Ashes of Vengeance (2026) Movie Script
[dramatic music]
[bright music]
[creature growls]
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music intensifies]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[tense music]
To live is to suffer.
To survive is to find
meaning in the suffering.
Jesus said, "For what shall profit a man",
"to gain the world and
suffer the loss of the soul."
[tense music]
Vengeance is mine.
Vengeance is mine!
[tense music continues]
[tense music pounding and whirring]
It's hard.
I mean, it's so hard.
To the point of unbearable.
Still, I miss him so much.
I know. I feel it too.
I know how much it hurts.
I feel like I can just pick
up the phone and call him.
You know, sometimes I hear his voice.
And not in my memory.
I actually hear it.
And it sounds so real.
I just can't believe he's gone.
I can't either.
It doesn't seem real.
Every problem I had, he
was always there to listen.
Even though his advice sucked.
Yeah, it did usually suck.
But he was there, he was always there.
And I teased him, always telling
him how much he needed me,
how lucky he was to have me,
how he could never live without me.
But the truth is I needed him.
He was my rock.
If I was strong, he was
what gave me strength.
I miss him now more than ever.
Sometimes I can feel him.
I can feel him, and he is sad.
He's lonely.
Me too.
Really?
You mean I'm not just going crazy?
Well, I know he still hears
us and he still talks to us.
I guess he misses us too.
And maybe somehow, don't ask me how,
but maybe when he talks
to us we can hear him.
I'd like to believe that.
I would love to believe that
because then somehow it
means that he's not...
Well, that's he's not...
I can't even say the word like at all.
And what about this "time
heals all wounds" thing?
Really?
Because time keeps passing and
doesn't seem to get better.
Well, it does, it's just that, you know,
objects in the rear view
mirror can appear closer
than they are, you know?
[phone rings]
Hey.
No, I'm not really in the mood.
I'm, um...
I'm in bed.
Not really feeling well.
No, no. Don't come over.
Don't.
She's already here, isn't she?
[eerie music]
I really gotta start locking that door.
Weren't you just here?
Yeah, duh, of course.
I'm here everyday.
Sick of me yet?
No, don't answer that.
I don't really have
anywhere else better to go.
I'm not sure here is better.
No. Of course here is.
Everywhere I got, I make things better,
and I came here to cheer you up.
Yet, you always come to cheer me up,
but it sadly never works.
Well, I know, but
that's why I keep coming.
And I never give up.
I'm just gonna keep trying
and trying and trying
because you know they say,
"At first you don't
succeed, then you don't."
No, wait, if at first you don't succeed...
Ah, I really gotta stop drinking so much.
Oh hey,
but I know what's gonna make
you feel so much better.
It's gonna make all of
your troubles disappear.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
We can play Scrabble.
Oh God, how could I possibly
handle the excitement?
Scrabble is so much fun.
It's like safe drugs for your brain.
Yeah, I said it.
Okay, I get your plan.
You get me so bored out of
my mind playing Scrabble
that I forget all my other problems.
It's a good strategy.
Bored?
Uh, no.
Scrabble is so much fun.
Scrabble is like, it's like
being naked on a high wire
waling above like an entire
pit of hungry alligators
during a tornado.
Scrabble, girl, it
makes life worth living!
You didn't have many
friends as a kid, did you?
No.
Mostly just my teddy bears,
but eventually they found better friends.
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
I don't know where I am.
And there are moments where
I don't know who I am.
I miss them.
I miss them so much.
Blessed are those who mourn
for they shall be comforted.
But I feel no comfort.
I see no light.
Only darkness.
Only emptiness.
Family is yours.
It's the only thing that is truly yours.
And a house torn apart by division
will collapse.
[tense music]
I have fallen into the abyss.
And without them,
I never want to return.
[tense music continues]
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You're a fuckin' pig, dude.
What?
Seriously?
Just out here in public in front of me?
I'm not really the shy type.
All right, whatever.
What do you wanna do today?
Uh, I don't know.
You got any money?
No, dude, I'm broke.
What about you?
Nah. I got nothing.
Car gas?
Um, half a tank.
All right, well, someone's got money.
Let's go find 'em.
Oh, you know, I have a
friend, pretty nice guy.
Actually kind of a dick.
But he does owe me 100 bucks.
- Yeah, you know where he is?
I'm really hungry, man.
Oh yeah, no, I can definitely find him.
All right, let's go.
Wait, actually, did you check her purse?
Shit. No.
I'm sorry about that.
Sorry, nice tits really distract me.
You're a fucking idiot, man.
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not spending another day
with you depressed bitches.
Come on, don't you guys wanna go out?
Have some fun?
I just wanna stay home.
I'll feel better at home.
There's a whole world out there.
You're not gonna feel
better trapped in here.
She's afraid.
What?
Of what?
I'm not afraid!
Oh. No, I get it.
You're probably scared to move on.
Terrified of being happy again.
So you build your walls sky high.
Right?
You know what?
Excuse me for being a little upset.
I only lost someone that
I love with all my heart.
Sorry I'm not ready to party!
Honey, she just wants what we all want.
I haven't seen your smile in, wow,
like I can't even remember how long.
I really miss your smile.
Listen to me.
Expose yourself to your deepest fear.
After that, fear has no power.
And the fear of freedom
shrinks and vanishes.
You are free.
Wow, and I always
thought you were stupid.
Where did you come up with that?
I-I didn't.
That's Jim Morrison.
My boyfriend, well, my ex-boyfriend, uh,
he would listen to The Doors all the time,
and, um, you know, I never
really understood, um, The Doors.
I never liked them.
And I really just, really
I couldn't understand
why any band would be called The Doors.
I...
I never really understood, so...
Because Jim Morrison
would read poems and shit
all the time, and he
really liked this one guy,
William Blake.
And he had a line like,
"If the doors of perception are cleansed,"
"everything would appear to
man as it truly is, infinite."
I still don't know what that shit means,
but it sounds pretty cool.
Especially when you're stoned, right?
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
This phone keeps
ringing every few hours.
They don't know that they lost it.
Wasn't even locked.
It's weird, right?
But lucky.
I've seen the photos in it.
I never told the police I found it.
I'm gonna need you to enter for me.
Dude, I'm really lost here.
Do you like what you do for a living?
Do I like it?
No.
Do men treat you well?
What do you think?
Okay.
I'm gonna pay you.
I'm gonna pay you a lot.
I'm not even gonna touch you.
Now you happy with yourself?
No.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
Well, what if I told
you you're gonna help me
make this world a better place?
What if I told you you're
gonna help me bring justice
to an unjust world, a diseased world,
a world filled with hate?
You're gonna do something extraordinary,
something unprecedented.
[man sighs]
May he judge your people
with the righteousness
and the poor with justice.
May he defend the cause
of the poor, of the people
and give deliverance to
the children of the needy
and crush the oppressor
and let justice roll like a river.
What the fuck are you talking about?
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
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God damn it, man.
I'm so pissed off right now.
Yo, relax.
What's wrong with you?
He got blood all over my pants, bro.
My brand new pants for $250.
You paid 250 for those pants?
Yeah, I'd be pissed off
too if I was that stupid.
[Lance] Dude, I'm so
pissed off right now, bro.
Okay, let me get this straight,
you're pissed because he
got his blood on your pants?
You think it's gonna come out?
Yeah, blood comes out.
[Lance] No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
One second.
Ah shit
I've been owing this dude some money.
Been dodging his ass for weeks.
Gonna pay him?
Yeah, I mean...
I don't know, yeah, I guess.
People don't usually lend you money
if you don't pay 'em back the first time.
Let me text him.
Pissed off man!
I'm so pissed off right now!
You don't find this funny?
Like, at all?
Like, you stabbed this kid
[grunts] in the throat.
Blood. [Grunts]
Gushing out.
He's screaming like a goat.
I'm over there dodging, you
know, like a kid at a sprinkler.
And you're pissed because
his blood got on your pants
after you stabbed him in the throat.
Look, if I knew he was
gonna dirty my pants up,
I would've just shot him, okay?
Blood's not gonna come out, dude.
Yeah, blood comes out, dude.
Use Tide.
I don't use Tide, I use Cheer.
You know, Tempa Cheer.
Cheer?
[Lance] Yeah.
You use Cheer?
You fucking fag.
Dude, Tide's not getting the stains out.
Yeah, Tide's getting the stains out.
You know, in fact, get in the backseat.
I don't even want you like up next to me.
