Big Shark (2023) Movie Script

[fanfare music playing]
[sirens wailing]
Denise Holly here
with Channel 2 Action News
reporting in Chalmette
at this blazing house fire.
As you can see, firefighters
are working diligently
to put out the blaze.
Earlier we had reports
that there were three children
in the house.
PATRICK:
Come on, guys, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
TIM: Georgie! Go right!
Patrick follow me, come on!
PATRICK: Sweep this!
I got one!
- Come on!
- Oh, yeah!
Come on, I got one, guys!
I got it!
DENISE: All this fire
you can actually hear
the mother screaming.
I just see her
run out of the way.
My babies! They're inside!
The fire!
They're too young to die!
God please, me help me!
Excuse me, this is your kid?
- Benjamin!
- Yeah, here you go!
This is my baby!
All right, do you have
another kid inside?
- Yes! Elizabeth!
- Okay.
- He's still inside! Come on!
- Okay, let's go!
- Come on!
- [woman crying]
[door cracking]
Tim! Get in here hurry!
The girl's in here.
I think this wall's gonna give!
Come on, Tim!
TIM: Where? Where's the kid?
Right back there!
Come on!
Come on!
Hurry up, Tim!
Get her out of here!
I can't hold him!
Come on!
TIM: I got her! I got her!
- Hang tight!
- I know!
Come on, after me!
Get her out of here!
[crashing]
- Here.
- Oh, my God, my baby.
Oh, my God!
TIM:
Georgie's still inside!
PATRICK: Okay.
[dramatic music playing]
TIM: Oh, Georgie!
- Come on, Georgie!
- Come on!
Let's go! Let's grab him.
Let's go!
We gotta get out of here!
- Let's go!
- All right!
TIM: About to collapse!
PATRICK: Okay!
[grunting]
We got you!
Come on! Come on!
- Come on!
- GEORGIE: Guys...
PATRICK: Go down. Up, up...
TIM: Let's go!
But as you see, this fire
is still blazing.
We're unsure
of the causes of this fire.
- Uh, Captain Joe, excuse me.
- Yes.
Captain Joe,
can you please confirm
that there were only two
children inside of the house?
That's correct,
there was two children
both of them were
rescued successfully.
Georgie, our other fireman
that was in there,
is injured but
he'll recoup shortly
and he'll be back to 100%
so, they are heroes
in my book so...
Absolutely. Heroes.
These courageous firefighters
put their lives
on the line tonight
to save these children.
The causes of this fire
are unknown
but as we find more information
we will keep you posted
and what could have been
a tragedy tonight in Chalmette
has been triumph.
Back to you, Roger.
[orchestral music playing]
[roaring]
[cheering and applause]
All right!
Let's see our heroes up here!
Georgie Locker!
- [crowd cheering]
- All right, man.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you, thank you.
Tim O'Leary!
Come on here, man.
That's him!
That's my boyfriend!
My boyfriend.
Go, Tim!
[cheering and applause]
And Patrick Arene!
Patrick, I love you my baby!
[cheering and applause]
That's my man!
That's my man!
[laughing]
Thank you, Patrick,
for your services,
I appreciate it.
[cheering and applause]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for our heroes!
[cheering and applause]
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
[cheering continues]
Good job, man.
These three men
from the Ponchatoula
Fire Department
not only have they given their
service as firefighters,
on their free time,
they dedicate themselves
to volunteering in the community
and that has not gone
unnoticed by us, guys.
Thank you very much, guys.
I appreciate it.
[cheering and applause]
On October 25th
these guys went out to a house
that was on fire,
went into almost certain death.
So instead of tonight
mourning the loss
of two beautiful babies
we're gonna celebrate
these three heroes,
let's give it up for our guys!
[cheering and applause]
Thanks a lot.
[cheering and applause]
[cheering and applause]
Thank you for your service,
man, I appreciate it.
Thanks I appreciate it.
Thank you for your service.
You're a good friend.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
[cheering and applause]
All right, how about
a word from our heroes?
Come on, Georgie,
give us a word, man!
Um, okay...
Um, first and foremost
I just want to say
it's an absolute honor
to serve this community
and, um, I intend to do so
until I die.
I just want to thank you all
for honoring us tonight,
you know?
It was, um, a really
intense moment
and I really appreciate
these two right here.
I think um...
I mean, they saved my life.
Let's give it up
for them, right?
[cheering and applause]
[clears throat]
Hey, yeah.
So, uh, thank you guys so much.
I'm not used to this
sort of thing but uh...
Speaking in front of so many
people or anything but, um,
[clears throat]
Well, uh, yeah we don't... we...
We didn't sign up
to be firefighters
to be called heroes or...
We did this because we...
Well, we enjoy teamwork
and that's what it takes to uh
have a mission like what we did.
Uh, I also see this audience
and I look around and I see
heroes all around us.
I love being for New Orleans.
[crowd cheering]
I wouldn't want to serve
this community with anybody else
I love, rather
than Georgie, Patrick
and, uh, we do what we do
and, uh, thank you for this.
Ah... anyway, I'm not good
at this, I just uh...
Thank you, guys, I don't know.
- That's all I got to say.
- PAUL: Come on, Patrick!
[cheering and applause]
Hi, everyone.
I'm Patrick, so,
as my colleagues always say
I don't want to say
too much except...
[sighs] As you know, like...
Uh, recognition
wants recognition.
We're not for recognition,
right, Captain Joe?
Right, okay, so...
I want to officially say, um,
thank you, Georgie, and also Tim
for your hard work,
as well as Captain Joe.
Without them I will
probably not survive, so...
That was a big wall,
right, guys?
Huge wall and he hold it tight.
- Wow. I'm very proud...
- Just long enough.
Georgie I'm very proud
of you, yeah.
Thank you, guys, thank you.
[cheering and applause]
Thank you.
You did so good.
I'm great.
Tim, baby, you have such
a way with words.
- I love you.
- Good job.
- I love you, too.
- Right on. Party time!
Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, party, party!
- You did great.
- You ready?
- Let's go.
- Guys...
- Are you coming?
I got somewhere to be
but I'll be there in
a little bit, all right?
Hold it down for me, Patrick.
All right?
- Yeah.
- Now you gotta be careful.
[laughing] I'm sorry!
- Bye, buddy!
- Bye, Georgie.
- We're proud of you.
- Party time!
- Party Tim!
- Party Tim, baby!
Yeah!
- Okay, Tim...
- He's driving.
- Let's go, baby.
- All right.
- Yee-haw!
- Whoo!
Tonight was epic.
So proud of you guys.
- Thank you.
- Look at you two.
PATRICK: Yeah, I did drink...
- He's fine.
- I cannot drive my own car.
- He's fine.
- Whoo!
- All right!
- Hang on, baby.
[laughing]
TIM: Oh, shit,
look at that, guys.
PATRICK: Oh, my god,
who's this guy?
Oh, my god, they're beating
him, that's your friend?
- TIM: No.
- PATRICK: It is?
- To... Tony!
- Oh no.
Tony!
- Tony!
- Patrick, don't go.
- What the... what are you doing?
- It's okay...
- What are you doing?
- Patrick!
Patrick!
Patrick!
Why are you beating this guy?
SOPHIA: They always do that.
Hey, guys!
Do you want a beer?
Huh?
Patrick, Patrick,
this is my friend Tony.
Oh, hi, Tony.
How are you doing?
I'll stay on his good side.
- Hi, Patrick.
- Wow.
Hey, man, look, we just saw
two cops up the street.
Yeah, we did.
TIM: It's not my business
but you gotta let this guy go.
Tony, you know I'm good for it.
Please, I pay you back
next week.
- Get up!
- Tony, Tony you want a beer?
Oh, thanks Patrick.
PATRICK: Okay.
You'll spit out
my money next week.
Wow.
What a douche bag!
[laughing]
[laughing]
Oh, look at that!
[laughing]
You gotta be... you gotta
be careful out here, man.
You're a professional boxer.
You can't just...
rough up everybody.
Nice to meet you, Tony.
Nice to meet you...
Oh, what a grip you have, man.
- Strong. Yeah.
- He's a great fighter.
[men chattering]
Come on, guys, let's go.
Patrick, you've been
drinking too much.
- Let's go.
- All right.
- Oh.
- See ya.
[laughing]
TIM: I knew you were
gonna pull it up.
PATRICK: All right.
You said we were gonna party.
The night is young, let's go.
TIM: Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you missed us, huh?
- All this drama.
- Yeah, of course we missed you.
- Oh, baby.
- All right let's party.
- Yeah.
- Come on, get those
sweet cheeks in the car, Patty.
PATRICK: Let's party.
Party time.
- Let's party.
- Whoo.
TIM: Hold on tight.
SOPHIA: You two are too much.
[laughing]
TIM: I'm excited for this party.
PATRICK:
Did you like that, sweetie?
Do you like the party?
Oh, my god,
I had a great time, Patrick.
I'm so proud of you, boys.
TIM: Oh, we're just
doing our job.
- Don't be so modest, baby.
- I'm gonna help her.
Oh. You're right.
- Come on, I'm here.
- We did it.
We did a pretty good job.
- You did a great job.
- All right.
Did you like it?
TIM:
No, we did a damn good job.
PATRICK: Yes, we did.
We did a great job.
We did awesome job.
- SOPHIA: Okay!
- PATRICK: Awesome job.
SOPHIA: Okay, boys.
[dance music playing]
[dance music playing]
[indistinct chattering]
[laughing]
[dance music playing]
Whoo!
[dance music playing]
- [gagging]
- [laughing]
[dance music playing]
Whoo!
[indistinct chatter]
[dance music playing]
Aah!
[laughing]
Hey!
- Wow.
- Tim...
[dance music playing]
[dance music playing]
- You're just a bitch, you know?
- Wow! Wow!
[dance music playing]
That's crazy! What are
you guys fighting about?
Seriously!
[overlapping dialogue]
[dance music playing]
[dance music playing]
[indistinct dialogue]
[dance music playing]
[dance music playing]
[dance music playing]
Get in the gear, head
to 123 Chalmette Drive.
Yes, sir!
[siren wailing]
How you feeling, Patrick?
TIM: Ready?
