Bigfoot Country (2017) Movie Script

[intro music playing]
[Paul] All right,
you're it. We're live!
-Wave! [chuckles]
-All right, all right.
-[Paul] All right.
-Hey daddy, you've seen the
Yeah, it's in the box.
Let's look guys. Come on!
See the broken branches?
-Look over there?
-What over there? Where?
[Paul] What, what?
What is it? What,
what did you see?
What did you see? Come on.
It's on two feet.
[birds chirping]
[Paul] All right.
Mark, somewhere here he's left
some sort of trail.
[cameraman] Say hi,
sleeping beauty. [laughs]
[man] Come here
to find something.
[cameraman] All right,
there we go.
[man] How long have you been
sitting there?
All right, daylight.
Can't we go?
-[cameraman] Uh... okay. Yeah,
I'm in.
-[man] Here we go.
[cameraman] There we go.
Lead the trail, people.
Lead the trail!
All right.
Nothing ever good happened
to people who stay
on trails.
[man] Dead end.
-[cameraman] What?
Ah, all right, all right.
Do you wanna carry it?
[cameraman] Dude, what knocked
that tree down?
[man] The wind?
[indistinct chatter]
-[cameraman] Oh, Rambo.
-[man] Yeah.
[birds chirping]
[breathing heavily]
-[cameraman] Hey, is that water?
-It is.
-[cameraman] Oh hey,
it is water.
-It's water.
[cameraman] Look, in there.
Did you see that?
[man] What is that?
It's just turned at us.
[cameraman] You don't have
a gun, all right so let's...
Okay, so we either attack it,
or we get out of here.
-Where are you going?
-[man] Let's go back
and get our guns.
-Shoot it.
-[cameraman] Let's get
out of here, come on.
[man] No,it's not a bear.
That's not a bear.
[man] Just go, come on!
-[cameraman] Go, go, go!
-[man] No no, no, no! Just...
[leaves rustling]
Come on girl, baby tell me
What you're thinking
Don't you like me, won't you
Love me for the weekend
Your love has got me
Sinking, I need a second
More thinking
I wanna believe
That it's not so bad
Ooh every feeling
That I thought you had
I thought, I'd never see
A girl like you again
-I love this song. So good!
I hate this song.
Seriously? You hate every song.
[mimicking Carly] Seriously?
You hate every song.
Wow! Mature much?
Road trip, baby! Whoo!
Hey, you know what happens
at the woods,
stays in the woods, right?
Ew gross, in your dreams.
-Oh, shut down buddy.
-[Bryce] Whatever guys,
her loss.
Hey, I'm sure there must be
some wildlife out for you Bryce,
so... don't you worry.
-You're so funny.
-Oh, that actually was
really funny.
Hey Sean, check it out.
-Oh God, get off me.
-Hey, you were the one
getting off. I mean,
laying on me.
-Wow, she arises.
-Hey, the beast arises.
Ugh, you're such a dork.
-Guys, getting hungry?
-[Carly] Yes.
Thought there was a sign back
there for a bar.
-A bar? Out here?
-That sounds good to me.
I can get myself a nice,
tall glass of woodland rape.
Really Bryce?
It's called a joke. That's when
somebody says something
that they don't actually mean.
[bird twittering]
Okay so, we're only a couple
miles away from our camp.
I think, what we should do
is set up, and then we start
our hike early in the morning.
Sounds good.
Question. How does this place
stay open?
It's just the four of us and...
America's most wanted
over there.
Hey Bryce, that's-- No!
He probably heard you.
You're an idiot.
Whatever guys.
Anyways, so let's start
on the main trail and then
see where we can go from there.
No, no, no, no. I came out here
for an adventure. We're
not doing any main trails.
[waitress] Here you guys
-[Kiera] Thank you.
-[waitress] You're welcome.
-So, where are you guys headed?
-Thank you. Um, we're actually--
we're just, planning on
-going up the trail,
go for a hike.
-Oh wow, that's ballsy.
-People have gone missing
out there.
-[chuckles] Cool.
Bryce, that's not cool.
If you guy stick
to the main trails,
you should be fine.
-That's not fun.
-Well, what can I get you guys?
[Sean] You know what?
I'll just have a cheeseburger,
please. Thank you.
