Black Burns Fast (2026) Movie Script

[Mrs. Frogmore]
Now more than ever
we hold strongly
to the foundations
that have grounded the AGC
for the past 149 years.
We are proud to host
a diverse set of girls
supporting them no matter
where they come from.
Please!
Take me away.
[whimpers]
Let me introduce you to one
of our many success stories
from our scholarship cohort.
[bell ringing]
[upbeat music]
[woman]
No running in the halls!
[alarm beeping]
Okay.
-That's enough.
-Hmm-mmm.
[bell ringing]
-Hand sanitiser.
-Check.
- Pen.
- Check.
- Asthma pump.
- Check.
-Lucky pen.
-Check.
-Calculator.
-Check.
-Stress ball.
-Check.
Friendship.
Check.
Oh, my face still hurts
from all the smiling.
I don't know why you
let them talk you into that.
I don't know, it's just what
I'm expected to do now.
Your community
must be so proud of you.
[woman] Absolutely.
It's ones like you who are
the future of our country.
[man] A diamond in the rough.
We'll see you
in Parliament one day, hey?
[laughter]
Is that how you got
such a big room?
That means
you got something out of
[Erin]
This school is a big pond.
and in that pond,
we are the sharks
and you are food
that the scum eats.
So glad we're not
Grade 8s anymore.
Don't remind me.
My mom was in tears last night
because her little baby
is growing up so fast.
How's Ma Phumi?
Someone's daughter, niece,
cousin got pregnant at school,
so now I'm also at risk.
So you know, the usual.
[Ma Phumi]
May Satan go to bed hungry
today and every day, God.
Take the plate,
you are the waiter and chef
in this restaurant of life.
Jesus, let her not
be led astray, my God,
not be led astray by the others,
the internet, cellphones
sin and the Illuminati.
Amen!
You know, a lot of rich people
are part of the Illuminati.
Which is like
most of the school.
Watch out!
They're everywhere.
Haha, Jo, very funny.
Can we please go to class now?
Let's go.
I missed you.
[bell ringing]
Lazola, Anele
Meet Ayanda.
Hey guys.
From St Trinian's, right?
St Augustine's.
Right.
So, Ayanda
What brings a girl from
St August's to here?
St Augustine's
[Zenande] Whatever.
So?
Does it matter?
Shouldn't we be getting on
with some tour or something?
Babes we'll have the whole
year to clock this school.
Come on. Sit down. Take a seat.
Let's get to know each other.
Okay fine.
I'm Zenande Mahlati and
I'll be your guide for the day.
The AGC produces
girls of distinction,
discipline and beauty.
Raised in the Christian
ethos of our school.
Allegedly.
Let's go, guys.
Come with me.
So let's start with the basics,
but I'm sure
you know them already.
No bunking,
smoking or night jams.
Or just don't get caught.
No wigs, no weaves, no sew-ins,
no fashion styles
and no unnatural colours.
Don't be too loud or too extra,
and keep vernac to a minimum
in the houses.
Travel in small groups,
otherwise it makes
the reds nervous.
Oh, and don't bring up politics,
it's a waste of time.
My mom hated apartheid.
My dad was
a freedom fighter, hey.
Amandala!
You can't talk about
white privilege,
you literally have an iPhone.
Oh, and please, please
- (in Xhosa) I'm begging you.
- What?
That's so dirty.
Someone needs to pick it up.
My brother said that it's
made of horsehair.
Nope, it's plastic.
I bet it'll float if we
throw it in the pool.
(in Xhosa)
Yeah, do you see your friends?
Hey!
Let's go.
Damn, she's such a ten.
[boy 1] She still with Devon?
[boy 2] He's out of the picture.
I thought this was
an all-girls school.
Technically, it is.
We just have
some of the classes with
the boys' school
from across the road.
So there's no need for
experimenting in the houses.
What do you mean
by experimenting?
You know
[scoffs] Zenande.
Apparently, it makes some
of the huns start wiling.
Dude, stop.
Sorry,
but it's Shakespeare again.
Hamlet, this time.
Great.
Coz Macbeth was such a stellar
representation of mental health.
Hey, don't get snippy with me.
I don't make the syllabus.
I'm just saying,
if we all stood together
maybe we could finally have some
change around here?
Or at least
something written by a woman.
Settle down, please.
This is our matric year, we'll
take things more seriously.
Happy new year! [giggles]
Settle down, please.
Ah, there you are.
Come stand next to me.
I'd like to introduce you
to our newest student.
This is Ayanda Khumalo
Ayanda Khumalo.
Ayanda, tell us
what kind of literary books
do you love reading?
[Ayanda] Oh, I'm not
into reading like that.
I like manga, though.
Death Note.
Anime?
[Zenande scoffs]
So she's a coconut.
[Lazola] Zen!
[Zenande] I mean, we
basically, all are though.
And I'm here because my
previous school kicked me out
because they didn't like
space muffins.
Space muffins? What does
she mean by space muffins?
[Jodie] Luthando!
-[Mrs Bardot] Okay settle.
-Hello?
Settle down.
Right, this is our matric year.
We're starting off our English
lesson with our literary genres.
Who is excited to start this?
[Mr. Horak]
Guys, it's always good
to start the year with the goal
you want to achieve.
Luthando?
[Luthando] Sir?
I was just asking what your
goals for the year ahead are.
Oh, uh, yes, uh
Same as every year, Mr. Horak.
I'm just aiming to pass.
[scoffs] Please, we all know you
want to be top of the class.
[Mr. Horak] Well, that is
a noble goal, Luthando,
and I'm sure the others will all
be looking to you as an example.
Especially the other
students from, you know
rural areas.
Now, guys, this is a very
important year
in your lives, okay?
Your marks will define
whether you're studying
business science,
or working in a fast food chain.
So is it going to be
big bucks or Big Macs?
[whimsical music playing]
[bell ringing]
Please can everyone
congratulate Faye Herman
for hooking up
with James Malherbe.
Does that happen all the time?
[scoffs]
Every time someone hooks up.
And how do they know?
Her friends.
His friends. Witnesses.
It happens
on the boys' side, too.
There are eyes everywhere.
It's giving Big Brother AGC.
Shame.
Pretty.
Of course,
she's joining The Galz.
You don't know that.
Maybe they've co-opted her.
But she is pretty.
Is that why you were staring
at her throughout English?
I wasn't.
I told you, I thought I
could help her settle in.
[Jodie]
You've never done that before.
Well, maybe I want to start.
Is this a New Year's resolution
you haven't told me about?
Next, you're gonna say you
want to join them. [giggles]
Look, they're actually
not that bad.
I mean, Lazola and I
hang out sometimes.
When she needs help with
her math homework, Lu
you're smart.
But you can be gullible when
it comes to people.
Okay, whatever, Jodie.
