Bloodsuckers and the Grimoire (2025) Movie Script
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O magnum
invocabo cecidit angelus
caeli.
I call upon thee, O Great
One, fallen angel of heaven.
Justum et aequum tenebris
Dominus et dabo tibi animam
meam primus natus est
filius,
in commutationem
pro vita aeterna
Just and fair dark lord,
I give to you the soul of
my first born son.
In exchange for eternal life.
Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.
Make me immortal.
Make me God.
You can't kill me now.
Look at you playing at
being a god.
Oliver lets go!
Check to, check to!
Let's go back! Faster, faster!
Oliver shoot it!
Take the shot Oliver!
God damn it!
God damn it!
Oliver, get over here!
Where the hell is your head at?
When I tell you to take the shot
You take the shot, you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, coach.
Oh, I hear you, coach.
Time to get your head out
your ass,
or youll be spending your
last season of college ball
on the bench!
Got it?
I got it, coach.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, mom.
What are you doing here?
How was the game?
What if you found out that
your entire life
was based on a lie?
Okay.
My mom.
She okay?
What? Yeah.
Yeah. She's fine.
She, She came to the game today
and told me that my dad is dead.
Is that.
Is that, like, a joke?
He never was.
This entire time
he's been out there,
she lied to me.
Ollie, Im so sorry.
All I could think about were all
those times when I was a kid,
and I just wished my dad
was alive.
And he was.
Did she say why she lied?
Yeah.
To protect me.
Because he had demons.
She doesn't
even know who he is anymore.
He could be
a completely different person.
I mean, what if he was out there
looking for me
this entire time?
But you can never find me.
Even if we wanted to,
because we moved every year
when I was a kid!
I wish she could have met him.
Just so you could
know who he was.
Just so you could have
that answer.
He left me everything.
Like money?
I don't know about money,
but a house
and everything inside of it.
Holy shit babe.
Yeah.
My mom wants me to use
some company to sell everything
and not even go. But
I don't know.
What are you gonna do?
I don't know.
A part of me really thinks
I should listen to her, but
like I said, I don't know. I.
I don't know anything about him
starting to feel like I don't
know anything about myself.
I mean.
I just feel like
my entire life
I've been trying
to make other people proud,
whether it was my mom, my coach,
and none of this
has really been for me.
I mean has anything
that I'm doing really right now
for me?
I think you have to go.
If you don't,
you'll always wonder.
And it's really good opportunity
to see who he was.
Maybe figure out what it is
you do want.
Yeah, yeah.
You're right. I, I gotta go.
And I'll come with you.
And Liam will too, because I'm
watching him this weekend.
Little shit's almost 18.
And they still think he's
gonna burn the house down
If I'm not there.
He probably will.
Oh God. Coach is gonna be
pissed.
You got a sec coach?
Yeah.
Come on in.
I found out my dad died.
Well.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
It's okay.
I actually didn't know him
very well.
But he left me in charge
of his estate,
so I got to go up to his house
and get all of that figured out.
You know your responsibility is
to the team?
Of course. It's.
I just need, like, a week.
I can give you a day
for the funeral, alright?
But, I.
I mean, it's
just a week, coach.
I can't have you missing that
much practice and a game.
No.
I mean,
I could be on the
bench for a while?
You wont be on the bench.
Thanks, coach.
You won't be on the team.
Be a shame to lose your
scholarship your senior year.
You're kind of cut me for this?
Listen you made a commitment
to this team.
I've been seriously questioning
whether your heart is
still in it or not.
I have been here
for almost four years,
and you're worried about
whether I'm committed?
You can't cut me for this.
I've worked
too hard to get here.
Oh, I can cut you.
I'll go to the Dean.
Well, good luck with that.
Make your choice, son.
You know.
You don't need
to worry about it.
Well, that's good,
because I quit.
This is just soccer.
If I don't go up there, I'm
going to regret it forever.
You're going to regret. Walkin
away from your team forever.
Yeah.
Good luck coach.
Who's that?
Oh, yeah. I told Liam he
could bring his friend Trevor.
Hell be entertained.
That's fair.
Dude, right? I know.
You guys ready?
All right, nerds, a couple
ground rules for hit the road.
I don't want any shit
from either of you.
Oh, sir. Yes, sir.
What is that?
What are you doing?
I don't know,
you're like an old man, right?
Oh, I'm an old man.
Because my balls have dropped?
All the way to the ground maybe!
Nice.
Yeah. All right. Get all the
dick jokes out now before we go.
Yeah, whatever.
Theres two of them.
I really, really hope
you're smarter than that idiot.
Wait, what?
Its okay.
Trevor. Come on dude!
Are we there yet?
If youre really still,
you can almost feel her pull
on your seat belt.
Oh, come on, I got you Lily.
Blah blah blah.
Oh that's gold.
Look, I'm just saying, any cabin
this hard to get to
has bodies
buried in the basement.
Whoah. Dude, this place is rad.
I mean,
it kind of looks like the house
where everybody dies.
Bro. Not everything is a
horror movie.
I know, but if it was,
this would be the place
where everyone would die.
Oh, Trevor,
where are we sleeping?
This place is amazing.
Alright.
Do we want The Box Fort
or Vampiress The Goddess?
She's my goddess.
Vampiress for sure.
You know I love vampire movies.
Oh, the opening scene where
she rips off that guy's face.
So brutal. I love it.
Every time you two get together,
it turns into a
horror movie stroke fest.
Okay,
Don't be jealous just because
we have sophisticated taste.
Oh, yeah.
Tits and gore so high brow.
Hey, gore me up, man.
You got it.
I'm going to make some popcorn.
Thanks sis.
Oh, my God, that is so gnarly.
Rewind it.
It's such a badass scene.
We are not rewinding it.
God!
That is so gnarly!
Alright. I'm going to bed.
I'm going too.
You guys go to bed soon.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm serious.
Alright.
Good night sis.
What do you want to watch next?
Mmm. Put on Nosferatu.
So they don't wake up
to the screams.
It's a whole different world
out here.
I always forget
until were out of the city,
but we never get to see
stars like this.
Jeff, what are you doing?
Don't worry.
I just want to get a better look
before we get back
on the highway.
Come on, Mary,
put down your cell phone
and get out here.
I don't know, is it safe?
It's friggin gorgeous out here.
See? What did I tell you?
Could you turn it down?
That wasn't us.
It's a silent movie
that came from outside.
Run Goldie Locks.
Run!
You taste devine.
I don't hear anything.
I don't know.
I think there's
a lake over there.
Probably just a bunch of
dipshits getting rowdy.
All right, well, go to bed
then, old man.
Kiss my ass, Liam.
Come on, let's finish the movie.
Hey, sleepyhead.
When did you wake up?
I didn't really fall asleep
last night.
I think I was just too excited
to start
going through all this stuff.
Did you find anything cool yet?
There is a lot to go through.
I'm going to make
some breakfast.
I'll come help you.
No, no, you stay here.
Keep working.
I'm just going to make
some quick eggs.
Pancakes, bacon.
Thank you, Lily,
just for being here.
I'm always here for you.
Hey, we're going for a walk.
Don't go too far.
I'm about to cook breakfast.
Alright.
