BMX Bandits (1983) Movie Script
Goose, we should take
a milkshake down at the pier?
Absolutely, sisten there have to pay!
- Good morning, excuse me for being late.
- Do not let it happen again.
Let's go!
Down on the floor!
Lie still or I'll shoot!
You look death in the face.
Take it easy and fill it here.
Hurry up!
Come on!
The lady here do not listen!
Thanks! Go out!
I like red.
Come on fatso!
Down! Down on the floor!
Itches trigger finger!
No one moves in five minutes,
otherwise I blow your head off!
Bank of Montgomery Street!
Senior, Johnson, Johansen, Henry - came.
You keep track of these.
Years old!
Hey, it is forbidden to ride a bike
here in the square.
Get out before I cages in you!
- You know what we should get goose?
- Nah?
Their own BMX track!
Where we can go undisturbed.
Good idea!
Before or after we are gold coated our bikes?
Others can get one, we can.
- Sure, you think of the site as well?
- Do not you?
- Last one to the square!
- You have not a chance!
Hi.
What are you doing here?
You do not work enough in school?
I work to
buy your own BMX bike.
I got one of my parents.
Why?
You promised to leave home?
Add your creep!
We'll take a Coke when you're done,
I command.
- Hurry up, we are waiting for the cars!
- Yes boss.
See you when you are done working.
- It does not matter, you're fired.
- Please, I need the job!
- Pack up your stuff.
- It was not her fault.
I do not want more trouble
her and her friends.
- We are not her friends.
- We have not even seen before!
- She gets fired anyway.
- What injustice!
That's life, man.
- Sorry, we will fix this for you.
- It is okay.
- How did it go with you?
- I have to fix this.
- And you?
- No problem, I have 9 lives ... or 8th
- Too bad that the cycle has not.
- Mmm.
- Thanks.
- It's the least we can do.
If you need money, you can
start selling scrap metal.
- Are you kidding? We solve this.
- Yes, somehow.
- We turn our heads together.
- Then we get much dandruff anyway.
The boss is coming!
In total we received 624 884 SEK.
15% were, as we agreed.
Tax-free!
- Tax-free? Not bad.
- We can do better.
- What have you imagined?
- A wage transportation.
- When this is over, we are having.
- I mean now, silly.
- We strike tomorrow.
- Why the rush?
- Questions you my opinion?
- Nah ... AE
I have heard that salary payments
is a record now.
It will be before we get
this kind of chance again.
- How much money moving it about?
- SEK 1.5 million ... was.
- Silence!
- How do we get the money?
Money - we.
The money is a cakewalk,
get away is worse.
Transport The car is radio controlled ...
... But we have it here!
With this we are
a step ahead of the police.
With this we hear the police ...
... But they can not hear us.
We need to respective like this
to do the job.
They came here by boat last night.
Download them at the usual place -
it becomes your job.
We need a van.
At least 3 meters wide,
8 meters long.
Gentlemen...
... The stakes
and time is short.
Do your best. Anyone who fools of themselves
gets to do with me.
Okay guys!
- Where did you get this?
- It was stuck in the boat.
- And the boat ...?
- It was stuck in the rope.
Will not you tell me?
Because if you type ... borrowed it
I am not.
- Should we tell ...?
- Spoilsport.
It's dad's boat.
- What's the plan?
- He was thinking where to catch 5,000 clams.
Stop fighting,
we will be rich!
Or is it just a stretch.
To make money you need money ...
... But the seafood is free of charge.
- I like for free!
- Look, just to pick.
We are taking a new, next is probably better.
- What is wrong with this?
- It's too small to sell.
Typically our bad luck,
we only find benranglen.
- What a mess.
- Come on, slowpoke.
- We have not got all day for us.
- Pucko.
Catch.
Last time you went with me
you were terrified.
What would that be good for?
- It seems the major to be.
- How can you do this?
- I learned when I was younger.
- Old and wise.
- I am older than you.
- Certainly, two days.
- What's this?
- Maybe a lobster pot?
- Lobster gives $ 60 a kilo.
- What luck we have hardly.
In that case, we are rich,
this is really heavy!
- It can be a pirate treasure.
- Or a dismembered body.
- Cute ... give me your hand.
- Maybe there's one in the box?
We seem to have gone
from fishing to salvage.
If a ship is abandoned, anyone can
to claim the wreck goods.
- Only one problem ... there is no ship.
- But it is abandoned.
- Are you kidding?
- Now it is deserted!
Stylish boat!
Let the boat drift. Be prepared!
Receive, take care of the boat!
- Your boobs!
- Keep quiet when the captain speaking!
I have some time with the hook.
Download stuff so let's go!
- Sure, hold the boat.
- I have it.
- Want some tips?
- Ha ha, great fun.
- Idiot, what have you done?
- Someone else has taken stuff!
It must be the kids we met!
- Do you want help?
- No problem, I have it.
What do you think it is?
- Maybe money?
- Or drugs?
- Or a head!
- Oh, get off.
- Shall we leave it to the police?
- Is that a head so certain.
- And otherwise?
- Otherwise, we keep it.
- Walkie-talkies.
- These are worth money!
... They are easy to sell.
- These hand new bikes!
- Absolutely!
We will check that they work
before we sell them?
- Damn! We're close.
- But they could stick.
Goose calls P.J.
I'm at home on the roof, where are you?
I'm at the beach.
I call when I passed the police.
Okay, I'll wait.
- Good morning, officer.
- Watch yourself, CUB!
