Body Shots (1999) Movie Script
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Unzipping ]
[ Sighs ]
FUCK.
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Tires Squealing, Engine
Revving ]
[ Car Horn Honking ] [
Gasps ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Horn Honking ]
[ Door Signal Dinging ]
[ Panting ]
[ Man ]
DO YOU HAVE ANY TYLENOL ?
[ Woman ]
HMM, I DON'T THINK SO.
[ Man Chuckling ]
CODEINE ?
[ Thunder Rumbling ] SORRY.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?
MM, I HAVE NO IDEA.
IS THIS YOUR PLACE
OR MINE ?
MINE.
SO THAWOULD MAKE YOU--
JANE. JANE, JANE.
SO THEN I'M,
OF COURSE--
RICK. RICK AND
JANE, RIGHT.
MM-HMM.
I REMEMBER US.
[ Both Chuckling ]
FROM LAST NIGHT,
RIGHT ?
MMM, LAST NIGHT.
YEAH.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT ?
WHAT HAPPENED ?
NO, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
OH, MY GOD, MY HEAD.
OH.
[ Moaning ]
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Tires Screech ]
[ Brakes Screeching ]
[ Door Signal Dinging ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Grunts, Groans ]
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Grunting ]
LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION. OKAY.
WE DIDN'T--
LAST NIGHT, I MEAN, WE--
DID WE--
NO.
GOOD.
WHY GOOD ? 'CAUSE I
LIKE TO THINK
THAT I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED.
MMM.
MMM.
MMM.
MMM. [ Doorbell
Buzzing ]
[ Knocking At Door ]
WHO THE HELL IS THAT ?
WHAT TIME IS IRIGHT NOW ?
IT'S 4:37.
JESUS CHRIST.
[ Doorbell Buzzing ]
DON'T MOVE.
[ Sighs ]
JANE ?
SARA ?
IS THAT YOU ?
HONEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON ?
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE ? ALL
WET.
- HONEY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE ?
- JANE... I SCREWED UP.
- HOW DID YOU SCREW UP ?
- HE ATTACKED ME.
- [ Jane ]WHO ATTACKED YOU ?
- THE FOOTBALL PLAYER.
PENORISI ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS.
IS SHE ALL RIGHT ?
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT DID HE DO, SARA ?
TELL ME.
JUST TELL ME.
FUCK YOU !
[ Jane ]WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
BITCH !
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
HE FUCKIN' RAPED ME.
WHAT ?
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' WASTE
TO THE HUMAN CONDITION,
ALL OF YOU !
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN, OKAY ?
[ Rick ]
THIS GIRL'S FUCKIN' PSYCHOTIC. [
Jane ]RICK, STOP IT !
NO, NO !
RELAX ! [
Screaming ]
[ Sara ]
HE THREW ME
ON THE GROUND !
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT HE
FORCED YOU TO FUCK HIM ?
RICK, STOP IT.
JUST LET HER GO.JUST GET OUT OF
HERE ! LISTEN TO HER.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE MAKING
HER WORSE ?GET OUT OF HERE.
HONEY, IT'S OKAY. ALL
RIGHT.
[ Wailing ]
[ Jane ]
TAKE YOUR JACKET. [
Crying Continues ]
ALL RIGHT.I'M GOING.
BUT LOOK AT HER FACE.
YOU NEED TO GET HER
TO A HOSPITAL. GO ! GET OUT OF
HERE !
[ Door Slams ] [ Sara ]
JANE.
[ Jane ]
WHAT HAPPENED ? I DON'T KNOW,
JANE.
[ Jane ]
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
JUST SIT DOWN.
[ Sara ]
I SCREWED UP, JANE.
[ Jane ]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?
LET'S MEET AT MY PLACE,
AND THEN WE CAN HOOK UP
WITH THE GUYS LATER.
[ Phone Ringing ] YES, WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE
A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
DON'T COME NEAR
MY DESK, GARY !
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND,
COUNSELOR.
IF I'M A LITTLE LATE,
JUST LET YOURSELVES IN, OKAY ?
YEAH.OKAY.BYE.
[ Woman ]
AND THEN LATER
WE'LL GO TO THE POOLROOM.
I'M WORKING THERE TONIGHT.
NO.JANE SAYS TO MEEAT HER HOUSE.
YEAH.8:00, 9:00.
OKAY.THEN WE'LL
JUST GO FROM THERE.
PEOPLE DON'T DATE ANYMORE,
YOU KNOW ?
YOU JUST SORT OF GO OUWITH FRIENDS, AND THEN, UM...
YOU MEET UP AT A RESTAURANOR A CLUB, WHATEVER.
AND THEN EVERYBODY
JUST SORT OF CHECKS
EVERYBODY ELSE OUT,
AND THEN THINGS HAPPEN,
YOU KNOW ?
PEOPLE SORT OF...
CONNECT.
NO MONEY ! [ Woman At Gym ]
OR THEY DON'T.
YEAH--NO, I'LL CALL YOU
BACK LATER, OKAY ?
[ Woman #2 ]
YOU GO OUT WITH
YOUR FRIENDS, RIGHT ?
YOU HANG OUT.
[Arguing In Foreign Language]
YOU TRY NOT TO HAVE
THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE
WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LAID
IN, LIKE, SIX MONTHS,
YOU GEA VERY DESPERATE LOOK.
MEN SEE IT AND RUN.
I'VE SEEN WOMEN AT A BAR
WITH THAT LOOK ON THEM.
AND YOU THINK,
"UGH, SHE'S WAY NEEDY."
SHE'S EITHER...
FUCKED UP...
OR... SHE'S AN ACTRESS.
[ Man ]
LORRAINE, YOU ALL SET ?
OKAY, GO ON IN.
[ Indistinct Chatter ]
[ Sara ]
DATING SPELLS RELATIONSHIP.
BUT, IF YOU'RE JUSHANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE
AND YOU FALL INTO BED WITH THEM,
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE REALLY INVOLVED.
IT'S SAFER, YOU KNOW.IT'S
JUST SEX.
UH-HUH.
OKAY.OKAY,
I GOT YOU.9:00.
HEY, SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW ME.
IF THERE'S PUSSY ON THE MENU,
I AM THERE.OUT.
FOR ME, IT'S NOT A QUESTION
OF "TO DATE OR NOT TO DATE."
FOR ME, IT'S A QUESTION
OF "TO HOSE OR NOT TO HOSE."
AND I HATE MISSING
THE OPPORTUNITY.
I THINK YOU'RE BORN WITH
A CERTAIN NUMBER OF HOSINGS,
AND EACH TIME YOU PASS IT UP,
IT'S GONE FOREVER.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BORN WITH
A CERTAIN NUMBER OF HARD-ONS.
OR MAYBE IT'S MEASURED
IN QUARTS.
OR IN MY CASE, GALLONS.
WHATEVER.
"AS LONG AS THERE'SPUSSY
ON THE MENU" ? THAT'S WHAHE SAID.
JESUS. [ Chuckles
]
YEAH.
YOU READY TO GO ? UH, FIVE
MINUTES.
HEY, RICK, YOU KNOW,
I GOT TRENT WITH ME TONIGHT.
YEAH.WELL, MAYBE
NO ONE WILL NOTICE HIM.
[ Phone Ringing ]
[ Woman Moaning ] [ Ringing ]
HELLO.
HEY, YEAH, MR. THORPE.
HOW YOU DOIN' ?
WHAT SITUATION ? [
Moaning Intensifies ]
RIGHT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, MALAYSIA.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M ALL OVER THAT.
I'M LOOKING AT IRIGHT NOW, IN FACT.
YOU KNOW, I WORK HARD,
I PLAY HARD.
WHY GO OUT WITH
A BUNCH OF GUYS ?
I KNOW WHERE I WANTO END UP, AND IT'S NOWITH A BUNCH OF GUYS.
I DON'T WANT TO END UP
ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED EITHER.
I LIKE TO COME.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.
SHOOT ME.
I BELIEVE IN COURTSHIP.I LIKE
DATING.
I COULDN'T JUST JUMP INTO BED
WITH SOMEBODY,
EVEN IF ALL YOU'RE AFTER
IS JUST THE SEX.
I NEED THE TIME.I NEED THE
PROCESS.
YOU KNOW, THE RITUAL.
IT'S NOT ABOUGETTING CLOSE TO SOMEONE,
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT.
IT'S EASY TO THINK YOU'RE
GETTING CLOSE TO SOMEONE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING SEX
WITH THEM.
BUT, SEE,
THAT'S THE ILLUSION,
BECAUSE IF YOU REALLY
GOT CLOSE TO EVERYONE
THAT YOU FUCKED,
WELL... YOU WOULDN'T BE
THIS LONELY, WOULD YOU ?
[ Man On Radio ]
LONELY IS AS LONELY DOES.
[ Woman On Radio ]
YEAH, AND HERE IT IS, FRIDAY.
POOR GUY !
[ Man ]
ON KRCK, K-WRECK RADIO, BABY.
OKAY, WHERE TALK IS CHEAP.
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS WEEKEND ?
SUNNY AND CLEAR TODAY.
IT'S 70 DEGREES.
SUNNY AND CLEAR TOMORROW.
SEVENTY DEGREES.
SUNNY AND CLEAR, SUNDAY.
SEVENTY DEGREES.
[ People Laughing ]
[ Man ]
ABSOLUTELY, MAN.LOOK.
IF A WOMAN GETS YOU EXCITED...
AND YOU GET AN ERECTION,
IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE SEX
WITH YOU,
YOUR PENIS
IS GONNA FALL OFF.
THAT'S A FACT. IT'S
HAPPENED TO A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS OF MINE.
I'VE HAD BLUE BALLS.
I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE TALKING ABOUT.
NOT THAT, NO.
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE PAIN.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUTHE CONSTANT GRINDING
IN THE CROTCH FOR AN HOUR.
THEN THE DIRTY GIRL HAS
THE AUDACITY TO TELL YOU
SHE'S NOT GONNA GO DOWN ON YOU--
I HATE--I'VE HAD TO KILL
A FEW WOMEN BECAUSE OF THAT.
MYSELF AS WELL.
CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK
TO YOUR STORY ?
ANYWAY, WE'RE OUTSIDE,
AND TWO OF HER FRIENDS
COME UP.
SO TELL ME, EXACTLY HOW DRUNK
ARE YOU AT THIS POINT ? DRUNK ?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
SEE, RICK'S NOT DRUNK AT ALL.
RICK IS FUCKIN' SHIT-CANNED
AT THIS POINT. [ Laughing ]
IT WAS "PUT A FORK
IN ME, DONE !"
THE ONLY THING THAI'M THINKING RIGHT NOW IS,
"PLEASE, GOD, JUST...
LET ME GET MY DICK SUCKED
BEFORE I PASS OUT."
[ Laughing ] [ Women Laughing ]
[ Jane ]
I LIKE BLOW JOBS.I DO.
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUHOW ALL YOUR SENSES ARE JUSCONCENTRATED IN YOUR FACE...
AND WHAT A FRONT ROW SEAIT IS ON THE GUY,
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE ?
[ Woman #2 ]
SOME WOMEN DON'T WANT TO.
SOME WOMEN JUST WON'T.
[ Woman #3 ]PERSONALLY,
I MEAN, I LIKE THE POWER OF IT.
I LIKE BEING IN CONTROL.
YEP.
YEAH, YOUR TEETH
ARE RIGHT THERE.
THE PROBLEM IS ONCE YOU GEDOWN THERE, IT'S KIND OF
AWKWARD TO STOP.
YOU HAVE LOCKJAW. YOUR SALIVA
IS COMING OUT EVERYWHERE.
YOU KNOW,
YOUR EYES ARE WATERING.
I FIND MYSELF THINKING,
"AM I EVEN DOING THIS RIGHT ?"
WELL, YOU LEARN.
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT. LOOK AUS, HONEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS ?
THERE'S THIS CLASS NOW IN L.A.
IT'S A BLOW JOB CLASS.
NO WAY ! NO,
IT'S TRUE.
I HAVE A FRIEND.
HER BOYFRIEND GAVE HER
A GIFT CERTIFICATE.
FROM AN ERGONOMIC DESIGN
STANDPOINT, IT'S JUST SIMPLY
NOT ALL GOING TO FIT.
NOW, THE OTHER THING IS THAFROM A TECHNIQUE STANDPOINT,
YOUR HANDS AND YOUR MOUTH
ARE SO MUCH MORE VERSATILE
THAN YOUR VAGINA.
YOU GOTTA BE HANDS-ON.
YOU GOTTA BE USING YOUR HANDS.
THERE'S A TECHNIQUE.
MOST WOMEN ARE
JUST NOT AWARE OF THIS.
IF YOU REALLY ANALYZE IT,
IT'S A COMBINATION OF
TECHNIQUE AND CONTEXT.
IT'S WHAT'S BEING DONE
AND ACTUALLY WHERE
IT'S BEING DONE.
IN A CAR, UH...IN A
BATHROOM AT A PARTY.
UH... OUTDOORS IS GOOD,
YOU KNOW.
YOU GET PEOPLE NEARBY.
THE DANGER OF BEING CAUGHT'S
VERY GOOD.
YEAH... I LIKE THAT.
IT'S A COMBINATION
OF THREE THINGS:
LIPS, TONGUE, HANDS.
NO TEETH.
[ Chuckles ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
TEETH ARE THE BEST.
FIRST TIME I HAD
MY KNOB SHINED,
SHE HAD BRACES,
ALL RIGHT ?
MY DICK LOOKED LIKE
A FUCKIN' CHEW TOY,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE--
YOU KNOW,
THAT SWEET KIND OF PAIN.
THE WHOLE APPARATUS
SHOULD COME WITH A BLUEPRINT--
PICTURES AND INSTRUCTIONS,
I MEAN--
AND, IN ESSENCE,CREATING AN
IMPOSTER VAGINA.
NOW, LADIES, IF YOU CAN PUTHAT ALL TOGETHER, OKAY ?
[ Man ]
MUSTANG SALLY
[Indistinct Chatter,
Laughing ]
MUSTANG SALLY, BABY
I GUESS YOU BETTER SLOW YOUR
MUSTANG DOWN
YOU'VE BEEN RUNNIN' ALL OVER
TOWN
THEY'RE SQUEALING,
"WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?"
I'M LIKE, "COME ON IN.
WANNA HAVE A LOOK ?" BARKEEP !
LET ME GET FOUR SHOTS OF J.D.
FOR ME AND MY BOYS HERE ! HEY,
PENORISI !
[ Penorisi Grunting ]
CAN I GET A VODKA SODA,
PLEASE, MY LOVE ? VODKA SODA
COMIN' UP.
[ Jane ]
GET ME A DRINK.
TONY, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE,
CAN WE GET A MERLOT,
VODKA TONIC AND A CLUB SODA ?
DRINK. SALUTE.
AHH !
[ Grunts ] CHEERS.
HEY, I NEED
ANOTHER JIM BEAM HERE.
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY,
I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE. [
Laughs ]
WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
[ Gasps ]
FUCKIN'-A, OLD MAN.
SARA, CHILL.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. [ Together ]
WHAT ?
JUST CHILL OUT.
RELAX.EXCUSE ME.
- YEAH, BABY !WHOO !
- LOOSE CANNON !
[ Girls Hooting, Chattering ]
UGH.AW, JESUS.
[ Laughing ]
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FOOD
IN MY STOMACH. I'M MIKEY, BY
THE WAY.
RICKY BEING THE RUDE
PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE IS. I'M
SORRY.
MIKE, SHAWN DENIGAN,
WORKS IN MY OFFICE.
SHAWN, MIKE PENORISI.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I JUST WANNA GET SO FUCKED UP.
I WANNA SING AND SCREAM
AND DANCE ALL NIGHT LONG...
AND PEE IN THE BUSHES
ON THE WAY HOME.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED ? WHA?
YOU NEED A NEW MAN.
SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I DON'T NEED,
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO SHIWITH A MAN, NOTHING.
I REMEMBER YOU
FROM ARIZONA STATE.
THESE GUYS WERE NUMBER ONE.
THEY CAME DOWN TO GEORGIA.
THE KID'S EVERYWHERE.
HE TACKLES, KICKS,
THE WHOLE DEAL. AW, THE
FUCKIN' GAME SUCKED.
WHO DOES HE PLAY FOR ? RAIDERS.
AND HE JUST SIGNED
A $5 MILLION CONTRACT.
AND... HE'S GORGEOUS.
WELL, HIS WALLESOUNDS... GORGEOUS.
YES, HE SOUNDS LIKE JUSYOUR TYPE, MISS SARA.
YEAH.
SHAWN DESPERATELY WANTS
TO BE A RAIDERS FAN,
BUT HE JUST CAN'T.
WHY'S THAT ? WELL, HE HASN'KILLED
ANYONE YET.
PIECE OF SHIT, COME HERE !
COME HERE !
HEY, HEY, HEY !
GUYS, NOT IN THE BAR !
COME ON !
COME ON ! GET OFF
ME,
YOU FRAT BOY !
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE JOKE.
RIGHT ?
TWO GUYS, THEY'RE SO INTO
EACH OTHER THAT THEY WISH
ONE OF 'EM HAD A VAGINA ?
SO THEY BOTH GO TO SWEDEN.
THEY BOTH GET IT DONE
TO SURPRISE THE OTHER ONE.
[ Chuckles ]
THAT'S THE JOKE.
RICKY EVER TELL YOU
HE WAS ALWAYS THE LAST ONE
PICKED FOR KICK BALL ?
[ Both Shouting ]
THE EXCHANGE STUDENTS
WERE MAKING FUN OF HIM !
[ Grunts, Kisses ] [
Laughing ]
FUCKER.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
LET'S GET THIS
LOVELY COUPLE A ROUND.
[ Sara Clapping ]
YEA, MY FAVORITE !
ALL RIGHT, GUYS--
HOW MANY FOOTBALL PLAYERS
ARE COMING TONIGHT ?
THE WHOLE TEAM'S MEETING US.
WE'RE GONNA DO ALL OF 'EM.
OH, YEAH ! WHOO-HOO !
HOW MANY IS THAT ?
[ Sighs ]
SO HOW MANY
ARE GONNA BE THERE ?
THREE, MAYBE FOUR.
GOOD-LOOKING,
THESE CHICKS ? WHADO YOU THINK ?
HAVE I MET SHAWN ? I
DON'T THINK SO.
HE'S THE ONE THAINTRODUCED ME TO RICK.
THEY WORK TOGETHER.
WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THIS LAWYER,
THIS ONE YOU'RE AFTER ?
JANE.
HER NAME IS JANE.
SHE'S, UH, PRETTY SPECIAL,
THIS GIRL.
[ Rick ]
YOU'LL SEE.
YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU MEET HER.
SHE'S A CLERK
AT THE D.A.'S OFFICE.
SHAWN INTRODUCED US.
HE'S DATING A FRIEND
OF HERS-- SARA. TWO LAWYERS IN
BED TOGETHER.
ANYWAY, SHAWN IS LIKE
THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
- HE TAKES ME TO THE MOSAMAZING PLACES.