We'll try and keep it short.
You got to hold it in
longer, man.
You know, I already get
way too high anyway.
Wake and bake
is the best man.
Hell, yeah.
I love being
all stony out in nature.
It's, like the perfect combo.
Yeah, man.
Hey, thanks for bringing me up
here.
Of course.
Things at home have been weird.
I definitely needed a break
from it.
It's just
my parents
keep arguing all the time,
and they don't stop yelling.
Like I just end up
putting on my headphones and
blasting music.
Hey, dude, I'm glad you came.
Would have been boring as shit
without you.
Thanks.
Oh, bro!
What the fuck is that shit?
Maybe it's like a deer?
It's all mangled.
What could have done that shit?
Aren't there bears
up north maybe?
Bears?
Damn nature. That's scary.
Yeah, man.
Look,
I'm really high right now, but
there's something beautiful
about it.
Yeah, dude,
I've never seen anything
like it.
Damn I'm hungry.
Me, too.
Let's go get some breakfast.
Perfect timing.
Oliver, breakfast is ready.
This is really nice Lily.
Thank you.
You're welcome Trevor.
Oh, I can't wait to get all this
down my mouth hole.
Thank you. Sis.
Hey family.
Whoa! Oh.
I love you so much, Lily.
Thanks for going overboard.
My grandma used to make me
breakfast just like this.
Well it looks amazing.
Oh, my God, thats so good.
You two shit birds are high,
aren't you?
What? No.
We don't do that stuff.
Right.
And you didn't invite me.
So I, found a chest,
but there's no key.
I don't know, I pulled it
out of a wall upstairs.
I looked around my dad's office,
but it doesn't look
like there's anything
that's going to open it.
It's locked.
Yeah.
I have this funny feeling
that that's
where all the good shit is.
Couldnt you just, like,
break it open?
Yeah.
My dad probably has some tools
lying around.
We saw a shed on our walk
earlier.
Alright.
You two are the biggest nerds.
Yeah well,
you're a soccer player.
Got him.
Whoa.
Hey, Lily.
Lily, babe,
can you get over here?
What the hell?
Yeah.
You mind going grabbing Lily?
What? Oh.
Weird.
Yeah.
Why would your dad have this
many crosses?
I don't know.
it's kind of creepy man.
Yeah, it's creepy as shit Liam.
Okay.
Let's go find some answers.
Lets go get some lunch.
Moment of truth.
I.
I don't know why I'm so nervous.
I didn't even know him.
Nothing you find in there
is going
to be worse
than not knowing at all.
It, it's.
It's me and my dad.
After all this time,
he kept this.
I don't know what that means.
Means he never forgot about you.
Now you know for sure.
After all this time.
I can't believe my mom.
Your mom loves you to death.
If she didn't
want you to know about this.
She had a reason.
I know how. It's just.
Ever since she told me about him
my head,
has just been spinning.
It's like.
I need.
There to be
something in here that just
tells me a little bit about him
or.
Or why he left us?
There has to be
something in here.
Theres gotta be.
What's this?
I have no idea.
Hold on.
Come on.
This look.
I think my dad wrote this.
Vampires.
Demonic possession.
What the hell is this?
This is creepy.
I mean, look at this.
Maybe he was into witchcraft
or something.
Witchcraft?
Thats just in movies Lily.
Well, why don't you try and put
a spell on me?
I mean, that
just sounds like a bad idea.
It's not real.
I guess.
Okay um.
Here's a spell that seems
relatively harmless.
It says it's a sleep charm.
That's perfect.
Go ahead.
Put me to sleep.
Okay, um.
So apparently I just read this,
and you will fall asleep.
Gravis sicut oculi instar te
propius sibi.
Heavy eyes like a boulder.
Bring you closer to him.
Tenebras in circuitu,
somno somno, somno est vocant.
darkness all around.
Sleep, sleep, sleep is calling.
Lily.
Lily? Come on, wake up.
This is dumb.
Alright, I get the joke.
Haha. The book works.
Wake up!
Babe.
Babe. Wake up!
Lily!
Liam, can you get up here?
What happened?
I don't know, I.
I found this book,
and it has a bunch of magic
spells in it,
and I found the sleep charm
and read the whole thing out
loud.
And she just passed out
Wait? Magic spells?
Are you talking about
witchcraft?
I, I don't know, maybe. Yes.
Lily?
Lily? Lily, can you hear me?
Is there anything else
in the book?
There's always, like,
a way to reverse the spell.
Let me see it.
Lily if you don't wake up,
I'm going to tell mom
you were high at
grandma's funeral.
Shit. She's out.
No no no no no.
Okay, here it is. Uh.
Reverses.
veni ad lucem, in tenebris
est et semper erit.
Come back to the light.
The darkness will always be
there.
Nunc puer. Awake now child.
Oh my God.
What happened?
I, I read a spell
out of the book
and you passed out cold.
I had a dream that felt so real.
I was running
and the devil's chasing me.
Witchcraft for sure.
Totally witchcraft bro.
Nobody touches the book.
I can't believe it worked.
It was the creepiest dream.
I mean all I did was read
and you passed out.
Do you remember anything?
I just remember falling asleep.
And then that awful dream.
I was so scared Lily.
I thought I was going
to lose you.
I mean, I tried to wake you up,
but I just I couldn't.
Nothing worked until
I read the rest of the spell.
And it
was like the reverse spell.
Hey, I'm right here.
What are you thinking?
All this, this magic stuff.
It doesn't feel real.
Maybe this is why your mom
didn't
want you to know about your dad.
My mom?
Oh my mom.
This is too much.
Oliver.
Oliver!
That magic book is crazy, bro.
Yeah, some wild shit
straight out of the Evil Dead.
What else do you think
is in there?
Man who cares?
Oliver should have
burned that shit.
Wait, what? Why?
There's probably
a spell for, like,
anything and everything
in there.
Dude, have you learned
nothing from the,
like, bajillion horror movies
we watched?
If you mess with a book
like that, bad shit's
going to happen.
Oliver, calm down.
I. I Really thought I had
my whole life figured out.
And after this week,
I'm starting to realize,
I don't know shit Lily.
Hey, I'm not worried.
I'm having fun,
I am,
I'm actually
having a blast.
Just.
I don't think I'm going
to be the same after this.
I mean,
I don't know how I could be.
You don't need to be.
No one has all the answers.
Everyone's just figuring it out.
Maybe that's
what it's all about.
I know, I know you're right.
It's just
magic.
Could be kind of cool.
Okay, okay.
If this is really real then
I need to know
as much about this
as possible.
Bro, where'd you go?
I'm up here.
I got bored and started
looking through shit.
What the hell are you doing?
Look at this spell.
Pecunia
est cantatio. The money
spell.
Man.
You heard what Oliver said
about that book. It's dangerous.
You saw what
it did to my sister?
Yes!
I saw this book is real.
Oliver is just afraid
he doesn't know what
it's like to grow up,
be broke your whole life.
You don't get it, do you?
I've grown up with my parents,
always arguing
about not having money.
And with this spell,
we'll never have to worry
about that shit again.
Man it's not worth the risk.
Afferte mihi
Dominus affluentia
magnanime tenebris.