- P.J. call the Goose, you hear me?
- Crystal clear!
Unit 3 call station,
I hear something unidentified over the radio.
- Are you running with me, officer?
- Absolutely not Inspector!
- Maybe it's an ambulance?
- Not on this channel.
This is Judy calling from
top of Beacon Hill.
P.J. here, you hear me?
Perhaps, you have
something fun to tell you?
Certainly, the story of my life!
When I was born the nurse thought that ...
- Put it down, she does not like filth.
- What, it's about my childhood!
- It becomes filthy when I fill the 12th
- He developed late.
- Okay, when you developed?
- It tells me when that happens.
What are they doing?
- No, now we must work.
- Yes, see you soon.
Listen, what you are.
This channel is for the police.
Submit your radios
to the nearest police station!
- I repeat, submit your ...
- Have I told you honk?
- They might not hear you?
- They might not want to hear?
- SEK 30 Now, the rest upon delivery.
- Hmm, I'll take one!
120 bucks? How should I get
in so much money?
I would gladly take a but ...
... Are they pink?
How much does it cost?
- 250 crowns.
- 250 !?
- You get 125 kronor.
- I agree to 225.
- 200 crowns. That's my final offer.
- You are a hard bargain.
The money first!
- It was the kid's fault!
- No excuses, I want stuff.
- We'll find stuff.
- Otherwise, I find you.
Bye!
- How did it go?
- Poorly.
We have to find stuff.
- Do you recognize the kids if you see them?
- Absolutely.
- Why sneaks we?
- So the owner did not discover us.
I thought this
was your place?
Yes, and mice.
They do not pay rent.
- You are not afraid of mice?
- Are you kidding?
This reminds me of
a good movie I saw.
"Kiss my blooded carburettor"
- A scary road-movie.
- That's all?
A bus load of people sitting
snowed in at a motel without electricity.
Every time a candle was blown out ...
... Killed someone.
- There was blood everywhere!
- Are you always like this?
- Usually worse.
- All was chopped up.
In the end, no one left.
In addition to the driver,
he was the killer!
Oops, you might want to see it?
I like movies
in which the hero holds the girl's handbook
-While it still
is attached to the arm.
One guy put your hand into a hole,
to fix the electricity.
- Really?
- He does not know that the killer is there ...
- What happens next?
- He called ...
- ... The stump rest of the film.
- Goose!
First they suspected his wife,
but when she was lying in a bed ...
... And her head in another,
adopted her innocence.
Why have they stopped
make nice movies?
Where they get together at the end.
Then they become chopped up!
Can not we talk about something fun?
For this we purchase
respective cycle tomorrow!
- If nothing goes wrong ...
- Nothing can go wrong!
Do not look, but we have a problem.
- You always think we have a problem.
- We always have problems.
- Let's go in here.
- They will follow us.
If they follow
I am Bugs Bunny.
"How's it going?"
- Maybe it's the police?
- What should we do?
- We go in here.
- At the cemetery?
It was the kids!
Turn around here, asshole!
- It's full of d?dingar!
- They will not be buried alive ...
- Why are you with me?
- We need to get hold of them!
- What scary ...
- We have no choice.
We count to three, then let's go.
One two...
They stand! Hurry up!
- Come on!
- They must not see our faces.
- We have our masks!
- Not pig masks!
Then we'll do something more suitable!
Scary, whose idea was this?
What are you afraid of?
D?dingarna can not do anything.
I do not like d?dingar.
I do not like those.
- Are they still there?
- Do not think so.
Check it out ...
We stand!
There are enough police officers,
they usually go in pairs.
Mormons also.
- There may want to repent?
- Or arrest us.
I think we should split up.
Together we are an easy target.
- What do you P.J.?
- For once, you're right.
- Alone in here?
- You can do it.
- You've got your walkie-talkie.
- No need...
... You will not hear me
teeth chatter with fear.
- Can you hear me goose?
- Yes a little.
I saw one of those who persecute us.
- They are not policemen.
- What did you say?
Can you hear me P.J.?
- Goose?
- How is it going?
I've seen the other guy now.
He is really scary.
Shoo! Begone!
- They have regular Buttericks masks.
- Do you think so?
No problem.
- What are you doing here?
- I fell in only.
- Have you seen the persecutors yet?
- Nope.
We wait five minutes,
then you will lift me up.
Absolutely, trust me.
This reminds me of
a movie I saw
- "Zombies Blood", about two young people
who enters into a tomb.
- How did they get up again?
- They did not ...
- Scary! What happened?
- They turned into zombies.
- Stop.
- Zooombier!
- Stop!
- Remember to turn into zombie!
You can stay up late!
But you're dead forever ...
Come on, we draw ...
- Sad.
- It is P.J., right?
- I like both of you.
- It is P.J.
He looks like Mr. Universe,
I like a ... zombie.
- You are both fine.
- But P.J. look better.
He is handsome,
but there are others who are better looking.
- But not me.
- You are good in other ways ...
- ...you are nice!
- Nice? I want to be stylish!
Can you hear me goose? I hear you.
I forgot to turn it off here!
You never know who belongs.
- Should not we split up?
- Well ...?
Why do you sit and cuddle then?
Your insecurities, you get
discuss with your psychologist.
- Was there anything else?
- I trusted you.
Inspector!
- And you'll be my best friend.
- I just bumped into her.
Lucky hurt! You get Judy and I get
Frankenstein and the Werewolf.
This must stop.
- Do you see them?