- [ Shawn ]WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
PRETTY NICE, HUH ?
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
[ Sara ]
HE ORDERS FOR BOTH OF US.
HE OPENS DOORS.
YOU JUST LIKE HIM
'CAUSE HE ORDERS APPETIZERS.
I ALWAYS SAID
I WOULD NEVER MARRY A GUY
UNLESS HE ORDERS APPETIZERS.
IT IS A TRUE REFLECTION
OF HIS LIFESTYLE.
WE SHOULD START WITH
SOME APPETIZERS, HUH ?
I LOVE APPETIZERS.
[ Sara ]WE WENT OUT TWICE
TOGETHER ALREADY, AND THE GUY
DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO KISS ME.
HONEY... HE HASN'KISSED YOU YET...
BECAUSE HE RESPECTS YOU.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT CONCEPT ?
NO ! [ Laughing ]
I CAN'T, YOU KNOW.
THIS WHOLE NICE GUY THING
IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.
IT'S JUST TOO PERSONAL.
[ Toilet Flushing ] [
Groans ]
[ Woman From Gym ]
I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT IT.
LET'S JUST GO OUT TONIGHAND HAVE FUN. [ Other Women ]
YEAH.
[ Sara ]
I LIKE SHAWN, I DO,
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN,
HE DOESN'T EVEN DRINK.
[ Coughs ]
[ Snorting ]
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN
BEEN TO A CLUB SINCE ME
AND KEITH BROKE UP.
THAT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO.
KEITH IS NOTHING BUA TEENY MEMORY NOW.
VERY TEENY.
[ Laughter ]
YOU GOOD TO GO ?
YEAH.YOU GUYS MIND
IF WE, UH, GRAB
A BITE TO EAT ?
ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S THREE GUYS, RIGHT ?
RICK, SHAWN AND MIKE.
- IS THERE A FOURTH ?
- THERE IS, AND THERE ISN'T.
IS HE HOT ?HUH ? OH,
NO, IT'S TRENT.
OH, COME ON. NO,
NO, NO !
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRENT.
'SUP, NIGGAH ?
[ Penorisi ]
HOLY FUCKING WEST HOLLYWOOD.
JESUS, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU THINKING ?
I JUST PLAYED FUCKIN' 18.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
GO HOME AND CHANGE ?
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
WEAR THIS FOR GOLF ? EXCUSE ME.
SILENCE.
YOU WANT ANOTHER BURRITO,
FAT BOY ? FUCK OFF, STEROID.
BETTER NOT BE
FARTING NEAR ME.
HOW'S IT GOING, PAL ?
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING. MICHAEL,
THIS IS TRENT.
I JUST MADE TEN GRAND
OFF THIS MEXICAN CONGLOMERATE.
FUCKIN' MERGED,
AND I CALLED IT.
STOCK GETS FIVE PERCENGOBBLED UP, AND IT'S
TIME TO CELEBRATE.
A LITTLE GOLF
AT THE BRENTWOOD COUNTRY CLUB,
A LITTLE BOOZE, A LITTLE PUSSY.
MIKEY, BOOZE,
BOY, HUH ?
OH.
HERE YOU GO. AH, DUDE,
OUTSTANDING.
DO YOU MIND ?
GO AHEAD. THANK YOU.
YES, TRENT !
I LIKE IT !
IT IS GONNA GEU-G-L-Y TONIGHT.
WHO AM I GONNA FUCKIN'
BONE TONIGHT ?WHITNEY ?
WHAT'S THIS NOW ?
SHE'S ALL OVER MY SHILAST WEEK.SHE WAS GRABBING
MY HOG AND EVERYTHING.
YEAH, TRENT, YOU GOA NICE WAY WITH WOMEN THERE.
[ Grunts ]
I THINK IT'S A COMBO
THING-- SEXY CLOTHES,
CHARMING PERSONALITY.
FUCK, AM I GONNA SEE
ANY PUSSY TONIGHT, OR AM I
GONNA SWING MY DICK...
AT YOU GUYS
EATING BACON TACOS ?
I GOTTA TAKE A PISS. I HOPE WE
DON'T BEATHE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY.
[ Sighs ]
[ Hooting ]
WAIT.COOPER,
WHAT IS SO WRONG
WITH TRENT ?
OH, MY GOD !
HE'S A FRIGGIN'
DORK, JANE.
HE WAS SO DRUNK
AT THIS PLACE ONE NIGHT.
HE WAS SCAMMING
ON THIS WOMAN, AND HE'D
SMILE BACK AT US...
LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE JEALOUS.
IS THAT THE GUY
WE SAW THAT NIGHT ?
THE NIGHT WE ENDED UP AT CUE'S.
YOU HAD TO SEE
THE GIRL HE WAS WITH.
SHE WAS, UGH !
[ Cooper ]
SHE WAS SO NO GIRL.
WHATEVER IT WAS HAD TO
HAVE BEEN TOTALLY 60.
SHE HAD THE BIGGESRED, FRIZZY HAIR
AND THE BIGGEST--
HER BOOBS ARE LIKE THIS BIG,
AND HIS FACE WAS STUCK
IN BETWEEN--
[ Cooper ]
THAT WAS SO GROSS. [ Sara ] IWAS HORRIBLE.
[ Trent Narrating ]
YOU TAKE YOUR
20-YEAR-OLD, RIGHT ?
GREAT BODY.
NO CONTEST.
YOU WANT SKILLS,
YOU GOTTA GO
AT LEAST 30, 35.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP
A LITTLE BIT OF TONE FOR THAT,
BECAUSE 30, 35, I DON'T CARE,
YOU GO TO THE GYM TWICE, THREE
TIMES A DAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER,
THE 20-YEAR-OLD BODY'S
GOING BYE-BYE.
BUT YOU GET OVER
THAT VISUAL THING,
AND I'LL TELL YOU,
YOU HAVE NEVER HAD
WHAT YOU'LL HAVE
WITH A 40-YEAR-OLD WOMAN,
IF IT'S THE RIGH40-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
AND IF YOU WERE EVER
FORTUNATE ENOUGH...
TO RUN INTO THE RIGH50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN...
OH, MY GOD,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU GOT NO FUCKIN' IDEA.
[ Jane ]
HE WAS SUCKING
HER BOOBS AT THE BAR ?
YEAH, THEN HE PASSED OUON THEM, THEN THE BOUNCER
KICKED THEM BOTH OUT.
SPEAKING OF BOOBS,
MINE HURT LIKE HELL.
DON'T WORRY.
THEY'RE STILL NEW.
I KNOW, BUT THEY HAVEN'LOOSENED UP AT ALL.
THEY'RE LIKE CHUNKS
OF GRANITE STICKING OUOF MY CHEST.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU MAKE 340 A NIGHWORKING IN THIS PLACE.
[ Jane ]
EMMA, SHE WORKS HARD. [
Emma ]NO, I WORK HARD.
SHE HANDS OUFUCKIN' JELL-O.HEY, JEFF.
HOW YOU DOIN' ? HI,
SWEETIE.
LOOKIN' GOOD.I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE WORKING TONIGHT. YEP.
HOW MANY IN YOUR PARTY ? FOUR.
COME ON IN, LADIES.
THANK YOU.
[ Techno ]
BETTER CHECK IT OUT.
[ Club-goers Chattering ]
[ Man ]
BOBBY !WHAT'S UP ?
[ Cheering ]
[ Shawn ]
RICK.
WHAT HAPPENED TO TRENT ?
DIDN'T HE GET IN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND US.
YOU CAN GO.
EXCUSE ME. AW--
WHAT DO YOU GUYS MAKE ?
LIKE WHAT, TEN BUCKS AN HOUR ?
IT'S A NIGHT JOB. WHADO YOU DO IN THE DAY ?
SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ?
YOU HAVE BAKE SALES ?
DO YOU COLLECON YOUR PAPER ROUTE ?
I WOULDN'T LET YOU IN
EVEN IF I WANTED YOU IN,
THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED, MORON !
FUCK YOU, MAN !FUCK YOU !
DON'T FORGEYOUR GOLF CLUBS NEXT TIME !
POSERS !
IS SARA THE ONE
IN THE MINISKIRT ?
SHE IS
FUCKIN' NAILS, MAN !
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Men Shouting ]
[ Women Hooting ]
[ People Cheering, Applauding ]
YEAH !
MIKEY !
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !
THREE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
[ Penorisi ]
HEY, MAN, I WANTHAT SARA CHICK.
YOU HEAR
WHAT I'M SAYING ?
LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
SHE'S TAKEN, BRO,
ALL RIGHT ?
BY WHO, THE CHARLATAN
NEXT TO YOU ?PLEASE.
[ Siren Continues ]
[ People Cheering ]
BARKEEP.
SHOT, PLEASE.
SHOT OF WHAT ?
TEQUILA.
[ Whooping ]
[ Jane, Rick Laughing ]
EXCUSE ME.
HI.MIKE, I'M JANE.
THIS IS EMMA
AND THIS IS SARA. HI.
YUP.
[ Continues, Muffled ]
HEY.HEY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO WORK.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE TRAY. FOR
THAT,
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
THANK YOU, WHITNEY ! ALL RIGHT.
SHOTS COMIN' AROUND !
SHOTS, PEOPLE !
AHHH !
I FORGOT.
WHAT IS IT YOU DO AGAIN ?
YOU'RE AN ASPIRING ACTRESS ?
YEAH. RIGHT.
THAT'S GREAT.
AND YOU'RE A DIRECTOR ?
RIGHT, RIGHT.
WELL, I'M AVAILABLE,
UM, FOR SEX.
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE PERFECT.
IF YOU WOULD TAKE
A NUMBER OVER THERE.
I'VE GOT A NUMBER OF AUDITIONS,
BUT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YA, SWEET PEA. OKAY.
THANKS.
[ Dance Music Fades ]
[ Whitney ]
THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY BASIC...
AND... BIOLOGICAL,
I THINK,
ABOUT LETTING SOMEONE
INTO YOUR BODY.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A--
A CERTAIN...
LOSS OF CONTROL...
COMES WITH THAT.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANTO BE IN CONTROL.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANTO LOSE CONTROL.
[ Rick ]
I DON'T WANT TO GET HURBY A WOMAN.
SO IF I'M GONNA BREAK DOWN
THE WALL, LET HER INTO
THE PSYCHE, INTO THE HEART,
IT'S-- IT'S GOTTA BE
THE RIGHT PERSON.
IT'S-IT'S NOA BIG DEAL TO FIGURE OUWHO YOU WANT TO FUCK.
BUT WHO YOU WANT TO LOVE,
HOW DO YOU FIGURE
THAT OUT ?
[ Dance Music Resumes ] [
People Shouting, Cheering ]
OH, YEAH.OH, OH, OH !
YEAH, BABY.
COME ON.
THANKS.
TWO FOR THE ROAD.
THANK YOU.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
DOMO ARIGATO,MR.
ROBOTO.
SARA ! THANK YOU.
THANKS. PENORISI.
WHAT ? HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL,
WHY DON'T YOU ?
JESUS CHRIST.
[ Laughing ]
[ Shawn ]
MEN HAVE SEX, RIGHT ?
WOMEN HAVE SEX, SURE.
PEOPLE FUCK.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
BUT HERE'S THE THING.
I--HERE'S THE THING
IN A NUTSHELL.
SEX... WITHOUT LOVE...
EQUALS VIOLENCE.
SEX WITHOUT LOVE
EQUALS VIOLENCE.
THERE'S NO WAY
AROUND IT. [ Cheering Grows
Louder ]
SEX WITHOUT LOVE...
EQUALS VIOLENCE.
[ Music, Cheering Fade ]
[ Dog Barking In Distance ]
SHIT.
[ Mutters ]
[ Gate Creaking ]
[ Both Giggling ]
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
[ Gate Slams, Dog Continues
Barking ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Exhales ]
I HAVE ISSUES.
AT LEAST YOU REALIZE THAT,
AND YOU CAN GET YOURSELF
SOME TREATMENT.
[ Trent ]
DUDE, THESE CLOTHES
SMELL LIKE FUCKIN' GARBAGE.
I CAN SMELL THEM
FROM HERE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SPENTHE NIGHT ON THE CORNER
OF FLORENCE AND NORMANDIE.
WILSHIRE
AND SIXTH.
WHAT THE HELL'S
ON WILSHIRE AND SIXTH ?
TRUST ME,
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING.
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT ? AW,
DUDE,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY VICODIN ?
NO.
THANKS, TRENT.THAT'S NICE.
NOW I KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF
IF I'M EVER TRYING NOT TO COME.
WHO WAS THAT DUDE
AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT THAHAD ALL THE BODYGUARDS ?
[ Shawn ]
SOME MOVIE STAR, I THINK.
WHAT WAS HE
FREAKING OUT ABOUT ?
PENORISI.
PENORISI GOT INTO A FIGHWITH ONE OF THE BODYGUARDS.
EXCUSE ME.
[ Grunts, Chuckles ]
WAIT HERE !
I'M GONNA SIGN OUT ![ Shawn ]
SARA !
HERE.THIS'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER. HI.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. I'M
OKAY.
- I LEFT A JACKET BACK THERE
WITH THAT GUY!
- TAKE IT EASY.
YOU LOOK CUTE. THANKS.
HERE'S YOUR JACKET.
WHAT'S UP, SHAWN ?
WHERE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT ?
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU !
LISTEN,
WE'RE OUTTA HERE !
[ Grunts ]
HA-HA !
WELL, THE LEAD BODYGUARD,
HE COMES CRASHING
THROUGH THE DANCE FLOOR,
CUTTING A LITTLE SWATH
THROUGH THE CROWD.
PENORISI. WHAT ?
JESUS, HAVE
ANOTHER COCKTAIL,
WHY DON'T YA ?
I COULD SEE THE WHOLE THING
DEVELOPING, SO, OF COURSE,
MY PUNY ASS MAKES WAY.
HERE'S YOUR VICAGE,
KIDDO.
THESE GUYS WERE BEASTS.
I KNOW.THEY WEREN'T SMALL.
CAN--MAKE YOURSELF
USEFUL THERE, WILL YA ?
NO, THEY WEREN'T SMALL.
THE BODYGUARD COULDN'GET THROUGH.HE CAME UP
TO MIKE AND PUSHED HIM...
WHILE SARA WAS STILL
ON HIS SHOULDERS.
PENORISI.JESUS, HAVE
ANOTHER COCKTAIL, WHY DON'T YA ?
WHAT ?
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THE WAY !
NO SHIT. YEAH.
SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE BAR.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ? NO.
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THE WAY !
ARE YOU OKAY ?
YOU OKAY ? YEAH.
BABY.I GOT HER.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
EXCUSE ME. [ Grunts ]
HEY !HEY, HEY !
COME ON !COME ON !
LET'S GO !
OUTSIDE !RIGHT NOW !OUTSIDE,
NOW !
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND !
LET'S GO OUTSIDE !LET'S GO !
[ Grunts, Sniffs, Spits
] [ Onlookers Groan ]
- OH, MAN.
- [ Groans ]
[ Punch Landing, Men Shouting ]
- HE'S ON HIS ASS.
- [ Man ]TAKE HIM OUT, MIKE.
FUCK YOU !
- YEAH ?
- [ Bodyguard Groaning ]
[ Man ]
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
[ Man #1 ]
GET UP. [ Man #2 ] COME ON.
[ Groaning ]
[ Onlookers Murmuring ] [
Man ]
COME ON, MARCUS.
HUH ?HUH ?
GONNA MAKE ME YOUR BITCH ?
HUH ?GONNA TRY AND MAKE ME
YOUR GIRLFRIEND ?
I'M OUT !
[ Bodyguard Groans ]
[ Ignition Starts ]
WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT--
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?
NOTHIN'.
[ Mutters ]
NOTHIN'.
YOU OKAY ?
SURE.
YOU WANT SOME ? NAH, I DON'DRINK.
ME EITHER.
[ Tires Squealing ]
BETTER GO BACK INSIDE.
[ Laughs ]
[ Rick ]
SOMETIMES THERE'S JUSTHIS NEED TO COME.
IT JUST...
SORT OF TAKES OVER.
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
WHO, WHEN, WHERE OR HOW.
IT'S ACTUALLY
NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT.
IT'S JUST... ABOUT COMING.
GOD.
[ Shawn ]
THE THING ABOUT IT IS THIS:
A GUY WANTS TO COME,
HE COMES.
WITH A WOMAN, IT TAKES
A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.
SO THAT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO,
IS MAKE THE EFFORT.
[ Trent ]
HERE'S WHAT WOMEN
DON'T GET, ALL RIGHT ?
GUYS LIKE EATING PUSSY.
I SPEAK FOR MYSELF.
BUT I COULD TAKE A PAPER BAG
DOWN THERE AND JUST HUFF, OKAY ?
[ Trent ]
I COULD DO FUCKIN'
SPREADSHEETS DOWN THERE.
[ Moaning ]
[ Penorisi ]
I WATCH THEM.
I HEAR THEM THINKING,
"SHIT, HE'S DOING ME.I GOT TO
DO HIM."
THEY THINK IT'S SOMETHING
WE DON'T LIKE.
BUT I ASK YOU THIS:
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO
IF YOU DID NOT LIKE IT ?
[ Emma ]
I HAVE THIS ONGOING DISCUSSION
WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS...
ABOUT WHETHER
ORAL SEX IS SEX...
OR WHETHER IT'S JUSA PART OF MAKING OUT.
[ Sara ]THERE'S A WHOLE LISOF SEXUAL ACTS THAT DON'T COUNT,
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
ONE IS A BLOW JOB,
ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE
YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH.
ANOTHER WOULD BE
HAVING SEX IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY
WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION.
THAT DOESN'T COUNT EITHER.
BUT KISSING SOMEONE
YOU REALLY LIKE,
THAT COUNTS.
[ Trent ]
A WOMAN HAS AN ORGASM,
IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN' EARTHQUAKE.
I WAS DOING THIS ONE-- BERTHA.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
IT WAS LIKE A 7.5.
IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKIN'
AT MY DICK GOING, "JESUS,
WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT ?"
[ Jane ]
I KNOW SOME GUYS WHO...
HIDE IT WHEN THEY HUMP.
THEY LITERALLY...
DON'T MAKE A SOUND.
I MEAN, SOME WOMEN
PRETEND THAT THEY'RE COMING
WHEN THEY'RE NOT,
BUT SOME MEN PRETEND
THEY'RE NOT COMING
WHEN THEY ARE.
[ Grunts ]
- YOU, UH--
- WHAT ?
YOU ALL RIGHT ?
YEAH.THAT WAS--
YEAH.
[ Clears Throat ]
BETTER, UM-- YEAH.
[ Coughs ]
[ People Chattering ]
[ Laughter ]
OH, EM, HEY.
WHAT'S WRONG ?
[ Scoffs ]
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
GOD, I JUST GET TOO DRUNK.
[ Sighs ]
YOU ORDERED, LIKE,
THREE BOTTLES OF RED
LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T YA ?
