Bloody Frickin Mary (2023) Movie Script
(movie projector whirring)
These boys is not White.
These boys is not White.
Hell, they ain't even old-timey!
(dark suspenseful music)
Hey, guys!
It's Annie!
Now, you guys have been
commenting me lately
about wanting to do this
Bloody Mary challenge.
So I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
If you guys give me 10,000 likes,
maybe next time, you never know,
I'll take my shirt off or something.
Probably not, 'cause this
is probably a bunch of shit,
but I'm still gonna do
it for you guys anyway.
So hit that Like button.
10,000 likes for the Bloody
Mary challenge, guys.
And here we go.
I'm so excited!
(dark suspenseful music)
All right, guys.
So here we are.
I'm ready to do this.
(dark suspenseful music builds)
Bloody Mary.
(dark suspenseful music continues)
Bloody Mary.
(dark suspenseful music continues)
Bloody Mary.
See, I told you.
Ain't nothin' fucking
(Annie screams)
(intense suspenseful music)
(dark eerie music)
(drum sticks tapping rhythmically)
("Are You Ready?" By Castle Heist plays)
All right, guys, here we are.
We're gonna do this.
(sighs) I'm scared, nervous.
(challenge participant
speaks indistinctly)
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
Premonition
- Bloody...
Bloody Mary.
Intuition
Bloody Mary.
Call it what you want
But I got a feeling
- Bloody Mary!
- Bloody Mary.
Trying patience
- Bloody Mary!
(challenge participant
speaks indistinctly)
See?
(challenge participant
speaks indistinctly)
Take a walk on the moon
(mystical chiming)
We could chase down a shootin' star
Bloody Mary.
Or maybe two
Bloody Mary.
What you waiting for
Bloody Mary.
We got nothin' to lose
If you believe
- Bloody Mary.
Come with me
- Bloody Mary.
Are you ready
Are you ready
- Bloody Mary.
Hop aboard my rocket ship
(child yells indistinctly)
Let's head for the eclipse
Are you ready
Ain't no ceiling to hold us down
We can turn it all around
Are you ready
Are you ready
Are you ready
Was that her?
Bloody freakin' Mary!
Oh, what is that?
(challenge participant screams)
Bloody Mary.
Blow your kisses
Bloody Mary.
Man Forrest High was
so scared to play us,
they changed their name to Westside High.
We knew it was y'all!
Old scary ass.
- You see?
Well, anyways, five
seconds on the clock,
Ronnie does an out-and-up.
I hit his ass full stride.
- Told you this shit
wouldn't work.
- Boom!
Touchdown, baby!
(person screaming on device)
(Mitzy screams)
Baby?
You're not even listening to my story.
Bobby, there is people dying on TikTok!
I told you
that shit wouldn't work.
- You know what?
Look.
(person screams on device)
Look!
(person continues screaming)
You don't believe me?
Look.
Oh, I'm datin' a TikToker?
What are you, 12?
What?
I'm just...
(Mitzy scoffs)
I'm sorry.
Let me get that for you, baby.
I'm sorry.
Are you ready
Oh!
To the left, baby!
To the left!
Left?
I don't see it.
Oh, you see it.
It's all the way down my leg.
All the way down his leg?
I'm as close as you are, baby.
This thing too small.
I don't see it.
What you even down there for then?
'Cause it tastes good.
She said, "It tastes good"!
It tastes real good.
Oh, I never!
Never!
Well, you used to.
We used to!
I'll get you some more, baby.
No, 'cause it's gonna be too hard.
Damn right it is!
My jaw gonna be hurtin'.
I don't got time.
It hurts her jaw!
She said, "It hurts her jaw"!
It's only one step
till we're finally free
Here it is.
Found it.
Here.
Are you ready
Are you ready to breathe
- Damn!
You'll put anything in your mouth.
What?
It's only one step
till we're finally free
I'm ready for you, if
you're ready for me
Are you ready
Are you ready to breathe
Are you ready
Are you ready, ready
("Kawaii" by Baer plays)
Yeah, yeah
Gold and purple worker bee
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I'm so fucking cute, bitch
I'm so fucking cute
Attitude abusive
But I'm so fucking cute
I'm so fucking cute, bitch
Fucking cute
I'm so fucking cute, bitch
Hey!
Hey, yo, Powder, truth or dare?
Is it true you're still a virgin?
Bruh, bruh, I'm asking these questions.
Biggie, you're still a virgin?
Actually, she lost it horseback riding.
Ha ha!
That doesn't count!
Does it?
(laughs) That horse had a huge dick.
(Chi Chi laughs)
You're hilarious!
I'm not a virgin, but I do know who is.
- Yeah, right.
- Who?
Can we please just
keep playing this game?
Chi Chi, truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you to tell me who the virgin is.
Yeah, come on!
Come on, Biggie!
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie!
- All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
Come on, horse fucker!
(Chi Chi laughs)
All right.
Mitzy.
Mitzy's the virgin.
- Mitzi?
- Mitzi?
Yeah.
You're a smart ass.
What?
Everybody knows that Mitzy's a hoe.
Says who?
Bobby.
Bobby?
When did you talk to Bobby?
(truck horn honks)
Speak of the devil.
(truck horn continues honking)
I'm so awkward
I'm so awkward
- Hola, mamacitas!
You lovely ladies need a ride?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you lovely ladies need a ride?
Where you been, slut?
Yeah, makin' us walk all
this way to your damn house.
It's hot and I'm fat.
Well, Bobby had to go get gas,
and then I had to get my-
Hey, hey, hey!
You're too loud!
Somebody put somethin' in her mouth,
'cause my zipper's stuck.
(Bobby laughs)
Bobby.
Anyways, you ladies come get in the car.
Hey, baby, how 'bout
you sit in the back,
and let Chi Chi sit up here?
What?
I mean, you could show the girls
that TikTok bullshit you was
trying to show me earlier.
Oh, yeah!
Come on.
Come on, Chi Chi.
It's too hot.
It's too hot.
I don't what to do
I try not to mention my debt
Bloody Mary.
(truck door slams)
You see?
- I'm tryin' to
find this video.
People are really dying.
(challenge participant screams)
I'm a show you.
Bloody Mary.
Let me freshen my breath
(truck engine roars)
("I Can Never Die" by Baer plays)
I can never die, got a lit spirit
Billy on my mind, nettin' nine digits
Gee, this wasn't easy
Now, we no limit
Bitch, I did the time
This is not a gimmick
Clocked in 10 thousand hours
Peakin' super saiyan power
Makin' dough in my tower
Kitchen got a lot of flour
Just got out my cold shower
Pack a big bowl of sour
Smoke my own brand of flower
Look down and wave to all the doubters
Hello, bitch
If you think you've got advice for me
- Call me, girl.
- Okay.
It's been a while.
Shit
What
Please tell me what you did
(truck door slams)
And I'm not talkin' 'bout
500K likes on your pic, bitch
(luggage clattering)
Hey!
Mitzy!
Hey, my baby girl!
How you doin', girl?
- I'm fine.
All right!
Mitzy, now, you be safe,
and no horse playin' around.
(Mitzy sighs)
Okay?
- Hey!
No boys, okay?
No boys!
I know, it's no boys, just the girls.
A little boy talk and booze.
Very good, my dear. (Laughs)
One more thing.
Stay out of our bedroom, please.
- I will, Daddy.
- I trust you.
- Okay.
- I trust you.
Daddy packin'.
(gently smooching)
Is that little Debbie Madison?
How you doin'?
Hey, Mrs. Crabtree!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
All right!
And Jenny Powder.
Hi, Mr. And Mrs. C.
- Aww.
- Hey, how you doin'?
Good to see you.
And Chi Chi!
- Hola!
- Hola it is, Chi Chi.
How's your mom?
She's getting better.
Thank you.
- Good, good, good.
- Awesome, awesome!
That's good.
- Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Well, one thing I can tell,
you girls have been
hangin' out and everything,
but Chi Chi, I am so glad
that you and Mitzy have each other, okay?
- That's true.
- All right.
Mmm, yes, ma'am.
Never die, got a lit spirit
I'll call you soon.
Billy on my mind
Nettin' nine digits
Ball you soon?
Eww!
You're silly. (Giggles)
I love you.
This is not a gimmick
Me love you long time.
You know I'm a kill it
What?
(truck engine revs)
(truck engine rumbles)
(upbeat electronic music)
It's goin' down, down
Down
Down
It's goin' down
Down
Man, damn!
Who drank all the damn Kool-Aid?
Well, I got some Mello Yello over here.
Mello who?
Nigga, I like my drink
like I like my stank.
Tell him about it.
Kool-Aid red.
You see, I'm a break it down for him.
Let him know.
- All (speaks indistinctly)
- Is that "Kracker Jack'd"?
Hit the floor
- That's my jam!
Turn that shit up!
I want my drank
I want my drank
And my stank
And my stay-yank
Kool-Aid red
And then she tries to kiss
- Me, stank?
Yes, heifer, you stink.
I want my drink
You know what?
I really wish they would come out
with a pee-pee flavored Philly.
(laughs) Dick ain't got no flavor.
That's a lie.
Turn tail hurt
Get thirsty yeah
It's salty.
If so, then, hoe, you might
have high blood pressure.
Nah, baby.
I'm a diabetical.
Yeah, from sucking a sugar daddy.
Suck that head
Get that bread
Baby
A throat baby is better
than getting knocked up.
I mean, yeah, what's wrong
with having some things?
Like, I'm just trying to have a come-up.
And so is he. (Laughs)
(group laughs)
Just keep your salty lips off my blunt.
What the frick?
Jenny, no smokin' in the house!
I haven't even lit it up yet.
Y'all think I'm playin'!
Like that little White motherfucker
you got right there, huh?
That's right.
Don't never bring a knife
to a gun fight, brother.
- Sorry, Mitz.
(mellow hip-hop music)
We kinda fuck a little bit.
Sorry, Mitz.
Sheesh!
(can spritzing)
So are we gonna play these games or not?
I mean, I don't wanna play with myself.
That's not what I heard.
Say what?
Girl, you spend more time in
the bathroom than all of us.
And she bop
A he bop
A we bop
I was doin' my nails.
Thank you very much.
Here's a hint.
Your crotch is not a nail polish remover.
(can spritzing)
- Fuck!
Hmm.
Speak for yourself.
Yeah, bro, speak for yourself.
Biggie, the only finger
you've ever had in your lap
is a chicken finger.
It's the chicken tender.
(group laughs)
That was a good one.
(indistinct chattering)
- Mm-hmm.
These games, please?
All right.
(cards shuffling)
Mini skirt on
Dip my body in glitter
Plat-Platform sneakers
All the boys want a picture
Foreign cars
I make rich look richer
Save your breath, baby
I'm not goin' home with ya
Uno!