You're gonna make a
move on me or something.
What, you think I just
stab one person to death?
All right, all right.
[eerie music]
I just hate seeing you sad.
I hate seeing anyone sad.
You know those...
You know those Coke commercials
where one bottle of soda makes the world
like a better place to live?
Like, just you find happiness and love
with one cold bottle of soda?
And like the world
becomes this better place
just from drinking this
one cold bottle of soda?
Those make me so happy and so hopeful,
and it just makes me think
that maybe someday we
can all be happy again.
Fuck, I really gotta
get back into therapy.
Thank God you're really
pretty, otherwise forget it.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
You wanna go out?
You never wanna go out.
Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
I just...
Everyone says to just snap
out of it and to feel better.
But I just, it's hard.
Wait.
I just got a text.
Why are you smiling?
Oh no.
Oh no, I know that smile.
I hate that smile.
One time that smile got me arrested
and another time, another time
it almost got me pregnant.
Almost.
Come on!
And look sexy.
Um, how?
What do you mean how?
I-I don't do sexy.
You are sexy.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I-I am not sexy.
I am, I am cute.
I am, I am pretty.
I am adorable.
I don't do sexy.
No, no, no.
I-I don't even wear thongs.
I'm more of like a cute
Disney underwear girl.
You know what I mean.
I don't know what that means.
Just come on!
I'll handle the sexy part,
and you just be cute.
Awesome.
Okay, cute.
Yes, I can do cute.
Okay. Watch.
Oh gross.
Is that what you do on dates?
Oh God, no wonder you're single.
Come on!
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
Where is that slut and that idiot going?
Every time they go out
they get into trouble.
I don't really like the word slut.
I prefer harlot or strumpet.
Okay, anyway besides that,
um, is she gonna be okay?
Honestly, I don't know.
Snapping out of this isn't the problem
with broken-hearted people.
They relive the misery in
their mind over and over again.
It's like they can't break the cycle.
The pain becomes a mental habit.
It's like they relive the
pain over and over again.
Yeah, but you're dealing with it.
Not really.
Well, to you I am, to everyone else.
But inside, I'm actually
not doing too well.
I'm somewhat of a female version
of Pagliacci's sad clown.
You know, acting one way on the outside
when there is someone broken
and devastated on the inside.
Well, I mean, yeah, I can see that.
It's like when people are
saying, "You'll find love again,"
and, "You can stand on
your own two foot soon."
Like their the ones going through it.
Unless you're feeling that way too.
Just tell me they're not gonna
bring back some creeps again.
[people chattering]
Let me ask you something.
You showering before you
make a girl blow you?
Hell no.
I'd just have to shower again right after.
Really?
You're fuckin' gross, dude.
[Zack] Girl's probably a pig anyways.
Why the fuck should I wash my balls?
It's just disrespectful, man.
Okay, no it is not.
Sex is dirty, all right?
I like it that way.
Like literally dirty?
Yeah, man, whatever.
Sex is sex.
Dirty is dirty.
And sex should always be dirty.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, look who I'm asking.
With what you just did back there,
I'm surprised you even
wipe your own fucking ass.
Or maybe you don't.
Who knows.
Oh yo, I just hit up this hot
bitch I met a few weeks ago.
Told her we should hang out.
She said she's down, and
she's gonna bring a friend.
Yeah? Sweet.
What do her feet look like?
What shape are they?
Tell me, dude.
What?
I'm into feet, like, a lot.
Okay, you have got issues, dude.
You ever see blood drip
down a chick's ankle?
Ooh, I fucking love that shit.
Whatever, dude.
You are seriously fucked up.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes I get this urge,
it's like this itch that
I just gotta scratch.
You know, everything will just be
going completely fucking
normal, and I'll get this urge.
And I gotta take care of it.
But then I end up blacking out,
and it takes me to a place where, uh...
Uh...
You know, never mind.
You know what, don't take
this the wrong way, dude,
but you are seriously,
seriously fucked up.
[Steve] No, I'm not.
Yeah, dude, you've got
like this one expression,
like you're smiling,
but underneath there is clearly
all kinds of shit going on
and you've got these eyes,
like serial killer eyes.
You are a real creepy fuck.
Yeah, well, at least I wash my balls
before they go in a chick's
mouth, you fuckin' douche.
Can I help you guys?
What? You don't remember me?
I bought some coke from you last week.
Funny thing is it wasn't coke.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't act like you don't know me.
You sold me some shit.
Yeah, look, y'all need to leave, okay?
Now.
Yeah?
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay.
[gunshot blasts]
[tense music]
[Zack] What the?
What the fuck did you do that for?
He ripped me off.
Fucking Christ.
Geez, okay, we gotta go before the cops.
Come on.
[tense music]
You know, I...
I'm gonna call it back.
Are you ready?
You're really gonna
give me all this money
to make a phone call?
Money has never made
man happy nor will it.
There's nothing in its nature
that produces happiness.
Just make the call!
No offense, you're a real fuckin' freak.
[cars whooshing]
'Sup, dude?
Man, didn't think id
forget about you, right?
Come on, you know I got you.
No, I didn't think
you'd be stupid enough
not to pay me back.
Ah, I gotta take into consideration
how much I owe someone.
You know, if it's cheaper
to drive by, take 'em out,
so be it.
Wait, you were gonna kill me?
Seriously? Over a 100 bucks?
Killed people for less.
Shot a man over a cheeseburger.
He did.
- You believe that shit.
- Oh, dude, I saw it.
Yeah. It was crazy.
Well, what are you guys up to?
Nothing.
How are you doin'?
[eerie music]
Looks like things are gonna
start to pick up around here.
Hey, guys.
Hey, yourself.
So, um, you guys into board games?
Monopoly is like so hot, right?
It's like, it's like so hot, right?
Excuse me?
Ignore her.
Uh, hey! Hey!
How you doin'?
What's up?
Um, we're bored and, uh, like
in need of so much excitement,
so...
There's nothing to do in
this bullshit town, so...
Wait, wait, wait.
How do you know her?
Oh, uh, I once sold her weed.
She, uh, she sent me some
naked photos on my phone.
Oh my god, seriously?
Oh my god, ew!
How else do you think
I paid for the weed?
All right, so here's the deal, right?
Okay, so we have a house
full of beer, wine,
and chicks that are in
dire need of a good time.
So what do you say?
You wanna join us?
Uh, yeah.
I say maybe, uh
Yes!
The answer is yes.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
But I gotta tell you though,
guys like us, we're like potato chips.
How are we like potato chips?
Because you can't just have one.
That makes no sense.
So, guys like us, we're like heroin.
All right, let's go.
I'll drive.
Are you sure about this?
Yeah. Yeah, of course I am.
I am every single time.
[eerie music]
Hey, uh, I'm bringing a few
friends over tonight for dinner,
if that's okay.
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
There's no greater pain
than being without you.
My true loves, I'm so lost without you.
It's my time to avenge.
I will repay.
In due time, they'll slip.
And their day of disaster is near.
And doom will rush upon them.
I once was lost,
but now,
now I know how to be found.
And all the demons in the outer dark
will look amazed and they'll
recognize that vengeance
is the business of a man.
[eerie music]
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
[tense music continues]
Wow.
I've really gotta start locking that door.
Damn, this is a nice house.
Thank you.
Hey there.
It's, uh, nice to meet you.
It's, uh, very nice to meet you.
Sorry, I'm a little
too old for you, dear.
You really look like that
lady from the bookstore.
Only reason I go in
there is to stare at her.
Uh, okay.
Come on in.
[tense music continues]
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
Where's the husband?
Not here.
Maybe there isn't one.
I don't know.
But, uh
You know a place like this,
tons of jewelry, safe.
Yeah. Hey, listen.
We'll get everything you need.
And I mean everything.
What're we gonna do
if the man comes home?
Well, we deal with him. And
the same way I'm about to deal
with that slice of heaven out there.
Nice.
So...
You have Battleship.
The game?
Yeah, duh, of course.
Huh.
Wanna play some Battleship with you later.
Really?
Awesome.
So I love games.
It's just that no one else
around here really likes to play.
I love 'em too.
Yeah, they make you think of childhood.
Think of family.
Good times.
Yeah. That's exactly it.
And like nobody really
understands that around here.
It's just that, well I
miss my family a lot.
Like, a lot a lot.
And, um, the games,
they remind me of home.
Well, I don't mean to brag,
but I kick some ass with Battleship.