We leave at first thing.
[siren wailing]
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
[fire crackling]
[siren wailing]
Only fire,
we've got business up.
Oh, my god, look at this one!
- Look at it!
- That's a big one.
Hey, are you okay?
- Is anyone in there?
- Hey!
- Come on, let's go.
- Help is coming!
[siren wailing]
God! Dude!
[water running]
[sighs]
Hey, all the hot water's gone.
What's going on, dude?
Chill out, bro, it's fine.
You don't gotta go anywhere.
I got a date tonight, all right?
I'm just taking a shower, man.
Oh, yeah, you're
so disrespectful, man.
God! Come on!
Tim, are you okay?
What?
No, I'm not okay.
What's going on there?
- What's going on?
- PATRICK: Yes.
Just like usual.
Doesn't care,
doesn't respect any of us.
[water splashing]
Georgie has no respect
for any of us.
Tim, we are trying
to rest in peace.
Hey, I heard what you're
trying to do over there.
I know you're not resting.
Honey.
[water running]
TIM: Hey, you've been
like two hours.
Take two-hour showers.
TIM: Goodness gracious, man.
That's them, it's you,
all hours of the night.
Any girl, whatever,
taking the hot water,
waking this up in the morning,
coming in drunk.
Look, I'm gonna go
and finish my shave
and shower in the cold
water damn it.
Have fun. Good luck.
PATRICK: Tim, are you okay?
- All right, Sophia.
- SOPHIA: Born this way.
So what kind of car
do you like Sophia?
Um, I love a Mercedes.
Mercedes, that's your favorite?
It's probably my favorite, yeah.
- Pardon me?
- It's my favorite.
It's a sexy car,
well-built, strong.
Mm-hmm.
What is your dream car?
Like you want it
besides that one?
Oh, I want a G-Wagon.
A G-Wagon.
Well I think the Mercedes
was my favorite one.
It was so nice.
And your favorite?
- That's your favorite?
- Yeah.
It's like a Jeep but more boxy.
I know what a Jeep is.
It's kind of like
a milk truck but...
Okay, okay, got it.
So the Jeep wagon could...
How many...?
Not Jeep wagon. G-Wagon.
- Oh, G as in...
- G.
- G like a George.
- Gangster.
Yes, G as in George.
G as in gangster.
Got it. Got it.
It's not a Jeep like a John.
Okay, cool so...
How many people can sit in it?
Four or five?
It's like a normal car.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five people.
So why is so important
for you to have G-Wagon?
You just said my dream car.
It's not that important,
clearly.
- I drive a Corolla.
- What color?
I would like...
Honey, I just bought you
this car.
- You try this car for...
- Baby, you're driving it.
Yeah, because it's our car.
Let's put it this way.
It's your car,
I'm in one of you cars.
No, it's ours.
It's mine and yours.
Fifty-fifty.
- Let's go check it out.
- Yeah, all right.
We're right here.
That's the place.
[birds chirping]
Wow.
Beautiful.
I love you...
So, are you ready for fishing?
I'm so ready.
I was born ready.
Do you think we can...
We can get one?
- Oh, yeah.
- Are you sure?
We better get several, baby.
[laughing]
Sure!
All right, we got it.
- Yeah, come on.
- Do you need help, honey?
Yeah, you smile today, good.
You smell good.
The smile great and everything.
Oh, my god,
you wouldn't believe
what I just saw.
A big shark.
Wow! A huge shark!
Don't try to distract me.
This is the Mississippi River.
No chance for a shark.
Yeah, it will swallow you
in a second.
You watch.
Stop this nonsense.
You don't know anything
about sharks.
Do you have a delusional mind?
They can't exist here.
For god's sake.
You start your fight again?
- You don't love me.
- Oh...
That's why you don't believe me.
I saw a big shark. Period!
[screaming]
- Oh, God...
- [screaming]
[screaming]
Okay, maybe you did see it.
[screaming]
Maybe you even saw it
in your dreams.
Okay, listen.
Maybe I believe you
just a little bit.
[laughing]
[chuckles]
Okay, okay.
Oh, I caught something.
- You caught something?
- Yeah, I caught something.
Oh, my gosh, it's huge.
Reel it in, baby.
Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
- It's an apple.
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- [chuckles]
Wow.
I caught it, look.
- Look how big he is!
- Yeah.
[laughing]
- Wow.
- Wow.
- This is dinner.
- Dinner, baby.
- [laughing]
- Woo.
- Woo!
- Woo!
Sophia
Sophia
I love you so
Sophia
[loudly]
Sophia
I love you
Whoo-hoo
SOPHIA: Did you study opera?
No, but my voice is that great.
- [laughing]
- You should know.
You're my Sophia.
You should know.
- It was a great day today, huh?
- It's wonderful.
Oh, darling, you're so good.
Sophia, Sophia
I love you so
Sophia, Sophia
- You're ready to go home?
- I'm ready.
I need to tell
the guys about this.
No, you don't. Don't tell them.
They won't believe you.
Honey, stop
with the shark nonsense.
No more shark talk, okay?
There are no sharks in
New Orleans. They don't exist.
- They will.
- They don't.
No, they will believe me.
Oh, Oh, no, they won't.
They will. Ha-ha.
Honey.
We have a shark in your wallet.
Sophia, my girl
Can I kiss you now or later?
Later.
Okay, it's on the schedule.
On the schedule, baby.
Okay, let's go.
- [laughing]
- Sophia, Sophia
I love you so
Sophia
[humming]
- Hi, honey.
- Hey, honey.
How is cooking going?
Ah, that culinary class
really made all the difference.
Ooh...
Hope you like it seasoned.
Oh, I love it.
Wow, this look great.
SOPHIA: Looks so good.
Should we invite Tim?
I mean, I'm cooking for them.
Yeah, absolutely.
We'll invite them in.
Make my signature fish.
[coughing]
Oh, the peppers got me.
- [laughing]
- Honey...
- [laughing]
- You're drinking wine.
He should be in any minute, so...
Should we drink in some, too?
Oh, they're here, too.
Charlotte!
- Hi, guys!
- Hey!
- How you doing?
- Oh, wow.
SOPHIA:
Where have you guys been?
- PATRICK: Wow.
- We went dancing.
SOPHIA: Dancing.
You get dancing, I get fish.
- PATRICK: Yeah.
- But it looks like went well.
PATRICK: She's cooking.
Look at that.
Looks like a successful
fishing trip.
You caught some fish,
huh, Sophia?
I... I caught it.
- SOPHIA: He did.
- I'm very proud.
- TIM: You sure?
- He's not pulling your tail.
Oh, I really believe that.
PATRICK: I did.
The big one, too.
- Never caught one with us.
- Yeah.
TIM: You never caught
a fish with us.
Now I did.
TIM: That's pretty...
Those are big.
Yeah, very big.
So I love it.
You guys want some?
- I would love some.
- Yeah.
TIM: Let's have
some wine first.
- Guys wanted some wine?
- Oh, absolutely.
PATRICK: Oh, day, oh, day.
It was good.
We had a good time.
We had a nice day. Yeah.
We were dancing.
TIM: Looks like you had
a lot of fun, too.
SOPHIA: I need a little bit
more bit more, honey.
- Yes.
- A little.
- There you go.
- Thank...
- Cheers!
- Cheers, guys!
Here's to the big catch.
- Way to go, Patrick.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
Big fisherman now,
I didn't even know.
PATRICK: So Sophia,
tell her. Yeah?
- SOPHIA: Wait, wait.
- What else happened there?
He thinks he saw a shark
in the Mississippi River.
It's impossible.
PATRICK: It was there,
I saved your life.
Let's face it.
- [laughing]
- Honey, there wasn't even
a ripple in the water.
You're making things up.
It was more than a ripple...
That it was a 35-foot shark,
which is impossible.
- That was 35.
- No way.
- 35 inches?
SOPHIA: He says he saw
a 35-foot shark.
I saw what I saw.
35 feet, not inches.
- [clattering]
- [laughing]
CHARLOTTE: I get it right.
I think it was inches.
I saw what you showed
in your hands, yeah.
"Oh, it's a big one."
- This is 35 inches, Patrick.
- That's our Patrick, my boy.
You have a delusional mind,
honey.
He has a delusional mind.
You're gonna have
to explain this more.
What are you talking about?
I mean, we're literally
in the boat.
And then he's like...
[screaming] Sophia!
And then I look
and there was nothing.
That's our Patrick, my boy.
[laughing]
Anyway, guys, if you want to sit
down, whatever you want to do.
So we'll be ready
for a few minutes.
- Okay.
- Grab a seat.
You wouldn't believe
what happened?
What happened?
It's like a Disney movie.
I saw a huge shark.
While with
my beautiful girl Sophia.
Sophia.
You're so full of it, man.
You said you were
in the Mississippi River.
There's no sharks
in the Mississippi.
I saw what I saw, okay?
I saw what I saw.
Okay, whoa, let's talk about it.
Let me hear more.
- A huge shark.
- Come on.
What's huge?
How big? How long?
- 35-footer.
- Oh, my god.
- 35 feet.
- 35 feet.
You're pulling our leg, man.
I know what I'm talking about.
You don't know what
you're talking about.
You're saying a 35-foot shark...
In the Mississippi River.
Be real with us.
I know what I'm talking about.
No, you don't know
what you're talking about.
Okay.
Okay, you know what?
- We believe you.
- We believe you.
- Yeah.
- That's right.
In fact, I was thinking of
that treasure map we were
talking about the other day?
Okay, here we go.
- [laughing]
- Yeah, I'm serious.
I... I'm telling you,
we follow the map,
we get the treasure.
We're rich.
That's your plan.
He doesn't have that plan.
- Yeah.
- You don't have that plan.
I have a plan.
Your BS as usual, Tim.
Okay, you know what?
I think I'm digging
this treasure idea
over a 35-foot shark...
- Exactly.
So, I mean...
I can go for a new car.
- What?
- Let's do it.
You know, what?
Maybe he's right.
Let's go for treasure.
- [cheering]
- [splashing]
PATRICK: What happened here?
Look.
Oh, shit.
Wow. Where's
this coming from?
Is that... is that from
a storm or something?
