, just a little bit more.
Hey, stop, Stop.
See?
It wasn't that far.
Doesn't really look like a campsite.
Dude, someone's already here.
We just gotta ask for some gas
and we can get going.
Okay,
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Hello.
Oh shit.
Killer beer.
So, so good You might just die.
Fuck it, it's beer.
Yeah.
Killer beer.
Is this even real?
So good you might just die.
Shut the hell up.
It's getting dark, I'm
gonna go grab firewood.
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(birds chirping)
Ah, dude, I forgot my clothes.
I'll be back.
Mm-k.
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(person chugging)
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(chain saw buzzing)
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What the fuck?
Shit, shit, fuck.
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We got out,
but the town never lets go.
You think you're safe,
that you escape the curse,
but there is no escape.
It pulls you back,
it drags you into the dark embrace,
and when you think hell
has ended you find out
it's only just begun.
It's a Scamityville.
Our top story of the hour
is a shocking one for many
as the host of the famous
OG Amityville podcast,
known as the illustrious
Mr. Goff on the air,
has been found to be a fraud.
Sources revealed today that the podcast,
which claimed to be recorded in Amityville
by a man who had been there,
was actually being recorded
in Allergan, Michigan.
Not only has the host never been
inside the Amityville house,
it appears he has never
been to Amityville at all.
Reaction to the news has been mixed,
with some saying it is a well-played joke,
and others speaking with lawyers.
At least one lawsuit has
been filed against Mr. Goff,
and time will tell what happens
to the man responsible for this activity.
(static buzzing)
Hey, yo, it's me, the
OG Amityville, AKA Jack,
AKA, the illustrious Mr. Goff.
And, yeah, y'all called me out, all right?
I'm from Michigan.
Yeah, proud resident.
I love it here, I love my state,
I'm not ashamed of that.
And, yeah, y'all are going,
"Okay, why you calling
yourself Amityville?"
"Oh, I got trauma from it."
Okay, bitch, we're talking about
fucking Freddy Kruger slashing people up,
and you are all gonna get trauma
from a man who just told you he was from
a public domain name?
You are all a bunch of bitches, all right?
And to prove that you are all bitches,
and that I am the king of horror,
We have something really cool.
What do we got?
What do we got right here?
The spoon.
That is the spoon, all right?
All right?
Y'all know my man over here.
We got spoons.
Give 'em a shout out,
tell him who you are.
Martin.
That's Martin.'
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
y'all know Martin from the podcast.
All right, he is gonna be
outside with this camera,
filming me outside my house
because we are live streaming.
Live streaming what happens
if you use a spoon from Amityville.
Y'all talk about these items
being cursed all the time, right?
Everyone who's taken an item,
like the spirit lives
inside of it and dies.
Well, I've never fucking believed that,
but just to shut y'all up
we're gonna do a live stream.
We're gonna see, I got cameras hooked up
all throughout my house.
This is gonna be one of the
coolest events of your lives.
And you're gonna see it brought
to you by the OG Amityville,
the king of horror, the
illustrious Mr. Goff, AKA Jack.
We're fucking ready for it.
Aren't we ready for it?
Very ready.
Very ready.
All right, stick around 'cause
we're gonna be here live all week.
All right everybody,
we are here for dinner on our first night,
brought to you by the
fine folks at HelloFresh.
HelloFresh, you can get
three free meals right now
if you go to hello fresh.com
and use code Amityville,
and the shipping is included.
You cannot beat that deal,
and I don't know if you can beat
the delicious meals that they send us.
I'm talking, I mean, I've
had some of the best stuff,
and this is just a bowl of soup,
but so far it looks delicious.
It looks like way more
than just your average bowl of soup.
Now let's see if this spoon
adds any weird flavor to it,
or gives it anything,
gives it a kick or anything.
Boy, I'll tell you, if this
spoon does anything,
it only showcases the fantastic flavors
that HelloFresh is packaging in.
(static buzzing)
But the real question
that you're wondering is,
"Does it work as a toothbrush?"
Well, let's get finding out.
(static buzzing)
(door knocking)
Fuck, fuck.
Jesus.
I'm up.
It's fucking 3:15.
Martin, are you fucking serious?
We said we are not doing this.
We are taking it
completely genuine, all right?
Stop being a fucking attention seeking slut
just like your fucking wife.
Jesus, man.
I'm going back to bed.
Get out to your spot.
Don't try this again.
I'm not, ugh.
Goodnight.
Hey guys, yeah, so for
those of you who don't know,
Martin left last night after I
made fun of his wife again.
I guess he wasn't even at the door.
People online are saying that like
it was the spirit of Amityville
trying to get in through this spoon.
But, I mean, I put it in my mouth,
and I feel just fine, my
teeth haven't fallen out,
So I don't know if I believe that.
But, anyway, you know, it's just
I'm more tired today from that,
but it's just us today,
So we're gonna see what
happens with this spoon, man,
living it up night.
(static buzzing)
Night two, and, uh, I can see
why people keep these things,
like it's really cool.
It's kinda longer for a spoon,
it's, it's, it's nice.
It's beautiful, you know, it is.
It's, it's a cool item to have.
I hope I sleep better
tonight than I did last night.
I'm just more tired, you know?
So, but not tired enough to miss
the fantastic taste of
Kraft macaroni and cheese,
which is just oozing with flavor,
and...
Damn the mac and, mac
and cheese is delicious.
Kraft use the code.
(static buzzing)
And I know some of you
have been worried about me,
but I'm doing fine.
I'm doing fine, I'm
doing fine, I'm doing fine,
I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine.
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(Jack laughing)
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(Jack laughing)
Hey guys, Danny B here coming to you live.
You know, I'm a huge fan
of the illustrious Mr. Goff,
and the OG Amityville Podcast.
Uh, people have been
looking for him all over,
and I think I found him.
I'm actually really excited
to be out here in the woods.
I got a tip that he might be out here,
so we're gonna go check it out.
I see someone up here, here we go.
Jack?
Oh my God, Jack, it's really you.
I can't believe I found him, everybody.
Jack, uh, people have been
looking for you all over, man.
They wanna know, was it a hoax?
Did it really happen?
Jack.
Ah, ah.
Ah,
I tried to warn them, no one listens.
The town feeds,
and those who venture within its boundaries
become part of its feast.
Even I became a victim of its curse.
Once it marks you, you cannot escape,
and you, you're next.
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The streets are alive
The streets are forever
The streets are alive
The streets are forever
The streets are alive
(indistinct) walking
The streets feel your feet
When you're walking
You're running, you're falling
No, no, you falling
They hear what they
say when you're talking
They know what you've
done, what you're doing
The streets
When you're
The streets are alive
The streets will never die
The streets are alive
The streets are
(skeleton screaming)
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Marty, can you come get the kid, please?
I gotta deal with my John here.
(gentle music continues)
Are you sure you're not Skeleton Cop?
Because if you are, this belongs to you.
(gentle music continues)
Marty, take the kid.
(gentle music continues)
You sure you're not Skeleton Cop, right?
That dude fucked me up bad last time.
(skeleton screams)
All right, what are you into?
(skeleton screams)
All right, okay.
Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm really not into
that two girls one cup kind of stuff,
and, plus, I didn't eat
any Taco Bell today,
so what else?
(skeleton screaming)
All right, how about a little bit of this?
Maximum calcium
Oh my God, you are Skeleton Cop.
Marty, it's Skeleton
Cop, quick, get in here.
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(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(bones cracking)
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(fist thuds)
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(fist thuds)
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(bones cracking)
(footsteps thudding)
(chainsaw buzzing)
Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville
(people chattering)
They were talking about backing the blue,
thought they were talking
about the avatar people.