IT WASN'T ALL FOR ME.
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I...
I THINK MAYBE
YOU SHOULD HAVE...
JUST A GLASS FROM NOW ON.
IMEAN...
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT REAL...
ATTRACTIVE...
WHEN YOU WALK AROUND
WITH A BOTTLE IN YOUR HAND
ALL NIGHT.
COME TO THE GYM WITH ME.
WORK OUT ALL THAT POISON.
[ Groans ]
WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO FIGURE ME OUT ?
I NEED GREASE,
AND I NEED FRIES...
AND A BIG GULP.
PLEASE GO WITH ME.
I HATE GOING BY MYSELF.
[ Accordion: Mexican ]
[ Trent ]
AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SLEEP
IN A BED LAST NIGHT.
WHERE'D YOU SLEEP ?
FUCKIN' GUTTER.
WHICH ONE ?
[ Trent ]
I'M PASSED OUT IN THE GUTTER,
RIGHT ?NO MONEY.
THERE MUST'VE BEEN
A CAR ACCIDENT.
I DON'T EXACTLY
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WAKE UP.
[Man Singing,
Muttering]
[ Car Horn Honking ]
[ Tires Screeching, Cars
Crashing ]
- [ Car Alarm Wailing ]
- [ Car Horn Honking ]
[ Alarm Stops ]
[ Hisses ]
YEAH. [ Dispatcher
On Radio, Indistinct ]
[ Trent ]
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M ON
MY WAY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
[ Shawn ]
THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE
IN THE CAR ACCIDENT ?
THEY THOUGHT I FLEW
OUT THE WINDOW.
[ Chuckling ]
THEN WHAT'D YOU DO ?
[ Siren Wailing ] [ Trent
]
I WENT WITH IT...
'CAUSE THEY, YOU KNOW--
WELL, THEY WERE GOING NORTH.
I GOT OUT, AND THEN I
MADE IT A COUPLE OF BLOCKS,
BUT I HAD TO RIDE ON.
I JUST COULDN'T WALK.
JESUS, TRENT.
THE WAY YOU DRINK,
THE TROUBLE YOU GEYOURSELF INTO.
NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT. YEAH.
[ Whitney ]
LAST NIGHT WAS LIKE
NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN.
[ Emma ]
WHAT TIME DID YOU GET HOME ? I
DON'T KNOW.
[ Whitney ]
I WALKED OUTSIDE,
AND I RAN INTO TRENT.
OH, PLEASE.NO.
NO, NO, NO.
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T.
WHAT ?I MEAN,
HE WAS THERE,
[ Groans ] AND HE SAID
HE WAS STRANDED.
SHE TOOK YOU HOME ?
I BONED HER.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT ? SHUUP.
I DID.
I THOUGHT YOU SLEPIN THE GUTTER. NO, NO,
NO, BEFORE THAT.
YOU MADE LOVE...
TO WHITNEY ?
YEAH.
INTERCOURSE ? YEAH.
YOUR PENIS PENETRATED
HER VAGINA ? YEAH.
WELL, WE HAD SEX,
SO, YEAH.
[ Toilet Flushing ]
[ Groans ]
HEY, BLONDE GIRL.
BLONDE GIRL.
BLONDE GIRL.
[ Clattering ]
[ Shawn ]
JESUS.SO THEN
WHAT DO YOU DO ?
[ Trent ]
I SEARCH HER APARTMENFOR A FUCKING RUBBER.
I DIDN'T HAVE ONE
IN MY WALLET.I DIDN'SEE ONE LAYING AROUND.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ?
A DRESSER FULL ?
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH ?
CHICKS HAVE TO STARGETTING PREPARED, MAN.
I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYTHING.
BUT I'M READY TO PUA SANDWICH BAG ON MY DICK.
THAT'S HOW HORNY I AM.
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
DUDE, COME ON.
LIKE YOU NEVER
DID THAT BEFORE ?
NO, I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO CONCEPOF WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU TAKE A SANDWICH BAG,
SLAP IT ON YOUR COCK...
AND FASTEN IWITH A RUBBER BAND.
THAT'S THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
I DO IT EVERY TIMEI
DON'T HAVE A CONDOM.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY FRIGGIN' RUBBER BANDS,
THOUGH, RIGHT ?
AND I WANNA GET LAID.
I AM GOING TO GET LAID.
SO, I CHECK
HER MEDICINE CABINET,
RIGHT ?DUH.
I DON'T KNOW WHYI DIDN'T DO
THAT FIRST.
BUT I FIND SOMETHING THAT'S
EVEN BETTER THAN BAGGIES.
BETTER THAN BAGGIES ?
YEAH.ALKA-SELTZER.
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
THIS IS GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU TAKE A PACKAGE
OF ALKA-SELTZER.
YOU HOLD IT RIGHT IN FRONOF HER SO SHE CAN SEE IT.
YOU TEAR IT OPEN,
AND YOU PRETEND TO PUT IT ON
AS IF IT WERE A CONDOM.
YOU MOUNT UP,
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
SHE THINKS SHE'S PROTECTED.
IT'S DARK IN THERE.
YOU CAN'T TELL SHIFROM SHINOLA.
AND THIS WORKS ?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TRY IT.
HEY, BLONDE GIRL.
BLONDE GIRL,
WHERE'D YOU--
[ Groans ]
OH, MY--
OH, G--
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
AAH !OKAY.AAH !
CAREFUL.THE WATCH !
THAT'S A--
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT YOU !
OH !OH, YEAH.OH.
OKAY,
WHERE ARE WE GOIN' ?
OH, YEAH.OH !OH, THAT'S GOOD.
OH.A LITTLE LOWER
WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
YEAH, RIGHT THERE.AAH !
OKAY, THAT'S LOW ENOUGH.
[ Dance ] I DON'T MIND BEING
TIED UP.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
IT'S ABOUT CONTROL.
I LIKE THAT.I NEED THAT.
I CAN COME VERY BIG
LIKE THAT.
NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH
TO BE TIED UP YET.
UH--
BUT I'M STILL YOUNG.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ANYWAY ?
AAH !
WHOO ! OH, YOU DIRTY
LITTLE WHORE.
[ Laughs ] OH,
THAT'S GOOD.
[ Rick ]
BONDAGE IS OKAY.
I CAN GET INTO THAT.
BUT I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT SPANKING.
I JUST--I--
I THINK I WOULD
FEEL RIDICULOUS.
HA, MOMMY !MMM !
OH.I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
PAY FOR THAT.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Continues ]
HOT WAX IS GOOD.
FEATHERS ARE GOOD.
ICE CAN BE GOOD.
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT MOVIE ?
[ Whitney ]
MORE AND MORE GUYS
ARE INTO THIS.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA
IT WAS SUCH A TURN-ON.
OH !OH, YOU WOULDN'T.
OH, YOU WOULD.OH !
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT THIS HAD A NAME.
OH, I'M S--
I'M SORRY, I'M NOT--
I'M NOT SURE WHAWE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
BECAUSE, UM,
THE PROSTATE IS LIKE A G-SPOT.
AND WHEN A MAN
GETS CLOSE TO ORGASM,
IT DOES THE SAME THING.
I MEAN,
IF PRESSURE IS APPLIED--
AAH! OKAY! ALRIGHT!
OKAY!
[ Laughing ] UH,
YES, OFFICER.
[ Chuckles ]
UH, I.D.'S
IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
THE BEST THING IS...
I STILL GOT THE ALKA-SELTZER.
YOU KNOW,
THAT'S GOOD RIGHT NOW.
THANKS, DUDE.
[Merengue]
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU
ALL MORNING.
MISS JANE ?JANE ? HEY, HOW'S
YOUR HANGOVER ?
MINE TOO.
I'VE BEEN AT THE HOSPITAL
ALL NIGHT.
WHY ?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS,
BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO SARA LAST NIGHT.
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Horn Honking ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Rick ]
WHAT DID HE DO, SARA ?
TELL ME.
FUCK YOU !
[ Sobbing ] JUST LEAVE US
ALONE.
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE MAKING HER WORSE.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
HERE, WE'RE GONNA GO.
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND, OKAY ?
IT'S OKAY.
SHE WENT TO THE POLICE.
SHE'S CHARGING HIM...
WITH RAPE.
OH, MY GOD.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
WHERE'S HE NOW ? HE'S
IN JAIL.
THE COPS PICKED HIM UP
AT SOME BURGER JOINAFTERWARDS.
THE GUY WENFOR A FUCKING BURGER.
[Sirens Wailing]
[Shouting In Native Language]
POLICE COMING !
[ Continues In Native
Language ]
HURRY, HURRY !
[ Native Language ]
RELAX.
GO INSIDE.
SIR, DOES HE HAVE
A WEAPON ?
DON'T MOVE
ONE GODDAMN INCH.
GIVE ME A COUPLE SECONDS,
FELLAS.
MY FRIES ARE ALMOST UP.
WANT IT ?
[ Penorisi ]
JESUS CHRIST.DON'T TELL ME
YOU BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT.
[ Detective ]
WHY SHOULDN'T WE, BIG BOY ?A
STOP CALLING ME BIG BOY,
YOU FAT FUCK.
MIKE, BE POLITE.
I POUNDED HER FACE
AGAINST THE HEADBOARD ?
JESUS.
SHE MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU TWO
QUITE AN INCREDIBLE
PERFORMANCE.
AT LEAST SHE TALKED TO US.
SHE DIDN'T NEED
A GODDAMN LAWYER.
SHE'S NOT BEING ACCUSED
OF ANYTHING, ASSHOLE.
MIKE, STOP IT.
EXCUSE ME.
IF HE WANTS TO TALK,
LET HIM TALK.
HEY, SHE TOLD YOU
SHE'S AN ACTRESS, RIGHT ?
STUDIES IN BEVERLY HILLS.
DID SHE TELL YOU THAT ?
WE KNOW ALL ABOUT HER. [
Woman ]
WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.
BESIDES WHAT WE HEAR
ON ESPN.
PROBABLY COULD'VE BEEN
NOMINATED FOR A FREAKIN'
ACADEMY AWARD.
MIKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE JUSSHUT THE FUCK UP ?
LOOK, AN ATTORNEY WILL BE HERE
WITHIN MOMENTS FROM MY FIRM.
IF YOU JUST--PLEASE. NO, NO, NO.
I GOT MY RIGHTS.
I DID NOT RAPE
SARA WHAT'S-HER-FACE.
OKAY ?
A LOT OF FEMINIST BITCHES
MIGHT SAY OTHERWISE,
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT.
THEY THINK HOLDING HANDS
IS FRICKIN' RAPE. MIKE,
LOOK.
I'M SORRY, BUT,
YOU FUCKING IDIOT !
LISTEN TO YOURSELF !
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
THIS IS THE WAY
IT HAPPENED.
SARA WHAT'S-HER-FACE AND I
GO DOWN BY THE WATER,
DOWN BY HER PLACE.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. [
Chuckling ]
MMM. [ Chuckling Continues
]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckling Continues ]
OHH.
[ Giggles ] [ Grunts ]
[ Chuckles ] [ Moans ]
[ Penorisi ]
WE'RE KISSING, WE'RE
HOOKING UP, WE'RE MAKING OUT.
THIS GIRL IS ALL OVER ME.
ALL OVER ME.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
IT STARTS TO RAIN.
SHE WANTS TO GO INSIDE,
SO WE DID.
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[ Laughing ]
OH, GOD.
WHOO-HOO !
I BETTER GO.
I'M LEAVING.I'M GOING
HOME. I KNOW.
GOOD NIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOOD NIGHT.
BYE.I GOTTA GO.
ME SO TIRED.
I'VE GOT TO--
[ Both Moan ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Moans ]
HARDER.HARDER.
AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE
ANY MOVES BEFORE YOU WENINTO THE BEDROOM ?
YEAH, I KISSED HER PROBABLY,
NORMAL STUFF.
- HICKEYS ALL OVER HER NECK.
- ONLY BECAUSE THAT PSYCHO
BEGGED ME TO.
SHE WANTED TO HAVE MARKS
ON HER NECK TO SHOW
HER STUPID BOYFRIEND.
LOOK, SHE TAKES OFF
MY CLOTHES.
I TAKE OFF HERS.
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER,
AND WE FUCK.
NONE OF THIS HORSE SHITHAT I FORCED MYSELF ON HER.
COME ON, I PLAY FOR THE RAIDERS.
HERE WE GO.
YOU CAN GET A PIECE OF ASS
ANYTIME YOU LIKE, RIGHT ?
SHE NEVER SAID NO,
ALL RIGHT ?
SHE SAID A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT NONE OF THEM
SOUNDED LIKE "NO."
- STICK TO THE SPECIFICS.
- NO, FUCK SPECIFICS, RICK !
FUCK THEM ! [ Sighs ]
I WANNA SAY THIS
ON BEHALF OF ALL THE GUYS WHO
HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
THESE TWO COPS KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THEY'VE BEEN THERE.
SHIT, WE ALL HAVE.
YOU'RE GOIN' AT IWITH SOME CHICK, RIGHT ?
AND SHE SAYS
NOTHIN'S GONNA HAPPEN.
RIGHT ?WRONG.
WHAT DO YOU DO ?
YOU WARM 'EM UP
WITH A LITTLE FOREPLAY.
YOU ASSURE 'EM THAT NO WAY
IS THIS GONNA BE
A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
THEY FUCKIN' CAVE.
THEY'RE DOIN' THE HORIZONTAL
SHUFFLE, AND THEY'RE LOVIN'
EVERY 30 SECONDS OF IT.
IT'S ALWAYS
THE SAME OLD STORY.
"OH, MY GOD.
"NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY ?
I CAN'T DO THIS.
"OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD.
"GO GET A CONDOM.GOOD.
YES.
"WE DON'T HAVE ONE ?
THAT'S OKAY.WE DON'T NEED
ONE.
"I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M DOING
THIS.I'M SUCH A GOOD
GIRL.
- OH, GOD, I NEVER DO THIS."
- LOOK, CAN WE STOP THIS NOW ?
LET HIM TALK. NO, NO. MIKE.
YOU'RE DIGGING
YOUR FUCKING GRAVE HERE, MIKE.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG,
RICK ?
YOU TELL ME.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?
FINE.
[ Both Moaning, Chuckling ]
[ Groaning ] [
Screams ]
SARA ASKED ME
IF I HAD PROTECTION.
I SAID I DIDN'T.
SO I'M EXPECTING
SHE'S GONNA SAY,
"NO GLOVE, NO LOVE."
BUT SHE DOESN'T SAY A THING.
NO, WAIT. YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM ? NO, NO.
I'M SORRY.
YES ! [ Chuckling ]
[ Laughing ]
MMM.
SHE WANTED ME.
I WANTED HER.
[ Moaning ]
[ Moaning Continues ]
YES.
[ Thud ] [ Grunting ]
OW.OW.
YOU OKAY ?ARE YOU OKAY ?
WHAT HAPPENED ? OW. OW.
YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YEAH. COME
ON, GO.
[ Moaning Resumes ] [ Penorisi ]
OH, GOD.OH, MY GOD.
I AM COMING.OH, YEAH !
I AM COMING.OH !
[ Moaning Fades ]
ALL RIGHT.THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE.
- HEY, COWBOY.
- WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE NOT DONE
UNTIL WE SAY IT'S DONE.
[ Scoffs ] NO.
NO.MIKE.
SHE WAS CRAZY,
THOUGH, MAN.
SHE LOOKS NORMAL,
BUT DEEP DOWN, SHE IS GONE.
YAPPIN' ABOUT HER OLD BOYFRIEND
THE WHOLE TIME. [ Sighs ]
YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP.
BEGGING ME TO SUCK HER NECK.
THE WHOLE TIME I'M THINKING,
"THIS CHICK ISA FUCKIN'
PSYCHO."
SHE WANTED TO GET BACK
AT THIS KEITH DOOFUS
FOR DUMPING HER.
THERE'S ANOTHER REASON WHY
SHE GOT SO UPSET,
AND THIS IS SICK IN THE HEAD.
YOU SURE YOU DON'WANT TO COME ?
HOW COULD YOU NOBE STARVING ? I'M
POSITIVE.
[ Penorisi ]RIGHT BEFORE
I LEFT HER PLACE TO GO GEA FUCKING CHEESEBURGER--
OKAY. GOOD NIGHT,
WHITNEY.
WHITNEY ?WHITNEY ? I CALLED
HER
THE WRONG NAME.
WHAT ?WHAT ? JUSGET THE FUCK OUT.
WHITNEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
LEAVE ! I CALLED HER
WHITNEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,
GODDAMN IT !
[ Door Slams ]
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
BECAUSE I MISTOOK HER
FOR ONE OF HER DOPEY FRIENDS.
[ Sighs ]
[ Police Chatter Over Radio ]
[ Man Whistles ] OH, SHIT.
OVER HERE, OVER HERE !
MIKE, MIKE !
CAN WE GET A STATEMENT ? ANY
COMMENTS ?
DO YOU HAVE A STATEMENT ?
OVER HERE, MIKE.
[ Whitney ]
WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT SARA ?
[ Jane ]
JUST WHAT SHE SAID WHEN
I TOOK HER TO THE HOSPITAL.
[ Voice Quavering ]
IS SHE OKAY ?
SHE HAS, LIKE, A BUMP HERE
WITH A CUT...
AND THEN SHE JUST HAS
SOME CUTS AND SOME HICKEYS
ON HER NECK.
SARA, I'M DR. COOK. HI.
[ Whimpering ] IT'S OKAY. IT'S
OKAY.IT'S OKAY. IT'S
OKAY.
NO, NO, NO !
SWEETHEART, IT'S OKAY.
COME ON.IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST THE DOCTOR.
SHE'S JUST HERE TO HELP YOU.
COME HERE.
COME SIT BACK DOWN.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
IT IS A SAFE PLACE.
COME SIT.SARA,
YOU'RE IN A SAFE PLACE.
THEN STOP ! MAYBE, UM--
COME SIT.ALL RIGHT ?
NOW, THE THREE OF US ARE GOING
TO TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET, OKAY ?
ALL RIGHT.IT'S OKAY.
JUST THE THREE OF US
ARE GONNA TAKE THE JACKET OFF.
[ Men Chattering ] [
Woman Over P.A., Indistinct ]
EXCUSE ME, NURSE ?
CAN HER FATHER GIVE US
A STATEMENT, PLEASE ?
CAN WE SPEAK
TO MR. OLSWANG ? STAND
BACK, PLEASE.
[ Voice Quavering ]
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HIM,
YOU KNOW ?
I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD NEVER
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
HE'D NEVER WANT TO SCREW UP
HIS CAREER LIKE THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO--
NO, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE SORRY !
YOU'RE NOT SORRY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SORRY IS.
SORRY IS WHEN THIS
SON OF A BITCH IS IN JAIL
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
SIR ?WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WAIT OUTSIDE, SIR ?
IT'S OKAY. YEAH ?
- YOU SURE ?
- YOU ALL RIGHT ?
I'M OKAY.