No, it's not coming
from a storm.
Do you see rain in the sky?
- I don't know.
- It doesn't rain right now.
Come on, man.
My boots are wet.
- Let's go.
- Let's get to your truck.
- It's right there.
- Let's go.
- Hurry up!
- It's going through it.
[laughing]
I know this great
hat shop on Royal Street.
It's actually
right around the corner.
Well, right there.
You have such
a good memory, Sophia.
Oh, my God. I have to tell you
what happened last night.
Patrick and I
got in the biggest fight.
It was huge.
And Tim was there.
Did Tim tell you
anything about it?
No, I didn't hear anything
about a fight with Patrick.
What happened between me
and Patrick last night
should have never happened,
but...
It did.
Tell me more, Sophia.
I don't want
to occupy your brain.
Well, my Tim has
a delusional mind.
I can't take it anymore.
He's occupying my brain.
Well, maybe you should implement
discipline with Tim
like I do Patrick.
- Maybe you're right.
- Mm-hm.
Let's go get that hat. Yeah,
Whew! Feels good in here?
- Got warm out today, didn't it?
- It did.
Wow. This is
a really nice store, Sophia.
Right?
I come in here all the time.
Did you know that Patrick is
a hat collector? He loves hats.
No, I didn't. No.
Yeah, I actually
ordered it earlier.
Hi. Picking up an order
for Sophia Orini.
MAN: Yes, I got that ready
back here for you.
SOPHIA: Perfect.
CHARLOTTE:
You guys have such great taste.
SOPHIA: Thank you.
He's gonna to love it.
Awesome.
Thank you.
There you go.
Your change.
- Thank you, Sir.
- And your hats.
CHARLOTTE:
I'm helping with these.
SOPHIA: Okay, please.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you, guys.
You have a great day.
- Bye.
- Enjoy.
Bye.
- Patrick.
- Hey!
- Sophia.
- Hi, Patrick.
Hi. How are you?
You're gonna love
what I got you, baby.
You sure are.
Oh, let me... Oh, that's cool.
- Hi, how you doing?
- Hi.
- Hey...
- Who's on schedule?
Schedule? What are you
you talking about schedule?
You guys going for ice cream?
Actually, Tim is at the...
At the ice cream place.
- Oh, he's there?
- Let's go that...
That's where we're
gonna meet him?
Yeah.
[cheering]
[festive music playing]
Hey!
MUSICIAN: Everybody!
[cheering]
[festive ragtime music playing]
Hey!
Whoa!
Wanna go for ice cream?
- Yes, you know!
- [cheering]
[music playing]
- Hey!
- [laughing]
Whoo!
Let's go.
- We're going.
- We're going.
Hey.
- SOPHIA: Yes.
- TIM: Yes, of course!
Whoo! We good.
- Hey, morning, Tony.
- How you doing?
I'm doing pretty good.
Dang, look at those knuckles.
- Life of a boxer, huh?
- Life of a boxer.
Cheers.
I, uh...
No, I told you I'd come
to your boxing match.
I really wanted to.
I know I told you I would,
but I'm...
I'm just sorry.
Couldn't make it.
That's... that happens,
it's fine.
- It's okay.
- Well, how'd it go?
Tell me about it.
Wow. You... you won't believe
what happened during the fight.
Man, I was swimming!
I'm pretty sure.
Next thing you know,
the water was rising
and it just kept rising
and it was coming.
Shark comes and just...
Murdered my opponent.
I mean, there
was blood everywhere.
Gentlemen, are you okay?
You need anything else?
Yeah, I'm probably gonna need
another beer.
Just get us both one.
- Two more?
- Yes, sir. Thank you.
- Coming right up.
- All right. Continue.
I mean...
TRAINER: Hey, you're hurt?
Get some water. Hey. Hey.
- You okay?
- Get some water.
He's okay! Get him up.
Come on.
I'm okay.
You sure you're okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Okay. I... I mean, this sounds,
I got to be honest,
it sounds hard to believe.
Hey, Tim, Are you ready to go?
Come on, Tim.
Oh, there's my ride.
Sure... you need a ride
or anything?
No, I'm... I'm good.
I'm... I'm parked
two blocks away. I'm fine.
Hi, Tony. You're invited
for big party for next week.
Totally forgot
to invite you to that.
Yeah, it's gonna be
a great party.
You know, just have a good time.
- Cheers.
- Yeah. I mean,
we might show up.
- Yeah. Be careful out there.
- Come to the party, all right?
- Tim!
Hey, Be careful out there, man.
- Tim, how you doing?
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, how you doing?
- Sorry about that.
- Come on. You ready?
- Yeah.
Hey, this is the craziest thing.
You're not gonna believe it.
TIM: Find a buried pirate
treasure?
You are BSing us right now.
- I'm not BS.
- Yes, you do.
You know, my great,
great grandfather.
That's why he's BSing.
We get it. We get it.
I come from the Lafitte lineage.
"I come from Lafitte lineage."
- Shut up.
- Bullshit!
- I mean, come on.
- It's true.
All right. Yeah.
All right. All righty.
The bar was good already.
- [overlapping chatter]
- We got it, got the picture.
- Got a windy day.
- Yeah, it is.
- Oh, man!
- Yee-haw!
Guys, I want to tell
you something.
- What is it?
- What you got?
I want to tell you
something big.
Oh, well, tell us something big.
- Very big!
- I love that...
Yeah.
When I was...
I was fishing with Sophia.
Sophia!
Whoo!
Yeah. Did you catch anything?
- Yeah.
- What?
Fish.
And guess what?
I saw a big shark.
- A what? A what?
- Huge shark. Shark.
Come on, let's go.
- All right, sure.
- Come on!
In the Mississippi River
you saw a big shark?
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm saying.
There's no sharks
in the Mississippi.
- All right.
- It is now.
You were high or drunk
or something.
No. Come on, guys.
- There's no way.
- Do you believe me now?
- Hold on. How big? How long?
- 35-foot.
[laughing]
- 35 feet?
- Yeah.
- All right, all right.
- You're pulling my leg.
- Come on, Tim, stop!
- You're pulling my leg.
You're trashed.
We need to get him home.
No, definitely...
Look, I saw what I saw.
I'm telling you.
Did Sophia see it?
- No.
- No?
- A 35-foot shark...
- How convenient.
And the person in the boat
didn't see the shark.
How she could see?
- How could she not see?
- How could she not?
There's never been
a 35-foot shark...
It was in front of me,
the shark was behind her.
Louisiana... the Mississippi
River does not have sharks.
All right, all right, all right.
We... we believe you.
Was it a catfish like this?
Aahh!
[laughing]
You have that catfish?
No, because it was 35 feet,
- It was 35 feet.
- Ah! I hunt one!
[laughing]
Tim, stop!
Aah!
I'm not gonna stop!
[laughing]
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, we believe you.
- Yeah, yeah...
- I saw it.
- Do you believe me, Tim?
- I believe you.
- Come on!
- Aw, big shark.
He saw a big one.
- All right.
- Come on, let's go.
- I think...
- Oh, look at the...
That's what I'm saying.
Look at that.
That's your girl, Georgie.
[laughing]
That looks...
That's just like his girl.
PATRICK:
That's Georgie's girl.
Old crack head.
Yeah. I just...
I didn't know
until after, all right?
When they take your pants with
the wallet and everything.
Well, at least I stopped her.
Okay?
- I'm part.
- Oh, yeah. I believe that.
Guys. Come on.
Hey, Tim, come on!
- What?
- Tim.
- What?
- Tim, come on.
- What?
- Did you...?
Georgie, did you...?
Do you believe me?
- Come on, Tim!
- I told you, I believe you.
We both believe you.
But you know why?
Right. But I...
[stammering]
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for my Jeep.
It's right there, man.
Canal Street.
I didn't park over there.
Where did I park?
- I think you are over here.
- No, you parked right there.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
Why would I park on Canal
when I went to Lafitte?
'Cause there was an open spot.
- A little walk.
- Yeah.
'Cause everything was full.
I remember everything
being full,
- [laughing]
- but I can't remember where...
[rushing]
PATRICK:
Whoa! Look at this water!
- Where did it come from?
- Oh, my God.
Come on.
Oh, it's rising.
- Come on.
- Oh, we gotta...
Come on, guys,
- Oh, it's getting deeper!
- Oh, man.
- Heads up, heavy duty.
- Hurry up!
- All right...
- It's flooding out of nowhere!
Okay, guys, come on.
[Patrick groaning]
[intense music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
I need something
to occupy my brain.
REPORTER: Reporting live where
we've lost the penguin
[sighs]
miraculously...
I feel I'm sick today.
I mean, right now it's just...
I don't feel good.
REPORTER: We can't explain it.
- Oh...
- Have a beer.
REPORTER: We have no idea what's
going on. Sewage and water...
Will make you feel better.
Come on, have another beer.
'Cause usually they're
found in the South Pole.
- What a chicken.
- Where they're
wet.
Who am I?
It appears, where penguins...
Who are these people?
What's going on here?
Huh? Who are you?
Patrick. What? What...?
Snap out of it, man.
- Who are you?
- with the penguins...
- I'm Tim.
- Who?
Tim.
Oh...
- Tim. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Best friend, roommate.
- Mm-hm.
You need some sleep, buddy.
Something this relevant
to New Orleans...
Go back there, I bet Sophie
is waiting for you, all pretty.
[groans] Oh, man.
I'm sick.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Get some rest, buddy.
REPORTER: Penguins are usually
found in the South Pole.
But they're eaten
by polar bears.
Is that what you wanted?
Good evening, everyone.
This is Dan Lansing
with Channel 2 News.
We just got a new reports
of a big shark
that has been terrorizing
the city of New Orleans.
Now right now we have
Stephanie on the ground.
Stephanie, can you hear us?
Yes, Leo.
Yes, I can hear you.
Fantastic. We're gonna turn
things over to you.
This is Stephanie Miller
with Channel 4 News.
We're here in the French Quarter
on Canal Street
where people are telling us
that they have been seeing
a big shark just a couple
streets away from here.
Guys, this is such a dangerous
and eerie situation.
- No way. No way.
