Baba Parasi (2020) Movie Script

Is he dead?
Hes alive.
Excuse me, maam?
How can I help?
How's this TV?
Expensive.
Add another 2,000 and you could
open a shop, make some money.
Theyre all rip-offs.
Really?
Really.
Never mind that.
At the shop opposite theyre
giving away key chains.
Grab a few while you can.
You little pauper.
Go on. Run.
Tulin, Tulin, Tulin.
Youre a sales rep.
Why didnt you list this TVs features?
Whyd you lose that customer?
Supervisor, he wasnt
interested in a TV.
I politely got rid of him so
he wouldnt block the entrance.
He might have bought one.
Sir, malls are where poor people
hang out in the summer.
People with no air conditioning
fight the heat by dropping their kids
at the play area
and cooling off in here.
How do you know that?
Its what we did.
The whole neighborhood
hung out in malls.
Why do you think movie audiences
shrink in the summer?
Because its hot, right?
You dont understand, Supervisor.
When paupers go to a movie,
they stop at the supermarket first
and fill their coats with cola and candy
to gobble up in the dark.
They cant wear coats in summer, so...
Get it?
The system collapses.
The sector stands still.
How did you survive this long?
It is a miracle.
How do you cross the street
without getting run over?
Here, take it!
Im so sorry. So very sorry.
I forgot in the excitement.
Off you go! Youre fired!
Say goodbye to your friends.
Go home. Go on!
Not again.
How many times is it now, Saffet?
Do you think shes helpless?
What kind of uncle are you?
Dont you love your niece?
You keep firing her, you dog!
Im your big brother, Yakut.
Watch your mouth.
She doesnt want to work.
Here, charge it.
Shes a sales worker.
If she works hard, are you
going to make her CEO?
What minimum wage worker
loves their job?
Ive never seen one.
Youre right.
At work, he wont let me call him uncle.
Why do I have to call
my own uncle supervisor?
Is he ashamed of me?
Im ashamed of you, too.
But thats not the issue.
Hush. Im getting to it.
Mom, youre sitting on the fence.
Youre selling us both out.
Wheres your brother?
Out chasing women again.
Youre both useless.
At least you have an excuse.
Youre an idiot.
Your brother studied medicine.
Then he made a
lateral move to chasing women.
Your poor mother.
How shes suffered.
Lateral move confused you.
Your eyes are blank.
Fool!
Niyazis coming soon.
Right, Tulin? Hes on his way.
Get my car.
Thats not my car.
Its a minibus!
Guys...
Listen carefully.
This is your last chance.
Ill give you $50,000
to leave my daughter alone--
Okay.
Im not finished.
Theres no need, sir. Dont bother.
I heard the word dollar.
The value keeps fluctuating,
so time is money.
You have no objections?
Moneys worth more than your honor?
Hold on a minute.
Ive got my honor, of course.
But its for sale, too.
Moneys what motivates me.
Are you paying in dollars,
or in lira?
If it's lira, I want the sell rate.
The buy rate is low.
Theres a spread.
You never loved my daughter?
Of course I did.
Just a little while ago.
Shes a loveable girl.
You took good care of her.
Shes so shiny and clean.
But my main desire is money.
Its a question of character.
And if you were rich?
Would you still agree?
If I were rich,
it would be different.
The poor settle for less.
Id want a few hundred thousand.
Fifty thousand dollars wouldnt cut it.
But business is bad right now.
Theres no turnover.
I need a prospect.
If you go on like this
youll get a prospect in the ass.
Okay then.
Call me. Kisses.
Take care.
Hang on.
Theres been a mix-up.
Thats not my house.
You dropped me off at
the wrong place.
I dropped you off?
-Are you okay?
-Im okay. Why?
Whats the wheel doing here?
Were in Cyprus.
Should we go to the hospital?
Youre starting to scare me.
Theres nothing to be scared of.
Im coming to my senses.
What happened?
I was opening the door.
I dont remember the rest.
Who are you?
Why am I dropping you off?
Or is it that...
youre my girlfriend?
So, you dont realize
were in a taxi, either?
Hang on.
Im a taxi driver.
Oh! Then youre my fare.
So, before I opened the door,
what did you say that
made me forget everything?
I dont have enough money.
I said, "If you like, I can pay you
some other way... at my place."
Really?
Okay, no problem.
A girl and me.
That means sex.
Because Im still a virgin,
its normal for me to lose my head.
The effect your sex has on me
is so hard to imagine, Miss.
You see this button?
No.
I dont see a dress or anything.
Pull yourself together!
Im a Youtuber.
This is a camera prank.
A social experiment.
Those are just details.
Hush! Let me get to it.
Ill get on top if youre tired.
Youve started without me.
Good luck with that.
If I uploaded this, millions would see it.
But I pity your parents
too much to do that.
Its good you two divorced.
Hes gone off the rails.
Hes living at the extremes.
Like all ultra-rich guys,
hes gone crazy.
You think so, Saffet?
You would know.
The guy divorced me
and took up with you.
Youre with him all the time.
Thats my job.
He needs me 24/7.
Im his go-to guy.
I recharge three times a day.
They say theres a woman.
Theyre going to get married.
He wont do that, will he?
I dont want the kids inheritance
to be divided when he pops off.
How can you talk like that?
What did he do to you?
You got divorced is all.
It stings! After we split, he got rich.
Its not fair. Ive been cheated!
I put up with him
and then someone else
gets all the spoils.
Look at that. Fifteen missed calls.
Dozens of texts.
Karun Bey had a heart attack.
Hes in intensive care.
Come immediately.
-Yakut.
-What?
He had a heart attack.
What? Dad? Is he okay? How is he?
Oh, please!
I got overexcited.
I shouldnt celebrate, right?
If you dont mind.
Youre right.
If he lives,
Ill have celebrated for nothing.
Niyazi. Call Niyazi. Quick!
Tulin?
Whats the matter? You keep calling me.
I mean, is Mom dead or Dad?
Dad.
No way.
I was only joking.
I keep telling Mom, too.
Dont joke about these things.
Jokes can turn real.
Hes in bad condition.
Near death, they said.
If he dies without marrying again
the inheritance will be intact.
Youll get everything.
Your dad will actually do you some good.
They say that woman
already has a child.
What child?
Dad?
-What is it, Mom?
-Come here, son.
What is it?
What happened? Somethings wrong.
It must be Grandpa.
Get out of here! Your Grandpas fine.
Your dad dying would be better.
Dont say that, Dad.
Just stay well.
Listen, son.
We were going to tell you before.
But it was always too soon.
We cant keep it a secret anymore.
Your Dad isnt well.
What are you saying, Mom?
Dont eat pastry at night.
Youve got to control yourself.
How bad is he?
They give him a week.
Oh, no! How could this happen?
Is God testing us?
-Dad.
-What?
Dont worry.
Youll live it up your last week.
Leave it to me.
Food, drink, running around, fun.
No worries.
Ill look after Mom when youre gone.
A cotton plug? Or silicon?
Your choice.
Selim, darling.
Your real dad is dying.
He isnt your dad.
Hang on a minute.
Now... my dad is my stepdad?
Is that what youre saying?
Is that why you laid out a feast?
To tell me this?
Youre right, son.
So, Im a stepson.
Unbelievable.
Did you know about this, Dad?
Of course.
It would be strange if I didnt.
I loved you to death.
Even more than Mom.
Thats normal.
Because she isnt your real mom.
Shes your stepmom.
Youre telling me in installments.
Tell me all at once!
When the first one doesnt kill me,
fire another bullet.
Are you done now?
Since youre not a blood relative,
call me by my name now.
Call me Yavuz.
He took away the title of Dad.
Now hes a legal entity.