Mini skirt on
Dip my body in glitter
- Y'all 'bout to
lose this game!
Y'all 'bout to lose this game.
Save your breath, baby
The problem is, you
forget to say, "Uno",
so draw two, bitch.
Bro!
(group laughs)
Y'all so ghetto.
I'm sorry, but...
I mean, I can make it even,
and go ahead and say, "Draw
four and the color is yellow".
What?
Love you!
That is trash!
Hit 'em with the hee-hee, Chi Chi!
- Ahh!
- Yella.
(card slaps)
- Dammit, Mitzy!
- Me?
What'd I do?
Cry, bitch, cry!
This game sucks!
Well, pick something else then?
Old Maid?
Your mama.
Go Fish?
Don't call me that.
Hi-Ho Cherry-O?
Too many hi-hos and
not enough cherries, yo.
Life?
I had one bowl this morning,
and I'm about to have my second.
Squeeze it!
("Going Home With Ya"
by Captain Joz plays)
Fuck, yes, Captain Crunch!
On, on
Do you have a Ouija board?
A Ouija board?
You trippin'.
I know you fuckin' lyin'!
And I am not yellin' Jumangi,
and watchin' an elephant
run through the kitchen.
Ohh, Captain Crunch!
On, on
Oops, too late.
(group laughs)
What's so funny?
Nothin'.
Oh, how about Bloody Mary?
What's that?
"What's that?"
(cereal crunching)
("Going Home With Ya" continues playing)
(utensil clanking)
Okay, here it is.
Bloody Mary, the name of a children's game
in which a ghost or witch of a said name
is supposed to appear in
a mirror when summoned.
One common way participants
make her appear
is to stand there before a mirror,
and say her name three times.
(cereal crunching)
Are y'all ready?
- Sure.
- Yeah, whatever.
What?
Are you finished
crunchin' there, Captain?
Yeah.
Well, then, swallow, like you always do.
(group laughs)
(Biggie coughs)
- Eww!
Is that milk coming outta your nose?
And a few of her exes.
Y'all are so dirty.
(bowl clanks)
- I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good.
Let's do this.
All right, everybody hold hands.
Light switch.
(light switch clicks)
On the count of three, close your eyes.
One, two, three.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
(eerie suspenseful music)
I see something!
What?
- Where?
- Really?
Yeah, it's there.
There!
Right there!
There!
Four assholes in one mirror.
You fuckin' suck!
You spit.
Touche'.
Lights, please.
Thank you.
In some cases,
people turn around three
times in the mirror.
And do what, the Hokey Pokey?
I mean, that is what it's all about.
It says here,
Bloody Mary can't kill a virgin,
or touch the purity of God.
Can't kill a virgin?
Well, then, we all fucked!
Literally.
It smells like pee-pee.
Also says that Bloody Mary disappears
when the lights come on.
She only kills people through reflections.
All right, well, I'm gonna go
and reflect on this bullshit
with this perfectly rolled blunt,
if anyone would like to join me.
Outside, please.
Outside.
And I shall be joining you.
Me, too!
Mitz.
- Bye, bitch!
- Hey!
Thanks a lot!
(door slams)
(dark eerie music)
Friends.
My favorite F word.
(dark eerie music continues)
(Mitzy sighs)
(cell phone chimes)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(cell phone continues chiming)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(cell phone continues chiming)
(whimsical twinkling)
(dark sinister music)
(dark sinister music continues)
(lighter flicks)
(dark sinister music continues)
(cereal crunching)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
Smell some smokes
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dish clanks)
(cereal crunching)
So I told old boy,
if your is ill-cliterate-
Ill what?
You heard me.
So I told old boy, if
your ass is ill-cliterate,
and your tongue is not
(tongue flutters) tonguing
then you might as well moonwalk your ass
right on back to Never Never Land
with Peter Pan and all his little boys.
(group laughs)
(object rustling)
Wait.
Did you hear that?
- What?
(eerie suspenseful music)
Did you hear that?
What?
Puff, puff, puff.
Pass, pass, pass, hoe.
Nah, bruh, it really could
have been a cereal killer.
- Mmm.
- (chuckles) Get it?
A cereal killer.
(both giggle)
Just pass the blunt
before I snap, crackle, and pop your ass.
Thank you.
(whooping in the distance)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
- Hey, got your asses!
Hey, man, hold on!
- Put that shit down!
- Put that shit away!
- Man, goddamn
It's us, it's us, it's the guys!
What the fuck?
Mike?
- Crazy ass!
Yes, it's Mike!
Holy shit, where'd you
get that fuckin' thing?
Boy, I thought y'all was Bloody Mary.
- Bloody Mary?
- Bloody what?
- Bloody-
- That sound like
my bitch every once a month.
(group laughs)
(group continues laughing)
Dang, look, girl.
(group continues laughing)
(footsteps pattering)
- Whoa!
- What the fuck?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Are y'all okay?
- Yes, we okay.
- Yeah, what's up?
- Ronnie, Ricky, Mike.
- Hey!
Where's Bobby?
I think he... (sighs)
I think he made a beer run.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, beer.
- Yeah, he went on
a beer run.
- Yeah.
We drank all the beer in the house,
so yeah, he-
Yeah, we sent him
to the store.
- Yeah.
- Runs straight through ya.
Matter of fact, I gotta piss
like a Russian race horse.
Mitzy, where your bathroom?
- Down to the left.
- Cool.
- Mitzy?
- Mitz?
Are you okay?
(footsteps pattering)
Yeah, y'all come on in and chill.
Mitz?
Are you okay?
I mean, Bobby's just
runnin' for beer, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Right.
Where's Chi Chi?
Oh, she went to change her clothes.
Come on.
Okay.
(footsteps pattering)
(stirring dramatic music)
Hmm.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Hmm.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
(Chi Chi sighs)
(Chi Chi hums upbeat tune)
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Oh.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Mmm!
Yes!
Mm-hmm!
Mm-hmm!
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Hmm.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
(Chi Chi hums upbeat tune)
(Chi Chi screams)
(Bobby shushing)
(Chi Chi yells muffled)
It's me, it's me, it's me!
Dammit, Bobby, you scared me!
I'm sorry, baby.
(Chi Chi exhales loudly)
You know I like comin' from behind on you.
Yeah.
Yes, you do, bad boy.
Hell yeah.
(gently smooching)
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(suspenseful dramatic music builds)
Either way...
I'm about to wet that ass up.
I'm 'bout to A-Rod that ass.
What?
Know what I'm sayin'?
(gun cocks)
I'm strapped, too, homies!
(uptempo hip-hop music)
Don't let ya gun blast,
he's just washing his ass!
Oh, man, that's my shit!
(indistinct yelling)
That's my shit.
Man, you don't know nothin' about that.
That's my favorite movie of all time!
All time, hell yes!
Old-school,
a real throw back.
- Let's get outside
where we can smoke, man.
Yo, next time, I'm
gonna uncock that ass,
you know what I'm sayin'?
Where the shit's Ronnie?
- Shit sounds like a gate.
- (chuckles) Shitting.
Know what I'm sayin'...
- Eww.
- For shizzle my nizzle.
Man, he better hurry up.
I gotta piss.
Hey, where's the bathroom at?
Down the hall to the left.
Down the hall to the left.
All right.
- You say somethin'?
(faint indistinct chattering)
(rap music plays
indistinctly over speakers)
- Bloody Mary.
- (grunts) Shit!
(Ronnie farts and grunts forcefully)
Goddamn! (Continues farting)
(Ronnie sighs)
(Ronnie grunts forcefully and farts)
(Ronnie continues farting)
(Ronnie sighs loudly)
(Ronnie continues farting)
Man!
When the fuck I ate corn?
I'm going vegan after this shit.
(Ronnie sighs loudly)
That was a good shit.
(Ronnie farts)
Hold up.
(Ronnie grunts forcefully
and continues farting)
(Ronnie continues farting)
(toilet flushing)
Damn! (Mumbles)
(can spritzing)
Mm-mmm.
(can continues spritzing)
Mm-mmm!
That better be good.
What he got good?
Want me to do it?
Oh, shit, the fuck's on now?
Goddamn!
(dark suspenseful music)
All right.
(water rushing)
Bloody Mary.
I ain't scared of no damn
Bloody Mary. (Smirks)
I'll say it three and
I'll say it five times.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
(water bubbling)
I'm scared of that bitch (mumbles).
Hey, Bobby?
How old them hoes is you smashin'?
Hell, got a BWW, a ratchet
bitch, and a dingbat?
Man, I might as well start drinkin' now.
(water bubbling)
Damn, pimp, how the hell
I'd get a damn pimple?
Must mean I need some more pussy.
Can't never, never, never
be too much more pussy,
but I'll get some new pussy tonight.
(dark suspenseful music)
Oh, my god!
(Ronnie grunts)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(Ronnie continues grunting)
(evil laughing continues)
Squeezing too tight.
(evil laughing continues)
Stupid old bitch!
I don't wanna fuck you, no!
I don't wanna fuck you!
(evil laughing continues)
(Ronnie yells out)
(Bloody Mary screams maniacally)
(dark suspenseful music fades)
Hey, girl, you got a pad?
Up in this motherfuckin' Wonder Bra.
(cell phone chimes)
- Girl, stop playin'!
(cell phone continues chiming)
- Nah, seriously,
I got some Stayfree in the
ride, but they ain't free.
Girl, stop playin', I'm spottin'!
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(knocking on door)
Ronnie?
You still in there?
If you fell asleep on the
toilet again, man, I swear.
(rapid knocking on door)
Ronnie?
Ronnie, come on, dawg!
I gotta pee like fucking yesterday, bro!
They gotta have another bathroom.
(footsteps departing)
(light switch clicks)
(Chi Chi giggles)
(moans) Si.
More lower.
Lower.
Lower, lower.
Lower.
(Bobby scoffs)
Qu pasa?
What happened?
Chi Chi, you ever get
that not so fresh feelin'?
Huh?
Es de taco heavy on the sour cream,
or es guaco-holy-moly?
What are you saying?
Are you trying to speak Spanish?
I mean, I speak a little.
You're Texican, right?
Texican?
What is that?
I am Latina and my family is from Dallas.
(scoffs) All right.
Nevermind, I suck.
I'm trippin'.
No, it's cute.
I'll play along.
Do you know any other
words in Espaol, hmm?
- That?
- Si, si.
Es smells like pescado,
but tastes like pollo.
What?
It smells like fish and
it tastes like chicken?
Wait, is that what that means?
Yes!
I'm sorry, I'm tripping.
I'm so sorry.
I'll show you fishy.
I bet you will.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
(Chi Chi laughs)
(Bobby groans)
(Chi Chi continues laughing)
Oh, si, papi! (Laughs)
(upbeat mellow music)
- That's my shit!
- It's mine.
Hey, come on, man, with
them motherfuckin' hot dogs!