Um, I'll do the same please.
Thank you.
Yeah, you know what? We'll all
do cheeseburgers.
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that okay
with you there, princess?
[country music playing]
That's fine, thanks.
Okay, you got it.
You deserved that one.
You're a dick.
[Kiera laughing]
[music playing]
-Can I get you anything else?
-Uh no, just the bill please.
Thank you.
So, it's agreed, right?
We stay off the main trail?
No, the waitress said no.
I think we should listen
to her.
I'm sorry. Do you do everything
waitresses tell you?
They're waitresses.
Don't do it!
-Is he talking to us?
-Who else he'd be talking to?
Can we help you?
You kids have no idea.
Okay, thank you
crazy woods person.
-[Sean] Dude!
Go home!
Okay, just ignore him.
[waitress] Here you guys go.
-Thank you. Um, sorry. Mind if
I ask you a quick question?
-Oh, sure.
What's with the crazy guy
over there?
Oh, he's a regular.
Just ignore him. He's a little
out there.
-Crazy maybe--
-Like a mascot serial killer?
No, no. He's harmless.
You guys have a great time
and be safe.
Yeah, thanks.
What was that?
I don't know but we should leave
before he makes us squeal
like pigs.
-[Carly] Oh my God.
-[Kiera] Seriously?
[Sean] Unbelievable.
[chair scraping]
[country rock music playing]
Okay, just someone explain
to me why there's always
some crazy old man
-tainting the start
of an adventure?
-Maybe he wasn't crazy.
-[Kiera] He was trying
to warn us.
-Really Kiera?
-Well, maybe.
-No, no, no, no. That man was
pants on head nutzo.
-I guess so.
-He was pretty weird looking,
I'd say that.
-Hey, but we're still gonna have
an awesome road trip, right?
We are going off trail
and exploring parts unknown.
Oh my God.
-Yeah, I'm down.
-Let's do it.
Okay, I'm in.
All right! Whoo!
[music continues playing]
[birds chirping]
Where's the other tent?
Oh, did we forget
the third tent?
Are you serious?
I'm not sleeping
with you, gross.
Bryce, you didn't actually
forget the other tent
on purpose, did you?
You do realize that now I have
to sleep with you?
'Cause she's
not gonna bunk with you!
Well, I guess the girls get
their own tent tonight.
You're an idiot.
Bryce, you really got to work
on those tactics.
[wind howling]
[crickets chirping]
But the man found himself
out of options,
so he got out
and started to run,
but the gorilla was faster
and chased him down.
It grabbed him by the shoulders,
picked him up and looked him
dead in the eye and said,
"you're it!"
-[all laughing]
-[Bryce] Yeah?
That has to be the worst story
I've ever heard.
What? That story
is a classic, guys.
-No, no, no.
-[Kiera] Bryce!
-[Sean] Unreal.
-I feel bad for you.
Yeah, don't-- don't get
into that profession.
-Do you want a beer?
-Oh yeah, sure. Thanks.
I'll take another beer.
-Uh, Carly?
-Ah, yes please.
So what's next? You guys
wanna hear a sweet swift?
-No, I'm good.
-You're missing out.
It's amazing.
-Whoop! Thank you.
-Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't forget we start
our adventure tomorrow morning.
What time are you thinking?
-Uh, 6 a.m.?
-Wow, that's early.
Aw, suck it up, princess!
I wasn't complaining. I was
just saying, that that is
technically early.
Well, we still have quite a way
to go. So, better get started
early, right?
Did you hear that?
[leaves rustling]
-Bryce, quiet.
What? If someone's out there,
they already know we're here.
Yeah, you realize
it's probably an animal, right?
-We are in the wild.
-And we get even deeper
into the woods
-sooner than later.
-Won't be hearing more
than just a branch break, so...
Hey, did you bring
those bear bangers?
No but, I brought something
-Why did you even ask?
-Why do I ask?
-[Sean] Yeah.
-[Kiera] I know.
-My brother's old gun.
-Of course you did.
Great so, if a bear family
attacks us, that's all we have,
is that old thing?
Yeah. I would be all like,
"Hey bears, what's up?
Bear, bear, bear!"
-Can you not point that
over here, thanks.
Do you realize you could have
still brought
the bear bangers, right?