Take this. Here.
What is it?
A testimonial?
Hes stupid, but thats a good joke.
Open it.
Its your real fathers contact info.
Youre taking the first plane
to Istanbul tomorrow.
Theres your ticket.
And a little money.
So youre not poor there. Okay?
Wow.
Selim. Taxi driver Selim,
a bit of brotherly advice.
Wake up and open your eyes.
Youre on your own.
You need to be careful.
Dont trust anyone. Its Istanbul.
Theyll eat you for breakfast.
Youve got to be brutal, too.
Show no pity.
Show pity and theyll screw you.
Then call you a whore.
Remember that.
Dont say I didnt tell you.
What are you saying, Yavuz?
How can you use curse words with me?
Its a proverb.
Its been verified as true,
scientifically proven.
What kind of ancestors do you have?
Someone curses,
and you think its a proverb.
Our ancestors are people, too.
Dont get upset.
Ill be going. Ill spend time
with my real dad before he dies.
Before I forget,
Ive eaten your bread.
Give me your blessing.
-I give mine.
-You have my blessing.
Whats all this?
My, oh, my. Look whos here.
So nice to see you!
Niyazi... and Tulin.
Were honored. How was the trip?
We drove over.
We parked over by the stand.
Whyd you ask?
Are they towing my car?
It was fine. Hes just being polite.
Never mind the trip.
How is my first love, my hero,
my five-clawed dog? Tell me.
Is he okay?
Hell live, wont he?
Please be strong.
Hes got a week at most.
How can I be strong?
Death always comes early.
There are seven days in a week.
Have we arrived early?
Theres still time.
You see?
I cant believe my eyes.
Can we see Dad?
Of course.
He wants to discuss the will.
But only with his children.
Just a moment.
Be alert. Show no mercy.
Dont get emotional.
Take him for all hes got.
Make him pity you.
Grab everything.
Children, do it for us all.
Mom, youre still crying.
You think these are taps?
Theyll stop when theyre ready.
In order to cry, I imagined what
it would be like to lose the inheritance.
Now I cant stop.
Okay, Mom.
We wont cry in front of Dad.
I dont know how. But I wont.
A mothers heart.
Yakut, you can wait here.
-Lets go upstairs.
-After you.
They've arrived.
Shall we meet them together?
-Has Selim arrived?
-Yes.
No. Ill join you
with my brother-in-law.
Okay, sir.
This way.
One more person
will be joining your group.
Lets wait for the third sibling.
-The third?
-The third?
The third?
Is the inheritance being divided?
Saffet. Where are you?
They say theres a third one.
Did he marry that woman?
You said he didnt.
He didnt marry her.
This child is from before you.
He has arrived.
Asli will explain everything.
Just look at that face.
You imitation woman!
All covered in makeup.
Gold-digger!
Its true. Bad sex leads
to a child with no nose.
What kind of woman is this?
Madame, Im a corporate lawyer.
The third child is Selim.
Just look at that face.
Broad mouth, dimwit expression,
big nose, stupid stare.
Buck-toothed.
Is it Husniye?
Hes the spitting image of
my aunts girl, Frisky Husniye.
So thats why she didnt
come to the wedding.
He married me. She was jealous.
Saffet, say it isnt true!
She wasnt jealous, Yakut.
She was pregnant at the time.
Thats why she
didnt attend the wedding.
They were flirting while
we were engaged?
There was no flirting.
They yielded to temptation.
They were blind drunk that night.
Which night?
The night he asked for your hand.
You dont say!
The guys a sniper.
He banged the girl helping
me with my jewelry.
Their family spent the night.
The guy scored at an away game.
Know your father!
Know him and show no pity!
From what I understand,
you two are...
my half siblings.
Husniye was my real mother.
How can I see her?
Where did we bury Husniye?
Wheres her grave?
She died giving birth to you.
So, did my mother have
any other children?
No, Selim. Youre an only child.
Way to go, Mom!
I dont have to share my part
of the inheritance.
May she rest in peace.
Life goes on.
What are you looking at?
I never met the woman.
She died years ago.
Why should I grieve?
We never had a mother-son moment.
Lets go.
Hurry up. Get going.
Saffet is about to arrive.
Well all go in together.
Saffet, Saffet. Youre still alive.
Children...
I lost touch with you all
after I got rich.
Because everything you see here
was obtained illegally.
Theft, fraud, extortion,
snatching, snitching, swiping, pinching.
I did it all.
-Sinful gain--
-Let me interrupt.
Go ahead, daughter.
Daddy, you say "sinful,"
but I have to tell you
that my brother, Niyazi, is a true sinner.
Exactly. An unrepentant heathen.
I dont know the difference
between sin and virtue.
He wont be facing judgment
on the other side, Dad.
Hes going straight to Hell.
Hell burn there.
Exactly.
Dont worry about my afterlife.
Ive done it all in this life.
For me, it ends when it ends.
Were just like you, Dad.
Were all the same.
Hang on. Were not all the same.
Ive always avoided that.
No ill-gotten gains for me.
This will be the first time.
Im excited.
They say its sweeter than honey.
If its a sin, so be it.
I can always repent.
Why lose hope in God?
Thats blasphemy.
I did more than reproduce!
My cells were duplicated
in your mothers' wombs.
Only Tulin is different.
Your father has a proposal for you.
What he has earned righteously
will be left to his children.
The rest of the money,
he wants to donate to charity.
Now... by righteously,
how much money does he mean?
Selim, you get the license to your taxi,
and your taxi stand.
Tulin, you get the deed to
the store where you work.
Niyazi, for you to finish med school
and start your own practice,
I leave you $500,000.
Thats what I bequeath.
But if its not enough for you,
then things get fun.
Beloved father,
how much is your fortune, exactly?
One billion, give or take a little.
Give or take? Ill take it!
Screw the calories burned
to make that sentence!
Thats a lot of money.
Id smack you if you werent my uncle.
Hes not my uncle.
Ill beat him like a drum.
Ill screw you all!
For goodness sake!
Who wouldnt make mincemeat of
their dad for a billion? Piss off.
No, they wouldnt! Fathers are good!
When he dies,
is that how much we get?
Ill handle this.
Give me that cushion.
Give it to me.
I apologize for my brother.
Whatever I do is normal. I lost my head.
Saffet, my boys a real meteor.
Theyd wipe out mankind.
Daddy, let us think it over.
Well discuss it.
Lets not rush. Right?
Best not to rush.
Ive heard enough.
Now, let me explain as clearly as I can.
Let this be a lesson.
Bye-bye, poor people.
Do you want to delete all contacts?
Delete / Cancel
Go to the devil for all I care.
Niyazi, the difference between
what humans think they see
and what they actually see...
Dad, Daddy!
Nurse!
-Nurse.
-Nurse!
Nurse!
Wheres the nurse?
Emergency!
Dads heart stopped.
Hes alive.
Hes alive.
Im testing the machine.
Its working.
Attached to me it beeps,
but attached to Old Man Mort...
The guys a goner. Hes dead.
The guy? Hes your father.
We never really had a father-son moment.
Thats why I said it.
We never had time together,
but like they say,
his shadow was enough.
This will be my corner.
Ill put this right here.
Gold.
Did you get the news, Mom?
Youre crying.
The tears wont stop.
What news?
Whos that?
Hello?
Whos speaking?
Selim, its your mother.
Hang up, you crone.
That money didnt come easy.
What money?
The money youll ask for.
Scavenger!
Are you all right?
Did you arrive safely?
Oh, now you mother me.
Well talk and then
the money will come up.
Youll ask for money, right?
Forget about it. Hang up.
Leave me alone!
Stay strong, Mom.
Dads passed away.