Come on!
- Here, motherfucker, shit!
- Damn-
- Hey, yo!
- Word play a, plays.
- Hey, yo
Skip and hop.
In a Speedo with
some flip-flops.
- Flip-flops.
You don't know nothin' about that.
Hey!
You the hostess with the mostest.
More hoe than stess.
Hey!
Dammit!
What's up, Powder?
What the heck?
Man, I'm sorry, y'all,
I just need to smoke!
Go smoke your thingy.
Well, if Bigfoot here hadn't
thrown my blunt sky high...
Well, if these assholes ain't
scared the shit outta me...
Mike, got a fuckin' blunt.
Yo, Mitzy, you got another bathroom?
I don't, I'm sorry.
Wanna smoke that blunt?
Did you see Ronnie?
Yes and no.
Man, he's passed out.
Passed out?
Yes, man, he's passed out!
What the fuck?
And why would he be passed out?
Man, because he's fucked up!
I don't know, I just gotta pee!
Man, let's go smoke that blunt!
Yes, okay, we'll go do that.
Go outside.
Go outside and pee.
All right, all right, just
give me one minute, please.
Meet me in the garage.
I'll just be one minute.
He gotta pee.
Damn, you scared me!
(Chi Chi moans)
- Oh, girl.
(Chi Chi continues moaning)
(gently smooching)
Almost got it.
I'm trying to
get this strap.
- Oh, no!
- Oh!
- Oh, uh-uh.
(Chi Chi moans)
(gently smooching)
(Chi Chi moans)
- Oh, girl.
Oh, I got this
(Chi Chi shushing)
My bad, my bad.
Oh, my god.
Girl, why are you so shy?
I don't know.
I'm trying to see them tig ol bitties.
The what?
Those tatas.
Tetas.
Tetas, tatas, no judgment.
You the finest motherfucker on this Earth,
and you shy about your body?
Have you seen this body?
Thank you.
Now, can you go turn off the light?
(Bobby chuckles)
- Yes, ma'am.
- Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
(uptempo mellow music)
(upbeat hip-hop music)
Oh, work it, mmm.
(upbeat hip-hop music continues)
(person screams)
Man, if I have to get off this trick,
I'm gonna bitch slap you with my dick!
(Ricky choking and gagging)
Oh, shit, it's on.
It's a fucked up thing to
kill a mother fuck a named Bling!
(Ricky and Biggie laugh)
(electronic static hissing)
- That's my shit.
That's my shit.
- Okay, you know somethin'.
Girl, what are you doin'?
Let me see.
No!
What do you mean, "No"?
'Cause don't like no big girls.
Man, I love big girls.
What you mean?
You ain't even big; You're thick.
Thick, huh?
I'm listening.
What's your name, your real name?
My peoples call me Little Debbie.
(chuckles) Little Debbie, huh?
Now, that's the one chick
I could eat every day.
Are ya thirsty?
I mean, I know you're thirsty,
but, I mean, do you...
You know what?
Nevermind.
Let me get us something to drink.
Hey, something is going on.
Go upstairs and take a shower.
All right.
(mellow pop music)
This is my first time in
the backseat of my own car.
Hoe, please!
What?
What, what, slut?
What is that?
Just a little face powder.
(car door slams)
Ain't nothin' like takin'
a warm pee in a cool breeze.
Mmm!
Thanks for sharing.
Oh, shit, my bad. (Chuckles)
Hey, thanks, guys, for understanding.
My parents would kill me if I smoked,
let alone in they house.
Mm-hmm.
Girl, shut the hell up!
I know I be smokin' that gangster,
but let me tell you somethin'.
The two thugs I see is in
the backseat. (Chuckles)
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Tupac and Chickenpox. (Laughs)
(Mike imitates bocking like a chicken)
That's you.
That's not even funny.
It's pretty funny.
(Powder imitates bocking like a chicken)
Mitzy, shut the damn door!
You're lettin' out all the weed smoke.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Don't let the weed smoke outta my own car.
(car door slams)
Is that a thing,
not letting the weed smoke out?
It's called a hot box, Chickenpox.
(Mike and Powder laugh)
It's Chickenpox.
I'm not chicken.
(Mike imitates bocking like a chicken)
(Powder sniffs loudly)
Whoo!
Mmm.
Is that your first joint?
Tell me, why the hell
you holdin' it all weird?
What?
Has anybody seen or heard from Bobby?
Well, have you?
Nope.
You just need to give me my back my weed.
Like, you're wastin' it,
just sittin' there with
it talkin' and shit.
Mitzy?
Bobby?
Y'all heard that?
No, you didn't?
Makin' up shit!
Give me my damn J back, man!
What the fuck?
(car door slams)
She's dick whipped.
I know, right?
Fuckin' pitiful.
It's pitiful.
(mellow sensual music)
You ready for Big Daddy?
- Mm-hmm!
- Mm-hmm.
Ahh, yeah!
(Bobby grunts sensually)
Mm-hmm!
(Bobby smirks)
(mellow sensual music continues)
(Chi Chi giggles)
(gently smooching)
(Chi Chi moans)
- Oh, shit!
- Mm-hmm.
- Look what we have here.
- What?
Hey there.
Hi, Big Daddy.
How you doin'?
(Chi Chi mumbles)
(gently smooching)
What are you doing?
- Look, baby.
- Hmm?
Look.
(Chi Chi gasps)
Oh, wow!
(chuckles) Right?
Who knew Mitzy's folks
was a couple of old freaks in the sheets?
This is weird.
Yeah.
Come get on top, girl.
You can get on top, right?
Why, because Mitzy's
always on top?
- Nah, Mitzy,
she don't put out.
After this, I'm done messin' with virgins.
I mean, it's cool and all,
coochie's still the wrapper,
but, I mean, to have to
teach someone everything,
that shit just gets annoying sometimes.
Wait, Mitzi's a virgin?
Yep.
Can't even get a kiss outta her
without her giggling like
a little school girl.
- Oh.
- That's why I need me
a grown ass woman, like you, girl.
Come on!
- Mm-hmm.
(gently smooching)
(Bobby moans sensually)
(gently smooching continues)
(mellow sensual music fades)
(dark ominous music)
Hmm.
And the chick they said
they could eat every day.
We'll see.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Ricky!
I hope you like Kool-Aid.
Red's the only flavor I got, though.
And yes, red is a flavor.
I want my drank
And my stank
Kool-Aid red
(Biggie hums upbeat tune)
(dark ominous music continues)
Mitzy?
Your daddy ain't pay the light bill!
(water bubbling)
(water continues bubbling)
What the fuck kinda Kool-Aid is this?
What the...
Who is this?
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
What the fuck?
Kool-Aid red!
(Biggie Screams)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
Kool-Aid red!
Kool-Aid red!
(Biggie continues screaming)
(Biggie grunts)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(Biggie screams)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Kool-Aid red! (Laughs evily)
(dark suspenseful music)
- Man.
(Ricky mumbles indistinctly)
(knocking on door)
Ronnie?
(pounding on door)
Ronnie?
Ronnie, open the door, man!
You still on the fucking toilet?
Man, what you got, sleep-crap-nea?
What the fuck?
Open up the door, man.
(knocking on door)
Did you get that joke,
though, sleep-crap-nea?
(Ricky laughs)
Come on, Ronnie!
Ronnie?
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(suspenseful dramatic music fades)
(dark sinister music)
(dark sinister music continues)
I know liquor before beer,
and you're in the clear, right?
But what happens when
you do weed before coke?
(dark sinister music continues)
(Powder sniffs loudly)
Mmm.
Well, coke before weeded
and your ass can't read.
(laughs) Now, who you tellin'?
All right, I don't think I
could read right now anyway,
I'm so fucked up.
How 'bout coke...
Or how 'bout weed before coke,
and when your ass is broke?
Weed before coke when your
ass is broke! (Laughs)
Or...
Coke instead of weed,
'cause I have a need,
a need for speed.
(dark sinister music continues)
(skin squelching)
(Powder screams)
Ow!
(Powder pants heavily)
Oh, shit!
(Powder yells out)
Fuck!
(object thuds)
Ahh!
(Mike grunting)
(bones crunching)
(Bloody Mary laughs manically)
Got ya!
(Powder screams)
- Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
(Powder pants heavily)
(dark eerie music)
Y'all be trippin'.
What the fuck was that?
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
(electronic static hissing)
(footsteps pattering)
Oh, my!
Oh, I gotta pee!
Boy!
Uh-uh, where were you?
Tryin' to take a whizz.
Where Ronnie?
Still on the shitter.
And where Biggie?
She not in the kitchen?
No.
Trying to eat?
Shit!
I don't know.
No.
(Ricky mumbles)
(electronic static hissing)
Hey, you ever seen that
movie "Poltergeist"?
Who?
"Poltergeist"!
Look, look at the TV.
(electronic static hissing)
Shh.
(eerie suspenseful music)
They're here
(electronic static continues hissing)
Who here?
(Mitzy laughs giddily)
Who?
- Nobody?
So you sayin', your girl,
Biggie, is in this TV?
No.
Is it a fat screen?
(Ricky laughs)
You mean flat screen?
I said what I said.
- But-
- Whoa!
(footsteps pattering)
Biggie?
Biggie?
Come out to play. (Laughs)
(footsteps clomping)
(dramatic melancholic music)
(footsteps clomping)
(car door clatters open)
Jenny?
(Mitzy gasps)
Oh, no, boo.
(Mitzy gasps)
What happened to your face?
(Powder wheezing)
Breathe, breathe hold still.
Jenny?
(suspenseful dramatic music)
Jenny?
Jenny, wake up!
No!
Oh, my god, Mike!
(Mitzy sobs)
(suspenseful dramatic music continues)
Jesus Christ!
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(suspenseful dramatic music continues)
Come on!
(dark sinister music)
[Voicemail Prompt] The
person you have dialed
is not able to
(dark sinister music continues)
(cell phone chimes)
(dark sinister music continues)
Fuck!
(dark sinister music continues)
(footsteps clomping)
- The person you have dialed
is not able to receive calls at this time.
(door slams)
Hey, what the fuck?
Biggie!
What the...
What the fuck?
Man, what the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is goin'...
Bro, what the fuck is
goin' on with this shit?
Mitz, Mitz, Mitzy, you
don't wanna see your girl.
Mitz, you don't wanna see.
You don't...
(Mitzy gasps)
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Biggie, not you, too?
Mitzy, what the fuck
is going on around here?
(dramatic melancholic music)
What the...
(Ricky sighs loudly)
Fuck!
How I'm gonna explain this shit?
Fuck, man!
Powder and Mike are dead, too.
Mike?
You gots to be fucking kidding me?
Man, fuck it!
Fuck!
(dramatic melancholic music continues)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(eerie suspenseful music continues)
Hold on.
(eerie suspenseful music continues)
Where's Bobby?