- It's important that you
do not come outside
for any reason.
- No freaking way.
- Stay indoors, lock your doors.
- Patrick!
- Lock your doors.
With that being said,
this is a dangerous situation
and I have got to go, Leo.
Live, Stephanie Miller,
Channel 4 News.
LEO: Stephanie,
please get out.
We see a huge shark
over 35 feet.
[roaring]
Get out of there,
please, right now!
Okay, Leo, okay!
Patrick.
Patrick.
Patrick!
[groans]
Check this out.
[yawns]
You aren't lying.
[tape rewinding]
Patrick. Just look!
Stephanie Miller,
Channel 4 News.
LEO:
Stephanie, please get out.
We can see a huge shark
over 35 feet.
[roaring]
- Please, right now!
- Okay, Leo, okay!
I told you.
LEO: Run, Stephanie, run!
Stephanie needs to run
right now!
Okay...
Can we get someone
to check on that, please?
Thank you.
- In other news...
- Yeah, you did tell me.
God!
Louisiana has the largest
litter of Golden Retrievers...
I didn't believe you, but we got
to do something about this.
Let's save New Orleans.
TIM: And I'm so happy.
What are we gonna... $200 bar?
PATRICK: Yeah, we got to
a $200 bar right now.
Hopefully she's okay...
You stupid idiot!
What are you doing? Sophia!
What are you doing?
Don't ever speak to me again!
- Wow!
- What are you doing?
- Please!
- Stupid idiot!
Sophia!
Sophia, please stop.
Come on, Sophia, please stop!
Don't tell me what to do!
I don't want to talk
to you anymore!
You are such a stupid idiot
with a delusional mind!
- You understand?
- Stop, Sophia, please.
Sophia, I love you, come on.
Why are you so dramatic?
- Don't sing to me.
- Oh, come on!
Sophia, please, don't do this.
- See?
- Please, stop.
This is what I have
to deal with,
Sophia, you guys
love each other.
Why are you always
fighting, huh?
SOPHIA: Tim, how about
not butting in, huh?
Get out of it!
Now get back in the house now.
I'm just going
for a couple minutes.
- I said no!
- Please.
I said no. Get inside.
You know what?
Get lost, you son of a bitch!
Come on.
Women.
What's on with her?
Is she okay?
What did you do?
No, she lives in delusional
mind right now.
Stop. Sophia, What are you...?
But you... you guys
love each other.
Why are you always fighting?
Tim, why are you even
butting into this?
This is none of your business.
Get the hell out of here!
Why not?
Come on, Sophia, please.
- I love you.
- [Sophia groans]
Please! Aah!
SOPHIA: I can't.
Sophia, no!
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Who? Who?
Who's the king of this house?
What? What!
I said, who is the king
of this house?
She is.
- She is?
- PATRICK: You are.
[giggles]
Honey, that's actually
really sweet.
- Sounds I'm lying...
- Shh...
Well, in that case,
I'll let you stay out
till 10:00 PM,
- TIM: Yes!
- All right.
Otherwise the locks
will be changed, okay?
Come on, stop.
- Good. Thank you.
- Come on, let's go.
What do we do with this clothes?
TIM: Just throw them
on the porch.
No one's gonna steal them.
Come on.
We don't have long.
SOPHIA: Yeah. Clean up
that mess down there, guys.
Oh, yes, ma'am.
All right, let's go.
All right, Sophia, I love you.
One minute after,
the locks will be changed.
All right!
Have fun, baby.
TIM: Goodness gracious.
TIM: Whoa, whoa!
There's water here!
Oh, my God, look at this.
- Let's just get out.
- Come on, let's go.
PATRICK: Big shark.
TIM: Oh, shit!
[roaring]
That one.
[clears throat]
Are we gonna a restaurant, Tim?
Are you serious?
For the 14th time,
you beg to go to NOLA Poboy.
And we're gonna NOLA Poboy.
- Now...
- What?
I don't know. I just don't
understand you today.
You're like sluggish
or something.
Tim, don't occupy
my brain, okay?
You need like the little cells
you're missing.
What little cells? What you're
talking about little cells?
In your brain.
You're so...
I thought you were
my friend... Whoa!
- PATRICK: Yes, I am.
- TIM: Look, look at that.
PATRICK: Oh, my God.
What's going on? Water?
- [screaming]
- What's going on today?
TIM: I don't know.
- The water just keeps rising.
- [shark roaring]
- God!
- Look at those people.
- Oh, my God.
- We gotta do something.
What do you do?
TIM: Oh, look.
Captain's calling.
Cap. Yeah. Hey, hey, Hey,
Captain.
Slow down. Slow down, man.
I'm not gonna hit the car.
- Yeah, look at the water.
- I'm all excited.
- [sirens wailing]
- Yes. We need your help.
You guys can help
us with this mission.
You guys are talented.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We see it.
And the mayor just called me
and told me that the Army
is on the way to defend us
against the shark.
- Is there anything we can do?
- Wow.
We need you guys to help us
and to be on our team
because you guys
are the smartest.
TIM: Yes, Captain,
you can count on us.
We're coming right now.
Our objective is to eliminate
the shark at any cost.
People are dying,
and the governor has declared
the state of Louisiana
in higher alert.
We're on the way.
We must act now
because people are dying.
Get over here.
- What did he say?
- That was Captain Joe.
It's an emergency,
and he needs us.
Really? I don't have
time for this, all right?
I have to see Sophia.
You're talking about your girl?
- Yeah.
- We're losing more people.
Who...? Who...? Who's gonna do
something about this?
Is the government
gonna do something?
Of course not.
Is the city gonna do something?
Of course not.
I love the military.
Do you?
- Yeah, I do.
- But are they here?
- No.
- Who's here?
- We are.
- Who's here?
We are!
- Who's gonna save this city?
- We are!
- That's right.
- Right on, man!
- Teamwork.
- Yeah. Teamwork.
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Let's spit in.
[snorting]
- Teamwork.
- Teamwork.
Saving New Orleans
We're saving Chalmette
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look at this.
The water...
just disappeared.
You're right.
Don't speculate too much.
We'll figure out this later,
all right?
You're right.
- Yeah.
- Who cared?
It's just so weird.
The water.
- It is weird!
- It's just so weird.
The water comes and goes.
Yeah, the water comes and goes.
- Yeah.
- That is strange. Is it?
It's gonna be tough to make
a plan to kill this shark.
Well, we'll figure out. Okay?
Ooh, whee!
Haa! Hee-haa!
I'm saving you.
And I'm saving you, too.
And I'm saving you...
Save, save, save...
Stop, Tim. Don't live
in delusional mind, please.
All right?
TIM: Damn it. You're right.
We got to stay focused.
Right.
We're saving New Orleans
We're saving Chalmette
We're saving
the west banks, too
And everybody
Jesus Christ.
Watch out for this stuff here.
I'm not scared of this.
This is... this is wow,
The last hurricane
destroyed this place.
PATRICK:
Oh wow, check this out, man.
TIM: I haven't been in here
in a couple years
and oh my God.
- Wow.
Wow! My...
Wow.
God, we need your help here.
TIM: There is no way
that this levee is gonna hold up
in the event of a major storm
or hurricane,
even a big rain.
I don't think it would hold.
PATRICK: Now, we shouldn't
talk to Georgie
about this levee situation.
- Why not?
- Well, because you know,
he's... he potentially
will ruin our... our plan.
TIM: Okay. Why not?
PATRICK: Well, because
he'd be too paranoid
and plus
he would destroy our plan.
But we have the plan.
- The plan.
- The plan.
Let's stick to the plan, man.
- Let's just do it.
- Let's go.
- Come on.
- Come on, be careful.
PATRICK: All right.
TIM: This thing's gonna
fall apart any minute now.
Whoa!
Watch that hole.
[water running]
Come on!
Gather around to see.
I'm that H to the I
to the double I walk.
W to the double OD,
that brutal Creole God
born across the sea.
Thank you.
Come on.
[glasses clinking]
The big shark has reportedly
attacked a cruise ship,
leaving at least 100 dead.
We obtained footage
of the incident.
[roaring]
[roaring]
Ha, vessel on fire.
Saving half-naked women
and them twins.
What was that?
That's your job.
Who...? Who are you?
I'm here to help you.
You find him,
you'll be the man.
It's what I intend to do.
Here it is.
How you find it, right there.
There's breeding ground.
What do you know about
breeding ground?
That was born there.
Brackish water.
Secret map.
Only close friends can have it.
[laughing]
You're gonna need a small boat.
But this map,
it doesn't even make any
sense.
REPORTER: Then stay indoors,
lock your doors,
lock your windows.
With that being said, this
is a dangerous situation...
I gotta tell Patrick.
REPORTER: Live, Stephanie...
[shark roaring]
[country music playing]
[no dialogue]
[country music playing]
[no dialogue]
This you're gonna miss,
miss, miss, miss.
- Yeah, I won! Whoo!
- Oh, man!
Come on, two out of three, huh?
Look, I have to go
to see my beautiful Sophia.
Oh, my gosh. Seriously?
Hey, hey, hey.
What?
I got something serious
to tell you.
Like what?
Come here.
Look, don't play games
with me right now.
I'm not playing games with you.
- What?
- Come here.
I don't want anybody else
to see this.
Okay, what do we have here?
This is a secret map
an old man gave me.
It's a pretty weird guy,
but he said that this
is a breeding ground.
I don't understand it. The map
doesn't make any damn sense.
This is Mississippi
right here, right?
And that's where the Cove is.
Mm-hm.
And he said this
is the breeding ground.
Yeah. Following this.
What do you make of that?
Well, you know what, probably...
It's very high probability
shark is right here.
So he's right.
Well, then... [scoffs]
You know, look, if...
If we find that, like...
Why don't we just get
a whole bunch of dynamite
and blow its ass up?
We need a plan first
before you blow up anything.
Dynamite is not enough.
What else do we do?
Let me think, let me think here.
That's what I want to do,
though.
You know what?
We need a couple of pigs.
That's what we need.
Pigs, dynamite, blood.
That's a good idea.
We use the pigs like...
It'll be like the bait
for the shark.
Yeah.
Once the dynamite's in there,
it will explode when he bites.
