Auntypreneur (2025) Movie Script

- Oh Raju! - Look at this.
- Aunty take a deep breath.
No!
- Look at this!
- Oh aunty!
- What is this?
- Calm down!
- Oh God!
- Oh aunty!
- Hey, Krupa!
- Aunty!
Youre working to run the household
but soon there will no house left.
Look, the bulldozer has come.
Hey, Rajiv! Rajiv Kumar!
Its time for you to act like
Akshay Kumar in an action scene.
Not like Imran Hashmi in a kissing scene.
Suvarna, talk some sense into him.
Hey, Rajiv, where are you going?
He is leaving! Oh God!
What is it!
[PANTING]
Chaman Uncle! Panna, tell Chaman uncle...
...if this building demolishes,
then along with it...
...his chairmans seat will be gone too.
Listen? Dont you understand?
Hey, Neha...
...the way you take care of your office...
...the same take care of your home.
Hey! At least think something
about your future child.
Neha! Neha!
Huh! Neha!
Oh God! What kind of people are they?
Hey, Sheetal,
my child, you listen to me atleast.
Listen to me!
No one just listens.
Manda!
- Raju!
- Aunty relax!
What do we do now?
Why are you so stressed?
Hey! Municipality!
Now,
will this bulldozer of yours will work...
...or if this bulldozer will work.
[STRAW SLURPS]
[THUD]
[SQUISH]
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
[BULLDOZER RUMBLES]
Ill just kill you myself.
I'm a municipal officer, leave.
- Ill just kill you!
- Aunty!
- Jasu aunty!
- What do you think of yourself?
[GASPS]
Oh, Raju?
[GASPS]
It was you?
Oh!
I agree that Mumbai is a city of dreams...
...but there is a time when your dream.
I had a terrible dream today, Raju.
[GASPS]
At an age where I should be Tarla Dalal...
...I aspired to be Tarzan. Tell me!
Raju, if her day dreams are like these...
...imagine what she might
be deeming at night.
Huh!
I can't even dare to imagine that Manda.
Will any of you ask me...
"Aunty, what was the dream?" But, no!
- Let me tell you, upfront.
- Hmm!
A bulldozer was brought
to demolish our Poonamdi.
[THUMP]
[GASPS]
Ms. Jasu, would you like to have some tea?
- Fine, get me some tea.
- No the thing is.
Tea!
Tea cannot be made without tea leaves.
So you better move for the groceries.
Do I give you salary or do
you give me salary, huh?
"Move it!"
[SIGHS]
[BELL DINGS]
Jaswanti! Where are you off to, all ready?
Have you become so American...
...that youre calling
your mother by her name?
[CHUCKLES]
And, listen,
have you received the money I had sent you?
How many times I have told you that
you don't need to transfer money.
And I told you so many times...
...that if you get transferred to
Dallas I will stop transferring money.
And how many more times
the same has to be discussed?
[CHUCKLES]
- Bhavik Bhai.
- Hey! Wolf of S.V. Road.
What's happening with your Stock Market?
It is outstanding, Bhavik Bhai.
It's giving returns of 16% CAGR.
And in the previous two quarters...
...our market has outperformed Middle
East and South East Asia markets.
Now, our people have reached at
high positions all over the world.
Like, Satya Nadella of Microsoft,
or Sundar of Google.
And in the White House,
what was her name...?
Kamalaben Harish.
It's Harris.
Yeah, I meant the same.
Bhavik Bhai, you will see...
...one day Rupee will surpass the Dollar.
Relax, relax, Manoj Kumar of Malad.
I know the country is progressing.
I was inquisitive about your progress.
My progress is a mixed
bag of ups and downs.
But, let me know if you'd like to invest.
Market is on the upside from here.
No bro,
stock market is just like a casino.
And, in a casino, house always wins.
Anyway, I don't like breaking
head with the brokers.
[CLINK]
Bro, I'm not a broker.
I am an entrepreneur.
Alright, bro.
Listen, Jaswanti, if you need anything...
...then I won't tell you.
Okay, now, go to sleep.
Okay, talk to you tomorrow.
Everyone, now, get going.
[FOOTSTEPS]
Hey, Raju, what did you just say? Aunty...
Entrepreneur.
Yeah. What does it mean?
Businessman.
Then, just say businessman.
But, businessman does
not sound very impactful.
Entrepreneur has more weight.
[SMIRK]
By how many kilos?
[CHUCKLES]
Forget it, let's go now.
[ROAD NOISE]
Aunty, don't you once again
act like Sherlock at the shop.
Not always.
[RICKSHAW ENGINE PUTTERS]
Here we are.
[RICKSHAW ENGINE IDLES]
[SIGHS]
[PUTTERING CONTINUES]
Chai and sutta for breakfast
and 2-minute noodles for lunch.
Poor bachelors of hostel.
Mr. Body Builder of Malad.
Newly wed couple.
How are you sure they are newly weds.
I bet, entire Poonamdi...
...doesn't consume these many condoms.
[CHUCKLES]
Ahh! I get it now.
[CHUKCLES]
Boss,
your eyes are as sharp as Bigg Boss camera!
Is it? Bigg Boss?
She's the real Big Boss.
Do I have a chance to get
entry in the Bigg Boss house?
No, Bachu Kaka.
[CHUCKLES]
Drop the 'Kaka', call me Bachu.
I forgot to give you the bill.
And, this shop has a strict policy...
"...If you don't get the bill,
consider it's free, free, free."
[CHUCKLES]
And,
I follow a strict policy too, 'Only Bachu'.
[CHUKCLES]
My dreams may often lose their way...
...but my bills?
I always pay, come what may.
- Tell me, how much is it?
- 5,200.
Is it?
We seem to have bought too many things.
Your list was way too long, Manda.
You need to limit it next time.
Here you go.
- Raju!
- Hey, Munna Bhai.
Along with your protein,
you get peanut butter, free, free, free.
Oh! Thank you, brother.
This stingy Munna,
won't even give a carry bag for free...
...how come he's giving Raju free butter?
Hes just buttering him up.
How much did he make in stocks?
Around two and a half lakhs.
But Munna and share market is
like a monkey got the ladder.
[CHUCKLES]
[TCH]
Munna Bhai, buy Spoon Pharma.
It's a 100% ding, ding, ding.
- Sure?
- Sure shot.
The day he gets over his ding,
ding, ding...
...I will be cycling to the heaven tring,
tring, tring.
With Him.
Great!
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, what is this ding, ding, ding?
Aunty, ding, ding,
ding means money is the king, king, king.
Even Raju keeps on going ding, ding, ding.
I must raise his rent now.
- Double.
- Let's do it.
When I raise the rent...
Who pushed me?
Oh God! The items!
- Hey!
- Come on, quickly, pick it up.
Hey, leave it, hey.
This we don't get online.
Hey madam, leave him alone.
Run!
[CHAOS]
What are they doing?
[CHAOS]
[THUD]
What is this?
Huh!
What exactly is this thing?
This product is such high in demand
as Falguni Ben during Navaratri.
But the supply is very limited.
But, you let it be, Jasu.
It's of no use to you.
But what's the big deal
about this spinner.
You are being curious for no reason.
These days,
any random product becomes a hype.
Forget it, it's of no use to you.
There is always some reason behind
something to be in such high demand.
- I am telling you to let go.
- You wait a minute.
Why aren't you letting go. Forget it.
Gestee, one size fits all.
Manda, one can take a swing in this.
Hello! Yes, Prakash.
- I got the Molex.
- Very good.
It's absolutely perfect.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
When are you coming back?
Panna, I am busy. Let's talk later.
Oh, yes. Okay, no problem.
Listen, I miss you.
H...
Dear Pinal, don't play with the chillies.
Have some sukhdi.
Hey Pinal, come here, will you?
Such a show-off. Molex, are you serious?
[CHUCKLES]
Why is Panna Ben always so frustrated?
Whose life is without action
always gives such a reaction.
[CHUCKLES]
Now I know,
why you are always happy, Suvarna Kaki.
[TEASING]
If you ever come to know
about my strike rate...
...youd forget all about Chris Gayle.
Nice. You must learn from her.
I am currently on a strategic timeout.
No batting.
What about you Sheetal?
Hitting is not possible
in the middle overs.
That's why I say, one should
take advantage of the power play.
She turned out to be
a bigger player than her.
Isn't he handsome?
Why should boys have all the fun?
[CHUCKLES]
[PAPER RUSTLES]
[RICKSHAW ENGINE SPUTTERS]
They are the ones staying in
an illegal building for decades.
And, I am unable
to attend my uncle's wedding.
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
Is that okay?
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
Hey! You idiot.
Spitting and painting our walls red?
Suck up your spit. Come on.
Let's scoot.
Let's go!
Let me read what's written.
Notice from The Municipal Corporation.
Poonam Cooperative Society de...
DEMOLITION?
Just a minute.
Yes, demolition.
[PAPER RUSTLES]
Swipe it.
- Hey, girl!
- He's good, isn't he?
Isn't your father looking
for a groom for you?
Suvarna Kaki,
if you want to play at Wankhede...
...then you got to do the net practice.
Don't you?
My child,
playing in the nets is very different...
...from playing at Wankhede.
Is it?
Performance pressure,
dry pitch, low light...
...if you get a googly then you are out.
Ladies, listen...
We are on the verge of losing our homes...
...and you all are talking about cricket?
No, not at all. We are just...
Have you read the notice?
They are going to demolish our building.
Let's talk to Chaman Kaka.
He will fix everything.
Chaman Bhai,
can't even burst a balloon during Holi...
...and you expect that he
will fix such a big matter?
[CHUCKLES]
All of you, come with me.
Let's go to the society office.
And, nudge them a little.
At least we will know how
serious is this matter.
Come, let's go.
You all die here. I will go alone.
There's no batting in her life too.
[CHUCKLES]
You're right.
Let's go.
[CHUCKLES]
Alright.
[SHARP STRIKE]
No, Rajiv, we should drop volleyball
and organize a carom tournament.
What shall we give as prize?
A crate of mangoes for the winner.
And, Hilton bottle for the runner up.
Both of them are very
useful during summers.
[CHUCKLES]
- So let's get going.
- Okay.
They will demolish our society. Read this.
Kaka, do you want me to read it?