- Oh yes.
- You need a new brain, asshole!
- Do not yell!
How will we find them?
With our bikes
we would be here in no time.
BMX! Goose, P. J., powder puff!
There are BMX snack!
We are looking for
cycling youth!
- They disappeared that way.
- They go to the far end.
- We turn back.
- Okay, see you there.
- Is it going well?
- Oh yes.
- Have they got here yet?
- Do not think so.
- They're looking for the walkie-talkierna.
- They do not know that we have them.
- What do otherwise?
- They might just want to be intimidated?
- Why do you stay?
- They have punctured the tires!
Now it starts to rain too!
- Thank you and goodbye!
- Hello.
- A miracle!
- Not.
We were at the right place at the right time.
Just like when you get hit.
- A BMX track - it would be a miracle!
- Only a miracle a day.
The union's rules.
Come on, Judy, show him!
- I like this!
- "This," or me?
Can you be there?
Obviously Goose,
together we are unbeatable!
He pops up soon enough.
What did I tell you!
- What a lot of rubbish!
- You look like garbage.
You too!
- Locate a traffic accident.
- Even more preferably, each with about one.
So you do not talk with a customer.
A repeat customer!
No, but welcome!
What can we do for you dear?
We'll get what you want,
only you pay!
P.J. call Judy, can you hear me?
- What is it?
- We have a customer here.
Our chubby little friend is back.
He wants to buy another one.
Can you take a hit?
I'm coming.
- That is not necessary.
- She can point us otherwise ...?
She will not be able to point at all.
Judy calls P.J., can you hear me?
Judy calls P.J., can you hear me?
Who are you?
Do not play dumb. Now you are stuck!
- What do you want?
- We are police officers.
We suspect you
withholding of stolen goods.
- You do not look like policemen.
- We are undercover police officers.
We just want to talk a little.
- Show your police badges.
- Secret police have none.
Sit down.
- Have you been arrested before?
- No.
No, I thought so.
If you just tell us-
-was the stuff is so
we do not have the cage on in.
What do you say, officer,
we can let her go?
- Do you think the commissar goes along with it?
- He trusts me.
Now you get to decide.
Either you tell me where the stuff is ...
... Or so cages we invite you.
- How do I know you do not repent?
- I swear by my honor police.
- Well ...?
- I would probably call my lawyer.
- So I do not get into trouble.
- You are in trouble if you do not tell!
What you are arguing about some old apples!
And they hung out across the street!
- Apples?
- Oh, you know what we're looking for.
Should not we just banging sense into her?
It is not possible, it must look like
as a drowning accident ...
We must trick her.
Okay sweetie.
My colleague is a bit violent man.
I do not want to see you hurt, but-
I do not know how long
I can keep him calm.
- I do not know what you're talking about!
- Lots of walkie-talkies!
Get out your mutt,
the car's freshly washed!
Accelerate, we must be
finished in two hours!
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Take it easy, I am working
as soon as I can.
- Release it when I say "now", okay?
- Roger that!
- Now we are beginning to tire. Tell us now!
- Yes now!
I check that it is empty inside.
Wait until I say so.
- I'll get her to tell.
- Please.
- This is your own fault gullet.
- Let me be!
- I'll tell you what you want!
- Well, here we go.
- Let's go!
- Okay.
We do everything we can.
You're already talking with the inspector.
Sure it is terrible.
We also want to get the bad guys.
- Where's Judy?
- Do not listen to her, she's lying.
- My dad has a black belt in karate!
- I have a black car.
- No one cares about your dad.
- She seems to have problems.
Check out what idiot made with my car!
Absolutely, sir, I understand.
We do our best, I promise!
We will arrange it! Goodbye sir. Thank you.
Give me a great coffee!
- Hello, it's the police.
Hey, give that back!
You owe me two ice creams!
Beware!
- Watch it, you little creep!
- They took my ice creams.
Came back! My ice creams!
What are you doing? Begone!
Where have you hidden goodies?
- I say never!
- I'll pound some sense into her.
Goose! P.J.! Come and help me!
I am far out on the dock!
- Now we take her!
- You will not escape!
When we get hold of you ...
Bad luck! It was nice meeting you.
We can swim ...
Now we have her on the hook!
- Stop ...
- ... The team name!
They do not stop.
Here you go, slemh?g!
- Have a nice day!
- Here you go.
We are drowning!
- Where did the box come from?
- No clue. Come on!
What a mess!
Do not kill them,
we need Walkie-talkierna.
No, I'll just knock them down.
We are police officers.
Stop by a law?!
Come back here you little wretch!
That way!
When I get hold of you ...
What will you do with the car?
You do not even have a license!
- It did alright anyway!
- Check the suit is ruined!
- Are they still there?
- I do not think so.
I think so.
- What do you do? Are not you clever?
- Take it easy, we are police officers.
They can not ride in here!
Watch out for the steps!
What do you do? Help!
- What are you doing?
We are police!
I do not care!
Who will pay for this?
Taxpayers!
- It is not fair!
- That's life.
Oh, are you back?
- No, stop ... what ...
- Move away!
Come on, Goose!
- What maniacs!
- They are not policemen!
Calm, here we are safe.
Drive a little slower!
Are you getting them motion sickness?
Over there! They escape.
Hurry up!
Boob!
They get away!
- They certainly never up.
- They should take a break.
How do they get away all the time?
Great effort!
Now we have them soon.
No!
Stop the car!
You can not drive!
Oops, the window is certainly open!