Bring me to an abundance
of wealth.
Oh, great Dark Lord.
Ego puerum
tuum usque
in sempiternum erit lux
in gloria tua.
I will forever be your child
in the light of your glory.
Et erunt tibi in perpetuum.
I will be yours forever.
What is that?
Is, is it coming from the house?
Those little shits
used the book.
Kill them all and bring me
that grimoire!
What did you do?
Oh, shit.
Dude, this is my bank account
right now.
Dude, you said
you were like the Dark Lord's
child for all of eternity
or some shit.
That's not good.
Who cares what I said?
I don't need money ever again.
Are you guys okay?
Shit. I hide the book.
Yeah. We're fine.
Did you guys see that
weird blue light?
I don't say shit about this.
Duh.
Nah. We've just
been chilling inside.
You didn't see anything?
Nope. What are you
guys doing up here?
You were looking at
your dad's movie collection.
Find anything good?
Nothing special.
Well, I guess
it doesn't really matter,
because we were thinking
about having a bonfire tonight.
I got stuff for the smores!
Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
I've never had a summer before.
Oh, dude. S'mores are the best.
I used to make them all the time
as a kid.
I was basically
like a pyromaniac back then.
Oh. Same, bro.
Dibs on
controlling the fire.
Yeah, neither of you
are controlling the fire.
Oliver. I'm fine with a fire.
You're fine in your bed.
And just when they
thought they were safe.
Sun is finally coming up.
Closet
door creaks open and bloody
mangled hand
shoots out.
Grabbed one of them
by the small of their neck.
And that was the
first and the last time
anyone ever saw the ligma.
What's the ligma?
Lick my balls Liam!
Oh my god damn it,
you walked right into that.
Whatever. You guys are lame.
Yo, Trevor, what's going on
with your marshmallow?
Oh, dude, that's on fire.
Scrap that and start over.
No, no, that's how you want it.
Nice and crispy.
Let him figure out
what kind of mellow man he is.
Well, once you figure out
what kind of mellow man you are.
What you're going to want to do
is take your graham cracker
put the chocolate on it,
and put the marshmallow
on top of that. Take the other
graham cracker,
put it on top of that,
squeeze it down and just pull
that stick right out.
Okay?
Hows that?
That my friend is your very firs
bona fide s'more.
So how does it taste?
Mmm.
Yeah?
Yeah,
I told you, dude, it's so good.
Better than s'more
flavored stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Okay. That's it.
I'm taking over the music.
Im DJ now.
I'm going to go make a drink.
Does anyone need anything
from inside?
I need a drink.
Me too. Yeah, right.
I mean, come on, Lily, it's
not like they're going anywhere.
Yeah, it's not like
we're going anywhere.
And if you tell your parents
about this, you're dead to me.
We're cool.
I don't talk to them like that.
All right? But I'm pouring.
Cause if you're drinking,
youre getting drunk.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah,
Here. Hand me a marshmallow.
Hey, did you grab the vape pen?
Oh, shit.
No, I left inside here.
You take care of that
shit. I'll go get it.
Alright.
Hey! What are you guys doing?
Liam. Man.
Look, if this is just about the
money, you can have it.
Just, take it all back.
Just please leave me alone.
Let me in!
Let me in!
Holy fuck.
Ow, ow, ow.
Oh! Shit. Trevor?
What the fuck?
Hey, hey! What happened? Dude?
I tried to give them
the money back, but
she bit me.
That looks like a vampire bite.
Vampires. Fucking witchcraft.
I didn't know
that was real anymore.
What the fuck
are you guys talking about?
We need to call an ambulance.
Trevor.
Hey, stay with us.
Come on, man, stay with us man.
Trevor.
Shit, shit, shit!
So Trevor
is definitely a vampire.
Holy shit.
We need we need to
call an ambulance.
An ambulance isnt going to
do shit!
He's a bloodsucker now!
We gotta kill him. A wooden
stake right through the heart!
No one's killing anyone!
I mean, isn't
killing is even dead?
Oh, he's already dead.
I mean, he's undead, but,
yeah, he's dead.
We got to kill him.
Oh, shit. Okay. Run! Run!
Someone turn on the light!
UV lights?
Vampire killers!
They can't go
out in the sunlight.
This is the next best thing.
So your dad knew about vampires?
I mean, he must have it.
That explains the shed
full of crosses.
It's like a vampire panic room.
Oliver?
Holy shit!
Oh, garlic, dude, it's like the
perfect vampire slaying weapon.
Dude, wooden stakes, grab those!
I don't want to kill anyone.
I don't think we have a choice.
I mean, he's going to kill us
if we don't kill him.
Or hell kill someone else.
Did you hear that?
Sounds like he's
looking for something.
I dont care what he's
looking for.
As long as it's not us.
Well, there's something
I need to tell you guys.
While you were out on your hike,
Trevor kind of cast a spell.
God damn it, I knew it well.
I'm sorry! I told you not to
mess with the book.
We didn't know.
He just started reading
and shooting crazy.
Okay. Vampires
can't survive in sunlight.
Why don't we just stay down here
till morning?
Did you guys figure out
how to undo all this shit?
Uh.
We can't stay down here
if the vampires got the book.
That grimoire its,
It's dangerous. I mean, you saw
what we could do with it.
Imagine vampires. Thats like,
end the world type shit!
Everything you just said in
that sentence is insane.
Yeah, yeah,
maybe yesterday, but.
We got to kill
some bloodsuckers.
Okay.
Don't die. You either.
All right?
Just stay alert, guys.
If Trevor got turned
into a vampire.
That means more of them out
there.
He's got the book.
Give me the goddamn book,
and I might let you live.
What are you going to do?
I'm rich and immortal, bitch.
Bet!
Oh, shit.
Cover me Liam!
I got you. Hurry!
Im going, Im going,
Im going.
All that money is mine now.
Why arent they coming inside?
I think because
they're not invited?
Yeah, dude. That's right. Nice.
Stay inside where it's safe.
Little sheep.
I will get that grimoire
from you sooner or later.
You've been marked.
Your scent.
I can smell it.
Whereever you go,
I will hunt you forever!
Until your dead.
The devil must not return!
I think the book has
something in it about vampires.
Hold on just a second.
Here. Succo vampires.
Vampires feed on the
blood of the living.
Only human blood suffices.
Vampires have unmatched
strength and agility.
Killed by a wooden stake to the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
Vampires are the
devil's children.
The Vampire Lord
has ruled the world
for centuries and fears only
the devil.
Once the devil has collected
enough souls,
he will reign over all things,
and vampires will be just
another one of his slaves.
Boom boom boom.
The drum provides the feast
to slay the beast.
Burn them out.
Alright, I'll take the dude.
Liam, take the chick.
Wait. What?
I want to challenge.
Dont be sexist.
Just killed. Damn. She vamp.
Okay. Fine.
Lily, do not let them
get that book.
Got it.
Hey, wait
Lets gear up!
Ready, Liam?
Let's do this!
Help! Help me!
Liam!
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help me!
Get her off of me!
Help! Help me!
Liam!
Help! Help! Help!
Help me!
Get this vamp bitch
off of me!
You good?
Yeah.
You thought you wasn't
going to be a challenge.