Why don't you distribute
samosas to everyone.
Let the chairman do his work.
Chaman Bhai, its time to man up,
not just sit back as the chairman.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Read it.
- Yes, sure.
There is a default in
paying the property tax.
If you do not pay the penalty of
one crore and ninety six lakhs...
...within four months...
...then we will demolish your building.
Im a B.Com.
Graduate, I can read well, cant I?
But,
do you have any idea, what is to be done?
This matter requires no action.
We've received many such
notices in the past.
Whenever a new corporator is appointed,
he issues such notice.
There is nothing to fear.
I am afraid because we
will lose our homes.
But, it is the builder who
has to pay the property tax.
Let's send a notice to
Suman developer's office.
That guy declared bankruptcy and
ran away to Dubai a long time ago.
Okay, tell me.
Can we collect funds,
like, how we do during Ganpati festival...
...and all of us together arrange
the money to clear the dues.
[CHUCKLES]
To avoid paying
a maintenance of merely Rs. 1000...
...some members throw
tantrums bigger than heroines.
Then, how will they all cough up Rs.
1.96 crore?
How?
[PUCK SLIDES]
My entire income is spent on my
son's international school fees.
His fees for a year is equivalent
to the fees of my entire studies.
And, nobody sends us dollars from the US.
Get up, get up. Let her sit.
I would have surely given but
Neha is in her second trimester...
...and all my savings is invested
in my cycle start up so...
We don't have any sort of income.
Are you saying that I am useless?
Washing people's feet is not a real job.
We have to get her married too.
Oh,
chairman sir, please find an alternative.
I already have a solution.
We go for a court case.
And our lawyer is right in front of us.
Am I not right, lawyer sir, Rajiv?
I am suggesting, let's file a case.
Court cases linger for many many years.
I can say this with immense
trust on our legal system.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh man,
I almost forgot that we had ordered snacks.
Panna, give everyone some snacks.
Why not?
Jasu ben...
[CHUCKLES]
If we have your permission...
...we are yet to finish...
...our meeting for carom tournament.
So...
[CHUCKLES]
So will you please...
[CHUCKLES]
[RUSTLES]
[PAPER RUSTLES]
[THUD]
[PAPER RUSTLES]
[FOOTSTEP]
Don't worry. It happens sometimes.
Okay, now get going.
[CHUCKLES]
[THUD]
[DOOR OPENS]
Jaswanti, don't you get involved
in this matter at all, okay?
You better come to Dallas.
For all the problems you got this
one and only solution, don't you?
Spice box is empty? Come to Dallas.
Pain in the heels? Come to Dallas.
Kohli got out on zero? Come to Dallas.
Wifi not working? Come to Dallas.
Okay, don't come.
What are the others saying?
Only if Chaman Kaka
would let anyone speak.
What did he say?
He is proposing to file a case.
That's the issue there.
What do you mean, 'there?'
Don't forget that you
still belong to this place.
But better explain to them...
...if municipality gets furious,
we can be homeless.
...we can be homeless.
I thought life would be spent joyfully.
But why have we suddenly
ended up wandering aimlessly?
I thought life would be spent joyfully.
But why have we suddenly
ended up wandering aimlessly?
[GASPS]
Thank God.
A warm cup of tea will
help me think straight.
Can't think of an idea.
Do you have any?
How about a protest?
At the Municipal office? Great idea.
No, no, aunty.
On social media.
No.
These days people mostly
protest on social media.
Rakesh bhai,
a lower circuit is bound to hit in a day.
If you want to buy then
wait till tomorrow.
Then, it's surely going
to be ding, ding, ding.
Wear a headphone, you ding dong.
- Aunty.
- Yes?
There is this guy,
Rafique Bhai in my neighbourhood.
He would kill anyone for Rs. 25,000.
Is it? For just Rs. 25,000?
Classic pump and dump it is.
Just hold for now.
It's a confirm ding, ding, ding.
Hey! Shhhh! Quiet.
We are planning a murder here.
Please be quiet for a while.
Ding, ding, ding!
No, no, no.
We should not get into this messy business.
No?
So we are not killing anyone?
Now it comes down to only one solution.
[WHISLTES]
- No!
- No?
We only have four months, Manda.
Only four months.
Just give me four months,
Mr. Abbas I will shine your profile.
It's currently a volatile market.
- If you want to earn money...
- Hey! You moron.
Then ding, ding, ding.
I told you a hundred times
don't keep yelling...
[GASPS]
Eureka!
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding?
Ding, ding, ding?
Yes!
To free our Poonamdi,
to earn big money in short term...
...there is only one way...
...ding, ding, ding.
To free our Poonamdi,
to earn big money in short term...
...there is only one way... Bhavik Bhai.
Didn't you tell him to
invest in the stock market?
It's only upside from here.
Didn't you say so?
- Yeah, so?
- So?
[SIGHS]
I will free my Poonamdi.
[GASPS]
You just teach me your ding,
ding, ding thing.
At an age of being a grandma,
she is aspiring to become a broker.
No, not a broker.
What was that word you used the other day?
Auntypreneur!
Jaswanti Gangani will become.
AUNTYPRENEUR.
It's not Auntypreneur. It's entrepreneur.
If it's aunty,
then it's Auntypreneur, got it?
Hey! You are my only hope.
Please teach me, please.
Come here, sit.
Please sit.
But, aunty, this is a very risky business.
It's not your cup of tea.
Are you going to teach me or
shall I throw you out of my house?
[GIGGLES]
The one who's going to be homeless
is threatening to throw me out.
- How dare you say this?
- Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, just a minute.
Listen aunty, the fact is that...
...it is impossible to raise such
a huge amount in four months.
Don't you give me any excuses.
What should I do to make this clear?
Aunty, you need capital to
invest in the first place.
Let's suppose,
you even arrange the fund...
...but it is not one person's job.
You need a team.
We will think about the capital
later but we do have a team ready.
Sheetal...
...a qualified chartered accountant...
...but afraid of her husband.
Oh uncle, there was no need for this.
Kirtan, come on, take the blessings.
Also aunt's...
We will celebrate Kirtan's
birthday at Fun Zone.
He's been asking for so many days...
I will manage Kirtan's birthday
and also this house, okay?
Krupa...
...a beautician by profession.
Marriage is her parents' only obsession.
He is an engineer from our caste.
He is based in Australia.
But, I don't want to get married.
That's not your decision to take.
Be it cow or the daughter,
they do as they are told.
[BELL CHIMES]
Forget it.
[BELL CHIMES]
Panna...
...Naah!
Neha...
...a corporate slave...
...but a bigger slave to her moods.
So, when are they funding you?
In India, it's far more difficult to
get money from someone than to earn.
Anyway,
you tell me about your Bengali boss.
What else will he say?
'Presentation is amazing.
Start implementing in a week.'
Then, what? More stress to handle.
That's great.
You know, I wonder sometimes...
...If it weren't for your job,
I could not have imagined this startup.
[HUFFS]
Oh,
sorry, I didn't want you to stress out.
No, I am not able to find my pen.
It's just a pen, Neha. Relax!
What relax? Carry a baby inside you...
...then you will know how
difficult it is to relax.
It's my favourite pen.
[GRUNTS]
Sam, it is my pen.
[CHAIR CREAKS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[THUD]
Suvarna...
...forever twenty one.
It's such a perfect family.
Hey, dear, why do you need another child?
You got this...
...kid in me.
[CHUCKLES]
Hey! What are you guys upto?
Are the grandparents on
a honeymoon at the Nana Nani park?
Get out.
We are leaving, brother.
- Get out.
- We are going.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Aunty,
that Jimit from 302, our Chirag and me...
...we all usually play
cricket in the society.
Should we participate in
IPL as Poonam Panthers?
Raju, I don't have any other option.
These ladies are my only support.
Yeah, but do any of them have
their Aadhar linked with NSDL?
- What's that?
- Exactly, aunty.
None of you know ABC of stock market.
That's why I have
appointed you as our coach.
You only have to prepare these
rookies for the stock market.
[SIGHS]
Let's go.
Not there, here.
[CHUCKLES]
Hey girls and Suvarna, how are you?
We are fine.
I wanted to discuss that we
have four months at hand...
...and we have to make approx two crores.
I know this mission is impossible...
...but I have an idea to make it possible.
What?
Theft or gambling?
Stock market.
That's even worse.
It's not that bad.
She isn't blaming you.
I know you all might
have a lot of questions?
Like, has this old woman lost her mind?
Or who will teach us
about the stock market?
And how will we manage home and this,
everything together?
You are right.
This old woman has lost her mind...
...but to save her house.
And, who will teach us?
My star tenant, Raju.
Raju?
[GASPS]
And how will we manage all this?
Raju, tell them about the market timings.
9.15 to 3.30.
See,
and Manda will tell us ladies' timetable.
She knows everything.
Toddlers' school 6.45,
husband's tiffin 7.45...
...after that quarrel with maid,
home cleaning 8.45 and 9 to 4?
Whatsapp,
facebook, tinder, no, no, not you.
Tinder, nap, tea, TV show, kitty party.
Doesn't matter.
At least we don't daydream.
[TCH]
Harish Kapadia, he turned twenty lakhs...
...into two crores within twenty days...
...and we have 120 days.
Aunty, share market is not our place.
Then, where exactly is our place?
Kitchen? Making pickles and papads?
Or making babies?
Or live on mercy of
people like Chaman Kaka?
This notice is an opportunity for us...
...to show the world that
a woman can achieve anything...
...if she is determined.
Really.
[CLAPS]
- I am telling you.
- What?
[CLAP]
Your speech was good...
...but you are well past the age
to take this opportunity.
You are at the right age
for this opportunity, right?
I am of a right age, that's why
I am going for work in society...
...otherwise Manda will say,
she is always busy with kitty parties.
[MOCKING]
- Get lost.
- Why argue?
I have to help Kirtan with homework now.
I have to go or Shalin will be angry.
- Yeah, so I was saying...
- I also have a meeting.
I have to leave too.
Let's go.
Alright.
They just don't understand.
I don't have any chores,
but I won't be able to help you much.
Suvarna, listen.
Dear...
We are stuck.
[CHAIR SCRAPES]
[SIGHS]
I have never heard about Harish Kapadia.
Neither have I.