But the problem is.
How does...
How do we find the shark
to put the shark bait?
Well...
What do you think?
I'm thinking.
What about some kind of device
like a tracker device,
tracking device,
tracking device.
Stab it into the shark!
That way we could. Follow
its pattern.
Yeah. Because you remember,
shark can go all over.
So it's not anywhere.
And the water has been
coming and going.
- And that's why we can...
- On the road.
We can follow
the tracking device.
That's a good plan. I love it.
And we'll know where
to bait the pig.
Oh, yeah.
We can do that very easily.
Yeah, that's... that's the plan.
You're a good diver.
- You know how to swim.
- Of course.
You to put the tracking
device into the shark.
That way, anywhere that it goes,
we'll know where it goes.
We'll have our plan.
And be able to follow
through, execute,
and we'll be able
to save this city.
PATRICK: Yeah, we will.
That's a good plan.
- Yeah.
- I like it.
So let's review it.
Dynamite, pigs, tracker.
- Boom!
- And also gear.
Don't forget the gear.
Dive gear.
This is a good plan.
Yeah. You know what?
Also you have to give
to Georgie this map
and then tell him to study,
okay?
- I will.
- Yeah, I see...
- I have to go now.
- Good plan.
- That's a good plan.
- I'm gonna meet with Georgie.
We'll meet up later.
And we'll save New Orleans
for sure, man.
[panting]
Don't stop.
There's a shark coming!
Please. Please.
Can I get a ride?
- Okay, get in.
- Please... Thank you.
- Get in.
- TIM: Saddle up, partner.
[groans]
Wow, hi, guys.
- My name is Alex.
- PATRICK: Hi, Alex.
Wow. What a day, right?
I'm really scared, man.
Don't worry. Everything's fine.
Yeah, don't worry.
You're in good hands now.
ALEX: Well, drive faster.
Go faster!
[gunshot fires]
Oh. What are you doing?
Put my rifle down!
You cannot use a rifle
to kill a shark.
You agitate shark
and then what will happen?
He has more power.
And what will happen
if shark will kill you?
- You cannot do that.
- Fine.
- Don't touch anything!
- Okay.
I mean, come on, man.
You're living
in delusional minds.
I think I've pissed him off!
He's coming!
Go faster. Go!
Come on. Go. Go. Faster!
Come on, Tim!
ALEX: Faster, faster!
Guys, guys! Calm down!
I'm trying to focus here.
Your screaming
ain't helping anything.
Alex, where's your damn house?
It's... it's two blocks that way.
Turn here. Turn here.
[roaring]
TIM: Where's it at?
Ugh. It's right here.
Right here.
- Right here?
- Yeah, yeah.
TIM: All right. All right.
Okay.
Oh, wow. Oh, Jesus.
You guys saved my life for real.
I owe you...
I owe you everything.
PATRICK: All right,
all right, okay.
You know where I live
if you need anything at all.
- Glad we can help. Be safe.
- Okay.
What a loser.
- He cannot even shoot a rifle.
- [laughing]
Wow.
Can't believe he touched my gun.
Yeah, he did. Wow.
But that shark was crazy.
It was.
We really got to get back
to the city.
Got to get back to the station.
Yeah.
We have to do it, man.
We have to save New Orleans.
Our plan is clear.
The plan is clear.
[sighs]
No, you don't understand.
These people need to know.
Everybody!
We have a plan!
- What are you...
- Patrick, Tim and I
are gonna to save everyone,
all right?
But do this.
Do not worry.
Come on...
What? Don't touch me.
- Stop it!
- Come on, we need to go.
Everyone, it's okay.
It's okay.
- It's not okay.
- What is not okay?
You need some help,
you need some help. Come on.
[car horn honking]
Come on!
Come on, Georgie, get in.
We're gonna save the city, okay?
PATRICK:
Georgie come on, get in.
- Come on, man.
- Get in the car.
We gotta go.
GEORGIE: All right.
That's me. What are you doing?
- Okay!
- Are you coming?
Is she coming, Patrick?
PATRICK: Yeah, sure.
- What are you doing?
- I don't want her to come.
- The roads are flooding!
- It's okay!
GEORGIE:
Timmy, you're driving is trash.
Come on, Tim.
Georgie, we need to...
Look a red again.
Every red light.
Georgie, we need your help.
I'm not aligned with anything
you're saying, Patrick.
- Why not?
- Because I don't feel good.
- Look, Tim, explain to him.
- You got to stay focused, man.
We got the dive gear.
We got to get to the levee.
We got to find the shark.
GEORGIE: My head's killing me.
The shark is here.
Come on. You have
to pay attention, Georgie.
I'm scared for my life.
It's terrible.
It's a disaster.
Come on, wake up!
Ah! You're right.
Okay, fine.
She is right.
Look, our objective
is to kill shark.
Basically, that's our objective.
- We have to do... A green.
- Wow.
TIM: Oh, man, Georgie is...
PATRICK:
Oh, my God, look at him.
- I'm thinking...
- You know what?
- I'm speechless.
- I think he's drunk.
[overlapping chatter]
Oh, shit.
I think he's drunk.
He's afraid of sharks, man.
Georgie, are you okay?
What's wrong?
- Oh, my... Don't touch me.
- Why not? Why?
I don't want to talk
to you anymore.
You don't want
to talk to me anymore?
I don't care about you anymore.
Because I'm fine.
All right?
- You're not fine.
- Just get out of my head!
What? What do you mean?
You're occupying my brain!
- Love me.
- I don't love you.
- God.
- I'm telling you.
- Oh, wow. Look at that.
- Shit!
- She's in charge.
- Fuck you!
Bye!
GEORGIE: Get out of here.
Come on, man.
Hey, are you okay?
Are you all right?
- Let me help you.
- Oh, my God!
Come on, Georgie.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
You'll be all right.
- Come on!
- Help me.
PATRICK: I got you.
- [coughing]
- Come on. A little more.
Let me help you. Come on.
Let's go.
Help me, Patrick.
Okay, I am. Let's go.
TIM: Come on, guys.
All right.
Hey, drink some water.
Because we need you on lookout.
We're going into the river
and it's a dangerous place.
PATRICK: Rest for 10 minutes
and we get ready.
Just give me a minute,
I'll be over there.
- Okay.
- Drink some water.
It's right there
behind the seat.
Okay, I'll do that.
Thank you, Patrick.
TIM: We gotta get...
We got to get ready.
[epic music playing]
Tim, are you ready?
I'm getting ready too.
[epic music playing]
What do you think?
You got both
the computer systems.
Well, because... because
I'm gonna die down there.
You'll be all right.
You've been diving...
I know how to do this.
I trust you.
- We just got to stay close.
- I'm with you.
- Oh, Captain.
- Oh, Captain Joe, look at that.
Wow.
Why he's here?
They're checking on us
or something?
- Gentlemen.
- Hey, Captain Joe.
- Hi.
- Hey.
You guys were terrific.
Hey, thanks for being here.
I see you guys got the equipment
we just purchased.
Yeah, we have
a little baby here.
JOE: Love it, yeah.
All right, guys.
Well, hopefully
we can put it to good use.
I see that you guys are ready
to go to get the shark, huh?
- We are.
- JOE: Yeah?
'Cause I just talked
to the feds.
They said that they can't
make it here right away.
So it's you guys are really
our... our only hope right now.
I believe in you guys.
- PATRICK: Thank you.
- This is your opportunity
to go out there and find
that shark and save this city.
You guys be safe out there.
A lot of people have died in
that river, so...
Like they say, time is money,
and I got to go.
So if you guys have any
questions, give me a call.
Come on.
JOE: Go get them, boys.
- PATRICK: All right.
- TIM: You ready for this?
- PATRICK: Yes, I'm ready.
- TIM: Yeah.
PATRICK: Almost there.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
Think we should go over there?
Yeah, we should go there.
- Is that the spot?
- Yeah, I think so.
- TIM: I'll follow you.
- PATRICK: All right.
Don't go too fast.
As usual, Tim,
you go too fast. Damn it.
- What are you talking about?
- Don't go too fast.
Slow down.
You think we should get him
today, the big one?
- PATRICK: Big shark?
- TIM: Sure hope so.
- We got to save lives.
- Yes.
TIM: The sooner we get him,
the more lives we save.
PATRICK: Right.
Well, we're good.
We know what we're doing.
We have a plan.
TIM: We got a great plan.
PATRICK: We have to
do execution, for sure.
[water splashing]
[ethereal music playing]
[ethereal music playing]
[device beeps]
[ethereal music playing]
- PATRICK: All right.
- TIM: Come on.
Come on, come on.
PATRICK: I'm going.
Come on, come on.
Come on. You ready?
Let's get out of here. Come on.
One, two...
- TIM: Come on, dude.
- PATRICK: Oh, my God, man.
We made it.
[exhales]
We made it.
Oh, my God.
PATRICK: Well, it was good.
I think... I feel with got it.
We know what we're doing.
- You don't think?
- TIM: Yeah.
PATRICK: We know
what we're doing.
TIM: We got the plan.
- TIM: You good?
- PATRICK: Yeah.
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you, Tim.
I told you you could do it.
I mean, I told you
it's not that easy, is it?
No, it's not.
How many times I told you this?
I told you it'll be difficult.
The plan...
But you don't have a plan.
You don't have nothing.
I will never forgive you
for this.
- For what? For what?
- Never!
You didn't believe me.
Remember?
When I say about Sophia?
And I was fishing?
Of course I didn't believe you.
Why is that?
It was supposed to be
my best friend.
Hey, I'm proud of you.
You did a good job diving.
I'm upset that
we didn't find anything.
But what do we do now?
Well, you know, we have
to use my uncle's boat.
- We should do that.
- Yeah, we should use it.
That way we can see
a whole lot more spots.
- Yeah.
- I mean, do that. Cool.
I say, uh, it's been a long day.
- It was.
- Get some rest.
Let's stick to that plan.
- Okay. Let's go.
- Let's go for it.
TIM: All right.
Come on in.
All right.
- GEORGIE: This is all right?
- TIM: Yeah, that's good.
PATRICK: Hey, Tim,
we're here, aren't we?