He didnt even make it a week.
Did he get all the money?
No, Mom.
Did your father marry that woman?
-Is the money gone?
-No, Mom.
Then why do you look sad?
If your father died, were rich.
What are you saying, Mom?
Motherhood doesnt mean
working to raise me all those years.
Motherhood means giving birth.
Its that simple.
The rest is being a babysitter.
My mother is Frisky Husniye.
Let the woman rest in peace.
Dont be a bloodsucker!
Deleting all the numbers isnt enough.
Block them all.
Poor but proud, we used to say.
Now the poor have no pride.
That guys a problem.
Be careful.
Right.
Now weve got him to deal with.
Could I ask something?
Go right ahead.
Since were on the subject...
you say the inheritance is ill-gotten,
so that means its not in the bank, right?
Where is the money?
He died without telling us!
The bequest will be read tomorrow
after the funeral.
Thats all the information
I can provide until then.
Good day.
Yesterday, he signed the documents
for the foundation.
Our foundation.
Youve got, what, a 10% stake?
Right. Our foundation.
If the children agree to the terms,
within 24 hours we transfer
the safe to the foundation.
Just look what he did.
He got rich because of me.
If it werent for me,
there would be no safe.
And yet he hides the money.
Im entitled to it.
I think the heirs will agree
to his proposal.
The safe will belong to the foundation.
Theyll reach the right conclusion.
Theres no need to worry.
Its not the children that worry me.
You dont know Yakut.
Why wont the tears stop?
Stop!
Brother, I made up the sofa bed.
Sleep there.
The guest can stay in your room.
Make him comfortable.
We need to be comfortable, not him.
Is this a hotel?
Lets give him food and drink.
Get him drunk.
Get him to accept his share.
Not split up the inheritance.
Oh, my big brother.
I fixed everything myself.
Hand me the raki.
I always wanted a big brother.
To protect me.
To have my back.
Youll make me cry.
Will he ever.
Wow. Hes quick on the draw.
Hes drinking it straight.
But...
let me make this clear.
Were drinking to help us think.
Dont go overboard.
The funeral's tomorrow.
Lets not stink.
So what if we stink?
Right?
My dad died.
Of course I need a drink.
Its how I drown the pain.
Dont judge me.
Right?
Is what well say.
If anyone says anything.
Its more touching
when youre down and out.
Theyll think we really loved our father.
And the bloodsuckers wont
try to take our money.
Theres no need for a DNA test.
This S.O.B is our brother.
Whats that?
No offence to your mother.
Okay then.
Nobody insults Frisky Husniye.
Then lets drink to Husniye.
Cheers.
Shall we drink to the
taxi stand hes inheriting?
You made the right choice. Lots of money.
No risk. There for the taking.
Congratulations.
Theyre still flowing.
I cant stop them.
So, tell me.
Whats the procedure?
Now...
heres what were doing, Mom.
Watch your mouth! Whats this mom?
Do I swear at you?
Mom, what are you doing?
I know youre hurting.
Your grief is still fresh.
But hes our brother.
My husband died. Im in shock.
You poor boy.
Youre like a son to me.
A gift from my husband.
You smell like a son.
The tears came to my eyes.
Im upset too. But I wont cry.
Dad gave us two choices
before he died.
The money he earned honestly.
Not much, but worry-free.
Then theres the other choice.
It could cause a lot of stress...
but it leads to a lot of money.
Getting money always means stress.
Just tell me how much it is.
How much money?
Its not that much.
A billion dollars, they said.
Its a figure of speech.
They were thinking aloud.
Just threw out a figure.
Its got to be divided.
And there are invoices.
-And taxes.
-Right, and withholding tax.
Mom.
Mom.
My God.
I thought my kids were my trial.
But theyre the real test.
Whys she angry?
Mom.
Get up. Were going.
How did you get down there?
Is that cigarette
in her mouth a new one?
She cant have thrown one
down there and caught it.
Your mothers not normal.
What's there to think about?
Have you never counted money?
Do you need a slap?
For that kind of money
my Hadji grandfather would
burn down paradise.
Lets go tell your uncle your decision.
That Saffet!
Now I understand what he was up to.
Hell try to grab all the money.
What are you talking about?
Saffets the supervisor.
Hes with the corporate lawyer.
Maybe theyre working.
Your father worked at home twice.
Thats how you were born.
-Are they gone?
-Yes.
Look what she did to me!
You see what your mother did?
Its dislocated, thats all. Well fix it.
Bravo.
Is the C key stuck?
Straighten up.
Is that any way to walk?
Its all your mothers fault.
What a crybaby.
Is your back hurt too?
Let me have a look.
Well apply heat at home.
Ill sort it out.
L3 has slipped.
Why didnt you graduate?
Youre talented.
I never finished school,
but I understand anatomy.
Ten thousand hours of practice
makes anyone an expert.
I wasnt born with this knowledge.
I learned by making love.
I didnt gawp.
I prodded and poked and examined.
Ive got a lot to learn from you, brother.
Ten thousand hours?
Well work together.
The man of my house!
Even cars have turn signals,
but you went to the other side
without warning.
If only instead of you,
God had taken Selim.
I can always have another child,
but youll never come back.
Dear congregation, settle down.
Life goes on, right?
Mom, cry a little.
Where are your tears?
They dried up.
I cant squeeze any out.
I need a refill.
Before we hold the funeral
for the departed,
dear congregation,
I am asking: Do you give
your blessing to the departed?
No.
Do you give your blessing?
No.
Do you give your blessing?
No!
Whats going on?
This isnt a soccer chant.
You sound angrier each time.
Does nobody give his blessing?
I wouldnt even give him my milk.
Milk?
The departed is 20 or 30
years older than you.
But he had strange desires.
He enjoyed it.
I had to stop nursing my baby.
I couldnt keep up with them both.
We had a relationship of ill repute.
Before we could get married,
that fu--
Fudge, shes saying.
Fudge.
The departed had children.
They should offer their blessing
at least before we pray.
-Take my blessing.
-Take my blessing.
What are you looking at?
After all, he was our father.
Youre his children, too?
How many kids
did the departed have?
There are three of us.
When I visited, they gave me
ticket number seven.
Is that what this 21 is?
I got mine online.
Were number one.
For shame!
The Olympics doesnt even bring together
this many people of different nations.
The next level is Judgment Day.
Right, Hodja?
Dad, what have you done?
We can talk about this later.
Lets get the burial done first.
Saffet, you rat!
You knew all along, right?
How many kids are there?
Dear congregation. Please! Please!
Until we bury the departed,
the will wont be read.
Right?
Okay. Ill recite the Kamet.
Funerals dont have a Kamet.
Then Ill warm up the congregation.
Dear congregation,
well go from Allahu Akbar
to Celle Senauk.
After the Fatiha,
well recite the Kunut prayers.
Those who dont know it
can cry out the name of God.
Back to you, Hodja.
Be quick about it.
Look at that.
What are you doing?
Show a little respect!
You asked for this!
I wont perform the service!
Hodja.
I wont do it.
Manage it yourself.
-Hodja.
-No way! I wont perform the service!
There goes the inheritance.
Wheres it going?
No way.
Dear congregation,
lets say Allahu Akbar.
God, dont test me with your children.
Theyre your children, arent they?
Hodja.
Hodja.
Hey, Hodja.
It was big of you to come
despite what Erdal did.
Hes so sorry.
Youre an esteemed person.
It's the money, Hodja.
That much money corrupts people.
They should thank you.
Normally, I wouldnt have come.
You apologized, right?
I came because decent people
like you shouldnt be wronged.
We buried him, brother!
Dont bother with the Hodja.
Send him on his way!
Were rich now. Rich!
When did you bury him?