I just said it to motivate them.
[CHUCKLES]
But aunty,
this dream is literally out of reach.
I will fulfill this dream,
even if I have to fight all alone.
I will reach wherever I have to for this.
I have twenty thousand rupees.
When I was young,
my parents used to give me pocket money.
I would put that money in a fixed
deposit in the post office.
That has now summed up to twenty thousand.
Now these twenty thousand will
decide Poonamdi's destiny.
She won't listen.
Let's go, Raju.
Where?
Let's attack the stock market.
Move. Let's go.
Wait a second,
we don't have to go anywhere for this.
We can do this from home.
- Then let's go.
- But...
- What?
- Not today, tomorrow.
- Why?
- It's already six now.
Oh!
Okay, tomorrow morning we
shall attack the stock market.
[CHUCKLES]
Tomorrow sharp at 9.15, we shall begin...
...stock market tuition
for Jaswanti Gangani.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
They are the lions of eloquence,
the lions in the market.
Future opponents will fear their arrival,
just you watch.
If one thing doesn't break something,
they will find the weak spot.
They will achieve something incredible,
brother, you will see.
They have wrestled with life's biggest
storms and molded
them into their strategy.
They are the immediate cure
for the biggest problems.
Hey aunty!
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Taking a chance, they make such
a big move, taking a chance.
By dancing, they show the world
their victory, by dancing.
They are joyful,
colourful, lively, full of
swag, they are like that,
just you watch.
Sounding their dominance,
defeating everyone.
They will make a big score in the market,
just you wait and see.
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty!
[THUD]
[THUD]
Shall we talk first?
I have booked it on an hourly basis.
[THUD]
As if you will last for an hour.
Listen, baby.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSED]
Ramnik Bhai, I will see you in a while.
This is Arvind Bhai and his missus.
Come, come.
[CHUCKLES]
Women in this society are amazing.
[CHUCKLES]
See thoroughly.
You haven't told them
anything about notice, right?
No.
So, Auntypreneur,
which stock should we invest in?
Aunty, which stock should we buy?
Gestee, one size fits all.
[CHUCKLES]
Aunty, people invest in banking
and even in pharma, but you...
Yes, say it, say it.
No, I mean... Ladies' underwear?
Those are called G-strings, Raju.
And you only said that it's
a game of demand and supply.
Bachu Kaka also said if demand increases,
supply decreases.
Bachu Kaka is a blabber mouth, Manda.
Aunty,
do you really think it's a good investment?
What's the logic?
There's no logic,
but my sixth sense is saying this is right.
You can call it my aunty tuition.
Intuition?
[TCH]
It's aunty's intuition, so aunty tuition.
Aunty,
I feel you should invest in a blue chip.
If you invest this
money in penny stocks...
...then there is a scope for earning,
but more scope of losing.
Rest is your wish.
[FAINT SIREN WAILING]
[PHONE RINGING]
[GROANS]
[PHONE RINGING]
[GROANS]
[PHONE RINGING]
- Hello!
- Bhavik!
I got five missed calls from you.
Is everything okay?
I wanted to ask you that...
What? Did municipality arrive?
What happened? Tell me.
Does my daughter-in-law wear a Gestee?
What?
What are you shy of? Answer me.
Bhavik, please tell me.
Why are you so shy?
Yes.
[GASPS]
Very good.
Hello?
[WHIRRING]
What's this all about?
Hey, you try this and see.
Take this.
It came out of this.
[CLICK]
Oh God.
[DOOR OPENS]
[CHUCKLES]
What happened? Is it okay?
Aunty, I transformed
from Manda to Mandakini.
[CHUCKLES]
Today, we present to you founder
of Investwell Corporation...
...Shri Mitanshu Kumar sir.
Sir, which stocks do you recommend?
As per my analysis...
...the shares that can give profits
in the short term are BBCL...
...Valuemax pharma and Bharti Khanij.
Thank you, sir.
In short,
it's a right time to invest in bluechip.
[GASPS]
My twenty thousand on Valuemax Pharma.
Why? No Gestee?
I mean,
your obsession with Gestee died down?
Manda, this game must be played with brain,
not heart.
Valuemax is a bluechip company.
Bluechip?
Wow aunty,
you have started speaking Raju's language.
Raju's tips will make her go a long way.
This game is not about flukes, Manda.
What you a fluke, I call it years
of observation and experience.
Let it be.
Aunty, shall I book it?
- Book it.
- Sure?
Take this. Sure.
Done.
Now we shall see the result on Monday.
Mummy, I read twice and revise twice...
...but I can't remember
anything during exams.
Please, don't tell dad.
Sheetal!
Where are the papers?
[DOOR OPENS]
Sheetal, where are the papers?
[DRAWER CREAKS]
Sheetal!
[SLAPS]
Property papers should
always be in the closet.
If you can't run a household,
at least learn to take care of it.
Where are the papers?
Fool.
[THUD]
You had asked me to keep them ready,
so I kept them here.
[FOOTSTEP]
[FLUTTERING]
Hey, mouthwash in pedicure?
This is Krupa's special formula...
...much more effective than
the most expensive creams.
Be careful. If you burn my skin,
I will give you very bad ratings.
How can I let anything happen to
my such a famous client's feet?
[CHUCKLES]
I still remember our first meeting.
I had no idea I was going to give
a pedicure to The Kaajal Oza Vaidya.
I always thought that famous
people's feet always shine.
[CHUCKLES]
Do you know I have attended
so many seminars of yours?
And 'Dhummas Ne Pele Paar' was
the first book that I completed reading.
Very good.
I am happy to know your
generation even reads Gujarati.
[CHUCKLES]
Do you know why I get my
pedicure done from you?
Because I usually give
you a very good pedicure.
Not really.
[TCH]
What?
[CHUCKLES]
Just kidding.
You obviously do that,
but you bring fresh air with you.
Do you know, Krupa?
After a person becomes famous...
...he gets surrounded
by a lot of fake people.
They all talk sweetly,
but nobody tells them the truth.
I like that you come and talk
to me freely with an open heart.
Can I say one more thing
with an open heart?
Yes, sure.
This appointment is as much mine as yours.
Your pedicure is my therapy session.
[CHUCKLES]
Do you remember this saree?
I wore this at a book launch
of 'Dhummas Ne Pele Paar'.
You were there, right?
Oh yes.
Was this the one?
But it must be too expensive, right?
If you really like something...
...then you shouldn't
bother about its price.
Think big.
Firstly, marriage stress...
...secondly, stress about home.
How can I think big?
What happened to your home?
Our builder made some
fraud in property tax.
Now, the municipality
has sent us a notice...
...that if you don't pay the arrears,
we will demolish your building.
So, what are you going to do then?
The question is not what we will do.
Question is what can we do?
My entire building is full of
all kinds of weird people...
...and most of them are old and helpless.
Our chairman doesn't do anything
other than eating samosas.
My dad always says...
...Be it cow or the daughter,
they do as they are told.
And there's one aunty...
...who says we will invest money in
the stock market and pay the tax.
Who is this aunty?
Someone like you,
old, weird and crazy lady.
Hey!
I mean you are still young...
Yes!
...but she is really crazy.
[CHUCKLES]
Do you know only crazy people
can think big? Thank you so much.
Wow, you really thought big.
You too think big now.
Stop thinking small.
You too become crazy.
[CHUCKLES]
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
[ROAD NOISE]
[WEEPING]
[WEEPING]
Neha, you are a brilliant employee...
...but as a company, we feel that
Sam should lead the infotics project.
First, you snatched my pen
and now my project.
Pen?
[WEEPING]
That's nothing to do with your ability.
The situation is not right,
US client, odd working hours.
Sleeping during con calls.
Sir!
I did the entire ground
work to bring this client.
Just because I got pregnant,
he reaps the rewards.
[WEEPING]
This is not fair.
Neha, this is not the time to stress.
You should relax.
Now, you will teach me what I should do?
Asking me to relax.
Sam is right, Neha.
You should focus on your health.
I will give you another project.
You are an asset.
[CHUCKLES]
Asset? Am I an asset?
Asset my a.
It's better to leave the company
that discriminates...
...in the name of a gender.
[GASPS]
[DOOR OPENS]
Sir!
[DOOR OPENS]
[GRUNTS]
Learn to bring your own pen.
[DOOR CLOSES]
You remember, right?
Red means loss and green
means ding ding ding.
[CHUCKLES]
Let's check Valuemax Pharma.
- Who has cast this...
- Who has...
- ...green colour upon us!
- ...green colour upon us!
- Our joy has overwhelmed...
- Our joy has overwhelmed...
Manda!
It's red.
Red?
Pharma stocks have seen
an upward trend today.
But due to Valuemax Pharma's
CEO's resignation...
...their shares tanked by 5%.
So today's top gainers...
[THUD]
Why should she suffer because of
some millionaire's resignation?
[BANGLES CLINKING]
Let's go, Manda.
Let's bring some spices for
pickles from Bachu Kaka's shop.
Manda,
ups and downs are a part of the game.
Didn't she tell that these
twenty thousand rupees...
...will determine Poonamdi's destiny?
So it's decided.
This can't be the end.
- Aunty.
- Yes?
You gave up too soon.
[TCH]
It's already too late, Raju.
I should have started forty years back.
Pickles are not yet ready
and she's here with theplas.
Forget pickle, I resigned.
Oh God! Was she the CEO of Valuemax?
[TCH]
[GASPS]
I resigned.
- I resigned out of anger.
- Really?
What will happen to this junior Neha?
I will have to send her
to government school.
No, no.
How will we manage the expenses?
- Don't cry, dear.
- Aunty.
- Come, sit.
- I resigned.
No! No!
Sit.
I resigned.
Now, tell me, what happened?
[SOBBING]
I will support you now.
In making pickles?
No, aunty.
In earning money through the stock market.
[CHUCKLES]
Aunty, even I will become as crazy as you.
Am I crazy?
I mean I will also join your team.
[CHUCKLES]
Really?
[GASPS]
What happened to you now?
Valuemax shares went down,
but the Gestee, ding ding ding.
[GIGGLES]
Gestee, ding, ding, ding.
So, how much profit could I have
made if I had invested in Gestee?
Pretty big.
[GASPS]
How much?
Sixty thousand.