And why is it so hard to believe
that I might want to
expand my circle?
Expand your circle?
Am I not enough for you?
-You're my best friend.
-I'm your only friend.
Still the best.
-Don't you forget it.
-[chuckles]
Is this just going to be
like your obsession
with Berry in Grade 10?
I don't know
what you mean by that.
Your offering to help
with her homework,
writing that rap
for her in Grade
[stuttering] Don't Jodie Jodie
Sssh!
[scoffs] This is not
like the Berry Thing.
Okay.
This might be
like The Berry Thing.
It's easy, just
Just keep calm and
[breathing deeply] And be cool.
Hey, homegirl, how are you?
Hey, girl, if you want to, like,
hang out sometimes
we can, like,
totally chill or whatever.
Yo.
What's up?
-[thud]
-[Luthando clears throat]
Can you guys
keep it down, please?
Oh, uh Sorry. Yeah,
I'll I'll We'll
[clears throat]
I'll I'll keep it down.
Weird.
And as the saying goes,
be wise and condomise.
So
that's how we do that.
And that is how we do that.
There.
Fully enveloped
for maximum effectiveness.
Always be sure to check.
Or there may be
unwanted consequences.
Now
although I pray these lessons
need not be applied
until your wedding night,
I am not ignorant of how
many of you get swept up
in chocolate and roses as
Valentine's Day approaches.
But best believe
abstinence-y
is the best policy.
Coming from someone who's
probably never had an orgasm.
[giggling]
Would you care
to share the joke?
Oh, I was just wondering if
we're encouraged to abstain,
what other alternatives
do we have?
Sorry?
You know, to curb our urges?
Like masturbation.
[giggling]
I mean, are we expected
to wait for someone
to pluck our special flowers?
Oh I agree.
I think we could all benefit
from a comprehensive
understanding
[stuttering]
covering all the bases.
-Yeah.
-[giggling]
Like she said,
covering all bases.
[giggling]
Yes Luthando.
We should cover other things.
Does anyone else have any
other questions? Any one
Is it supposed to be the
same colour as the inside?
Is blue waffle a real thing?
Does drinking lots of
juice change the smell?
[bell ringing]
Like I know marks in
your panties aren't good,
but it's not my fault, Mr. Smith
is so hot, it makes me wet.
I mean, what do we pay
for laundry for?
Let it go.
Please come jam with us again.
-You can ask Siv to come.
-So I can be a cock-block?
Absolutely not, babes.
This place is like a fishbowl.
Oh, hi.
Hi. Thanks for having my back,
back there.
I mean, of course, uh
you know, forewarned is
forearmed, or whatever.
Okay So, isn't there something
you're supposed to show me?
I mean, you are the face
of the school.
Please, don't
So tell me, Miss AGC,
where can someone
get some privacy around here?
Well, um,
there's this mini garden
thing behind the swimming pool.
Then there's the music school,
but it's too popular
and some others.
At least that's what I've heard.
And you here I thought you
were the type to keep it PG.
-Who said that?
-Zenande.
Well, her exact words were
plain oats in human form.
[inhales] Yeah.
But thanks for the tips.
I'll show myself around.
See you later.
How was LO?
Oh no.
I know that look.
What are you overthinking now?
When you were in Grade 8,
did you think
you'd be who you are now?
I guess.
Badass debater.
Academic juggernaut.
Future president.
The Angela Davis of AGC.
- People call me that.
- Hmm-mmm.
Please be serious.
I'm sorry.
I'll be serious.
What's this about?
Maybe I am plain oats.
Am I boring?
Boring?
No.
More like
low-keyed, not so adventurous.
Some people may call
that boring, but not me.
You know it's all subjective.
Subjective?
Yeah.
[Jodie] Lu, where are you going?
[Luthando] Yo, Ayanda!
Yo, Ayanda, 'sup Anele.
Still want me
to show you around?
Yeah, can you do tonight?
Aight, aight Cool.
-Cool.
-Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
I'm out.
I can't believe
that actually worked.
What are you talking about?
[Luthando squeals]
(in Xhosa) A snake!
[Ayanda laughing]
It's just a braid.
Okay. Let's go. [laughing]
[giggling]
[door creaks]
[Luthando]
I think this might be it.
Oh, this is dope.
I think I think this was my
matric when I was in Grade 8.
Or was it her sister?
I don't know.
Anyway, she used to
-Grow up.
-[Ayanda sighs]
Did you say something?
Huh-uh.
[metal box clicks]
[Luthando mumbling]
[Luthando mumbling]
[sighs]
Fuck, I needed that.
Go, Miss AGC,
this place is dope.
You're welcome.
So um
today in LO, do you
Do you know a lot
about that stuff?
Are you asking me
if I've had sex?
You don't have to answer that.
It's fine.
I have.
And it's nothing like Sue and
her cucumber.
Give me your hand.
Make a fist.
Keep it tight.
Oh!
Okay.
Ugh!
Gross.
Are you cold?
Come here.
I'll blow the other way.
[sighs]
What about you?
What have you done?
Nothing even close to anything.
How come?
I don't know. Guess I haven't
I'm still waiting
for the right person.
Mmm. You waiting for someone
to give you a special flower to
[stutters] No!
I mean
still waiting for someone
to give me that feeling.
And what feeling is that?
[stuttering]
-It's
-[thud]
-[Luthando] Come. Come!
-Shit.
Can you smell that?
[Zenande]
Hey, what are you doing?
Couple hunting, you?
Same.
Is that weed?
-[whistle blows]
-[gasps] Security!
[gasping]
What was that?
The Illuminati?
-Did you see those robes?
-It was probably security.
[Luthando] I don't care,
they can't find out we're here.
-And now?
-Let's just run.
Ah, then we look guilty.
[Zenande] Then walk?
-We're coming from the library?
-You know what?
We're gonna make a run for it.
On the count of one two three
Ayanda!
[energetic music playing]
[laughter]
[laughter and squeals]
So
how was your friend date?
What?
Last night?
Doing
Whatever you guys were doing.
What?
Oh, okay. Yeah, it went fine.
Um, we even met up
with Zenande and them.
Mmm. Luthando
Does that make you
one of The Galz now?
Me? I think that Zenande
would rather drop dead
before that happened.
Oh, I so wish.
I'm just saying, don't
get all caught up in it.
Of course not.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hi.
Uh, so I wanted to introduce
you to my best friend Jodie.
-Jodie, this is Ayanda.
-Hey.
-Hi.
-Hi.
And I know.
I was there when she came.
[stuttering] Oh, so sorry.
She's not much
of a morning person,
but I promise you she's,
she's cool.
Well, if she's
anything like you,
I'm sure we'll get along fine.
Oh, Lu,
you don't need to hype me up.
I am well and truly comfortable
in my uncoolness.