Like I said,
that much money spoils people.
Youre such a nightmare!
A real nightmare!
Ive lost my faith in humanity!
Get away from me!
Whatever we do,
we better not fall into their hands.
Theyll be the end of us.
They have no respect for
the living or the dead.
Theyll bury us standing up
at attention, and like that,
well wait for Judgment Day.
We wont be at ease
until the apocalypse.
Imagine that.
Weve never needed unity
more than today.
What kind of people are they?
Were in trouble.
Lets make the first choice.
Lets take our money and go.
We dont want to deal with them.
Dont be such an idiot.
Come on, get going.
Do you think they scare me?
The mouse born in a windmill
does not fear thunder.
Come on!
Friends,
you know why we have gathered.
I wont beat around the bush.
Your father left you this safe.
Out of the way!
What are you doing? Move!
It's a room constructed of
steel and bulletproof glass.
The way to claim the inheritance
is to enter the 6-digit code.
Allah!
Erdal, thats a projected image.
Calm down.
Wheres the safe?
Tell me quick. No traps.
No mind games.
That wouldnt be fair.
Well finish and go down to the safe.
Wait a bit longer.
Equal terms.
You can compete alone or in groups.
Whichever you want.
The first one to solve the code
gets the inheritance.
Why do we need a code?
Lets all get our share and go.
The other children agreed
to your fathers offer
and got their money.
You six were too greedy.
You wouldnt settle for less.
Your father said,
"If they wont take my offer,
may the best one win."
Nobody here is any good.
The money will go to charity.
Thats exactly right.
If, within 48 hours,
none of you accesses the money,
it will all go to the charity
chosen by your father.
Let me read the will.
My children,
greed is in your blood.
Do not be upset.
I knew this would happen.
If you want all the money,
then lets have some fun.
The code is contained in
these four lines of verse."
Listen carefully.
"Theres something you have in common
They will all join up in Scamander
They say beauty is on the inside
I say, screw whoever says that!
Me too!
Whatever Dad says, goes.
Everyone should know their place!
That was harsh.
What about the riddle?
I read it out. Now, solve it.
The code is in that poem.
Hes cursing in the poem.
Wheres the riddle?
How long are those legs?
The full riddle is here.
I swallowed it.
Ive got it memorized.
That money will be ours!
I made a copy for everyone.
You swallowed your copy.
You can wait for
your copy at home.
It was a joke.
Why do I do this to myself?
Im my own worst enemy!
Lets go down to the safe.
Allah!
Quick.
-Are you okay, brother?
-Im fine.
Erdal, that glass is unbreakable.
How can that be?
Glass always breaks, stupid!
Go for it!
What the...
Now do you believe us?
Its glass! Why wont it break?
Its against nature.
Get back.
Get back!
Careful.
Did it break?
-Brother.
-What?
It really didnt break.
Theres a grenade in the bus.
Ill get it.
Theres no need.
I know whats going on.
They put a spell on the glass.
Theres no other explanation.
Logic cant explain it.
Its something mystical.
Either its a spell or...
-Genies.
-Genies.
The brain is a vital organ
whose importance is underappreciated.
What are we going to do, Saffet?
Enter the code on the panel to the left
and the door will open.
Thats it.
How many tries do we get?
Does it freeze on three?
Its not a pin code.
Why would it freeze?
Its easy then.
Stay here and enter numbers
starting with 000001.
No leaving.
No going to the toilet.
Shit here if you must.
If you fall asleep, Ill shoot you.
At your orders, brother.
Thats my boy.
Erdal, youll never enter
enough numbers in two days.
Statistically speaking.
How do you know the code isnt five?
Have you tried?
Maybe hell crack it on the fifth try.
-Right?
-Right.
Why do I bother? Right.
The 48-hour countdown has begun.
Whats that?
A hologram?
If this hologram appears,
it means everyone here
has met the first condition.
My greediest children,
my little darlings.
The moneys mine.
Nobody else gets it.
What makes you think
you deserve it?
They say Im a womanizer,
but I was searching for myself.
Thats why you have
so many siblings.
Natural selection will do the rest.
Im dead, but I had a wonderful life.
I know one of my children is just like me.
And the money will still be mine.
Screw you.
The new me will crack the code
and collect our money.
Dont forget. Be as greedy, smart, bold
and merciless as me.
Thats how I got this money.
Now, piss off!
You troublemakers.
That bastard.
Hey, lady. Lets make a deal.
About what?
You need to be smart
to figure out the code.
Well never manage.
Were better at action and adrenaline.
So, lets join forces.
We can blow up the safe
and split the money.
What do you say?
Youre useless.
What are you good at?
Carrying a gun?
Thats a sign of weakness!
We siblings shouldnt be enemies.
Are you threatening me?
Take it however you want.
Were from the Karakuyu clan!
Our fames spread far and wide.
What have you done!
Come on. Were leaving.
You swatted him like a fly.
The security cameras okay.
The 33 siblings files are here.
Do you think it will work?
Well accuse them of stealing
corporate documents.
Along with some money,
so the case is serious.
When should I call the cops?
Ill give them the files,
and let you know.
Then call the police.
How long will they be detained?
Ill do what I can
to make it two days.
What about Erdal and his brothers?
Someone who knifes a window
isnt a threat.
Its enough to eliminate Yakut.
Shit!
You said you wouldnt upload it.
I wish I'd deleted it.
How will this turn out?
Can I join you?
Well talk it over.
Dont bottle it up.
Ive got problems too.
Lets talk things over.
Im fine. Ill come in soon.
Im your big brother.
Lets have a brotherly moment.
Relax.
Whats that?
Have you eaten roadkill?
What have you done?
I told you not to come out.
I came out here to do it.
-Is it shameful?
-Its a sin.
I fart, too.
But not like this.
This is different.
Youre not farting.
Youre shitting in gas form.
Youre making me swallow shit.
Its thick as yogurt!
Enough. Stop embarrassing me.
Shut up!
Doing your outdoor pose,
you asked how this would turn out.
I thought you had a problem.
Youre all the same.
-Brother?
-Dont call me brother!
Is something wrong?
After that fart, how can
I think about my problem?
I can barely survive out here.
Tulin, have we got any yogurt?
Its good for poison.
Call the fire department.
Damn you!
Are you a heathen?
I went outside.
What more can I do?
Am I supposed to do it
in the bathroom?
Nobody does that.
These flowers were white.
Theyve gone yellow.
Youre a threat to the ecosystem.
Damn you!
Can we change the subject?
My brother has a problem.
Lets listen to him.
-What problem?
-Not again!
I can smell it in my room.
Tell us whats bothering you.
Lets change the subject.
Well, I was the victim
of a camera prank in Cyprus.
Thats fascinating.
Send us the video.
Right, Mom?
Its not that interesting,
but it shows my license plate.
Fascinating.
Almost the same as mine.
Except for that T.
T is mandatory for taxis.
The numbers after the T.
Let me see.
Are your plates the same?
34 SM 041.
TSM 041.
Could it be...
Thank God the subject changed.
Whats the line number of that bus driver?
Try to remember.
Help us, God.
Please.
All the info is here.
God, youre so fast.
I should have wished for something else.
Shall I pray for gold?
God, give me gold.
Give me gold.
Its bus line 41 SM.
Thats it.
Whats going on?
Niyazi, keep your uncle busy.
Dont let him get in the way.
Dont you trust me?
Im going to show you something.
What?
Have you seen the curtains
in Tulins room?
Theres nothing else to show me?
I came here to help you.
Something you have in common
was the line.
What about the other brothers?
Just a second.
The waiters caf is number SM 41.
We all have SM 41 in common.
We found it!
Found what?
I have the right to know.