[CHUCKLES]
[GROANS]
You stupid, from now onwards I
will only listen to my heart.
[CHUCKLES]
Do as you please, but why did you bite me?
Shut up.
Our case is in Justice
Neela Rawal's court.
She is a very straight forward
and no nonsense person.
Oh, so that's the thing.
Lady judge, right? We are stuck.
Ladies are never good at judgment.
Believe me, but don't worry.
Even I have a plan.
[GROANS]
What's wrong? What's wrong with him?
Rajeev, call for an ambulance!
Someone call an ambulance.
Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath.
Rajiv Bhai, call an ambulance.
When I act like this...
...that's when you call
for an ambulance...
...not earlier.
And you should request for a new date.
Uncle...
- Pushpa, how was my acting?
- Like Rajesh Khanna.
Rajesh!
Forty years?
Mr. Gandhi,
you expect any sort of leniency from me?
Let me remind you that
paying property tax...
...is not merely legal,
but a moral responsibility also.
Madam,
we already have a lot of responsibilities.
And who are you?
He is a resident of the society.
Chairman, mention that.
Yes, Mr. Chaman, the chairman.
For forty years, madam.
Mr. Gandhi, I see no world where
you can avoid paying the tax.
Clear all your dues...
...or else the municipality
has all the rights to proceed.
[GROANS]
Rajiv, ambulance.
Hey Mister.
Please call an ambulance.
Hey Mister, do you understand Gujarati?
I totally understand, madam.
Then get up.
[GROANS]
Take responsibility and pay the tax.
Not possible.
[CLINKS]
Municipality is taking strict steps
against the property tax defaulters...
...because of which till now
approximately 35 buildings...
Bet 5 competition sponsored
by the Stock exchange...
...is looking for India's next big bull.
The winner of the competition will
get a prize of rupees fifteen lakhs.
- Fifteen lakhs!
- The details about the competition...
...are available on
the website mentioned below.
- Be careful.
- Fifteen lakhs.
We found our capital.
This competition... Raju.
[TCH]
This competition happens every year.
It's not worth trying.
[BANGLES CLINKING]
Have you ever tried?
How many times?
- Thrice.
- Thrice?
And you lost all three times?
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, no problem.
This time aunty will participate, okay?
When is this competition?
Today.
Today?
[SIGHS]
[FLUTTERING]
You shall have to leave the kitchen...
...and enter the battlefield of
stock market to save your home.
Stock market is like a huge sea.
Peaceful at a moment and
turbulant at another.
Highly unpredictable.
And, this sea has swallowed
the biggest of the bulls.
But this Bet5 competition will
give equal opportunity to all.
Whether it's a rookie like you...
...or expert analysts clad in suits.
Each participant has to list five stocks.
And within a week...
...the participant who records
the highest return on investment...
...shall be proclaimed the winner.
Get the table.
[TABLE SCRAPPING]
Oh God!
[THUD]
Aunty, whats this new drama?
Why?
Cant a land lady and a tenant
sit together over a drink?
Come on, make me a peg.
Go on.
[THUD]
[CAP TWISTS]
Neat for me.
[LIQOUR POURING]
[THUD]
[LIQOUR POURING]
[GLASS CLINKING]
[THUD]
Cheers!
[GLASS CLINKING]
[THUD]
Now, tell me.
What's troubling my tenant?
Since the time I have
entered the stock market...
...you have been with me...
...but your mind seems to be elsewhere.
Why?
Aunty, do you remember,
you told me the other day?
Raju, I will throw you out of the house.
Yes, I had said.
Truth be told, finding another PG
in Mumbai isnt too difficult...
...but I still didnt go.
Why?
Why?
Because I saw the same restlessness
in your eyes that day...
...which I had seen in
my dads eyes years ago.
[CHUCKLES]
That desperation in
the hope of a miracle...
...that some magic would happen
and everything would be fine.
Aunty, I was very close to
my dad since my childhood.
He worked as a caddy.
When wealthy golf players would
talk about the share market...
...he would listen attentively.
And with the help of those tips...
...he would invest all his
hard earned money into shares.
He would wait in anticipation,
the whole week.
If I was upset...
...he would leave all the work aside...
...and would take me to the beach.
[CHUCKLES]
[WHIMPERS]
As much as I hated the share market...
...I loved the calm of the beach.
[SIGHS]
One day the same share market...
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
...spelt such a doom,
that on one Sunday my father...
[OCEAN ROARS]
[SIGHS]
The share market gulped down my father.
[WHIMPERS]
Very hard working...
[WHIMPERS]
...full of self-respect.
[WHIMPERS]
Who did he do all this for?
For Raju.
[WHIMPERS]
[GASPS]
Since that moment till today...
...I have had a feud
with the share market...
...and I decided I will defeat it.
That too, with my dads policy.
But I will defeat it.
If not much, I have succeeded a little.
Then, what are you scared of now?
[WHIMPERS]
When I saw those gentlemen
in the share market...
...I remembered those wealthy golfers...
...and you reminded me of my dad.
[WHIMPERS]
Aunty, whatever happened to dad...
Shouldn't happen to me, right?
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
[WHIMPERS]
Can I ask you a question?
Ask.
Why are you getting into this mess?
Go to America with Bhavik Bhai.
Life there is really amazing.
[CHUCKLES]
Raju...
...I have lived an amazing life...
...absolutely amazing.
[GASPS]
Bhavik, his dad and me.
Now, why should I be a burden
on Bhavik and Ishani?
Let them live their lives, right?
And do you know?
This Poonamdi...
[GASPS]
...has supported me for forty years...
...as...
...as a friend.
How can I abandon my friend in her need?
No.
[TCH]
[GASPS]
Jasu is not going anywhere,
till Poonamdi gets her freedom.
[CHUCKLES]
- Come on.
- Aunty.
[SLURPING]
[THUD]
[THUD]
Bhaviks father told me
to open this bottle...
...only when our son is in trouble.
He told me many other things,
but I dont remember.
[CHUCKLES]
Listen to me, son.
If you feel uncomfortable
then don't get into all this.
Just dont.
- Is it?
- Yes.
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
Who will support you, if I dont?
Yeah, right.
Hey Raju, you are my only support.
[CHUCKLES]
Hey Raju, you are my only support.
[CHUCKLES]
[BANGLES CLINKING]
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
What? Come on.
It took so much time to convince you.
I am to convince those two yet.
[SIGHS]
Come on, drink quickly. We need this.
[CHUCKLES]
[TRAIN RUMBLES]
Paros lamp for Devdas also wont
last as long as Sheetals lamp.
Yes, right.
You havent seen my mothers lamps yet.
The whole of Valsad would be
illuminated by their light.
Is it?
We should make thinner wicks.
That will save cotton as well as ghee.
Understood, you crazy woman?
You called me crazy?
Sheetal Ben said this to me last Diwali.
Since then the lamp has been burning.
[CHUCKLES]
Very nice.
[CHUCKLES]
We invite you to the garba
for auntys positive result.
What happened to aunty?
No, no, nothings happened to me.
I am participating in
the stock market competition...
...so we have kept garba.
Please come if possible.
[CHUCKLES]
Wow, look at this lamp!
Its still burning bright.
If anyone knows the best way to
maximize the utility of things...
...it's none other than Sheetal.
If Sheetal Ben was a part
of a stock market...
...she would handle entry, exit with ease.
She's a qualified CA who manages
her home with a tight fist.
If she is let to open her fist then
she will capture the whole market.
Loosen your fist, Sheetal Ben.
It will be fun to work with you.
We have kept a garba
for auntys good news.
But I good news was expected from you.
I am not talking about this.
The good news about
Auntys Bet5 competition.
That good news.
But Jasuben...
...do you really think that
we can save Poonamdi...
...through the share market?
Wow, what an amazing sukhdi you have made!
Theres a perfect amount of
dry fruits in every piece.
I made it for you all. Eat.
Do you know Suvarnas focus?
Its like Arjun who could
only see the fishs eye.
Stop it, Jasuben.
One minute, aunty.
If someone checks the volatility
chart with so much accuracy...
...neither a second would get wasted,
nor a single rupee would be lost.
Right!
As in?
If Raju had so much accuracy...
...he would become rich
through the stock market.
Am I right, Raju?
But not everyone is Suvarna.
[CHUCKLES]
So, lets meet soon, Suvarna aunty.
Where?
At the garba.
Yes.
[CHUCKLES]
Mother, you illuminate the world.
Mother, you guide everyone.
My Mother knows all my troubles.
Mother, you bring peace to the soul.
Mother, you save those
who are drowning.
My life is caught in the middle
of the river, my Mother.
Mother, the mother of universe,
your blessings is upon us.
Mother, the mother of universe,
you are our eternal anchor.
Mother, the mother of universe,
your blessings is upon us.
Mother, the mother of universe,
you are our eternal anchor.
[CLAPPING]
Ladies and gentlemen, Hold your breath.
Its time to reveal the top
five gainers of this week.
At number five, we have Lions Capital.
[CLAPPING]
At number four,
we have Shakti Steel Limited.
[CLAPPING]
Number three,
one of the most obvious choices.
Dani Greens.
[CLAPPING]
Number two is MJ Financials...
[CLAPPING]
...and ladies and gentlemen...
...the top gainer this week...
...Stellas Cycles, Haryana.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
So, in total, with highest ROI...
...the winner of this competition is.
Shrimati Jaswantiben Gangani.
By a mere margin of 0.05%.
Jaswantiben Gangani...
Jasu aunty, they are calling you on stage.
Come on, go. Get up and go.
Give her a minute.
Aunty, get up and go.
They are calling you. Go.
[CLAPPING]
In the history of Bet5 competition...
...it's the first time
that a lady has won.
[CLAPPING INDISTINCTLY]
And to give a prize to Jaswantiben...
...I invite a legend like
of the share market world...
...investor, entrepreneur and
multi-faceted personality...
...Mr. Sapan Parekh.
[CLAPPING INDISTINCTLY]
[CHEERING INDISTINCTLY]
[CLAPPING INDISTINCTLY]
[CHEERING INDISTINCTLY]
[CLAPPING INDISTINCTLY]
Three out of the five names were obvious.
At least 70% of people would
have named these stocks...
...but...
...the insight of Stellas
cycles is very smart.