I haven't seen him.
His car's obviously outside, Ricky!
I don't know nothin'.
Ricky, there's people dead in the house!
I think he makin' a beer run.
You know-
I'm finna to.
F you up right now!
Tell me the truth!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Fuck!
With Chi Chi.
What?
You wanted to know.
He with Chi Chi.
Fuck, man!
This shit is crazy.
(dark suspenseful music)
(Chi Chi screams in the distance)
(footsteps clomping)
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
Damn girl, what you screamin' for?
I ain't even put it in yet.
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
(dark suspenseful music continues)
Oh, shit!
(Bobby and Chi Chi scream)
Shit!
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
Oh!
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
(dark intense music)
- Welcome, Bobby.
- Help!
Help!
(Chi Chi screams)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Bobby, open the door!
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Oh!
(dark intense music swells)
Whoa!
(skin squelching)
Bobby, open the door!
Chi Chi, open the door!
(Bloody Mary moans)
- Bloody Mary.
(skin squelching)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(door pounding)
- Fuck!
(door clatters)
What the fuck?
Oh.
(Bobby gasping)
Shit!
Bobby?
Chi Chi?
(Bobby gurgling)
Man, what the fuck?
Bobby, man!
No, Bobby!
What the...
Ricky, my boy.
Oh, just slow down, homie.
Just...
(Bobby gagging)
What happened to you, bro?
What the fuck is wrong?
I love you, brother.
I love you, too, bro.
Oh.
(Bobby retching)
What the fuck?
Just take your time, bro.
I'm here with you, bro.
Mitzy, I'm so sorry.
(coughs) Can you forgive me?
Don't go yet.
Please, don't go.
(Mitzy sobs)
(Bobby winces painfully)
Mitzy, come here.
(Bobby pants heavily)
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry for everything.
Can you ever forgive me?
(Mitzy continues sobbing)
What did this shit to you, bro?
(sobs) I don't know.
Some chick, she came out the mirror.
What fuckin' mirror?
(Bobby pants)
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary, what?
Fuckin' what, Bloody?
The kids game?
We didn't know it was real!
That's some witchcraft ass shit, Mitz!
I know, but I...
We didn't know!
What the fuck?
(Bobby wincing painfully)
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
I'm fixin' to call 9-1-1.
(Bobby continues wincing)
9-1-1.
Please, please, can
y'all help me, please?
What's your emergency?
My friend's dying out of nowhere.
I don't know what the fuck is goin' on!
Stay on the line, sir.
Can y'all please just send
somebody to come help, please?
Your location, sir?
I'm on Martin Creek Drive over here.
I don't (phone line beeps)
This motherfucker just hung up on me?
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Mitzy.
(Bobby winces painfully)
I'm so sorry, baby.
I ain't shit.
You're too good for me.
(Bobby continues wincing painfully)
(Ricky screams)
(Bobby gasping and retching)
Bobby?
(Bobby gurgles)
("I'll Understand" by Roza plays)
(Mitzy softly sobs)
("I'll Understand" continues playing)
When it all goes to hell
Will you still be my friend
(Mitzy continues softly sobbing)
If you can't come with me
I'll understand
(Mitzy continues sobbing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
What the fuck?
(Mitzy continues sobbing)
Get the fuck outta here, Mitz!
Listen to me!
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(Mitzy pants heavily)
What the fuck?
Mitz!
Mitzy!
Hit this bitch!
Fuck!
(Ricky gasping)
Bloody freakin' Mary!
Mitz!
(Mitz speaks indistinctly)
Mitz.
(Ricky mumbles indistinctly)
Get the fuck off me!
Man, fuck!
- He's right there.
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
Mitz!
Mitz, run till
(Bloody Mary continues evily laughing)
Mitz?
Mitz, Mitz!
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Grab it!
(Bloody Mary continues
laughing maniacally)
And get the fuck out!
Mitz, Mitz, please, please, help me!
Mitz, Mitz, Mitz!
Mitzy, please!
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
Where's this bitch?
(Bloody Mary continues evily laughing)
You bitch!
Run!
(Bloody Mary growls)
What the fuck?
(Bloody Mary speaks indistinctly)
Goddammit!
(body thuds)
- Bitch!
You bitch!
You bitch!
You bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
What the fuck?
(dark sinister music)
(demonic growling)
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
(dark sinister music continues)
No!
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Bloody Mary screams maniacally)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Mitzy pants)
(dark eerie music)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(Mitzy whimpers)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(intense suspenseful music)
(intense suspenseful music continues)
(Mitzy grunts)
No!
You bitch! (Growls demonically)
You bitch!
You are the bitch.
You bitch!
You!
(Mitzy breathes shakily)
You bitch!
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(Bloody Mary moans)
You bitch.
(Bloody Mary screams)
Ah, you bitch!
You bitch!
(Bloody Mary screams)
You're dying.
You bitch! (Growls demonically)
Why am I always my own enemy
Stronger is something I wanna be
Hope keeps on breakin'
on the kitchen floor
I want more than this
I'm not good at bein' nice to me
Chi Chi?
Everybody knows that Mitzy's a hoe!
Goodbye, bitch.
- Hey!
Jenny, wake up!
Oh!
Ooh, I got knocked down again
Ooh, but I get back up from it
Bloody Mary can't kill a virgin,
or touch the purity of God.
Can't kill a virgin?
Well, then, we are all fucked!
(giggles) Literally.
You can't hurt me, can you?
Bitch!
Go to hell!
(Mitzy groans)
Oh!
(Bloody Mary groans)
(intense suspenseful music)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(Bloody Mary screams)
(electricity buzzing)
(intense suspenseful music continues)
(Bloody Mary screams)
(indistinct chatter on police radio)
(siren wails)
(soft eerie music)
(machine beeps)
(machine continues beeping)
Mom?
Mom?
Mitzi?
She's awake!
David!
David, she's awake!
Won't he do it?
- Daddy?
- Hmm?
Oh, Jesus!
Daddy, where are my friends?
Is everybody okay?
Baby girl.
Baby girl.
Really?
I gotta ask you a...
I gotta ask you a few tough questions.
Okay, Daddy.
(machine beeps)
Mitzy, did you kill...
Did you kill all those kids in the house?
- What?
- Did
You heard me, Mitzy.
Did you kill all those kids in the house?
Mama, what?
You don't think...
Daddy, tell her those are my friends!
(stammers) I know, kiddo.
I know, kiddo,
but we just...
We gotta make sure.
It's dead people in our
house, do you know that?
You handcuffed to the bed.
Think about it.
I would never kill anybody!
(knocking on door)
- Knock, knock.
(machine beeps)
Oh, Jesus!
Doc, it's been a bad day.
My baby handcuffed to
a bed, and it just...
I just...
Can you just please
tell me somethin' good?
Can I get some good news from you, Doc?
I do have good news.
Everything seems to be fine.
Doc, fine?
What does fine mean?
Is there anything wrong with her?
Well, her vital signs are stable,
blood pressure is good,
(paper rustling)
And her brain waves seem to be normal.
So nothin' out of the ordinary.
But I'm pretty sure you guys
know that she is pregnant.
Pregnant?
- You said, "Pregnant"?
- Pregnant.
Pregnant?
But I didn't have sex with anybody.
- Bullshit!
- What?
Oh, oh, hey, Nurse, hey.
You need me?
Okay.
Oh, geez, you had to
have sex if you pregnant.
But you know what?
I told you I didn't like that-
No, that was you bein
No, the daddy's girl!
- I told you
I did not like him.
- Daddy's girl!
- She is my girl.
- No, don't!
Uh-uh!
- This is my baby girl!
- I'm calling his mother-
- But I told you
I didn't like that boy.
That's all I'm sayin'.
We not gonna argue.
I'm calling his mother right now.
I'm calling Bobby's mother right now.
Mama, I swear I haven't.
Daddy, you don't believe me, too?
(machine beeps)
Of course.
Of course I believe you, baby girl.
I do.
Come here.
Come here.
(gently smooching)
(machine beeps)
(handcuffs clattering)
(Mitzy whimpers)
(Mitzy breathes shakily)
I can't be pregnant.
I just...
This don't make sense.
(handcuffs clattering)
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(dark sinister music)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Mitzy screams)
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(Mitzy screams)
(gentle mellow music)
Monsters in my head
Telling me to do things
That'll leave me dead
Can listen to
Don't listen to
The monsters in my head
The monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters under my bed
Haunting me
Forever stalking me
Secrets till daylight
Waiting for those eyes
Lost eyes in the night
Oh, there's no mistaken it
They've come down to take me
The sweet sum of me
I'm still dyin' from the last time
Is the monster really me
All of a sudden, I'm me
If I had no eyes and I went blind
Would the monsters be inside my mind
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Telling me to do things
That'll leave me dead
Can listen to
Don't listen to
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters under my bed
Closer
I lose all my breath
Can no longer hear my heart
Cold hands upon my chest
I don't know who you are
And I hate it when we meet
'Cause every time your shadow comes
You promise light I can't see
Maybe I need to run
and get back my control
As my mother always told me
The darkness only comes for
Souls
The monsters in my head
Telling me to do things
Monsters in my head
Don't listen to
Don't listen to
The monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters under my bed
My bed
Under my bed
Monsters
Takin' over me
Monsters
I am my enemy, oh
Monsters
Shadows of the night, oh
Monsters
Are they only in my mind
("Bloody Mary" by Skipp Whitman plays)
Hot hot
("Bloody Mary" continues playing)
Hot hot
Yeah
I don't need no more good
reasons to leave the seasons
This breeze is Jesus
The seas is about as
cool as my T-shirt
This chick is old-school,
like shell-toe Adidas
She feed me shellfish
I need it
Since I don't eat beef, or chicken
Pork, or what's bleeding
Y'all had enough your summer
Go leave and go back to Bummer, Ohio
Why only wild out on the weekends
I'm on a surfin' safari
With a stunner for certain, sir
I'm sorry if you only thought of
Puttin' just your feet in
Now, repeat it
And I'm on my way
Away from here
Bloody Mary mixed with beer, beer
I'm on my way
Away to you
Michelada mixed with brew
Now, all them girls
that got kids go oww
Get your babysitter paid
and don't go home now
I be known, but don't
forget phone calls out
But it goes two ways
Like a freak so wild
I was late to get a seat
I was good, but in the aisle
My thoughts are so
unique I may blow now
Ooh ooh
Oooh oooh ooh
Bloody Mary mixed with beer, beer
La la la
La la la la
La la la la
Michelada mixed with brew
("Bloody Mary" continues playing)
("Bloody Mary" continues playing)
These boys is not White.
These boys is not White.
Hell, they ain't even old-timey!
(dark suspenseful music)
Hey, guys!
It's Annie!
Now, you guys have been
commenting me lately
about wanting to do this
Bloody Mary challenge.