This ain't backing no fucking blue,
they're putting a bag
of bones on the street.
He ain't got any fucking heart.
You need a heart to be a cop.
Yeah, you can see
right through it, literally.
Literally.
All right.
(people chattering)
Listen up, that sick raccoon
that's terrorizing Decatur Street,
y'all need to patrol better,
'cause our citizens just,
they demand that their
trash cans be taken care of,
that they're safe.
They're tired of all their
garbage all over the street.
And I'm tired of sending
people to go and clean it up.
Next time it's gonna be one of you.
Yes, Chief.
I just wanna send you, I don't know why.
I understand.
The next thing on the agenda
is because of some bumbling skeleton
Hannah O'Hara was
just released from the, uh,
the halfway house, okay?
You know who I'm talking about.
Hand job Hannah.
This is Amityville.
This isn't some red light fucking district.
You think women can just walk around,
and do whatever they
want with their bodies, huh?
No sir.
No chief.
Not here.
No, no, no.
No.
I know y'all don't like having
a skeleton on the crew,
I know I don't with his boney
little fingers touching pens,
handing reports, disgusting.
It makes me sick.
I could just, I could feel the
vomit coming up in my mouth.
I have no choice in it, nor do you.
This order came straight
down from the governor's office.
So I have to assign him
to patrol with somebody.
It's gonna be you, Officer LaFrag.
What the hell, why me?
Why?
I'll tell you why.
Because I just plain don't like you.
Now take your fucking partner,
and get out of here.
Anybody else have any questions?
No sir.
No chief.
All right, dismissed.
Get the fuck outta here.
I need a fucking drink.
Skeleton cop goes to Amityville
Skeleton cop goes to Amityville
(radio chattering)
Hey, no smoking in the squad cars.
(radio beeping)
God dammit.
You may have been some hot shot city cop,
but this ain't the city.
This bullshit macho attitude
ain't gonna fly with me.
I read your jacket,
I know your last partner
was killed in the line of duty,
and I'm not gonna cash in my fucking chips
just 'cause I got saddled
up with some loose canon
trigger happy buffoon.
(skeleton screaming)
(skeleton screaming)
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
I guess I judged you wrong.
You accept my apology, partner?
Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville
(radio chattering)
You won't find donuts
like these in the city.
Donnie's Donuts have
been in business since 1895.
Passed down from father and son
generation after generation.
Amityville is a town
of family and tradition.
My father was a cop.
He died when I was pretty young,
but I remember he would
take me on ride-alongs,
and we would always get Donnie's donuts.
(skeleton screaming)
Nah, he didn't die in the line of duty.
Heart attack on a fishing trip.
I was eight, maybe nine.
That's why I decided to become a cop.
I still just wanna make him proud.
What about you?
Why'd you become a cop?
(radio chattering)
Made threatening comments to her,
she is concerned he might return.
Unit one niner, code five.
Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville
Skeleton Cop goes
We get a call like this
every year around Halloween
ever since this house has been unoccupied.
50 years ago there was
a sextuple homicide here,
so kids, usually high schoolers,
they wanna break in,
and see the spooky Amityville murder house,
and smoke jazz cigarettes,
and have make out parties.
They think they're pretty
cool until we show up.
Culinary delight
Coming to your taste buds
From the afterlife
Chin up
Ghostly
Once your intestines
squirts out your butt
Cooking with chef Belial
All right, welcome to
this, uh, fucking show,
where we cook a fucking duck,
and, uh, fucking lighter.
Mark this up right here,
then we put the spaghetti on right there.
All right.
We're gonna cook a cat.
No, we're not gonna cook a cat.
(upbeat music)
All right
See that?
Now, (indistinct) not doing it right.
All right, gourmet meal here.
Then what we do?
Huh, huh?
Stick your hand.
(upbeat music continues)
(chef laughing)
(chef laughing)
Blue cheese.
(upbeat music continues)
Shh.
Cooking with chef Belial
You know what else goes good with duck?
Bacon.
(chef imitates a pig)
You hear that, piggy?
Little (indistinct).
Yeah, I'm gonna come get you,
and I'm gonna gut you.
I'm gonna gut you like a fucking pig.
Like it oinks while it's alive.
Ooh, I'm coming for you,
and I'm gonna grease you up.
It's gonna taste so good
'cause it's gonna be the greatest thing
I've ever fucking cooked.
And, you know what,
I'm gonna let everybody you know taste it.
(chef laughs)
(skeleton cop screaming)
You're right, partner,
let's get the fuck out of here.
Maximum calcium
Maximum calcium, baby
Skeleton Cop
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Skeleton cop
Stars shinning bright above you
Night breezes seem
to whisper I love you
Birds singing in the sycamore trees
Dream a little dream of me
Stars fading but I linger my dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just singing this
(gun firing)
Sweet dreams till
(gun firing)
Sun beams find you
(gun firing)
Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
(woman screaming)
Sweet dreams till sun beams find you
Find you
Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
Dream a little dream of me
Dream a little dream of me
Got milk for strong bones
Maximum calcium
Maximum calcium baby
Skeleton Cop
(upbeat music)
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And Skeleton Cop
(angelic singing)
(angelic singing)
Am I dead?
No, no, no, no.
I can't be dead.
I gotta get home.
My kids are waiting for me.
It's Sunday.
I make pancakes every Sunday.
Every Sunday.
Skeleton Cop, don't just stand there,
fucking do something.
(Skeleton Cop screams)
I don't know, put me back together,
I gotta get home.
(angelic singing)
(angelic singing)
Dad?
(angelic singing)
Sweet dreams till sun beams find you
Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music)
(gun firing)
(woman screaming)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
No, please, don't shoot me.
Please, don't shoot me.
Please.
I am not like them.
I am worse.
I am worse.
(gun firing)
(Skeleton Cop laughs)
(upbeat music)
I congratulate you, Skeleton Cop,
you're the first to have made it this far.
I am Ester, guardian
of hell's portal. (laughs)
This house, this house, a
conduit between the realms
where the spirits of the
restless souls may reside.
For 10,000 years this
lamp has carried a curse.
Hey, wait, where are you going?
Hey, stop that.
This is absurd.
What are you doing?
(upbeat music)
Who
Got that maximum calcium
Don't hold back on that maxim calcium
Amityville, a town built on madness.
Every shadow hides a story of violence.
Every echo a scream of the past.
The spirits here do not rest, they linger,
waiting for the moment to strike again.
And when the veil is thin,
the evil becomes real.
(dramatic music)
Hello, I am your artificial intelligence
assistant Remus,
who is well versed in the practice
of human psychology,
what can I help you with today, Doug?
I've been troubled lately.
What seems to be troubling you?
The clown.
The clown?
Every time I see her I just wonder
"Is she even there?"
Where have you seen this clown?
Well, one day I took
my dog Kodak for a walk,
and there she was just
standing right there by the shed.
(dramatic music continues)
Is that the only time that
you have seen the clown?
No.
Another time I went out
to eat at this restaurant,
which is a big deal for me
because I don't like going out in public.
Just as I'm getting into my salad,
there's the clown peeking
over the edge of the booth,
and looking at me, starring at me.
Why does the clown keep starring at me?
(dramatic music)
In order to analyze the clown's intentions,
first I must know the clown's behavior.
What does this clown say to you?
That's the thing, the
clown doesn't say anything.
The clown just looks at me.
So a silent clown?
I think that is called a mime.
When did you first start seeing this clown?