I WAS JUST REALLY SCARED.
WE GOT BACK TO MY APARTMENT...
AT ABOUT 3:00,
3:15.
WE WALKED DOWN BY THE OCEAN
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
COME HERE.
MMM.
COME HERE.COME ON.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
[ Scoffs ]
HEY.
COME HERE.COME HERE.COME
HERE.
[ Grunts ]
[ Moaning ]
[ Whitney ]
HE WAS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
AND IT STARTED TO RAIN.
[ Thunder Rumbling ] [ Laughing
]
COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE.
SO, JUST TO GET OUT OF THERE,
WE WENT BACK TO MY APARTMENT.
[ Chuckling ]
UH, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE. YES.
NO, WAIT.
AND I'M TIRED. ONE SECOND, ONE
SECOND,ONE SECOND, ONE
SECOND.
PLEASE.I AM SOAKED
TO THE BONE.COME HERE. NO,
NO, NO.YOU SHOULD GO.
WE GOT TOGETHER A LITTLE BIT.
IT WAS OKAY.
EXCEPT HIS BREATH
MADE ME KIND OF NAUSEOUS.
A LOT OF BOOZE.
[ Sara ]
ANYWAY, COME HERE.
COME HERE. HE TRIED TO
UNDO MY BRA.
BUT HE WAS SO WASTED THAT...
I HAD TO UNDO IT MYSELF.
GET THIS THING OFF.GETHIS THING OFF ! OKAY.
I'LL TAKE IT OFF.
I'LL TAKE IT OFF. [ Yells,
Grunts ]
I DIDN'T MIND, THOUGH,
'CAUSE I KNEW I WASN'GONNA LET IT GO ANY FURTHER.
- 'CAUSE I JUST WANTED TO GO TO
SLEEP.
- WHERE WERE YOU AT THIS TIME ?
MY APARTMENT.
WHERE IN YOUR APARTMENT ?
MY LIVING ROOM.
OKAY.
COME ON.
GET THIS OFF !
- ONE MINUTE.PLEASE.
- STOP !
HE STARTED...
GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
HE SHOVED HIS HAND
UP MY SKIRT.
HE KEPT SAYING THAT...
HE WAS REALLY HORNY, THOUGH...
STOP.LEAVE !
AND THAT HE WAS GONNA GET OFF
WITH OR WITHOUT ME.
LEAVE ! PLEASE. I'M GONNA GEOFF
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
I TOLD HIM THAT IT WOULD
DEFINITELY BE WITHOUT ME.
SO THEN, HE TOOK ME...
COME ON ! AND
GRABBED ME,
AND HE DRAGGED ME
INTO MY ROOM. STOP IT !
PUT ME DOWN ! OKAY.
[ Sobbing ]
HE THREW ME ON THE BED,
LIKE I WAS SOME KIND
OF FUCKING FOOTBALL DUMMY. [
Shouting ]
STOP IT !GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE ! WHAT IS YOUR
PROBLEM ?
AND THEN,
HE--
NO !NO !
HE--
[ Screaming, Groaning ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
STOP !AAAH !
[ Groans ]
- [ Sobbing ]
- STOP !AAH !
A FEW MINUTES... WENT BY,
AND HE HAD HIS ORGASM,
AND THEN HE LEFT.
[ Sighs ]
HAVE WE GOT EVIDENCEOF
PENETRATION ?
- [ Dr. Cook ]YES, WE DO,
OFFICER.
- SEMEN ?
YES.
[ Detective ]
COULD WE HAVE A MINUTE ?
PLEASE, MR. OLSWANG.
THIS IS NOGONNA BE EASY.
THIS GUY, PENORISI,
HE'S GOT A HIGH PROFILE.
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S
GODDAMN JOE MONTANA.
SHH.
[ Sighs ]
[ Dial Tone ]
[ Receiver Beeping ] WHAT'S UP,
BRO ?
DUDE, WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
THAT MIKE GUY...
SUPPOSEDLY...
RAPED SARA LAST NIGHT.
OH, HOLY FUCK.
DUDE, I'M-I'M SORRY.
JESUS CHRIST.
I SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING.I
MEAN--
I SHOULD'VE STOPPED HER FROM
GETTING IN THAT CAR WITH HIM.
OH, YEAH, I COULD--
OH, DUDE, I COULD
SEE THAT HAPPENING.
I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT GUY
DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
FUCK.
FUCK, WHAT HAPPENS NOW ?
[ Penorisi Narrating ]
I MEET A WOMAN IN A BAR.
AND SHE SAYS TO ME,
"I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR."
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK ?
I'M GONNA THINK
SHE'S GONNA COME ACROSS.
WOMEN HIT ON ME ALL THE TIME.
AND THEY ARE NOINTERESTED IN MY MIND.
[ Emma Narrating ]
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUHAVING SEX FORCED ON YOU...
THAT DOES CUT TO THE CHASE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
I'M TALKING ABOUFANTASIES NOW.
THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION
TO RAPE.
I'M JUST SAYING...
THAT'S WHY THE RAPE FANTASY
IS SO APPEALING.
[ Jane Narrating ]
WHEN YOU'RE A KID, IT'S A GAME.
FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE,
THIRD BASE.
AND IF A GUY HITS
A HOME RUN WITH A GIRL,
THEN HE'S A WINNER.
AND SHE'S A SLUT.
IS IT REALLY
ANY DIFFERENT NOW ?
THIS JUST CAME IN
FROM THE STATION. YEAH, THANKS,
MAN.
WANT ME TO STICK AROUND ? NO,
NO, TAKE OFF.
THANKS.
[ Chattering ]
WHERE IS SHE ?
AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
I WANT HIS FUCKING NECK BROKE. I
UNDERSTAND.
HEY, LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
OKAY.
WE'RE GONNA
JUST TELL THE TRUTH.
OKAY.
-WHEN YOU TALK TO THESE LAWYERS,
YOU HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT.
-YEAH.
- YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR STORY
STRAIGHT.
- YEAH, I HEAR YOU.
[ Chattering ]
[ Whispers ]
OH, MY GOD.
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
[ Mr. Olswang ]
THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU FOR.
DON'T TELL ME HOW TOUGH
IT IS.I WANNA KNOW
WHAT MAKES HIS DICK HARD.
IT'S OKAY. [
Chuckles, Sniffles ]
HI, SWEETHEART. HI.
WE NEED TO TALK
FOR A SECOND, OKAY ?
COME HERE.
YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH
ONE COUNT OF SEXUAL ASSAULAND ONE COUNT OF RAPE.
THAT'S 20 YEARS PER COUNIN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
THAT'S JUST WHAYOU'RE UP AGAINST.
[ Jane ]
EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE
EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE...
WILL BE DUG UP
AND USED AGAINST YOU.
YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR SIDE
OF THE STORY, AND THEN
LET THEM GO AFTER HER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE
GONNA DIG UP ON ME, JANE ? YEAH,
WHAT WOULD THEY ASK ?
WHAT DOES IT MATTERWHATHEY FUCKING ASK ?
THE GUY'S A SON OF A BITCH
WHO SHOULD BE EXECUTED. [
Jane ]WE KNOW THAT, EMMA,
BUT IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUHOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS,
YOU'D KNOW THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE.
THE ISSUE IS, IF SHE WAS RAPED,
HOW DO YOU PROVE THAIN A COURT OF LAW ?
- THAT IS THE ISSUE.
- IF ?
IF I WAS RAPED ?
GO AHEAD, JANE.
ASK ME.
ASK ME WHAT YOU THINK
THAT THEY WOULD ASK.
- HOW DID YOU GET HOME ?
- WE TOOK A CAB TO HER PLACE.
- [ Jane ]WHO PAID FOR IT ?
- I DID.
IT'S A LONG RIDE
TO SANTA MONICA.
HOW MUCH WAS IT ?
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS
WITH THE TIP.
PRETTY EAGER OF YOU,
PAYING FOR THE CAB RIDE AND ALL.
WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU THINK
WAS GONNA HAPPEN ?
- WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU GOTHERE ?
- WE WENT DOWN TO THE BEACH.
AND ?
AND... WE GOT TOGETHER,
I GUESS.NO, NO, NO.
HOW DID YOU GET TOGETHER ?
DID YOU KISS ?
DID YOU BALL HER ?
DID YOU FUCK HER IN THE SAND ?
WHAT ?YOU'VE GOTTA TELL ME.
WE KISSED, AND, UH-- [ Jane ]
HE KISSED YOU WHERE ?
- STANDING UP ?SITTING DOWN ?
- DOWN.WE WERE DOWN ON THE SAND.
[ Rick ]AND ?
AND... WE DRY-HUMPED.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
- WE HAD SEX WITH OUR CLOTHES
ON.
OKAY.
AND IT STARTED TO RAIN,AND SHE
WANTED TO GO INSIDE.
AND THEN YOU WENT BACK
TO THE APARTMENT ?
THEN HE CAME INSIDE. [ Rick ]
YOU WENT INSIDE THE APARTMENT.
- WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ?
- I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK, JANE.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
REALLY DRUNK ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER
HAD A BLACKOUT ?
JANE. A LAPSE IN YOUR MEMORY ?
YOU KNOW WHAT A BLACKOUT IS,
DON'T YOU ? JANE, DON'T.
WHY NOT ?
[ Rick ]
ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU STARTED MAKING LOVE.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU--
I PASSED OUT HARD, RICKY,
AND NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER.
[ Jane ]
YOU KNOW WHAT A BLACKOUT IS,
DON'T YOU ?
I DON'T GET LIKE THAT.
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING
YOU DON'T KNOW ?
OKAY.
I DON'T.
GINA PERRY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
[ Rock, Muted ] DON'T YOU
REMEMBER ?
YOU SORT OF BLACKED OUIN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARTY.
[ Muttering ][ Jane ]
SARA !
HI. WHAT YOU DOING ?
HE'S WRITING SOMETHING
ON MY HEAD.
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
HEY, FUCK OFF.
HEY, HONEY, WHY DON'WE GO TO THE BATHROOM--
[ Whitney ]
AND THEN THE NIGHTHAT YOU BROKE UP WITH KEITH.
YOU HAD ALCOHOL POISONING.
WE TOOK YOU TO THE HOSPITAL,
AND THEY PUMPED YOUR STOMACH.
WHOO !
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW MAD YOU WERE THE NEXT DAY ?
HONEY,
THE COURT WILL HAVE RECORDS
OF ALL THIS STUFF.
I DON'T REMEMBER. [
Penorisi ]
I DIDN'T RAPE HER, RICK.
I KNOW I DIDN'T RAPE HER.
DID YOU BLACK OUWITH MIKE PENORISI ?
LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.
SARA, LOOK AT ME.
YOU DIDN'T BLACK OUT,
DID YOU ?
HONEY, JUST LOOK AT ME.
WHAT YOU TOLD ME ATHE HOSPITAL, THAT'S
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, RIGHT ?
I DON'T REMEMBER, OKAY ?
I'M TELLING YOU,
I DON'T REMEMBER !
[ Stammering ]
YOU WANT THE TRUTH ?
THERE IT IS !
LOOK AT ME.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
AND YOU LISTEN TO ME !
I UNDERSTAND YOUR PLIGHT,
AND I SYMPATHIZE.
BUT I AM TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW, BROTHER,
AS YOUR FRIEND,
THE JUDGE AND THE JURY
ARE GONNA THROW THE BOOK
AT "I DON'T REMEMBER."
- MY MIND'S A BLANK, MAN.
- YOU WERE REALLY ELOQUENT WITH
THE COPS LAST NIGHT.
- I CAN'T REMEMBER.
- LOOK AT ME AND ANSWER THE
QUESTION !
- GODDAMN IT, MICHAEL !
- YOU'RE ACCUSING SOMEBODY OF
A FELONY !
I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WILL DO
PRISON TIME UNLESS YOU REMEMBER
EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED !
WILL YOU JUST STOP !
[ Sobbing ]
JANE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAI SHOULD JUST LET HIM WALK ?
YOU'RE A STUPID SON OF A BITCH,
YOU KNOW THAT ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY, RICKY ?
JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY,
AND I'LL SAY IT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
LET'S JUST GO OVER
THE BASICS, ALL RIGHT ?
SHH.
[ Rick ]
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED
IN THE BEDROOM ?
WE HAD SEX.
OKAY.
WHAT KIND OF SEX
DID YOU HAVE ?
MISSIONARY.
[ Chuckling ]
NO, MIKE.
NOT WHAT POSITION.
WAS THE SEX CONSENTED ?
- YEAH.
- SO WHAT KIND OF SEX DID YOU
HAVE ?
CONSENTUAL SEX.
WE HAD CONSENTUAL SEX. THAT'S
PERFECT.THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU
SAY IT.
YOU DIDN'T SAY YES
OR INDICATE
ANY KIND OF CONSENT.
IS THAT RIGHT ?
RIGHT. THEN THAT'S
WHAT YOU SAY.
OKAY ?YOU TOLD HIM NO.
YOU RESISTED, AND HE
FORCED HIMSELF ON YOU.
YES.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'LL SAY.
NO, NO.
NO, MIKE.
YOU'LL SAY IT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
IT IS.
SURE, IT'S TRUE, RICK.
IT IS.
MIKE, LOOK AT ME.
IT IS TRUE, ISN'T IT ?
JANE ?
YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME,
DO YOU ?
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT IT REALLY HAPPENED.
DID IT, SARA ?
'CAUSE IF YOU SAY IT DID,
THEN I BELIEVE YOU. [ Car
Door Opens ]
[ Car Door Closes ] [ Shawn ]
SARA !
HEY.HI.
HEY. HEY.
GOD, I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT. YEAH,
ME TOO.
HEY, BLOND GIRL. HEY. HOW'S IGOIN' ?
I SHOULD'VE BEEN
LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
[ Sara ]
IT'S OKAY.[ Car Engine Starting
]
YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ? YEAH,
I'LL BE FINE.
WHO MADE THE FIRST MOVE ?
SHE DID.
[Conversation Continues,
Indistinct]
[ Dialing ]
[ Telephone Ringing ]
[ Answering Machine ]
HI, IT'S JANE.
LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK. [ Machine
Beeps ]
HI.IT'S RICK.
I'M JUST CALLING TO SAY--
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, ACTUALLY.
EVERYTHING I WANNA SAY
WILL TAKE MORE TIME THAN
I HAVE ON THIS MACHINE.
I JUST THOUGHWE WERE CLOSE TO SOMETHING.
YOU AND ME.YOU KNOW, I--
I JUST THOUGHWE HAD A CHANCE.
I'D JUST...
HATE TO LOSE THAT.
[ Sighs ]
SO CALL ME, WILL YOU ?
DON'T LET THIS THING
COME BETWEEN US.PLEASE ?
OKAY, BYE.
[ Hangs Up Phone ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Man Over Radio ]
TODAY, 70 DEGREES.
WINDS OUT OF
THE NORTH TO NORTHEASAT 12 MILES PER HOUR.
SUNNY AND CLEAR TOMORROW
WITH 70-DEGREE TEMPERATURES--
[ Man #2 On Radio ]
AND LIFE GOES ON,
AND SO DOES THE TRAFFIC.
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HELL.
[ Man #3 ]
NO VERDICT IN THE
MIKE PENORISI DATE-RAPE CASE.
THE LACK OF EVIDENCE
AND CONFLICTING
"HE SAID, SHE SAID" TESTIMONY...
LED YESTERDAY TO A HUNG JURY
IN THE MUCH-PUBLICIZED TRIAL.
[ Switching Channels ]
[ Man #4 ]
IT'S ALL TALK, BABY.
IT'S ALL JUST TALK.
[ Woman On Radio ]I'M SAYING
IT'S NOT ABOUT DATE RAPE. IT'S
ABOUT GETTING LAID.
AND THAT'S OUR TOPIC TODAY. THIS
IS KRCK.
K-WRECK RADIO,
WHERE TALK IS CHEAP,
PHONES ARE GOIN'.
[ Radio Fades ]
[ Trent Narrating ]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND...
PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SEX.
BECAUSE SEX IS NOT DANGEROUS.
IT'S NOT BAD FOR YOU.
UH--
YEAH, THERE'S AIDS.
RIGHT, AIDS.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
EXCEPT FOR THAT.
SO, FINE, ALL RIGHT.
DON'T HAVE SEX.
OR HAVE SEX.
WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
THEN THESE SAME PEOPLE,
WHAT THEY SAY THEY REALLY WANIS THEY WANNA BE IN LOVE.
I THINK IF YOU WANNA
BE SCARED OF SOMETHING,
YOU CAN BE SCARED OF THAT SHIT,
'CAUSE THAT'S--
[ Chuckles ]
I THINK.
[ Shawn Narrating ]
YEAH, LOVE'S DANGEROUS.
BUT PEOPLE SURVIVE.
THERE'S, UH, THERE'S PAIN.
YOU HAVE COMPROMISE
AND SACRIFICE...
AND-AND HARDSHIP.
THOSE ARE ALL
JUST SPEED BUMPS.
[ Whitney Narrating ]
I HAVE THIS NIGHTMARE.
I HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUY,
AND THE NEXT DAY
HE WON'T LEAVE.
HE'S IN MY BEDROOM,
AND HE'S IN MY BATHROOM,
AND HE'S IN MY CEREAL.
AND I JUST--
I CAN'T GET RID OF HIM.
HE JUST KEEPS GETTING
BIGGER AND BIGGER...
AND BIGGER...
UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE.
[ Jane Narrating ]
YEAH, I CAN SEPARATE
SEX AND LOVE.
BUT I STILL WANT THE LOVE,
YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE IT'S THE LOVE
THAT MAKES YOU VULNERABLE.
IT'S THE LOVE
THAT MAKES YOU HURT.
[ Chuckles ]
AND IT'S THE HURTHAT, UH, MAKES YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
[ Rick Narrating ]
THERE'S ALWAYS A DOOR...
YOU DO NOT WANT TO OPEN,
OR A PLACE
YOU DON'T WANNA GO,
OR A QUESTION
YOU DON'T WANNA ANSWER,
OR ONE WORD...
THAT YOU JUSDON'T WANNA HEAR.
BECAUSE IF YOU DO,
YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER
BE THE SAME.
SUCH PRETTY HAIR
MAY I KISS YOU MAY I KISS YOU
THERE
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTIFUL
IF WE ONLY
YOU FEEL SO GOOD TO ME
COME TELL ME IN MY EAR
BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTIFUL
SO VERY BEAUTIFUL
ANOTHER SUNNY DAY
IN L.A.
SPEND IT BREAKING DOWN
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONE
EVERY DAY
CARS GO BY
CARS GO BY
EVERY DAY
[ Vocalizing ]
ANOTHER SUNNY DAY
ALL YOUR WALLS ARE GRAY
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WINDOW OPEN
BUT THERE'S
NO ONE THERE
EVERY DAY
CARS GO BY
CARS GO BY
EVERY DAY
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Ends ]
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Unzipping ]
[ Sighs ]
FUCK.