Oh, game on, dude.
I also rock Scattergories.
Bring it.
Hello, beautiful.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Yeah. You are.
Really?
Did you really just say that?
I was admiring you from the other room,
and I had to tell you that your eyes
are the most beautiful
eyes I've ever seen.
Yeah?
And they get a little red when I'm angry.
In fact, I'm angry right now.
You should probably leave.
Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
This isn't normally how I act.
What? Stupid?
Can I be honest?
I get shy around beautiful women,
and I put on this act to come
off all smooth and whatnot.
Why don't you just be yourself?
Unless yourself is a complete asshole.
No, I'm not an asshole.
I'm a romantic, and if I'm being honest,
I wanna treat a woman like she's,
you know, beyond special.
I know, sounds stupid.
It doesn't sound stupid to me.
I'm into all that corny stuff.
You know, candies,
flowers, romantic dinners.
But where I'm from,
the guys aren't like that
and the women are even worse.
They just don't understand it.
And one time, bought this woman
some roses, a dozen roses,
and she looked at them like,
"What the hell am I
supposed to do with these?"
It's hard when you can't
really be yourself.
That's all a girl wants
is for a guy to be himself.
I wanna believe that, I really do.
I don't even know why
I'm telling you this.
I don't even know you.
You're just, you're so easy to talk to.
Look, when you came in here,
I thought you were a total jerk.
But now I respect you.
Don't go spreading it around
'cause guys I'm with, nice
guys don't finish last.
They finish dead.
Okay.
It's our little secret.
I have a few secrets of my own.
And maybe I'll share them with you later.
Hey, so, uh, you wanna go upstairs?
You just got here.
I'm not a fucking whore.
We're about to have dinner soon.
Yeah, I know, but for some reason,
I felt like you said I could
do whatever I want to you.
What?
When the hell did I say that?
Didn't you say that?
I'm sorry, I must have you
confused with someone else.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a whore.
No, I didn't mean that.
Really, I'm sorry.
Hey, are you okay?
Yeah, we're good.
I wasn't asking you.
Sweetie, are you all right?
Yeah.
Sometimes girls just
don't get my sense of humor.
Hmm, I can see why.
[fire crackling]
[cars whooshing]
I feel so alone.
I feel so damn alone.
That's why we're here.
You're not alone.
Why am I here? Huh?
Why the fuck am I here?
Nothing matters anymore.
Life doesn't always make sense.
In fact, some days no sense makes sense.
I don't know what this is.
Where am I?
Who am I?
We see that a lot.
It's okay.
It gets better.
Give it time.
Time?
Time's a game of torture.
Time slithers like a, like a shadow
that doesn't rest its icy
fingers off the pulse of my life.
Give it time.
Time does heal all wounds.
No.
No, time doesn't heal all wounds.
Time just allows you to suffer longer.
Every tick is a heartbeat
closer to silence.
Every passing second is a
step into endless darkness
where nothing's remembered.
Where nothing's forgiven.
[birds chirping]
We're just trying to help you.
Why are you getting so mad?
Just stop! All right?
Everyone just needs to stop!
I don't wanna feel better!
Did you ever think of that?
I don't want anything from anyone.
You know, the thing about a broken heart
is that after it does heal
you're never really the same.
But I really do think that I can help you.
Now why is it that when people feel sad
or they feel depressed or like whatever,
everyone expects them to
just like feel better,
to smile and to be happy.
I don't wanna smile!
Like, let me be sad
and like just let me be
morbidly dwelling in my pain.
Just leave me alone.
We're just trying to help you.
Well, I don't want the help!
Well, then what do you want?
I just want him back.
I just want my dad back.
He's not coming back.
Right.
So if I can't have what I want,
then can you please just
leave me to suffer in peace?
All right, I think it's
time we go buck fucking wild
in this house.
Well, I'm ready for that shit.
I like that one. Yeah.
Wait, the young one?
The one who's crying?
You're attracted to a girl that's crying?
Yeah.
I like that shit.
Dude, you're fucking sick.
They got money in this house.
Yeah, but the bitches
come before the money.
Nah, we can just buy
all the bitches we need.
Well, how are we gonna do this?
I mean, they're gonna
scream, they're gonna run,
they're gonna call 9-1-1.
I'm not going back to
jail, not for anyone.
So if we do this, we
see it to the end. Yeah?
Mm. Word.
- We hit hard-
- Right.
We hit hard, we hit fast.
You know what's so fucking funny?
When people see us, they
just think we're so nice.
They think that we're normal.
And I don't even care
if they start screaming
or fighting back 'cause
that's just, you know,
how most of my dates end anyway.
But no witnesses, okay?
No one saw us come
tonight, so no witnesses.
What're you looking at me?
I hate witnesses, bro.
Don't look at me.
The cougar's mine.
All right, let's do this.
No, I don't want a reward.
Well, that's because I am cute.
Well, why don't you come pick up the phone
and judge for yourself?
Sweet.
And I got some friends here with me too.
Hey, um, so something
really weird is going on here.
What are you talking about?
I'm just...
Look, I'm getting really
bad vibes from these guys.
They're just a bunch
of horny nerdy guys.
Like, seriously don't worry about it.
No, I am worried about it.
Look, every time that I
haven't listened to my gut
or my instincts I've regretted it, always.
Hey.
Why do you look all freaked out?
How well do you know these guys?
About as well as I know any guys. Why?
She doesn't trust them.
So you just brought
fucking random strangers
into the house?
That's so great.
Chill out, girl scout.
I've been doing this shit all my life.
Yeah? And how did that turn out?
Some were fine and some were assholes.
Yeah. Like that last one.
Yeah, he was an asshole.
And when I think about the
shit that I did with him,
I just wanna punch my fist
through a fucking wall.
I really am disgusted by the
things that I did with him.
But Zack is cool.
Yeah, Zack is pretty cool.
He said he loved my rack.
What is a rack by the way?
Okay, look, I know him and I trust him.
Be careful who you trust, girl.
Remember, the devil was once an angel too.
Hey.
Are you okay?
This is happening again,
you know that, right?
Yeah, no, um...
Yeah, I just, I keep on forgetting.
What is a rack by the way?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Use Google!
[tense music]
[Melissa gasps]
Before we start, can I say grace?
Lord, bless this food and
then bless it some more.
I know it needs blessin'
'cause I've eaten here before.
Okay.
Um, so let me tell you guys
about my tattoo dream, okay?
Um, okay, so my dream is,
if and when I get a tattoo,
I would get the word "that"
but like written really small
so it's really hard to read,
so that way if somebody
comes up to me, they say,
"Hey, what is that on your arm?"
I'll be like, "Yes. Yes it is."
And they'll be like, "No, what is that?"
And I'll say, "Yes."
And they'll be like, "No. What is that?
"What is that on your
arm? "What does it say?"
And I'll say, "Yes, that."
"It's that."
And they'll be like, "Yeah, that."
And I'll say, "Yes, that."
Isn't that awesome?
Yeah.
Um, hey, everyone, look.
I just, I just wanna say
that I'm really sorry
for being so, you know.
I just have my moments,
but then I have moments like this, right?
Being with all my friends.
And I don't know, it just makes
me feel really good again.
Yeah, and I don't know.
I just, I keep forgetting
how good this makes me feel.
You know, every time I sit down to dinner
and I just look around at everybody,
and it just, I don't know,
it just makes me feel good,
and it reminds me that
this is why I'm here.
It's like one of the few things
that actually makes me feel better.
So if I can just take a moment to say,
thank you guys for having
all of us here for dinner.
Um, and if I could make a short toast.
To our girlfriends and our
wives, may they never meet.
[everyone laughs]
To staying positive, testing negative.
You can shut up now. Geez.
Yeah, food looks awesome.
All I ever wanted was to make you happy.
Excuse me?
What was that?
Nothing. I said "cheers."
Drink up, guys.
You look so familiar.
Me?
Um, I was in a band for a while.
Maybe you saw me play.
So is, uh, anyone else coming
here tonight or is it just us?
Just us.
I, um, I gotta say,
it's, uh, really awesome
of you letting us stay
in this nice house of yours.
You know, I feel like you have things,
maybe, um, things that we want.
Come on, dude, chill.
What?
I'm just saying.
You know, all these girls
here, they're so beautiful.
Uh, you know, beautiful
women get everything in life.
Whatever they want,
whatever they fucking need.