Yeah, but you realize
it goes bang, don't you?
You're an idiot.
All right guys, I'm gonna head
to bed.
-Really? We're just opened
the beers.
-Yeah, I'll see you. Okay?
Good night.
Yeah, I think I'll go too.
Good night boys.
Good night.
Oh man, I am so sorry,
I cockblocked you.
Good night.
[birds chirping]
[Bryce snoring]
Oh, shit. Dude--
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, get up!
-Did you really not wear
a shirt last night?
-It's hot in here bro.
-Not my fault.
-Oh my gosh!
That's disgusting.
Not gay
in the woods though, right?
-Shut up.
-What? Isn't what that movie
was about?
You know, you could be sharing
a tent with Carly. But, you're
not. You're sharing it with me.
Not my fault you forgot
the third tent.
You really wanna go there?
-That's what I thought.
Girls, you up?
I'm up.
Get out of here.
Yeah, we're up.
Next time, please bring
the tent.
Can we wait a second?
Just wanna put a little bit
of make-up.
-I thought you didn't like him.
-Who said it was for him?
-Oh Carly, you're ridiculous.
You know what?
Do what you gotta do, I guess.
Oh, I will.
Look, I'm sorry. I know
you probably wanted to share
you tent with someone else,
-we all know that.
-What? You don't know that,
come on.
Oh come on, like.
I'm a woman, I see these things.
I could see the way
he looks at you.
-Shh, he could probably
hear us.
You know, I could ask him
for you.
-'Cause he's never gonna have
the balls to come and ask--
-No, don't. Don't ask.
-Come on! Seriously
-No, no, no.
I'm totally gonna do it.
I'm awesome. Okay, no.
He's never-- oh but then
I'd have to share a tent
with Bryce. Whatever.
No, I'm gonna be an awesome
best friend and I'm gonna do it
for you.
-No Carly--
-No, just go with it. Whatever,
it's happening, it's happening.
-Okay? Okay. I'm ready.
-Yeah, me too.
Come on, let's go.
They're gonna be waiting for us.
So, did you and Kiera have fun
alone in the tent last night?
-Actually, I was a little bored.
-Oh, really?
-Okay guys, we can stop anywhere
around here.
All right, let's do it.
No, seriously. Let's do it.
-Wow. Subtle.
[Kiera chuckles]
[Kiera] Ready guys? Let's do it.
-[Carly] Yeah.
-All right, here we go.
[Kiera] Okay.
-So you're in?
-[Sean] All right, guys.
Here you go.
[Sean] Bryce?
[Carly] All right.
[Sean] So uh, remember where
we are.
Don't worry. I'm already
on it, guys.
Oh, someone's thinking.
[Bryce] Yeah.
You're just gonna stare at it
all day?
[Sean] Shut up!
You're just gonna leave
your car here?
Oh you know, boys
and their toys.
No, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
This is his baby.
I mean he, he makes his park
miles away from other
human beings.
-No one's allowed
to touch the car.
You wanna ride in it again?
All right guys, come on.
Let's go.
Stop fighting, we gotta go.
-[Carly] Guys and their cars.
-[Kiera] Totally.
[music playing]
[birds chirping]
Oh God, when are we getting off
this trail?
Well, we can now,
if you guys want to.
-Sure, let's do it.
-Yeah, sure.
-Oh, by the way, you gun's
sticking out of your pants.
I know. I think it looks cool.
Yeah, it looks sexy too.
-Okay, whoa, whoa! Sexy?
-What, too much?
Hey, maybe a little but,
then again, you're Carly.
I thought she hated you.
I thought she did too. I guess,
you and I aren't sharing
the tent, tonight.
[music playing]
[Sean] Hey, you okay?
Yeah, I--
I thought I saw something.
-Maybe, you did.
-No, no. There was something
right there.
-Hey! What are you guys doing?
-[Kiera] Ssh! Bryce!
[rapid footsteps approaching]
Kiera, there's nothing there.
I swear I saw something
right over there.
[Bryce] Look, I'm gonna go
and take a piss so...
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah. Just thought
I saw something.
[Bryce humming]
[urine trickling]
[footsteps approaching]
[Sean] What's the time?
You all right?
Yeah, I mean yeah.