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Tires Squealing, Engine
Revving ]
[ Car Horn Honking ] [
Gasps ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
[ Horn Honking ]
[ Door Signal Dinging ]
[ Panting ]
[ Man ]
DO YOU HAVE ANY TYLENOL ?
[ Woman ]
HMM, I DON'T THINK SO.
[ Man Chuckling ]
CODEINE ?
[ Thunder Rumbling ] SORRY.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?
MM, I HAVE NO IDEA.
IS THIS YOUR PLACE
OR MINE ?
MINE.
SO THAWOULD MAKE YOU--
JANE. JANE, JANE.
SO THEN I'M,
OF COURSE--
RICK. RICK AND
JANE, RIGHT.
MM-HMM.
I REMEMBER US.
[ Both Chuckling ]
FROM LAST NIGHT,
RIGHT ?
MMM, LAST NIGHT.
YEAH.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT ?
WHAT HAPPENED ?
NO, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
OH, MY GOD, MY HEAD.
OH.
[ Moaning ]
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Tires Screech ]
[ Brakes Screeching ]
[ Door Signal Dinging ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Grunts, Groans ]
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
[ Grunting ]
LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION. OKAY.
WE DIDN'T--
LAST NIGHT, I MEAN, WE--
DID WE--
NO.
GOOD.
WHY GOOD ? 'CAUSE I
LIKE TO THINK
THAT I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED.
MMM.
MMM.
MMM.
MMM. [ Doorbell
Buzzing ]
[ Knocking At Door ]
WHO THE HELL IS THAT ?
WHAT TIME IS IRIGHT NOW ?
IT'S 4:37.
JESUS CHRIST.
[ Doorbell Buzzing ]
DON'T MOVE.
[ Sighs ]
JANE ?
SARA ?
IS THAT YOU ?
HONEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON ?
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE ? ALL
WET.
- HONEY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE ?
- JANE... I SCREWED UP.
- HOW DID YOU SCREW UP ?
- HE ATTACKED ME.
- [ Jane ]WHO ATTACKED YOU ?
- THE FOOTBALL PLAYER.
PENORISI ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS.
IS SHE ALL RIGHT ?
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT DID HE DO, SARA ?
TELL ME.
JUST TELL ME.
FUCK YOU !
[ Jane ]WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
BITCH !
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
HE FUCKIN' RAPED ME.
WHAT ?
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' WASTE
TO THE HUMAN CONDITION,
ALL OF YOU !
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN, OKAY ?
[ Rick ]
THIS GIRL'S FUCKIN' PSYCHOTIC. [
Jane ]RICK, STOP IT !
NO, NO !
RELAX ! [
Screaming ]
[ Sara ]
HE THREW ME
ON THE GROUND !
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT HE
FORCED YOU TO FUCK HIM ?
RICK, STOP IT.
JUST LET HER GO.JUST GET OUT OF
HERE ! LISTEN TO HER.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE MAKING
HER WORSE ?GET OUT OF HERE.
HONEY, IT'S OKAY. ALL
RIGHT.
[ Wailing ]
[ Jane ]
TAKE YOUR JACKET. [
Crying Continues ]
ALL RIGHT.I'M GOING.
BUT LOOK AT HER FACE.
YOU NEED TO GET HER
TO A HOSPITAL. GO ! GET OUT OF
HERE !
[ Door Slams ] [ Sara ]
JANE.
[ Jane ]
WHAT HAPPENED ? I DON'T KNOW,
JANE.
[ Jane ]
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
JUST SIT DOWN.
[ Sara ]
I SCREWED UP, JANE.
[ Jane ]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?
LET'S MEET AT MY PLACE,
AND THEN WE CAN HOOK UP
WITH THE GUYS LATER.
[ Phone Ringing ] YES, WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE
A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
DON'T COME NEAR
MY DESK, GARY !
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND,
COUNSELOR.
IF I'M A LITTLE LATE,
JUST LET YOURSELVES IN, OKAY ?
YEAH.OKAY.BYE.
[ Woman ]
AND THEN LATER
WE'LL GO TO THE POOLROOM.
I'M WORKING THERE TONIGHT.
NO.JANE SAYS TO MEEAT HER HOUSE.
YEAH.8:00, 9:00.
OKAY.THEN WE'LL
JUST GO FROM THERE.
PEOPLE DON'T DATE ANYMORE,
YOU KNOW ?
YOU JUST SORT OF GO OUWITH FRIENDS, AND THEN, UM...
YOU MEET UP AT A RESTAURANOR A CLUB, WHATEVER.
AND THEN EVERYBODY
JUST SORT OF CHECKS
EVERYBODY ELSE OUT,
AND THEN THINGS HAPPEN,
YOU KNOW ?
PEOPLE SORT OF...
CONNECT.
NO MONEY ! [ Woman At Gym ]
OR THEY DON'T.
YEAH--NO, I'LL CALL YOU
BACK LATER, OKAY ?
[ Woman #2 ]
YOU GO OUT WITH
YOUR FRIENDS, RIGHT ?
YOU HANG OUT.
[Arguing In Foreign Language]
YOU TRY NOT TO HAVE
THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE
WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LAID
IN, LIKE, SIX MONTHS,
YOU GEA VERY DESPERATE LOOK.
MEN SEE IT AND RUN.
I'VE SEEN WOMEN AT A BAR
WITH THAT LOOK ON THEM.
AND YOU THINK,
"UGH, SHE'S WAY NEEDY."
SHE'S EITHER...
FUCKED UP...
OR... SHE'S AN ACTRESS.
[ Man ]
LORRAINE, YOU ALL SET ?
OKAY, GO ON IN.
[ Indistinct Chatter ]
[ Sara ]
DATING SPELLS RELATIONSHIP.
BUT, IF YOU'RE JUSHANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE
AND YOU FALL INTO BED WITH THEM,
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE REALLY INVOLVED.
IT'S SAFER, YOU KNOW.IT'S
JUST SEX.
UH-HUH.
OKAY.OKAY,
I GOT YOU.9:00.
HEY, SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW ME.
IF THERE'S PUSSY ON THE MENU,
I AM THERE.OUT.
FOR ME, IT'S NOT A QUESTION
OF "TO DATE OR NOT TO DATE."
FOR ME, IT'S A QUESTION
OF "TO HOSE OR NOT TO HOSE."
AND I HATE MISSING
THE OPPORTUNITY.
I THINK YOU'RE BORN WITH
A CERTAIN NUMBER OF HOSINGS,
AND EACH TIME YOU PASS IT UP,
IT'S GONE FOREVER.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BORN WITH
A CERTAIN NUMBER OF HARD-ONS.
OR MAYBE IT'S MEASURED
IN QUARTS.
OR IN MY CASE, GALLONS.
WHATEVER.
"AS LONG AS THERE'SPUSSY
ON THE MENU" ? THAT'S WHAHE SAID.
JESUS. [ Chuckles
]
YEAH.
YOU READY TO GO ? UH, FIVE
MINUTES.
HEY, RICK, YOU KNOW,
I GOT TRENT WITH ME TONIGHT.
YEAH.WELL, MAYBE
NO ONE WILL NOTICE HIM.
[ Phone Ringing ]
[ Woman Moaning ] [ Ringing ]
HELLO.
HEY, YEAH, MR. THORPE.
HOW YOU DOIN' ?
WHAT SITUATION ? [
Moaning Intensifies ]
RIGHT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, MALAYSIA.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M ALL OVER THAT.
I'M LOOKING AT IRIGHT NOW, IN FACT.
YOU KNOW, I WORK HARD,
I PLAY HARD.
WHY GO OUT WITH
A BUNCH OF GUYS ?
I KNOW WHERE I WANTO END UP, AND IT'S NOWITH A BUNCH OF GUYS.
I DON'T WANT TO END UP
ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED EITHER.
I LIKE TO COME.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.
SHOOT ME.
I BELIEVE IN COURTSHIP.I LIKE
DATING.
I COULDN'T JUST JUMP INTO BED
WITH SOMEBODY,
EVEN IF ALL YOU'RE AFTER
IS JUST THE SEX.
I NEED THE TIME.I NEED THE
PROCESS.
YOU KNOW, THE RITUAL.
IT'S NOT ABOUGETTING CLOSE TO SOMEONE,
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT.
IT'S EASY TO THINK YOU'RE
GETTING CLOSE TO SOMEONE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING SEX
WITH THEM.
BUT, SEE,
THAT'S THE ILLUSION,
BECAUSE IF YOU REALLY
GOT CLOSE TO EVERYONE
THAT YOU FUCKED,
WELL... YOU WOULDN'T BE
THIS LONELY, WOULD YOU ?
[ Man On Radio ]
LONELY IS AS LONELY DOES.
[ Woman On Radio ]
YEAH, AND HERE IT IS, FRIDAY.
POOR GUY !
[ Man ]
ON KRCK, K-WRECK RADIO, BABY.
OKAY, WHERE TALK IS CHEAP.
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS WEEKEND ?
SUNNY AND CLEAR TODAY.
IT'S 70 DEGREES.
SUNNY AND CLEAR TOMORROW.
SEVENTY DEGREES.
SUNNY AND CLEAR, SUNDAY.
SEVENTY DEGREES.
[ People Laughing ]
[ Man ]
ABSOLUTELY, MAN.LOOK.
IF A WOMAN GETS YOU EXCITED...
AND YOU GET AN ERECTION,
IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE SEX
WITH YOU,
YOUR PENIS
IS GONNA FALL OFF.
THAT'S A FACT. IT'S
HAPPENED TO A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS OF MINE.
I'VE HAD BLUE BALLS.
I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE TALKING ABOUT.
NOT THAT, NO.
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE PAIN.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUTHE CONSTANT GRINDING
IN THE CROTCH FOR AN HOUR.
THEN THE DIRTY GIRL HAS
THE AUDACITY TO TELL YOU
SHE'S NOT GONNA GO DOWN ON YOU--
I HATE--I'VE HAD TO KILL
A FEW WOMEN BECAUSE OF THAT.
MYSELF AS WELL.
CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK
TO YOUR STORY ?
ANYWAY, WE'RE OUTSIDE,
AND TWO OF HER FRIENDS
COME UP.
SO TELL ME, EXACTLY HOW DRUNK
ARE YOU AT THIS POINT ? DRUNK ?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
SEE, RICK'S NOT DRUNK AT ALL.
RICK IS FUCKIN' SHIT-CANNED
AT THIS POINT. [ Laughing ]
IT WAS "PUT A FORK
IN ME, DONE !"
THE ONLY THING THAI'M THINKING RIGHT NOW IS,
"PLEASE, GOD, JUST...
LET ME GET MY DICK SUCKED
BEFORE I PASS OUT."
[ Laughing ] [ Women Laughing ]
[ Jane ]
I LIKE BLOW JOBS.I DO.
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUHOW ALL YOUR SENSES ARE JUSCONCENTRATED IN YOUR FACE...
AND WHAT A FRONT ROW SEAIT IS ON THE GUY,
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE ?
[ Woman #2 ]
SOME WOMEN DON'T WANT TO.
SOME WOMEN JUST WON'T.
[ Woman #3 ]PERSONALLY,
I MEAN, I LIKE THE POWER OF IT.
I LIKE BEING IN CONTROL.
YEP.
YEAH, YOUR TEETH
ARE RIGHT THERE.
THE PROBLEM IS ONCE YOU GEDOWN THERE, IT'S KIND OF
AWKWARD TO STOP.
YOU HAVE LOCKJAW. YOUR SALIVA
IS COMING OUT EVERYWHERE.
YOU KNOW,
YOUR EYES ARE WATERING.
I FIND MYSELF THINKING,
"AM I EVEN DOING THIS RIGHT ?"
WELL, YOU LEARN.
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT. LOOK AUS, HONEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS ?
THERE'S THIS CLASS NOW IN L.A.
IT'S A BLOW JOB CLASS.
NO WAY ! NO,
IT'S TRUE.
I HAVE A FRIEND.
HER BOYFRIEND GAVE HER
A GIFT CERTIFICATE.
FROM AN ERGONOMIC DESIGN
STANDPOINT, IT'S JUST SIMPLY
NOT ALL GOING TO FIT.
NOW, THE OTHER THING IS THAFROM A TECHNIQUE STANDPOINT,
YOUR HANDS AND YOUR MOUTH
ARE SO MUCH MORE VERSATILE
THAN YOUR VAGINA.
YOU GOTTA BE HANDS-ON.
YOU GOTTA BE USING YOUR HANDS.
THERE'S A TECHNIQUE.
MOST WOMEN ARE
JUST NOT AWARE OF THIS.
IF YOU REALLY ANALYZE IT,
IT'S A COMBINATION OF
TECHNIQUE AND CONTEXT.
IT'S WHAT'S BEING DONE
AND ACTUALLY WHERE
IT'S BEING DONE.
IN A CAR, UH...IN A
BATHROOM AT A PARTY.
UH... OUTDOORS IS GOOD,
YOU KNOW.
YOU GET PEOPLE NEARBY.
THE DANGER OF BEING CAUGHT'S
VERY GOOD.
YEAH... I LIKE THAT.
IT'S A COMBINATION
OF THREE THINGS:
LIPS, TONGUE, HANDS.
NO TEETH.
[ Chuckles ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
TEETH ARE THE BEST.
FIRST TIME I HAD
MY KNOB SHINED,
SHE HAD BRACES,
ALL RIGHT ?
MY DICK LOOKED LIKE
A FUCKIN' CHEW TOY,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE--
YOU KNOW,
THAT SWEET KIND OF PAIN.
THE WHOLE APPARATUS
SHOULD COME WITH A BLUEPRINT--
PICTURES AND INSTRUCTIONS,
I MEAN--
AND, IN ESSENCE,CREATING AN
IMPOSTER VAGINA.
NOW, LADIES, IF YOU CAN PUTHAT ALL TOGETHER, OKAY ?
[ Man ]
MUSTANG SALLY
[Indistinct Chatter,
Laughing ]
MUSTANG SALLY, BABY
I GUESS YOU BETTER SLOW YOUR
MUSTANG DOWN
YOU'VE BEEN RUNNIN' ALL OVER
TOWN
THEY'RE SQUEALING,
"WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?"
I'M LIKE, "COME ON IN.
WANNA HAVE A LOOK ?" BARKEEP !
LET ME GET FOUR SHOTS OF J.D.
FOR ME AND MY BOYS HERE ! HEY,
PENORISI !
[ Penorisi Grunting ]
CAN I GET A VODKA SODA,
PLEASE, MY LOVE ? VODKA SODA
COMIN' UP.
[ Jane ]
GET ME A DRINK.
TONY, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE,
CAN WE GET A MERLOT,
VODKA TONIC AND A CLUB SODA ?
DRINK. SALUTE.
AHH !
[ Grunts ] CHEERS.
HEY, I NEED
ANOTHER JIM BEAM HERE.
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY,
I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE. [
Laughs ]
WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
[ Gasps ]
FUCKIN'-A, OLD MAN.
SARA, CHILL.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. [ Together ]
WHAT ?
JUST CHILL OUT.
RELAX.EXCUSE ME.
- YEAH, BABY !WHOO !
- LOOSE CANNON !
[ Girls Hooting, Chattering ]
UGH.AW, JESUS.
[ Laughing ]
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FOOD
IN MY STOMACH. I'M MIKEY, BY
THE WAY.
RICKY BEING THE RUDE
PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE IS. I'M
SORRY.
MIKE, SHAWN DENIGAN,
WORKS IN MY OFFICE.
SHAWN, MIKE PENORISI.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I JUST WANNA GET SO FUCKED UP.
I WANNA SING AND SCREAM
AND DANCE ALL NIGHT LONG...
AND PEE IN THE BUSHES
ON THE WAY HOME.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED ? WHA?
YOU NEED A NEW MAN.
SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I DON'T NEED,
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO SHIWITH A MAN, NOTHING.
I REMEMBER YOU
FROM ARIZONA STATE.
THESE GUYS WERE NUMBER ONE.
THEY CAME DOWN TO GEORGIA.
THE KID'S EVERYWHERE.
HE TACKLES, KICKS,
THE WHOLE DEAL. AW, THE
FUCKIN' GAME SUCKED.
WHO DOES HE PLAY FOR ? RAIDERS.
AND HE JUST SIGNED
A $5 MILLION CONTRACT.
AND... HE'S GORGEOUS.
WELL, HIS WALLESOUNDS... GORGEOUS.
YES, HE SOUNDS LIKE JUSYOUR TYPE, MISS SARA.
YEAH.
SHAWN DESPERATELY WANTS
TO BE A RAIDERS FAN,
BUT HE JUST CAN'T.
WHY'S THAT ? WELL, HE HASN'KILLED
ANYONE YET.
PIECE OF SHIT, COME HERE !
COME HERE !
HEY, HEY, HEY !
GUYS, NOT IN THE BAR !
COME ON !
COME ON ! GET OFF
ME,
YOU FRAT BOY !
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE JOKE.
RIGHT ?
TWO GUYS, THEY'RE SO INTO
EACH OTHER THAT THEY WISH
ONE OF 'EM HAD A VAGINA ?
SO THEY BOTH GO TO SWEDEN.
THEY BOTH GET IT DONE
TO SURPRISE THE OTHER ONE.
[ Chuckles ]
THAT'S THE JOKE.
RICKY EVER TELL YOU
HE WAS ALWAYS THE LAST ONE
PICKED FOR KICK BALL ?
[ Both Shouting ]
THE EXCHANGE STUDENTS
WERE MAKING FUN OF HIM !
[ Grunts, Kisses ] [
Laughing ]
FUCKER.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
LET'S GET THIS
LOVELY COUPLE A ROUND.
[ Sara Clapping ]
YEA, MY FAVORITE !
ALL RIGHT, GUYS--
HOW MANY FOOTBALL PLAYERS
ARE COMING TONIGHT ?
THE WHOLE TEAM'S MEETING US.
WE'RE GONNA DO ALL OF 'EM.
OH, YEAH ! WHOO-HOO !
HOW MANY IS THAT ?
[ Sighs ]
SO HOW MANY
ARE GONNA BE THERE ?
THREE, MAYBE FOUR.
GOOD-LOOKING,
THESE CHICKS ? WHADO YOU THINK ?
HAVE I MET SHAWN ? I
DON'T THINK SO.
HE'S THE ONE THAINTRODUCED ME TO RICK.
THEY WORK TOGETHER.
WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THIS LAWYER,
THIS ONE YOU'RE AFTER ?
JANE.
HER NAME IS JANE.
SHE'S, UH, PRETTY SPECIAL,
THIS GIRL.
[ Rick ]
YOU'LL SEE.
YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU MEET HER.
SHE'S A CLERK
AT THE D.A.'S OFFICE.
SHAWN INTRODUCED US.
HE'S DATING A FRIEND
OF HERS-- SARA. TWO LAWYERS IN
BED TOGETHER.
ANYWAY, SHAWN IS LIKE
THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
- HE TAKES ME TO THE MOSAMAZING PLACES.
- [ Shawn ]WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
PRETTY NICE, HUH ?