So I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
If you guys give me 10,000 likes,
maybe next time, you never know,
I'll take my shirt off or something.
Probably not, 'cause this
is probably a bunch of shit,
but I'm still gonna do
it for you guys anyway.
So hit that Like button.
10,000 likes for the Bloody
Mary challenge, guys.
And here we go.
I'm so excited!
(dark suspenseful music)
All right, guys.
So here we are.
I'm ready to do this.
(dark suspenseful music builds)
Bloody Mary.
(dark suspenseful music continues)
Bloody Mary.
(dark suspenseful music continues)
Bloody Mary.
See, I told you.
Ain't nothin' fucking
(Annie screams)
(intense suspenseful music)
(dark eerie music)
(drum sticks tapping rhythmically)
("Are You Ready?" By Castle Heist plays)
All right, guys, here we are.
We're gonna do this.
(sighs) I'm scared, nervous.
(challenge participant
speaks indistinctly)
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
Premonition
- Bloody...
Bloody Mary.
Intuition
Bloody Mary.
Call it what you want
But I got a feeling
- Bloody Mary!
- Bloody Mary.
Trying patience
- Bloody Mary!
(challenge participant
speaks indistinctly)
See?
(challenge participant
speaks indistinctly)
Take a walk on the moon
(mystical chiming)
We could chase down a shootin' star
Bloody Mary.
Or maybe two
Bloody Mary.
What you waiting for
Bloody Mary.
We got nothin' to lose
If you believe
- Bloody Mary.
Come with me
- Bloody Mary.
Are you ready
Are you ready
- Bloody Mary.
Hop aboard my rocket ship
(child yells indistinctly)
Let's head for the eclipse
Are you ready
Ain't no ceiling to hold us down
We can turn it all around
Are you ready
Are you ready
Are you ready
Was that her?
Bloody freakin' Mary!
Oh, what is that?
(challenge participant screams)
Bloody Mary.
Blow your kisses
Bloody Mary.
Man Forrest High was
so scared to play us,
they changed their name to Westside High.
We knew it was y'all!
Old scary ass.
- You see?
Well, anyways, five
seconds on the clock,
Ronnie does an out-and-up.
I hit his ass full stride.
- Told you this shit
wouldn't work.
- Boom!
Touchdown, baby!
(person screaming on device)
(Mitzy screams)
Baby?
You're not even listening to my story.
Bobby, there is people dying on TikTok!
I told you
that shit wouldn't work.
- You know what?
Look.
(person screams on device)
Look!
(person continues screaming)
You don't believe me?
Look.
Oh, I'm datin' a TikToker?
What are you, 12?
What?
I'm just...
(Mitzy scoffs)
I'm sorry.
Let me get that for you, baby.
I'm sorry.
Are you ready
Oh!
To the left, baby!
To the left!
Left?
I don't see it.
Oh, you see it.
It's all the way down my leg.
All the way down his leg?
I'm as close as you are, baby.
This thing too small.
I don't see it.
What you even down there for then?
'Cause it tastes good.
She said, "It tastes good"!
It tastes real good.
Oh, I never!
Never!
Well, you used to.
We used to!
I'll get you some more, baby.
No, 'cause it's gonna be too hard.
Damn right it is!
My jaw gonna be hurtin'.
I don't got time.
It hurts her jaw!
She said, "It hurts her jaw"!
It's only one step
till we're finally free
Here it is.
Found it.
Here.
Are you ready
Are you ready to breathe
- Damn!
You'll put anything in your mouth.
What?
It's only one step
till we're finally free
I'm ready for you, if
you're ready for me
Are you ready
Are you ready to breathe
Are you ready
Are you ready, ready
("Kawaii" by Baer plays)
Yeah, yeah
Gold and purple worker bee
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
I'm so fucking cute, bitch
I'm so fucking cute
Attitude abusive
But I'm so fucking cute
I'm so fucking cute, bitch
Fucking cute
I'm so fucking cute, bitch
Hey!
Hey, yo, Powder, truth or dare?
Is it true you're still a virgin?
Bruh, bruh, I'm asking these questions.
Biggie, you're still a virgin?
Actually, she lost it horseback riding.
Ha ha!
That doesn't count!
Does it?
(laughs) That horse had a huge dick.
(Chi Chi laughs)
You're hilarious!
I'm not a virgin, but I do know who is.
- Yeah, right.
- Who?
Can we please just
keep playing this game?
Chi Chi, truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you to tell me who the virgin is.
Yeah, come on!
Come on, Biggie!
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie!
- All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
Come on, horse fucker!
(Chi Chi laughs)
All right.
Mitzy.
Mitzy's the virgin.
- Mitzi?
- Mitzi?
Yeah.
You're a smart ass.
What?
Everybody knows that Mitzy's a hoe.
Says who?
Bobby.
Bobby?
When did you talk to Bobby?
(truck horn honks)
Speak of the devil.
(truck horn continues honking)
I'm so awkward
I'm so awkward
- Hola, mamacitas!
You lovely ladies need a ride?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you lovely ladies need a ride?
Where you been, slut?
Yeah, makin' us walk all
this way to your damn house.
It's hot and I'm fat.
Well, Bobby had to go get gas,
and then I had to get my-
Hey, hey, hey!
You're too loud!
Somebody put somethin' in her mouth,
'cause my zipper's stuck.
(Bobby laughs)
Bobby.
Anyways, you ladies come get in the car.
Hey, baby, how 'bout
you sit in the back,
and let Chi Chi sit up here?
What?
I mean, you could show the girls
that TikTok bullshit you was
trying to show me earlier.
Oh, yeah!
Come on.
Come on, Chi Chi.
It's too hot.
It's too hot.
I don't what to do
I try not to mention my debt
Bloody Mary.
(truck door slams)
You see?
- I'm tryin' to
find this video.
People are really dying.
(challenge participant screams)
I'm a show you.
Bloody Mary.
Let me freshen my breath
(truck engine roars)
("I Can Never Die" by Baer plays)
I can never die, got a lit spirit
Billy on my mind, nettin' nine digits
Gee, this wasn't easy
Now, we no limit
Bitch, I did the time
This is not a gimmick
Clocked in 10 thousand hours
Peakin' super saiyan power
Makin' dough in my tower
Kitchen got a lot of flour
Just got out my cold shower
Pack a big bowl of sour
Smoke my own brand of flower
Look down and wave to all the doubters
Hello, bitch
If you think you've got advice for me
- Call me, girl.
- Okay.
It's been a while.
Shit
What
Please tell me what you did
(truck door slams)
And I'm not talkin' 'bout
500K likes on your pic, bitch
(luggage clattering)
Hey!
Mitzy!
Hey, my baby girl!
How you doin', girl?
- I'm fine.
All right!
Mitzy, now, you be safe,
and no horse playin' around.
(Mitzy sighs)
Okay?
- Hey!
No boys, okay?
No boys!
I know, it's no boys, just the girls.
A little boy talk and booze.
Very good, my dear. (Laughs)
One more thing.
Stay out of our bedroom, please.
- I will, Daddy.
- I trust you.
- Okay.
- I trust you.
Daddy packin'.
(gently smooching)
Is that little Debbie Madison?
How you doin'?
Hey, Mrs. Crabtree!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
All right!
And Jenny Powder.
Hi, Mr. And Mrs. C.
- Aww.
- Hey, how you doin'?
Good to see you.
And Chi Chi!
- Hola!
- Hola it is, Chi Chi.
How's your mom?
She's getting better.
Thank you.
- Good, good, good.
- Awesome, awesome!
That's good.
- Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Well, one thing I can tell,
you girls have been
hangin' out and everything,
but Chi Chi, I am so glad
that you and Mitzy have each other, okay?
- That's true.
- All right.
Mmm, yes, ma'am.
Never die, got a lit spirit
I'll call you soon.
Billy on my mind
Nettin' nine digits
Ball you soon?
Eww!
You're silly. (Giggles)
I love you.
This is not a gimmick
Me love you long time.
You know I'm a kill it
What?
(truck engine revs)
(truck engine rumbles)
(upbeat electronic music)
It's goin' down, down
Down
Down
It's goin' down
Down
Man, damn!
Who drank all the damn Kool-Aid?
Well, I got some Mello Yello over here.
Mello who?
Nigga, I like my drink
like I like my stank.
Tell him about it.
Kool-Aid red.
You see, I'm a break it down for him.
Let him know.
- All (speaks indistinctly)
- Is that "Kracker Jack'd"?
Hit the floor
- That's my jam!
Turn that shit up!
I want my drank
I want my drank
And my stank
And my stay-yank
Kool-Aid red
And then she tries to kiss
- Me, stank?
Yes, heifer, you stink.
I want my drink
You know what?
I really wish they would come out
with a pee-pee flavored Philly.
(laughs) Dick ain't got no flavor.
That's a lie.
Turn tail hurt
Get thirsty yeah
It's salty.
If so, then, hoe, you might
have high blood pressure.
Nah, baby.
I'm a diabetical.
Yeah, from sucking a sugar daddy.
Suck that head
Get that bread
Baby
A throat baby is better
than getting knocked up.
I mean, yeah, what's wrong
with having some things?
Like, I'm just trying to have a come-up.
And so is he. (Laughs)
(group laughs)
Just keep your salty lips off my blunt.
What the frick?
Jenny, no smokin' in the house!
I haven't even lit it up yet.
Y'all think I'm playin'!
Like that little White motherfucker
you got right there, huh?
That's right.
Don't never bring a knife
to a gun fight, brother.
- Sorry, Mitz.
(mellow hip-hop music)
We kinda fuck a little bit.
Sorry, Mitz.
Sheesh!
(can spritzing)
So are we gonna play these games or not?
I mean, I don't wanna play with myself.
That's not what I heard.
Say what?
Girl, you spend more time in
the bathroom than all of us.
And she bop
A he bop
A we bop
I was doin' my nails.
Thank you very much.
Here's a hint.
Your crotch is not a nail polish remover.
(can spritzing)
- Fuck!
Hmm.
Speak for yourself.
Yeah, bro, speak for yourself.
Biggie, the only finger
you've ever had in your lap
is a chicken finger.
It's the chicken tender.
(group laughs)
That was a good one.
(indistinct chattering)
- Mm-hmm.
These games, please?
All right.
(cards shuffling)
Mini skirt on
Dip my body in glitter
Plat-Platform sneakers
All the boys want a picture
Foreign cars
I make rich look richer
Save your breath, baby
I'm not goin' home with ya
Uno!
Mini skirt on
Dip my body in glitter
- Y'all 'bout to
lose this game!
Y'all 'bout to lose this game.
Save your breath, baby
The problem is, you
forget to say, "Uno",
so draw two, bitch.
Bro!
(group laughs)
Y'all so ghetto.
I'm sorry, but...