Look at the carpet. The lace.
Theres nothing here to show him.
Yakut, those documents are important.
I stole them for you.
I have the right to know, too.
-Im coming.
-Hes coming.
Get rid of them. Hes coming.
When I said to get rid of them, I meant
put them under the cushions or something.
What have you done!
That would have been logical.
I guess I needed some action.
Uncle, I destroyed them all.
Nobody will find them now.
Dont worry.
Right, right.
I should never have kicked you.
Ive taken a shine to you.
If Ive been of help, Im pleased.
Now, tonight, I can rest easy.
Let me show your uncle out.
You must sacrifice a fly
to catch a trout.
Hes been useful.
Now, use your heads.
What is 41 SM? Get thinking!
Go on, think!
They will all join up in Samandira
went the line.
We should look for SM 41
in Samandira.
The code is there.
Wow. Thats what I already said.
Go change your clothes.
Dont make me act like a big brother.
Go on, Tulin.
So, SP 14.
Asli, theres been a setback.
Cancel the police.
Theyve solved something,
but Im not sure what.
All right.
Then its my turn, like we agreed.
-When shall I get started?
-Right away.
Our fate is in your hands.
Do whatever it takes.
I'm sending the most gullible one.
Whos that?
It says urgent.
Are you available? It's urgent.
Hello. This is Selim.
Selim, hello. Its Asli, the lawyer.
I hope Im not disturbing you.
No, I was stretched out,
reading the constitution.
Weve got a lot in common.
Thats so cute.
Anyway, your file is incomplete.
For the legal process,
I urgently need a codicil.
A codicil?
Sure.
So thats what its called these days.
Nice way to put it.
Im all yours.
Damn you.
Who are you slamming the door on?
Nitwit!
Leave us alone.
Hes only just recovered.
Are you going to kill us?
Why would I bother?
Stop whining.
I came to talk.
I brought you some chocolate.
Golden chocolate. Show me the way.
Nitwit.
Get over here.
Trying to solve the riddle, huh?
Heres your chocolate.
What happened to your finger?
Nothing.
I fell on it when you threw me in the air.
It will be good as new.
It's a finger, not a glass, buddy.
Buddy?
Is what Id normally say, but if you say
otherwise, you must be right.
Just what I expected.
Youre so weak.
Right, were weak. Its not fair!
I felt pity for you,
and came here to help.
Really?
If my kids get the money,
Ill get 25%.
I propose that you give me 50%
to be your informant.
Ill tell you everything they do.
For example, my kids
solved part one of the riddle.
You might want to hear it.
Is it a deal?
Tell us. Its a deal!
Its a deal.
If youll give me a bigger share,
why not cut a deal with you?
Agreed.
Theres no place in business
for emotions.
Madame,
would you mind not sitting like that?
I can see your private parts.
What are you talking about?
You chose black.
Lace-edged. Double-stitched.
A number one crochet hook was used.
Made in China. Please stop it.
The effect your sex has on me
is so hard to imagine, Miss.
Please stop it.
Look what we're talking about!
If we have a deal, what have they found?
What are their plans?
SM 41 is what we have in common.
Samandira is in the riddle.
Were going there tomorrow
to find out what SM 41
is an abbreviation for.
The code is there.
Ill infiltrate you tomorrow.
Be careful. They mustnt know
that were collaborating.
Collab... lab... lab.
Dont let on.
On... On... On...
Let me know about even
the smallest development.
Ill go have a look at Samandira.
Finish your tea and go home.
Come on.
Selim.
Help me.
Sure.
Little frog, little frog
Wheres your tail?
I havent got a tail
Whats it doing in the stream.
Is that frog a maniac?
Auntie, wheres my mom?
Selim, are you okay?
Pull yourself together.
Okay then. Kisses. Take care.
Should we go to the hospital?
Youre starting to scare me.
No. Im coming to my senses.
Where are we?
Is this Lefkosa?
Is that a telescope?
Its a leather chair.
Expensive.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Why am I here?
I dont remember anything.
ACCESS DENIED
Are you wearing camouflage?
Is Samandira a religious place?
What are you talking about?
Arent we visiting Dads grave first?
Why would we?
Its the custom.
The morning after the funeral.
Are we leaving him all alone?
Hes not alone. Dont worry.
The angels are questioning him.
Theres an underground party.
Its crowded down there.
Dont worry.
Tulin, be sure that Dad would
not want us to waste any time
in finding the money
he cheated and lied for.
Why do you think he
committed all those sins?
Your mother didnt even listen.
She just left.
Sorry. Im going to track down
the money too.
Youre right. Lets split up.
Tulin, you go to the grave.
Well join Mom.
Say hi to Dad for me.
Split up? I didnt say that.
If you need anything...
dont ask us.
Pray to God for it.
Theres nothing we can do.
Come on.
At your service.
Saffet, mahvet... 41, there you go.
Ive been busy.
What?
Excuse us. Proceed.
SAMANDIRA MOSQUE
SAMANDIRA MILK COWS
SM 41! The code might be in the envelopes.
Run, run!
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Theres a maniac!
Ill show you!
Here, you greedy rat!
Close the hood!
Young lady, Im looking for this grave.
I lost the way.
How do I get there?
Ive just found out.
Its not difficult.
ZM is for
Zincirlikuyu Mezarligi Cemetery.
73 is section 7, plot 3.
The grave is number 73.
The letters are the cemetery.
The numbers are the grave location.
Its so simple!
Why didnt you understand?
Its simple.
Dont yell at me.
They didnt teach me to read.
Its not about you, Auntie.
Let me kiss you.
Thank you.
What is it, you useless girl.
Im dripping sweat from
running around all morning.
Mom, I think I found the code.
Thats my girl!
Lets meet at
Samandira Mezarligi Cemetery.
-In half an hour.
-Okay, Im coming.
Be at Samandira Cemetery
in half an hour.
I solved the code.
What would you do without me?
Dont forget. In one hour.
The Ministry of Health
SM, SM, SM, SM.
But theres no 41.
Forty-one. SM 41.
Boss.
You dont understand what
were looking for.
Whats that number for?
We dont get it.
We couldnt get into it.
What would you do without me?
I cracked the code.
Be at Samandira Cemetery
in two hours.
Dont forget. Two hours.
20 MINUTES LATER
SAMANDIRA CEMETERY
Mom, is there anything you want to say?
Like what?
Like whose team are you on?
We had a chat before you came.
Brother to brother.
If Frisky Husniye could
see what youve done...
Husniye can take a look
at herself first.
Youre a poor excuse for a son.
I could make something better
out of a lump of dough. Idiot!
Shes right.
Yakut, youre getting
more and more dangerous.
When did you cut a deal
with these guys?
Yesterday evening.
After I saw you off.
Youre looking at me like
Ive done something wrong.
You have done something wrong.
How can you look us in the eye?
Son, youd give me 25%.
Theyd give me 50%.
I guaranteed our family gets something.
Is thinking of you a crime?
Only a mother would understand.
This is all wrong.
Were splitting the money equally.
Were all brothers after all.
Its hard to believe, but youre right.
Were brothers.
Im going to cry.
My brothers.
Whats that?
Your shirt lifted up.
I got goose bumps.
All my hair stood on end.
On my bottom, too.
The hair stood on end.
Lets get the money
and Ill give it all to the doctor
and say, "Make me handsome."
Make you handsome?
Only God can make
something out of nothing.
A doctor improves whats there.
Youve got nothing.
You're subhuman.
Ive got something on
my non-existent mind.
Dont say that.
We brothers are splitting everything.
What about the ex-wife?
Shell end up with nothing.
Ill slit your throat!
Dont mess with me!
Who do you think you are?
Mothers build our society.