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
[ Sara ]
HE ORDERS FOR BOTH OF US.
HE OPENS DOORS.
YOU JUST LIKE HIM
'CAUSE HE ORDERS APPETIZERS.
I ALWAYS SAID
I WOULD NEVER MARRY A GUY
UNLESS HE ORDERS APPETIZERS.
IT IS A TRUE REFLECTION
OF HIS LIFESTYLE.
WE SHOULD START WITH
SOME APPETIZERS, HUH ?
I LOVE APPETIZERS.
[ Sara ]WE WENT OUT TWICE
TOGETHER ALREADY, AND THE GUY
DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO KISS ME.
HONEY... HE HASN'KISSED YOU YET...
BECAUSE HE RESPECTS YOU.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT CONCEPT ?
NO ! [ Laughing ]
I CAN'T, YOU KNOW.
THIS WHOLE NICE GUY THING
IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.
IT'S JUST TOO PERSONAL.
[ Toilet Flushing ] [
Groans ]
[ Woman From Gym ]
I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT IT.
LET'S JUST GO OUT TONIGHAND HAVE FUN. [ Other Women ]
YEAH.
[ Sara ]
I LIKE SHAWN, I DO,
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN,
HE DOESN'T EVEN DRINK.
[ Coughs ]
[ Snorting ]
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN
BEEN TO A CLUB SINCE ME
AND KEITH BROKE UP.
THAT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO.
KEITH IS NOTHING BUA TEENY MEMORY NOW.
VERY TEENY.
[ Laughter ]
YOU GOOD TO GO ?
YEAH.YOU GUYS MIND
IF WE, UH, GRAB
A BITE TO EAT ?
ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S THREE GUYS, RIGHT ?
RICK, SHAWN AND MIKE.
- IS THERE A FOURTH ?
- THERE IS, AND THERE ISN'T.
IS HE HOT ?HUH ? OH,
NO, IT'S TRENT.
OH, COME ON. NO,
NO, NO !
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRENT.
'SUP, NIGGAH ?
[ Penorisi ]
HOLY FUCKING WEST HOLLYWOOD.
JESUS, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU THINKING ?
I JUST PLAYED FUCKIN' 18.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
GO HOME AND CHANGE ?
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
WEAR THIS FOR GOLF ? EXCUSE ME.
SILENCE.
YOU WANT ANOTHER BURRITO,
FAT BOY ? FUCK OFF, STEROID.
BETTER NOT BE
FARTING NEAR ME.
HOW'S IT GOING, PAL ?
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING. MICHAEL,
THIS IS TRENT.
I JUST MADE TEN GRAND
OFF THIS MEXICAN CONGLOMERATE.
FUCKIN' MERGED,
AND I CALLED IT.
STOCK GETS FIVE PERCENGOBBLED UP, AND IT'S
TIME TO CELEBRATE.
A LITTLE GOLF
AT THE BRENTWOOD COUNTRY CLUB,
A LITTLE BOOZE, A LITTLE PUSSY.
MIKEY, BOOZE,
BOY, HUH ?
OH.
HERE YOU GO. AH, DUDE,
OUTSTANDING.
DO YOU MIND ?
GO AHEAD. THANK YOU.
YES, TRENT !
I LIKE IT !
IT IS GONNA GEU-G-L-Y TONIGHT.
WHO AM I GONNA FUCKIN'
BONE TONIGHT ?WHITNEY ?
WHAT'S THIS NOW ?
SHE'S ALL OVER MY SHILAST WEEK.SHE WAS GRABBING
MY HOG AND EVERYTHING.
YEAH, TRENT, YOU GOA NICE WAY WITH WOMEN THERE.
[ Grunts ]
I THINK IT'S A COMBO
THING-- SEXY CLOTHES,
CHARMING PERSONALITY.
FUCK, AM I GONNA SEE
ANY PUSSY TONIGHT, OR AM I
GONNA SWING MY DICK...
AT YOU GUYS
EATING BACON TACOS ?
I GOTTA TAKE A PISS. I HOPE WE
DON'T BEATHE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY.
[ Sighs ]
[ Hooting ]
WAIT.COOPER,
WHAT IS SO WRONG
WITH TRENT ?
OH, MY GOD !
HE'S A FRIGGIN'
DORK, JANE.
HE WAS SO DRUNK
AT THIS PLACE ONE NIGHT.
HE WAS SCAMMING
ON THIS WOMAN, AND HE'D
SMILE BACK AT US...
LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE JEALOUS.
IS THAT THE GUY
WE SAW THAT NIGHT ?
THE NIGHT WE ENDED UP AT CUE'S.
YOU HAD TO SEE
THE GIRL HE WAS WITH.
SHE WAS, UGH !
[ Cooper ]
SHE WAS SO NO GIRL.
WHATEVER IT WAS HAD TO
HAVE BEEN TOTALLY 60.
SHE HAD THE BIGGESRED, FRIZZY HAIR
AND THE BIGGEST--
HER BOOBS ARE LIKE THIS BIG,
AND HIS FACE WAS STUCK
IN BETWEEN--
[ Cooper ]
THAT WAS SO GROSS. [ Sara ] IWAS HORRIBLE.
[ Trent Narrating ]
YOU TAKE YOUR
20-YEAR-OLD, RIGHT ?
GREAT BODY.
NO CONTEST.
YOU WANT SKILLS,
YOU GOTTA GO
AT LEAST 30, 35.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP
A LITTLE BIT OF TONE FOR THAT,
BECAUSE 30, 35, I DON'T CARE,
YOU GO TO THE GYM TWICE, THREE
TIMES A DAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER,
THE 20-YEAR-OLD BODY'S
GOING BYE-BYE.
BUT YOU GET OVER
THAT VISUAL THING,
AND I'LL TELL YOU,
YOU HAVE NEVER HAD
WHAT YOU'LL HAVE
WITH A 40-YEAR-OLD WOMAN,
IF IT'S THE RIGH40-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
AND IF YOU WERE EVER
FORTUNATE ENOUGH...
TO RUN INTO THE RIGH50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN...
OH, MY GOD,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU GOT NO FUCKIN' IDEA.
[ Jane ]
HE WAS SUCKING
HER BOOBS AT THE BAR ?
YEAH, THEN HE PASSED OUON THEM, THEN THE BOUNCER
KICKED THEM BOTH OUT.
SPEAKING OF BOOBS,
MINE HURT LIKE HELL.
DON'T WORRY.
THEY'RE STILL NEW.
I KNOW, BUT THEY HAVEN'LOOSENED UP AT ALL.
THEY'RE LIKE CHUNKS
OF GRANITE STICKING OUOF MY CHEST.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU MAKE 340 A NIGHWORKING IN THIS PLACE.
[ Jane ]
EMMA, SHE WORKS HARD. [
Emma ]NO, I WORK HARD.
SHE HANDS OUFUCKIN' JELL-O.HEY, JEFF.
HOW YOU DOIN' ? HI,
SWEETIE.
LOOKIN' GOOD.I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE WORKING TONIGHT. YEP.
HOW MANY IN YOUR PARTY ? FOUR.
COME ON IN, LADIES.
THANK YOU.
[ Techno ]
BETTER CHECK IT OUT.
[ Club-goers Chattering ]
[ Man ]
BOBBY !WHAT'S UP ?
[ Cheering ]
[ Shawn ]
RICK.
WHAT HAPPENED TO TRENT ?
DIDN'T HE GET IN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND US.
YOU CAN GO.
EXCUSE ME. AW--
WHAT DO YOU GUYS MAKE ?
LIKE WHAT, TEN BUCKS AN HOUR ?
IT'S A NIGHT JOB. WHADO YOU DO IN THE DAY ?
SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ?
YOU HAVE BAKE SALES ?
DO YOU COLLECON YOUR PAPER ROUTE ?
I WOULDN'T LET YOU IN
EVEN IF I WANTED YOU IN,
THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED, MORON !
FUCK YOU, MAN !FUCK YOU !
DON'T FORGEYOUR GOLF CLUBS NEXT TIME !
POSERS !
IS SARA THE ONE
IN THE MINISKIRT ?
SHE IS
FUCKIN' NAILS, MAN !
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Men Shouting ]
[ Women Hooting ]
[ People Cheering, Applauding ]
YEAH !
MIKEY !
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !
THREE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
[ Penorisi ]
HEY, MAN, I WANTHAT SARA CHICK.
YOU HEAR
WHAT I'M SAYING ?
LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
SHE'S TAKEN, BRO,
ALL RIGHT ?
BY WHO, THE CHARLATAN
NEXT TO YOU ?PLEASE.
[ Siren Continues ]
[ People Cheering ]
BARKEEP.
SHOT, PLEASE.
SHOT OF WHAT ?
TEQUILA.
[ Whooping ]
[ Jane, Rick Laughing ]
EXCUSE ME.
HI.MIKE, I'M JANE.
THIS IS EMMA
AND THIS IS SARA. HI.
YUP.
[ Continues, Muffled ]
HEY.HEY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO WORK.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE TRAY. FOR
THAT,
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
THANK YOU, WHITNEY ! ALL RIGHT.
SHOTS COMIN' AROUND !
SHOTS, PEOPLE !
AHHH !
I FORGOT.
WHAT IS IT YOU DO AGAIN ?
YOU'RE AN ASPIRING ACTRESS ?
YEAH. RIGHT.
THAT'S GREAT.
AND YOU'RE A DIRECTOR ?
RIGHT, RIGHT.
WELL, I'M AVAILABLE,
UM, FOR SEX.
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE PERFECT.
IF YOU WOULD TAKE
A NUMBER OVER THERE.
I'VE GOT A NUMBER OF AUDITIONS,
BUT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YA, SWEET PEA. OKAY.
THANKS.
[ Dance Music Fades ]
[ Whitney ]
THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY BASIC...
AND... BIOLOGICAL,
I THINK,
ABOUT LETTING SOMEONE
INTO YOUR BODY.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A--
A CERTAIN...
LOSS OF CONTROL...
COMES WITH THAT.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANTO BE IN CONTROL.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANTO LOSE CONTROL.
[ Rick ]
I DON'T WANT TO GET HURBY A WOMAN.
SO IF I'M GONNA BREAK DOWN
THE WALL, LET HER INTO
THE PSYCHE, INTO THE HEART,
IT'S-- IT'S GOTTA BE
THE RIGHT PERSON.
IT'S-IT'S NOA BIG DEAL TO FIGURE OUWHO YOU WANT TO FUCK.
BUT WHO YOU WANT TO LOVE,
HOW DO YOU FIGURE
THAT OUT ?
[ Dance Music Resumes ] [
People Shouting, Cheering ]
OH, YEAH.OH, OH, OH !
YEAH, BABY.
COME ON.
THANKS.
TWO FOR THE ROAD.
THANK YOU.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
DOMO ARIGATO,MR.
ROBOTO.
SARA ! THANK YOU.
THANKS. PENORISI.
WHAT ? HAVE ANOTHER COCKTAIL,
WHY DON'T YOU ?
JESUS CHRIST.
[ Laughing ]
[ Shawn ]
MEN HAVE SEX, RIGHT ?
WOMEN HAVE SEX, SURE.
PEOPLE FUCK.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
BUT HERE'S THE THING.
I--HERE'S THE THING
IN A NUTSHELL.
SEX... WITHOUT LOVE...
EQUALS VIOLENCE.
SEX WITHOUT LOVE
EQUALS VIOLENCE.
THERE'S NO WAY
AROUND IT. [ Cheering Grows
Louder ]
SEX WITHOUT LOVE...
EQUALS VIOLENCE.
[ Music, Cheering Fade ]
[ Dog Barking In Distance ]
SHIT.
[ Mutters ]
[ Gate Creaking ]
[ Both Giggling ]
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
[ Gate Slams, Dog Continues
Barking ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Exhales ]
I HAVE ISSUES.
AT LEAST YOU REALIZE THAT,
AND YOU CAN GET YOURSELF
SOME TREATMENT.
[ Trent ]
DUDE, THESE CLOTHES
SMELL LIKE FUCKIN' GARBAGE.
I CAN SMELL THEM
FROM HERE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SPENTHE NIGHT ON THE CORNER
OF FLORENCE AND NORMANDIE.
WILSHIRE
AND SIXTH.
WHAT THE HELL'S
ON WILSHIRE AND SIXTH ?
TRUST ME,
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING.
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT ? AW,
DUDE,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY VICODIN ?
NO.
THANKS, TRENT.THAT'S NICE.
NOW I KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF
IF I'M EVER TRYING NOT TO COME.
WHO WAS THAT DUDE
AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT THAHAD ALL THE BODYGUARDS ?
[ Shawn ]
SOME MOVIE STAR, I THINK.
WHAT WAS HE
FREAKING OUT ABOUT ?
PENORISI.
PENORISI GOT INTO A FIGHWITH ONE OF THE BODYGUARDS.
EXCUSE ME.
[ Grunts, Chuckles ]
WAIT HERE !
I'M GONNA SIGN OUT ![ Shawn ]
SARA !
HERE.THIS'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER. HI.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. I'M
OKAY.
- I LEFT A JACKET BACK THERE
WITH THAT GUY!
- TAKE IT EASY.
YOU LOOK CUTE. THANKS.
HERE'S YOUR JACKET.
WHAT'S UP, SHAWN ?
WHERE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT ?
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU !
LISTEN,
WE'RE OUTTA HERE !
[ Grunts ]
HA-HA !
WELL, THE LEAD BODYGUARD,
HE COMES CRASHING
THROUGH THE DANCE FLOOR,
CUTTING A LITTLE SWATH
THROUGH THE CROWD.
PENORISI. WHAT ?
JESUS, HAVE
ANOTHER COCKTAIL,
WHY DON'T YA ?
I COULD SEE THE WHOLE THING
DEVELOPING, SO, OF COURSE,
MY PUNY ASS MAKES WAY.
HERE'S YOUR VICAGE,
KIDDO.
THESE GUYS WERE BEASTS.
I KNOW.THEY WEREN'T SMALL.
CAN--MAKE YOURSELF
USEFUL THERE, WILL YA ?
NO, THEY WEREN'T SMALL.
THE BODYGUARD COULDN'GET THROUGH.HE CAME UP
TO MIKE AND PUSHED HIM...
WHILE SARA WAS STILL
ON HIS SHOULDERS.
PENORISI.JESUS, HAVE
ANOTHER COCKTAIL, WHY DON'T YA ?
WHAT ?
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THE WAY !
NO SHIT. YEAH.
SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE BAR.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ? NO.
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THE WAY !
ARE YOU OKAY ?
YOU OKAY ? YEAH.
BABY.I GOT HER.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
EXCUSE ME. [ Grunts ]
HEY !HEY, HEY !
COME ON !COME ON !
LET'S GO !
OUTSIDE !RIGHT NOW !OUTSIDE,
NOW !
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND !
LET'S GO OUTSIDE !LET'S GO !
[ Grunts, Sniffs, Spits
] [ Onlookers Groan ]
- OH, MAN.
- [ Groans ]
[ Punch Landing, Men Shouting ]
- HE'S ON HIS ASS.
- [ Man ]TAKE HIM OUT, MIKE.
FUCK YOU !
- YEAH ?
- [ Bodyguard Groaning ]
[ Man ]
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
[ Man #1 ]
GET UP. [ Man #2 ] COME ON.
[ Groaning ]
[ Onlookers Murmuring ] [
Man ]
COME ON, MARCUS.
HUH ?HUH ?
GONNA MAKE ME YOUR BITCH ?
HUH ?GONNA TRY AND MAKE ME
YOUR GIRLFRIEND ?
I'M OUT !
[ Bodyguard Groans ]
[ Ignition Starts ]
WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT--
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?
NOTHIN'.
[ Mutters ]
NOTHIN'.
YOU OKAY ?
SURE.
YOU WANT SOME ? NAH, I DON'DRINK.
ME EITHER.
[ Tires Squealing ]
BETTER GO BACK INSIDE.
[ Laughs ]
[ Rick ]
SOMETIMES THERE'S JUSTHIS NEED TO COME.
IT JUST...
SORT OF TAKES OVER.
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
WHO, WHEN, WHERE OR HOW.
IT'S ACTUALLY
NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT.
IT'S JUST... ABOUT COMING.
GOD.
[ Shawn ]
THE THING ABOUT IT IS THIS:
A GUY WANTS TO COME,
HE COMES.
WITH A WOMAN, IT TAKES
A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.
SO THAT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO,
IS MAKE THE EFFORT.
[ Trent ]
HERE'S WHAT WOMEN
DON'T GET, ALL RIGHT ?
GUYS LIKE EATING PUSSY.
I SPEAK FOR MYSELF.
BUT I COULD TAKE A PAPER BAG
DOWN THERE AND JUST HUFF, OKAY ?
[ Trent ]
I COULD DO FUCKIN'
SPREADSHEETS DOWN THERE.
[ Moaning ]
[ Penorisi ]
I WATCH THEM.
I HEAR THEM THINKING,
"SHIT, HE'S DOING ME.I GOT TO
DO HIM."
THEY THINK IT'S SOMETHING
WE DON'T LIKE.
BUT I ASK YOU THIS:
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO
IF YOU DID NOT LIKE IT ?
[ Emma ]
I HAVE THIS ONGOING DISCUSSION
WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS...
ABOUT WHETHER
ORAL SEX IS SEX...
OR WHETHER IT'S JUSA PART OF MAKING OUT.
[ Sara ]THERE'S A WHOLE LISOF SEXUAL ACTS THAT DON'T COUNT,
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
ONE IS A BLOW JOB,
ESPECIALLY WITH SOMEONE
YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH.
ANOTHER WOULD BE
HAVING SEX IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY
WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION.
THAT DOESN'T COUNT EITHER.
BUT KISSING SOMEONE
YOU REALLY LIKE,
THAT COUNTS.
[ Trent ]
A WOMAN HAS AN ORGASM,
IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN' EARTHQUAKE.
I WAS DOING THIS ONE-- BERTHA.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
IT WAS LIKE A 7.5.
IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKIN'
AT MY DICK GOING, "JESUS,
WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT ?"
[ Jane ]
I KNOW SOME GUYS WHO...
HIDE IT WHEN THEY HUMP.
THEY LITERALLY...
DON'T MAKE A SOUND.
I MEAN, SOME WOMEN
PRETEND THAT THEY'RE COMING
WHEN THEY'RE NOT,
BUT SOME MEN PRETEND
THEY'RE NOT COMING
WHEN THEY ARE.
[ Grunts ]
- YOU, UH--
- WHAT ?
YOU ALL RIGHT ?
YEAH.THAT WAS--
YEAH.
[ Clears Throat ]
BETTER, UM-- YEAH.
[ Coughs ]
[ People Chattering ]
[ Laughter ]
OH, EM, HEY.
WHAT'S WRONG ?
[ Scoffs ]
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
GOD, I JUST GET TOO DRUNK.
[ Sighs ]
YOU ORDERED, LIKE,
THREE BOTTLES OF RED
LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T YA ?