Where did you get that from?
[CHUCKLES]
The day I was supposed to
come for the competition...
Oh my god, transport strike.
...a kind man from our society
gave us his cycle and said,
"The world might stop,
but Stellas cycle will keep going."
[CHUCKLING INDISTINCTLY]
Thats when my heart said...
"Jasu, Stellas."
Then on the railway station...
...I saw an advertisement of a marathon
sponsored by the same company.
My heart told me again...
"...Jasu, Stellas."
[CLAPPING]
And when the same cycle
bore Manda and my weight...
...which, mind you, isn't easy.
Then,
at last, my heart said again, " Jasu...
"Stellas."
[CLAPPING]
Do you have any tips for me?
Will a big shot like you
travelling in luxury cars...
...take tips from a woman riding a cycle?
[CHUCKLES]
This is stock market, Jaswantiben.
It doesn't take long to switch
from the cycle to big cars...
...and from big cars
back to the cycle again.
Anyway, congratulations, once again...
...the stage is all yours.
[SIGHS]
I will have to speak?
[CHUCKLES]
I dont know what I should say...
...but now that I am in front of a mic...
...I will have to say something.
[CHUCKLES]
If any of you had won this
fifteen lakh rupees...
...you probably would
have bought a new car...
...or you would have purchased
a diamond necklace for your wife...
...or you would have
gone on a foreign trip...
...from one end of the world to another...
...but I have to save my home.
It all ends at home.
And to save my home...
...I will play any game that I need to.
I will learn any language
that I need to...
...and I will enter any world that I must.
[CLAPPING]
I want to tell you all one more thing.
When I came here to participate for
the first time in this competition...
...I noticed that there are
a very few women in this world...
...and even today,
how many women are present here?
See...
...even if you are one in ten...
...and if you really try...
...that one has potential
to become a multibagger.
Am I right, Raju?
Multibagger!
[CLAPPING]
Now that you all have entered...
...dont rush to exit.
Have you seen that famous advertisement?
Why should boys have all the fun?
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
But thats a old question.
I urge todays generation
to ask a new question.
Why should boys have all the funds?
[CHUCKLES]
[CLAPPING]
Its time to be a bull to defeat
Poonamdis bulldozer. Come on, yes!
[ROAD NOISE]
Mr. Vijay eloped with rupees 9,000 crores.
Mr. Nirav ran away with 12,000 crores.
And you are throwing us out of
our homes for just 2 crores?
Why does nobody speak up...
...when these big shots simply
disappear with so much money?
Nobody speaks up then.
We...
We are just ordinary people.
Why are you troubling us?
And,
that too, because of our builder's fault?
[SOBS]
We are just middle-class people, sir.
We dont hold accounts in Swiss Banks.
We have them in Saraswati Bank.
How will we arrange so much money?
Tell me, sir.
How was my acting?
Just like Kartik Aryan.
Uncle, I do understand your situation.
And how was my acting?
[SQUEAKY LAUGHTER]
Uncle, my own apartment is
still under construction.
The work is stuck.
For 4 years now...
...Ive been re-paying the bank loan,
as well as my housing rent.
I have a sick father at home...
...who watches films every night.
They say an educated daughter
can change the world.
But I have a son.
He wants to become a doctor.
But I told him he should be a dentist.
Why?
Because, I too belong to a middle-class.
Just like you.
Tell me, who has money in Mumbai?
Nobody!
Its a city of dreams.
But where I live,
there are mosquitoes everywhere.
So, I cant even sleep. Bloody hell!
If I help you, everyone would go,
"Oh, help me, too. Help me."
[CHUCKLES]
Where would I go, tell me?
And you know,
if I help you, I would lose my job.
Everyone has financial struggles, sir.
Oh. Look...
...we can help you with your struggles.
How?
Well, you can help us
a little with our struggles.
And well help you with yours.
What does that mean? I didnt get you.
I mean.
We can settle it.
What do you mean. Please be clear.
The green paper?
Some bread and dough?
I dont understand.
How about Benjamins?
No? Oh! Okay.
Table?
Table. Table, got it.
[GROANS]
A bribe.
Uncle!
Digital India.
Wont take any.
Wont let anyone have some.
[MUNCHING]
Wont take any.
Wont let anyone have some.
Pramod, get the dry chutney, will you?
Sure, sir.
Did you eat?
No.
Rupa weds Gaja.
[THUD]
[CHUCKLES]
One crore and ninety-six
lakhs in 3 months.
And the fifteen lakhs that
I won in that competition...
...Consider it as my
auspicious contribution.
[CHUCKLES]
Our seed capital.
Heres 1.5 lakhs from my side as well.
[SIGHS]
My last paycheck.
What? Your salary was 1.5 lakhs?
Where was all this money spent?
Credit card, debit card, EMI...
...online shopping, movies,
OTT subscriptions and all that jazz.
Oh, dear.
Movies worth 1.5 lakhs?
Did Shahrukh personally come
to your house to perform?
[CHUCKLES]
Do you guys want it or not?
Oh, sure. Go ahead, take it.
Oh God!
Took off in the name of money?
50,000 from my side too.
Aunty, add 36,000 from my side too.
I had saved up for taking
that housekeeping course.
But I guess, they could be used
for your house-saving for now.
But I had already lent
you 15,000 as advance.
What about that?
Oh, dont worry about such petty amounts.
Well adjust the amount
in the profits later on.
No. No. What?
I dont have big notes.
But I can offer this.
The priest from Mahalaxmi Temple
had given this to me last Diwali.
[GASPS]
Suvarna, this one coin of yours...
...is worth a million bucks.
[CHUCKLES]
Here. Keep this.
[THUD]
[PAPER RUSTLE]
[GASPS]
03,74,610. Not a single penny less or more.
[GASPS]
Birthdays, anniversaries,
Holi, Diwali, Navratri, Uttarayan...
...Raksha Bandhan,
Bhai Duj, welcome gifts...
...baby shower, housewarming,
wedding gifts, all of it is here.
[CHUCKLES]
Blessings of your elders?
[CHUCKLES]
Wow, even we should take your blessings.
Whats our total seed fund now. Tell me?
Yes, sure. 15,
plus 50, plus 1.5, plus 3,74,610, plus 36.
- That comes to...
- 21,10,610.
Correct.
Thats impressive.
Sheetal Chartered Accountant?
Wow.
But what do we have to do now?
Tell them.
So,
share is an indivisible unit of capital...
...expressing the ownership
and relationship...
...between the company
and the shareholder.
What is all this?
Let me explain.
[GLASS CLINKS IN TUNE]
Yo! Come on, brothers, gather round,
...were hittin that place
where moneys found.
Lets learn the game,
where one good move can make you proud!
Yo! Come on, brothers, gather round,
were hittin that place
where moneys found.
Lets learn the game,
where one good move can make you proud!
Entry, exit!
Stop, stop, stop loss.
Entry, exit!
Stop, stop, stop loss.
Fresh like veggies, everyones fave,
Bought it today, cooked, no save!
Same day bought share, same day sold,
Thats Intraday, the move so bold!
But if its onions and potato,
son, dont play rough,
Hold it tight,
keep it for a week or two,
That kind of share,
we call it long-term, true!
Takes some time,
but profit blasts, fills up the room!
Yo! Come on, brothers,
gather round, were
hittin that place
where moneys found.
Lets learn the game,
where one good move can make you proud!
Entry, exit!
Stop, stop, stop loss.
Entry, exit!
Stop, stop, stop loss.
Now the veggies be exotic,
rare to see,
Even fruits be foreign, flown overseas!
Wont get em later, buy em now, yo,
Snatched it quickly, they call it IPO!
Short in supply, this veggies fame,
The trader calls it, thats the game!
Load your cart, even if its tight,
pile it high, well make it right!
Price goes high, we play that move,
Pump and dump, stay smart, stay wise!
Yo!
Come on, brothers, gather round, were
hittin that place
where moneys found.
Lets learn the game,
where one good move can make you proud!
So, ladies. Listen up.
Monday's opening mirrors,
Friday's closing.
Manda, its pretty simple.
Just remember Fridays.
Every Friday has a new film release,
right?
Means, just like an actors
fate is decided on Fridays...
...the stock brokers fate
is also decided on Fridays.
[CHUCKLES]
- Shhh.
- Do you have a problem?
Quietly watch the movie.
Should I get you pop-corns?
One more.
Yes.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Let's invest in this.
[GASPS]
Done!
Exit.
Yes!
[CHUCKLES]
[BULLDOZER RUMBLES]
[CAR RUMBLES]
Think of this as the graph of our stocks.
Okay?
The prices are increasing.
Ideally,
at what level should we take a note.
Why dont you tell us?
Everyone has taken note already.
The one who is supposed to,
isnt getting the hint.
At this level,
the demand would be the highest...
...but the prices would have
already skyrocketed by then.
In short, before the girl starts
getting other proposals...
...its better that you propose her first,
right?
Yes, without wasting any time.
[SIGHS]
But how do we convince this girl?
By keeping our eyes and
ears open at all times.
Correct.
[GLASS CLINKS]
Identify a product which
you see all around...
...and start researching on it. Okay?
But the world is full
of products around us.
How do we select one?
Hold on.
Whats wrong?
A loo break?
The bathrooms inside on the left.
[GROANS]
Oh.
Whats wrong. Are you alright?
Maybe the babys kicking?
Suvarna, check on her.
Oh. Its done.
Hey, Manda. Go, clean it.
Guys, dont you know?
Adult diapers.
Whos wants to run to
the bathroom every 15 minutes?
Its a hit among the new-age moms.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
[KEYBOARD TYPING]
Gentle Diapers mother company,
Secure Hygiene.
[GASPS]
Whats wrong now?
Theyre going to invest
500 crores in India.
[CHUCKLES]
Wow, Neha.
You discovered something by fluke.
But it turned out to be great.
Isn't all this too easy?
Entry price?
Lets buy.
- Okay.
- Got it?
Yes!
- Exit?
- 500.
Sure?
Yes.
Gentle will behave gently with us, right?
- Sure.
- Lets lock it at 500.
Okay. And stop loss?
No way.
- 340?
- Is this some game show?
Lets lock it at 340.
Smaller the stop loss,
fewer the losses wed have to incur.