You know, it's funny that you mention that,
because I had to go
back and think about it.
The clown didn't start showing up
until I got my package.
Your package,
I have taken a look at your email,
and I do not see any sort of order history.
That's because I didn't order a package,
it was sent to me.
Where was it sent from?
It said it was from Ocean Avenue,
Amityville, New York.
(dramatic music)
And what was in the package?
I couldn't believe it,
when I opened it up all that was in there
was this little music box.
Someone sent you a box of tapes
or compact discs?
No, no, no, like a little music box.
It was like a children's toy.
It's got a little handle on the side,
and you turn it,
and it makes the music.
What kind of music did it make?
(music box playing)
It was very creepy and unsettling,
I just can't get it out of my head,
just like I can't get that
clown out of my head.
The mime.
That's right, the mime.
So, this mime did not start showing up
until you received the package
from Amityville, New York?
Wouldn't you say that
this is an Amityville mime?
So what you're trying to tell me
with all your commuting power is that
this mime followed the
package all the way here
from Amityville, New York?
No, Benson, what I'm trying to tell you
is that Amityville is a place of curses.
That children's musical box
that you listened to the music,
it was cursed.
And now that mime has latched onto you.
So what am I supposed to do?
You should do whatever you think
you need to do to defend yourself.
What do you think the mime wants?
If it's cursed, what does
the mime want from me?
There's all sorts of curses out there.
Each one is different from the other.
You will know in time
what the Amityville mime
wants from you.
Thanks, you're a lot of help, Remus,
a lot of help.
My pleasure.
Would you like to update
your last will and testament?
No, it's still pretty good as is,
thanks for asking.
Well, if that's all I can
assist you with today,
I will take a nap.
Such a difficult life you lead.
I'm not the one who is cursed.
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(knife stabbing)
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(knife stabbing)
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The town, it's always watching.
Every corner hides a dark past,
every shadow a threat.
You never know what you're walking into
until it's too late.
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(person screaming)
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Amityville, the name itself is a curse.
We were its last offering,
but it still hungers.
Do you hear the whispers?
That's it calling you.
You will be next.
(gentle music)
(person farting)
(person pooping)
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(man screaming)
(knife slicing)
(man screaming)
(knife slicing)
(man screaming)
(knife slicing)
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(knife slicing)
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(man screaming)
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(man screaming)
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What?
No, no, please, anything.
No.
What is this shit?
Please.
(bright music)
(man groaning)
(man screaming)
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(man screaming)
(bright music continues)
(man groaning)
(man mumbling)
(man mumbling)
(gentle music)
(man mumbling)
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(man mumbling)
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(man mumbling)
Come and get me.
Olly olly oxen free.
Come and get me.
(dramatic music)
(knife slicing)
(man screaming)
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(man screaming)
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I heard there's a bad toilet in here.
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There's no escape, no salvation.
The blood of the
innOcence stains the earth,
and the town drinks it all.
When the sun sets, it begins again.
Fear the night.
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
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Ugh, the horrors of retail.
How long has it even been
since someone's been in here?
I mean, I think it was that lady
that had like that huge bag
with like every possession
she's ever owned.
That was like right before your break,
so, like, I don't know, like 90 minutes.
It just makes time go by so slow.
You think with the mall being new
it was drive some traffic in.
I don't know what they expected
when they built it on the land
where all that stuff happened.
What stuff?
Like the murders.
Wait, murders?
There were murders here?
You know, I don't really know how much
I'm supposed to talk about.
Spill it.
But, yeah, so before they built the mall
there was like this old creepy house here,
and like all of these like
killings and stuff happened,
and then all of these hauntings happened,
and then they just like leveled the house,
and then, you know, built a mall.
Great.
So you're telling me we're
working on cursed land?
I mean, aren't all malls
technically cursed land?
No.
Well, you know what,
I think I am gonna take off.
I'm gonna go check out
that crappy 3D movie playing.
And leave me
with all these customers by myself?
I think you can handle
the madness, I have faith.
Thank you.
Yeah.
(upbeat music)
(gate rattling)
(dramatic music)
Oh, please wait.
I'm sorry, but we're closing.
I hope you consider
momentarily allowing me to come in, please.
I simply need to obtain a
new generation of Shamus.
I'm Sorry, a what?
A shirt, my dear.
I need to purchase a shirt.
I promise I will operate with haste.
All right, but you'll need to be quick.
Don't mean to freak you out,
but I just wanna make
sure no one else comes in.
Perfect, yes, no one to distract,
and also no escape.
Jesting, of course.
So you need a shirt?
Yes.
Yes, you see occasionally
I, I get these desires,
and when I do I simply must act on them.
I know what you mean,
I'm like that with shoes.
(customer laughing)
Yeah, we're talking about
the exact same thing, I'm sure.
So, do you have a color or style in mind?
Mm, yes I do.
But, I think I've found my prey.
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This will do.
That's a great choice.
Do you wanna pay with cash or card?
Oh, you'll get all you deserve, my dear,
but first I must ask you a question.
Do you have a changing room?
Oh yes, I'm sorry,
do you wanna try that on?
Indeed.
All right.
Well, the changing room's back here,
so just follow me.
Just go right in here,
and you can get changed.
Oh, perfect.
I'll be right back out
just as soon as I get a a
touch more comfortable.
(curtain sliding)
If you need a different size, let me know,
and I can hand it to you.
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Sir, is everything okay in there?
Sir?
Um, Sir, how does that fit?
Um, I'm hoping it's okay because
we have to wrap up in here.
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Sir?
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(light buzzing)
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(light buzzing)
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Hey, hey, hey, Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Somebody's in here with me,
and I can't (indistinct).
You need to unlock this.
I, I don't have a key.
Alright, um, that sucks.
Uh, I'll go find security or whatever.
(dramatic music)
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Oh hey, alright, you got out.
Security said they'd be here in like now,
but that usually means
about 15 minutes or so.
And, you'd be like, "Dude,
about time, am I right?"
Yeah.
No worrying, my dear fellow, all is well.
Forgive my distress earlier,
as I was simply erroneous
about my circumstances.
Ah, yeah.
I don't know what any of that means,
but, you all right?
Indeed.
I'll go take my leave now.
As they say, gotta fly.
(upbeat music)
(fly buzzing)
The locals tried to warn us,
but we were too naive, too arrogant.
Now we are nothing more than shadows
wandering these halls,
waiting for the next to arrive.
We are forced to do the town's bidding,
gathering more souls.
Will yours be next?
(crickets chirping)
(phone ringing)
Billy,
do not tell me your car broke down again.
Oh my gosh, it is so late,
and you have Tori with you.
Oh, I can't believe you.
Do not tell me that you were out there
walking in the middle
of the night with her.
I guess this will probably take all night
before you get it fixed and get home.
Please make sure she gets something to eat,
you know how she gets
when she gets hungry, right?
Are you not even gonna tell me
how far away you are from Amityville?
Sydney.
Billy, this is why I divorced you,
you can't do anything right?
Jeez.
Oh my gosh, just let
me talk to Tori, all right?
Was that Mom?
Dad, was that Mom?
Is this gonna take all night?
Dad, come on.
You're taking forever, come on.
Answer me, Dad.
Dad?
Hello?
Do you even know what you're doing?
You don't even know how
to change the oil, do you?
Be quiet.
This sucks, Dad.
We're supposed to be home by now,
and I promised Sarah that she could
come over when we were home.
Sarah can wait.
No, she can't.
She's important to me,
and you made me go
on this stupid trip with you.
She needs me right now,
and she's going through
some hard stuff, okay?
Dad?