[laughs] Oh, Jodie's so
so funny.
Hmm?
What what was that?
Yeah, I think we need
to go to class. [giggles]
Yeah, come on.
But break's not over.
Um, hi?
You do know
it's a Friday, right?
-And?
-So why are you working?
Yoh! Where do you have
time for a life?
[scoffs] What's that?
I'm sorry you're gonna
have to deviate this weekend.
Why?
Because we are going to town
with Zenande and them.
Does Zenande know that?
Who cares? I want you
to come, so you're coming.
-Ayanda, I have to do this.
-Come on!
It's been two weeks.
What work do you have?
Please.
Please, please
Okay, okay. I'll come.
-Yes!
-Ssh!
Just for the morning, though.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
[upbeat music playing]
[gasps] Oh!
Do you think
Chulu will like this?
How would I know?
I just thought I'd dress
up and surprise him.
He's been quiet lately.
Is he still upset at you that
you're making him wait?
Come on, girl, he's a loser.
There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
I promise you.
Are you done yet?
Almost. I just need to
get the zipper up.
-[Luthando] Ayanda!
-Let me help you.
[pensive music playing]
Oh, um Thanks,
I should probably go.
- It looks good on you, shame.
- Oh wow!
Shame girl. Is this what you
were hiding under your jersey?
Look at you, my girly.
-You look so cute.
-Do a 360 for us.
- Do a twirl, do a twirl.
- Come on!
-You look so good.
-My, my!
You look so pretty.
No, no, no!
Yeah, you must dress like this
more often.
Yeah, it really suits you.
-Not so plain oats after all.
-[laughter]
[upbeat music playing]
[laughter]
[shop owner] Thank you so much.
Enjoy the day.
-[shop owner] Bye-bye.
-[Luthando] Bye.
[upbeat music continues]
(in Xhosa) You know, guys
I've been thinking
About how to get
in there with Cait.
Give her some chocolate,
a teddy bear.
Just switch it up,
go for it, man!
- Be romantic, you know.
- That's the way to go.
You know these girls
love romance.
You get it,
bitches love romance!
Look, I'll hit her
with my moves.
A little razzle here
dazzle there.
And thenHe scores,
he scores, he scores!
I'm telling you, my guy!
I'm telling you.
What are they saying?
You can take a man, but you
can never take him seriously.
- (in Xhosa) We're in shit.
- Literally, babes.
You know,
for an all-girls school,
there's barely any lesbians
around here.
[bell ringing]
Oh, well,
there aren't really any.
It's it's not an AGC thing.
Really?
I've heard that before. Besides,
if you don't know any,
you probably are one.
Let me hear you whisper
That you love me too
Keep the love light glowing
In your eyes so
[upbeat music playing]
[gasp]
[thud]
I think I'm in lesbians
with Ayanda.
Am I supposed to be surprised?
I know this is a shock,
and I swear I wasn't
hiding it from you, but
Wait.
What?
I thought I was
gonna have to hit you
over the head
to get you to realise.
Then why didn't you
say anything?
All the stuff I've read
said that I'm supposed
to wait for you to come to me.
But trust me,
the impulse was there
to just shake it out of you.
You researched it!
How long have you known?
Since your obsession
with Berry in Grade 10.
You haven't exactly shown
much interest in boys.
Is it that obvious?
Mmm Only to someone
who knows you.
No matter what happens.
I'm here for you.
And I appreciate you
trusting me with this.
Oh, stop it!
Who else would I trust?
Oh, wait.
What am I supposed to do now?
AGC girls
aren't meant to be gay.
(in Xhosa)
And what about my mom?
Hey, hey.
You don't have to tell anyone
if you're not ready.
Can't I just ignore it
and it will go away
like the Berry thing?
Do you want it to?
[groans]
[girl] She's a lesbian.
[boy] She's a lesbian.
Hey!
Why's everyone looking at me?
Why do I feel like
everyone knows?
- What are you talking about?
- I can tell they can tell.
Great.
You need to calm down.
[bell ringing]
[exhales] You're right.
You're right.
I'm calm. I'm normal.
-Hey!
-[Luthando squeals]
[playful music playing]
[bell ringing]
Zenande, what do you need?
I'm supposed to meet Jodie.
She can wait.
Did you get your test back?
Oh, you did!
Let's compare notes.
What did you say
for question one?
Five.
Ten.
Twenty-five!
He left out ten marks.
He does that to you, too?
Yes.
And then
when I ask him to fix it,
he gives me an attitude.
Like you don't deserve
the mark in the first place.
Right?
Wow.
How do you feel about them
making us share
the subject prize?
Honestly, I kind of hate it.
Like, surely one of us
is doing better.
You know, you can say it.
I know your marks
are better than mine.
I work hard. You work hard.
They just make it seem
like a consolation prize
cause we're both
- Right?
- You know?
You're not as bad
as I thought you were.
Um, am I supposed to
say thank you for that?
- Nope.
- It's just an observation.
- Zenande.
- Another observation.
You should probably
speak to Ayanda
because she thinks
you two are beefing.
Beefing? What beef?
(in Xhosa) How should I know?
You're welcome to share
with me when you find out.
It's nothing.
There's there's no beef.
Mmm-hmm. If you say so.
[sniggers] Now what did you
say for the essay question?
[upbeat music playing]
[Ma Phumi] Luthando.
Hi Mama, how are you?
What's wrong?
Do you have a headache?
No, Ma, I'm just itchy.
You played
a lot of sport this term.
You look darker.
Did you get sunburnt?
Can we please go, Ma?
(in Xhosa) No, get up, wake up!
Are you going to sleep all day?
[groans] Mama, please.
I want my tea
before I go to work.
What will your mother-in-law say
if you're not the first up
in the morning?
They'll return you!
Wake up, wake up!
Oh, Mama.
I'm awake, Ma.
Oh God, why did you
give me such a child?
My tea.
So the girls
only wear white, okay?
But it mustn't look bridal.
It needs to be simple
and elegant.
Okay, I see.
Let me have a quick look
and I'll call you.
In the meantime, feel free to
have a look at the accessories.
Thank you.
(in Xhosa)
That moffie is pretty?
No, Ma, you can't say that!
Well, he mustn't
advertise it then.
-But he does do good makeup.
-Mama
Ma'am, you can
come through this way
and have a look at some options.
Thank you.
[Ma Phumi] Come.
You see.
You look like a lady.
Yes, Mama.
Hmm.
[knocking on window]
Hey! Nonsense!
Gross.
Rubbish.
(in Xhosa) You know,
when I was your age
I bought myself
a pair of pink stockings.
Hot Pink.
Like Brenda.
And I bought them
with my own money.
I wore them once and my mother
told me to take them off.
I'd never cried so much
in my life.
But then later on,
I realised she's right.
Strict, but right.