Yeah, well,
maybe I underestimated her
vampire speed and agility.
You think?
But, you know,
if you gave me, like,
another minute, I would have.
Liam?
It was a short hunt.
But with your life,
the Devil loses.
I am not like my children!
Wherever you go.
I will find you.
We got to get out of here.
Yeah, I want to go home.
He said that we were remarked.
This doesn't end
until we kill him.
Can he even be killed?
He said something about how
with my life, the Devil loses.
Maybe we need the Devil.
The Devil?
The Devil is evil.
Yeah, but he's not
trying to kill us.
So what? We stay here and fight?
Can I have the book?
Maybe there's something in here
that can help us beat him.
You two go get some sleep.
I'm going to set an
alarm from the sun goes down.
And tomorrow,
try to kill that undead
vamp bastard.
Yeah. Alright.
Good night.
Vampire lord
will stop at nothing to keep
the devil at bay.
Boom, boom, boom.
The drum provides the feast
to slay the beast.
What the hell am I going to do?
Justum et aequum
tenebris Dominus et
dabo tibi animan
meam primus natus
est filius,
in commutationem
pro vita aeterna.
Just and fair Dark Lord,
I give you the soul
of my first born son.
Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.
Make me immortal. Make me a God.
Ollie?
Hey. Howd you sleep?
Fine. Are you okay?
I, I read through
this entire book.
Twice actually. It's
it's way worse
than I could have imagined.
Everything in here is twisted.
It's evil.
All I can think about is that I
wish that we never came up here.
And that I never knew anything
about my dad.
No. See, I'm not going to let
you blame yourself for this.
You came here to find out
if your dad was
maybe in a band or something.
Not that he had
a slew of vampire enemies
that you would have to off.
I know, but my mom she tried to
warn me and and I didn't listen.
I thought that if I came here,
I'd be able to figure
everything out.
You know that that hole
that I felt my entire life
would just
go away and I'd be able
to move the fuck on and
I quit the team to come up here.
You quit the team?
I didn't really have
much of a choice.
Coach told me that if I left,
I was off the team. And
I thought that if I didn't
come up here, I would regret it
forever.
And instead,
I think I'm going to forever
regret coming here.
Let's just get home
where this will all seem
like some fucked up fever dream.
I love you.
I love you too.
Yall figure out how we're going
to kill this vampire guy yet.
Not yet.
It's too bad you don't
have super strength.
You can just, like, reach in
his chest and rip his heart out.
Hey there's a
nothing about super strength
in the book, is there?
I actually think there might be.
Wait. Really?
Yeah. Hold on.
Here.
Signs of demon possession.
A language unknown to man.
Erratic breathing,
fire fists and
abnormal strength.
Fire fist and abnormal strength.
Dude. That's perfect.
You could just, like,
rip his heart out
and then set it on fire.
That would totally kill him.
No, I'm not dating a demon.
I don't think we have
a choice Lily.
I mean,
you'll be able to bring me back.
There's the reversal spell.
Its kind of like the
sleep charm, but
it's an exorcism.
Okay,
let me get this straight.
You want a demon to possess
your body,
you're going to fight
a vampire lord.
And then you want me to perform
an exorcism on you
to get that demon out?
Sick!
Yeah, that sounds
absolutely crazy.
But I don't think
we have any other options.
What happens
if I can't get you back?
I know that
you won't let that happen.
You know
that'll always come back to you.
I'm terrified.
Me, too.
But we have to do this.
This is the happiest day
of my life.
What?
So just read the spell
exactly as it's written.
Hey Coach LaRose.
What are you doing here?
I, I talked to your mom and
I came to see how my
star player is doing.
Yeah?
How was the game?
You know uh,
you know strong opponent.
We didn't play our best.
You lost?
Arent they like, the worst
team in the division.
The team needs you back Oliver.
And listen, I'm willing
to put all this unpleasantness
behind us and reinstate you
as captain of the team.
What the hell happened
to you up here?
Oh, yeah um.
I kind of have a lot going on
right now.
And, to be honest,
soccer is kind of my lowest
priority.
That's the problem with you
dumbshit kids.
Listen, you think so selfishly,
it makes me sick.
Youre going to
give up on this team?
Just like you're going
to give up on
every other adversity you face
in your small and mediocre life.
Alright and you can kiss
your scholarship goodbye.
Yeah that that's
that's really great, coach.
Good luck with everything.
Holy shit!
Something just killed coach!
We got to get this done now!
Demon olim vas possidere
gratulor regeneratio.
Demons of old possess
this vessel.
And rejoice in your rebirth age.
Age nunc antiqua
corpus male
et accipe eam, et vestrum.
Come now, ancient evil,
take this body
and make it yours.
Veni daemonium, tibi
grata sint. Come demon.
You are welcome.
Ollie! Its me! Ollie
I love you!
Lily!
Are you okay?
I'm. I'm sorry.
Im okay.
It's just this thing.
It's it's so angry.
I don't think I'm going to
be able to hold this real long.
Oh, God.
Daddys home!
Get the book.
Go upstairs.
Dad? Now?
You piece of shit!
How could you leave us?
Oh please.
Don't get sentimental.
I didn't give a shit
about some stupid little kid.
All you did
was cry and shit.
I couldn't hear myself think
my work was all that mattered.
And look at you.
You make me sick.
The grimoire was not intended
for some whiny little bitch.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
And maybe I'll let you join me.
I cannot wait to kill you.
Join us.
Never!
Enter, my lord.
Hey, champ.
Want to have a catch?
So weak!
Liam! Stake!
Look heads! I mean,
up alive. Just, here!
What a touching family reunion.
This is my home now.
You're not welcome.
Oh, it's too late for that.
This is my world now.
And some stupid little
shit isn't going to ruin it.
This game is over.
With your life the Devil loses!
How many people have you killed
just to satiate your own glutt?
Far less than if you brought
the Devil here.
You cant kill me.
I am forever
Burn it!
Boom boom boom.
The drum provides the feast
to slay the beast.
And all this
fighting is making me hungry.
When you meet the Devil
youll long for the death
I offered you.
Hey. Hey.
You alrght dude?
Thanks.
Im okay.
Beat the shit out of the guy.
Hell yeah you did man.
I adjure thee, O serpent of old,
by the judge of the living
and the dead,
by the creator of the world,
who hath the power to cast
into hell, that thou depart
forthwith from this vessel.
He that command thee.
accursed demon who will come
to judge the living and dead
and the world by fire.
Amen.
Holy shit it worked!
Oh my God, Lily,
I love you so much.
You did it.
Damn,
no one's ever going to believe
this shit, are they?
Yeah, no one ever has
to besides us.
Oh, God.
I don't want to get
too cheesy, but
you guys are my family.
Let's go home.
You get all the answers
you were looking for then?
I got everything I needed
from this place.
What if the cops show up here,
isnt there
just going to be, like,
a ton of blood everywhere.
Let's burn this bitch down.
Watch out!
You guys seeing this?
Dude! You have, like,
demon superpowers.
Thats so gnarly!
This could be useful,
Picture perfect ending.
We should probably go now.
You guys want some pancakes?
Yeah. That sounds great.
An offering
was made.