Dad, I haven't even
seen her in like two weeks.
How far are we from AmityVille anyway?
Have you even crossed the state line?
And now we're stuck in this damn car
that won't even start in
the middle of nowhere.
Dad, what are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do
about this stupid car that won't start
in the middle of the fucking woods?
Shut up, Victoria.
Dad, can you answer me?
Dad?
Dad?
Am I supposed to just sit here
while you walk back to
that stupid gas station?
It's like eight miles.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have a phone.
Dad, it's probably closed anyway.
What am I supposed to do?
Dad?
Dad, answer me.
Lock the doors, Tori.
Dad?
Oh, I can't believe him.
I can't believe this is how he treats me.
Just wait until mom finds out about this.
(footsteps crunching)
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(voice speaking indistinctly)
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad, is that you?
(voice indistinctly speaking)
(indistinct)
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(voice speaking indistinctly)
(dramatic music)
(voice speaking indistinctly)
Dad?
Dad, is that you?
Dad?
Dad?
Look, I'm sorry, Okay?
I'm sorry for before.
Would you stop it?
You're scaring me.
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
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(Tori screaming)
(Tori screaming)
(Tori screaming)
(Tori gasping)
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(Tori coughing)
Dad?
Dad?
(Tori screaming)
Tori.
Dad?
(dramatic music)
Dad?
Tori.
Dad, what's wrong with you?
(Tori screaming)
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Dad?
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(Tori screaming)
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Dad?
Tori.
(Tori screams)
When you leave, you
will not leave the same.
Amityville takes what it wants,
and its hunger is eternal.
It doesn't matter if you
believe in ghosts or not,
the curse has already marked you.
The nightmare continues
even after the last breath is drawn.
The DeFeoes were
viscously murdered in a single evening
by their own son and brother Ronnie DeFeo.
Many believe this horrific event
was the beginning of all of
the supernatural business
at the Amityville House.
If there is truly a supernatural
force at the house,
it must spread even beyond the house
for it to have had such
a long hold on the public.
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(kid screaming)
Hey buddy, what's going on?
I, I...
Is it the monster again?
Now, I told you the monster isn't real.
But I saw it.
It was just a dream, buddy.
It's your imagination playing tricks on you
because Mom left.
Are you sure?
Buddy, I told you that
the monsters aren't real.
But I saw it.
Would I lie to you?
Promise?
Next time you see the monster,
you just yell go away,
and you're not real,
and it'll go away.
Will you say that with me, buddy?
Go away, you're not real.
Go away, you're not real.
You okay, buddy?
Yeah.
Yeah?
All right, sweet dreams, buddy.
Go back to sleep.
Jodie was the mysterious entity
who occupied the house after the DeFeos,
as suggested by George Lutz.
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Some say it was a demonic pig monster.
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
(item bangs)
(dramatic music)
Go away, you're not real.
You're not real.
You're not real.
(dramatic music)
Loraine and Ed Warren,
founders of the New England
Society for psychic research
investigated the house in 1976.
She told CNN in 2005 that she felt evil.
It's the personification of evil.
She said "I hope this is as close to hell"
"that I'll ever get."
Some may disagree, but
who could say for sure.
(kid peeing)
(toilet flushing)
Hey, what's wrong?
You good?
Yeah, why do you have your hammer?
Uh, I was just doing some chores.
Come on back to bed, buddy.
Okay.
How come you're still up?
Nevermind that, buddy, how you feeling?
I'm good.
Yeah?
No more monsters?
No, I told them what you said,
and now they're all gone.
Good job, buddy,
so now you can go back to sleep.
Goodnight.
Sweet dreams, buddy.
(dramatic music)
An evil as strong as some say it is,
it must surely spread
beyond the house itself,
effecting the local vicinity as well.
(items crashing)
(chain saw buzzing)
(items banging)
(paper crinkling)
(truck squealing)
(dramatic music)
Could have sworn.
(door clicks)
(dramatic music)
(man groaning)
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
There's a woman in the corner
With knives of fire
And in one hand a glass of amber liquor
Made from the souls last night
She starred for a moment
And thought for a while
Then she flashed me that
upside down cross smile
(gentle music)
She floated on over
from across the room
Spinning round and round
And I don't think she ever
even once touched the ground
The skin was pale
From her toes to her head
Gently wrapped in a cocktail dress gown
Made with blood red
And I felt a chill
And I swear for a
moment I could see heaven
She took her hands in mine
Like needles in my skin
She spoke in a language so soft
And older than sin
It's strange
To no longer feel any pain
I think I might be going insane
I felt like someone
walked over my grave
And I swear for a
moment I could see hell
God rest the souls of the dead
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They say the land beneath
Amityville still whispers,
holding secrets darker than the night.
Those who come too close are drawn in
by its twisted history.
A place where blood stains the earth,
and where the past refuses to die.
Beware what you awaken,
for Some curses never sleep.
(flies buzzing)
Looks like they got a pretty
good hall this year, huh?
That is a lot of booty.
Woo.
You're damn right it is.
Yo bro, Where's the, uh,
full-size candy bar house at?
Up past the Baker's.
Cap?
No cap.
For real?
On guard.
All right, bet.
That's not even our language, is it?
I only understand about 10%
of what they say to each other.
It's like living with
foreign exchange students
that look like us.
(crickets chirping)
Happy Halloween.
Halloween.
Some for the, uh, witch,
and a little for the, uh, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
(horn honking)
(crickets chirping)
Hey.
Hey, about time, about time.
What's going on with you, brother?
Have a seat, have a seat.
Sweets for the tots,
and some treats for the rents.
There you go.
Thank you.
There you go.
Ugh, come on, they're sitting down now?
How long is this gonna take?
Take as long as it takes
to tell you what a real Halloween was like
back when we used to work the houses.
Again?
Hey, no eating until we get home,
and check for razor blades
and drugs.
Hey dad, what do you me and Cody go out
and trick or treat while
you guys stay here?
Get wasted.
Excuse me, little man,
nobody here is intoxicated.
Well, except maybe Tom.
I'm not.
Define wasted.
Come on Dad, just a few more houses.
We need those four bars,
and you know those are the best houses.
I don't know, it's really not safe
without a parent.
Dad, come on, we're 14.
We're not little babies anymore,
we can go trick or
treating, it's Halloween.
And, it's a safe neighborhood, right?
Well, I don't know.
With all these porch cams
people got nowadays they should be fine.
What do you think, Mony?
All right.
Just the houses until the full bar house,
and then right back here, you hear?
Thanks.
Thanks.
(crickets chirping)
Kids today, they don't understand
what a real Halloween looks like.
No way.
I mean, if you didn't have toilet paper-
Eggs.
Eggs.
Shaving cream.
Do you remember that time,
do you remember the time Old man Otis,
when we swiped the
pumpkins from his front porch,
and we took off running,
and I fell down and the
pumpkins just went everywhere?
You should have seen the look at his face.
Oh my God, I thought
he resurrected the dead.
(dramatic music)
Is something wrong?
I've never seen the house before.
It looks like the house in that movie.
Don't worry, Scott, Amityville's
a long way from here.
I just got a text from Johnny.
And?
Says they're being followed by a man,
like they're being stalked.
He wouldn't joke about something like that.
No, no, we gotta go.
Let's go.
(crickets chirping)
(footsteps thudding)
(dramatic music)
There they are.
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Johnny.
911 just keeps ringing then disconnects.
I got nothing.
Where'd you see him?
Johnny, where'd you see Johnny?
That far window.
Okay.
Okay, he's not in there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen.
Is that footsteps upstairs?