Yeah. I told you guys
about this.
Nice place.
Look at that.
My buddy Stevie works here.
It's a healthy place.
- Uh-huh.
- Good to eat.
And he does all the orders
for the pigs, everything.
So I figured why not give it
a shot?
- Ask him where he gets...
- This is a good lead, then.
Well, we need a pig.
We talked about it.
- Beers here?
- Of course
they serve beers here.
- Okay, good.
They order a lot every week.
- Tim!
- TIM: Hey, Stevie!
- What's up, buddy?
- What's going on, man?
- How you been?
- Great. Good to see you.
- Great to see you.
- Absolutely.
- Thank you.
- First round's on me, guys.
Oh, man.
Thank you so much, dude.
GEORGIE: You weren't kidding,
man. Thank you,
What brings you to town.
Well, uh, we need
some pigs, okay?
- Yeah.
- How many, Georgie?
- Two or three pigs.
- Yeah, two or three.
Real pigs?
Of course.
What do you think
I'm talking about? Peppa Pig?
- [laughing]
- No, we need a real pig.
We have a little adventure.
Maybe it's involving a shark.
Whoa, a shark?
- Yeah.
- That's you guys?
TIM: Of course. Who else
is gonna do something?
Oh, my God.
I saw you all in the news.
- Yeah.
- Chasing the shark?
- Yeah.
- You know about it.
People are dying out there.
I know.
It's really sad.
Have you seen?
It's a tragedy.
Help us... can you help us
out with a pig?
- Yeah.
- Go with pigs.
Actually, the guy
that we buy from.
Richard's Pulled Pork.
- Have you heard of it?
- Yeah.
If you go over there
and tell them Stevie sent you,
he will hook you up.
Y'all be leaving
with three pigs.
I guarantee it.
All right, then...
That's what we came here for.
- We will go there.
- Thank you so much.
- We're gonna go.
- Thanks a lot.
- Absolutely, guys.
- Thank you so much.
- Appreciate it.
- Appreciate it.
Y'all want some appetizers
with these beers?
- What do you think?
- We're good.
Once we finish these,
we'll probably get another
round. Thank you.
I'll holler back
in a second, guys.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Stevie.
What I tell you guys?
That's perfect.
[roaring]
[cars honking]
[tires screeching]
TIM:
We got to show our success.
We got to show everyone
we can do it.
PATRICK: We need a pig.
TIM: Yeah, we need
to get the pig.
Let's go.
I think we're here.
- PATRICK: This is it?
- TIM: Yeah. Come on.
- GEORGE: Confused?
- Dude, let's get out.
Come on. Get out the truck.
- You're confusing me.
- Yes, I'm confused, too.
TIM: Let's go.
- TIM: Come on.
- PATRICK: Okay, Tim.
There it is.
Oh, wow.
- Robert's Pulled Pork.
- Wow.
- GEORGIE: Smells pretty good.
- TIM: That's what Stevie say.
- Oh, yeah, he did.
- Hi. How are you?
How you doing? Patrick.
How you doing?
- Robert.
- I'm Tim.
- Robert.
- Nice to meet you,
- Georgie.
- Nice to meet you.
Nice place you have here.
- Well, thank you.
- Love it.
What can I do for you?
Yeah. We need
a couple of pigs.
Three or four.
- Yeah. Something like that.
- Wait a minute.
Are you guys
from Channel 4 News?
You guys are firefighters?
- Yes, we are.
- That's us.
ROBERT: Well, jeez. Oh, my God.
I saw you guys.
You guys saved those kids.
Yeah, we did.
We're just doing our job.
- Yes, we are.
- That's us.
Working hard.
What do you guys do
with these pigs?
Well, we have a mission.
Do you know about
what's happening?
- The big shark.
- The big shark?
Of course, the big shark.
PATRICK: In Chalmette,
New Orleans, people dying.
- Yeah, it's a tragedy.
- GEORGIE: So many.
- Yeah.
- Damn it.
- Yeah, is a mass murder...
- We're gonna use the pigs
to attract the shark
and blow it up.
We put a dynamite
in the into shark...
You're putting dynamite
in the pig.
That's our bait...
And it... and just...
- Kaboom!
- Blow out.
Probably works.
How many pigs do you guys need?
How many, guys?
Three, four?
- Three or four?
- Yeah.
That's a lot of pigs.
Well, I got three
or four over here,
I guess, just take three
of them.
TIM: All right,
thank you so much.
Take care, all right?
- Thanks a lot.
- Yeah.
When you're all done,
just come get some... some food.
Hey, you guys go to the pigs.
I'll get the pickup truck,
backed up.
All right, hop out.
Come on.
You got this, Patrick?
- Hey, pigs, whee.
- Yeah, bring it.
Come on.
Tim, come on.
[pig squealing]
He's over here, baby!
[squealing]
[pigs squealing]
PATRICK: Almost got a couple.
- Whew!
- You ready?
Get a small one.
- Baby!
- Good job.
Come on, bring it to the truck!
- Just stay in...
- [pigs squealing]
You're gonna be all right, baby.
Oh, shit!
Let's go.
Let's go.
It's a big boy.
Hey!
[laughing]
GEORGIE: That one's jumping.
- It'll be all right.
- It was jumping out.
[squealing]
PATRICK:
He's got the third one.
There we go, Tim!
- Come on!
- [squealing loudly]
- Come on!
- Yeah!
- Come on.
- I got the third one.
Yeah, third one.
- [pigs squealing]
- I told you I was a cowboy.
Oh, wow.
They might jump out.
Hold them tight.
Hold 'em tight.
You got it.
[squealing loudly]
- Hold 'em tight!
- I'm trying!
- [door closes]
- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
- I'm Alfonso.
How can I help you?
Hey, I recognize you.
You're them heroes from TV,
- That's us, yeah.
- Yeah, we are.
Yeah, just firemen.
What can I do for you?
Well, we have dilemma,
guys, right?
Well, we have three pigs
in the back of our truck
and we need you to kill them.
- I can do that.
- Brother.
Or I just cut up this
bad big boy right here.
Got more in the back.
Georgie, what are you saying?
- That should do it.
- That's amazing.
Wow.
You have a couple
buckets of blood, too?
I've got fresh blood
right outside.
And what are we supposed
to do with the...
The other pigs?
I mean, you keep them
if you want.
- Great.
- We can let them go.
- This is fantastic.
- Great.
- Let's grab this one.
- Okay.
- TIM: Two, three...
- [grunting]
- Oh, man!
- Tim!
- ALFONSO: Are you okay?
- I'm all right.
- Oh, man.
- Oh, let's go, big boy.
TIM: Yeah, man, I think...
GEORGIE: This will do
the trick, right?
PATRICK:
Yeah, it will, definitely, Tim.
Big sharks definitely
coming after this one.
All right. Bye, boys.
Good luck.
PATRICK: Okay, see you!
Remember, the only
good shark's a dead shark.
[pigs squealing]
Hey.
Oh, my God, look this way.
- Calm down.
- Wow.
You're not gonna end up
like this guy.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
We're gonna let you go,
we promise.
Come on.
Hey, let's go.
- We gotta go.
- Let's go.
- Let these pigs go...
- Come on, Tim.
and kill this shark.
Let's kill this shark.
PATRICK: Let's do it, guys.
Hey, you forgot your blood!
- TIM: Oh!
- PATRICK: All right.
- Good luck, boys!
- [pigs squealing]
PATRICK: You got it.
[overlapping chatter]
- Later!
- Whoo!
- [laughing]
- Where's the shark?
- That's a good one,
- Patrick, you're gonna get it.
You're gonna do it all along.
- We are doing...
- New Orleans is yours.
New Orleans is your world, man.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
Hey, you have some money?
- What?
- Give me some money.
Patrick, you don't have
any money on you?
- Come on, man.
- I got a couple of bucks.
- What's up with that?
- I don't have...
You never have money!
[percussion playing]
Whoo!
Hey, let's go.
- We gotta go.
- What?
Way to go! Way to go!
[water rushing]
[roaring]
[shark roaring]
[water rushing]
Oh, God, we gotta go!
Did you see?
[roaring]
- Oh!
- I can't...
Come on!
Head to the Jeep!
- Guys!
- Let's go!
Move out here.
Get in, get in. Hurry up!
Get in!
- Get in. Hurry up.
- Right.
- Right.
- Come on.
- Go, go, go, go.
- We're in?
Let's go.
TIM: Somebody just died, man!
GEORGIE: I know, I know.
Guys, that was crazy.
It almost ate that little girl.
It's like my heart's
exploding right now!
Cry. I can cry!
[crying]
Ah!
I can cry.
Poor little girl.
No father now, right?
- No daddy.
- No daddy.
No daddy.
Was that blood that hit me?
Huh?
Can't tell. My shirt's red.
Is that blood?
Yeah, it is blood. I see it.
GEORGIE: Is there blood
on you, Patrick?
Yes, it's right here.
This is one of
my favorite shirts.
- It's not on me.
- It's only on Tim. Okay, good.
I caught the pigs and
it didn't even get bloody.
And now I got blood
from somebody...
We got to save...
No more dead people.
GEORGIE: Patrick, where
do we have to go, man?
We got to fulfill the plan.
We go straight now
and to your left.
Straight to the left.
Yeah, straight
to the left right now.
GEORGIE: Are we going
the levee?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Good. Good call.
That's why we have
to stay focused.
If we don't do this,
everyone in the city will die.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
We got to save this city.
- Tim, you're so right.
- What do you think, huh?
I don't know what to think.
None of us know what to think.
That was crazy.
Come on, dude.
There's a shark and
we're trying to save the city!
Don't run me over, bro.
God!
He doesn't care about you
in that Ford.
TIM: Come on. Come on.
You're gonna get killed
by the shark.
A red light.
Why do we get every red light?
PATRICK:
You're gonna kill the shark?
GEORGIE: It's retreating.
Perfect time to get to
the levee and make a plan.
Good idea.
- Hey, guess what, guys?
- TIM: Yeah?
This shark has nothing on us.
- No!
- We got a pact.
All of us
are gonna live forever.
That's hard for the shark.
Hey, you have the tracker ready?