IT WASN'T ALL FOR ME.
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I...
I THINK MAYBE
YOU SHOULD HAVE...
JUST A GLASS FROM NOW ON.
IMEAN...
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT REAL...
ATTRACTIVE...
WHEN YOU WALK AROUND
WITH A BOTTLE IN YOUR HAND
ALL NIGHT.
COME TO THE GYM WITH ME.
WORK OUT ALL THAT POISON.
[ Groans ]
WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO FIGURE ME OUT ?
I NEED GREASE,
AND I NEED FRIES...
AND A BIG GULP.
PLEASE GO WITH ME.
I HATE GOING BY MYSELF.
[ Accordion: Mexican ]
[ Trent ]
AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SLEEP
IN A BED LAST NIGHT.
WHERE'D YOU SLEEP ?
FUCKIN' GUTTER.
WHICH ONE ?
[ Trent ]
I'M PASSED OUT IN THE GUTTER,
RIGHT ?NO MONEY.
THERE MUST'VE BEEN
A CAR ACCIDENT.
I DON'T EXACTLY
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WAKE UP.
[Man Singing,
Muttering]
[ Car Horn Honking ]
[ Tires Screeching, Cars
Crashing ]
- [ Car Alarm Wailing ]
- [ Car Horn Honking ]
[ Alarm Stops ]
[ Hisses ]
YEAH. [ Dispatcher
On Radio, Indistinct ]
[ Trent ]
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M ON
MY WAY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
[ Shawn ]
THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE
IN THE CAR ACCIDENT ?
THEY THOUGHT I FLEW
OUT THE WINDOW.
[ Chuckling ]
THEN WHAT'D YOU DO ?
[ Siren Wailing ] [ Trent
]
I WENT WITH IT...
'CAUSE THEY, YOU KNOW--
WELL, THEY WERE GOING NORTH.
I GOT OUT, AND THEN I
MADE IT A COUPLE OF BLOCKS,
BUT I HAD TO RIDE ON.
I JUST COULDN'T WALK.
JESUS, TRENT.
THE WAY YOU DRINK,
THE TROUBLE YOU GEYOURSELF INTO.
NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT. YEAH.
[ Whitney ]
LAST NIGHT WAS LIKE
NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN.
[ Emma ]
WHAT TIME DID YOU GET HOME ? I
DON'T KNOW.
[ Whitney ]
I WALKED OUTSIDE,
AND I RAN INTO TRENT.
OH, PLEASE.NO.
NO, NO, NO.
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T.
WHAT ?I MEAN,
HE WAS THERE,
[ Groans ] AND HE SAID
HE WAS STRANDED.
SHE TOOK YOU HOME ?
I BONED HER.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT ? SHUUP.
I DID.
I THOUGHT YOU SLEPIN THE GUTTER. NO, NO,
NO, BEFORE THAT.
YOU MADE LOVE...
TO WHITNEY ?
YEAH.
INTERCOURSE ? YEAH.
YOUR PENIS PENETRATED
HER VAGINA ? YEAH.
WELL, WE HAD SEX,
SO, YEAH.
[ Toilet Flushing ]
[ Groans ]
HEY, BLONDE GIRL.
BLONDE GIRL.
BLONDE GIRL.
[ Clattering ]
[ Shawn ]
JESUS.SO THEN
WHAT DO YOU DO ?
[ Trent ]
I SEARCH HER APARTMENFOR A FUCKING RUBBER.
I DIDN'T HAVE ONE
IN MY WALLET.I DIDN'SEE ONE LAYING AROUND.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ?
A DRESSER FULL ?
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH ?
CHICKS HAVE TO STARGETTING PREPARED, MAN.
I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYTHING.
BUT I'M READY TO PUA SANDWICH BAG ON MY DICK.
THAT'S HOW HORNY I AM.
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
DUDE, COME ON.
LIKE YOU NEVER
DID THAT BEFORE ?
NO, I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO CONCEPOF WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU TAKE A SANDWICH BAG,
SLAP IT ON YOUR COCK...
AND FASTEN IWITH A RUBBER BAND.
THAT'S THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
I DO IT EVERY TIMEI
DON'T HAVE A CONDOM.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY FRIGGIN' RUBBER BANDS,
THOUGH, RIGHT ?
AND I WANNA GET LAID.
I AM GOING TO GET LAID.
SO, I CHECK
HER MEDICINE CABINET,
RIGHT ?DUH.
I DON'T KNOW WHYI DIDN'T DO
THAT FIRST.
BUT I FIND SOMETHING THAT'S
EVEN BETTER THAN BAGGIES.
BETTER THAN BAGGIES ?
YEAH.ALKA-SELTZER.
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
THIS IS GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU TAKE A PACKAGE
OF ALKA-SELTZER.
YOU HOLD IT RIGHT IN FRONOF HER SO SHE CAN SEE IT.
YOU TEAR IT OPEN,
AND YOU PRETEND TO PUT IT ON
AS IF IT WERE A CONDOM.
YOU MOUNT UP,
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
SHE THINKS SHE'S PROTECTED.
IT'S DARK IN THERE.
YOU CAN'T TELL SHIFROM SHINOLA.
AND THIS WORKS ?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TRY IT.
HEY, BLONDE GIRL.
BLONDE GIRL,
WHERE'D YOU--
[ Groans ]
OH, MY--
OH, G--
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
AAH !OKAY.AAH !
CAREFUL.THE WATCH !
THAT'S A--
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT YOU !
OH !OH, YEAH.OH.
OKAY,
WHERE ARE WE GOIN' ?
OH, YEAH.OH !OH, THAT'S GOOD.
OH.A LITTLE LOWER
WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
YEAH, RIGHT THERE.AAH !
OKAY, THAT'S LOW ENOUGH.
[ Dance ] I DON'T MIND BEING
TIED UP.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
IT'S ABOUT CONTROL.
I LIKE THAT.I NEED THAT.
I CAN COME VERY BIG
LIKE THAT.
NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH
TO BE TIED UP YET.
UH--
BUT I'M STILL YOUNG.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ANYWAY ?
AAH !
WHOO ! OH, YOU DIRTY
LITTLE WHORE.
[ Laughs ] OH,
THAT'S GOOD.
[ Rick ]
BONDAGE IS OKAY.
I CAN GET INTO THAT.
BUT I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT SPANKING.
I JUST--I--
I THINK I WOULD
FEEL RIDICULOUS.
HA, MOMMY !MMM !
OH.I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
PAY FOR THAT.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Continues ]
HOT WAX IS GOOD.
FEATHERS ARE GOOD.
ICE CAN BE GOOD.
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT MOVIE ?
[ Whitney ]
MORE AND MORE GUYS
ARE INTO THIS.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA
IT WAS SUCH A TURN-ON.
OH !OH, YOU WOULDN'T.
OH, YOU WOULD.OH !
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT THIS HAD A NAME.
OH, I'M S--
I'M SORRY, I'M NOT--
I'M NOT SURE WHAWE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
BECAUSE, UM,
THE PROSTATE IS LIKE A G-SPOT.
AND WHEN A MAN
GETS CLOSE TO ORGASM,
IT DOES THE SAME THING.
I MEAN,
IF PRESSURE IS APPLIED--
AAH! OKAY! ALRIGHT!
OKAY!
[ Laughing ] UH,
YES, OFFICER.
[ Chuckles ]
UH, I.D.'S
IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
THE BEST THING IS...
I STILL GOT THE ALKA-SELTZER.
YOU KNOW,
THAT'S GOOD RIGHT NOW.
THANKS, DUDE.
[Merengue]
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU
ALL MORNING.
MISS JANE ?JANE ? HEY, HOW'S
YOUR HANGOVER ?
MINE TOO.
I'VE BEEN AT THE HOSPITAL
ALL NIGHT.
WHY ?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS,
BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO SARA LAST NIGHT.
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Horn Honking ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Rick ]
WHAT DID HE DO, SARA ?
TELL ME.
FUCK YOU !
[ Sobbing ] JUST LEAVE US
ALONE.
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE MAKING HER WORSE.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
HERE, WE'RE GONNA GO.
SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND, OKAY ?
IT'S OKAY.
SHE WENT TO THE POLICE.
SHE'S CHARGING HIM...
WITH RAPE.
OH, MY GOD.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
WHERE'S HE NOW ? HE'S
IN JAIL.
THE COPS PICKED HIM UP
AT SOME BURGER JOINAFTERWARDS.
THE GUY WENFOR A FUCKING BURGER.
[Sirens Wailing]
[Shouting In Native Language]
POLICE COMING !
[ Continues In Native
Language ]
HURRY, HURRY !
[ Native Language ]
RELAX.
GO INSIDE.
SIR, DOES HE HAVE
A WEAPON ?
DON'T MOVE
ONE GODDAMN INCH.
GIVE ME A COUPLE SECONDS,
FELLAS.
MY FRIES ARE ALMOST UP.
WANT IT ?
[ Penorisi ]
JESUS CHRIST.DON'T TELL ME
YOU BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT.
[ Detective ]
WHY SHOULDN'T WE, BIG BOY ?A
STOP CALLING ME BIG BOY,
YOU FAT FUCK.
MIKE, BE POLITE.
I POUNDED HER FACE
AGAINST THE HEADBOARD ?
JESUS.
SHE MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU TWO
QUITE AN INCREDIBLE
PERFORMANCE.
AT LEAST SHE TALKED TO US.
SHE DIDN'T NEED
A GODDAMN LAWYER.
SHE'S NOT BEING ACCUSED
OF ANYTHING, ASSHOLE.
MIKE, STOP IT.
EXCUSE ME.
IF HE WANTS TO TALK,
LET HIM TALK.
HEY, SHE TOLD YOU
SHE'S AN ACTRESS, RIGHT ?
STUDIES IN BEVERLY HILLS.
DID SHE TELL YOU THAT ?
WE KNOW ALL ABOUT HER. [
Woman ]
WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.
BESIDES WHAT WE HEAR
ON ESPN.
PROBABLY COULD'VE BEEN
NOMINATED FOR A FREAKIN'
ACADEMY AWARD.
MIKE, WOULD YOU PLEASE JUSSHUT THE FUCK UP ?
LOOK, AN ATTORNEY WILL BE HERE
WITHIN MOMENTS FROM MY FIRM.
IF YOU JUST--PLEASE. NO, NO, NO.
I GOT MY RIGHTS.
I DID NOT RAPE
SARA WHAT'S-HER-FACE.
OKAY ?
A LOT OF FEMINIST BITCHES
MIGHT SAY OTHERWISE,
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT.
THEY THINK HOLDING HANDS
IS FRICKIN' RAPE. MIKE,
LOOK.
I'M SORRY, BUT,
YOU FUCKING IDIOT !
LISTEN TO YOURSELF !
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
THIS IS THE WAY
IT HAPPENED.
SARA WHAT'S-HER-FACE AND I
GO DOWN BY THE WATER,
DOWN BY HER PLACE.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. [
Chuckling ]
MMM. [ Chuckling Continues
]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckling Continues ]
OHH.
[ Giggles ] [ Grunts ]
[ Chuckles ] [ Moans ]
[ Penorisi ]
WE'RE KISSING, WE'RE
HOOKING UP, WE'RE MAKING OUT.
THIS GIRL IS ALL OVER ME.
ALL OVER ME.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
IT STARTS TO RAIN.
SHE WANTS TO GO INSIDE,
SO WE DID.
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[ Laughing ]
OH, GOD.
WHOO-HOO !
I BETTER GO.
I'M LEAVING.I'M GOING
HOME. I KNOW.
GOOD NIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOOD NIGHT.
BYE.I GOTTA GO.
ME SO TIRED.
I'VE GOT TO--
[ Both Moan ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Moans ]
HARDER.HARDER.
AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE
ANY MOVES BEFORE YOU WENINTO THE BEDROOM ?
YEAH, I KISSED HER PROBABLY,
NORMAL STUFF.
- HICKEYS ALL OVER HER NECK.
- ONLY BECAUSE THAT PSYCHO
BEGGED ME TO.
SHE WANTED TO HAVE MARKS
ON HER NECK TO SHOW
HER STUPID BOYFRIEND.
LOOK, SHE TAKES OFF
MY CLOTHES.
I TAKE OFF HERS.
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER,
AND WE FUCK.
NONE OF THIS HORSE SHITHAT I FORCED MYSELF ON HER.
COME ON, I PLAY FOR THE RAIDERS.
HERE WE GO.
YOU CAN GET A PIECE OF ASS
ANYTIME YOU LIKE, RIGHT ?
SHE NEVER SAID NO,
ALL RIGHT ?
SHE SAID A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT NONE OF THEM
SOUNDED LIKE "NO."
- STICK TO THE SPECIFICS.
- NO, FUCK SPECIFICS, RICK !
FUCK THEM ! [ Sighs ]
I WANNA SAY THIS
ON BEHALF OF ALL THE GUYS WHO
HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
THESE TWO COPS KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THEY'VE BEEN THERE.
SHIT, WE ALL HAVE.
YOU'RE GOIN' AT IWITH SOME CHICK, RIGHT ?
AND SHE SAYS
NOTHIN'S GONNA HAPPEN.
RIGHT ?WRONG.
WHAT DO YOU DO ?
YOU WARM 'EM UP
WITH A LITTLE FOREPLAY.
YOU ASSURE 'EM THAT NO WAY
IS THIS GONNA BE
A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
THEY FUCKIN' CAVE.
THEY'RE DOIN' THE HORIZONTAL
SHUFFLE, AND THEY'RE LOVIN'
EVERY 30 SECONDS OF IT.
IT'S ALWAYS
THE SAME OLD STORY.
"OH, MY GOD.
"NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY ?
I CAN'T DO THIS.
"OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD.
"GO GET A CONDOM.GOOD.
YES.
"WE DON'T HAVE ONE ?
THAT'S OKAY.WE DON'T NEED
ONE.
"I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M DOING
THIS.I'M SUCH A GOOD
GIRL.
- OH, GOD, I NEVER DO THIS."
- LOOK, CAN WE STOP THIS NOW ?
LET HIM TALK. NO, NO. MIKE.
YOU'RE DIGGING
YOUR FUCKING GRAVE HERE, MIKE.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG,
RICK ?
YOU TELL ME.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?
FINE.
[ Both Moaning, Chuckling ]
[ Groaning ] [
Screams ]
SARA ASKED ME
IF I HAD PROTECTION.
I SAID I DIDN'T.
SO I'M EXPECTING
SHE'S GONNA SAY,
"NO GLOVE, NO LOVE."
BUT SHE DOESN'T SAY A THING.
NO, WAIT. YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM ? NO, NO.
I'M SORRY.
YES ! [ Chuckling ]
[ Laughing ]
MMM.
SHE WANTED ME.
I WANTED HER.
[ Moaning ]
[ Moaning Continues ]
YES.
[ Thud ] [ Grunting ]
OW.OW.
YOU OKAY ?ARE YOU OKAY ?
WHAT HAPPENED ? OW. OW.
YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YEAH. COME
ON, GO.
[ Moaning Resumes ] [ Penorisi ]
OH, GOD.OH, MY GOD.
I AM COMING.OH, YEAH !
I AM COMING.OH !
[ Moaning Fades ]
ALL RIGHT.THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE.
- HEY, COWBOY.
- WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE NOT DONE
UNTIL WE SAY IT'S DONE.
[ Scoffs ] NO.
NO.MIKE.
SHE WAS CRAZY,
THOUGH, MAN.
SHE LOOKS NORMAL,
BUT DEEP DOWN, SHE IS GONE.
YAPPIN' ABOUT HER OLD BOYFRIEND
THE WHOLE TIME. [ Sighs ]
YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP, YAP.
BEGGING ME TO SUCK HER NECK.
THE WHOLE TIME I'M THINKING,
"THIS CHICK ISA FUCKIN'
PSYCHO."
SHE WANTED TO GET BACK
AT THIS KEITH DOOFUS
FOR DUMPING HER.
THERE'S ANOTHER REASON WHY
SHE GOT SO UPSET,
AND THIS IS SICK IN THE HEAD.
YOU SURE YOU DON'WANT TO COME ?
HOW COULD YOU NOBE STARVING ? I'M
POSITIVE.
[ Penorisi ]RIGHT BEFORE
I LEFT HER PLACE TO GO GEA FUCKING CHEESEBURGER--
OKAY. GOOD NIGHT,
WHITNEY.
WHITNEY ?WHITNEY ? I CALLED
HER
THE WRONG NAME.
WHAT ?WHAT ? JUSGET THE FUCK OUT.
WHITNEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
LEAVE ! I CALLED HER
WHITNEY.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,
GODDAMN IT !
[ Door Slams ]
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
BECAUSE I MISTOOK HER
FOR ONE OF HER DOPEY FRIENDS.
[ Sighs ]
[ Police Chatter Over Radio ]
[ Man Whistles ] OH, SHIT.
OVER HERE, OVER HERE !
MIKE, MIKE !
CAN WE GET A STATEMENT ? ANY
COMMENTS ?
DO YOU HAVE A STATEMENT ?
OVER HERE, MIKE.
[ Whitney ]
WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT SARA ?
[ Jane ]
JUST WHAT SHE SAID WHEN
I TOOK HER TO THE HOSPITAL.
[ Voice Quavering ]
IS SHE OKAY ?
SHE HAS, LIKE, A BUMP HERE
WITH A CUT...
AND THEN SHE JUST HAS
SOME CUTS AND SOME HICKEYS
ON HER NECK.
SARA, I'M DR. COOK. HI.
[ Whimpering ] IT'S OKAY. IT'S
OKAY.IT'S OKAY. IT'S
OKAY.
NO, NO, NO !
SWEETHEART, IT'S OKAY.
COME ON.IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST THE DOCTOR.
SHE'S JUST HERE TO HELP YOU.
COME HERE.
COME SIT BACK DOWN.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
IT IS A SAFE PLACE.
COME SIT.SARA,
YOU'RE IN A SAFE PLACE.
THEN STOP ! MAYBE, UM--
COME SIT.ALL RIGHT ?
NOW, THE THREE OF US ARE GOING
TO TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET, OKAY ?
ALL RIGHT.IT'S OKAY.
JUST THE THREE OF US
ARE GONNA TAKE THE JACKET OFF.
[ Men Chattering ] [
Woman Over P.A., Indistinct ]
EXCUSE ME, NURSE ?
CAN HER FATHER GIVE US
A STATEMENT, PLEASE ?
CAN WE SPEAK
TO MR. OLSWANG ? STAND
BACK, PLEASE.
[ Voice Quavering ]
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HIM,
YOU KNOW ?
I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD NEVER
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
HE'D NEVER WANT TO SCREW UP
HIS CAREER LIKE THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO--
NO, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE SORRY !
YOU'RE NOT SORRY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SORRY IS.
SORRY IS WHEN THIS
SON OF A BITCH IS IN JAIL
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
SIR ?WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WAIT OUTSIDE, SIR ?
IT'S OKAY. YEAH ?
- YOU SURE ?
- YOU ALL RIGHT ?