I'm good.
Good, let's go.
[Bryce] Come on, ladies.
I'm going for a swim.
You're coming with me?
Okay. Bye guys.
[Carly] Come on, guys!
-You want to?
-Sure, let's do it.
What you waiting for?
Yeah, yeah.
[music playing]
Okay, you know what?
You need to ask her out.
[scoffs] No, I don't,
I don't know.
She likes you.
Grow a pair, and get over there
and ask her out.
-Come on.
-All right.
-Kiera, can I talk to you
for a second?
-So, when I was a taking
a piss--
-Oh, okay. I'm gonna stop you
-right there.
-No, no. I saw something too.
I-- I felt something
watching me.
-Did you tell Sean?
-No, not yet.
Oh my God!
That is a big print.
I knew I saw something!
This might not be thing you saw.
Yeah, but if whatever made
that print is what she saw,
we're in deep shit.
Okay, now this is starting
to scare me.
-Okay, we have to leave.
-No, no. We can't. We're never
gonna make it out of here
before it gets dark.
Look, we're just gonna have
to stay here and camp overnight.
-[Bryce] Whoa! Then I'm getting
the gun.
[birds chirping]
-Hey, maybe it's nothing.
-Sean, you're telling me
that's nothing?
Look at it!
You know what guys? I'm starting
to think that crazy old man
was right.
Look, maybe there's just
somebody out there, just fucking
around with us.
-No, Kiera said she saw
something and so did Bryce so--
-[Sean] Wait, wait, whoa!
-You saw something?
-Yeah, I mean maybe.
I-- I don't know.
Maybe there's a animal
out there. Maybe we're just
freaking ourselves
out over nothing.
[wolf howling]
-Is that a wolf?
-Yeah, sounded like it.
You know what? I'm starting
to think that we did not think
this through.
Guys, what was that?
[branches crunching]
There is something out there.
-I wanna go now.
-We can't do that.
-I've got a gun.
-Bryce, just shut up!
[gun shots]
-What man? I'm just trying
to get us out of here.
-We have to get out here.
We can't stay here. There's no--
-No, we can't do that!
Oh, so what's your plan then?
We stand around here and wait
to get killed
-by whatever the hell that is!
-It's better than wandering
around out there
-in the middle pitch black!
-He's right, he's right.
-We have to stick together.
-Look, I wanna leave too,
but we have to at least wait
until the sun breaks
or something like that and then,
and then, in the meantime,
-let's all sleep
in one tent, okay?
-[Bryce] Shit man!
[Sean] Hey if it was a bear,
then maybe that gunshot scared
it away.
A bear? Did you not see
that footprint. Obviously,
it's not a bear, you idiot?
-[Bryce] It's not a bear!
-I'm just trying to figure out
what the fuck this is--
Guys, that's enough!
This thing has been following us
around since the beginning,
Guys, I only have three bullets
left and my gun is not gonna
kill whatever that is.
I'm staying in the tent.
Yeah, we should, we should all
do that.
[Sean] Come on, let's go.
[wind howling]
-[Carly] Is anybody sleeping?
It's pretty quiet out here.
Yeah, it's too quiet.
-I got to take a piss.
-[Kiera] Now?
-I'll take the gun.
-Can't you just piss
out the door?
-Are you serious?
-It's better we stick together.
Well, okay.
Whoa, watch it!
Bryce, just hurry up!
[Bryce] Can't rush perfection,
-[Carly] Ow, really?
-[Bryce] I'm just, I'm just,
give me a minute.
Are you going?
I can't do it.
Bryce, just do it.
Hurry up.
Nope, I gotta go outside.
Guys, don't worry.
-I got the gun.
[owl hooting]
It's actually kind of quiet
out here.
Just hurry up, man.
[urine trickling]
Hey, Bryce?
Bryce! Answer us.
You all right?
[Bryce screams]
You're a fucking asshole.
You know that?
-What the hell?
-Not cool, man.
Ah, calm down guys.
It's quiet out here.
[Bryce] Peaceful.
I think my gunshot actually did
scare away whatever it was off.
Well, I hope so.
Just get in the tent.
Did you guys hear that?
[Sean] Get in here.
[footsteps approaching]
[leaves rustling]
Hey guys, there's something
out here.