Not because you work hard,
not because you deserve it,
but because you're fucking beautiful.
Bro, dude, chill.
Um, what's wrong?
Why do you keep telling him to chill?
You see, you know why
I hate beautiful women,
it's because you tease men.
W-What does that mean?
You know what?
Let's just finish our food.
It's great.
It's fantastic. Thank you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
'Kay, see?
See, when women know they are beautiful,
they fuck with men, okay?
And not in the nice way, okay?
You tease us, you make us want you,
and then you just, you fucking drop us.
You practically beg us to fuck you,
and then you just say no.
What the hell is going on here?
Shut up.
No! Screw you!
Get out of my house!
Shut the fuck up now!
Don't make me tell you again!
Okay, listen, please,
everyone just calm down!
No, no. You know what?
My man's right.
You bitches love to just
sting us along, playing games.
But when it's time to finally pay up,
you ain't nowhere to be seen.
What are you talking about?
I mean, why is everyone getting so angry?
You're making us angry!
But we're not saying anything to you!
You all have it so fucking easy.
I mean, have you ever
gone weeks without food?
I have, he has, he has, and he has.
You ought a know how the other half lives.
It's bullshit!
Now tonight [chuckles]
tonight, this'll be a night
that none of you whores
are ever gonna forget.
And look at this one.
You should walk around
with a fucking price tag.
- Excuse me?
- You know men want you.
You use it against them, don't you?
Who the fuck do you
think you're talking to?
Okay, can everyone
just calm down please?
You know what calms guys like us down?
Naked bitches.
So why don't you, all of
you, take off your clothes.
Maybe that'll calm us down.
Guys, please.
Take off your fucking clothes!
No.
I wanna see that body.
And yours and yours and yours and yours.
Let's get some cameras out.
Let's make a movie of this party.
Fuck you.
You didn't think you
were gonna invite us here
just for dinner, right?
Dinner, maybe a piece
of cake, and then what?
We all just go home and jerk
off our repressed feelings
we had throughout the night?
Oh no, no, no, no.
This night is gonna end badly
for you, for all of you.
I want each and every one
of you to stand up and strip.
Strip butt ass naked and
get face down on the ground.
Please, no!
I'm begging you please!
Shut up, bitch!
This is not a fucking game!
You play nice, we play nice.
You try to fight back,
we'll skin you alive.
[The Father] To live is to suffer.
To survive is to find
meaning in the suffering.
Jesus said, "For what shall profit a man"
"to gain the whole world and
suffer the loss of his soul."
Vengeance is mine.
Guys, please, okay.
We're gonna give you
all a chance here, okay?
Please, just go, okay?
Please.
We are giving you a chance here.
You know what?
We'll leave.
But not until we've had a
taste of each one of you.
You see, when I go to Atlantic City,
I tend to hit the buffets.
I'm kinda an all you can eat type of guy.
You know, a little of
this, a little of that.
Didn't I tell you to stand up and strip?
Well, maybe if I cut one of you,
then you'll know we mean business.
Take her.
No! Leave her alone!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll stop. I'm sorry.
[tense music]
Tell me something.
Where are you going when you die?
Shit, lady, I'm pretty sure
I'm going to fucking hell.
Yeah, me too.
And where am I going?
Oh, I'm sure you don't need to worry.
You'll probably end up
right up there in heaven.
Yo, do you guys feel
kinda strange? [Grunts]
Oh shit. I think they drugged us.
I told you guys to leave.
I told you to go.
I tried. I tried.
Every damn time I try.
And they never listen.
No one ever leaves.
Every time we give you the chance.
We give you the chance over
and over and over again,
and you dumb fucks just never learn.
Do you even know what heaven is?
What do you think it is?
St. Peter standing in
front of some giant gates,
waiting with wings in one
hand and a halo in the other?
Tunnels of beautiful light,
leading to lost loved
ones, lost pets, flowers?
An overwhelming sense of
joy, happiness, peace even.
A gloriously illuminated light?
Just a place where everyone
is immensely happy?
Angels just floating around playing harps?
No.
Heaven is when you're allowed
to have the one thing,
the one thing that you
wanted but couldn't get,
the one thing that you desired
but couldn't get before you die.
Heaven is finally getting it
day after day for eternity.
Guys, I can't fucking move.
These bitches drugged us.
I literally can't move.
Do you know what hell is?
Dude, I can't feel my legs.
I can't move my fucking legs!
Hell is the most pain
one can experience.
The most pain, physical,
mental, emotional,
and it happens day after
day after day for eternity.
I can't breathe.
Bitches.
I find it actually really, really funny
that our heaven, our heaven is your hell!
And your hell is our heaven.
I'm gonna [indistinct] this hell.
Do you ever have that dream,
I mean like that horrible dream
where something is
desperately trying to hurt you
and you can't move?
You can't even run, you can't scream.
You're trapped.
Frozen.
And nothing can or will help you.
You know, we didn't
even know each other,
and now we're best friends.
See, because for us,
see, this wasn't a dream.
It was our hell on earth
that every single one of you, all of you,
all of you put us through.
Please, help us.
Help you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is fucking priceless.
Help you?
You want us to help you?
Guys, guys, don't pass out now.
Come on.
We do this every single day.
Every fucking day for years.
And you don't remember?
Oh my god. [Laughs]
Excuse me, who are you?
How did you get in?
Oh, um, I'm sorry.
We're with the water department.
There's no one home.
The door was open.
I really gotta start locking that door.
Can, can I help you?
Like I said, we're with
the water department.
Um, there's just been some
issues with contamination.
We're here to check the pipes.
So you just walk into my home?
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
No, we can't do that.
Don't you ever get urges?
Mom?
Stay up there, get inside!
Lock the door!
Call the police!
[tense music]
Leave her alone!
[tense music continues]
No, no, no, no, no!
[belt thwacks]
Leave her alone!
Get the fuck off me!
Go! Run!
Get help now! Go!
[tense music continues]
What's happening?
I'm losing my fucking mind.
Why did you lie to my?
I didn't.
I saw the numbers in your phone.
Who were they?
Friends. Just friends.
I was good to you.
I did everything for you.
You cheated on me.
Once. That was one
time I cheated on you.
I told you I'd never do it again.
It was more than once, and you know it.
Okay, you listen to me and
you listen very carefully,
I love you more than anything,
but you need to understand
that if I call one of those
numbers and a guys picks up...
I would never cheat on you.
They're friends. They're just friends.
Any of them your ex-boyfriend?
I-I don't know.
Maybe one.
You cheated!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I love you! I...
So you just wanna play
yourself like a slut then?
Yeah, that it?
No, no, no, no, no.
All I ever wanted to
do was make you happy.
Yo. Get in here.
Okay. Okay, okay.
Dude, just calm down over here.
Everyone just relax.
Come on, girl.
Don't look so scared.
Just gonna have a little fun.
Please, please, please, please.
- You did this to yourself.
- Please, please, please!
This is your fault!
You made us do this!
This is your fault!
Shut the fuck up!
Why did you make us do this?
[Christina screams]
You're fucking fault, bitch! [Grunts]
Shut the fuck up!
Why, why, why?
Why were you still talking to? [Grunts]
I swear to God!
It's all your fucking fault!
Yeah, oh my god!
Get off her!
Get off her stop!
[Lance grunts]
I can't move.
I can't fucking move.
I literally can't fucking move.
What's happening?
Please.
Please help us.
Get them on the floor.
[dramatic music]
[women laughing]
[men gasping]
[dramatic music continues]
[eerie music]
[women laughing]
[men screaming]
[eerie music continues]
Oh my god!
[eerie music continues]
[gunshots blast]
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
Hey, motherfuckers!
Scream for me, you
worthless pieces of shit!
Scream for me!
When you killed me,
you might as well have
killed my mother, my father,
my entire family!
You killed all of us!
But now I feel unimaginable joy
knowing that I will kill you
and torture you for all of eternity!
All of eternity!
Two nights ago we set you on fire.
Yesterday we beat you to death.
Today we're gonna stab you
until all the blood
runs out of your bodies.
To live is to suffer.
And to survive is to find
meaning in the suffering.
And we will never ever get
tired of making you suffer.
Payback is a bitch!
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
Welcome to your eternity!
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
Scream for me, guys.
Come on, it's my favorite part of the day.
Scream for me.
[men screaming]
[tense music continues]
[men screaming]
[tense music continues]
[men screaming]
[blood squelching]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[bright music]
[creature growls]
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music intensifies]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[tense music]
To live is to suffer.