Ive come
for your soul boy.
O magnum
invocabo cecidit angelus
caeli.
I call upon thee, O Great
One, fallen angel of heaven.
Justum et aequum tenebris
Dominus et dabo tibi animam
meam primus natus est
filius,
in commutationem
pro vita aeterna
Just and fair dark lord,
I give to you the soul of
my first born son.
In exchange for eternal life.
Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.
Make me immortal.
Make me God.
You can't kill me now.
Look at you playing at
being a god.
Oliver lets go!
Check to, check to!
Let's go back! Faster, faster!
Oliver shoot it!
Take the shot Oliver!
God damn it!
God damn it!
Oliver, get over here!
Where the hell is your head at?
When I tell you to take the shot
You take the shot, you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, coach.
Oh, I hear you, coach.
Time to get your head out
your ass,
or youll be spending your
last season of college ball
on the bench!
Got it?
I got it, coach.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, mom.
What are you doing here?
How was the game?
What if you found out that
your entire life
was based on a lie?
Okay.
My mom.
She okay?
What? Yeah.
Yeah. She's fine.
She, She came to the game today
and told me that my dad is dead.
Is that.
Is that, like, a joke?
He never was.
This entire time
he's been out there,
she lied to me.
Ollie, Im so sorry.
All I could think about were all
those times when I was a kid,
and I just wished my dad
was alive.
And he was.
Did she say why she lied?
Yeah.
To protect me.
Because he had demons.
She doesn't
even know who he is anymore.
He could be
a completely different person.
I mean, what if he was out there
looking for me
this entire time?
But you can never find me.
Even if we wanted to,
because we moved every year
when I was a kid!
I wish she could have met him.
Just so you could
know who he was.
Just so you could have
that answer.
He left me everything.
Like money?
I don't know about money,
but a house
and everything inside of it.
Holy shit babe.
Yeah.
My mom wants me to use
some company to sell everything
and not even go. But
I don't know.
What are you gonna do?
I don't know.
A part of me really thinks
I should listen to her, but
like I said, I don't know. I.
I don't know anything about him
starting to feel like I don't
know anything about myself.
I mean.
I just feel like
my entire life
I've been trying
to make other people proud,
whether it was my mom, my coach,
and none of this
has really been for me.
I mean has anything
that I'm doing really right now
for me?
I think you have to go.
If you don't,
you'll always wonder.
And it's really good opportunity
to see who he was.
Maybe figure out what it is
you do want.
Yeah, yeah.
You're right. I, I gotta go.
And I'll come with you.
And Liam will too, because I'm
watching him this weekend.
Little shit's almost 18.
And they still think he's
gonna burn the house down
If I'm not there.
He probably will.
Oh God. Coach is gonna be
pissed.
You got a sec coach?
Yeah.
Come on in.
I found out my dad died.
Well.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
It's okay.
I actually didn't know him
very well.
But he left me in charge
of his estate,
so I got to go up to his house
and get all of that figured out.
You know your responsibility is
to the team?
Of course. It's.
I just need, like, a week.
I can give you a day
for the funeral, alright?
But, I.
I mean, it's
just a week, coach.
I can't have you missing that
much practice and a game.
No.
I mean,
I could be on the
bench for a while?
You wont be on the bench.
Thanks, coach.
You won't be on the team.
Be a shame to lose your
scholarship your senior year.
You're kind of cut me for this?
Listen you made a commitment
to this team.
I've been seriously questioning
whether your heart is
still in it or not.
I have been here
for almost four years,
and you're worried about
whether I'm committed?
You can't cut me for this.
I've worked
too hard to get here.
Oh, I can cut you.
I'll go to the Dean.
Well, good luck with that.
Make your choice, son.
You know.
You don't need
to worry about it.
Well, that's good,
because I quit.
This is just soccer.
If I don't go up there, I'm
going to regret it forever.
You're going to regret. Walkin
away from your team forever.
Yeah.
Good luck coach.
Who's that?
Oh, yeah. I told Liam he
could bring his friend Trevor.
Hell be entertained.
That's fair.
Dude, right? I know.
You guys ready?
All right, nerds, a couple
ground rules for hit the road.
I don't want any shit
from either of you.
Oh, sir. Yes, sir.
What is that?
What are you doing?
I don't know,
you're like an old man, right?
Oh, I'm an old man.
Because my balls have dropped?
All the way to the ground maybe!
Nice.
Yeah. All right. Get all the
dick jokes out now before we go.
Yeah, whatever.
Theres two of them.
I really, really hope
you're smarter than that idiot.
Wait, what?
Its okay.
Trevor. Come on dude!
Are we there yet?
If youre really still,
you can almost feel her pull
on your seat belt.
Oh, come on, I got you Lily.
Blah blah blah.
Oh that's gold.
Look, I'm just saying, any cabin
this hard to get to
has bodies
buried in the basement.
Whoah. Dude, this place is rad.
I mean,
it kind of looks like the house
where everybody dies.
Bro. Not everything is a
horror movie.
I know, but if it was,
this would be the place
where everyone would die.
Oh, Trevor,
where are we sleeping?
This place is amazing.
Alright.
Do we want The Box Fort
or Vampiress The Goddess?
She's my goddess.
Vampiress for sure.
You know I love vampire movies.
Oh, the opening scene where
she rips off that guy's face.
So brutal. I love it.
Every time you two get together,
it turns into a
horror movie stroke fest.
Okay,
Don't be jealous just because
we have sophisticated taste.
Oh, yeah.
Tits and gore so high brow.
Hey, gore me up, man.
You got it.
I'm going to make some popcorn.
Thanks sis.
Oh, my God, that is so gnarly.
Rewind it.
It's such a badass scene.
We are not rewinding it.
God!
That is so gnarly!
Alright. I'm going to bed.
I'm going too.
You guys go to bed soon.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm serious.
Alright.
Good night sis.
What do you want to watch next?
Mmm. Put on Nosferatu.
So they don't wake up
to the screams.
It's a whole different world
out here.
I always forget
until were out of the city,
but we never get to see
stars like this.
Jeff, what are you doing?
Don't worry.
I just want to get a better look
before we get back
on the highway.
Come on, Mary,
put down your cell phone
and get out here.
I don't know, is it safe?
It's friggin gorgeous out here.
See? What did I tell you?
Could you turn it down?
That wasn't us.
It's a silent movie
that came from outside.
Run Goldie Locks.
Run!
You taste devine.
I don't hear anything.
I don't know.
I think there's
a lake over there.
Probably just a bunch of
dipshits getting rowdy.
All right, well, go to bed
then, old man.
Kiss my ass, Liam.
Come on, let's finish the movie.
Hey, sleepyhead.
When did you wake up?
I didn't really fall asleep
last night.
I think I was just too excited
to start
going through all this stuff.
Did you find anything cool yet?
There is a lot to go through.
I'm going to make
some breakfast.
I'll come help you.
No, no, you stay here.
Keep working.
I'm just going to make
some quick eggs.
Pancakes, bacon.
Thank you, Lily,
just for being here.
I'm always here for you.
Hey, we're going for a walk.
Don't go too far.
I'm about to cook breakfast.
Alright.
We'll try and keep it short.