I can feel it...
staring at me.
[creature snarls]
Bryce, just get in the tent.
-[creature growls]
-[branches crunching]
Oh shit!
[Bryce screams]
-Shut it, shut it!
-I'm trying! I'm trying.
It ran right at me.
What was it?
I don't know
but it's really big.
-We're just sitting ducks
in here, guys.
[Sean] Close the light.
[creature growls]
It's here.
[creature stomping]
[stomping continues]
Cover your ears.
[creature snarls]
[creature growls]
It's gone.
-No, it's not gone.
-Oh my God.
We, we, we just need
to calm down and we need
to think about this.
I shot it.
Well, if you didn't kill it,
you pissed it off!
[creature stomps]
[creature growls]
What did I just say?
You pissed it off!
I've only got two bullets left.
What are we supposed to do?
Just sit here and wait
till it comes back.
We have to. I mean, it hasn't
attacked us yet.
-So, is it a bear?
-[Sean] I don't know.
No, it's not a bear.
It's walking around on two legs.
What is it then?
Hey quiet, quiet.
[branches crunching]
Oh my God! Let's get out
of here. Out of the tent,
out of the it!
[whispers] Come on.
Get up.
Where are you guys?
[creature growls]
Shit, shit.
Where are you guys?
[creature growls]
[birds chirping]
[music playing]
[Bryce screaming]
Bryce? Bryce!
[Sean] Bryce.
[Bryce groans]
Ah, somebody, somebody help!
-Somebody-- Sean, help me!
Sean you need to help me.
-Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Shut up, shut up!
He might still be here.
Okay, my leg, my leg.
Is it okay? I can't feel it.
-Sean, help me. Just get off
the log.
-Shut up just be quite. Shut up.
-Just stay quiet. Give me a sec.
One more shot.
-Do it, do it.
Okay on three. One, two, three.
-[Sean grunts]
-[Bryce groans]
-Sean! Help me. You've got
to help me.
-You gotta try with me, man.
You gotta pull with me
otherwise, I can't get this out,
Come on. On three. One, two,
[Sean grunts]
[Bryce sobs]
We're gonna die. We're gonna
die. It's gonna kill us all.
No, if he wanted to do that,
he would've done it by now.
-Look what it's done.
-Yeah but you shot it!
You pissed it off!
He threw a tree,
from the ground!
Listen to me, I...
-I got to go.
-I got to find the girls.
-Sean no.
No no no. Listen to me, Bryce.
I have to go find the girls.
You know that I have to go
find them.
-Please don't go,
please don't go.
-Listen to me, look at me!
I promise, okay? I promise,
I'll be right back.
-I'll be right back.
-Sean! Sean!
[music playing]
-Kiera, Kiera!
-Oh my God, Carly!
Where's Sean?
I don't know.
-We have to go.
-No, I can't, I can't.
I'm too scared. I can't
-I'm so scared.
-Hey, I'm scared too,
I'm scared too.
-I think I'm gonna die.
-Don't talk like that.
-Okay? We need to go to him,
he sounds hurt. Come on.
-What do you think it is?
I don't know.
I don't know but...
it wants us gone.
-Why don't we just go?
-We can't just leave, okay?
Sean has the keys.
We can't leave them here.
Leave us alone!
-[creature growls]
-Don't move!
I don't think he's dead.
I think he's coming for us.
I feel him watching us.
Oh my God!
Oh my God. I can see it looking
right at me.
[Carly] I can see it looking
right at me.
[Carly] Shit!
It just ran into the trees.
-Shh, shh.
-Oh my God! I can see him.
We need to go and we need
to find Sean. We need
to Bryce and we need to get
out of here, okay?
Do you hear me?
Okay, you're gonna take
my hand and we're gonna go.
Okay, okay. Come on!
Come on!
Okay Bryce, you can do this.
You can do this, Bryce.
[grunts] God!
[creature stomps]
-[stomping continues]
-[leaves rustling]
[creature snarls]
[creature growls]
I don't wanna die,
I don't wanna die,
I don't wanna die.
Damn, this son
of a bitch log.
[Sean] Hey Carly.
Oh my God! What the...
What did I just do?
Oh God! No, that
can't be good.
What the hell?
What did I just do?