To survive is to find
meaning in the suffering.
Jesus said, "For what shall profit a man",
"to gain the world and
suffer the loss of the soul."
[tense music]
Vengeance is mine.
Vengeance is mine!
[tense music continues]
[tense music pounding and whirring]
It's hard.
I mean, it's so hard.
To the point of unbearable.
Still, I miss him so much.
I know. I feel it too.
I know how much it hurts.
I feel like I can just pick
up the phone and call him.
You know, sometimes I hear his voice.
And not in my memory.
I actually hear it.
And it sounds so real.
I just can't believe he's gone.
I can't either.
It doesn't seem real.
Every problem I had, he
was always there to listen.
Even though his advice sucked.
Yeah, it did usually suck.
But he was there, he was always there.
And I teased him, always telling
him how much he needed me,
how lucky he was to have me,
how he could never live without me.
But the truth is I needed him.
He was my rock.
If I was strong, he was
what gave me strength.
I miss him now more than ever.
Sometimes I can feel him.
I can feel him, and he is sad.
He's lonely.
Me too.
Really?
You mean I'm not just going crazy?
Well, I know he still hears
us and he still talks to us.
I guess he misses us too.
And maybe somehow, don't ask me how,
but maybe when he talks
to us we can hear him.
I'd like to believe that.
I would love to believe that
because then somehow it
means that he's not...
Well, that's he's not...
I can't even say the word like at all.
And what about this "time
heals all wounds" thing?
Really?
Because time keeps passing and
doesn't seem to get better.
Well, it does, it's just that, you know,
objects in the rear view
mirror can appear closer
than they are, you know?
[phone rings]
Hey.
No, I'm not really in the mood.
I'm, um...
I'm in bed.
Not really feeling well.
No, no. Don't come over.
Don't.
She's already here, isn't she?
[eerie music]
I really gotta start locking that door.
Weren't you just here?
Yeah, duh, of course.
I'm here everyday.
Sick of me yet?
No, don't answer that.
I don't really have
anywhere else better to go.
I'm not sure here is better.
No. Of course here is.
Everywhere I got, I make things better,
and I came here to cheer you up.
Yet, you always come to cheer me up,
but it sadly never works.
Well, I know, but
that's why I keep coming.
And I never give up.
I'm just gonna keep trying
and trying and trying
because you know they say,
"At first you don't
succeed, then you don't."
No, wait, if at first you don't succeed...
Ah, I really gotta stop drinking so much.
Oh hey,
but I know what's gonna make
you feel so much better.
It's gonna make all of
your troubles disappear.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
We can play Scrabble.
Oh God, how could I possibly
handle the excitement?
Scrabble is so much fun.
It's like safe drugs for your brain.
Yeah, I said it.
Okay, I get your plan.
You get me so bored out of
my mind playing Scrabble
that I forget all my other problems.
It's a good strategy.
Bored?
Uh, no.
Scrabble is so much fun.
Scrabble is like, it's like
being naked on a high wire
waling above like an entire
pit of hungry alligators
during a tornado.
Scrabble, girl, it
makes life worth living!
You didn't have many
friends as a kid, did you?
No.
Mostly just my teddy bears,
but eventually they found better friends.
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
I don't know where I am.
And there are moments where
I don't know who I am.
I miss them.
I miss them so much.
Blessed are those who mourn
for they shall be comforted.
But I feel no comfort.
I see no light.
Only darkness.
Only emptiness.
Family is yours.
It's the only thing that is truly yours.
And a house torn apart by division
will collapse.
[tense music]
I have fallen into the abyss.
And without them,
I never want to return.
[tense music continues]
[tense music continues]
You're a fuckin' pig, dude.
What?
Seriously?
Just out here in public in front of me?
I'm not really the shy type.
All right, whatever.
What do you wanna do today?
Uh, I don't know.
You got any money?
No, dude, I'm broke.
What about you?
Nah. I got nothing.
Car gas?
Um, half a tank.
All right, well, someone's got money.
Let's go find 'em.
Oh, you know, I have a
friend, pretty nice guy.
Actually kind of a dick.
But he does owe me 100 bucks.
- Yeah, you know where he is?
I'm really hungry, man.
Oh yeah, no, I can definitely find him.
All right, let's go.
Wait, actually, did you check her purse?
Shit. No.
I'm sorry about that.
Sorry, nice tits really distract me.
You're a fucking idiot, man.
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not spending another day
with you depressed bitches.
Come on, don't you guys wanna go out?
Have some fun?
I just wanna stay home.
I'll feel better at home.
There's a whole world out there.
You're not gonna feel
better trapped in here.
She's afraid.
What?
Of what?
I'm not afraid!
Oh. No, I get it.
You're probably scared to move on.
Terrified of being happy again.
So you build your walls sky high.
Right?
You know what?
Excuse me for being a little upset.
I only lost someone that
I love with all my heart.
Sorry I'm not ready to party!
Honey, she just wants what we all want.
I haven't seen your smile in, wow,
like I can't even remember how long.
I really miss your smile.
Listen to me.
Expose yourself to your deepest fear.
After that, fear has no power.
And the fear of freedom
shrinks and vanishes.
You are free.
Wow, and I always
thought you were stupid.
Where did you come up with that?
I-I didn't.
That's Jim Morrison.
My boyfriend, well, my ex-boyfriend, uh,
he would listen to The Doors all the time,
and, um, you know, I never
really understood, um, The Doors.
I never liked them.
And I really just, really
I couldn't understand
why any band would be called The Doors.
I...
I never really understood, so...
Because Jim Morrison
would read poems and shit
all the time, and he
really liked this one guy,
William Blake.
And he had a line like,
"If the doors of perception are cleansed,"
"everything would appear to
man as it truly is, infinite."
I still don't know what that shit means,
but it sounds pretty cool.
Especially when you're stoned, right?
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
This phone keeps
ringing every few hours.
They don't know that they lost it.
Wasn't even locked.
It's weird, right?
But lucky.
I've seen the photos in it.
I never told the police I found it.
I'm gonna need you to enter for me.
Dude, I'm really lost here.
Do you like what you do for a living?
Do I like it?
No.
Do men treat you well?
What do you think?
Okay.
I'm gonna pay you.
I'm gonna pay you a lot.
I'm not even gonna touch you.
Now you happy with yourself?
No.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
Well, what if I told
you you're gonna help me
make this world a better place?
What if I told you you're
gonna help me bring justice
to an unjust world, a diseased world,
a world filled with hate?
You're gonna do something extraordinary,
something unprecedented.
[man sighs]
May he judge your people
with the righteousness
and the poor with justice.
May he defend the cause
of the poor, of the people
and give deliverance to
the children of the needy
and crush the oppressor
and let justice roll like a river.
What the fuck are you talking about?
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
God damn it, man.
I'm so pissed off right now.
Yo, relax.
What's wrong with you?
He got blood all over my pants, bro.
My brand new pants for $250.
You paid 250 for those pants?
Yeah, I'd be pissed off
too if I was that stupid.
[Lance] Dude, I'm so
pissed off right now, bro.
Okay, let me get this straight,
you're pissed because he
got his blood on your pants?
You think it's gonna come out?
Yeah, blood comes out.
[Lance] No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
One second.
Ah shit
I've been owing this dude some money.
Been dodging his ass for weeks.
Gonna pay him?
Yeah, I mean...
I don't know, yeah, I guess.
People don't usually lend you money
if you don't pay 'em back the first time.
Let me text him.
Pissed off man!
I'm so pissed off right now!
You don't find this funny?
Like, at all?
Like, you stabbed this kid
[grunts] in the throat.
Blood. [Grunts]
Gushing out.
He's screaming like a goat.
I'm over there dodging, you
know, like a kid at a sprinkler.
And you're pissed because
his blood got on your pants
after you stabbed him in the throat.
Look, if I knew he was
gonna dirty my pants up,
I would've just shot him, okay?
Blood's not gonna come out, dude.
Yeah, blood comes out, dude.
Use Tide.
I don't use Tide, I use Cheer.
You know, Tempa Cheer.
Cheer?
[Lance] Yeah.
You use Cheer?
You fucking fag.
Dude, Tide's not getting the stains out.
Yeah, Tide's getting the stains out.
You know, in fact, get in the backseat.
I don't even want you like up next to me.
You're gonna make a
move on me or something.
What, you think I just
stab one person to death?