I'M OKAY.
I WAS JUST REALLY SCARED.
WE GOT BACK TO MY APARTMENT...
AT ABOUT 3:00,
3:15.
WE WALKED DOWN BY THE OCEAN
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
COME HERE.
MMM.
COME HERE.COME ON.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
[ Scoffs ]
HEY.
COME HERE.COME HERE.COME
HERE.
[ Grunts ]
[ Moaning ]
[ Whitney ]
HE WAS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
AND IT STARTED TO RAIN.
[ Thunder Rumbling ] [ Laughing
]
COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE.
SO, JUST TO GET OUT OF THERE,
WE WENT BACK TO MY APARTMENT.
[ Chuckling ]
UH, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE. YES.
NO, WAIT.
AND I'M TIRED. ONE SECOND, ONE
SECOND,ONE SECOND, ONE
SECOND.
PLEASE.I AM SOAKED
TO THE BONE.COME HERE. NO,
NO, NO.YOU SHOULD GO.
WE GOT TOGETHER A LITTLE BIT.
IT WAS OKAY.
EXCEPT HIS BREATH
MADE ME KIND OF NAUSEOUS.
A LOT OF BOOZE.
[ Sara ]
ANYWAY, COME HERE.
COME HERE. HE TRIED TO
UNDO MY BRA.
BUT HE WAS SO WASTED THAT...
I HAD TO UNDO IT MYSELF.
GET THIS THING OFF.GETHIS THING OFF ! OKAY.
I'LL TAKE IT OFF.
I'LL TAKE IT OFF. [ Yells,
Grunts ]
I DIDN'T MIND, THOUGH,
'CAUSE I KNEW I WASN'GONNA LET IT GO ANY FURTHER.
- 'CAUSE I JUST WANTED TO GO TO
SLEEP.
- WHERE WERE YOU AT THIS TIME ?
MY APARTMENT.
WHERE IN YOUR APARTMENT ?
MY LIVING ROOM.
OKAY.
COME ON.
GET THIS OFF !
- ONE MINUTE.PLEASE.
- STOP !
HE STARTED...
GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
HE SHOVED HIS HAND
UP MY SKIRT.
HE KEPT SAYING THAT...
HE WAS REALLY HORNY, THOUGH...
STOP.LEAVE !
AND THAT HE WAS GONNA GET OFF
WITH OR WITHOUT ME.
LEAVE ! PLEASE. I'M GONNA GEOFF
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
I TOLD HIM THAT IT WOULD
DEFINITELY BE WITHOUT ME.
SO THEN, HE TOOK ME...
COME ON ! AND
GRABBED ME,
AND HE DRAGGED ME
INTO MY ROOM. STOP IT !
PUT ME DOWN ! OKAY.
[ Sobbing ]
HE THREW ME ON THE BED,
LIKE I WAS SOME KIND
OF FUCKING FOOTBALL DUMMY. [
Shouting ]
STOP IT !GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE ! WHAT IS YOUR
PROBLEM ?
AND THEN,
HE--
NO !NO !
HE--
[ Screaming, Groaning ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
STOP !AAAH !
[ Groans ]
- [ Sobbing ]
- STOP !AAH !
A FEW MINUTES... WENT BY,
AND HE HAD HIS ORGASM,
AND THEN HE LEFT.
[ Sighs ]
HAVE WE GOT EVIDENCEOF
PENETRATION ?
- [ Dr. Cook ]YES, WE DO,
OFFICER.
- SEMEN ?
YES.
[ Detective ]
COULD WE HAVE A MINUTE ?
PLEASE, MR. OLSWANG.
THIS IS NOGONNA BE EASY.
THIS GUY, PENORISI,
HE'S GOT A HIGH PROFILE.
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S
GODDAMN JOE MONTANA.
SHH.
[ Sighs ]
[ Dial Tone ]
[ Receiver Beeping ] WHAT'S UP,
BRO ?
DUDE, WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
THAT MIKE GUY...
SUPPOSEDLY...
RAPED SARA LAST NIGHT.
OH, HOLY FUCK.
DUDE, I'M-I'M SORRY.
JESUS CHRIST.
I SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING.I
MEAN--
I SHOULD'VE STOPPED HER FROM
GETTING IN THAT CAR WITH HIM.
OH, YEAH, I COULD--
OH, DUDE, I COULD
SEE THAT HAPPENING.
I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT GUY
DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
FUCK.
FUCK, WHAT HAPPENS NOW ?
[ Penorisi Narrating ]
I MEET A WOMAN IN A BAR.
AND SHE SAYS TO ME,
"I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR."
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK ?
I'M GONNA THINK
SHE'S GONNA COME ACROSS.
WOMEN HIT ON ME ALL THE TIME.
AND THEY ARE NOINTERESTED IN MY MIND.
[ Emma Narrating ]
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUHAVING SEX FORCED ON YOU...
THAT DOES CUT TO THE CHASE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
I'M TALKING ABOUFANTASIES NOW.
THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION
TO RAPE.
I'M JUST SAYING...
THAT'S WHY THE RAPE FANTASY
IS SO APPEALING.
[ Jane Narrating ]
WHEN YOU'RE A KID, IT'S A GAME.
FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE,
THIRD BASE.
AND IF A GUY HITS
A HOME RUN WITH A GIRL,
THEN HE'S A WINNER.
AND SHE'S A SLUT.
IS IT REALLY
ANY DIFFERENT NOW ?
THIS JUST CAME IN
FROM THE STATION. YEAH, THANKS,
MAN.
WANT ME TO STICK AROUND ? NO,
NO, TAKE OFF.
THANKS.
[ Chattering ]
WHERE IS SHE ?
AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
I WANT HIS FUCKING NECK BROKE. I
UNDERSTAND.
HEY, LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
OKAY.
WE'RE GONNA
JUST TELL THE TRUTH.
OKAY.
-WHEN YOU TALK TO THESE LAWYERS,
YOU HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT.
-YEAH.
- YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR STORY
STRAIGHT.
- YEAH, I HEAR YOU.
[ Chattering ]
[ Whispers ]
OH, MY GOD.
[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
[ Mr. Olswang ]
THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU FOR.
DON'T TELL ME HOW TOUGH
IT IS.I WANNA KNOW
WHAT MAKES HIS DICK HARD.
IT'S OKAY. [
Chuckles, Sniffles ]
HI, SWEETHEART. HI.
WE NEED TO TALK
FOR A SECOND, OKAY ?
COME HERE.
YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH
ONE COUNT OF SEXUAL ASSAULAND ONE COUNT OF RAPE.
THAT'S 20 YEARS PER COUNIN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
THAT'S JUST WHAYOU'RE UP AGAINST.
[ Jane ]
EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE
EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE...
WILL BE DUG UP
AND USED AGAINST YOU.
YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR SIDE
OF THE STORY, AND THEN
LET THEM GO AFTER HER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE
GONNA DIG UP ON ME, JANE ? YEAH,
WHAT WOULD THEY ASK ?
WHAT DOES IT MATTERWHATHEY FUCKING ASK ?
THE GUY'S A SON OF A BITCH
WHO SHOULD BE EXECUTED. [
Jane ]WE KNOW THAT, EMMA,
BUT IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUHOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS,
YOU'D KNOW THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE.
THE ISSUE IS, IF SHE WAS RAPED,
HOW DO YOU PROVE THAIN A COURT OF LAW ?
- THAT IS THE ISSUE.
- IF ?
IF I WAS RAPED ?
GO AHEAD, JANE.
ASK ME.
ASK ME WHAT YOU THINK
THAT THEY WOULD ASK.
- HOW DID YOU GET HOME ?
- WE TOOK A CAB TO HER PLACE.
- [ Jane ]WHO PAID FOR IT ?
- I DID.
IT'S A LONG RIDE
TO SANTA MONICA.
HOW MUCH WAS IT ?
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS
WITH THE TIP.
PRETTY EAGER OF YOU,
PAYING FOR THE CAB RIDE AND ALL.
WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU THINK
WAS GONNA HAPPEN ?
- WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU GOTHERE ?
- WE WENT DOWN TO THE BEACH.
AND ?
AND... WE GOT TOGETHER,
I GUESS.NO, NO, NO.
HOW DID YOU GET TOGETHER ?
DID YOU KISS ?
DID YOU BALL HER ?
DID YOU FUCK HER IN THE SAND ?
WHAT ?YOU'VE GOTTA TELL ME.
WE KISSED, AND, UH-- [ Jane ]
HE KISSED YOU WHERE ?
- STANDING UP ?SITTING DOWN ?
- DOWN.WE WERE DOWN ON THE SAND.
[ Rick ]AND ?
AND... WE DRY-HUMPED.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
- WE HAD SEX WITH OUR CLOTHES
ON.
OKAY.
AND IT STARTED TO RAIN,AND SHE
WANTED TO GO INSIDE.
AND THEN YOU WENT BACK
TO THE APARTMENT ?
THEN HE CAME INSIDE. [ Rick ]
YOU WENT INSIDE THE APARTMENT.
- WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ?
- I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK, JANE.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
REALLY DRUNK ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER
HAD A BLACKOUT ?
JANE. A LAPSE IN YOUR MEMORY ?
YOU KNOW WHAT A BLACKOUT IS,
DON'T YOU ? JANE, DON'T.
WHY NOT ?
[ Rick ]
ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU STARTED MAKING LOVE.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED ?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU--
I PASSED OUT HARD, RICKY,
AND NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER.
[ Jane ]
YOU KNOW WHAT A BLACKOUT IS,
DON'T YOU ?
I DON'T GET LIKE THAT.
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING
YOU DON'T KNOW ?
OKAY.
I DON'T.
GINA PERRY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
[ Rock, Muted ] DON'T YOU
REMEMBER ?
YOU SORT OF BLACKED OUIN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARTY.
[ Muttering ][ Jane ]
SARA !
HI. WHAT YOU DOING ?
HE'S WRITING SOMETHING
ON MY HEAD.
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
HEY, FUCK OFF.
HEY, HONEY, WHY DON'WE GO TO THE BATHROOM--
[ Whitney ]
AND THEN THE NIGHTHAT YOU BROKE UP WITH KEITH.
YOU HAD ALCOHOL POISONING.
WE TOOK YOU TO THE HOSPITAL,
AND THEY PUMPED YOUR STOMACH.
WHOO !
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW MAD YOU WERE THE NEXT DAY ?
HONEY,
THE COURT WILL HAVE RECORDS
OF ALL THIS STUFF.
I DON'T REMEMBER. [
Penorisi ]
I DIDN'T RAPE HER, RICK.
I KNOW I DIDN'T RAPE HER.
DID YOU BLACK OUWITH MIKE PENORISI ?
LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.
SARA, LOOK AT ME.
YOU DIDN'T BLACK OUT,
DID YOU ?
HONEY, JUST LOOK AT ME.
WHAT YOU TOLD ME ATHE HOSPITAL, THAT'S
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, RIGHT ?
I DON'T REMEMBER, OKAY ?
I'M TELLING YOU,
I DON'T REMEMBER !
[ Stammering ]
YOU WANT THE TRUTH ?
THERE IT IS !
LOOK AT ME.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
AND YOU LISTEN TO ME !
I UNDERSTAND YOUR PLIGHT,
AND I SYMPATHIZE.
BUT I AM TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW, BROTHER,
AS YOUR FRIEND,
THE JUDGE AND THE JURY
ARE GONNA THROW THE BOOK
AT "I DON'T REMEMBER."
- MY MIND'S A BLANK, MAN.
- YOU WERE REALLY ELOQUENT WITH
THE COPS LAST NIGHT.
- I CAN'T REMEMBER.
- LOOK AT ME AND ANSWER THE
QUESTION !
- GODDAMN IT, MICHAEL !
- YOU'RE ACCUSING SOMEBODY OF
A FELONY !
I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WILL DO
PRISON TIME UNLESS YOU REMEMBER
EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED !
WILL YOU JUST STOP !
[ Sobbing ]
JANE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAI SHOULD JUST LET HIM WALK ?
YOU'RE A STUPID SON OF A BITCH,
YOU KNOW THAT ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY, RICKY ?
JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY,
AND I'LL SAY IT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
LET'S JUST GO OVER
THE BASICS, ALL RIGHT ?
SHH.
[ Rick ]
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED
IN THE BEDROOM ?
WE HAD SEX.
OKAY.
WHAT KIND OF SEX
DID YOU HAVE ?
MISSIONARY.
[ Chuckling ]
NO, MIKE.
NOT WHAT POSITION.
WAS THE SEX CONSENTED ?
- YEAH.
- SO WHAT KIND OF SEX DID YOU
HAVE ?
CONSENTUAL SEX.
WE HAD CONSENTUAL SEX. THAT'S
PERFECT.THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU
SAY IT.
YOU DIDN'T SAY YES
OR INDICATE
ANY KIND OF CONSENT.
IS THAT RIGHT ?
RIGHT. THEN THAT'S
WHAT YOU SAY.
OKAY ?YOU TOLD HIM NO.
YOU RESISTED, AND HE
FORCED HIMSELF ON YOU.
YES.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'LL SAY.
NO, NO.
NO, MIKE.
YOU'LL SAY IT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
IT IS.
SURE, IT'S TRUE, RICK.
IT IS.
MIKE, LOOK AT ME.
IT IS TRUE, ISN'T IT ?
JANE ?
YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME,
DO YOU ?
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT IT REALLY HAPPENED.
DID IT, SARA ?
'CAUSE IF YOU SAY IT DID,
THEN I BELIEVE YOU. [ Car
Door Opens ]
[ Car Door Closes ] [ Shawn ]
SARA !
HEY.HI.
HEY. HEY.
GOD, I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT. YEAH,
ME TOO.
HEY, BLOND GIRL. HEY. HOW'S IGOIN' ?
I SHOULD'VE BEEN
LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
[ Sara ]
IT'S OKAY.[ Car Engine Starting
]
YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ? YEAH,
I'LL BE FINE.
WHO MADE THE FIRST MOVE ?
SHE DID.
[Conversation Continues,
Indistinct]
[ Dialing ]
[ Telephone Ringing ]
[ Answering Machine ]
HI, IT'S JANE.
LEAVE YOUR NAME AND NUMBER.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK. [ Machine
Beeps ]
HI.IT'S RICK.
I'M JUST CALLING TO SAY--
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, ACTUALLY.
EVERYTHING I WANNA SAY
WILL TAKE MORE TIME THAN
I HAVE ON THIS MACHINE.
I JUST THOUGHWE WERE CLOSE TO SOMETHING.
YOU AND ME.YOU KNOW, I--
I JUST THOUGHWE HAD A CHANCE.
I'D JUST...
HATE TO LOSE THAT.
[ Sighs ]
SO CALL ME, WILL YOU ?
DON'T LET THIS THING
COME BETWEEN US.PLEASE ?
OKAY, BYE.
[ Hangs Up Phone ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Man Over Radio ]
TODAY, 70 DEGREES.
WINDS OUT OF
THE NORTH TO NORTHEASAT 12 MILES PER HOUR.
SUNNY AND CLEAR TOMORROW
WITH 70-DEGREE TEMPERATURES--
[ Man #2 On Radio ]
AND LIFE GOES ON,
AND SO DOES THE TRAFFIC.
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN HELL.
[ Man #3 ]
NO VERDICT IN THE
MIKE PENORISI DATE-RAPE CASE.
THE LACK OF EVIDENCE
AND CONFLICTING
"HE SAID, SHE SAID" TESTIMONY...
LED YESTERDAY TO A HUNG JURY
IN THE MUCH-PUBLICIZED TRIAL.
[ Switching Channels ]
[ Man #4 ]
IT'S ALL TALK, BABY.
IT'S ALL JUST TALK.
[ Woman On Radio ]I'M SAYING
IT'S NOT ABOUT DATE RAPE. IT'S
ABOUT GETTING LAID.
AND THAT'S OUR TOPIC TODAY. THIS
IS KRCK.
K-WRECK RADIO,
WHERE TALK IS CHEAP,
PHONES ARE GOIN'.
[ Radio Fades ]
[ Trent Narrating ]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND...
PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SEX.
BECAUSE SEX IS NOT DANGEROUS.
IT'S NOT BAD FOR YOU.
UH--
YEAH, THERE'S AIDS.
RIGHT, AIDS.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.
EXCEPT FOR THAT.
SO, FINE, ALL RIGHT.
DON'T HAVE SEX.
OR HAVE SEX.
WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
THEN THESE SAME PEOPLE,
WHAT THEY SAY THEY REALLY WANIS THEY WANNA BE IN LOVE.
I THINK IF YOU WANNA
BE SCARED OF SOMETHING,
YOU CAN BE SCARED OF THAT SHIT,
'CAUSE THAT'S--
[ Chuckles ]
I THINK.
[ Shawn Narrating ]
YEAH, LOVE'S DANGEROUS.
BUT PEOPLE SURVIVE.
THERE'S, UH, THERE'S PAIN.
YOU HAVE COMPROMISE
AND SACRIFICE...
AND-AND HARDSHIP.
THOSE ARE ALL
JUST SPEED BUMPS.
[ Whitney Narrating ]
I HAVE THIS NIGHTMARE.
I HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUY,
AND THE NEXT DAY
HE WON'T LEAVE.
HE'S IN MY BEDROOM,
AND HE'S IN MY BATHROOM,
AND HE'S IN MY CEREAL.
AND I JUST--
I CAN'T GET RID OF HIM.
HE JUST KEEPS GETTING
BIGGER AND BIGGER...
AND BIGGER...
UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE.
[ Jane Narrating ]
YEAH, I CAN SEPARATE
SEX AND LOVE.
BUT I STILL WANT THE LOVE,
YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE IT'S THE LOVE
THAT MAKES YOU VULNERABLE.
IT'S THE LOVE
THAT MAKES YOU HURT.
[ Chuckles ]
AND IT'S THE HURTHAT, UH, MAKES YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
[ Rick Narrating ]
THERE'S ALWAYS A DOOR...
YOU DO NOT WANT TO OPEN,
OR A PLACE
YOU DON'T WANNA GO,
OR A QUESTION
YOU DON'T WANNA ANSWER,
OR ONE WORD...
THAT YOU JUSDON'T WANNA HEAR.
BECAUSE IF YOU DO,
YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER
BE THE SAME.
SUCH PRETTY HAIR
MAY I KISS YOU MAY I KISS YOU
THERE
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTIFUL
IF WE ONLY
YOU FEEL SO GOOD TO ME
COME TELL ME IN MY EAR
BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTIFUL
SO VERY BEAUTIFUL
ANOTHER SUNNY DAY
IN L.A.
SPEND IT BREAKING DOWN
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONE
EVERY DAY
CARS GO BY
CARS GO BY
EVERY DAY
[ Vocalizing ]
ANOTHER SUNNY DAY
ALL YOUR WALLS ARE GRAY
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WINDOW OPEN
BUT THERE'S
NO ONE THERE
EVERY DAY
CARS GO BY
CARS GO BY
EVERY DAY
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Ends ]