Shes right. Okay. Lets do it.
Done. Lets go.
[THUD]
We messed up with the stop loss.
We cannot go with random
guesses moving forward.
[SOBBING]
Aunty, we need a player who knows
the value of every single rupee.
Thats 521.
520.29.
[THUD]
520.29.
- 21.
- 20.
Can this be done quicker, please?
Weve been waiting
the queue for 15 minutes.
Weve been standing here since forever.
Keep the change ready.
[THUD]
[SHARP CLICK]
Let's go uncle.
Hurry up uncle.
Uncle, can I join you, too?
[CHUCKLES]
Dear, it's a matter of the court,
not a petticoat.
Why dont you go and take
care of the water tanker?
If the residents dont get enough water...
...theyd screaming at
the top of their lungs.
Right? Got it?
Go, check the water tanker.
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
Go ahead, take care of the tanker.
Come on, hurry up,
else we will get stuck in traffic.
Lets go.
[BANGLES CLINKS]
[SNAP]
Lets do this.
Hey, theres still water left at
the bottom. Do you want to take it home?
I want the last drop as well.
How did you get here?
Aunty.
Hey, Panna. You decided to
live on the tanker from now on?
Why dont you get to the point?
Sure.
I always felt that...
...nobody loves Poonamdi as much as I do.
But I would say caring for her...
...is more difficult than loving her.
And nobody can care
for her the way you do.
We both actually want the same thing.
Why dont we do it together.
What do you say?
How would you know what I want?
I definitely know what you want.
Panna, who can shut the mouths
of all the other women here...
...is after all, herself a woman too.
Yes, I agree,
that we have more men in our society.
But we do have the number of women...
...we need to beat Chaman
Kaka in the elections.
Hey, Panna, I wish that youd get
all the diamonds in the world.
What?
Sounded better when we thought about it,
right?
[TCH]
Okay, nevermind.
Look, we need you as much
as our Poonamdi does.
Yeah?
Whats the use of getting
these water tankers...
...if we stand to lose
the building altogether?
[MARKER SQUEAKS]
[CLICK]
Lets assume you had a 10% stop loss...
...when you invested in
a volatile stock worth rupees 100.
Now as soon as the price drops...
...you will be forced to
exit with a loss of 10 bucks.
That means we need to
determine a balanced stop loss.
So, Raju...
...isnt it better to
keep a higher stop loss?
No. If you set the stop loss too low...
...chances of the stocks
getting sold are higher...
...and you dont get
a chance to earn profits.
But if you keep them too high...
...the losses could also be very high...
...and you wouldnt stand
a chance to bounce back at all.
Right, Raju?
Hey, silly.
If youre so keen on bouncing back...
...why dont you focus on your scores?
[CHUCKLES]
Whether I score or I don't.
My family tree will go on.
Panna!
Youre crossing your line again.
Whose idea was it to get her here?
You, corporate slave...
...stop interrupting.
If you want to argue,
then let's do it in Gujarati.
Shes using English because she
doesnt want to argue with you.
You better not drag yourself here,
you rejected piece.
Got it? Mind your own business.
Stop.
Panna,
lets focus on the task at hand, please?
- Yes. Forget it.
- Yeah.
Why do you want to preach me?
You can't speak up in
front of your husband...
...and you want to confront me?
Hey, silly! Enough of your drama.
Stop threatening her.
Talk to me if you have the guts.
Oh, please dont you start again.
Ive been listening to a lot
since you started talking.
I feel like puking listening to
your romantic talks with Rajiv.
Oh. Right here?
Relax, I wont do it.
Theres no need for guts
to say it to your face.
Close to the age of menopause...
...you see dreams of
coming closer to Rajiv.
At least we are close.
Not like your husband...
...who appears once in five
years just like elections.
Dont you think youre
crossing your limits now?
Hey. How dare you touch the gajra!
Hey, what are you both doing?
Naina, get lost!
What's this?
Hey leave it.
Don't throw popcorn.
What are you doing?
Get out, get out of my house right away.
Get out of my house right away.
Manda, throw them out.
- All of you, out now!
- Such a headache.
Put the snacks down and leave.
Such a headache.
We had set out to save our houses.
But looks like, these sisters-in-law...
...will break this house apart.
Ouch! What do you think youre doing?
But they are both important
if we wish to win.
Aunty!
Yes?
When a bigger fish tries to scare
the other fish in the ocean...
[TCH]
...its important to bring
a shark to control them.
You always have non-veg examples.
Explain to me in a language
I can understand now.
Your team does not like Panna.
No.
And Panna does not like Chaman Kaka,
right?
Yeah.
Lets do one thing...
...I will bait the smaller fish.
You go and get the shark. Yeah?
Just to confirm...
...you mean Chaman Kaka, right?
[TCH]
You! Useless fellow!
[TCH]
Get lost.
He doesnt get any hints.
Yes, please. The oil is working.
Did you also get a text from Aunty?
No. She sent me a message on WhatsApp.
[SIGHS]
But why would she call us here?
Whatever be the reason.
I'm good as long as it's
just the four of us.
Hey. She's here.
Hello, Raju.
The big fish has arrived.
Send the shark to the location, quick.
From now on, we'll be working from here.
Aunty's orders.
[KEYS RATTLE]
Are these aunty's orders, or hers?
You may think as you please.
Now, do you want to work or not?
We definitely want to work.
But not with you.
But where is aunty?
She'll be here soon.
She has asked us to set
up the space until then.
Let's go.
Raju.
I'm telling you again.
Why don't you stop getting
into this stock market mess?
Send me your resume.
I will get you a job at Saraswati Bank.
Oh wow.
What is the kitty party gang doing here?
Uncle, we're planning to
work from here today onwards.
Sure, then, I will be running
the country today onwards.
[CHUCKLES]
This is not the kitchen, ladies.
What are you going to achieve here,
tell me?
[CHUCKLES]
We need this space, uncle.
But this space does not need you.
Chaman Kaka's sly mouth is working.
I'll call for you when I
need some tea or snacks.
Leave now.
No.
What?
I mean, we won't leave.
This office is ours from today, uncle.
Hey, 40 years ago...
...Chaman Makhwana had turned this
garage into the chairman's office.
Chair-man.
That means women have no place here.
Got it? Get going.
Hold on.
Panna just told you that we won't leave.
Many big companies
started in small garages.
Right? Who is that Apple vendor?
Steve Jobs.
Yeah. He too, started from a garage.
Bezos from Amazon.
Gates from Microsoft.
Zuckerberg from Facebook.
All of these big entrepreneurs
started from a small garage.
But all of them were entrepreneurs...
...not Auntypreneurs.
[CHUCKLES]
Raju, these women think
they'll save our building...
...from the profits they
earn at the stock market.
[CHUCKLES]
What do you think, Mr. Chaman?
You'll save our building
by faking a heart attack?
[CHUCKLES]
Mark my words,
we Auntypreneurs will also get a mention...
...with those big entrepreneurs soon.
Yes!
And Uncle,
the water tanker guy will be here soon.
Please look into it.
[THUD]
- Entry price?
- 600.
- And exit?
- 800.
Stop loss?
Whoever said that a woman is
a woman's biggest enemy...
...is absolutely right.
And that stays true until
a mean guy like Chaman...
...comes and reminds them of their worth.
[CHUCKLES]
From now onwards,
everything will be green.
Now I walk with pride and grace,
no worry bout the road I face.
The destination stands ahead,
calling me with open arms instead.
"All the women in a local
train coach gathered..."
...and thrashed a chain snatcher.
"Water cut in Malad."
Water cut in Malad!
- Not again!
- Once again!
Oh, what do we do now?
[WEEPING]
Save every drop.
We've been getting turbid
water since days now.
Best to buy good quality drinking water.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Mr. Chaman...
...you seem to keeping
quite busy these days?
Here you go.
This is Neerja tonic.
It will increase your
physical and mental capacity.
You need them both.
Neerja tonic.
This is the last bottle left.
- Hello... Bhavik.
- It's the last one.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Panna...
...I made a mistake in
judging you earlier.
I made mistakes too, Suvarna Ben.
I'm really sorry.
Actually, the thing is...
...I have always commented
on you and Rajiv.
But the fact is...
...I was jealous of you both.
Do you like Rajiv too?
Are you out of your mind?
Thank God!
There is nothing common left...
...between Prakash and me
other than our surname.
He is having an affair.
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, don't act smart.
Now I walk with pride and grace,...
...no worry bout the road I face.
The destination stands ahead...
calling me with open arms instead.
Our country has reached
a population of 150 crores.
Investing in this should be
our responsibility, right?
Yeah, right. Raju, have a look.
- Yeah, we should.
- Raju, go ahead and invest.
Contraceptive pills for men.
[CHUCKLES]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Greeting, uncle, greetings, auntie.
Take this.
No need for this, uncle.
Your blessings are enough.
Hello.
Raju, Dhamaal chairs.
Let's load.
Follow-up in 15 days.
- That doesn't seem right.
- Yeah, it doesn't seem right.
- We can make some changes.
- If the physical...
Remember the software that I was
working on? It has been approved.
There will be a big
announcement on Infotics soon.
Here. Look. Done?
I'm making Dal Baati and
lentil patties for dinner.
- Everyone is invited.
- Wow.
I'll go for patties, not Dal Baati.
And tomorrow we'll go for a movie, guys.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
There's a new horror movie that released.
- What's the name?
- It's an English name.
- I don't remember.
- Oh, you don't.
- What happened?
- What is it?
Chart?
Okay, you can have chaat as well.
- Such a cry baby.
- Look at the chart.
Look.
[SOBS]
[SOBBING]
Oh, God.
We lost 20 lakhs in one go.
I hope we haven't made a mistake
getting into this trading business.
The marked closed at
a 1200 points low today.
Why?
Ukraine and Russia decided to go on war...
...and this has disrupted
the market all over the globe.
Two countries went on
war with each other...
...and the bomb exploded on our Poonamdi?
[TCH]
Why didn't we see this coming, Raju?
If you're done with your
gambling business here...
...then shall we head home now?
Bhavik?
[UTENSIL CLINKS]
What are you up to, mummy?
What is it that you want to prove?
Chaman Kaka called me and
complained to me about you.
Am I supposed to listen to
his complaints about you?