(in Xhosa) When you
make yourself stand out
you will certainly bring
the wrong attention.
Hmm?
(in Xhosa) You're such a lady.
Thank you, Ma.
(in Xhosa) The only thing
that will ruin this
is the type of boy you take.
You must choose carefully.
What if I don't go with a boy?
Um, can we try a sash,
please, in cream?
(in Xhosa)
Well, you guys are modern.
You can go
with your friend, Jodie.
And you, Mama?
Who did you go with?
With my neighbour.
We went to the same church.
Was he your boyfriend?
No!
We didn't do those things
in my time.
What about my dad?
Your father
Your father was a gentleman.
Well, that was before
How did you know
that he was the one?
He made me feel special.
Ugh!
Maybe the sash
is a bit too much.
Luthando.
You must stick to yourself.
(in Xhosa)
That way, no one will hurt you.
Because people
You can't always rely on them.
But Mama
Isn't that lonely?
Do I look lonely to you?
(in Xhosa)
If that's what you think,
then maybe you should come
back and keep me company.
[Luthando sighs]
(in Xhosa)
Luthando are you pregnant?
Is that why you asked
about your dad?
No, Mama
No! I promise.
I promise
Okay.
You better keep it that way.
[clock ticking]
[Luthando sighs]
[phone pings] Ah!
[Luthando gasps]
Nomathemba, my love.
How long must I wait for you?
I didn't ask you, Smanga.
You can't
just show up like this.
[sighs] Then why
did you open the door?
Why did you let me in?
(in Xhosa) Uh I think it's
time for you to sleep now.
-Ma?
-Luthando
Goodnight.
[door opens]
Nomathemba
How long must I wait for you?
You can't just
show up like this.
Oh, don't be like that, my love.
A day couldn't pass without
me seeing your beauty.
You shouldn't be here.
-It's not right.
-Says who?
Should. Shouldn't.
But what do you want?
What if
What if I don't know
what I want?
Oh, I think you know
what you want.
You want the ooh and the aah,
and the romance.
-Huh?
-Yes, but
What do I do?
You better practice.
[Luthando sighs]
Okay, I think she's gone.
I feel kind of betrayed.
It looks nothing like
a grapefruit.
Have you ever looked?
At at yours, I mean.
We were studying it in bio
and I wanted to know
what it looks like.
- It's normal.
- Right, right.
I'm just abnormal.
- I should look.
- And touch.
Practice I need to practice.
Does make perfect.
Jo, please be serious here.
I am being serious.
Did the pages
and pages of research
not show you I'm being serious?
Right. Sorry, I'm just stressed.
Then maybe don't do it
if it triggers you so much.
It's your body.
You can do this at any time.
Um, no, I can't.
I can't do it at school
and certainly not
when Mama is around.
Think of this.
You're joining the sexual
revolution of millions of women
who are pursuing
pleasure for themselves.
Right.
And for your future
hypothetical partner, too.
But mainly you, right?
You're setting
a great example, Luthando.
You are breaking
multi-generational chains.
- You are
- Oh, okay, okay, Jo.
Thank you. Thank you, I got it.
Okay, the pleasure
of every woman
rests on my shoulders.
[scoffs] Okay, you know
that's not what I meant.
But yeah,
I went a bit overboard.
But you've got this.
You've got this.
I've got this.
Yeah.
- I've got this.
- Yeah.
[playful music playing]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[Ma Phumi] Luthando!
Luthando!
I'm coming, Mama!
(in Xhosa)
Come help me with these bags!
Don't be dramatic, Zee.
Second term just started.
I still have enough time to
ask Thumelo to the dance.
Uh-huh, the problem is you like
to leave it to the last minute.
What if some other hun
grabs him already?
She might have a point, Zola.
Then I'll ask someone else
to the dance.
-Ow, Zee!
-You'll do your own tie then.
No, but you do it so nicely.
Hey, guys.
-Hi!
-Hello.
Who are you taking to the dance?
Me? I I don't know.
We just got back to school.
Do people have dates already?
[Zenande] Tense. [giggles]
I thought you were going
with your bestie?
I'm sure Ayanda
already has a date.
If I don't know any better,
I'd think you two are lesbians.
-[laughs]
-Zen!
That's so problematic.
I'm not being funny,
it's just, it would be awkward
because she's not lesbian.
-Mmm.
-Right.
-Right.
-Right.
-Yeah.
-Right.
Do you even know any boys?
Not really.
Ag shame.
So, I'll make you a deal.
If you help me
with the business assignment,
I'll help you find a date.
It's not going to be easy,
but uh
hey, a plan can be made.
-Um thank you?
-[bell ringing]
You're welcome.
Come, we've got Xhosa.
[Luthando] Bye.
Guess I'll see you later.
(in Xhosa) Morning, class.
Morning, teacher.
Ayanda!
Ayanda, wait!
[Zenande in Xhosa]
Lulu, come here!
Lu!
Ndumi
this is Luthando.
It's always a pleasure
meeting a pretty lady.
Um Hi?
(in Xhosa) Homegirl doesn't have
a date for the dance.
But I thought
you would suit each other.
Let's give them some space
so that they can talk nicely.
Bye. [giggles]
Um, so what class
do you have next?
Can I walk you there?
-Yeah?
-Sure.
So your friends
were telling me that you
Can everyone
congratulate Luthando
for jamming with Ndumiso!
[cheering and clapping]
Who even is that?
Our father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
I know I don't
come to you often,
especially to ask for things.
Except for patience. High marks.
For my boobs
to stop growing and
Actually, never mind.
But I'm coming to you now
as your child
to ask for your mercy.
Understanding?
I know you're a bit iffy
on the whole
[whispers] homosexuality thing.
I know thou shalt not lie
with another of the same sex,
but I haven't done anything so
technically, we're good.
But also, love isn't a sin.
You know, love thy
neighbour as you love your
Not that I'm
Not that I'm in love.
Mmm-mm. Um
Anyway, I am asking for
one more chance with Ayanda.
At least for her to forgive me
and for me to apologise and
for her to smile at me again.
(in Xhosa)
Ugh, I'm in trouble here.
Just one more chance, please.
For yours is the kingdom,
the power and the glory.
Forever and ever. Amen.
Right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's take up
our positions please,
and get ready
for today's demonstration.
You two are welcome
to join us, please.
You know,
the more the merrier. Hmm?
Well, then, let me demonstrate.
Miss
And one, two, three.
Down and up.
One, two, three.
Round we go.
One, two, three.
[playful music playing]
Dance with me.
Focus, focus, focus.
[Luthando] Oh, I'm sorry.
[Ayanda] It's fine, it's fine.
I mean, I'm sorry for how
I acted at the end of term.
I was stressed.
What does that
have to do with me?
I'm sorry.