I mean, I can make it even,
and go ahead and say, "Draw
four and the color is yellow".
What?
Love you!
That is trash!
Hit 'em with the hee-hee, Chi Chi!
- Ahh!
- Yella.
(card slaps)
- Dammit, Mitzy!
- Me?
What'd I do?
Cry, bitch, cry!
This game sucks!
Well, pick something else then?
Old Maid?
Your mama.
Go Fish?
Don't call me that.
Hi-Ho Cherry-O?
Too many hi-hos and
not enough cherries, yo.
Life?
I had one bowl this morning,
and I'm about to have my second.
Squeeze it!
("Going Home With Ya"
by Captain Joz plays)
Fuck, yes, Captain Crunch!
On, on
Do you have a Ouija board?
A Ouija board?
You trippin'.
I know you fuckin' lyin'!
And I am not yellin' Jumangi,
and watchin' an elephant
run through the kitchen.
Ohh, Captain Crunch!
On, on
Oops, too late.
(group laughs)
What's so funny?
Nothin'.
Oh, how about Bloody Mary?
What's that?
"What's that?"
(cereal crunching)
("Going Home With Ya" continues playing)
(utensil clanking)
Okay, here it is.
Bloody Mary, the name of a children's game
in which a ghost or witch of a said name
is supposed to appear in
a mirror when summoned.
One common way participants
make her appear
is to stand there before a mirror,
and say her name three times.
(cereal crunching)
Are y'all ready?
- Sure.
- Yeah, whatever.
What?
Are you finished
crunchin' there, Captain?
Yeah.
Well, then, swallow, like you always do.
(group laughs)
(Biggie coughs)
- Eww!
Is that milk coming outta your nose?
And a few of her exes.
Y'all are so dirty.
(bowl clanks)
- I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good.
Let's do this.
All right, everybody hold hands.
Light switch.
(light switch clicks)
On the count of three, close your eyes.
One, two, three.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
(eerie suspenseful music)
I see something!
What?
- Where?
- Really?
Yeah, it's there.
There!
Right there!
There!
Four assholes in one mirror.
You fuckin' suck!
You spit.
Touche'.
Lights, please.
Thank you.
In some cases,
people turn around three
times in the mirror.
And do what, the Hokey Pokey?
I mean, that is what it's all about.
It says here,
Bloody Mary can't kill a virgin,
or touch the purity of God.
Can't kill a virgin?
Well, then, we all fucked!
Literally.
It smells like pee-pee.
Also says that Bloody Mary disappears
when the lights come on.
She only kills people through reflections.
All right, well, I'm gonna go
and reflect on this bullshit
with this perfectly rolled blunt,
if anyone would like to join me.
Outside, please.
Outside.
And I shall be joining you.
Me, too!
Mitz.
- Bye, bitch!
- Hey!
Thanks a lot!
(door slams)
(dark eerie music)
Friends.
My favorite F word.
(dark eerie music continues)
(Mitzy sighs)
(cell phone chimes)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(cell phone continues chiming)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(cell phone continues chiming)
(whimsical twinkling)
(dark sinister music)
(dark sinister music continues)
(lighter flicks)
(dark sinister music continues)
(cereal crunching)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
Smell some smokes
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dish clanks)
(cereal crunching)
So I told old boy,
if your is ill-cliterate-
Ill what?
You heard me.
So I told old boy, if
your ass is ill-cliterate,
and your tongue is not
(tongue flutters) tonguing
then you might as well moonwalk your ass
right on back to Never Never Land
with Peter Pan and all his little boys.
(group laughs)
(object rustling)
Wait.
Did you hear that?
- What?
(eerie suspenseful music)
Did you hear that?
What?
Puff, puff, puff.
Pass, pass, pass, hoe.
Nah, bruh, it really could
have been a cereal killer.
- Mmm.
- (chuckles) Get it?
A cereal killer.
(both giggle)
Just pass the blunt
before I snap, crackle, and pop your ass.
Thank you.
(whooping in the distance)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
- Hey, got your asses!
Hey, man, hold on!
- Put that shit down!
- Put that shit away!
- Man, goddamn
It's us, it's us, it's the guys!
What the fuck?
Mike?
- Crazy ass!
Yes, it's Mike!
Holy shit, where'd you
get that fuckin' thing?
Boy, I thought y'all was Bloody Mary.
- Bloody Mary?
- Bloody what?
- Bloody-
- That sound like
my bitch every once a month.
(group laughs)
(group continues laughing)
Dang, look, girl.
(group continues laughing)
(footsteps pattering)
- Whoa!
- What the fuck?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Are y'all okay?
- Yes, we okay.
- Yeah, what's up?
- Ronnie, Ricky, Mike.
- Hey!
Where's Bobby?
I think he... (sighs)
I think he made a beer run.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, beer.
- Yeah, he went on
a beer run.
- Yeah.
We drank all the beer in the house,
so yeah, he-
Yeah, we sent him
to the store.
- Yeah.
- Runs straight through ya.
Matter of fact, I gotta piss
like a Russian race horse.
Mitzy, where your bathroom?
- Down to the left.
- Cool.
- Mitzy?
- Mitz?
Are you okay?
(footsteps pattering)
Yeah, y'all come on in and chill.
Mitz?
Are you okay?
I mean, Bobby's just
runnin' for beer, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Right.
Where's Chi Chi?
Oh, she went to change her clothes.
Come on.
Okay.
(footsteps pattering)
(stirring dramatic music)
Hmm.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Hmm.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
(Chi Chi sighs)
(Chi Chi hums upbeat tune)
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Oh.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Mmm!
Yes!
Mm-hmm!
Mm-hmm!
(stirring dramatic music continues)
Hmm.
(stirring dramatic music continues)
(Chi Chi hums upbeat tune)
(Chi Chi screams)
(Bobby shushing)
(Chi Chi yells muffled)
It's me, it's me, it's me!
Dammit, Bobby, you scared me!
I'm sorry, baby.
(Chi Chi exhales loudly)
You know I like comin' from behind on you.
Yeah.
Yes, you do, bad boy.
Hell yeah.
(gently smooching)
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(suspenseful dramatic music builds)
Either way...
I'm about to wet that ass up.
I'm 'bout to A-Rod that ass.
What?
Know what I'm sayin'?
(gun cocks)
I'm strapped, too, homies!
(uptempo hip-hop music)
Don't let ya gun blast,
he's just washing his ass!
Oh, man, that's my shit!
(indistinct yelling)
That's my shit.
Man, you don't know nothin' about that.
That's my favorite movie of all time!
All time, hell yes!
Old-school,
a real throw back.
- Let's get outside
where we can smoke, man.
Yo, next time, I'm
gonna uncock that ass,
you know what I'm sayin'?
Where the shit's Ronnie?
- Shit sounds like a gate.
- (chuckles) Shitting.
Know what I'm sayin'...
- Eww.
- For shizzle my nizzle.
Man, he better hurry up.
I gotta piss.
Hey, where's the bathroom at?
Down the hall to the left.
Down the hall to the left.
All right.
- You say somethin'?
(faint indistinct chattering)
(rap music plays
indistinctly over speakers)
- Bloody Mary.
- (grunts) Shit!
(Ronnie farts and grunts forcefully)
Goddamn! (Continues farting)
(Ronnie sighs)
(Ronnie grunts forcefully and farts)
(Ronnie continues farting)
(Ronnie sighs loudly)
(Ronnie continues farting)
Man!
When the fuck I ate corn?
I'm going vegan after this shit.
(Ronnie sighs loudly)
That was a good shit.
(Ronnie farts)
Hold up.
(Ronnie grunts forcefully
and continues farting)
(Ronnie continues farting)
(toilet flushing)
Damn! (Mumbles)
(can spritzing)
Mm-mmm.
(can continues spritzing)
Mm-mmm!
That better be good.
What he got good?
Want me to do it?
Oh, shit, the fuck's on now?
Goddamn!
(dark suspenseful music)
All right.
(water rushing)
Bloody Mary.
I ain't scared of no damn
Bloody Mary. (Smirks)
I'll say it three and
I'll say it five times.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
(water bubbling)
I'm scared of that bitch (mumbles).
Hey, Bobby?
How old them hoes is you smashin'?
Hell, got a BWW, a ratchet
bitch, and a dingbat?
Man, I might as well start drinkin' now.
(water bubbling)
Damn, pimp, how the hell
I'd get a damn pimple?
Must mean I need some more pussy.
Can't never, never, never
be too much more pussy,
but I'll get some new pussy tonight.
(dark suspenseful music)
Oh, my god!
(Ronnie grunts)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(Ronnie continues grunting)
(evil laughing continues)
Squeezing too tight.
(evil laughing continues)
Stupid old bitch!
I don't wanna fuck you, no!
I don't wanna fuck you!
(evil laughing continues)
(Ronnie yells out)
(Bloody Mary screams maniacally)
(dark suspenseful music fades)
Hey, girl, you got a pad?
Up in this motherfuckin' Wonder Bra.
(cell phone chimes)
- Girl, stop playin'!
(cell phone continues chiming)
- Nah, seriously,
I got some Stayfree in the
ride, but they ain't free.
Girl, stop playin', I'm spottin'!
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(knocking on door)
Ronnie?
You still in there?
If you fell asleep on the
toilet again, man, I swear.
(rapid knocking on door)
Ronnie?
Ronnie, come on, dawg!
I gotta pee like fucking yesterday, bro!
They gotta have another bathroom.
(footsteps departing)
(light switch clicks)
(Chi Chi giggles)
(moans) Si.
More lower.
Lower.
Lower, lower.
Lower.
(Bobby scoffs)
Qu pasa?
What happened?
Chi Chi, you ever get
that not so fresh feelin'?
Huh?
Es de taco heavy on the sour cream,
or es guaco-holy-moly?
What are you saying?
Are you trying to speak Spanish?
I mean, I speak a little.
You're Texican, right?
Texican?
What is that?
I am Latina and my family is from Dallas.
(scoffs) All right.
Nevermind, I suck.
I'm trippin'.
No, it's cute.
I'll play along.
Do you know any other
words in Espaol, hmm?
- That?
- Si, si.
Es smells like pescado,
but tastes like pollo.
What?
It smells like fish and
it tastes like chicken?
Wait, is that what that means?
Yes!
I'm sorry, I'm tripping.
I'm so sorry.
I'll show you fishy.
I bet you will.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
(Chi Chi laughs)
(Bobby groans)
(Chi Chi continues laughing)
Oh, si, papi! (Laughs)
(upbeat mellow music)
- That's my shit!
- It's mine.
Hey, come on, man, with
them motherfuckin' hot dogs!
Come on!
- Here, motherfucker, shit!
- Damn-
- Hey, yo!
- Word play a, plays.
- Hey, yo
Skip and hop.
In a Speedo with
some flip-flops.