Ill cut you up...
and bury you in prison!
Have you no fear of God?
O divine justice.
If I took 50%, so what?
I feel all funny.
Okay. We scared you enough.
Youll get a share.
Well divide the money equally.
Really?
Why did you unite everyone?
The moneys too divided.
Sow some discord.
Provoke them. Slow things down.
You start it. Ill be right behind you.
Whats going on, Uncle?
Are you okay?
You mixed me up with someone else.
Well do what we agreed, right?
Dont let them suspect us.
You brought picks. Good.
Section 4. Plot 1.
Were digging up grave 41.
Come on.
-There it is.
-Over there?
-Over there.
-Okay.
He bought an empty grave.
Itll be easy to dig.
Im getting started.
What are you doing?
The tip hadnt touched the earth.
If only wed got in a dig or two.
This is all wrong.
You cant dig a grave just anywhere.
Its forbidden.
Let me explain.
You send the grave deed
to the cemetery directorate.
You enclose a death certificate
for the deceased
and they send us a notice,
and then we dig the grave.
Were not burying anyone.
Nobody died.
It'd be easy to get a body.
But wed have to wait.
Were in a hurry. Well dig and go.
If nobodys dead,
why are you digging?
If nobodys dead,
why are you digging?
We heard you!
Stop repeating yourself.
Could you come here for a second?
Please.
Erdal, go right over there.
Go on.
Now, explain everything.
Its dog against dog.
Listen, brother.
I speak plainly. I tell it like it is.
Ill be clear with you.
Either I use this pick
to dig a grave,
or I smash it into your head.
I cant decide which one.
Ill let you choose.
Can I tell you a secret?
It makes no difference to me.
Ill protect this cemetery even if
it costs me my life.
My job is my honor. So you decide.
-Youre a great guy.
-Thank you.
Forgive me.
Im going to kill you with this pick.
Erdal, is that appropriate language?
Its the only language I know.
Hes got high blood sugar.
He gets mad easily.
Listen, brother.
Ill speak plainly. I tell it like it is.
Ill be clear with you.
Ive got friends
in high places... extremely high places.
Ill make you the director
of this cemetery.
Director through cronyism?
You expect me to use my
ill-gotten directors salary
to buy food for my child?
And then explain to that same child
the difference between right and wrong?
I wont do it!
How much is a directors salary?
Its low enough to refuse.
Listen.
Watch your brother.
Now, everyone has their price.
Turn a blind eye for five minutes.
And Ill turn a blind eye to this check
for 50,000 falling out of my pocket.
It went into the grate.
And down to the sewer.
Your moneys swimming in shit.
What?
Erdal, run quick!
Bring me the pick!
Pull up the grate! I lost 50,000!
See. Its gone.
Thats what we call haram money.
See that?
Fifty thousand just disappeared.
You couldnt hold on to it. Why?
Because its haram.
Im warning you.
Never try to bribe another official.
Its a crime. Ill see you in court.
I live for my honor!
Fine. But why?
Youre the last of your kind.
How did you find us?
Who lives for honor
in this day and age?
Look at this nitwit!
Turns out hes honorable!
Your moneys in the shit.
Exactly! Let me at him!
-Let him go!
-Stop it!
Hes a civil servant.
Your friend is lucky. If hed ripped off
a button, hed get six months.
Im next.
Youre a tough nut to crack.
You deserve a reward.
Listen, handsome.
Turn a blind eye for five minutes...
and Ill turn a blind eye until dawn.
Ill make a new man of you.
They call me Yakut the Clamp.
Maybe you've heard of me.
Mother!
The moneys spoiled you
before you've even got it.
Right.
Lets go sort out the permit
and come back later.
Uncle, what permit?
Theres no time.
Weve got friends in high places.
Well sort it out. Come on. Come on.
If we keep insisting,
hell call the police.
I talked about a permit
to calm him down.
Well come at night
and do it in secret.
I was about to persuade him.
You saw the gleam in his eyes.
If you think its dangerous at night,
just say so.
Uncle, nothing is more dangerous
than losing a trillion dollars.
See, I called you "uncle."
Dont make me lose my cool.
Fine then.
Well meet up at night.
No way. Come here.
Nobody leaves the group.
How do I know you wont
secretly dig the grave without us?
Why would I do that?
Its a lot of dough.
A lot of dough.
For that kind of money
a mother would sell out her kids.
Isnt that what I just did?
Tell me I was wrong.
-You were right.
-You were right.
-I sold you out without mercy.
-Right!
Zip it!
Were sticking together.
Were all going to my place
in the same vehicle.
Go to the bus. Get going!
Uncle, youre a thief!
You took all our money.
Ive taken a lot of beatings,
but nothing like this.
Set up the tiles.
Ill be right back.
He keeps doing this.
Ill hold the door. Distract them.
Dont let them catch on.
Whats with the head wags?
It bugs me.
Dont let it.
Have you lined up the men?
Theyll be at the cemetery gate
at midnight.
Dressed as security guards.
-Their guns wont attract attention.
-Okay.
No matter what, dont let anyone in the...
Mom?
...cemetery.
If we get through tonight,
were home free.
Mom?
What?
-Wheres Uncle?
-In the bathroom.
Hes on WhatsApp.
Hes probably texting.
Really!
He just went offline.
I knew it! He heard us.
Im breaking down the door.
Wait a minute!
Saffet, what are you doing in there?
What people do in bathrooms.
Saffet, take your time.
But dont squeeze too hard.
You might burst a blood vessel.
Thats how we lost Huriyes son-in-law.
He died taking a shit.
Welcome, Hodja.
The living room is over there.
Greetings.
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
My condolences.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
My condolences.
Condolences?
Us?
Pick those up.
Whos playing games here?
Hodja, our father died.
Were too full of grief
to know what were doing.
Tulin, what have you done?
We didnt have a service yesterday.
I thought while we were all here...
Uncle's out of the bathroom.
Its free for ablutions.
Ablutions for these two?
What happened? Did the messiah
come while I was in there?
Weve prayed before.
But weve never robbed a grave.
It will be something new.
Or will it be the same as before?
Run!
The night is long.
Stay loose.
Ill pull it off. Leave it to me.
Just relax.
I am relaxed. You should relax.
Whats going on?
What do you mean?
Hanging to the left.
Is that how you want it?
Stop mouthing off.
We talked about this.
Ill give you more.
Youre blurting it straight out.
Thats daring of you.
Selim, youre doing it for money.
Not for free.
Just think of the money.
Youll never get a chance like this.
I dont want it. It's going too far.
Some things really are
more important than money.
Now I see thats true.
What a maniac.
Hes trying to get a bigger cut.
Im not falling for that.
SAMANDIRA CEMETERY
Having fun?
Anyone else want to drive?
Oh! Hang on.
Whats going on?
Who are they?
Whered they come from?
Are there armed guards at night?
Wed better go back.
Go back? This was your plan!
If theyre armed, so be it.
Friends, those armed guys are people...
just like you and me.
Were going in there tonight.
Theres no other way.
Quiet!
Good evening.
Anything wrong?
Buddy, mind your own business.
This is my business.
Im the cemetery guard.
Who are you?
We dont need you tonight, sweetie.
Were guarding the cemetery.
Got a problem with that?
You cant do that.
Its against the rules.
Private security
requires written permission.
Once thats done,
you need to sign the guard duty sheet.
Are you going to shut up,
or am I going to shut you up?
Dont get the wrong idea,
but Im packing, too.
Isnt that the guard from this morning?
Its getting crowded over there.
We should leave.
No way.
Lets try our chances.
At worst, they chase us.
-Its not like well end up dead.
-Lets go.
We could end up dead!
Run, run!
Did you come back for me?