It wasn't fair to to avoid you.
Right!
Let's put a bit of pizzazz
in the waltz.
No.
No.
-Can we do that?
-No.
No, no, no.
Think quick.
[giggling]
Oh, my goodness,
I'm so bad at this.
Yeah, my feet can feel it.
Can I try that?
Are you good?
-Luthando
-Can I kiss you?
I mean, I thought I should ask.
-No way!
-It's just Okay.
O O Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry. You're just so cute.
[upbeat music playing]
I don't understand why
I don't know
what I'm doing wrong.
Um sure.
Okay, no worries.
I'll send you a clip of that.
I think she just needs
our support because
she had like,
gwababa, this morning
There she is
I'll text you.
Okay, bye.
-Wait, how old is he?
-Is he
He's in university.
First year?
Mmm-mm.
Oh, she doesn't look happy.
-[Zenande] Mmm.
-[Luthando] Oh, boy.
My baby, what happened?
Are you fine?
It was fine.
It was just a bit oh!
[Anele groaning]
-Anele?
-Hmm?
Is that a pad?
I'm sorry, we're not laughing.
Wait, for five marks though,
like break it down.
What happened?
You're not
on your period, though.
Okay, you're making noise.
It was embarrassing.
I know I was there.
[Zenande] Come on, friend.
Okay, but what happened?
Oh, snap.
You mean to tell me that
Okay, guys, okay.
-[Anele] Okay.
-Wait, what?
So she was wearing her pad.
I don't understand.
Isn't that a good thing?
No, Luthando
It's not a good thing?
Okay, but it's not a good thing?
I can't wait for this weekend.
Vibes.
[giggling]
[playful music playing]
She's a better view.
Yes, she is.
-You're obsessed with me.
-Okay.
I'm happy.
[Luthando]
Where are your parents?
[Ayanda] At home.
The main house is in Joburg.
This is our holiday home.
And it's for me if I behave
myself at school.
[Luthando] Wow!
Hello.
[upbeat music playing]
You're messing with me, right?
Brenda was a lesbian,
I promise you.
That is the blackest thing
I have ever seen you do.
I'll throw you in the pool.
No, you won't. And you know why?
Because you like me too much.
- Are you sure about that?
- Mmm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Ah, Luthando!
[laughter]
Okay, I'm joking.
[upbeat music playing]
Hi, guys.
Welcome to my YouTube channel.
Today, we're going to be
doing Thando's makeup.
Hi.
-Okay.
-Mmm-hmm.
-Just
-Okay.
Okay. Um
-[Ayanda] Alright.
-[Luthando] Are you good?
Just need to figure out
the right angle.
Mmm-hmm.
- Okay.
- Should I
No, this is actually
not working. Um
Move your seat back.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, um
Oh
I don't know
where to put my hands.
Just keep them here
and don't move.
-This is serious.
-Hmm-mmm.
Uh, professionals, please.
-Thank you.
-Tilt.
Ugh! I don't want your
hair sticking in my face.
-Okay.
-Thank you.
[upbeat music continues]
You sure you're good?
I'm good.
[Luthando] You good?
-I'm good.
-Okay.
-Are you sure?
-Luthando.
Do you know
what you're doing?
Luthando, I will poke
you in the eye.
-Don't move.
-Okay.
Look down.
-Down here? No?
-No.
-Keep it here.
-Hmm-mmm.
Satisfied?
Okay.
Now you can grope me.
Ready? One, two, three.
Let's go.
[energetic club music playing]
Hmm-mmm, Ayanda.
Boring.
-Nobody cares.
-[Luthando scoffs]
Look at them behind us.
That could be us one day.
Yeah.
Yeah, it could be.
[sighs]
Where the fuck is this Uber?
I know, I'm so cold.
-[Ayanda] It's too bright.
-[Luthando groans]
[Luthando groans]
It's going well, I see.
Mmm-hmm.
You're still coming
to my concert, right?
Yes, of course I'll be there.
I even have an idea
for my next sign.
Either, Bach better have
my money or, can you Handel it?
Get it? Like the composers.
I don't know which one is worse.
They're both so terrible.
I mean it, though.
It's a big one.
-I don't want you to miss it.
-Yes. Yes, I will be there.
It's the week
before the funeral,
Thursday night. [gasps]
I have to show you
the invitations.
Oh.
I didn't know you were invited.
I am moving up in the
world, Miss Hofmeyer.
Ayanda got one too,
so did The Galz,
well, that was fairly obvious.
-Wow! Yeah, that's a big deal.
-Hmm-mmm.
Anyway, back to the concert.
You'll be there?
Yes, of course I'll be there.
I'll even bring Ayanda along.
She likes you, you know?
[Jodie] Mmm-hmm.
Luthando, I don't even think
we've had a full conversation.
Well, I would like for
you two to be friends.
Don't be like that.
Shit, what's the time?
Since when do you swear?
It's 15:45.
Ayanda must be
rubbing off on me.
Bet she is.
What? Have a date?
Jamming with Ndumiso at 16:00.
How does Ayanda feel about that?
What would she feel about it?
We're just talking.
Does Ndumiso know that?
I'm just saying, don't bite off
more than you can chew, Lu.
It'll be fine, okay.
Bye. Happy practising.
Bye. Happy practising.
Bye.
Okay.
Applications for varsity
are opening,
and your choice is important.
It was the best four years
of my life.
Almost as good as high school.
The girls,
the parties, the sports,
the dr [stammering]
The dedication to academics.
Coz you okes
are there to learn, hey?
All right, it'll help me
to get a sense
of where you're all applying to
so we can work together
for the marks you'll need.
So by a show of hands.
Who's applying to WITS?
Okay.
TUKS?
None.
Stellies?
What a place.
I've got some stories from there
which I'm not
going to share with you today.
UCT?
Wow, that is great, Luthando.
You keep up the good work
and you'll get there.
What's the point?
They just need someone
to fill in the quotas.
[laughter]
Of course you'd say that.
A few years ago, you wouldn't
have had to compete with me.
Missing those Apartheid days,
huh, Braddy?
Sir, you can't
let her say that to me.
-Luthando
-Come on.
We we can't be talking about.
That was 30 years ago.
Okay, and Tata Madiba, you know,
said that we're not gonna
We're going to be in peace,
alright? So
I'm going to ask you
to exit, please.
Yeah. Do some breathing.
And reflect
on the Rainbow Nation.
Okay, I will see you
in detention.
Okay, well
let's just
get our head in the game.
[rebellious music playing]
Lu
I heard what happened
in business. Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I think.
No, I am good.
But you got detention?
Mmm, first time for everything,
I guess.
[cheering and ululating]
You go, Miss Let My People Go!
They said you snapped.
I was over it, okay?
Someone had to say it.
(in Xhosa) Okay, so, the context
with me and Bradley.