Let me drive!
Watch out for the barrels!
- Here you turn!
- Let me try.
Barely a scratch!
A shortcut!
We are hiding here!
- Maniac! Idiot! Saw it!
- I am a fool.
You can not run anything!
Not even a tricycle!
You can not even drive
a shopping cart!
They're crazy!
We return the stuff.
Before they freak out totally!
- We go to the police.
- She is right.
I greet you in jail.
We have been selling stuff that is not ours.
- I do not think the police like that.
- We lay low for so long.
Boobs!
Everything is fixed before the coup.
Everything but the walkie-talkierna!
Without them, is both shock
and you are doomed!
- Goodbye boss.
- This is your last chance!
- Everything is your fault, asshole!
- Boob!
- We have checked all BMX riders.
- No walkie-talkies.
- Look Better! Begone!
- Yes, boss.
Do not come back
before you found them!
- Where will this come from?
- I have not done anything.
This went well ...
- Not.
- It was crazy to take the stuff.
Good, then maybe we
end up on the psyche instead.
Good news the director,
the perpetrators have been arrested!
Yes. Absolutely!
Thanks sir.
Goodbye the director.
Indeed ...
Think you three managed
create as much mess.
- What do we do now?
- Gives us a second chance?
You have behaved you as idiots,
You understand that, right?
- Will you do it?
- No, officer!
Come here immediately next time
you'll find something.
It could have been a
bomb in the bag!
- If you promise ...
- We promise!
Promise what?
If you promise not to do it ...
... I might let you.
- Thanks!
- Hold on!
You will not escape
without penalty.
- You must pay for the cleaning.
- There goes saves money.
But we are happy
you helped us to track these.
If you help us to apprehend them
you shall receive a reward.
- Can we make a hundred were?
- Much more! If we catch them.
- Wait, I have an idea!
- I'm tired of your ideas.
Go out so buses we you home.
- But it is good!
- Get out!
- We just need to ...
- Get out!
No more nonsense!
Take care of this, slackers!
Hey yeah.
- I do not know ... will it work?
- Nothing can go wrong!
- We help the police.
- And all our friends.
If we succeed, we advise
with that BMX track!
Now we just need a bait.
Silence! Listen to me.
The bad guys want this.
They do not know
the package is empty!
When we got hold of them
we leave them to the police.
Then we become rich!
- Are not they dangerous?
- Yes.
- How do we protect ourselves?
- Wheat flour bombs!
- What do we have?
- A BMX track!
- When then?
- Now!
All know what to do?
Let's go!
Your time is up.
First they hunt us in the days,
now they are nowhere.
- They emerge.
- Maybe.
We will catch them!
- Do you think?
- Of course!
- We will get our BMX track!
- Or in prison.
- We have withheld evidence.
- To catch the bad guys!
Here they are!
- Go ahead, take the package!
- Thanks.
- Leave the police out of this.
- Leave her alone.
Con you tell us so we kill her.
Hold on!
No one moves from the spot!
- What do we do now?
- We track them with this!
Pedal to the metal, we have time!
- Good job.
- As the flick candy from small children!
- It seemed moderately difficult for you.
- Just shut up!
- Unit 1 invokes the base.
- Yes?
I see the car.
The drive north along the coast.
This reminds me of a movie.
- "Kiss my ass" was called.
- Kiss me ... where?
It was about a madman
with a yxa-
-As stabbed to death a lot
busload of people!
All but one girl
he fell in love, but-
She gave him the vulture,
because she did not like the ax murderer.
So she answered no when he
asked for her hand.
He took it anyway, and put it
in a box ... like that!
You are bothering me, stop!
Scary, continue!
Unit 3 calls the base,
car driving north.
Roger, Unit 3rd
- I wonder what they do with Judy.
- Do not even think.
So the maniac sitting and staring at
package night after night.
Eventually he begins slowly
untie the string and then ...
... He opens IT!
Girl's hand jumps out of the pack
and strangle him!
He reaches for his ax and ...
Stop!
I can no more!
You get to watch such films
your parents? What?
Ungj?klar.
Unit 6 calls the base,
they run into Gertrude Street.
- Roger, Unit 6th
- There is a dead end!
Wait here and keep an eye on her.
- Okay.
- Let her do not hit you.
Fun guy.
You have beaten the package carefully!
All units!
We gather at the Serious Road.
- Stay away until we come.
- Then we go!
What you checking for?
You yourself now.
Now let's see what we have here.
You and your little ones
cycling friends have lost.
It is empty.
Out of the car!
Now you are in trouble, little girl!
Now you can declare yourself the boss!
- Walkie-talkierna ... has certainly escaped.
- What !?
- What are you talking about her?
- There they are!
We scare them! Get baseball practice
I'll pick guns.
- Hurry up!
- With guns, we take them lightly ... ouch!
- You are coming with us!
- Let go!
Back with you.
What a mess!
They get away!
Idiots! Wretches! Od?gor!
- You have no brains!
- No, boss.
Sabbar you this
you lose jobs ...
- ... And the arms and legs.
- It was not our fault!
Fast Goose!
I just wanted to have a little respect.
An honest chance.
"Welcome to Australia,
here everyone has a chance. "
What's this?
Idiots. Kids on BMX bikes.
And I drive around in a bread van!
You can do it Goose!
- A guy on a BMX running beside us!
- What?
That's right! BMX!
- Now you are in trouble!
- Quiet!
He hangs on the side.
Run into a tree!
- What happens?
- They are above!