All right, all right.
[eerie music]
I just hate seeing you sad.
I hate seeing anyone sad.
You know those...
You know those Coke commercials
where one bottle of soda makes the world
like a better place to live?
Like, just you find happiness and love
with one cold bottle of soda?
And like the world
becomes this better place
just from drinking this
one cold bottle of soda?
Those make me so happy and so hopeful,
and it just makes me think
that maybe someday we
can all be happy again.
Fuck, I really gotta
get back into therapy.
Thank God you're really
pretty, otherwise forget it.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
You wanna go out?
You never wanna go out.
Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
I just...
Everyone says to just snap
out of it and to feel better.
But I just, it's hard.
Wait.
I just got a text.
Why are you smiling?
Oh no.
Oh no, I know that smile.
I hate that smile.
One time that smile got me arrested
and another time, another time
it almost got me pregnant.
Almost.
Come on!
And look sexy.
Um, how?
What do you mean how?
I-I don't do sexy.
You are sexy.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I-I am not sexy.
I am, I am cute.
I am, I am pretty.
I am adorable.
I don't do sexy.
No, no, no.
I-I don't even wear thongs.
I'm more of like a cute
Disney underwear girl.
You know what I mean.
I don't know what that means.
Just come on!
I'll handle the sexy part,
and you just be cute.
Awesome.
Okay, cute.
Yes, I can do cute.
Okay. Watch.
Oh gross.
Is that what you do on dates?
Oh God, no wonder you're single.
Come on!
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
Where is that slut and that idiot going?
Every time they go out
they get into trouble.
I don't really like the word slut.
I prefer harlot or strumpet.
Okay, anyway besides that,
um, is she gonna be okay?
Honestly, I don't know.
Snapping out of this isn't the problem
with broken-hearted people.
They relive the misery in
their mind over and over again.
It's like they can't break the cycle.
The pain becomes a mental habit.
It's like they relive the
pain over and over again.
Yeah, but you're dealing with it.
Not really.
Well, to you I am, to everyone else.
But inside, I'm actually
not doing too well.
I'm somewhat of a female version
of Pagliacci's sad clown.
You know, acting one way on the outside
when there is someone broken
and devastated on the inside.
Well, I mean, yeah, I can see that.
It's like when people are
saying, "You'll find love again,"
and, "You can stand on
your own two foot soon."
Like their the ones going through it.
Unless you're feeling that way too.
Just tell me they're not gonna
bring back some creeps again.
[people chattering]
Let me ask you something.
You showering before you
make a girl blow you?
Hell no.
I'd just have to shower again right after.
Really?
You're fuckin' gross, dude.
[Zack] Girl's probably a pig anyways.
Why the fuck should I wash my balls?
It's just disrespectful, man.
Okay, no it is not.
Sex is dirty, all right?
I like it that way.
Like literally dirty?
Yeah, man, whatever.
Sex is sex.
Dirty is dirty.
And sex should always be dirty.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, look who I'm asking.
With what you just did back there,
I'm surprised you even
wipe your own fucking ass.
Or maybe you don't.
Who knows.
Oh yo, I just hit up this hot
bitch I met a few weeks ago.
Told her we should hang out.
She said she's down, and
she's gonna bring a friend.
Yeah? Sweet.
What do her feet look like?
What shape are they?
Tell me, dude.
What?
I'm into feet, like, a lot.
Okay, you have got issues, dude.
You ever see blood drip
down a chick's ankle?
Ooh, I fucking love that shit.
Whatever, dude.
You are seriously fucked up.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes I get this urge,
it's like this itch that
I just gotta scratch.
You know, everything will just be
going completely fucking
normal, and I'll get this urge.
And I gotta take care of it.
But then I end up blacking out,
and it takes me to a place where, uh...
Uh...
You know, never mind.
You know what, don't take
this the wrong way, dude,
but you are seriously,
seriously fucked up.
[Steve] No, I'm not.
Yeah, dude, you've got
like this one expression,
like you're smiling,
but underneath there is clearly
all kinds of shit going on
and you've got these eyes,
like serial killer eyes.
You are a real creepy fuck.
Yeah, well, at least I wash my balls
before they go in a chick's
mouth, you fuckin' douche.
Can I help you guys?
What? You don't remember me?
I bought some coke from you last week.
Funny thing is it wasn't coke.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't act like you don't know me.
You sold me some shit.
Yeah, look, y'all need to leave, okay?
Now.
Yeah?
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay.
[gunshot blasts]
[tense music]
[Zack] What the?
What the fuck did you do that for?
He ripped me off.
Fucking Christ.
Geez, okay, we gotta go before the cops.
Come on.
[tense music]
You know, I...
I'm gonna call it back.
Are you ready?
You're really gonna
give me all this money
to make a phone call?
Money has never made
man happy nor will it.
There's nothing in its nature
that produces happiness.
Just make the call!
No offense, you're a real fuckin' freak.
[cars whooshing]
'Sup, dude?
Man, didn't think id
forget about you, right?
Come on, you know I got you.
No, I didn't think
you'd be stupid enough
not to pay me back.
Ah, I gotta take into consideration
how much I owe someone.
You know, if it's cheaper
to drive by, take 'em out,
so be it.
Wait, you were gonna kill me?
Seriously? Over a 100 bucks?
Killed people for less.
Shot a man over a cheeseburger.
He did.
- You believe that shit.
- Oh, dude, I saw it.
Yeah. It was crazy.
Well, what are you guys up to?
Nothing.
How are you doin'?
[eerie music]
Looks like things are gonna
start to pick up around here.
Hey, guys.
Hey, yourself.
So, um, you guys into board games?
Monopoly is like so hot, right?
It's like, it's like so hot, right?
Excuse me?
Ignore her.
Uh, hey! Hey!
How you doin'?
What's up?
Um, we're bored and, uh, like
in need of so much excitement,
so...
There's nothing to do in
this bullshit town, so...
Wait, wait, wait.
How do you know her?
Oh, uh, I once sold her weed.
She, uh, she sent me some
naked photos on my phone.
Oh my god, seriously?
Oh my god, ew!
How else do you think
I paid for the weed?
All right, so here's the deal, right?
Okay, so we have a house
full of beer, wine,
and chicks that are in
dire need of a good time.
So what do you say?
You wanna join us?
Uh, yeah.
I say maybe, uh
Yes!
The answer is yes.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
But I gotta tell you though,
guys like us, we're like potato chips.
How are we like potato chips?
Because you can't just have one.
That makes no sense.
So, guys like us, we're like heroin.
All right, let's go.
I'll drive.
Are you sure about this?
Yeah. Yeah, of course I am.
I am every single time.
[eerie music]
Hey, uh, I'm bringing a few
friends over tonight for dinner,
if that's okay.
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
There's no greater pain
than being without you.
My true loves, I'm so lost without you.
It's my time to avenge.
I will repay.
In due time, they'll slip.
And their day of disaster is near.
And doom will rush upon them.
I once was lost,
but now,
now I know how to be found.
And all the demons in the outer dark
will look amazed and they'll
recognize that vengeance
is the business of a man.
[eerie music]
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
[tense music continues]
Wow.
I've really gotta start locking that door.
Damn, this is a nice house.
Thank you.
Hey there.
It's, uh, nice to meet you.
It's, uh, very nice to meet you.
Sorry, I'm a little
too old for you, dear.
You really look like that
lady from the bookstore.
Only reason I go in
there is to stare at her.
Uh, okay.
Come on in.
[tense music continues]
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
Where's the husband?
Not here.
Maybe there isn't one.
I don't know.
But, uh
You know a place like this,
tons of jewelry, safe.
Yeah. Hey, listen.
We'll get everything you need.
And I mean everything.
What're we gonna do
if the man comes home?
Well, we deal with him. And
the same way I'm about to deal
with that slice of heaven out there.
Nice.
So...
You have Battleship.
The game?
Yeah, duh, of course.
Huh.
Wanna play some Battleship with you later.
Really?
Awesome.
So I love games.
It's just that no one else
around here really likes to play.
I love 'em too.
Yeah, they make you think of childhood.
Think of family.
Good times.
Yeah. That's exactly it.
And like nobody really
understands that around here.
It's just that, well I
miss my family a lot.
Like, a lot a lot.
And, um, the games,
they remind me of home.
Well, I don't mean to brag,
but I kick some ass with Battleship.
Oh, game on, dude.
I also rock Scattergories.