- Flip-flops.
You don't know nothin' about that.
Hey!
You the hostess with the mostest.
More hoe than stess.
Hey!
Dammit!
What's up, Powder?
What the heck?
Man, I'm sorry, y'all,
I just need to smoke!
Go smoke your thingy.
Well, if Bigfoot here hadn't
thrown my blunt sky high...
Well, if these assholes ain't
scared the shit outta me...
Mike, got a fuckin' blunt.
Yo, Mitzy, you got another bathroom?
I don't, I'm sorry.
Wanna smoke that blunt?
Did you see Ronnie?
Yes and no.
Man, he's passed out.
Passed out?
Yes, man, he's passed out!
What the fuck?
And why would he be passed out?
Man, because he's fucked up!
I don't know, I just gotta pee!
Man, let's go smoke that blunt!
Yes, okay, we'll go do that.
Go outside.
Go outside and pee.
All right, all right, just
give me one minute, please.
Meet me in the garage.
I'll just be one minute.
He gotta pee.
Damn, you scared me!
(Chi Chi moans)
- Oh, girl.
(Chi Chi continues moaning)
(gently smooching)
Almost got it.
I'm trying to
get this strap.
- Oh, no!
- Oh!
- Oh, uh-uh.
(Chi Chi moans)
(gently smooching)
(Chi Chi moans)
- Oh, girl.
Oh, I got this
(Chi Chi shushing)
My bad, my bad.
Oh, my god.
Girl, why are you so shy?
I don't know.
I'm trying to see them tig ol bitties.
The what?
Those tatas.
Tetas.
Tetas, tatas, no judgment.
You the finest motherfucker on this Earth,
and you shy about your body?
Have you seen this body?
Thank you.
Now, can you go turn off the light?
(Bobby chuckles)
- Yes, ma'am.
- Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
(uptempo mellow music)
(upbeat hip-hop music)
Oh, work it, mmm.
(upbeat hip-hop music continues)
(person screams)
Man, if I have to get off this trick,
I'm gonna bitch slap you with my dick!
(Ricky choking and gagging)
Oh, shit, it's on.
It's a fucked up thing to
kill a mother fuck a named Bling!
(Ricky and Biggie laugh)
(electronic static hissing)
- That's my shit.
That's my shit.
- Okay, you know somethin'.
Girl, what are you doin'?
Let me see.
No!
What do you mean, "No"?
'Cause don't like no big girls.
Man, I love big girls.
What you mean?
You ain't even big; You're thick.
Thick, huh?
I'm listening.
What's your name, your real name?
My peoples call me Little Debbie.
(chuckles) Little Debbie, huh?
Now, that's the one chick
I could eat every day.
Are ya thirsty?
I mean, I know you're thirsty,
but, I mean, do you...
You know what?
Nevermind.
Let me get us something to drink.
Hey, something is going on.
Go upstairs and take a shower.
All right.
(mellow pop music)
This is my first time in
the backseat of my own car.
Hoe, please!
What?
What, what, slut?
What is that?
Just a little face powder.
(car door slams)
Ain't nothin' like takin'
a warm pee in a cool breeze.
Mmm!
Thanks for sharing.
Oh, shit, my bad. (Chuckles)
Hey, thanks, guys, for understanding.
My parents would kill me if I smoked,
let alone in they house.
Mm-hmm.
Girl, shut the hell up!
I know I be smokin' that gangster,
but let me tell you somethin'.
The two thugs I see is in
the backseat. (Chuckles)
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Tupac and Chickenpox. (Laughs)
(Mike imitates bocking like a chicken)
That's you.
That's not even funny.
It's pretty funny.
(Powder imitates bocking like a chicken)
Mitzy, shut the damn door!
You're lettin' out all the weed smoke.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Don't let the weed smoke outta my own car.
(car door slams)
Is that a thing,
not letting the weed smoke out?
It's called a hot box, Chickenpox.
(Mike and Powder laugh)
It's Chickenpox.
I'm not chicken.
(Mike imitates bocking like a chicken)
(Powder sniffs loudly)
Whoo!
Mmm.
Is that your first joint?
Tell me, why the hell
you holdin' it all weird?
What?
Has anybody seen or heard from Bobby?
Well, have you?
Nope.
You just need to give me my back my weed.
Like, you're wastin' it,
just sittin' there with
it talkin' and shit.
Mitzy?
Bobby?
Y'all heard that?
No, you didn't?
Makin' up shit!
Give me my damn J back, man!
What the fuck?
(car door slams)
She's dick whipped.
I know, right?
Fuckin' pitiful.
It's pitiful.
(mellow sensual music)
You ready for Big Daddy?
- Mm-hmm!
- Mm-hmm.
Ahh, yeah!
(Bobby grunts sensually)
Mm-hmm!
(Bobby smirks)
(mellow sensual music continues)
(Chi Chi giggles)
(gently smooching)
(Chi Chi moans)
- Oh, shit!
- Mm-hmm.
- Look what we have here.
- What?
Hey there.
Hi, Big Daddy.
How you doin'?
(Chi Chi mumbles)
(gently smooching)
What are you doing?
- Look, baby.
- Hmm?
Look.
(Chi Chi gasps)
Oh, wow!
(chuckles) Right?
Who knew Mitzy's folks
was a couple of old freaks in the sheets?
This is weird.
Yeah.
Come get on top, girl.
You can get on top, right?
Why, because Mitzy's
always on top?
- Nah, Mitzy,
she don't put out.
After this, I'm done messin' with virgins.
I mean, it's cool and all,
coochie's still the wrapper,
but, I mean, to have to
teach someone everything,
that shit just gets annoying sometimes.
Wait, Mitzi's a virgin?
Yep.
Can't even get a kiss outta her
without her giggling like
a little school girl.
- Oh.
- That's why I need me
a grown ass woman, like you, girl.
Come on!
- Mm-hmm.
(gently smooching)
(Bobby moans sensually)
(gently smooching continues)
(mellow sensual music fades)
(dark ominous music)
Hmm.
And the chick they said
they could eat every day.
We'll see.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Ricky!
I hope you like Kool-Aid.
Red's the only flavor I got, though.
And yes, red is a flavor.
I want my drank
And my stank
Kool-Aid red
(Biggie hums upbeat tune)
(dark ominous music continues)
Mitzy?
Your daddy ain't pay the light bill!
(water bubbling)
(water continues bubbling)
What the fuck kinda Kool-Aid is this?
What the...
Who is this?
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
What the fuck?
Kool-Aid red!
(Biggie Screams)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
Kool-Aid red!
Kool-Aid red!
(Biggie continues screaming)
(Biggie grunts)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(Biggie screams)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Kool-Aid red! (Laughs evily)
(dark suspenseful music)
- Man.
(Ricky mumbles indistinctly)
(knocking on door)
Ronnie?
(pounding on door)
Ronnie?
Ronnie, open the door, man!
You still on the fucking toilet?
Man, what you got, sleep-crap-nea?
What the fuck?
Open up the door, man.
(knocking on door)
Did you get that joke,
though, sleep-crap-nea?
(Ricky laughs)
Come on, Ronnie!
Ronnie?
(suspenseful dramatic music)
(suspenseful dramatic music fades)
(dark sinister music)
(dark sinister music continues)
I know liquor before beer,
and you're in the clear, right?
But what happens when
you do weed before coke?
(dark sinister music continues)
(Powder sniffs loudly)
Mmm.
Well, coke before weeded
and your ass can't read.
(laughs) Now, who you tellin'?
All right, I don't think I
could read right now anyway,
I'm so fucked up.
How 'bout coke...
Or how 'bout weed before coke,
and when your ass is broke?
Weed before coke when your
ass is broke! (Laughs)
Or...
Coke instead of weed,
'cause I have a need,
a need for speed.
(dark sinister music continues)
(skin squelching)
(Powder screams)
Ow!
(Powder pants heavily)
Oh, shit!
(Powder yells out)
Fuck!
(object thuds)
Ahh!
(Mike grunting)
(bones crunching)
(Bloody Mary laughs manically)
Got ya!
(Powder screams)
- Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
(Powder pants heavily)
(dark eerie music)
Y'all be trippin'.
What the fuck was that?
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
(electronic static hissing)
(footsteps pattering)
Oh, my!
Oh, I gotta pee!
Boy!
Uh-uh, where were you?
Tryin' to take a whizz.
Where Ronnie?
Still on the shitter.
And where Biggie?
She not in the kitchen?
No.
Trying to eat?
Shit!
I don't know.
No.
(Ricky mumbles)
(electronic static hissing)
Hey, you ever seen that
movie "Poltergeist"?
Who?
"Poltergeist"!
Look, look at the TV.
(electronic static hissing)
Shh.
(eerie suspenseful music)
They're here
(electronic static continues hissing)
Who here?
(Mitzy laughs giddily)
Who?
- Nobody?
So you sayin', your girl,
Biggie, is in this TV?
No.
Is it a fat screen?
(Ricky laughs)
You mean flat screen?
I said what I said.
- But-
- Whoa!
(footsteps pattering)
Biggie?
Biggie?
Come out to play. (Laughs)
(footsteps clomping)
(dramatic melancholic music)
(footsteps clomping)
(car door clatters open)
Jenny?
(Mitzy gasps)
Oh, no, boo.
(Mitzy gasps)
What happened to your face?
(Powder wheezing)
Breathe, breathe hold still.
Jenny?
(suspenseful dramatic music)
Jenny?
Jenny, wake up!
No!
Oh, my god, Mike!
(Mitzy sobs)
(suspenseful dramatic music continues)
Jesus Christ!
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(suspenseful dramatic music continues)
Come on!
(dark sinister music)
[Voicemail Prompt] The
person you have dialed
is not able to
(dark sinister music continues)
(cell phone chimes)
(dark sinister music continues)
Fuck!
(dark sinister music continues)
(footsteps clomping)
- The person you have dialed
is not able to receive calls at this time.
(door slams)
Hey, what the fuck?
Biggie!
What the...
What the fuck?
Man, what the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is goin'...
Bro, what the fuck is
goin' on with this shit?
Mitz, Mitz, Mitzy, you
don't wanna see your girl.
Mitz, you don't wanna see.
You don't...
(Mitzy gasps)
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Biggie, not you, too?
Mitzy, what the fuck
is going on around here?
(dramatic melancholic music)
What the...
(Ricky sighs loudly)
Fuck!
How I'm gonna explain this shit?
Fuck, man!
Powder and Mike are dead, too.
Mike?
You gots to be fucking kidding me?
Man, fuck it!
Fuck!
(dramatic melancholic music continues)
(eerie suspenseful music)
(eerie suspenseful music continues)
Hold on.
(eerie suspenseful music continues)
Where's Bobby?
I haven't seen him.
His car's obviously outside, Ricky!
I don't know nothin'.
Ricky, there's people dead in the house!