Firstly, it started
in Grade 10, right?
[knock on window]
[giggling]
Luthando!
Hmm-mmm. [clears throat]
Luthando,
what were you thinking?
(in Xhosa) I won't let him
talk to me like that, Ma.
I work really hard in class.
But you were the one kicked out!
I hope you apologised
to your teacher.
-Luthando!
-Mama,
I won't apologise
for what I said.
It's not fair.
He should have been
kicked out of class, not me!
I was the one being bullied.
(in Xhosa) You are the one
who was in detention.
What did I say to you?
Keep your head down.
Focus on your books!
Ah!
Just turn the other cheek,
Luthando!
(in Xhosa)
And who does that help?
What did you say?
What's wrong with you?
There's nothing wrong, Mama.
(in Xhosa) No, there must be
something wrong
if you're speaking to me
like that.
-This isn't like you, my child.
-Then tell me, Mama.
How am I? Hmm? Tell me.
Luthando.
(in Xhosa) Sorry, Mama.
I must be tired from detention.
Yes, you must be tired.
Go rest.
Every small, small thing I do,
every step out of line
and she's on my f
She's on my case.
That's why I stopped
caring a long time ago.
Sometimes you need
to give them that shock.
So you don't have to worry
about them expecting too much.
The pressure will kill you
if you let it.
You know what will
make you feel better?
Hmm?
Hey Lu, it's me.
I'm just letting you know
that we're running a bit late,
but we're probably
gonna start in five
Hey, Lu.
- Just wondering where you are.
- I'm literally start
-in about a minute.
-Are you on your way?
Just, yeah, wondering where
you are, are you coming?
-I saved you a seat in front.
-It's a big one, as I said.
So yeah, just wanna know
where you're at.
I'm gonna see you soon.
-See you now, hopefully
-Bye.
[sighs]
[phone beeps]
Good. Very good.
I am very proud of you.
You have improved dramatically
this term.
Thank you.
That grammar.
Well done, keep it up.
Keep up the good work.
Very nice work.
-Yes!
-Well done.
-You did good.
-Hey, thanks.
Well done.
Hi, ma'am.
I would be lying if I wasn't
shocked at you, Luthando.
I'm going to give you
a chance to redo it.
I'm hoping it was just
a bad month for you.
[whispers] Please focus. Okay?
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
[classroom chatter]
Well done.
Miss Hofmeyer?
[bell ringing]
[Luthando] I'll catch up
with you guys later.
Hey Jo!
Hey.
I didn't see you this morning.
-Is everything okay?
-I don't know.
Is everything okay?
Are you sick?
Did you fall and bump your head?
Did you drop your phone
in the ocean or something?
[stammering] What?
Judging by your reaction,
you're perfectly fine
and able to return my texts.
Which means that you
just chose not to last night.
Unbelievable.
Wait, wait
Last night? What do you
What do you
The concert. Shit.
Jodie, I am so sorry.
You promised you'd be there.
Let me guess.
-You were with Ayanda.
-Okay. Can we
Can we talk about this
somewhere else?
There's nothing
to talk about, Luthando.
You weren't there.
And you haven't been here
for most of the year.
Jo
Okay, look, I get it. Okay.
I messed up.
I did and I'm so sorry, but
I promise it won't happen again.
-It won't.
-No
It won't.
Don't you have classes
to get to?
Show's over.
- Fucking vultures.
- Keep in moving.
- Language!
- Let's go!
Why are you standing here
watching? Go to your next class.
I'm sure they'll let you
redo the assignment.
Not after the Brad thing.
Just do better in the next one.
Besides,
there's no point in beating
you if you're not competing.
That was almost
nice of you, Zenande.
You know what, we'll put in
extra study time together
and get you back on track.
Thank you.
So what's happening
between you and Jodie?
Um, it's
I'll figure it out.
Let's just focus
on studying first.
[clock ticking]
[Anele] You have to use them.
Coz last time
I sent them to you
[Luthando] I'm gonna use them.
Okay, coz I'm not doing all that
writing for nothing. It's a lot.
-I need help with maths, guys.
-You always need help.
-Okay, buts
-It's always with
What?
Is Is Chulu down again?
Isn't he at school?
He is. I mean, he's meant to be.
Wait.
Okay, um
maybe it's just someone with
a similar car or something.
He does, like sometimes like
to surprise me, so maybe
Anele.
Anele, wait.
You know we can't be here, wait!
Anele.
Just hold on!
[banging on window] Chulu?
(in Xhosa) Chulu, open!
Anele.
- Anele.
- What is going on here, Chulu?
Anele, baby.
Listen, Anele, I can explain.
- I'm not an idiot, Chulu!
- Listen, Anele.
- I hope it was worth it.
- Don't be like this, Anele.
We were just talking.
We didn't do anything.
- Your zip is open.
- Get out of the way.
Anele, let's just
talk about this.
Keep my name out of your mouth.
-Anele, are you okay?
-Anele!
Who does he think he is?
(in Xhosa) With his big head.
Who was he with?
Did you see them?
No, it was probably
some Grade 10.
A Grade 10. Okay.
Sharp.
- No, Zee,
leave that little girl alone.
Probably believed his lies
like I did.
(in Xhosa)
Huh-uh, don't be weak, Anele.
He's not about
to get away with this.
Imagine!
You feed a pig pudding and
it wants the whole buffet?
Okay, okay.
Can we let it go, please?
He and I are over.
-[Zenande] Fine.
-It's enough.
But the next time I see him,
I'm telling you - it's on sight!
Okay.
Okay.
Well, today's lesson,
men ain't shit.
Sorry.
Do you want some wine?
It'll make you feel better.
No.
I'll be okay.
So let me get this straight.
We're going to
a funeral for a rat?
It's a hamster,
and it's tradition.
This school and its traditions.
It's actually
the ticket of the year.
Invite only
if you can believe it.
Come here.
Are you still bummed
about Jodie?
[scoffs]
Look, you still have me.
Okay.
Let's get ready
for Buckley's funeral.
Bucky.
Bucky the hamster.
Thank you.
[background chatter]
You don't have to wait in line.
You guys are VIP.
Come with me.
-Can't we add a seat
-Hold on.
You're with me. This side.
[sombre organ music playing]
That's the WAG section.
He must be serious.
Love that for them.
[sombre organ music continues]
To Bucky!
May his soul rest in peace.
To Bucky.
You know I'm glad
Chulu cheated on me.
-What?
-Huh?
Guys
Life is so short, you know?
Bucky was what? Two years old.
And I'm what? I'm young too.
He was a hamster.
-[chuckles]
-But he still had a life
and hopes and dreams.
I've been Chulu's girl
for three years.
Okay, yes, fine.
At first, he treated me like
[inhale] It was delicious,
you know.
But you need more than that.