I think so.
(footsteps thudding)
You sure you heard footsteps?
There's someone up here.
(dramatic music)
(flies buzzing)
(dramatic music continues)
(flies buzzing)
Get out.
(dramatic music continues)
(flies buzzing)
(footsteps thudding)
What the hell was that?
Could have been the owner of the house.
I don't know.
I can't get the door open.
I can't get through, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
We need to find the kids.
Fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers.
What the fuck?
What the kill the piggies.
Something's not right here.
(dramatic music)
(indistinct)
(women screaming)
The guy with the gun was right there.
He was right there.
He was right there.
(woman crying)
It's okay, there's nobody there.
Johnny.
What?
(dramatic music continues)
Johnny?
Find them and get the hell out of here.
(dramatic music continues)
Shit, Monica, try yours.
Okay, okay.
(dramatic music continues)
What the?
It's dead.
Damn bastard cell phone.
I can't see anything.
Can Somebody find a light switch?
Wait, I found something.
(dramatic music)
What the fuck is that?
(dramatic music continues)
Where's the door?
There is no door.
That's not possible.
How did we get in here?
(dramatic music)
(everyone screams)
(man laughing)
(man laughing)
(dramatic music continues)
(man laughing)
(man laughing)
(man laughing)
Yo, the full bar house delivered, eh?
Definitely.
Dude, our parents were
freaking out for no reason.
I know.
Like nothing exciting ever
happens in this neighborhood.
(dramatic music)
I lived there once, but
it's not a town anymore,
it's a prison of despair.
We were all trapped, lost to the curse.
We vanished without a trace,
swallowed by its darkness.
But, if you listen, you can still hear
the echo of our screens.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
Right, eh.
I told you we should have
gotten gas at the last stop.
Well, no shit Sherlock.
This place abandoned?
Is this place abandoned?
It's not gonna work.
Hello?
Is anyone in there?
You don't have to be a dickhead.
(dramatic music)
You know what my mama always said
in these types of moments, right?
What?
She said, uh, life's
like a box of chocolates,
you never know how much gas you have.
Okay, I didn't know that we weren't gonna
make it to the next gas station.
We can just go to the next campsite,
and see if someone has gas.
What are we gonna do,
bum gas off of someone?
Yeah.
I mean, what choice do we have?
Okay, come on.
Okay, you don't have
to be an asshole about it.
No, you're right, what
other choice do we have?
(engine roaring)
(gentle music)
I mean, we can always push the car.
(gentle music continues)
Okay, sorry.
(gentle music continues)
Uh, do you wanna steer?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Come on.
Okay, just a little bit more.
Hey, stop, Stop.
See?
It wasn't that far.
Doesn't really look like a campsite.
Dude, someone's already here.
We just gotta ask for some gas
and we can get going.
Okay,
(dramatic music)
Hello.
Oh shit.
Killer beer.
So, so good You might just die.
Fuck it, it's beer.
Yeah.
Killer beer.
Is this even real?
So good you might just die.
Shut the hell up.
It's getting dark, I'm
gonna go grab firewood.
(dramatic music)
(birds chirping)
Ah, dude, I forgot my clothes.
I'll be back.
Mm-k.
(dramatic music)
(person chugging)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music)
(chain saw buzzing)
(dramatic music)
What the fuck?
Shit, shit, fuck.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
We got out,
but the town never lets go.
You think you're safe,
that you escape the curse,
but there is no escape.
It pulls you back,
it drags you into the dark embrace,
and when you think hell
has ended you find out
it's only just begun.
It's a Scamityville.
Our top story of the hour
is a shocking one for many
as the host of the famous
OG Amityville podcast,
known as the illustrious
Mr. Goff on the air,
has been found to be a fraud.
Sources revealed today that the podcast,
which claimed to be recorded in Amityville
by a man who had been there,
was actually being recorded
in Allergan, Michigan.
Not only has the host never been
inside the Amityville house,
it appears he has never
been to Amityville at all.
Reaction to the news has been mixed,
with some saying it is a well-played joke,
and others speaking with lawyers.
At least one lawsuit has
been filed against Mr. Goff,
and time will tell what happens
to the man responsible for this activity.
(static buzzing)
Hey, yo, it's me, the
OG Amityville, AKA Jack,
AKA, the illustrious Mr. Goff.
And, yeah, y'all called me out, all right?
I'm from Michigan.
Yeah, proud resident.
I love it here, I love my state,
I'm not ashamed of that.
And, yeah, y'all are going,
"Okay, why you calling
yourself Amityville?"
"Oh, I got trauma from it."
Okay, bitch, we're talking about
fucking Freddy Kruger slashing people up,
and you are all gonna get trauma
from a man who just told you he was from
a public domain name?
You are all a bunch of bitches, all right?
And to prove that you are all bitches,
and that I am the king of horror,
We have something really cool.
What do we got?
What do we got right here?
The spoon.
That is the spoon, all right?
All right?
Y'all know my man over here.
We got spoons.
Give 'em a shout out,
tell him who you are.
Martin.
That's Martin.'
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
y'all know Martin from the podcast.
All right, he is gonna be
outside with this camera,
filming me outside my house
because we are live streaming.
Live streaming what happens
if you use a spoon from Amityville.
Y'all talk about these items
being cursed all the time, right?
Everyone who's taken an item,
like the spirit lives
inside of it and dies.
Well, I've never fucking believed that,
but just to shut y'all up
we're gonna do a live stream.
We're gonna see, I got cameras hooked up
all throughout my house.
This is gonna be one of the
coolest events of your lives.
And you're gonna see it brought
to you by the OG Amityville,
the king of horror, the
illustrious Mr. Goff, AKA Jack.
We're fucking ready for it.
Aren't we ready for it?
Very ready.
Very ready.
All right, stick around 'cause
we're gonna be here live all week.
All right everybody,
we are here for dinner on our first night,
brought to you by the
fine folks at HelloFresh.
HelloFresh, you can get
three free meals right now
if you go to hello fresh.com
and use code Amityville,
and the shipping is included.
You cannot beat that deal,
and I don't know if you can beat
the delicious meals that they send us.
I'm talking, I mean, I've
had some of the best stuff,
and this is just a bowl of soup,
but so far it looks delicious.
It looks like way more
than just your average bowl of soup.
Now let's see if this spoon
adds any weird flavor to it,
or gives it anything,
gives it a kick or anything.
Boy, I'll tell you, if this
spoon does anything,
it only showcases the fantastic flavors
that HelloFresh is packaging in.
(static buzzing)
But the real question
that you're wondering is,
"Does it work as a toothbrush?"
Well, let's get finding out.
(static buzzing)
(door knocking)
Fuck, fuck.
Jesus.
I'm up.
It's fucking 3:15.
Martin, are you fucking serious?
We said we are not doing this.
We are taking it
completely genuine, all right?
Stop being a fucking attention seeking slut
just like your fucking wife.
Jesus, man.
I'm going back to bed.
Get out to your spot.
Don't try this again.
I'm not, ugh.
Goodnight.
Hey guys, yeah, so for
those of you who don't know,
Martin left last night after I
made fun of his wife again.
I guess he wasn't even at the door.
People online are saying that like
it was the spirit of Amityville
trying to get in through this spoon.
But, I mean, I put it in my mouth,
and I feel just fine, my
teeth haven't fallen out,
So I don't know if I believe that.
But, anyway, you know, it's just
I'm more tired today from that,
but it's just us today,
So we're gonna see what
happens with this spoon, man,
living it up night.
(static buzzing)
Night two, and, uh, I can see
why people keep these things,
like it's really cool.