Today opens:
Manly BMX track
a milkshake down at the pier?
Absolutely, sisten there have to pay!
- Good morning, excuse me for being late.
- Do not let it happen again.
Let's go!
Down on the floor!
Lie still or I'll shoot!
You look death in the face.
Take it easy and fill it here.
Hurry up!
Come on!
The lady here do not listen!
Thanks! Go out!
I like red.
Come on fatso!
Down! Down on the floor!
Itches trigger finger!
No one moves in five minutes,
otherwise I blow your head off!
Bank of Montgomery Street!
Senior, Johnson, Johansen, Henry - came.
You keep track of these.
Years old!
Hey, it is forbidden to ride a bike
here in the square.
Get out before I cages in you!
- You know what we should get goose?
- Nah?
Their own BMX track!
Where we can go undisturbed.
Good idea!
Before or after we are gold coated our bikes?
Others can get one, we can.
- Sure, you think of the site as well?
- Do not you?
- Last one to the square!
- You have not a chance!
Hi.
What are you doing here?
You do not work enough in school?
I work to
buy your own BMX bike.
I got one of my parents.
Why?
You promised to leave home?
Add your creep!
We'll take a Coke when you're done,
I command.
- Hurry up, we are waiting for the cars!
- Yes boss.
See you when you are done working.
- It does not matter, you're fired.
- Please, I need the job!
- Pack up your stuff.
- It was not her fault.
I do not want more trouble
her and her friends.
- We are not her friends.
- We have not even seen before!
- She gets fired anyway.
- What injustice!
That's life, man.
- Sorry, we will fix this for you.
- It is okay.
- How did it go with you?
- I have to fix this.
- And you?
- No problem, I have 9 lives ... or 8th
- Too bad that the cycle has not.
- Mmm.
- Thanks.
- It's the least we can do.
If you need money, you can
start selling scrap metal.
- Are you kidding? We solve this.
- Yes, somehow.
- We turn our heads together.
- Then we get much dandruff anyway.
The boss is coming!
In total we received 624 884 SEK.
15% were, as we agreed.
Tax-free!
- Tax-free? Not bad.
- We can do better.
- What have you imagined?
- A wage transportation.
- When this is over, we are having.
- I mean now, silly.
- We strike tomorrow.
- Why the rush?
- Questions you my opinion?
- Nah ... AE
I have heard that salary payments
is a record now.
It will be before we get
this kind of chance again.
- How much money moving it about?
- SEK 1.5 million ... was.
- Silence!
- How do we get the money?
Money - we.
The money is a cakewalk,
get away is worse.
Transport The car is radio controlled ...
... But we have it here!
With this we are
a step ahead of the police.
With this we hear the police ...
... But they can not hear us.
We need to respective like this
to do the job.
They came here by boat last night.
Download them at the usual place -
it becomes your job.
We need a van.
At least 3 meters wide,
8 meters long.
Gentlemen...
... The stakes
and time is short.
Do your best. Anyone who fools of themselves
gets to do with me.
Okay guys!
- Where did you get this?
- It was stuck in the boat.
- And the boat ...?
- It was stuck in the rope.
Will not you tell me?
Because if you type ... borrowed it
I am not.
- Should we tell ...?
- Spoilsport.
It's dad's boat.
- What's the plan?
- He was thinking where to catch 5,000 clams.
Stop fighting,
we will be rich!
Or is it just a stretch.
To make money you need money ...
... But the seafood is free of charge.
- I like for free!
- Look, just to pick.
We are taking a new, next is probably better.
- What is wrong with this?
- It's too small to sell.
Typically our bad luck,
we only find benranglen.
- What a mess.
- Come on, slowpoke.
- We have not got all day for us.
- Pucko.
Catch.
Last time you went with me
you were terrified.
What would that be good for?
- It seems the major to be.
- How can you do this?
- I learned when I was younger.
- Old and wise.
- I am older than you.
- Certainly, two days.
- What's this?
- Maybe a lobster pot?
- Lobster gives $ 60 a kilo.
- What luck we have hardly.
In that case, we are rich,
this is really heavy!
- It can be a pirate treasure.
- Or a dismembered body.
- Cute ... give me your hand.
- Maybe there's one in the box?
We seem to have gone
from fishing to salvage.
If a ship is abandoned, anyone can
to claim the wreck goods.
- Only one problem ... there is no ship.
- But it is abandoned.
- Are you kidding?
- Now it is deserted!
Stylish boat!
Let the boat drift. Be prepared!
Receive, take care of the boat!
- Your boobs!
- Keep quiet when the captain speaking!
I have some time with the hook.
Download stuff so let's go!
- Sure, hold the boat.
- I have it.
- Want some tips?
- Ha ha, great fun.
- Idiot, what have you done?
- Someone else has taken stuff!
It must be the kids we met!
- Do you want help?
- No problem, I have it.
What do you think it is?
- Maybe money?
- Or drugs?
- Or a head!
- Oh, get off.
- Shall we leave it to the police?
- Is that a head so certain.
- And otherwise?
- Otherwise, we keep it.
- Walkie-talkies.
- These are worth money!
... They are easy to sell.
- These hand new bikes!
- Absolutely!
We will check that they work
before we sell them?
- Damn! We're close.
- But they could stick.
Goose calls P.J.
I'm at home on the roof, where are you?
I'm at the beach.
I call when I passed the police.
Okay, I'll wait.
- Good morning, officer.
- Watch yourself, CUB!
- P.J. call the Goose, you hear me?