You got to hold it in
longer, man.
You know, I already get
way too high anyway.
Wake and bake
is the best man.
Hell, yeah.
I love being
all stony out in nature.
It's, like the perfect combo.
Yeah, man.
Hey, thanks for bringing me up
here.
Of course.
Things at home have been weird.
I definitely needed a break
from it.
It's just
my parents
keep arguing all the time,
and they don't stop yelling.
Like I just end up
putting on my headphones and
blasting music.
Hey, dude, I'm glad you came.
Would have been boring as shit
without you.
Thanks.
Oh, bro!
What the fuck is that shit?
Maybe it's like a deer?
It's all mangled.
What could have done that shit?
Aren't there bears
up north maybe?
Bears?
Damn nature. That's scary.
Yeah, man.
Look,
I'm really high right now, but
there's something beautiful
about it.
Yeah, dude,
I've never seen anything
like it.
Damn I'm hungry.
Me, too.
Let's go get some breakfast.
Perfect timing.
Oliver, breakfast is ready.
This is really nice Lily.
Thank you.
You're welcome Trevor.
Oh, I can't wait to get all this
down my mouth hole.
Thank you. Sis.
Hey family.
Whoa! Oh.
I love you so much, Lily.
Thanks for going overboard.
My grandma used to make me
breakfast just like this.
Well it looks amazing.
Oh, my God, thats so good.
You two shit birds are high,
aren't you?
What? No.
We don't do that stuff.
Right.
And you didn't invite me.
So I, found a chest,
but there's no key.
I don't know, I pulled it
out of a wall upstairs.
I looked around my dad's office,
but it doesn't look
like there's anything
that's going to open it.
It's locked.
Yeah.
I have this funny feeling
that that's
where all the good shit is.
Couldnt you just, like,
break it open?
Yeah.
My dad probably has some tools
lying around.
We saw a shed on our walk
earlier.
Alright.
You two are the biggest nerds.
Yeah well,
you're a soccer player.
Got him.
Whoa.
Hey, Lily.
Lily, babe,
can you get over here?
What the hell?
Yeah.
You mind going grabbing Lily?
What? Oh.
Weird.
Yeah.
Why would your dad have this
many crosses?
I don't know.
it's kind of creepy man.
Yeah, it's creepy as shit Liam.
Okay.
Let's go find some answers.
Lets go get some lunch.
Moment of truth.
I.
I don't know why I'm so nervous.
I didn't even know him.
Nothing you find in there
is going
to be worse
than not knowing at all.
It, it's.
It's me and my dad.
After all this time,
he kept this.
I don't know what that means.
Means he never forgot about you.
Now you know for sure.
After all this time.
I can't believe my mom.
Your mom loves you to death.
If she didn't
want you to know about this.
She had a reason.
I know how. It's just.
Ever since she told me about him
my head,
has just been spinning.
It's like.
I need.
There to be
something in here that just
tells me a little bit about him
or.
Or why he left us?
There has to be
something in here.
Theres gotta be.
What's this?
I have no idea.
Hold on.
Come on.
This look.
I think my dad wrote this.
Vampires.
Demonic possession.
What the hell is this?
This is creepy.
I mean, look at this.
Maybe he was into witchcraft
or something.
Witchcraft?
Thats just in movies Lily.
Well, why don't you try and put
a spell on me?
I mean, that
just sounds like a bad idea.
It's not real.
I guess.
Okay um.
Here's a spell that seems
relatively harmless.
It says it's a sleep charm.
That's perfect.
Go ahead.
Put me to sleep.
Okay, um.
So apparently I just read this,
and you will fall asleep.
Gravis sicut oculi instar te
propius sibi.
Heavy eyes like a boulder.
Bring you closer to him.
Tenebras in circuitu,
somno somno, somno est vocant.
darkness all around.
Sleep, sleep, sleep is calling.
Lily.
Lily? Come on, wake up.
This is dumb.
Alright, I get the joke.
Haha. The book works.
Wake up!
Babe.
Babe. Wake up!
Lily!
Liam, can you get up here?
What happened?
I don't know, I.
I found this book,
and it has a bunch of magic
spells in it,
and I found the sleep charm
and read the whole thing out
loud.
And she just passed out
Wait? Magic spells?
Are you talking about
witchcraft?
I, I don't know, maybe. Yes.
Lily?
Lily? Lily, can you hear me?
Is there anything else
in the book?
There's always, like,
a way to reverse the spell.
Let me see it.
Lily if you don't wake up,
I'm going to tell mom
you were high at
grandma's funeral.
Shit. She's out.
No no no no no.
Okay, here it is. Uh.
Reverses.
veni ad lucem, in tenebris
est et semper erit.
Come back to the light.
The darkness will always be
there.
Nunc puer. Awake now child.
Oh my God.
What happened?
I, I read a spell
out of the book
and you passed out cold.
I had a dream that felt so real.
I was running
and the devil's chasing me.
Witchcraft for sure.
Totally witchcraft bro.
Nobody touches the book.
I can't believe it worked.
It was the creepiest dream.
I mean all I did was read
and you passed out.
Do you remember anything?
I just remember falling asleep.
And then that awful dream.
I was so scared Lily.
I thought I was going
to lose you.
I mean, I tried to wake you up,
but I just I couldn't.
Nothing worked until
I read the rest of the spell.
And it
was like the reverse spell.
Hey, I'm right here.
What are you thinking?
All this, this magic stuff.
It doesn't feel real.
Maybe this is why your mom
didn't
want you to know about your dad.
My mom?
Oh my mom.
This is too much.
Oliver.
Oliver!
That magic book is crazy, bro.
Yeah, some wild shit
straight out of the Evil Dead.
What else do you think
is in there?
Man who cares?
Oliver should have
burned that shit.
Wait, what? Why?
There's probably
a spell for, like,
anything and everything
in there.
Dude, have you learned
nothing from the,
like, bajillion horror movies
we watched?
If you mess with a book
like that, bad shit's
going to happen.
Oliver, calm down.
I. I Really thought I had
my whole life figured out.
And after this week,
I'm starting to realize,
I don't know shit Lily.
Hey, I'm not worried.
I'm having fun,
I am,
I'm actually
having a blast.
Just.
I don't think I'm going
to be the same after this.
I mean,
I don't know how I could be.
You don't need to be.
No one has all the answers.
Everyone's just figuring it out.
Maybe that's
what it's all about.
I know, I know you're right.
It's just
magic.
Could be kind of cool.
Okay, okay.
If this is really real then
I need to know
as much about this
as possible.
Bro, where'd you go?
I'm up here.
I got bored and started
looking through shit.
What the hell are you doing?
Look at this spell.
Pecunia
est cantatio. The money
spell.
Man.
You heard what Oliver said
about that book. It's dangerous.
You saw what
it did to my sister?
Yes!
I saw this book is real.
Oliver is just afraid
he doesn't know what
it's like to grow up,
be broke your whole life.
You don't get it, do you?
I've grown up with my parents,
always arguing
about not having money.
And with this spell,
we'll never have to worry
about that shit again.
Man it's not worth the risk.
Afferte mihi
Dominus affluentia
magnanime tenebris.
Bring me to an abundance
of wealth.