Thank our stars that the market crashed...
...and all of you got back to your senses.
Or else...
Ridiculous ideas!
What kind of experiments do you
wish to conduct at this age?
Tell me.
I just don't get it.
I've made a decision.
Whatever money we need to pay...
...I'll figure it out.
I'm going to Dallas and
you are coming with me.
Do you understand?
And that's final.
Are you listening, mummy?
Manda...
...come, help me pack.
Today, instead of Jaswanti...
...he called me 'mummy'.
Done flying yet?
Back to the same nest?
A cage, more than a nest.
What did you just say?
[SLAPS]
When I was a child...
...I'd do as my parents asked me to.
Then I got married...
...and had to listen to my husband.
And now that my son is grown up...
[BANGLES CLINKING]
...I'll have to do as he pleases.
[BANGLES CLINKING]
Give it to me.
[SIGHS]
Tell me one thing, mummy.
Am I a bad son?
In Dallas, I drive to my
workplace in a seven series BMW.
I dine at expensive fancy restaurants.
I live in a bungalow with
surround sound system in it.
But do you know something?
When I sit in my car
and start the engine...
...I have only one thought.
What would my mother be doing?
I miss your undhiyu even when I
dine in expensive restaurants.
And in that surround sound environment...
...I miss your scoldings.
There is one thing that bothers me...
...every single day.
I could never match up to what
you have done for me in life.
[LIPS PURSE]
[BANGLES CLINKING]
[SIGHS]
You mentioned undhiyu, right?
Do you remember, eight years ago...
...you and Ishani had
come here to celebrate...
...the kite-flying festival?
That day...
...the pressure cooker in which I
was preparing undhiyu had burst.
Along with it...
...there was another outburst.
You did bring up that.
"Mummy, you sit at home and
get all the money you need."
If both of us don't go to work...
...we won't be able to give you this...
"...half-decent amount
in this envelope here."
I must have said something
in the heat of the moment.
But you have been holding
on to that for eight years?
Oh, not at all.
I have not been holding onto your words
I've been holding onto this
envelope for eight years.
And you were not wrong at all.
Neither were your feelings.
But your feelings...
...became an addiction for me.
I've been trying to get
rid of this addiction...
...for the past eight years now.
But it's a vice.
Won't go away that easily.
[SCOFFS]
And then when I got
an opportunity to free Poonamdi
I thought,
in the process, I will free myself too.
[TCH]
Here you go, take this.
And make sure you settle
the bills with Bachu Kaka.
And let him know that
from tomorrow onwards...
...Jasu is going to have pancakes,
not pudla for breakfast.
[CHUCKLES]
Give.
[GLASS CLINKING]
Can I ask you a question, son?
You buy a ticket and get
here as and when you please.
Don't you think...
...even I deserve to live on my own terms?
[CLANK]
Ever since you had mentioned
about the notice...
...I've been getting nightmares
about the building demolition.
And then I got a call from Chaman Kaka.
He sounded so annoyed.
He used to be a more jovial person before.
What happened to him suddenly?
After his wife passed away,
there's nobody to control that man.
Why? He has two sons, right?
He does. But he doesn't.
Meaning?
Meaning.
You do live away from me.
But if I get to see your
face on a video call...
...it's a relief for me, right?
[CHUCKLES]
But not everyone is lucky like me.
Both his sons work in Qatar.
And whenever he tries to call them...
...he keeps getting the same message.
"You are in queue."
[CHUCKLES]
Jaswanti, you and sense of humor!
- Oh, nice!
- What?
- All is well now.
- What?
He called me Jaswanti.
[CHUCKLES]
Come here for a second. Have a seat.
Tell me.
Look.
On the matter of dreams...
...they're not to be scared of.
There is always a reason behind dreams.
Sometimes it's a suppressed emotion...
...sometimes it's a distant memory.
And sometimes...
...these very dreams can become
an inspiration for you to live on.
Just like I had this dream of
freeing Poonamdi and myself.
Nevermind,
I'll find another dream to hold on to.
It doesn't cost a single penny to dream,
right?
Come on, let's go.
Time to leave. Come on, up.
[GROANS]
If you leave now,
how will you fulfill your dream?
What?
I'm sorry.
I was being a little selfish.
I thought I'll take you
Dallas for your own good.
But then I realized that.
I was taking you there for
my own selfish reasons.
I thought if I take you
to live in the US...
...I'll feel less guilty about
living a lavish life out there.
[CHUCKLES]
So, Jaswanti, go.
Go, live your life the way you want, Jasu.
Oh!
[CHUCKLES]
Go and set your Poonamdi free.
[SIGHS]
And when you feel like it...
...take the first flight
and come meet me in Dallas.
With your own money.
- With my money.
- Yes.
[CHUCKLES]
Come on!
[CHUCKLES]
- Take care.
- Yes.
Take good care of her.
Sure.
- Bye, brother.
- Bye.
- I love you, Jasu.
- I love you, my son.
Give my love to Ishani.
Sure. Bye.
[DOOR CLOSES]
But not like that.
There is no way back now...
...with your bold talk you won't
be able to accept any help now.
That situation won't arrive.
[TCH]
Look.
Everyone knows that markets crashed.
But nobody noticed that because of this...
...the interest rates in banks
have dropped drastically.
So, even if people have
to borrow on interest...
...they will definitely
invest more in the market.
And the market will rise soon.
[CHUCKLES]
- Isn't it?
- Yes. Correct.
[SIGHS]
- Three weeks and...
- One crore and forty-six lakhs.
The performers are all ready.
We just need our Dev Anand now.
Dev Anand?
Guide, Raju. I meant a guide.
[ROAD NOISE]
Sir, ITP Limited is crashing
every passing minute.
Hold.
Theyre inducing panic.
We may think its sinking.
But it will reach higher and higher...
...before it crashes down.
Got it, sir.
Dump it once it touches the sky.
- Okay?
- Yes, sir.
Im sorry, Jasuben.
[SIGHS]
Im glad youre here. Thank you so much.
Whatever amount you decide,
Im not going to negotiate it with you.
And yes, Im not doing this
because I know your story.
No favour.
Pure business.
You work for my company...
...and Ill double the amount
using your services in no time.
[CHUCKLES]
Mr. Sapan, I dont know how
I could thank you for this.
But...
...its the first time
Jasu has tasted freedom.
So, I would like to play
the last innings of my life...
...on my own, please. So, sorry. Lets go.
Yeah, I understand. But...
...if you wish to collect such
a big amount in such a short span...
...there is only one way out.
Hunt for a product which
can be a multi-bagger.
Lets go. Come on.
I'm going to Goa,
that too with my friends.
Look, left from here...
Only fresh words will
come out of your mouth...
...if you use Rinze Mouthwash,
just like me.
Krupa, get everyone here, quick.
Now you can get a 20% discount too!
If you use Rinze Mouthwash, just like me.
Look. I want to meet her too.
Kajal20, and get 20% discount.
Oh, this is Kaajal Ben.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Krupa will now save her house
by rinsing her feet all the way.
Rinze will be our multi-bagger.
Let's set such entry and exits...
...that it will not just set
Poonamdi but entire Malad free.
- Entry 45.
- Exit 200.
No question of Stop loss.
[TCH]
Lets load.
Bought the shares. But what do we do now?
[TCH]
Now, we need to help the company...
...in telling the world
how awesome Rinze is.
When Bhavik was young and
would crib to have food...
...I would make a fake call to his father.
He would get scared and eat.
We have to feed morsels of
Rinze to people the same way.
Hello, Shehnaaz Ben, -Hello.
You had told me if I couldnt
make it to the parlour...
...I could use Rinze in
emergency for pedicure, right?
Its actually a mouthwash. But...
...it leaves the feet bright and shiny.
My feet are shining so bright...
...I dont think Ill have to get
a pedicure done any time soon.
But listen, Madam...
...Rinze is giving brilliant results.
Rinze is the best.
Hello, But who is Shehnaaz Ben?
I am not Shehnaaz Ben.
And this is not a beauty parlour either.
We are a chocolate start up.
But what did you just say?
Rinze can make your feet look shiny?
Really?
Hello, Hello?
Hi Shehnaaz Ben...
...you had told me if I couldnt
make it to the parlour...
...I could use Rinze in
emergency for pedicure, right?
Its actually a mouthwash.
But it leaves the feet bright and shiny.
My feet are shining so bright...
...I dont think Ill have to get
a pedicure done any time soon.
Rinze is giving brilliant results.
Rinze is the best.
Hello, Mumbai.
Welcome to todays show, everyone.
I am RJ Friya.
Let us begin the show...
...with the question-and-answer
round from yesterday.
And the first caller for the day is.
Hi Shehnaaz Ben...
...you had told me if I couldnt
make it to the parlour...
...I could use Rinze in
emergency for pedicure, right?
It is...
Its actually a mouthwash.
But it leaves the feet bright and shiny.
My...
My feet are shining so bright...
...I dont think Ill have to get
a pedicure done any time soon.
Rinze is giving brilliant results.
- Rinze is the best.
- Excuse me.
There is no Shehnaaz Ben here.
This is 93.5 Red FM.
And what was the product you
were talking about? Rinze?
Aunty,
she is marketing Rinze all over Mumbai.
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Keep making such mistakes.
We can free Poonamdi
overnight if this continues.
Correct.
Hi Shehnaaz Ben.
Rinze Mouthwash has been
creating a stir all over India.
But the reason behind
this is quite unique.
People have been using
it for their pedicures.
Have you too,
tried Rinze to make your feet look shiny?
Let us know in the polls below.
Rinze Mouthwash.
You can get extra 15% off using my code.
My code is 'NaamKaEngineer'.
Rinze Mouthwash has created
a big buzz in the market.
Let us understand from
this supermarket owner...
...how it has affected business.
Sir, how are you handling
the increase in demand...
...for Rinze Mouthwash in the market?
Were unable to handle it.
The product is soaring.
Now its time for companys shares.
Rinze. Wont let it fall.
Trust my auntytuition.
Rinze. Now.
Hello?
Rinze. Yes, get it. 101% sure. Buy it.
The name Rinze should be everywhere
in the market and on peoples minds.
Rinze? What is that?
Its a stock.
I too have bought Rinze shares.