- Crystal clear!
Unit 3 call station,
I hear something unidentified over the radio.
- Are you running with me, officer?
- Absolutely not Inspector!
- Maybe it's an ambulance?
- Not on this channel.
This is Judy calling from
top of Beacon Hill.
P.J. here, you hear me?
Perhaps, you have
something fun to tell you?
Certainly, the story of my life!
When I was born the nurse thought that ...
- Put it down, she does not like filth.
- What, it's about my childhood!
- It becomes filthy when I fill the 12th
- He developed late.
- Okay, when you developed?
- It tells me when that happens.
What are they doing?
- No, now we must work.
- Yes, see you soon.
Listen, what you are.
This channel is for the police.
Submit your radios
to the nearest police station!
- I repeat, submit your ...
- Have I told you honk?
- They might not hear you?
- They might not want to hear?
- SEK 30 Now, the rest upon delivery.
- Hmm, I'll take one!
120 bucks? How should I get
in so much money?
I would gladly take a but ...
... Are they pink?
How much does it cost?
- 250 crowns.
- 250 !?
- You get 125 kronor.
- I agree to 225.
- 200 crowns. That's my final offer.
- You are a hard bargain.
The money first!
- It was the kid's fault!
- No excuses, I want stuff.
- We'll find stuff.
- Otherwise, I find you.
Bye!
- How did it go?
- Poorly.
We have to find stuff.
- Do you recognize the kids if you see them?
- Absolutely.
- Why sneaks we?
- So the owner did not discover us.
I thought this
was your place?
Yes, and mice.
They do not pay rent.
- You are not afraid of mice?
- Are you kidding?
This reminds me of
a good movie I saw.
"Kiss my blooded carburettor"
- A scary road-movie.
- That's all?
A bus load of people sitting
snowed in at a motel without electricity.
Every time a candle was blown out ...
... Killed someone.
- There was blood everywhere!
- Are you always like this?
- Usually worse.
- All was chopped up.
In the end, no one left.
In addition to the driver,
he was the killer!
Oops, you might want to see it?
I like movies
in which the hero holds the girl's handbook
-While it still
is attached to the arm.
One guy put your hand into a hole,
to fix the electricity.
- Really?
- He does not know that the killer is there ...
- What happens next?
- He called ...
- ... The stump rest of the film.
- Goose!
First they suspected his wife,
but when she was lying in a bed ...
... And her head in another,
adopted her innocence.
Why have they stopped
make nice movies?
Where they get together at the end.
Then they become chopped up!
Can not we talk about something fun?
For this we purchase
respective cycle tomorrow!
- If nothing goes wrong ...
- Nothing can go wrong!
Do not look, but we have a problem.
- You always think we have a problem.
- We always have problems.
- Let's go in here.
- They will follow us.
If they follow
I am Bugs Bunny.
"How's it going?"
- Maybe it's the police?
- What should we do?
- We go in here.
- At the cemetery?
It was the kids!
Turn around here, asshole!
- It's full of d?dingar!
- They will not be buried alive ...
- Why are you with me?
- We need to get hold of them!
- What scary ...
- We have no choice.
We count to three, then let's go.
One two...
They stand! Hurry up!
- Come on!
- They must not see our faces.
- We have our masks!
- Not pig masks!
Then we'll do something more suitable!
Scary, whose idea was this?
What are you afraid of?
D?dingarna can not do anything.
I do not like d?dingar.
I do not like those.
- Are they still there?
- Do not think so.
Check it out ...
We stand!
There are enough police officers,
they usually go in pairs.
Mormons also.
- There may want to repent?
- Or arrest us.
I think we should split up.
Together we are an easy target.
- What do you P.J.?
- For once, you're right.
- Alone in here?
- You can do it.
- You've got your walkie-talkie.
- No need...
... You will not hear me
teeth chatter with fear.
- Can you hear me goose?
- Yes a little.
I saw one of those who persecute us.
- They are not policemen.
- What did you say?
Can you hear me P.J.?
- Goose?
- How is it going?
I've seen the other guy now.
He is really scary.
Shoo! Begone!
- They have regular Buttericks masks.
- Do you think so?
No problem.
- What are you doing here?
- I fell in only.
- Have you seen the persecutors yet?
- Nope.
We wait five minutes,
then you will lift me up.
Absolutely, trust me.
This reminds me of
a movie I saw
- "Zombies Blood", about two young people
who enters into a tomb.
- How did they get up again?
- They did not ...
- Scary! What happened?
- They turned into zombies.
- Stop.
- Zooombier!
- Stop!
- Remember to turn into zombie!
You can stay up late!
But you're dead forever ...
Come on, we draw ...
- Sad.
- It is P.J., right?
- I like both of you.
- It is P.J.
He looks like Mr. Universe,
I like a ... zombie.
- You are both fine.
- But P.J. look better.
He is handsome,
but there are others who are better looking.
- But not me.
- You are good in other ways ...
- ...you are nice!
- Nice? I want to be stylish!
Can you hear me goose? I hear you.
I forgot to turn it off here!
You never know who belongs.
- Should not we split up?
- Well ...?
Why do you sit and cuddle then?
Your insecurities, you get
discuss with your psychologist.
- Was there anything else?
- I trusted you.
Inspector!
- And you'll be my best friend.
- I just bumped into her.
Lucky hurt! You get Judy and I get
Frankenstein and the Werewolf.
This must stop.
- Do you see them?
- Oh yes.