It's kinda longer for a spoon,
it's, it's, it's nice.
It's beautiful, you know, it is.
It's, it's a cool item to have.
I hope I sleep better
tonight than I did last night.
I'm just more tired, you know?
So, but not tired enough to miss
the fantastic taste of
Kraft macaroni and cheese,
which is just oozing with flavor,
and...
Damn the mac and, mac
and cheese is delicious.
Kraft use the code.
(static buzzing)
And I know some of you
have been worried about me,
but I'm doing fine.
I'm doing fine, I'm
doing fine, I'm doing fine,
I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine.
(dramatic music)
(Jack laughing)
(dramatic music)
(Jack laughing)
Hey guys, Danny B here coming to you live.
You know, I'm a huge fan
of the illustrious Mr. Goff,
and the OG Amityville Podcast.
Uh, people have been
looking for him all over,
and I think I found him.
I'm actually really excited
to be out here in the woods.
I got a tip that he might be out here,
so we're gonna go check it out.
I see someone up here, here we go.
Jack?
Oh my God, Jack, it's really you.
I can't believe I found him, everybody.
Jack, uh, people have been
looking for you all over, man.
They wanna know, was it a hoax?
Did it really happen?
Jack.
Ah, ah.
Ah,
I tried to warn them, no one listens.
The town feeds,
and those who venture within its boundaries
become part of its feast.
Even I became a victim of its curse.
Once it marks you, you cannot escape,
and you, you're next.
(upbeat music)
The streets are alive
The streets are forever
The streets are alive
The streets are forever
The streets are alive
(indistinct) walking
The streets feel your feet
When you're walking
You're running, you're falling
No, no, you falling
They hear what they
say when you're talking
They know what you've
done, what you're doing
The streets
When you're
The streets are alive
The streets will never die
The streets are alive
The streets are
(skeleton screaming)
(gentle music)
Marty, can you come get the kid, please?
I gotta deal with my John here.
(gentle music continues)
Are you sure you're not Skeleton Cop?
Because if you are, this belongs to you.
(gentle music continues)
Marty, take the kid.
(gentle music continues)
You sure you're not Skeleton Cop, right?
That dude fucked me up bad last time.
(skeleton screams)
All right, what are you into?
(skeleton screams)
All right, okay.
Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm really not into
that two girls one cup kind of stuff,
and, plus, I didn't eat
any Taco Bell today,
so what else?
(skeleton screaming)
All right, how about a little bit of this?
Maximum calcium
Oh my God, you are Skeleton Cop.
Marty, it's Skeleton
Cop, quick, get in here.
(dramatic music)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(bones cracking)
(dramatic music continues)
(fist thuds)
(dramatic music continues)
(fist thuds)
(dramatic music continues)
(bones cracking)
(footsteps thudding)
(chainsaw buzzing)
Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville
(people chattering)
They were talking about backing the blue,
thought they were talking
about the avatar people.
This ain't backing no fucking blue,
they're putting a bag
of bones on the street.
He ain't got any fucking heart.
You need a heart to be a cop.
Yeah, you can see
right through it, literally.
Literally.
All right.
(people chattering)
Listen up, that sick raccoon
that's terrorizing Decatur Street,
y'all need to patrol better,
'cause our citizens just,
they demand that their
trash cans be taken care of,
that they're safe.
They're tired of all their
garbage all over the street.
And I'm tired of sending
people to go and clean it up.
Next time it's gonna be one of you.
Yes, Chief.
I just wanna send you, I don't know why.
I understand.
The next thing on the agenda
is because of some bumbling skeleton
Hannah O'Hara was
just released from the, uh,
the halfway house, okay?
You know who I'm talking about.
Hand job Hannah.
This is Amityville.
This isn't some red light fucking district.
You think women can just walk around,
and do whatever they
want with their bodies, huh?
No sir.
No chief.
Not here.
No, no, no.
No.
I know y'all don't like having
a skeleton on the crew,
I know I don't with his boney
little fingers touching pens,
handing reports, disgusting.
It makes me sick.
I could just, I could feel the
vomit coming up in my mouth.
I have no choice in it, nor do you.
This order came straight
down from the governor's office.
So I have to assign him
to patrol with somebody.
It's gonna be you, Officer LaFrag.
What the hell, why me?
Why?
I'll tell you why.
Because I just plain don't like you.
Now take your fucking partner,
and get out of here.
Anybody else have any questions?
No sir.
No chief.
All right, dismissed.
Get the fuck outta here.
I need a fucking drink.
Skeleton cop goes to Amityville
Skeleton cop goes to Amityville
(radio chattering)
Hey, no smoking in the squad cars.
(radio beeping)
God dammit.
You may have been some hot shot city cop,
but this ain't the city.
This bullshit macho attitude
ain't gonna fly with me.
I read your jacket,
I know your last partner
was killed in the line of duty,
and I'm not gonna cash in my fucking chips
just 'cause I got saddled
up with some loose canon
trigger happy buffoon.
(skeleton screaming)
(skeleton screaming)
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
I guess I judged you wrong.
You accept my apology, partner?
Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville
(radio chattering)
You won't find donuts
like these in the city.
Donnie's Donuts have
been in business since 1895.
Passed down from father and son
generation after generation.
Amityville is a town
of family and tradition.
My father was a cop.
He died when I was pretty young,
but I remember he would
take me on ride-alongs,
and we would always get Donnie's donuts.
(skeleton screaming)
Nah, he didn't die in the line of duty.
Heart attack on a fishing trip.
I was eight, maybe nine.
That's why I decided to become a cop.
I still just wanna make him proud.
What about you?
Why'd you become a cop?
(radio chattering)
Made threatening comments to her,
she is concerned he might return.
Unit one niner, code five.
Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville
Skeleton Cop goes
We get a call like this
every year around Halloween
ever since this house has been unoccupied.
50 years ago there was
a sextuple homicide here,
so kids, usually high schoolers,
they wanna break in,
and see the spooky Amityville murder house,
and smoke jazz cigarettes,
and have make out parties.
They think they're pretty
cool until we show up.
Culinary delight
Coming to your taste buds
From the afterlife
Chin up
Ghostly
Once your intestines
squirts out your butt
Cooking with chef Belial
All right, welcome to
this, uh, fucking show,
where we cook a fucking duck,
and, uh, fucking lighter.
Mark this up right here,
then we put the spaghetti on right there.
All right.
We're gonna cook a cat.
No, we're not gonna cook a cat.
(upbeat music)
All right
See that?
Now, (indistinct) not doing it right.
All right, gourmet meal here.
Then what we do?
Huh, huh?
Stick your hand.
(upbeat music continues)
(chef laughing)
(chef laughing)
Blue cheese.
(upbeat music continues)
Shh.
Cooking with chef Belial
You know what else goes good with duck?
Bacon.
(chef imitates a pig)
You hear that, piggy?
Little (indistinct).
Yeah, I'm gonna come get you,
and I'm gonna gut you.
I'm gonna gut you like a fucking pig.
Like it oinks while it's alive.
Ooh, I'm coming for you,
and I'm gonna grease you up.
It's gonna taste so good
'cause it's gonna be the greatest thing
I've ever fucking cooked.
And, you know what,
I'm gonna let everybody you know taste it.
(chef laughs)
(skeleton cop screaming)
You're right, partner,
let's get the fuck out of here.