Amen.
Yeah, it's like, I get to
be my own person now.
Plus, he used
too much tongue, guys.
Life is too short to be
living for someone else.
-Just ask Bucky.
-Exacle.
But don't say that again.
I know what you meant,
but, like, don't verbalise that.
Why would you want
someone to cheat on you?
No, but you know what I meant.
No!
[playful music playing]
[Luthando] Who is he to like
To just tell you to take
a seat on the other side?
-Yeah.
-Like what?
I'm sorry about today, Ayanda.
It's okay.
-It's okay.
-[Luthando groans]
-Let's get you to bed.
-Yeah.
I actually blame Zenande
coz where did she find this guy?
We don't even know his surname.
-Do you know his surname?
-Let's just get to bed.
I don't know his surname.
And we can talk about it
in the morning.
Okay.
Good?
Good night, Lu.
[Luthando groans]
[whispers] Fucking idiot.
[clock ticking]
Someone's busy.
Mmm-hmm, I need to catch up.
[Ayanda sighs]
[Ayanda moans]
You've been in here all weekend.
Just take a break. Five minutes.
-Hmm-mmm.
-Please.
Just five minutes.
Hmm-mmm
-Five minutes.
-Five minutes.
-Five minutes.
-Five.
[clanging]
-Do you hear something?
-Hmm, it's fine.
We're good.
-All good.
-Okay.
[bell ringing]
[girl 1] Her,
of all people, though?
[girl 2] I swear.
It happened
right here at school.
You can see everything.
It's disgusting.
-[girl 1] Say you oath?
-[girl 2] I oath.
I mean, that's what I've heard.
[background whispering]
[clock ticking]
[clears throat]
[Mr. Wainwright]
Miss M-tim-kulu.
Where are you going,
what on earth
Pack your things and follow me.
Let's go, my girl!
Hurry up!
Ma'am.
[classroom] Whoa!
If you're a good guy I want
If you're a good guy,
you are absolutely fucked.
You know, no one even
looked at Luthando twice
before I took notice of her.
Luthando!
-Bitch!
-Let me tell you.
That does not get any easier
to listen to.
Well.
I don't think I have to
explain to either of you.
That is not
the kind of behaviour
that is acceptable
from AGC students.
I mean, especially
someone in your position.
Miss M-zee-kulu.
I mean, sexual acts.
On campus. It's
It's taboo, chaps.
It's taboo
in any kind of context.
We're not the first or last
to make out on campus.
And I'm sure
if you throw a stone,
you'll find somebody else.
Well, be that as it may,
evidence is now floating
around on the internet
of the two of you in your
school uniform, doing
The things.
Don't look at me like that.
I didn't You
You did it. Not me.
Okay. And now there is evidence.
Of the things.
[stammering]
And with geotagging?
Have you thought about that?
It's been geotagged.
The location.
People are visiting
the location.
And And And AI?
It'll become clear that this
all happened at our school.
And poof,
there goes our reputation.
And let me tell you something.
Reputation is
what this school is built on
and I will not sit idly by,
and watch the two of you sully
that reputation with your
Well, let's call a spade
a spade, your lesbianism.
I will not.
No, thank you, sir.
[stammering]
Have you called my mother?
Yes, I've called your mother.
Yeah, I've WhatsApped her
the link.
Can you stop?
Shit, I knew he'd be angry,
but I didn't think
he'd do something like this.
[Ayanda's father on phone]
What did you do?
[Ayanda whispers] Fucking twat.
Ayanda.
What did you do?
You said you didn't wanna
live for anybody else.
And it's not like
you like him so
They've called my mother.
Ayanda, they've
They've called my mother.
Okay, what am I supposed
to say to her?
What if we get expelled?
Thando, you're being dramatic.
We're not gonna get expelled.
Do you even know the school?
If anything,
your little boyfriend will.
I'm sure this counts
as revenge porn.
You
You did this because you
were jealous of Ndumiso?
Please.
Don't say you did this for me.
What I don't understand is why
why
Why would you fuck up
our lives like this?
You're not his trophy and he
needed to understand that.
But I'm yours?
So you go
and implode my fucking life?
If you weren't being
such a fucking people pleaser
and had a backbone,
I wouldn't have done it.
Right.
Right, so
So I should be
more like you then?
Just not care about anything?
Or anyone.
I did this for you
because I care about you.
This is my life, Ayanda.
I can't go
to another school like this.
You can.
-Luthando wait
-[scoffs]
Can I wait
somewhere else, please?
Fuck!
Please pick up Jodie, please.
Hi, this is Jodie Hofmeyer.
I'm currently unavailable
because I'm plotting
world domination.
I'll return your call
when I'm done.
No, Jo. No.
Jo, please.
-Please pick up. Please.
-[phone beeps]
[phone beeps]
I'm only answering coz
it's shitty to ghost someone.
I can't help you, especially
especially if you're just gonna
ditch me for someone else.
Fuck.
[Mr. Pollock]
Ah, Mrs. M-tim-kulu.
This way, please,
she's waiting for you.
(in Xhosa) What is wrong
with you, Luthando? Hmm?
How are you
going to recover from this?
And your scholarship? What'll
happen when you get kicked out?
And I'm sure Jodie was
studying instead of
Instead of [sighs]
The other one. Where is she?
[stammering] I don't know, Ma.
She's probably in another room.
They usually keep people
apart for hearings.
You never told me
about this girl.
Who is she? Where is she from?
Hmm-mmm.
Hmm-mmm?
I know what you want to say.
She didn't corrupt me, I
I kissed her first.
Mmm. [exhales]
(in Xhosa)
I don't understand, Luthando.
When did this thing start?
After the half term, Mama.
And you couldn't have waited
till the end of term
before you did this?
Oh. [exhales]
Is this about your
father not being around?
(in Xhosa)
I tried my best, Luthando.
They said
that this could happen.
Oh!
Oh, God,
people are going to talk.
Then let them talk, Ma.
I don't live for them.
I don't care anymore.
One thing at a time, okay?
We keep you at this school
and then we'll deal with your
your situation.
Oh, I just need to process it.
[stammering] Yes, Ma.
What is it?
[clears throat]
At least you don't have to worry
about me getting
pregnant anymore.
(in Xhosa) Are you losing it?
At
a minimum
your daughter's actions
are cause for
-suspension.
-At a minimum.
Even if it is, and I doubt
very much that it is
her first offence.
I smell a repeat offender.
Recidivism,
I believe it's called.
To a smaller degree.
What's next then?
Ah.
Interesting question.
Right, um
There'll be
- an investigation headed by
- Mmm-mm.
And we will make an assessment.
An assessment.
We will assess the situation.
I will be assessing.
Until we get
to the bottom of this
I will get to the bottom
cesspit.
of the cesspit.
The students
are our top priority.