- You need a new brain, asshole!
- Do not yell!
How will we find them?
With our bikes
we would be here in no time.
BMX! Goose, P. J., powder puff!
There are BMX snack!
We are looking for
cycling youth!
- They disappeared that way.
- They go to the far end.
- We turn back.
- Okay, see you there.
- Is it going well?
- Oh yes.
- Have they got here yet?
- Do not think so.
- They're looking for the walkie-talkierna.
- They do not know that we have them.
- What do otherwise?
- They might just want to be intimidated?
- Why do you stay?
- They have punctured the tires!
Now it starts to rain too!
- Thank you and goodbye!
- Hello.
- A miracle!
- Not.
We were at the right place at the right time.
Just like when you get hit.
- A BMX track - it would be a miracle!
- Only a miracle a day.
The union's rules.
Come on, Judy, show him!
- I like this!
- "This," or me?
Can you be there?
Obviously Goose,
together we are unbeatable!
He pops up soon enough.
What did I tell you!
- What a lot of rubbish!
- You look like garbage.
You too!
- Locate a traffic accident.
- Even more preferably, each with about one.
So you do not talk with a customer.
A repeat customer!
No, but welcome!
What can we do for you dear?
We'll get what you want,
only you pay!
P.J. call Judy, can you hear me?
- What is it?
- We have a customer here.
Our chubby little friend is back.
He wants to buy another one.
Can you take a hit?
I'm coming.
- That is not necessary.
- She can point us otherwise ...?
She will not be able to point at all.
Judy calls P.J., can you hear me?
Judy calls P.J., can you hear me?
Who are you?
Do not play dumb. Now you are stuck!
- What do you want?
- We are police officers.
We suspect you
withholding of stolen goods.
- You do not look like policemen.
- We are undercover police officers.
We just want to talk a little.
- Show your police badges.
- Secret police have none.
Sit down.
- Have you been arrested before?
- No.
No, I thought so.
If you just tell us-
-was the stuff is so
we do not have the cage on in.
What do you say, officer,
we can let her go?
- Do you think the commissar goes along with it?
- He trusts me.
Now you get to decide.
Either you tell me where the stuff is ...
... Or so cages we invite you.
- How do I know you do not repent?
- I swear by my honor police.
- Well ...?
- I would probably call my lawyer.
- So I do not get into trouble.
- You are in trouble if you do not tell!
What you are arguing about some old apples!
And they hung out across the street!
- Apples?
- Oh, you know what we're looking for.
Should not we just banging sense into her?
It is not possible, it must look like
as a drowning accident ...
We must trick her.
Okay sweetie.
My colleague is a bit violent man.
I do not want to see you hurt, but-
I do not know how long
I can keep him calm.
- I do not know what you're talking about!
- Lots of walkie-talkies!
Get out your mutt,
the car's freshly washed!
Accelerate, we must be
finished in two hours!
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Take it easy, I am working
as soon as I can.
- Release it when I say "now", okay?
- Roger that!
- Now we are beginning to tire. Tell us now!
- Yes now!
I check that it is empty inside.
Wait until I say so.
- I'll get her to tell.
- Please.
- This is your own fault gullet.
- Let me be!
- I'll tell you what you want!
- Well, here we go.
- Let's go!
- Okay.
We do everything we can.
You're already talking with the inspector.
Sure it is terrible.
We also want to get the bad guys.
- Where's Judy?
- Do not listen to her, she's lying.
- My dad has a black belt in karate!
- I have a black car.
- No one cares about your dad.
- She seems to have problems.
Check out what idiot made with my car!
Absolutely, sir, I understand.
We do our best, I promise!
We will arrange it! Goodbye sir. Thank you.
Give me a great coffee!
- Hello, it's the police.
Hey, give that back!
You owe me two ice creams!
Beware!
- Watch it, you little creep!
- They took my ice creams.
Came back! My ice creams!
What are you doing? Begone!
Where have you hidden goodies?
- I say never!
- I'll pound some sense into her.
Goose! P.J.! Come and help me!
I am far out on the dock!
- Now we take her!
- You will not escape!
When we get hold of you ...
Bad luck! It was nice meeting you.
We can swim ...
Now we have her on the hook!
- Stop ...
- ... The team name!
They do not stop.
Here you go, slemh?g!
- Have a nice day!
- Here you go.
We are drowning!
- Where did the box come from?
- No clue. Come on!
What a mess!
Do not kill them,
we need Walkie-talkierna.
No, I'll just knock them down.
We are police officers.
Stop by a law?!
Come back here you little wretch!
That way!
When I get hold of you ...
What will you do with the car?
You do not even have a license!
- It did alright anyway!
- Check the suit is ruined!
- Are they still there?
- I do not think so.
I think so.
- What do you do? Are not you clever?
- Take it easy, we are police officers.
They can not ride in here!
Watch out for the steps!
What do you do? Help!
- What are you doing?
We are police!
I do not care!
Who will pay for this?
Taxpayers!
- It is not fair!
- That's life.
Oh, are you back?
- No, stop ... what ...
- Move away!
Come on, Goose!
- What maniacs!
- They are not policemen!
Calm, here we are safe.
Drive a little slower!
Are you getting them motion sickness?
Over there! They escape.
Hurry up!
Boob!
They get away!
- They certainly never up.
- They should take a break.
How do they get away all the time?
Great effort!
Now we have them soon.
No!
Stop the car!
You can not drive!
Oops, the window is certainly open!
Let me drive!
Watch out for the barrels!