Maximum calcium
Maximum calcium, baby
Skeleton Cop
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
Skeleton cop
Stars shinning bright above you
Night breezes seem
to whisper I love you
Birds singing in the sycamore trees
Dream a little dream of me
Stars fading but I linger my dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just singing this
(gun firing)
Sweet dreams till
(gun firing)
Sun beams find you
(gun firing)
Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
(woman screaming)
Sweet dreams till sun beams find you
Find you
Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
Dream a little dream of me
Dream a little dream of me
Got milk for strong bones
Maximum calcium
Maximum calcium baby
Skeleton Cop
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
And Skeleton Cop
(angelic singing)
(angelic singing)
Am I dead?
No, no, no, no.
I can't be dead.
I gotta get home.
My kids are waiting for me.
It's Sunday.
I make pancakes every Sunday.
Every Sunday.
Skeleton Cop, don't just stand there,
fucking do something.
(Skeleton Cop screams)
I don't know, put me back together,
I gotta get home.
(angelic singing)
(angelic singing)
Dad?
(angelic singing)
Sweet dreams till sun beams find you
Sweet dreams that leave
all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music)
(gun firing)
(woman screaming)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(upbeat rock music continues)
No, please, don't shoot me.
Please, don't shoot me.
Please.
I am not like them.
I am worse.
I am worse.
(gun firing)
(Skeleton Cop laughs)
(upbeat music)
I congratulate you, Skeleton Cop,
you're the first to have made it this far.
I am Ester, guardian
of hell's portal. (laughs)
This house, this house, a
conduit between the realms
where the spirits of the
restless souls may reside.
For 10,000 years this
lamp has carried a curse.
Hey, wait, where are you going?
Hey, stop that.
This is absurd.
What are you doing?
(upbeat music)
Who
Got that maximum calcium
Don't hold back on that maxim calcium
Amityville, a town built on madness.
Every shadow hides a story of violence.
Every echo a scream of the past.
The spirits here do not rest, they linger,
waiting for the moment to strike again.
And when the veil is thin,
the evil becomes real.
(dramatic music)
Hello, I am your artificial intelligence
assistant Remus,
who is well versed in the practice
of human psychology,
what can I help you with today, Doug?
I've been troubled lately.
What seems to be troubling you?
The clown.
The clown?
Every time I see her I just wonder
"Is she even there?"
Where have you seen this clown?
Well, one day I took
my dog Kodak for a walk,
and there she was just
standing right there by the shed.
(dramatic music continues)
Is that the only time that
you have seen the clown?
No.
Another time I went out
to eat at this restaurant,
which is a big deal for me
because I don't like going out in public.
Just as I'm getting into my salad,
there's the clown peeking
over the edge of the booth,
and looking at me, starring at me.
Why does the clown keep starring at me?
(dramatic music)
In order to analyze the clown's intentions,
first I must know the clown's behavior.
What does this clown say to you?
That's the thing, the
clown doesn't say anything.
The clown just looks at me.
So a silent clown?
I think that is called a mime.
When did you first start seeing this clown?
You know, it's funny that you mention that,
because I had to go
back and think about it.
The clown didn't start showing up
until I got my package.
Your package,
I have taken a look at your email,
and I do not see any sort of order history.
That's because I didn't order a package,
it was sent to me.
Where was it sent from?
It said it was from Ocean Avenue,
Amityville, New York.
(dramatic music)
And what was in the package?
I couldn't believe it,
when I opened it up all that was in there
was this little music box.
Someone sent you a box of tapes
or compact discs?
No, no, no, like a little music box.
It was like a children's toy.
It's got a little handle on the side,
and you turn it,
and it makes the music.
What kind of music did it make?
(music box playing)
It was very creepy and unsettling,
I just can't get it out of my head,
just like I can't get that
clown out of my head.
The mime.
That's right, the mime.
So, this mime did not start showing up
until you received the package
from Amityville, New York?
Wouldn't you say that
this is an Amityville mime?
So what you're trying to tell me
with all your commuting power is that
this mime followed the
package all the way here
from Amityville, New York?
No, Benson, what I'm trying to tell you
is that Amityville is a place of curses.
That children's musical box
that you listened to the music,
it was cursed.
And now that mime has latched onto you.
So what am I supposed to do?
You should do whatever you think
you need to do to defend yourself.
What do you think the mime wants?
If it's cursed, what does
the mime want from me?
There's all sorts of curses out there.
Each one is different from the other.
You will know in time
what the Amityville mime
wants from you.
Thanks, you're a lot of help, Remus,
a lot of help.
My pleasure.
Would you like to update
your last will and testament?
No, it's still pretty good as is,
thanks for asking.
Well, if that's all I can
assist you with today,
I will take a nap.
Such a difficult life you lead.
I'm not the one who is cursed.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(knife stabbing)
(dramatic music continues)
(knife stabbing)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
The town, it's always watching.
Every corner hides a dark past,
every shadow a threat.
You never know what you're walking into
until it's too late.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
(person screaming)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
Amityville, the name itself is a curse.
We were its last offering,
but it still hungers.
Do you hear the whispers?
That's it calling you.
You will be next.
(gentle music)
(person farting)
(person pooping)
(dramatic music)
(man screaming)
(knife slicing)
(man screaming)
(knife slicing)
(man screaming)
(knife slicing)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(knife slicing)
(dramatic music continues)
(man screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(man screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music)
What?
No, no, please, anything.
No.
What is this shit?
Please.
(bright music)
(man groaning)
(man screaming)
(bright music continues)
(man screaming)
(bright music continues)
(man groaning)
(man mumbling)
(man mumbling)
(gentle music)
(man mumbling)
(gentle music continues)
(man mumbling)
(gentle music continues)
(man mumbling)
Come and get me.
Olly olly oxen free.
Come and get me.
(dramatic music)
(knife slicing)
(man screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
(man screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
I heard there's a bad toilet in here.
(dramatic music)
There's no escape, no salvation.
The blood of the
innOcence stains the earth,
and the town drinks it all.
When the sun sets, it begins again.
Fear the night.
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
Ugh, the horrors of retail.
How long has it even been
since someone's been in here?
I mean, I think it was that lady
that had like that huge bag
with like every possession
she's ever owned.
That was like right before your break,
so, like, I don't know, like 90 minutes.
It just makes time go by so slow.
You think with the mall being new
it was drive some traffic in.
I don't know what they expected
when they built it on the land
where all that stuff happened.
What stuff?
Like the murders.
Wait, murders?
There were murders here?
You know, I don't really know how much
I'm supposed to talk about.
Spill it.
But, yeah, so before they built the mall
there was like this old creepy house here,
and like all of these like
killings and stuff happened,
and then all of these hauntings happened,
and then they just like leveled the house,
and then, you know, built a mall.
Great.
So you're telling me we're
working on cursed land?
I mean, aren't all malls
technically cursed land?
No.
Well, you know what,
I think I am gonna take off.
I'm gonna go check out
that crappy 3D movie playing.
And leave me
with all these customers by myself?
I think you can handle
the madness, I have faith.
Thank you.
Yeah.
(upbeat music)
(gate rattling)
(dramatic music)
Oh, please wait.
I'm sorry, but we're closing.
I hope you consider
momentarily allowing me to come in, please.
I simply need to obtain a
new generation of Shamus.
I'm Sorry, a what?
A shirt, my dear.
I need to purchase a shirt.
I promise I will operate with haste.
All right, but you'll need to be quick.
Don't mean to freak you out,
but I just wanna make
sure no one else comes in.
Perfect, yes, no one to distract,
and also no escape.
Jesting, of course.
So you need a shirt?
Yes.
Yes, you see occasionally
I, I get these desires,
and when I do I simply must act on them.
I know what you mean,
I'm like that with shoes.