Bring it.
Hello, beautiful.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Yeah. You are.
Really?
Did you really just say that?
I was admiring you from the other room,
and I had to tell you that your eyes
are the most beautiful
eyes I've ever seen.
Yeah?
And they get a little red when I'm angry.
In fact, I'm angry right now.
You should probably leave.
Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
This isn't normally how I act.
What? Stupid?
Can I be honest?
I get shy around beautiful women,
and I put on this act to come
off all smooth and whatnot.
Why don't you just be yourself?
Unless yourself is a complete asshole.
No, I'm not an asshole.
I'm a romantic, and if I'm being honest,
I wanna treat a woman like she's,
you know, beyond special.
I know, sounds stupid.
It doesn't sound stupid to me.
I'm into all that corny stuff.
You know, candies,
flowers, romantic dinners.
But where I'm from,
the guys aren't like that
and the women are even worse.
They just don't understand it.
And one time, bought this woman
some roses, a dozen roses,
and she looked at them like,
"What the hell am I
supposed to do with these?"
It's hard when you can't
really be yourself.
That's all a girl wants
is for a guy to be himself.
I wanna believe that, I really do.
I don't even know why
I'm telling you this.
I don't even know you.
You're just, you're so easy to talk to.
Look, when you came in here,
I thought you were a total jerk.
But now I respect you.
Don't go spreading it around
'cause guys I'm with, nice
guys don't finish last.
They finish dead.
Okay.
It's our little secret.
I have a few secrets of my own.
And maybe I'll share them with you later.
Hey, so, uh, you wanna go upstairs?
You just got here.
I'm not a fucking whore.
We're about to have dinner soon.
Yeah, I know, but for some reason,
I felt like you said I could
do whatever I want to you.
What?
When the hell did I say that?
Didn't you say that?
I'm sorry, I must have you
confused with someone else.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a whore.
No, I didn't mean that.
Really, I'm sorry.
Hey, are you okay?
Yeah, we're good.
I wasn't asking you.
Sweetie, are you all right?
Yeah.
Sometimes girls just
don't get my sense of humor.
Hmm, I can see why.
[fire crackling]
[cars whooshing]
I feel so alone.
I feel so damn alone.
That's why we're here.
You're not alone.
Why am I here? Huh?
Why the fuck am I here?
Nothing matters anymore.
Life doesn't always make sense.
In fact, some days no sense makes sense.
I don't know what this is.
Where am I?
Who am I?
We see that a lot.
It's okay.
It gets better.
Give it time.
Time?
Time's a game of torture.
Time slithers like a, like a shadow
that doesn't rest its icy
fingers off the pulse of my life.
Give it time.
Time does heal all wounds.
No.
No, time doesn't heal all wounds.
Time just allows you to suffer longer.
Every tick is a heartbeat
closer to silence.
Every passing second is a
step into endless darkness
where nothing's remembered.
Where nothing's forgiven.
[birds chirping]
We're just trying to help you.
Why are you getting so mad?
Just stop! All right?
Everyone just needs to stop!
I don't wanna feel better!
Did you ever think of that?
I don't want anything from anyone.
You know, the thing about a broken heart
is that after it does heal
you're never really the same.
But I really do think that I can help you.
Now why is it that when people feel sad
or they feel depressed or like whatever,
everyone expects them to
just like feel better,
to smile and to be happy.
I don't wanna smile!
Like, let me be sad
and like just let me be
morbidly dwelling in my pain.
Just leave me alone.
We're just trying to help you.
Well, I don't want the help!
Well, then what do you want?
I just want him back.
I just want my dad back.
He's not coming back.
Right.
So if I can't have what I want,
then can you please just
leave me to suffer in peace?
All right, I think it's
time we go buck fucking wild
in this house.
Well, I'm ready for that shit.
I like that one. Yeah.
Wait, the young one?
The one who's crying?
You're attracted to a girl that's crying?
Yeah.
I like that shit.
Dude, you're fucking sick.
They got money in this house.
Yeah, but the bitches
come before the money.
Nah, we can just buy
all the bitches we need.
Well, how are we gonna do this?
I mean, they're gonna
scream, they're gonna run,
they're gonna call 9-1-1.
I'm not going back to
jail, not for anyone.
So if we do this, we
see it to the end. Yeah?
Mm. Word.
- We hit hard-
- Right.
We hit hard, we hit fast.
You know what's so fucking funny?
When people see us, they
just think we're so nice.
They think that we're normal.
And I don't even care
if they start screaming
or fighting back 'cause
that's just, you know,
how most of my dates end anyway.
But no witnesses, okay?
No one saw us come
tonight, so no witnesses.
What're you looking at me?
I hate witnesses, bro.
Don't look at me.
The cougar's mine.
All right, let's do this.
No, I don't want a reward.
Well, that's because I am cute.
Well, why don't you come pick up the phone
and judge for yourself?
Sweet.
And I got some friends here with me too.
Hey, um, so something
really weird is going on here.
What are you talking about?
I'm just...
Look, I'm getting really
bad vibes from these guys.
They're just a bunch
of horny nerdy guys.
Like, seriously don't worry about it.
No, I am worried about it.
Look, every time that I
haven't listened to my gut
or my instincts I've regretted it, always.
Hey.
Why do you look all freaked out?
How well do you know these guys?
About as well as I know any guys. Why?
She doesn't trust them.
So you just brought
fucking random strangers
into the house?
That's so great.
Chill out, girl scout.
I've been doing this shit all my life.
Yeah? And how did that turn out?
Some were fine and some were assholes.
Yeah. Like that last one.
Yeah, he was an asshole.
And when I think about the
shit that I did with him,
I just wanna punch my fist
through a fucking wall.
I really am disgusted by the
things that I did with him.
But Zack is cool.
Yeah, Zack is pretty cool.
He said he loved my rack.
What is a rack by the way?
Okay, look, I know him and I trust him.
Be careful who you trust, girl.
Remember, the devil was once an angel too.
Hey.
Are you okay?
This is happening again,
you know that, right?
Yeah, no, um...
Yeah, I just, I keep on forgetting.
What is a rack by the way?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Use Google!
[tense music]
[Melissa gasps]
Before we start, can I say grace?
Lord, bless this food and
then bless it some more.
I know it needs blessin'
'cause I've eaten here before.
Okay.
Um, so let me tell you guys
about my tattoo dream, okay?
Um, okay, so my dream is,
if and when I get a tattoo,
I would get the word "that"
but like written really small
so it's really hard to read,
so that way if somebody
comes up to me, they say,
"Hey, what is that on your arm?"
I'll be like, "Yes. Yes it is."
And they'll be like, "No, what is that?"
And I'll say, "Yes."
And they'll be like, "No. What is that?
"What is that on your
arm? "What does it say?"
And I'll say, "Yes, that."
"It's that."
And they'll be like, "Yeah, that."
And I'll say, "Yes, that."
Isn't that awesome?
Yeah.
Um, hey, everyone, look.
I just, I just wanna say
that I'm really sorry
for being so, you know.
I just have my moments,
but then I have moments like this, right?
Being with all my friends.
And I don't know, it just makes
me feel really good again.
Yeah, and I don't know.
I just, I keep forgetting
how good this makes me feel.
You know, every time I sit down to dinner
and I just look around at everybody,
and it just, I don't know,
it just makes me feel good,
and it reminds me that
this is why I'm here.
It's like one of the few things
that actually makes me feel better.
So if I can just take a moment to say,
thank you guys for having
all of us here for dinner.
Um, and if I could make a short toast.
To our girlfriends and our
wives, may they never meet.
[everyone laughs]
To staying positive, testing negative.
You can shut up now. Geez.
Yeah, food looks awesome.
All I ever wanted was to make you happy.
Excuse me?
What was that?
Nothing. I said "cheers."
Drink up, guys.
You look so familiar.
Me?
Um, I was in a band for a while.
Maybe you saw me play.
So is, uh, anyone else coming
here tonight or is it just us?
Just us.
I, um, I gotta say,
it's, uh, really awesome
of you letting us stay
in this nice house of yours.
You know, I feel like you have things,
maybe, um, things that we want.
Come on, dude, chill.
What?
I'm just saying.
You know, all these girls
here, they're so beautiful.
Uh, you know, beautiful
women get everything in life.
Whatever they want,
whatever they fucking need.
Not because you work hard,
not because you deserve it,
but because you're fucking beautiful.
Bro, dude, chill.