- Here you turn!
- Let me try.
Barely a scratch!
A shortcut!
We are hiding here!
- Maniac! Idiot! Saw it!
- I am a fool.
You can not run anything!
Not even a tricycle!
You can not even drive
a shopping cart!
They're crazy!
We return the stuff.
Before they freak out totally!
- We go to the police.
- She is right.
I greet you in jail.
We have been selling stuff that is not ours.
- I do not think the police like that.
- We lay low for so long.
Boobs!
Everything is fixed before the coup.
Everything but the walkie-talkierna!
Without them, is both shock
and you are doomed!
- Goodbye boss.
- This is your last chance!
- Everything is your fault, asshole!
- Boob!
- We have checked all BMX riders.
- No walkie-talkies.
- Look Better! Begone!
- Yes, boss.
Do not come back
before you found them!
- Where will this come from?
- I have not done anything.
This went well ...
- Not.
- It was crazy to take the stuff.
Good, then maybe we
end up on the psyche instead.
Good news the director,
the perpetrators have been arrested!
Yes. Absolutely!
Thanks sir.
Goodbye the director.
Indeed ...
Think you three managed
create as much mess.
- What do we do now?
- Gives us a second chance?
You have behaved you as idiots,
You understand that, right?
- Will you do it?
- No, officer!
Come here immediately next time
you'll find something.
It could have been a
bomb in the bag!
- If you promise ...
- We promise!
Promise what?
If you promise not to do it ...
... I might let you.
- Thanks!
- Hold on!
You will not escape
without penalty.
- You must pay for the cleaning.
- There goes saves money.
But we are happy
you helped us to track these.
If you help us to apprehend them
you shall receive a reward.
- Can we make a hundred were?
- Much more! If we catch them.
- Wait, I have an idea!
- I'm tired of your ideas.
Go out so buses we you home.
- But it is good!
- Get out!
- We just need to ...
- Get out!
No more nonsense!
Take care of this, slackers!
Hey yeah.
- I do not know ... will it work?
- Nothing can go wrong!
- We help the police.
- And all our friends.
If we succeed, we advise
with that BMX track!
Now we just need a bait.
Silence! Listen to me.
The bad guys want this.
They do not know
the package is empty!
When we got hold of them
we leave them to the police.
Then we become rich!
- Are not they dangerous?
- Yes.
- How do we protect ourselves?
- Wheat flour bombs!
- What do we have?
- A BMX track!
- When then?
- Now!
All know what to do?
Let's go!
Your time is up.
First they hunt us in the days,
now they are nowhere.
- They emerge.
- Maybe.
We will catch them!
- Do you think?
- Of course!
- We will get our BMX track!
- Or in prison.
- We have withheld evidence.
- To catch the bad guys!
Here they are!
- Go ahead, take the package!
- Thanks.
- Leave the police out of this.
- Leave her alone.
Con you tell us so we kill her.
Hold on!
No one moves from the spot!
- What do we do now?
- We track them with this!
Pedal to the metal, we have time!
- Good job.
- As the flick candy from small children!
- It seemed moderately difficult for you.
- Just shut up!
- Unit 1 invokes the base.
- Yes?
I see the car.
The drive north along the coast.
This reminds me of a movie.
- "Kiss my ass" was called.
- Kiss me ... where?
It was about a madman
with a yxa-
-As stabbed to death a lot
busload of people!
All but one girl
he fell in love, but-
She gave him the vulture,
because she did not like the ax murderer.
So she answered no when he
asked for her hand.
He took it anyway, and put it
in a box ... like that!
You are bothering me, stop!
Scary, continue!
Unit 3 calls the base,
car driving north.
Roger, Unit 3rd
- I wonder what they do with Judy.
- Do not even think.
So the maniac sitting and staring at
package night after night.
Eventually he begins slowly
untie the string and then ...
... He opens IT!
Girl's hand jumps out of the pack
and strangle him!
He reaches for his ax and ...
Stop!
I can no more!
You get to watch such films
your parents? What?
Ungj?klar.
Unit 6 calls the base,
they run into Gertrude Street.
- Roger, Unit 6th
- There is a dead end!
Wait here and keep an eye on her.
- Okay.
- Let her do not hit you.
Fun guy.
You have beaten the package carefully!
All units!
We gather at the Serious Road.
- Stay away until we come.
- Then we go!
What you checking for?
You yourself now.
Now let's see what we have here.
You and your little ones
cycling friends have lost.
It is empty.
Out of the car!
Now you are in trouble, little girl!
Now you can declare yourself the boss!
- Walkie-talkierna ... has certainly escaped.
- What !?
- What are you talking about her?
- There they are!
We scare them! Get baseball practice
I'll pick guns.
- Hurry up!
- With guns, we take them lightly ... ouch!
- You are coming with us!
- Let go!
Back with you.
What a mess!
They get away!
Idiots! Wretches! Od?gor!
- You have no brains!
- No, boss.
Sabbar you this
you lose jobs ...
- ... And the arms and legs.
- It was not our fault!
Fast Goose!
I just wanted to have a little respect.
An honest chance.
"Welcome to Australia,
here everyone has a chance. "
What's this?
Idiots. Kids on BMX bikes.
And I drive around in a bread van!
You can do it Goose!
- A guy on a BMX running beside us!
- What?
That's right! BMX!
- Now you are in trouble!
- Quiet!
He hangs on the side.
Run into a tree!
- What happens?
- They are above!
Today opens:
Manly BMX track