Yeah. Yeah,
I got the tracker ready.
TIM: Do you have the map?
Way back here it's all lit,
it's all lit.
TIM: Do you have the map?
PATRICK: I don't have a map...
GEORGIE: Oh, I got a map.
I'm protecting it
with this plastic bag.
It's a little wet, you know?
[exhales]
Yeah. I'm getting scared, guys.
GEORGIE:
There's a shark behind us!
- TIM: What?
- PATRICK: No!
Oh, my God, it's there!
- It's coming.
- Oh, no!
- Man, drive fast!
- I'm driving. Come on!
- Come on, man.
- Tim, faster, man!
Get out the way!
Behind! We have to go. Come on.
- You too slow!
- [roaring]
- No, it's no.
- TIM: Yes, it is.
- That's huge!
- PATRICK: Oh, wow.
- It's real big!
- TIM: It is.
That's 35 feet!
PATRICK: Yeah.
GEORGIE: I can see it
through here.
TIM: What do you think
we should do?
GEORGIE: The water is
everywhere! It's just rising.
Hey, we're gonna stick together.
We're gonna make this happen.
Damn right.
Come on, we're almost there.
TIM: This definitely
looks like the spot.
GEORGIE: Guys, check it out.
PATRICK: Okay, show us
what we have here.
- Let's see.
- Looks like it's it.
Check this out.
Oh, yeah.
- PATRICK: Okay.
- We're right here.
PATRICK:
Give us some light here.
TIM: Yeah, yeah.
Right here along this bank,
there's the cove
where that civilian told us
the sharks should be sleeping.
GEORGIE: That's the spot.
Hold on, let me tell you,
the shark cannot sleep.
They're not sleeping.
They never sleep.
They never sleep.
- What?
- He's right.
Then what are we doing here?
We're here because
they found half a body here,
and we're gonna find a place
where we can put the tracker.
- Right here.
- Tim.
That's right. Teamwork.
- PATRICK: Teamwork.
- One...
- Two...
- Three...
ALL: Teamwork!
Here you go.
Keep an eye out, okay?
- Come on.
- All right, guys,
get in there, be safe, okay?
I want to see you guys
out alive.
Stay safe
and work together, okay?
We need you out alive,
all right?
I want to see you
guys again, all right?
We need to save this city, okay?
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
- Shark eggs!
- Shark eggs!
TIM: We got shark eggs!
Don't touch them!
They could be contaminated.
TIM: Good idea.
- PATRICK: Yeah, don't touch...
- TIM: Or maybe this...
You're right.
This is the spot.
This is, right?
You see a dead body down there?
TIM: I see something else.
Hold on.
Come down. Come look
at this whenever you can.
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[muffled dialogue]
[suspenseful music playing]
- Shark tooth!
- Yeah.
I got a shark tooth!
It's a big one! Come on.
PATRICK:
Yeah, it is a big one.
- What?
- TIM: Yeah.
Come get the spear.
He's got to be down there.
Check it out.
GEORGIE: Holy schnikeys.
That's a big one.
That's a big shark.
Take the spear, Tim.
I got it.
- PATRICK: Going out.
- There it is!
There's the shark!
It's right... it's coming!
- Go!
- PATRICK: Go! Go!
Go, go, go, Tim!
Come on!
Come on!
You can do it!
Yes, yes!
Yes, come on.
[Tim groaning]
PATRICK: Yeah!
Yes, Tim!
Yeah!
Yes!
Wow. You got it done.
- Tim!
- Yeah...
[screaming]
[laughing]
Guys, I got... I got him!
I got that shark.
I got the tracker.
Whoo!
You did it!
We're gonna get this shark.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
Oh, no...
Oh, Georgie!
Georgie, no!
Patrick?
What happened?
Ah...
Tim.
TIM: What?
What happened?
We have a problem.
No!
No!
[crying]
TIM: Patrick.
[crying]
No, no, no!
Stop!
[melancholic music playing]
TIM: Patrick!
Patrick, I got him...
- I got him!
- He's dead.
- Who's dead?
- Look.
Georgie is dead.
No!
He's dead, man.
[crying]
Oh, man!
Oh...
Not Georgie.
He's dead!
[crying]
Tim!
Come on, Tim...
How am I gonna go on?
I don't feel good either.
Come on.
[crying] It's not fair.
It's not fair!
Georgie, man, how are we
gonna do this without him?
We'll be all right, okay?
No, we're not gonna be
all right.
I can't do this without him.
Come on, man.
This was... this was a hard plan.
But we do it for him,
for us, for everybody.
- You're right.
- They need us.
They do need us.
Who's gonna do this?
- Nobody. No one.
- You're right.
But I can't help but...
Come on, Tim. Please!
Cowboys don't cry.
Tim?
You're right,
but I'm so sad right now.
Our best friend just died.
But cowboys don't cry, man.
You're right!
[sniffles]
You're right.
Cowboys don't cry.
And heroes don't die.
He just sparkles
in the sky.
- In the sky.
- So?
I won't cry
Cowboys don't cry
Heroes don't die
They just sparkle
in the sky
So I won't cry
Cowboys don't cry
Heroes don't die
They just sparkle in the sky
So I won't cry
Again, for Georgie!
Cowboys don't cry
Heroes don't die
They just sparkle
in the sky
So I won't cry
- Man, you're right!
- That was great.
For Georgie.
We have to do it.
You think he would love that?
Yes, he definitely will.
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
On two.
One, two...
- Georgie!
- Georgie!
- No fear.
- No fear.
We're gonna do this.
- Yes, we are doing this.
- Let's go.
Patrick, Patrick!
We overslept!
Oh, it's already morning!
Shit, we did!
Son of a bitch!
- Stupid alarm clock.
- Come on! We gotta rush!
- We got it.
- Right.
- Come on, man.
- Come on!
I'm going, I'm going...
I just can't believe it, really.
It just doesn't even seem real.
And now Georgie's gone.
It's okay.
REPORTER: We have a reported
sighting of a big shark.
If you're in the area...
There it is!
It's right there!
It's coming fast.
Everybody get out of the way!
The water is coming fast, too.
CHARLOTTE: Sophia, the TV.
Avoid the water at all costs.
The shark is coming in
with the water.
- Look how big the shark is.
- That is a big shark!
They didn't tell us
it was that big.
Oh, my God. We need
to call them right now.
- Now. Call them now!
- We have to save our men.
- Yes, honey.
- Honey, where are you, baby?
We're working.
I'm so worried for you.
You never answered the phone.
I love you so much, babe.
I love you more.
Tim.
- Baby.
- No, Tim. Tim.
Let somebody else do it.
Listen to me.
No. We have to do it.
No, no. Patrick.
Tim...
Baby... baby, I love you so much.
But we can't come home
right now.
We're on a mission.
We gotta kill this shark before
it kills every one of us.
- Tim...
- I'm thinking about you, baby.
- Get home! Get home!
- Get home! Get home!
PATRICK: Calm down.
Please. Listen.
Don't tell me to calm down!
You're gonna die out there!
I don't want you
to be next, baby.
PATRICK: You'll be all right.
We'll be all right.
We're working now.
Come on. Understand.
How can we not worry?
We saw the shark.
It's huge.
It's a big shark.
We have a plan.
Don't worry.
That was just a mistake.
Patrick, come home.
We have to do what
we have to do. Come on.
I mean, people are dying.
I know.
I love you more.
PATRICK: Please.
I love you so much.
We love you, babies.
I love you, Tim.
Promise me... promise me
you will be safe.
Oh, Patrick, look at this.
Come on. We gotta go.
[roaring]
Look out there.
Look at the shark.
Coming. Run.
Here you go.
Oh, thank you so much.
Warren, thanks so much
for opening up.
Anything for you guys.
SOPHIE: Oh, my God.
Look at his muscles.
He's getting so strong.
Such a great job.
Tim and I have got to go
to yoga soon.
- For sure.
- Yeah.
You like the studio you go to?
- Oh, it's wonderful.
- Yeah.
- It's near...
- Oh, hey.
- PATRICK: Hey, Tim.
- Thank you, baby.
Oh, my God, you have to listen
to the story about the neighbor.
What happened?
We had to get out of the house.
Talk to us.
He's been occupying
our brain. Seriously.
Wow.
He was standing naked
in the window.
When I was outside gardening.
It's absurd.
- Is it?
- I think so, don't you?
- What happened?
- It's upsetting Tim.
I know all about it, but yes,
I'm a little sad about Georgie.
But look, we're gonna
continue the plan
like we talked about.
- And the dead shark.
- And you know what?
We're gonna allow that
damn shark enough time
to get our neighbor because
he's the only bad guy
that deserves it right now.
- Kind of use it.
- It's not fun here anymore.
I just don't want them
to be upset.
They said they were worried.
- We are worried.
- PATRICK: We get confused.
We're confused a...
And tipsy a little bit, I think.
- [laughing]
- And very strange.
So why are we here, guys?
- Come on, let's...
- Let's celebrate.
Get this energy up, guys.
We're here to celebrate
our lives.
Yeah!
We're here to celebrate
Georgie's life.
Yes.
And how he affected
all of our lives.
We celebrate everyone lives.
- Yeah, everyone.
- Well, no, no, no.
He affected our lives
in such a positive way.
So for one time,
let's do it together.
- Okay, guys?
- SOPHIA: Okay.
Let's go, on three.
One, two, three...
ALL: Georgie!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Wow.
- Grr!
[lounge music playing]
Cause I ain't looking
Ain't looking back
I ain't looking
Ain't looking back
Ain't looking
TIM: Oh! Yeah!
- Tim.
- Yeah.
I see... I see the...
We got the signal.
- Oh, yeah?
- Look at that.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
Nice. Nice.
We're about two miles out.
How far is he?
Two miles. It's the same.
Almost two and a half miles.
But I think
it's a little misleading.
So probably it's 2 miles.
- Well...
- But you know what?
I like your uncle's truck.
- I love it.
- Very nice.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
So you know about his story
in Vietnam, huh?
No. What happened?
Tell you another time.
We'll probably have a bigger,
better story tonight.
Yeah, for sure.
You gotta see this.
Oh, man.
We... we got him, the tracker.