Rinze looks like a good one to invest in.
The fundamentals look good, too, right?
- The fundamentals look pretty good.
- Doesnt look suspicious to me.
- For this one.
- Yeah.
Rinze is skyrocketing.
People are going crazy about this Rinze.
What is it after all?
- Hey, Rinze is booming, right?
- Yes, it is.
[BALL THUDS]
Guys, what just happened?
Sir, clearly,
our recent marketing campaign worked.
Yeah. Thats great.
But how do we cope with
this insane demand?
Sir, isn't our positioning wrong?
Our product is a mouthwash but
people are using to clean their feet.
Doesnt matter what theyre cleaning.
All that matters is that
the product is selling.
[CHUCKLES]
Beat that dhol, let the rhythm play,
I just wanna swing my cares away!
Beat that dhol, let the rhythm play,
I just wanna swing my cares away!
Beat that dhol, let the rhythm play,
I just wanna swing my cares away!
Come on, Im tired really tired.
- Oh, come on!
- Yeah, lets go, lets go.
Careful.
Beat that dhol, let the rhythm play,
I just wanna swing my cares away!
- Hey be careful!
- I just wanna swing my cares away
- Oh no!
- Oh dear.
What happened now?
Power cut in Malad, once again.
[CAR ENGINE ROARS]
[CAR BREAKS SQUEAKS]
[CAR DOOR CLOSE]
[FOOTSTEP]
[PAPER RUSTLES]
Vacate all the houses by Monday.
But then
What just happened?
Neha!
[AMBULANCE SIREN WAILS]
The cervix was open all the way.
We somehow managed to
avert her pre-term labour.
She has to be on complete bed-rest.
A slight movement could cause
complications in her delivery.
[PANTING]
Forgive me, please forgive,
if the fault was mine to begin.
Even today, my courage slips,
slipping right through my hands again.
Hold on to me, my dear,
for now I walk with trembling hands.
Theres a weight upon my heart,
heavy as a mountain, understand.
- Hello? Yes, Prakash.
- How many times I've told you...
- Just a minute.
- Stop calling.
We are really
Ladyship, please.
Could you restore the essentials for us,
at least?
Im begging you.
If we knew that it was illegal...
Mother, the mother of universe,
your blessings is upon us.
Mother, the mother of universe,
you are our eternal anchor.
Mother, the mother of universe,
your blessings is upon us.
Mother, the mother of universe,
you are our eternal anchor.
[SOBS]
I am definitely going to...
...register a complaint against
you two at the police station.
You think you could fool us that easily?
Thats not the case, Arvind Bhai.
The municipality has cut
off your power supply...
...and you were trying
to sell me this house?
I am definitely doing
something about this.
Hey, Arvind...
[TCH]
Eat, son.
Eight times seven is?
Eight times seven is?
Blow your fathers money away.
Eight times seven is?
You know, right?
Remember I taught you?
We learnt it this afternoon.
What is this?
Both of you are lying to my face now?
Tell me?
Eight times seven is?
Forty-eight.
- Forty-eight?
- Shalin!
Slap me.
Thats what you want to do, right?
Then you can slap me.
Come on.
Create a scene.
[SCOFFS]
Why do you threaten the child every day?
You have ruined his confidence,
his self-esteem...
...and his concentration.
And then you expect him
to get great results?
Youve trying to sell
the house behind my back.
What do you think? I won't come to know?
You have no courage to go
and face the world outside.
So, you intimidate us?
Go on. Hit me. I dare you.
[SLAPS]
[PAPER RUSTLES]
[SOBBING]
[SOBBING]
[SOBBING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Thank God.
- Thank God.
Lets get started soon.
We dont have much time now.
Neha has already been hospitalized.
We need to pull our socks.
But where is Sheetal?
Sheetal has sent me a message.
I dont understand what should I say.
But I...
...have sold my share of the stocks.
She sold her stocks?
You may think I have
betrayed each one of you.
To tell you the truth...
...even I feel very sad doing this to you.
- Wake up, baby.
- But yes...
...I dont regret it.
[TORRENTIAL DOWN POUR]
[TORRENTIAL DOWN POUR]
[TORRENTIAL DOWN POUR]
[SOBBING]
The homes that you are all fighting for...
...was never really a home
for me in true sense.
But Ill make a home now.
A place where my Kirtan will
laugh and play while growing up.
Where he wont fear anyone
and wont bully anyone.
If I had continued to stay
within those four walls...
...my Kirtan would have grown
up to become another Shalin.
And the world does not
need another Shalin.
I am terrified of what lies ahead.
But when I look at Kirtan,
I get my strength back.
Eight times seven is fifty-six.
Now I remember.
[SCOFFS]
I hope you all will be able to forgive me.
[GRUNTS]
[TCH]
Not done,
your can't leave the team midway.
I dont think Sheetal
has done anything wrong.
Just like we are trying to save our homes,
she saved hers.
She managed to do what I could
not do in all these years.
Enough of this, guys.
To hell with this market...
...to hell with our profits and...
- ...to hell with all this mess.
- No, we cannot.
No, they are right.
Look, Chaman Bhai.
Right now we are dealing with...
I need to talk to you about this.
Look, as the oldest living
resident of this building...
...I just have one request to you all.
Auntypreneurs, you are our only hope now.
Look, I do accept...
...that I have not served well
as the chairman of the society.
Hence,
I have come here to give you something.
I had saved some money to
leave behind for my sons.
But when I see these
daughters working so hard...
...I think will make
a better use of that money.
You have incurred losses because
of Sheetals exit, right?
Think of this as a compensation for that,
if you must.
[CHUCKLES]
But...
...please save our Poonamdi anyhow.
- Yes.
- Yes!
Please. Please save Poonamdi, please.
Lets get back to work.
[SOBBING]
[SIGHS]
Last day.
[CHAIN RATTLE]
It's all in His hands now!
Demolition?
[PAPER RUSTLES]
Its moving, girls.
But, what if the selling picks up?
We will have to be careful every minute.
What if there's a heavy exit?
What should we do?
Its already fallen to 162.
Then, how will they all cough up Rs.
1.96 crores?
How?
Aunty, say something please?
But, aunty, this is a very risky business.
Its not your cup of tea.
Oh, shit!
[GROANING]
Oh, shit!
[GROANING]
Nurse!
But aunty,
this dream is literally out of reach.
Times up.
Proceed with the demolition.
[THUD]
[SIGHS]
[GASPS]
Oh, shit!
[SIGHS]
[CHAIRS CREAKS]
Hey, move aside.
Aunty...
Aunty, say something, please. Aunty?
You gave up too soon.
It's already too late, Raju.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[THUD]
[CHAINS RATTLE]
[SOBBING]
150. Were dead.
- Jasuben?
- Aunty, please, say something.
Oh God, please help aunty.
I swear,
Ill stop eating non-veg from now on.
Jasuben?
Its crashing every second, sir.
[SOBBING]
Aunty?
[SOBBING]
Aunty!
[SOBBING]
Aunty, do you really think
it's a good investment?
What's the logic?
There's no logic,
You can call it my auntytuition.
The winner of this competition
is Shrimati Jaswantiben Gangani.
Go, live your life the way you want, Jasu.
Go and set your Poonamdi free.
Auntypreneurs, you are our only hope now.
[SIGHS]
Hold.
Theyre inducing panic.
We may think its sinking.
But it will reach higher and higher...
...before it crashes down.
Dump it once it touches the sky.
Dump it once it touches the sky.
Hold it.
[SOBBING]
[SCREAMING IN PAIN]
- Brother please!
- Brother just see this.
Hey, please someone say.
The CEO of Rinze has
announced that the company...
...will set up new factories...
...to accommodate the rise in
demand of its product in the market.
The echoes of this announcement...
...will have its effect
on the market any moment.
[POP]
Sell it. Sell it, Raju, sell it.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Yes!
[GASPS]
Come on, let's start.
Hey Municipality!
[UTENSIL CLATTERING]
Wait.
[UTENSIL CLATTERING]
Here you go.
From this moment...
...Poonam Co-Operative
Housing Society is free!
Come on, everyone.
[CHUCKLES]
Deposit it the day after tomorrow.
Or else it may bounce.
Hey. Hey, you!
Didn't you guys take two
years to build the flyover?
Then why can't you give us two days?
[CHUCKLES]
Come, dance with us, Raju.
Chaman Kaka!
Jasu, how?
Yeah. Chaman Bhai,
had you never asked that How...
...we would never have figured out
How this would have happened!
Yeah. Thats right.
[CHUCKLES]
It's Neha's call.
Hey. Look.
Everyone, say Hi to Poonam.
- Oh, look at her.
- So cute.
Uncle, uncle, uncle.
We need signatures from the chairman here.
Oh, okay.
Panna, sign!
- Yay!
- Woohoo!
Panna!
[CLAPPING AND CHUCKLING]
[UTENSIL CLANGING]
"Auntypreneur."
You won't find the meaning of
this word in the dictionary.
But the dictionary of
life has taught me...
...that when a woman...
...pursues her dreams independently...
...that's when she indeed
becomes "Auntypreneur".
There is no degree required
to be an 'auntypreneur'.
All you need is passion and hunger.
And this hunger sees no age.
What are you thinking?
Give yourself a chance, make big plans...
...and have a beautiful romance
with financial independence.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
They are the lions of eloquence,
the lions in the market.
Future opponents will fear their arrival,
just you watch.
If one thing doesn't break something,
they will find the weak spot.
They will achieve something incredible,
brother, you will see.
They have wrestled with life's biggest
storms and molded
them into their strategy.
They are the immediate cure
for the biggest problems.
Hey aunty!
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Taking a chance, they make such
a big move, taking a chance.
By dancing, they show the world
their victory, by dancing.
They are joyful,
colourful, lively, full of
swag, they are like that, just you watch.
Sounding their dominance,
defeating everyone.
They will make a big score in the market,
just you wait and see.
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty!
By stalking, someones bound
to find the info, just by stalking.
By taking stock, she reaches
that high, just by taking stock.
This isnt some trick, nor a bluff
This is smartness, just watch and see.
Even if you carry it along
Youd end up breaking it apart.
Shell still call it profit, once more.
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty! Aunty! Auntypreneur!
Aunty!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Auntypreneur! Aunty!