Oh, great Dark Lord.
Ego puerum
tuum usque
in sempiternum erit lux
in gloria tua.
I will forever be your child
in the light of your glory.
Et erunt tibi in perpetuum.
I will be yours forever.
What is that?
Is, is it coming from the house?
Those little shits
used the book.
Kill them all and bring me
that grimoire!
What did you do?
Oh, shit.
Dude, this is my bank account
right now.
Dude, you said
you were like the Dark Lord's
child for all of eternity
or some shit.
That's not good.
Who cares what I said?
I don't need money ever again.
Are you guys okay?
Shit. I hide the book.
Yeah. We're fine.
Did you guys see that
weird blue light?
I don't say shit about this.
Duh.
Nah. We've just
been chilling inside.
You didn't see anything?
Nope. What are you
guys doing up here?
You were looking at
your dad's movie collection.
Find anything good?
Nothing special.
Well, I guess
it doesn't really matter,
because we were thinking
about having a bonfire tonight.
I got stuff for the smores!
Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
I've never had a summer before.
Oh, dude. S'mores are the best.
I used to make them all the time
as a kid.
I was basically
like a pyromaniac back then.
Oh. Same, bro.
Dibs on
controlling the fire.
Yeah, neither of you
are controlling the fire.
Oliver. I'm fine with a fire.
You're fine in your bed.
And just when they
thought they were safe.
Sun is finally coming up.
Closet
door creaks open and bloody
mangled hand
shoots out.
Grabbed one of them
by the small of their neck.
And that was the
first and the last time
anyone ever saw the ligma.
What's the ligma?
Lick my balls Liam!
Oh my god damn it,
you walked right into that.
Whatever. You guys are lame.
Yo, Trevor, what's going on
with your marshmallow?
Oh, dude, that's on fire.
Scrap that and start over.
No, no, that's how you want it.
Nice and crispy.
Let him figure out
what kind of mellow man he is.
Well, once you figure out
what kind of mellow man you are.
What you're going to want to do
is take your graham cracker
put the chocolate on it,
and put the marshmallow
on top of that. Take the other
graham cracker,
put it on top of that,
squeeze it down and just pull
that stick right out.
Okay?
Hows that?
That my friend is your very firs
bona fide s'more.
So how does it taste?
Mmm.
Yeah?
Yeah,
I told you, dude, it's so good.
Better than s'more
flavored stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Okay. That's it.
I'm taking over the music.
Im DJ now.
I'm going to go make a drink.
Does anyone need anything
from inside?
I need a drink.
Me too. Yeah, right.
I mean, come on, Lily, it's
not like they're going anywhere.
Yeah, it's not like
we're going anywhere.
And if you tell your parents
about this, you're dead to me.
We're cool.
I don't talk to them like that.
All right? But I'm pouring.
Cause if you're drinking,
youre getting drunk.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah,
Here. Hand me a marshmallow.
Hey, did you grab the vape pen?
Oh, shit.
No, I left inside here.
You take care of that
shit. I'll go get it.
Alright.
Hey! What are you guys doing?
Liam. Man.
Look, if this is just about the
money, you can have it.
Just, take it all back.
Just please leave me alone.
Let me in!
Let me in!
Holy fuck.
Ow, ow, ow.
Oh! Shit. Trevor?
What the fuck?
Hey, hey! What happened? Dude?
I tried to give them
the money back, but
she bit me.
That looks like a vampire bite.
Vampires. Fucking witchcraft.
I didn't know
that was real anymore.
What the fuck
are you guys talking about?
We need to call an ambulance.
Trevor.
Hey, stay with us.
Come on, man, stay with us man.
Trevor.
Shit, shit, shit!
So Trevor
is definitely a vampire.
Holy shit.
We need we need to
call an ambulance.
An ambulance isnt going to
do shit!
He's a bloodsucker now!
We gotta kill him. A wooden
stake right through the heart!
No one's killing anyone!
I mean, isn't
killing is even dead?
Oh, he's already dead.
I mean, he's undead, but,
yeah, he's dead.
We got to kill him.
Oh, shit. Okay. Run! Run!
Someone turn on the light!
UV lights?
Vampire killers!
They can't go
out in the sunlight.
This is the next best thing.
So your dad knew about vampires?
I mean, he must have it.
That explains the shed
full of crosses.
It's like a vampire panic room.
Oliver?
Holy shit!
Oh, garlic, dude, it's like the
perfect vampire slaying weapon.
Dude, wooden stakes, grab those!
I don't want to kill anyone.
I don't think we have a choice.
I mean, he's going to kill us
if we don't kill him.
Or hell kill someone else.
Did you hear that?
Sounds like he's
looking for something.
I dont care what he's
looking for.
As long as it's not us.
Well, there's something
I need to tell you guys.
While you were out on your hike,
Trevor kind of cast a spell.
God damn it, I knew it well.
I'm sorry! I told you not to
mess with the book.
We didn't know.
He just started reading
and shooting crazy.
Okay. Vampires
can't survive in sunlight.
Why don't we just stay down here
till morning?
Did you guys figure out
how to undo all this shit?
Uh.
We can't stay down here
if the vampires got the book.
That grimoire its,
It's dangerous. I mean, you saw
what we could do with it.
Imagine vampires. Thats like,
end the world type shit!
Everything you just said in
that sentence is insane.
Yeah, yeah,
maybe yesterday, but.
We got to kill
some bloodsuckers.
Okay.
Don't die. You either.
All right?
Just stay alert, guys.
If Trevor got turned
into a vampire.
That means more of them out
there.
He's got the book.
Give me the goddamn book,
and I might let you live.
What are you going to do?
I'm rich and immortal, bitch.
Bet!
Oh, shit.
Cover me Liam!
I got you. Hurry!
Im going, Im going,
Im going.
All that money is mine now.
Why arent they coming inside?
I think because
they're not invited?
Yeah, dude. That's right. Nice.
Stay inside where it's safe.
Little sheep.
I will get that grimoire
from you sooner or later.
You've been marked.
Your scent.
I can smell it.
Whereever you go,
I will hunt you forever!
Until your dead.
The devil must not return!
I think the book has
something in it about vampires.
Hold on just a second.
Here. Succo vampires.
Vampires feed on the
blood of the living.
Only human blood suffices.
Vampires have unmatched
strength and agility.
Killed by a wooden stake to the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
Vampires are the
devil's children.
The Vampire Lord
has ruled the world
for centuries and fears only
the devil.
Once the devil has collected
enough souls,
he will reign over all things,
and vampires will be just
another one of his slaves.
Boom boom boom.
The drum provides the feast
to slay the beast.
Burn them out.
Alright, I'll take the dude.
Liam, take the chick.
Wait. What?
I want to challenge.
Dont be sexist.
Just killed. Damn. She vamp.
Okay. Fine.
Lily, do not let them
get that book.
Got it.
Hey, wait
Lets gear up!
Ready, Liam?
Let's do this!
Help! Help me!
Liam!
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help me!
Get her off of me!
Help! Help me!
Liam!
Help! Help! Help!
Help me!
Get this vamp bitch
off of me!
You good?
Yeah.
You thought you wasn't
going to be a challenge.