-I killed her.
-What the hell!
We gotta go.
We gotta go right now!
We can't just leave her here.
It's all right, it's all right.
Look at me. Look at me.
It's okay
It was an accident.
It was an accident, okay?
It'll be okay. We are gonna go
and find Bryce, we gotta get
out of here.
Hang in there with me, okay?
I need you to be in here
with me, okay? Come on!
Come on! Come.
[Kiera sobs]
Sean? Oh my God, Sean!
Jesus. Ah, I thought
you guys left.
Hi. Why are you covered
in blood?
Where's Carly?
-She's gone, man.
-What? What do you mean
she's gone.
-We gotta get you out of here.
-No, no, no, no. Kiera,
where is Carly?
-Oh my God, that thing
got her, didn't it?
[Bryce] Well then,
what happened to her?
-I killed her.
It was an accident.
I didn't mean it.
Oh my God.
-Kiera, I need you to help me.
-I can't Sean.
Come on, Kiera. Stay with me,
stay with me.
Babe, stay with me. Look at me.
Look at me. Kiera, look at me.
Kiera, I need your help.
Come on!
Bryce, you gotta lift
with us too, buddy.
Or this is gonna be too hard.
Come on, everybody on three.
One, two, three!
-[Kiera grunts]
-[Sean groans]
-[Bryce groans]
-[Sean] It won't move.
Sean, you can't. You can't leave
me here, man.
No we won't. Be quiet.
[Bryce] No, no, no.
-[Sean] Get behind the log!
-[Kiera] Okay, okay.
[branches crunching]
[creature stomping]
[stomping continues]
It's gone, guys.
Guys, it's gone.
[Sean] Okay. Come one
-It's gone.
-Okay, come on. We gotta
get going right now.
-[Kiera] Okay.
We're gonna walk straight
through the forest and find
a way out, okay?
-Come on.
-What about Bryce?
Okay, we gotta leave him.
-Okay? No, no, no.
We have--
-We can't leave him.
We have to leave him
and we have to find some help
and bring them back to him,
-okay? Come on.
-He's right.
[birds chirping]
You guys gotta go.
Just... give me the gun.
It's only got one shot man.
That's all I need, man.
I'm not gonna let this thing
eat me alive.
No, no, no. You can't.
What do you mean, man?
I'm gonna bleed to death
before you get help.
There's gotta be another way.
Give me the gun, Sean.
There's gotta be another way.
You guys gotta go.
I gotta go too.
Come on, Sean.
Come on, Sean.
Come on.
-Give me the gun.
-I can't do it.
[Bryce] Sean. Give me the gun...
and go.
[Sean sobs]
I love you guys!
Go, go!
-We gotta go. We gotta go.
I'm here,
you furry son of a bitch.
[creature growls]
You know what? Fuck you!
We gotta go.
[music playing]
[Kiera groans]
My hand.
-Come on, we gotta keep going.
-I can't.
-I can't keep going.
-We gotta go, we gotta go.
It's all right. Just hold onto
my hand. Ready? One, two, three.
Oh my God!
They're both dead, Sean.
I killed Carly.
Look at me!
it was an accident, okay?
You didn't mean to do it.
Okay? It's okay. It's okay.
What are those things?
I think we just met Bigfoot.
-[Kiera] I can't.
-[Sean] No, no, no.
You gotta get up.
[Kiera sobs]
Sean, I can't. I need water.
No, no, no, no. We're so close.
I think it's just a...
-It's a...
-We're lost.
Yeah. I think...
Oh my God! Oh my God!
-Oh my God!
-Come on here.
No, no, come let's this way.
[Bigfoot growls]
Come on.
Go, go, go, go.
[Bigfoot growls]
[branches crunching]
[Bigfoot stomps]
[Bigfoot snarls]
I see the road.
I think it's a road.
-All right, you're safe. Okay?
I'll be right back here. Okay.
[car engine revving]
[Bigfoot growls]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! What have I done?
[Guy] Oh, Jesus Christ.
[Guy] Oh Jesus Christ. Oh Jesus.
Come on, come on.
Oh, my God!
Hey lady?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
[music playing]
[hospital monitor beeping]
[door creaks]
[Bigfoot growls]
[Bigfoot stomps]