Um, what's wrong?
Why do you keep telling him to chill?
You see, you know why
I hate beautiful women,
it's because you tease men.
W-What does that mean?
You know what?
Let's just finish our food.
It's great.
It's fantastic. Thank you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
'Kay, see?
See, when women know they are beautiful,
they fuck with men, okay?
And not in the nice way, okay?
You tease us, you make us want you,
and then you just, you fucking drop us.
You practically beg us to fuck you,
and then you just say no.
What the hell is going on here?
Shut up.
No! Screw you!
Get out of my house!
Shut the fuck up now!
Don't make me tell you again!
Okay, listen, please,
everyone just calm down!
No, no. You know what?
My man's right.
You bitches love to just
sting us along, playing games.
But when it's time to finally pay up,
you ain't nowhere to be seen.
What are you talking about?
I mean, why is everyone getting so angry?
You're making us angry!
But we're not saying anything to you!
You all have it so fucking easy.
I mean, have you ever
gone weeks without food?
I have, he has, he has, and he has.
You ought a know how the other half lives.
It's bullshit!
Now tonight [chuckles]
tonight, this'll be a night
that none of you whores
are ever gonna forget.
And look at this one.
You should walk around
with a fucking price tag.
- Excuse me?
- You know men want you.
You use it against them, don't you?
Who the fuck do you
think you're talking to?
Okay, can everyone
just calm down please?
You know what calms guys like us down?
Naked bitches.
So why don't you, all of
you, take off your clothes.
Maybe that'll calm us down.
Guys, please.
Take off your fucking clothes!
No.
I wanna see that body.
And yours and yours and yours and yours.
Let's get some cameras out.
Let's make a movie of this party.
Fuck you.
You didn't think you
were gonna invite us here
just for dinner, right?
Dinner, maybe a piece
of cake, and then what?
We all just go home and jerk
off our repressed feelings
we had throughout the night?
Oh no, no, no, no.
This night is gonna end badly
for you, for all of you.
I want each and every one
of you to stand up and strip.
Strip butt ass naked and
get face down on the ground.
Please, no!
I'm begging you please!
Shut up, bitch!
This is not a fucking game!
You play nice, we play nice.
You try to fight back,
we'll skin you alive.
[The Father] To live is to suffer.
To survive is to find
meaning in the suffering.
Jesus said, "For what shall profit a man"
"to gain the whole world and
suffer the loss of his soul."
Vengeance is mine.
Guys, please, okay.
We're gonna give you
all a chance here, okay?
Please, just go, okay?
Please.
We are giving you a chance here.
You know what?
We'll leave.
But not until we've had a
taste of each one of you.
You see, when I go to Atlantic City,
I tend to hit the buffets.
I'm kinda an all you can eat type of guy.
You know, a little of
this, a little of that.
Didn't I tell you to stand up and strip?
Well, maybe if I cut one of you,
then you'll know we mean business.
Take her.
No! Leave her alone!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll stop. I'm sorry.
[tense music]
Tell me something.
Where are you going when you die?
Shit, lady, I'm pretty sure
I'm going to fucking hell.
Yeah, me too.
And where am I going?
Oh, I'm sure you don't need to worry.
You'll probably end up
right up there in heaven.
Yo, do you guys feel
kinda strange? [Grunts]
Oh shit. I think they drugged us.
I told you guys to leave.
I told you to go.
I tried. I tried.
Every damn time I try.
And they never listen.
No one ever leaves.
Every time we give you the chance.
We give you the chance over
and over and over again,
and you dumb fucks just never learn.
Do you even know what heaven is?
What do you think it is?
St. Peter standing in
front of some giant gates,
waiting with wings in one
hand and a halo in the other?
Tunnels of beautiful light,
leading to lost loved
ones, lost pets, flowers?
An overwhelming sense of
joy, happiness, peace even.
A gloriously illuminated light?
Just a place where everyone
is immensely happy?
Angels just floating around playing harps?
No.
Heaven is when you're allowed
to have the one thing,
the one thing that you
wanted but couldn't get,
the one thing that you desired
but couldn't get before you die.
Heaven is finally getting it
day after day for eternity.
Guys, I can't fucking move.
These bitches drugged us.
I literally can't move.
Do you know what hell is?
Dude, I can't feel my legs.
I can't move my fucking legs!
Hell is the most pain
one can experience.
The most pain, physical,
mental, emotional,
and it happens day after
day after day for eternity.
I can't breathe.
Bitches.
I find it actually really, really funny
that our heaven, our heaven is your hell!
And your hell is our heaven.
I'm gonna [indistinct] this hell.
Do you ever have that dream,
I mean like that horrible dream
where something is
desperately trying to hurt you
and you can't move?
You can't even run, you can't scream.
You're trapped.
Frozen.
And nothing can or will help you.
You know, we didn't
even know each other,
and now we're best friends.
See, because for us,
see, this wasn't a dream.
It was our hell on earth
that every single one of you, all of you,
all of you put us through.
Please, help us.
Help you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is fucking priceless.
Help you?
You want us to help you?
Guys, guys, don't pass out now.
Come on.
We do this every single day.
Every fucking day for years.
And you don't remember?
Oh my god. [Laughs]
Excuse me, who are you?
How did you get in?
Oh, um, I'm sorry.
We're with the water department.
There's no one home.
The door was open.
I really gotta start locking that door.
Can, can I help you?
Like I said, we're with
the water department.
Um, there's just been some
issues with contamination.
We're here to check the pipes.
So you just walk into my home?
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
No, we can't do that.
Don't you ever get urges?
Mom?
Stay up there, get inside!
Lock the door!
Call the police!
[tense music]
Leave her alone!
[tense music continues]
No, no, no, no, no!
[belt thwacks]
Leave her alone!
Get the fuck off me!
Go! Run!
Get help now! Go!
[tense music continues]
What's happening?
I'm losing my fucking mind.
Why did you lie to my?
I didn't.
I saw the numbers in your phone.
Who were they?
Friends. Just friends.
I was good to you.
I did everything for you.
You cheated on me.
Once. That was one
time I cheated on you.
I told you I'd never do it again.
It was more than once, and you know it.
Okay, you listen to me and
you listen very carefully,
I love you more than anything,
but you need to understand
that if I call one of those
numbers and a guys picks up...
I would never cheat on you.
They're friends. They're just friends.
Any of them your ex-boyfriend?
I-I don't know.
Maybe one.
You cheated!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I love you! I...
So you just wanna play
yourself like a slut then?
Yeah, that it?
No, no, no, no, no.
All I ever wanted to
do was make you happy.
Yo. Get in here.
Okay. Okay, okay.
Dude, just calm down over here.
Everyone just relax.
Come on, girl.
Don't look so scared.
Just gonna have a little fun.
Please, please, please, please.
- You did this to yourself.
- Please, please, please!
This is your fault!
You made us do this!
This is your fault!
Shut the fuck up!
Why did you make us do this?
[Christina screams]
You're fucking fault, bitch! [Grunts]
Shut the fuck up!
Why, why, why?
Why were you still talking to? [Grunts]
I swear to God!
It's all your fucking fault!
Yeah, oh my god!
Get off her!
Get off her stop!
[Lance grunts]
I can't move.
I can't fucking move.
I literally can't fucking move.
What's happening?
Please.
Please help us.
Get them on the floor.
[dramatic music]
[women laughing]
[men gasping]
[dramatic music continues]
[eerie music]
[women laughing]
[men screaming]
[eerie music continues]
Oh my god!
[eerie music continues]
[gunshots blast]
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
Hey, motherfuckers!
Scream for me, you
worthless pieces of shit!
Scream for me!
When you killed me,
you might as well have
killed my mother, my father,
my entire family!
You killed all of us!
But now I feel unimaginable joy
knowing that I will kill you
and torture you for all of eternity!
All of eternity!
Two nights ago we set you on fire.
Yesterday we beat you to death.
Today we're gonna stab you
until all the blood
runs out of your bodies.
To live is to suffer.
And to survive is to find
meaning in the suffering.
And we will never ever get
tired of making you suffer.
Payback is a bitch!
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
Welcome to your eternity!
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
[tense music continues]
[blood squelching]
Scream for me, guys.
Come on, it's my favorite part of the day.
Scream for me.
[men screaming]
[tense music continues]
[men screaming]
[tense music continues]
[men screaming]
[blood squelching]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[eerie music]
[eerie music continues]
[eerie music continues]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]