I think he makin' a beer run.
You know-
I'm finna to.
F you up right now!
Tell me the truth!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Fuck!
With Chi Chi.
What?
You wanted to know.
He with Chi Chi.
Fuck, man!
This shit is crazy.
(dark suspenseful music)
(Chi Chi screams in the distance)
(footsteps clomping)
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
Damn girl, what you screamin' for?
I ain't even put it in yet.
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
(dark suspenseful music continues)
Oh, shit!
(Bobby and Chi Chi scream)
Shit!
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
Oh!
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
(dark intense music)
- Welcome, Bobby.
- Help!
Help!
(Chi Chi screams)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Bobby, open the door!
(Chi Chi continues screaming)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Oh!
(dark intense music swells)
Whoa!
(skin squelching)
Bobby, open the door!
Chi Chi, open the door!
(Bloody Mary moans)
- Bloody Mary.
(skin squelching)
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(door pounding)
- Fuck!
(door clatters)
What the fuck?
Oh.
(Bobby gasping)
Shit!
Bobby?
Chi Chi?
(Bobby gurgling)
Man, what the fuck?
Bobby, man!
No, Bobby!
What the...
Ricky, my boy.
Oh, just slow down, homie.
Just...
(Bobby gagging)
What happened to you, bro?
What the fuck is wrong?
I love you, brother.
I love you, too, bro.
Oh.
(Bobby retching)
What the fuck?
Just take your time, bro.
I'm here with you, bro.
Mitzy, I'm so sorry.
(coughs) Can you forgive me?
Don't go yet.
Please, don't go.
(Mitzy sobs)
(Bobby winces painfully)
Mitzy, come here.
(Bobby pants heavily)
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry for everything.
Can you ever forgive me?
(Mitzy continues sobbing)
What did this shit to you, bro?
(sobs) I don't know.
Some chick, she came out the mirror.
What fuckin' mirror?
(Bobby pants)
Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary, what?
Fuckin' what, Bloody?
The kids game?
We didn't know it was real!
That's some witchcraft ass shit, Mitz!
I know, but I...
We didn't know!
What the fuck?
(Bobby wincing painfully)
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
I'm fixin' to call 9-1-1.
(Bobby continues wincing)
9-1-1.
Please, please, can
y'all help me, please?
What's your emergency?
My friend's dying out of nowhere.
I don't know what the fuck is goin' on!
Stay on the line, sir.
Can y'all please just send
somebody to come help, please?
Your location, sir?
I'm on Martin Creek Drive over here.
I don't (phone line beeps)
This motherfucker just hung up on me?
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Mitzy.
(Bobby winces painfully)
I'm so sorry, baby.
I ain't shit.
You're too good for me.
(Bobby continues wincing painfully)
(Ricky screams)
(Bobby gasping and retching)
Bobby?
(Bobby gurgles)
("I'll Understand" by Roza plays)
(Mitzy softly sobs)
("I'll Understand" continues playing)
When it all goes to hell
Will you still be my friend
(Mitzy continues softly sobbing)
If you can't come with me
I'll understand
(Mitzy continues sobbing)
(eerie suspenseful music)
What the fuck?
(Mitzy continues sobbing)
Get the fuck outta here, Mitz!
Listen to me!
(Bloody Mary laughs evily)
(Mitzy pants heavily)
What the fuck?
Mitz!
Mitzy!
Hit this bitch!
Fuck!
(Ricky gasping)
Bloody freakin' Mary!
Mitz!
(Mitz speaks indistinctly)
Mitz.
(Ricky mumbles indistinctly)
Get the fuck off me!
Man, fuck!
- He's right there.
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
Mitz!
Mitz, run till
(Bloody Mary continues evily laughing)
Mitz?
Mitz, Mitz!
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
Grab it!
(Bloody Mary continues
laughing maniacally)
And get the fuck out!
Mitz, Mitz, please, please, help me!
Mitz, Mitz, Mitz!
Mitzy, please!
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
Where's this bitch?
(Bloody Mary continues evily laughing)
You bitch!
Run!
(Bloody Mary growls)
What the fuck?
(Bloody Mary speaks indistinctly)
Goddammit!
(body thuds)
- Bitch!
You bitch!
You bitch!
You bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
What the fuck?
(dark sinister music)
(demonic growling)
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Bloody Mary evily laughs)
(dark sinister music continues)
No!
(dark sinister music continues)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Bloody Mary screams maniacally)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Mitzy pants)
(dark eerie music)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(Mitzy whimpers)
(dark eerie music continues)
(dark eerie music continues)
(intense suspenseful music)
(intense suspenseful music continues)
(Mitzy grunts)
No!
You bitch! (Growls demonically)
You bitch!
You are the bitch.
You bitch!
You!
(Mitzy breathes shakily)
You bitch!
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(Bloody Mary moans)
You bitch.
(Bloody Mary screams)
Ah, you bitch!
You bitch!
(Bloody Mary screams)
You're dying.
You bitch! (Growls demonically)
Why am I always my own enemy
Stronger is something I wanna be
Hope keeps on breakin'
on the kitchen floor
I want more than this
I'm not good at bein' nice to me
Chi Chi?
Everybody knows that Mitzy's a hoe!
Goodbye, bitch.
- Hey!
Jenny, wake up!
Oh!
Ooh, I got knocked down again
Ooh, but I get back up from it
Bloody Mary can't kill a virgin,
or touch the purity of God.
Can't kill a virgin?
Well, then, we are all fucked!
(giggles) Literally.
You can't hurt me, can you?
Bitch!
Go to hell!
(Mitzy groans)
Oh!
(Bloody Mary groans)
(intense suspenseful music)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(Bloody Mary screams)
(electricity buzzing)
(intense suspenseful music continues)
(Bloody Mary screams)
(indistinct chatter on police radio)
(siren wails)
(soft eerie music)
(machine beeps)
(machine continues beeping)
Mom?
Mom?
Mitzi?
She's awake!
David!
David, she's awake!
Won't he do it?
- Daddy?
- Hmm?
Oh, Jesus!
Daddy, where are my friends?
Is everybody okay?
Baby girl.
Baby girl.
Really?
I gotta ask you a...
I gotta ask you a few tough questions.
Okay, Daddy.
(machine beeps)
Mitzy, did you kill...
Did you kill all those kids in the house?
- What?
- Did
You heard me, Mitzy.
Did you kill all those kids in the house?
Mama, what?
You don't think...
Daddy, tell her those are my friends!
(stammers) I know, kiddo.
I know, kiddo,
but we just...
We gotta make sure.
It's dead people in our
house, do you know that?
You handcuffed to the bed.
Think about it.
I would never kill anybody!
(knocking on door)
- Knock, knock.
(machine beeps)
Oh, Jesus!
Doc, it's been a bad day.
My baby handcuffed to
a bed, and it just...
I just...
Can you just please
tell me somethin' good?
Can I get some good news from you, Doc?
I do have good news.
Everything seems to be fine.
Doc, fine?
What does fine mean?
Is there anything wrong with her?
Well, her vital signs are stable,
blood pressure is good,
(paper rustling)
And her brain waves seem to be normal.
So nothin' out of the ordinary.
But I'm pretty sure you guys
know that she is pregnant.
Pregnant?
- You said, "Pregnant"?
- Pregnant.
Pregnant?
But I didn't have sex with anybody.
- Bullshit!
- What?
Oh, oh, hey, Nurse, hey.
You need me?
Okay.
Oh, geez, you had to
have sex if you pregnant.
But you know what?
I told you I didn't like that-
No, that was you bein
No, the daddy's girl!
- I told you
I did not like him.
- Daddy's girl!
- She is my girl.
- No, don't!
Uh-uh!
- This is my baby girl!
- I'm calling his mother-
- But I told you
I didn't like that boy.
That's all I'm sayin'.
We not gonna argue.
I'm calling his mother right now.
I'm calling Bobby's mother right now.
Mama, I swear I haven't.
Daddy, you don't believe me, too?
(machine beeps)
Of course.
Of course I believe you, baby girl.
I do.
Come here.
Come here.
(gently smooching)
(machine beeps)
(handcuffs clattering)
(Mitzy whimpers)
(Mitzy breathes shakily)
I can't be pregnant.
I just...
This don't make sense.
(handcuffs clattering)
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(dark sinister music)
(dark sinister music continues)
(Mitzy screams)
(Mitzy pants heavily)
(Bloody Mary laughs maniacally)
(Mitzy screams)
(gentle mellow music)
Monsters in my head
Telling me to do things
That'll leave me dead
Can listen to
Don't listen to
The monsters in my head
The monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters under my bed
Haunting me
Forever stalking me
Secrets till daylight
Waiting for those eyes
Lost eyes in the night
Oh, there's no mistaken it
They've come down to take me
The sweet sum of me
I'm still dyin' from the last time
Is the monster really me
All of a sudden, I'm me
If I had no eyes and I went blind
Would the monsters be inside my mind
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Telling me to do things
That'll leave me dead
Can listen to
Don't listen to
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters under my bed
Closer
I lose all my breath
Can no longer hear my heart
Cold hands upon my chest
I don't know who you are
And I hate it when we meet
'Cause every time your shadow comes
You promise light I can't see
Maybe I need to run
and get back my control
As my mother always told me
The darkness only comes for
Souls
The monsters in my head
Telling me to do things
Monsters in my head
Don't listen to
Don't listen to
The monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
Monsters in my head
The monsters under my bed
My bed
Under my bed
Monsters
Takin' over me
Monsters
I am my enemy, oh
Monsters
Shadows of the night, oh
Monsters
Are they only in my mind
("Bloody Mary" by Skipp Whitman plays)
Hot hot
("Bloody Mary" continues playing)
Hot hot
Yeah
I don't need no more good
reasons to leave the seasons
This breeze is Jesus
The seas is about as
cool as my T-shirt
This chick is old-school,
like shell-toe Adidas
She feed me shellfish
I need it
Since I don't eat beef, or chicken
Pork, or what's bleeding
Y'all had enough your summer
Go leave and go back to Bummer, Ohio
Why only wild out on the weekends
I'm on a surfin' safari
With a stunner for certain, sir
I'm sorry if you only thought of
Puttin' just your feet in
Now, repeat it
And I'm on my way
Away from here
Bloody Mary mixed with beer, beer
I'm on my way
Away to you
Michelada mixed with brew
Now, all them girls
that got kids go oww
Get your babysitter paid
and don't go home now
I be known, but don't
forget phone calls out
But it goes two ways
Like a freak so wild
I was late to get a seat
I was good, but in the aisle
My thoughts are so
unique I may blow now
Ooh ooh
Oooh oooh ooh
Bloody Mary mixed with beer, beer
La la la
La la la la
La la la la
Michelada mixed with brew
("Bloody Mary" continues playing)
("Bloody Mary" continues playing)