- Yep. Yep. I see it.
- Look.
- I see it. We were right...
- Right here.
- Yep.
- Wow.
- Woo-hoo!
- Yee-haw!
- Whoo!
- Yee-haw!
We got it!
We will get it.
- Ha-ha. Yeah.
- We will kill it.
I'm so happy
we're gonna kill him
right where he got Georgie.
Right.
Do you remember the opponent
from the French Quarter?
Yeah. They... Yeah.
And then in the afternoon,
we figured out
when the sun goes down...
We will get him!
I know we'll get him! Damn it.
- I know it.
- I'm so upset right now.
I just can't help but
feel like it's my fault, man.
No, it's not your fault, Tim.
Don't blame yourself,
for God's sake.
It is my fault.
No, you shouldn't
blame yourself.
I'm telling you, man,
don't blame yourself.
- It's my fault!
- No, it's not!
I messed with the shark eggs.
Come on!
I chopped...
- It's not your fault, please.
- Cracked a shark...
- It's not your...
- And then it killed Georgie!
I know. But it's not
your fault, man.
[crying]
I mean... Look...
Damn it! I gotta kill
the shark for Georgie.
- We got to do it!
- Calm... calm down, Tim, please.
Okay.
I mean, it's not your fault.
I know cowboys don't cry,
cowboys don't cry.
Cowboy don't cry.
And a hero don't die.
- Yeah, that's the...
- Teamwork.
- Yeah, teamwork.
- Boom.
Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!
Right on.
We're saving New Orleans
We're saving Chalmette
We're saving the West Bank
We're saving them all
PATRICK: Georgie.
Oh, Georgie.
Georgie...
Oh, man...
Man, I can cry.
Cry, man.
I don't believe that
this is happening.
He was too young to die, Tim.
We all miss you so much, buddy.
Yeah, we miss you a lot, man.
Thank you for your advice.
- [sigh]
- He was a great guy.
[waves splashing]
Too young to die.
Oh, man.
It's not fair!
We miss you, Georgie.
Miss you a lot!
God, I wish you were here
to do this with us.
You are here with us.
I know he's here with us.
We'll be all right, Tim.
[waves crashing]
[crying]
We have to be strong.
He would want us
to be strong and do this.
Yes, you're right, Tim.
He was never scared.
- No.
- To go in.
- No fear.
- And do what had to be done.
- No fear.
- No fear.
We're doing this
for you, Georgie.
- What do you say, on two?
- Yeah.
- One, two...
- One, two...
- Georgie.
- Georgie!
- Let's pour one out for him.
- Yeah.
Here.
One for Georgie.
Uh, we're done.
PATRICK: All right.
A little love for Georgie.
We love you.
We're gonna kill
this La Biotch tonight.
Yes, we will.
What do you say?
No fear...
- No fear!
- No fear!
- No fear!
- No fear!
- We got this.
- Yes, we are going.
We're gonna do it.
PATRICK: Go for it. Let's go.
TIM: Come here, shark.
- Do we have everything?
- Yeah, we have everything.
I'm not sure we're gonna
need our dive gear tonight.
- 'Cause we got...
- All right.
[clinking]
PATRICK: Right,
let's put this one here.
TIM: Yeah. You got the dynamite?
PATRICK: Yeah.
We'll get it right now.
TIM: Get it.
- Oh, finally...
- We got it all.
- There we go.
- Oh, come on.
We got to get there. Yeah.
You ready?
Just drop it. Right.
- All right.
- You ready?
- Yep.
- All right.
Piggy down right here,
one, two, three.
- All right.
- Go tie... Go and tie us.
- Got everything?
- Double check.
Yeah.
No, we got everything.
[sighs]
You ready?
[motor starts]
Like Georgie always said,
I was born ready.
[laughing]
- TIM: Ready?
- PATRICK: Yeah.
Get to go 10 east,
three-quarter miles.
TIM: Gonna get him, Patrick.
- [tracker beeping]
- Right. Well, it's right here.
That way we can pick up speed.
And we go to north 2.5.
It's coming close.
Yeah, much closer.
All right. I know right
where that's at.
We gotta kill him tonight.
You did a good job
on the tracker for sure.
- Okay.
- They go to west.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Where are you headed?
Which way should... Should I go
left or right, right there?
No, you go right right now.
Oh, yeah.
- You said east.
- Yeah.
East. E.
TIM: I have the big ones.
- [laughing]
- It's not funny.
We got to kill it.
PATRICK: We are.
We're doing it, man.
I want you to be right, Tim.
TIM: I want us to be right.
I want us to kill
this shark. Tonight.
Yeah.
- Tonight.
- Is for Georgie.
- One...
- Two, three...
- Georgie.
- Georgie.
Let's do this.
[tracker beeping]
This is the spot?
Hey, is this the spot?
Look at the tracker.
[suspenseful music playing]
That's what I thought.
This is the spot.
Come on, get it ready.
- Come on.
- We have the pig.
Come on.
Hey, let's pump...
Let's pump up the boat, huh?
Yeah.
[dramatic music playing]
Let's get the pig ready.
I got the blood.
PATRICK:
Yeah, we have everything.
[pump hissing]
TIM: All right.
Yeah, let me plug it.
- Now put the pig in first.
- All right.
- Then we get the dynamite?
- Yep.
Slow, nice and easy.
Got it?
- Come on, be careful.
- There you go.
TIM: Hey, open up the pig.
PATRICK: All right.
There you go.
- All right.
- All right, all right.
Got it?
BOTH: One, two, three...
- PATRICK: Go ahead.
- TIM: Three.
- Perfect.
- I got it.
PATRICK: All right.
All right...
- I think it's gonna work.
- Right on.
Hey, why don't you get
the detonator ready, huh?
Oh, what about the blood?
PATRICK: Here.
[splashes]
PATRICK: Perfect.
[dramatic music playing]
All right.
All right.
Do your job, little piggy.
Yeah.
All right. All right.
TIM: I feel it.
It's close. It's coming.
I'm gonna check out
this tracker device.
[laughing]
Ho-ho, yeah!
- PATRICK: Oh, it's right here.
- TIM: Look, it's right...
It's right around the corner.
- Yeah, man.
- It's right here.
- Yeah.
- It's gonna work.
- It will.
- We're gonna do this.
I told you we're gonna do this.
PATRICK: It must work.
- [sighs]
- We're doing it.
- We are doing it. Yeah.
- Yes.
- When ready?
- Where's he...?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Oh, yeah.
To... to your left.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's circling back.
- Get ready.
- I'm ready.
Three, two, one...
Click it!
- [detonator clicks]
- Click it!
- It's not working, Tim.
- Click it!
- Click it!
- It's not working, man.
What's the matter?
You know what? You probably
make mistake with wires.
You have to switch
from red to yellow,
from yellow to red.
Go there.
Go change it right now.
We have no time.
We have no time to lose.
Are you kidding me?
The shark is...
You have to go there. Go.
- Come on. Go!
- What?
- Go right now.
- God.
- Go.
- All right!
Here I go...
Whoa!
PATRICK: Go!
- Damn, whoa.
- Are you okay out there?
I'm here.
I'm here.
What do I...?
Which one, Patrick?
From red to yellow.
Switch.
Patrick!
Red, red, red...
- I got the red.
- PATRICK: Red to yellow.
It's switching for the yellow?
Okay.
[dramatic music playing]
I think I got it.
I'm coming.
- I got it?
- Yeah.
- Are you ready?
- Is he close?
Yeah, he's very close,
right there.
- I feel something on my leg.
- Come on. Come on here.
Come on. Come.
- TIM: Oh, my God!
- [water splashing]
No!
[switch clicks]
It's working!
[dramatic music playing]
[explosion booming]
[water pattering]
Tim!
Where are you, Tim?
Come on, Tim.
No, man, no!
No, come on.
Come back.
No... [crying]
Oh, man!
[Tim screaming]
Oh!
I thought I lost you, man.
I don't believe it.
Where are you?
TIM: You gotta pull me up.
Give me your hand.
[groaning]
- Patrick!
- I got you.
[groans]
PATRICK: All right, I got you.
I got you.
All right.
You're alive.
[Tim coughing and retching]
You'll be all right.
We got him. We got him.
- We got him?
- Yeah.
Mission accomplished.
[panting]
Sit down right here,
right here, right here.
Go on this side.
Ah, hold on, I need a second.
Okay.
- Whoo!
- Yee-haw!
[cheering]
We got it, man.
- You look good.
- Oh, thank you.
- You okay?
- I'm glad to be alive.
- Okay.
- Oh, God.
Cowboys don't cry
Heroes don't die
They just sparkle
in the sky
So I won't cry
Cowboys don't cry
And heroes don't die
They just sparkle
in the sky
So I won't cry
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
Hey, whoa!
We have to celebrate.
We got to celebrate.
You know what?
Everybody will be proud of us.
I hope so, man.
All I care about is that shark.
- We saved...
- New Orleans!
We saved the nation.
Do you know?
- We saved a lot of people.
- Whoo!
Man, let's celebrate.
Let's get a beer.
- Let's celebrate.
- Man!
Georgie, we love you, buddy.
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
- We love everybody.
- That's your duo.
Love is blind.
What about that?
- Love is blind.
- Whoo!
- I heard that one.
- Whoo!
Yee-haw! Hey.
Come on, get ready.
We're about to go fast
and party with
the whole city, baby.
All right!
Who that
Who that
killed the big shark
Who that
Who that
Who that
killed the big shark
We did it, we did it
We did it
[festive creole music playing]

- Congratulations!
- Oh, how you doing?
Hey!
Captain Joe, what's up, man?
- Whoa!
- Tim!
Good to see you!
- Charlotte!
- Come on.
Hey, good to see you!
You guys did it again!
- Hey, Paul!
- Yes!


Who that, who that
Who that
killed the big shark
We did it, we did it
We did it
Hey!
Right, guys, what if?
[band music playing]
[Sophia laughing]
Yeah, you drink too much...
[Sophia laughing]

[cheering]
[band music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[band music playing]
Whoo!
[band music playing]
[dramatic sting]
[screaming]
- [cracking]
- [roaring]
[roaring]