Indeed.
And we need to make sure
that each and every one of them
is not in any way
touched by this
debacle.
That all the
All the students
are quite comfortable.
Yes.
And that is why we suggest
that your daughter goes home
until further notice in
case there's any more
distress. [clears throat]
[Mrs. Frogmore] What he said.
Sis Phumi.
(in Xhosa)
Why isn't Luthando at school?
Mind your business, Nambitha!
Yoh!
Let's go.
[intercom]
Can all the matric students
please report to the chapel?
All the matric students,
please report to the chapel.
Are you suggesting removing
them from the dorms?
Okay. Okay.
Calm down, Miss Hofmeyer.
This is an
unprecedented situation
we're dealing with
here right now, okay?
Zen. Zen, say something.
Come on, guys, why me?
I know you like her
and she's one of us.
- They both are.
- Please.
[stammering] So I think
before we react rashly,
we need to remember that
we must ensure your comfort.
I I
In class and in the houses.
- So, yes.
- Yes.
[Reverend Sue] And as a school
that is part of the diocese.
There are certain principles
to uphold.
I thought you wanted
our opinions.
Can we start talking now?
Uh yes.
Yes.
Yes, of course.
Is there anyone else?
Who'd like to add anything?
Yes.
I just don't know
how I can feel safe
if we're sharing showers
with them.
Right, Sara,
like it's anything the rest
of us haven't seen before.
He just asked for my opinion.
-And she's just giving hers.
-Don't be so aggressive.
You don't have to be so basic.
You guys know
that we've been sharing
the same dorms with Luthando
-for the past four years.
-And we had no idea.
What difference does it make?
Unless you're thirsty.
I don't see the school
cracking down on girls
-hooking up with boys on campus.
-Exactly.
Rev, doesn't Christianity
tell us to love everybody?
Yes, but
Why are you acting the fool?
That's quite enough of that.
Okay.
This is not the way
young ladies behave
in the church!
(in Xhosa)
Did you get some fresh air?
Hmm-mmm,
Ma, I stayed inside today.
No, my child,
I can't just watch you
crying and not eating.
Even worse, over a girl?
Mama
Someone you can fight
if they break your heart?
Ma, what are you saying?
What I'm saying, my child,
is that you have to find
a way to move on.
Don't give up.
Stand up, be strong!
Weren't you the one saying,
"I don't live for them, Mama.
I'm not going to
listen to them."
You are your own person.
And you always will be.
(in Xhosa) Thank you, Ma.
Why are you surprised?
That I am able to teach
you a thing or two?
You see, I can also be cool.
You're definitely cooler
than me, Mama.
Erin's really on a rampage
this week.
Mmm-hmm.
I'm gone for two weeks
and you guys
turn this place upside down.
[all squeal] Hey, girl!
It's good to see you, too.
So good to see you, friend.
I missed you guys.
Um, excuse me, do you mind?
Um, I started journaling.
Oh.
Cool.
I thought I should
start writing things down
instead of getting stuck
in my head.
Some good advice.
Wonder where you got it from?
I wish I'd listened earlier.
Oh, Lu.
You dumbass!
I know, I know.
I'm sorry, I'm such a dumbass!
But it felt so good, you know.
And you were right. And
I was so shitty to you.
I'm sorry.
[Luthando blowing raspberries]
Being right doesn't feel as good
as I thought it would. [giggles]
-But you owe me.
-Definitely.
With copious amounts
of chocolate.
Anything. Anything.
- Come.
Seriously, though.
You okay?
Could have been worse.
Mama is still adjusting
and I'm still in school.
The rest I'll figure it out.
Friendship.
Check.
Always check.
[giggling]
So Ndumiso is still walking
around like a wounded puppy.
Well, I did use him to cover up
my relationship with Ayanda, so
Oh, please! What was he
doing that night, anyway?
That dick should watch
where he goes after this.
-Whoa, Jodie!
-I think we should kill him.
-Zen!
-No, Zen.
Fine.
I just hope
he never gets it up again.
-Okay, valid.
-Fair.
Valid.
Well, thank you
for standing up for me.
I'm actually surprised that
we're all here right now.
I appreciate it.
Uh Why?
The only reason you put up
with me in the first place
was because of Ayanda. So
You mean the only reason you
started hanging out with us
was because of Ayanda?
What Zenande is trying to say
is that we both just needed
to find common ground.
And you needed to stop believing
that no one else
wanted to be your friend.
What specs said.
Are you two going to start
ganging up on me now?
Who wouldn't
want to hear my wisdom?
[laughter]
You know she hasn't
come back yet, Ayanda.
-Have you heard from her yet?
-Wait, wait.
Well, Ayanda, I understand.
New toy in the box
and everything.
But what about Lazola
makes her your type?
Uh
You obviously had a
crush on me in Grade 10.
That's why I asked you
for help with maths.
-Oh.
-People have those.
I mean, who wouldn't
want to have a crush on me?
(in Xhosa) Let's go, girl!
Yes, Lazola, yes.
But it's more than just
a phase or a crush.
You know, people are gay?
-Yes. Mmm.
-Me being people.
Let's look at it like this.
More for the rest of us!
(in Xhosa) I'm joking!
And Lulu knows that as well.
Can I have another slice,
please?
Are you sure? It's cold.
Specs, who's your date
to the dance?
Zack?
-Who's that?
-Saxophone Zack?
Saxophone Zack
is taking me to the dance.
Oh, cute, man.
[energetic upbeat music playing]
-Hello, hey, hello.
-Hi guys!
[Jodie] Oh, look at that!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, thank you.
Where's Luthando?
Oh, she'll come. She's just
pulling herself together.
She hasn't said anything.
And her girl is already here
and she's sitting by herself?
Anyways, I just go to
school here, you know?
you know what I'm saying?
-[all gasping] Oh, wow!
-Oh, Lu!
Wow, you look unreal, babes.
Oh, Lulu.
Oh, my God!
You look so good.
Hi guys!
What a babe.
You look stunning.
-You look so pretty.
-Unreal.
Hi Jo.
Girl
Took you long enough,
but it makes sense.
Beauty takes time.
[slow romantic music playing]
Let's go.
You look really good.
I know.
I guess it's my turn
to apologise.
I'm sorry.
What I did wasn't cool.
It was fucked up, Ayanda.
But I forgive you.
What?
I'm not saying
what you did was okay, but
I shouldn't have
been leading Ndumiso on
when I was with you, so
I'm sorry about that, too.
Thanks?
So what now?
I think I need to figure out
some more things about myself.
I mean, how long did it take
to realise I'm gay, so
And what about us?
Can we be friends?
I mean, we kind of sort
of skipped that step, so
Yeah, please.
Cool.
Cool.
[upbeat music playing]
-Friendship? Yeah.
-Ah, check!