Thats what brothers do, right?
If not, tell me.
My backs killing me!
Are you okay, bro?
Are you?
Im fine. Im fine, brother.
Who the hell are you?
Put your hands up!
Come here, quickly!
Okay, okay.
Its not visiting hours.
Come here!
The boss doesnt want witnesses.
Whats the problem?
Ill pray at home.
And my phones not working.
Hey!
Whyd you shoot me?
I was going to pray for the departed.
Help me!
Theyre really shooting!
Hey! Put down your gun.
We can talk it over.
Violence isnt the answer.
Talking solves nothing. Bastards!
"Violence isnt the answer."
Youre better than that.
Do you want me to die?
Hes right.
One down. Come on!
I shot him down!
I really did.
Why do you keep moving?
Youre losing blood.
What are we going to do?
We cant leave them here.
Someone will see.
Were digging a grave anyway.
Well bury them in it.
You cant do that.
For burials, you need a permit
from the council.
Then you can do it.
Im alive.
You cant bury me alive.
Put me out of my misery.
Or... Or...
you could take us to the hospital.
Right?
Right. No need to die.
I cant go to the hospital.
I cant leave my post.
Shut up!
Your officiousness
is what caused all this.
Screw you and your rules!
Ill make a tourniquet.
You dig the grave.
Then well take them to hospital.
Get Uncle and come.
Get the shovels and picks!
If youd agreed to my proposal,
none of this would have happened.
Its my brothers.
I staunched the bleeding.
Theyre in the bus.
Weve got to drop them off.
What are you doing here?
Youre bleeding.
Go die in the bus!
I mean, wait there.
I wanted to help.
Give me an axe.
Ill dive in.
Hes like a virus.
You cant get rid of him.
Hes fighting to the last drop of blood.
You hear that?
Out of the way.
-Its jammed.
-Hang on.
-Hang on.
-Get back.
Leave it! Ill open it.
Leave it.
Its all over, huh?
Youre holding the code, huh?
Shut up.
Im already excited.
My legs are shaking.
Has anyone got some candy?
Its not clear.
Its written in watercolor or something.
Get away!
I cant see it.
What does it say?
Whats written there?
What does it say?
Hold it to the light, Mom.
-Like this?
-Yes.
Eight.
Then 6.
Screw you, Selim!
What have you done, Uncle?
Whyd you swallow the code?
Whyd you do that?
He hasnt got an answer.
Just look at that face!
The bastards jealous!
He doesnt have a share!
I kicked him once.
He must be getting revenge.
What are we going to do?
The codes in his guts.
Give me the shovel.
Ill dig it out of his belly.
Stop! What are you doing?
Hes already wounded.
Hes got an explanation.
Otherwise, hed have run away.
Give me a hand.
She gave him the idea to run.
Is she really my daughter?
Get away from me.
He lost a lot of blood.
Its normal to faint.
But he really ran.
Lets carry him away
before anyone comes.
Well find a way to get the code.
-Grab him there.
-Come on.
Hold tight!
102 301
Hello?
The first digit is 8, the second is 6.
Start with them.
ADITI HOSPITAL
You cant do that.
This isnt an emergency.
A GP should examine us first.
Then we sign in and are admitted.
There are rules!
Were treating him.
As if he deserves it.
I cant get him conscious.
Stop being so stubborn.
Lets slit his belly
and get the code.
Then well take him to the hospital.
Hell live.
Ive done it before.
Hes lost a lot of blood.
Hell die.
Hell live.
If he dies,
Ill look after his children.
Ill put them through school.
Ill marry his wife.
Ill change his parents diapers.
Ill do whatever you want.
But lets get that code
out of his guts.
Let Erdal do it!
Brother, are you okay?
This isnt like you.
Hes a bad influence.
I almost followed him to Hell.
Do you know why?
This monster kept winking at me.
It pissed me off.
Have you all lost your minds?
Lost them completely?
Get up, daughter.
Listen, Niyazi,
join us when youre ready.
Get going.
Niyazi, tough times call for
tough decisions.
We cant slice him up.
Dont be ridiculous.
Im still human. I cant do that.
Beloved son.
What happened to you?
What happened, darling?
Snap out of it! Beast!
Weve got to get that code!
You went to med school.
Is there no way?
Well take our chances.
Thats what I want to hear.
Well give it a try.
Well give him kerosene
to make him vomit.
Or give him an enema.
That code will come out.
Couldnt we get the hospital
to pump his stomach?
Without consent,
the hospital cant do a thing.
He wont agree.
And well have freed him.
How many hours are left?
We should have agreed to the terms.
Id own a department store now.
But...
if we get an endoscopy machine,
I can do it here.
Its a high-tech device.
Nearly impossible to find.
Never mind.
Forget about it.
Are you saying
that if we get that machine
youll be able to do it?
-Ill get it.
-Listen.
We need some equipment.
-Well find it, right?
-Ill get it.
Can you get an endoscopy machine?
Ill get it.
Do you know what it is?
No.
There's a million dollars on the line.
Weve got no other choice.
Lets stick to Plan A.
Before you get the machine,
find me an enema kit
and some kerosene.
Well need them. Okay?
Okay. Lets go.
Sit down.
They call that a squat.
Selim and Tulin should come with us.
If just the two of us go,
you might try to get rid of us.
Its like a down payment.
If you try something funny,
theyll be hostages.
Our beggars.
Shes coming. Keep calm.
What are you doing? Get going!
2 HOURS LATER
Is this it?
It sure is.
But how...
We found one in 15 minutes.
But it was old.
The warranty was expired.
This ones got a two-year guarantee.
It can be exchanged.
Who gives a shit!
Tulin, where are you?
Were coming, Mom.
What about the kerosene and enema?
Got them, too.
We looked for them first.
Where are they?
Does Tulin have them.
No. Fool!
Are you stupid?
We found them first,
and used them to get the machine.
Used them?
What did you burn with the kerosene?
Tell me nobody got hurt.
And the enema?
Whered you use it?
We saw... such horrors.
Things...
you cant imagine.
Some guy... begged us to kill him.
Then he laughed...
Im... Im... Im going to throw up.
The things Ive seen.
If only you knew.
I think Im going to be sick.
Thats the thanks we get.
Was this guy there?
I cant reach him. His phone's off.
Maybe hes in a tunnel.
Isnt that the guy you shot?
Let me see.
Yes, thats him.
This foreign guy
pumped him full of bullets.
I followed orders.
"Dont let anyone in the cemetery."
Thats not true.
Its also our duty
to help and inform visitors.
We come in the morning.
We give them information.
Did we print these brochures for nothing?
Why did you shoot him?
Maam, youre not wearing
disposable shoe covers.
Were in a hospital.
There are germs everywhere.
See that display behind you?
Number three. There are rules.
Did he say where he was going?
-No.
-No.
I heard them.
I was next to them.
They were making a plan.
I heard every detail.
But I wont tell you.
They werent talking to me.
I overhead.
It would be a violation of privacy.
Like snitching.
It would break the moral code
holding society together.
A bus.
They got on a bus.
One of them was driving.
There it is.
Its getting closer.
Got it!
The traitor opened his eyes!
What do you mean?
Theres a tube in his mouth.
When you got the code,
he opened his eyes.
Are you crazy?
Those pills would knock out a horse.
You stopped us so
youd get the money, right?
Traitor! Talk!
You conspired, right?
Talk, or Ill strangle you!
Youre making me crazy!
See that tube?
What do you think Im doing?
Hes unconscious.
I extracted three bullets.
It was a muscle twitch.
Hes out cold.
He cant open his eyes!
What do you mean?
Hes crying.
See those tears?
Are you sure hes out cold?
What? I dont get it.