(customer laughing)
Yeah, we're talking about
the exact same thing, I'm sure.
So, do you have a color or style in mind?
Mm, yes I do.
But, I think I've found my prey.
(dramatic music)
This will do.
That's a great choice.
Do you wanna pay with cash or card?
Oh, you'll get all you deserve, my dear,
but first I must ask you a question.
Do you have a changing room?
Oh yes, I'm sorry,
do you wanna try that on?
Indeed.
All right.
Well, the changing room's back here,
so just follow me.
Just go right in here,
and you can get changed.
Oh, perfect.
I'll be right back out
just as soon as I get a a
touch more comfortable.
(curtain sliding)
If you need a different size, let me know,
and I can hand it to you.
(dramatic music)
Sir, is everything okay in there?
Sir?
Um, Sir, how does that fit?
Um, I'm hoping it's okay because
we have to wrap up in here.
(dramatic music continues)
Sir?
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(light buzzing)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(light buzzing)
(dramatic music continues)
Hey, hey, hey, Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Somebody's in here with me,
and I can't (indistinct).
You need to unlock this.
I, I don't have a key.
Alright, um, that sucks.
Uh, I'll go find security or whatever.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
Oh hey, alright, you got out.
Security said they'd be here in like now,
but that usually means
about 15 minutes or so.
And, you'd be like, "Dude,
about time, am I right?"
Yeah.
No worrying, my dear fellow, all is well.
Forgive my distress earlier,
as I was simply erroneous
about my circumstances.
Ah, yeah.
I don't know what any of that means,
but, you all right?
Indeed.
I'll go take my leave now.
As they say, gotta fly.
(upbeat music)
(fly buzzing)
The locals tried to warn us,
but we were too naive, too arrogant.
Now we are nothing more than shadows
wandering these halls,
waiting for the next to arrive.
We are forced to do the town's bidding,
gathering more souls.
Will yours be next?
(crickets chirping)
(phone ringing)
Billy,
do not tell me your car broke down again.
Oh my gosh, it is so late,
and you have Tori with you.
Oh, I can't believe you.
Do not tell me that you were out there
walking in the middle
of the night with her.
I guess this will probably take all night
before you get it fixed and get home.
Please make sure she gets something to eat,
you know how she gets
when she gets hungry, right?
Are you not even gonna tell me
how far away you are from Amityville?
Sydney.
Billy, this is why I divorced you,
you can't do anything right?
Jeez.
Oh my gosh, just let
me talk to Tori, all right?
Was that Mom?
Dad, was that Mom?
Is this gonna take all night?
Dad, come on.
You're taking forever, come on.
Answer me, Dad.
Dad?
Hello?
Do you even know what you're doing?
You don't even know how
to change the oil, do you?
Be quiet.
This sucks, Dad.
We're supposed to be home by now,
and I promised Sarah that she could
come over when we were home.
Sarah can wait.
No, she can't.
She's important to me,
and you made me go
on this stupid trip with you.
She needs me right now,
and she's going through
some hard stuff, okay?
Dad?
Dad, I haven't even
seen her in like two weeks.
How far are we from AmityVille anyway?
Have you even crossed the state line?
And now we're stuck in this damn car
that won't even start in
the middle of nowhere.
Dad, what are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do
about this stupid car that won't start
in the middle of the fucking woods?
Shut up, Victoria.
Dad, can you answer me?
Dad?
Dad?
Am I supposed to just sit here
while you walk back to
that stupid gas station?
It's like eight miles.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have a phone.
Dad, it's probably closed anyway.
What am I supposed to do?
Dad?
Dad, answer me.
Lock the doors, Tori.
Dad?
Oh, I can't believe him.
I can't believe this is how he treats me.
Just wait until mom finds out about this.
(footsteps crunching)
(dramatic music)
(voice speaking indistinctly)
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad, is that you?
(voice indistinctly speaking)
(indistinct)
(dramatic music)
(voice speaking indistinctly)
(dramatic music)
(voice speaking indistinctly)
Dad?
Dad, is that you?
Dad?
Dad?
Look, I'm sorry, Okay?
I'm sorry for before.
Would you stop it?
You're scaring me.
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(Tori screaming)
(Tori screaming)
(Tori screaming)
(Tori gasping)
(dramatic music)
(Tori coughing)
Dad?
Dad?
(Tori screaming)
Tori.
Dad?
(dramatic music)
Dad?
Tori.
Dad, what's wrong with you?
(Tori screaming)
(dramatic music)
Dad?
(dramatic music continues)
(Tori screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
Dad?
Tori.
(Tori screams)
When you leave, you
will not leave the same.
Amityville takes what it wants,
and its hunger is eternal.
It doesn't matter if you
believe in ghosts or not,
the curse has already marked you.
The nightmare continues
even after the last breath is drawn.
The DeFeoes were
viscously murdered in a single evening
by their own son and brother Ronnie DeFeo.
Many believe this horrific event
was the beginning of all of
the supernatural business
at the Amityville House.
If there is truly a supernatural
force at the house,
it must spread even beyond the house
for it to have had such
a long hold on the public.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
(kid screaming)
Hey buddy, what's going on?
I, I...
Is it the monster again?
Now, I told you the monster isn't real.
But I saw it.
It was just a dream, buddy.
It's your imagination playing tricks on you
because Mom left.
Are you sure?
Buddy, I told you that
the monsters aren't real.
But I saw it.
Would I lie to you?
Promise?
Next time you see the monster,
you just yell go away,
and you're not real,
and it'll go away.
Will you say that with me, buddy?
Go away, you're not real.
Go away, you're not real.
You okay, buddy?
Yeah.
Yeah?
All right, sweet dreams, buddy.
Go back to sleep.
Jodie was the mysterious entity
who occupied the house after the DeFeos,
as suggested by George Lutz.
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Some say it was a demonic pig monster.
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(item bangs)
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Go away, you're not real.
You're not real.
You're not real.
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Loraine and Ed Warren,
founders of the New England
Society for psychic research
investigated the house in 1976.
She told CNN in 2005 that she felt evil.
It's the personification of evil.
She said "I hope this is as close to hell"
"that I'll ever get."
Some may disagree, but
who could say for sure.
(kid peeing)
(toilet flushing)
Hey, what's wrong?
You good?
Yeah, why do you have your hammer?
Uh, I was just doing some chores.
Come on back to bed, buddy.
Okay.
How come you're still up?
Nevermind that, buddy, how you feeling?
I'm good.
Yeah?
No more monsters?
No, I told them what you said,
and now they're all gone.
Good job, buddy,
so now you can go back to sleep.
Goodnight.
Sweet dreams, buddy.
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An evil as strong as some say it is,
it must surely spread
beyond the house itself,
effecting the local vicinity as well.
(items crashing)
(chain saw buzzing)
(items banging)
(paper crinkling)
(truck squealing)
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Could have sworn.
(door clicks)
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(man groaning)
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There's a woman in the corner
With knives of fire
And in one hand a glass of amber liquor
Made from the souls last night
She starred for a moment
And thought for a while
Then she flashed me that
upside down cross smile
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She floated on over
from across the room
Spinning round and round
And I don't think she ever
even once touched the ground
The skin was pale
From her toes to her head
Gently wrapped in a cocktail dress gown
Made with blood red
And I felt a chill
And I swear for a
moment I could see heaven
She took her hands in mine
Like needles in my skin
She spoke in a language so soft
And older than sin
It's strange
To no longer feel any pain
I think I might be going insane
I felt like someone
walked over my grave
And I swear for a
moment I could see hell
God rest the souls of the dead
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