Yeah, well,
maybe I underestimated her
vampire speed and agility.
You think?
But, you know,
if you gave me, like,
another minute, I would have.
Liam?
It was a short hunt.
But with your life,
the Devil loses.
I am not like my children!
Wherever you go.
I will find you.
We got to get out of here.
Yeah, I want to go home.
He said that we were remarked.
This doesn't end
until we kill him.
Can he even be killed?
He said something about how
with my life, the Devil loses.
Maybe we need the Devil.
The Devil?
The Devil is evil.
Yeah, but he's not
trying to kill us.
So what? We stay here and fight?
Can I have the book?
Maybe there's something in here
that can help us beat him.
You two go get some sleep.
I'm going to set an
alarm from the sun goes down.
And tomorrow,
try to kill that undead
vamp bastard.
Yeah. Alright.
Good night.
Vampire lord
will stop at nothing to keep
the devil at bay.
Boom, boom, boom.
The drum provides the feast
to slay the beast.
What the hell am I going to do?
Justum et aequum
tenebris Dominus et
dabo tibi animan
meam primus natus
est filius,
in commutationem
pro vita aeterna.
Just and fair Dark Lord,
I give you the soul
of my first born son.
Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.
Make me immortal. Make me a God.
Ollie?
Hey. Howd you sleep?
Fine. Are you okay?
I, I read through
this entire book.
Twice actually. It's
it's way worse
than I could have imagined.
Everything in here is twisted.
It's evil.
All I can think about is that I
wish that we never came up here.
And that I never knew anything
about my dad.
No. See, I'm not going to let
you blame yourself for this.
You came here to find out
if your dad was
maybe in a band or something.
Not that he had
a slew of vampire enemies
that you would have to off.
I know, but my mom she tried to
warn me and and I didn't listen.
I thought that if I came here,
I'd be able to figure
everything out.
You know that that hole
that I felt my entire life
would just
go away and I'd be able
to move the fuck on and
I quit the team to come up here.
You quit the team?
I didn't really have
much of a choice.
Coach told me that if I left,
I was off the team. And
I thought that if I didn't
come up here, I would regret it
forever.
And instead,
I think I'm going to forever
regret coming here.
Let's just get home
where this will all seem
like some fucked up fever dream.
I love you.
I love you too.
Yall figure out how we're going
to kill this vampire guy yet.
Not yet.
It's too bad you don't
have super strength.
You can just, like, reach in
his chest and rip his heart out.
Hey there's a
nothing about super strength
in the book, is there?
I actually think there might be.
Wait. Really?
Yeah. Hold on.
Here.
Signs of demon possession.
A language unknown to man.
Erratic breathing,
fire fists and
abnormal strength.
Fire fist and abnormal strength.
Dude. That's perfect.
You could just, like,
rip his heart out
and then set it on fire.
That would totally kill him.
No, I'm not dating a demon.
I don't think we have
a choice Lily.
I mean,
you'll be able to bring me back.
There's the reversal spell.
Its kind of like the
sleep charm, but
it's an exorcism.
Okay,
let me get this straight.
You want a demon to possess
your body,
you're going to fight
a vampire lord.
And then you want me to perform
an exorcism on you
to get that demon out?
Sick!
Yeah, that sounds
absolutely crazy.
But I don't think
we have any other options.
What happens
if I can't get you back?
I know that
you won't let that happen.
You know
that'll always come back to you.
I'm terrified.
Me, too.
But we have to do this.
This is the happiest day
of my life.
What?
So just read the spell
exactly as it's written.
Hey Coach LaRose.
What are you doing here?
I, I talked to your mom and
I came to see how my
star player is doing.
Yeah?
How was the game?
You know uh,
you know strong opponent.
We didn't play our best.
You lost?
Arent they like, the worst
team in the division.
The team needs you back Oliver.
And listen, I'm willing
to put all this unpleasantness
behind us and reinstate you
as captain of the team.
What the hell happened
to you up here?
Oh, yeah um.
I kind of have a lot going on
right now.
And, to be honest,
soccer is kind of my lowest
priority.
That's the problem with you
dumbshit kids.
Listen, you think so selfishly,
it makes me sick.
Youre going to
give up on this team?
Just like you're going
to give up on
every other adversity you face
in your small and mediocre life.
Alright and you can kiss
your scholarship goodbye.
Yeah that that's
that's really great, coach.
Good luck with everything.
Holy shit!
Something just killed coach!
We got to get this done now!
Demon olim vas possidere
gratulor regeneratio.
Demons of old possess
this vessel.
And rejoice in your rebirth age.
Age nunc antiqua
corpus male
et accipe eam, et vestrum.
Come now, ancient evil,
take this body
and make it yours.
Veni daemonium, tibi
grata sint. Come demon.
You are welcome.
Ollie! Its me! Ollie
I love you!
Lily!
Are you okay?
I'm. I'm sorry.
Im okay.
It's just this thing.
It's it's so angry.
I don't think I'm going to
be able to hold this real long.
Oh, God.
Daddys home!
Get the book.
Go upstairs.
Dad? Now?
You piece of shit!
How could you leave us?
Oh please.
Don't get sentimental.
I didn't give a shit
about some stupid little kid.
All you did
was cry and shit.
I couldn't hear myself think
my work was all that mattered.
And look at you.
You make me sick.
The grimoire was not intended
for some whiny little bitch.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
And maybe I'll let you join me.
I cannot wait to kill you.
Join us.
Never!
Enter, my lord.
Hey, champ.
Want to have a catch?
So weak!
Liam! Stake!
Look heads! I mean,
up alive. Just, here!
What a touching family reunion.
This is my home now.
You're not welcome.
Oh, it's too late for that.
This is my world now.
And some stupid little
shit isn't going to ruin it.
This game is over.
With your life the Devil loses!
How many people have you killed
just to satiate your own glutt?
Far less than if you brought
the Devil here.
You cant kill me.
I am forever
Burn it!
Boom boom boom.
The drum provides the feast
to slay the beast.
And all this
fighting is making me hungry.
When you meet the Devil
youll long for the death
I offered you.
Hey. Hey.
You alrght dude?
Thanks.
Im okay.
Beat the shit out of the guy.
Hell yeah you did man.
I adjure thee, O serpent of old,
by the judge of the living
and the dead,
by the creator of the world,
who hath the power to cast
into hell, that thou depart
forthwith from this vessel.
He that command thee.
accursed demon who will come
to judge the living and dead
and the world by fire.
Amen.
Holy shit it worked!
Oh my God, Lily,
I love you so much.
You did it.
Damn,
no one's ever going to believe
this shit, are they?
Yeah, no one ever has
to besides us.
Oh, God.
I don't want to get
too cheesy, but
you guys are my family.
Let's go home.
You get all the answers
you were looking for then?
I got everything I needed
from this place.
What if the cops show up here,
isnt there
just going to be, like,
a ton of blood everywhere.
Let's burn this bitch down.
Watch out!
You guys seeing this?
Dude! You have, like,
demon superpowers.
Thats so gnarly!
This could be useful,
Picture perfect ending.
We should probably go now.
You guys want some pancakes?
Yeah. That sounds great.
An offering
was made.
Ive come
for your soul boy.