His body is asleep.
But his soul is at battle.
Whod stoop that low for money?
Everyone.
I dont blame him. Id do worse.
Way to go!
Give it to me.
Ill swallow it!
Run. Were going.
Go, go!
Run, run!
Niyazi, are we leaving Uncle?
Who gives a shit about him?
Come on. We found it!
You go.
Im taking Uncle to hospital.
Take pity.
Tulin, are you out of your mind?
Youll miss out on the inheritance.
Is he worth it?
Why would that happen?
Youll give me my share.
Youre not that much like Dad.
Whats the code?
We should have looked.
So you could tell you
your man at the safe?
Forget about it.
I saw you phoning him.
-Thats a lie!
-Go on.
Go on.
860 289
Out of the way! Useless.
We found the code.
You found it? Praise God.
860 289.
Did I read it right? Check it.
Its blurred.
Exactly.
860 289.
What kind of luck!
ACCESS DENIED
What a relief!
I mean...
Mom, enter it backwards.
Then it will work.
Tell me.
9 8 2 0 6 8.
ACCESS DENIED
Whats going on?
We found the code.
What else can we do?
Please check it again.
Do you see anything different?
Here.
My blood sugar's dropped.
I've broken out in a cold sweat.
If that door doesnt open,
Ill die on the spot.
The numbers are right.
Its smeared, but thats right.
Youre supposed to be smart!
You wanted the machine?
I got it!
You solved everything else,
so solve this, too!
What did I do to you?
Why are you choking me?
I didnt solve anything.
The others did.
Im an idiot, too. A real idiot.
Tulin solved everything.
Tulin.
Thats right.
Mom?
Lets call Tulin.
She solved everything.
Shell solve this, too.
Lets find Tulin.
Yes, Mom?
The codes wrong?
God is great.
They couldnt open it.
The patients in shock.
We must operate!
Your brothers sending
a photo of the code.
860 289.
Whats going on?
Is it your school number?
What should we do?
Should we add your birthdate
and divide by five?
Should we form a triangle?
What?
How would I know?
If you dont, who will?
Solve this like you solved the cemetery.
Mom, that was luck.
You can do it.
Hey, dont bury me next to him.
Find me a different grave.
Dont say that. Calm down.
Let me think. Well solve it.
You say you can do it.
Thats my girl.
Theng you.
"Theng?"
Is it tenk, or tank?
Youre trying to say "thank."
Ive never done it before.
This is the first time
Ive thonked someone.
My mouth wont say it.
Lets find that code. Enough already!
860 something, right?
Excuse me. Whats written here?
860 289.
The difference between
what humans think they see
and what they actually see...
Dad really was searching for himself.
He was color blind, too.
ACCESS AUTHORIZED
What?
Huh? Its opening.
-Out of the way!
-Out of the way!
Way to go!
Open up!
Thats it.
We got it!
Whats this?
The safe is empty.
Screw this world!
Mom, your hairs gone white.
Youve aged all of a sudden.
My left arms tingling.
I think its a heart attack.
Hes going to kill us all.
But we opened the safe.
Maybe theyll give us
what was first offered.
Lets go see the lawyer.
Shes with Uncle in the hospital.
Come on, quick!
Run!
Run!
If you were searching for yourself,
it cant be Tulin.
You can fool everyone.
But not me.
There must be a clue.
There must be.
You didnt wear a wedding ring.
Youre allergic to gold.
Just like me.
"They say, beauty is on the inside.
I say, fuck whoever says that."
The safe is made of gold.
Congratulations!
I knew youd do it.
I can rest in peace now.
Youll continue where I left off.
Its me you were searching for.
Why are you surprised?
Youre the same as me, Niyazi.
You used your siblings.
Youre merciless.
Like me.
Youre greedy.
Like me.
Now, listen carefully.
If you want to surpass me,
heres some golden advice.
Dont get anyones blessing!
Just take what you want!
Take what you can, and never give!
If you must help someone,
do it in secret.
If they think youre good-hearted,
theyll want your money!
Use an iron fist.
Make them fear you!
Go to the devil, they say.
The devil doesnt bother with the poor!
Be like me, Niyazi.
Id rather die.
Erect a huge statue to me.
Have it put on a busy street.
In Bakirky, Kadiky or Besiktas.
Replace the bull statue in Kadiky
with my statue.
Let them see what a real bull is.
Park on the sidewalk. Cut in line.
Pay minimum wage.
Dont pay social benefits.
Cheat in games. Hire a snoop.
Place bets. Theres a lot of
money in gambling.
Troll women on Twitter.
Watch pirated copies of movies.
Download them from Torrent.
Be like me, Niyazi.
Be just like me. Be just like me...
2 YEARS LATER
These properties appreciated
30% in two years.
Invest in property.
Dont, Madame.
I suggest a triple interest system.
Interest rates are high, Madame.
I propose a bundled package.
Foreign currency, bonds and stocks.
The decision is yours, Madame.
The best financial advisors in the country
have failed to persuade me.
I think the best...
is gold.
It keeps going up.
Im making money where I sit.
Whys it so empty here?
Uncle Saffet.
Uncle Saffet.
The sales report shows
weve had a record month
even though the mall is empty.
Youve sold everything.
Supervisor, I got ambitious.
But why?
I donated air conditioners
to all the local paupers.
None of them come to the mall.
Theyre sitting at home, cool.
Ive collapsed capitalism,
but I cant control you.
Im your uncle. Dont upset me.
And your brothers wont
answer my calls.
Are the rumors true?
Is there another safe somewhere?
Is there?
To leave my daughter alone,
Ill give you 50,000.
Im not biting. I dont need it.
Moneys dirty. Dont you know that?
Shame on you.
Well, then...
I apologize. I got you all wrong.
Right.
Are your intentions serious?
You really dont get it.
Im saying 50,000 isnt enough.
Im not poor anymore.
Ill settle for 300,000. No bargaining.
Be glad Im now doing this as a hobby.
Hand it over. Im in a hurry.
Drop me off as we pass the cemetery.
The vulgar bastard.
He brought that chunk of gold
wrapped in newspaper.
-He should have used a box.
-Youre going senile.
He has no right to be rich.
He has the right to be poor.
God, you know best.
God, make him poor.
Well be poor, too.
Thats all I ask of you. Bye-bye.
Take care.
How do prayers end?
-Amen.
-Amen.
Dear Mother.
My beloved.
My rose. My precious.
How cruel.
Fate separated us.
Never did I see your face--
This isnt working.
I cant do it.
I cant cry.
I dont feel anything.
We never had a mother-son moment.
Thats the wrong Husniye.
Yours is two gravestones down.
Im five minutes late
and I find him weeping
in front of the wrong Husniye.
Now, thats more like it.
Dear Mother.
My beloved.
My rose. My precious.
How cruel. Fate separated us.
Never did I see your face--
Nope. Its not happening.
I dont feel anything.
Without a mother-son moment,
theres nothing.
You did what you could.
Dont be upset.
Erdal, forgive me.
I had no idea surgery
had advanced that much.
Its funny.
Cant they do anything for your voice?
They can, but I ran out of money.
Now Im handsome,
but Im still poor.
Erdal, stop following us around.
Theres no second safe!
Its just a rumor.
You dont get it!
So be it.
Im still hanging out with you.
You'll buy me food, so I dont go hungry.
Come on.
He thinks being better-looking
makes him funnier.
It doesnt work.
Erdal, if theres another safe,
lets get you Turkish lessons.
Get him Cypriot lessons.
Kissing a grave?
Its not hygienic.
Show some self-respect,
and respect for the dead.
This is wrong.
A grave shouldnt open when rubbed.
Its against the rules.
I need to write this up.